All language subtitles for 1x05 Un romance un marchoso y una vaca en el jardin ENG

Javi, where are you?
I'm Coming I got held up at work.

Tonight's next romantic dinner.

The whole day I was in the kitchen.
Three hours I was reading instruction

Manual oven.

If cool, I'll kill you!

I walk in the door.

President, you have
minutes to talk about your vacation?

What vacation? You work for only two months.

I'm going to ask
sick leave due to depression.

When I see your face, He will give me safe.

Talk to you next time. Now I do not have time.

I have to buy tickets for
Maldives. After raise prices!

Maxi, enough! The menu
required to switch off.

What is your name?
- Rodrigo.

And how old are you?
- I am two.

Do you like the new apartment?
Yes, because there

Pool and swings.
- Let him do the talking.

It was weird.
I did not know who to watch.

Rodrigo, tell her "Bye".
- Bye!

Slowing down its development, after
remain in the home by 35.

I'm going to
40s. You see.

What are you doing here? Sometimes I come here

Thinking about the problems of the building.

Cans are outside.
- Can we go up together?.

I can not, Lola waiting for me.

Later.
- See ya.

What a shame.

Mr. Tightwad,
last time I tell you.

You have 15 seconds to open the door
or face the consequences.

What am I doing here? Yes we be more.

If you get out, more will be afraid.

Sufficient you that he was afraid.

Leonardo, whether you're on
position? Call me Leo.

In a room alone with timers.

Cut the light!

You'll see that it would not pay.

What are you doing! Only for 2C!

I do not know who is, there is nothing marked.

I took center.
- Fuck, shooting a basketball.

Where are you going? Sit down!

Message. Who has a lighter? Yeah.

Since you smoke?
I'm holding it for emergencies.

To read messages when
disappears the hall light.

Either we turn on the light or I
that you open all faucets.

Come out and show yourself, hard men!

Leo, fast, turn on the light.

I do not see anything, you have a lighter?

I'm going down. Hurry!

I have found it.
- Stay!

Another message.

You're too late.
Taps will be opened anyways.

Quick, run!

I told you to buy
attic. We had no money.

When selling for a while,
tell them it was a joke.

Me this guy like that.

Doorman speaking?

Maxi, Javi here.
I'm stuck in the elevator.

What Javi?
- The president.

What do you want from me?
- Take me out of here.

Have you thought about my vacation?

No, I did not have time.
- Maybe now is the time.

Are you blackmailing me? No, I
I'm just saying that we have passed

-Time, if you like I can tomorrow,

Take out trash, distribute mail,

Wash the stairs, and when I get
to get you out.

I'll give you 15 days in August.

I'm not August, then go
all. I want a month

In September. -All month?

Neighbors will kill me.

When you think of a better call me.

Maxi! Motherfucker!

Have not you entered? Gone is the light

I remained stuck in an elevator.

Call the porter, for it serves.

I called him. You think I'm a fool?

If you're angry, do not yell at me.

The whole day I was in the kitchen making

Damn romantic dinner.

With excuses to constantly
doing, you're tired,

To annoy neighbors,
every day coming on over.

No, leave it.
Get a yogurt when you come.

President is impatient.

20 days in September. -22.
And one week in February.

Deal. Get me out of here.

I'm going to Lea. He has the key.

5. ROMANCE, FUN AND COWS IN GARDEN

My grandmother is already very bad.
I can see that already goes.

But well... The house will look great.
I'll renovate the kitchen and throw the rest.

Sergio, where are you? Activate the phone.

You've got to shoot a series in four.

You have to recite, reached a new text.

Okay. Nothing is not valid!

What's up? -Where have you been? You have to work.

You've got to do. I'm going to lie down.

You think that Robert De Niro by

Everything in life not by doing anything like you?

I'm an intuitive actor.
If I study too much

Lose freshness.
- The nurse Has an accident on a roller coaster?

Yes, the actress asked a lot of money.

Put her in a coma,
until arrangements.

If you keep this up, you will loose your job.

In the end you gonna do to tele-shop.

Or like those women who
added paperwork managers.

My brother, why are you bitter?

I'm not bitter, I'm worried about
you. A little bitter, you are.

No, I take care of my family
I do not like you

Who already save for a funeral.

Do not saving up for the funeral.
It pays insurance?

I love you, but I enjoy life

And you suffer. You have the right to be happy.

I'm happy. My life is wonderful.

Nothing wrong with me. -Money.

Money everybody wrong. -Love.

Yes, but I have health,
and it is the most important.

They always say that those who do not have
neither love nor money.

I do not understand what your mother will
did not say that she took the bus.

Enrique, died her sister
. I'm very upset.

There was much loved.
- They talked for 20 years.

Do not consume phone. My name
neighbor to see what he knows.

What? The one who has a 102 years.

Justina? Here Araceli, Charo's daughter.

Do you know... listen... where is my mother?

Araceli... I
Araceli... Yes, we're fine.

Where is Charo? No, where is.

As you talk to some
on another planet.

Who brought you? On the truck? Why...?

Can you explain to me what this is?

One of cows, pigs and chickens.

I can see that. What are they doing in the garden?

I could not leave them alone
. Who will that keeps them?

Daddy, I think grandma flipped.

It's time to make her comfortable there.

Mom, I can not be here. This is flat.

What's the difference?
Nobody uses the garden anyways.

I'm sorry, but I'm going out
to read and think.

Go to the bathroom, like all people.

I'm going in there, it smells of the village.

Araceli, please, do something.

Wait a minute. Mom!

We know that you miss your roots,

But you know what's going to do
psychopaths when they see them?

Hello. How are you? -I Good weather.

Yes, yes. An enormous cows and pigs

And some 20-30 chickens.
- We never have this never happened.

The kind of neighbors we had.
- They are insane.

They filled us these wild animals.

Do not make perhaps one hippie commune

Who live isolated from society.

Do not councilman? Maybe
a councilor for ecology.

They love this stuff about
warming, climate change.

Vicente, go watch TV. -I'm Going.

Wait a minute, these animals
can not be here.

This is a luxury building.
What a shame.

If you come and see Pat, I'll kill it.

It stinks.
My office is right beside it.

It can not breathe.

What does the statute for
keeping a cow in the garden?

No, we have a legal void.

But apply the norms of dogs

They have to walk it
and collect the

Poop in a bag.
- Bag? If they don't get a shovel...

Are you silly? They can not stay here.

What is this? A farm?
Javier, meeting now!

Again? Is not it just one year?

As long as it takes! We want solutions!

Poor Joaquin! Why do you always
're waiting to get out?

There are many silly to be angry.

Again? Do I have every
morning to throw you out?

I do not know where to go. We're bored.

Go into a park. Feed the pigeons.

There's no park. Neither pigeons.

Then, you move up.
No one is forcing you to be here.

Only here can
lives for nothing. Herein and in the

presidential palace.
- But it is busy

Who enteres once, never comes out.
- Run in elections, I'll vote for you.

Did you see how his forehead vein came out?
- Poor thing. I feel sorry for him.

What do we do now? -I do not know.

Let's go to the second phase to see
that Romanians who you like.

How bored here! And to hitchhike?

What not to buy a car?

Javi! I looked for you.
I made a sketch Regulations

On the use of the pool.
After going to be late.

You want me to read it? Yes, thank you.

Okay. I'll do to you resume.

It is forbidden to swim
is out of working hours.

Do not smoke and bring food.

Prohibited alcohol,
drugs and similar substances.

The use of profanity
or improper behavior.

It is forbidden to talk to
savior, lives are at stake.

It is forbidden to jump
to the head or any

Other means which are sprayed neighbors.

Bathing suit is required, of course.

As for water, to follow the European convention

we have to buy preservatives,
algae killer...

Substances for killing insects, pH regulators and any other necessary

What do you think? I do not know,
Leo. I need to think.

One more thing. I wrote
municipality asking them to do

That lay at the crossroads
label "Mirador de Montepinar"

Turn left.
According to my data, the largest number

Visitors just at that place
modes mistake

And extend the right. And then Pts:

"To get back? Should I go?" Enough!

I can not stand it.
Kills me the desire to live.

Poor guy. Sam. To have a girlfriend?

Girl? Let them marry and have many children,

I'm going to pay them a honeymoon.

A to meet him with Kris?

No, now I'm not in the mood
meeting on a blind date.

It's not a meeting, but rather a friendly
dinner at our home.

Come some other friends.
Right? -Yes. Without obligations.

If you like it after this, the better.

I have confidence now for exiting.

As they thrown from the "Operation Triumph".

It's obvious that you have no
courage, but come out.

Have fun!. You are the whole day in the house
complaining about the dogs hair

There are a lot of hair.

We're waiting for you in 10 Right. He will come.

You'll see how good
boy. But it's not a meeting.

What to interfere?
I'm not going to climb to watch lovers.

Cristina, think a bit
that they put it easy for you.

Have dinner and hit on their friend.
Do you know what's the problem with Javi?

That is married.
-No. He does not see you as a woman.

Who did we find?

I do not know, I'm at the point
when you do not want to associate.

In the phase detection myself
itself. The only way a man can

Be happy if
is self-sufficient.

Listen! It is a neighbor
besides, my friend.

She asked me several times
for you. Really?

Yes, she asked: "Who is that nice
boy who shares the notice?"

Okay, I'll come.
Do not get your hopes up.

You know what I'm like.
It's so nice to be alone.

Focused. Yes bring some wine?

Black, white, pink?

What you want.
It depends on what you save.

Do not go too well with meat, fish...
- Let! We're going to buy wine.

And some liquor?

What you will not take them?
Do you not protectors of animals?

If you have no seats, just imagine me.

See what I downloaded from the Internet
. One cow

Eat 35 kg a day and drinking water 120l.

Computer alone, and Exit 600 euros a month.

It's like another mortgage.

Pigs and chickens have not even counted.

I have been told that it must be milked
every 12 hours.

I understand you, but I do not know how.

Enrique, Inet
must be milked. Excuse me?

Cow. -Still One egg.

Tonight we eat a tortilla.

Milked is you, you are brought here.

Me the bad back. -I Can not...

I would like to first sucking
that touch of being a man.

What should I do? How does this go?

The first has to inform
cows that will be milked.

Good. To let her know?

Closer to her slowly and
talk to her gently.

Otherwise, the cow is
afraid and does not give milk.

Enrique, then speak! Yes
this one apologize...

Hello! Enrique Pastor,
councilor for children and youth.

If you allow me, I will now
to milk the.

If you do not mind.
- He is so annoying with everyone.

Susan, I know you're a woman
my best friend,

But can no longer remain silent.
Tell me you do not love me

, And I'll forever.

Alfredo, please, you are hurting me more.

This is impossible.

If you smile, I can not either to act.

This Polish woman wants something.
See what he wrote.

I'll send her a picture.
- Look at you, is pathetic.

It arrived.
- She left the chat.

Must have beds to sleep.
What time is it about them?

The same as with us.
I saw the picture and ran away.

You spend the day on the internet.
You are a cyber loser.

This is the only place where
can meet girls.

The bad and inform.
There are cafes, discos,

Where you can see them live.

Do you talk with them, and
touch them, if they give you.

If they give me only 10 minutes
all to fall in love.

I am intelligent person, fun, sweet.

Your only problem is, except you do not
giver attention to

first sight,
What we can not help you,

You're boring and not having fun. Me?

You live too healthy.
I do not go out, do not drink,

Do not smoke and do not play.
-Your Favorite topic talk

The rapid disintegration of the
real estate market.

Because
very serious problem. See?

Accept the truth. Do not spend it.

I do not know to spend
? We are going out tonight.

We'll see who can longer keep up with.

Will you give me your leather jacket
? It's not a bazaar.

This is an excellent car.
For 15 years, I never dealt

No problem.
There is no need to praise her. We bought it.

Well, you have a question?
- What to ask when buying a car?

How do I know. Here you
keys. The papers are there.

Do not rush. What are you giving me the keys?

I do not know how to drive. -Neither.

There goes two. -I know.
- What did you put six?

There five. -You Do not have what you're doing?

Michael Jackson,
show us how to ride the rapids.

We bought the car.

You can see why we have to work
sudoku? Do not end up like them.

What can it hurt? We quickly
we learn. -Isaskun, I do.

Go to a driving school.
- Oh, no, we will not permit.

After we take off points.

You see what you want. Or
us learn to drive,

Or we'll all day
you have wearied here.

Carlos, only dinner.
How long have not seen?

Rosa, we have so far.
It's easy to reach us.

I'd love to come to see the house.

Children left with mother.
Or bring them here.

There's a traffic
police or radar.

It is important that you come. Nothing, the second day.

Hello. -Hello.

Javi, we lost a friend.

This is not going to
baptism. -If You see Kris

If she doesn't see anyone, she will leave,
and leave us alone having dinner with Leo.

If we don't invite any other neighbor...

Carlota, We'll remove the spare wheel.

Kuki, hydrate and then you get dizzy.
- Hello.

Do you have something to do tonight?

We thought we prepare dinner
for young people from the building.

Coming? -I can not believe it.

I just told him
have to do the same.

Okay. When you or us?

For them.
Let's see how they decorate.

The one with the pistachio living room?

What should first
do when you enter the car?

If I find an ashtray. Put your seat belt.

Like this.
Do not come near me so much, max.

Then, install the rear-view mirror.

Of course, makeup on the scoreboard.

To see who goes behind you.

You need to watch out for blind spots.

Do not slam nonsense,
who came from behind, some came.

I do not care. Below you:

Clutch, brake and accelerator.

Here to change gears. Stepped clutch.

Left! -First, Second, third
and for you it is a lot.

All clear? -Yes. Let's go another round!

Courage! Now the only important game leg

Squeeze the clutch and throttle, let the clutch

When you hold the gas can not keep brake.

Just gently.

You've mastered driving. The next!

Belt, rearview mirror, the clutch
brake, throttle and transmission.

The wheel.
- Wheel, I never wrote it.

How boring! Start the car! -Hang!

I miss the holy Antonio.

Fuck! I want one for the mower.

Remember. Play feet gently.

Mari Tere, legs, not your hands.

That's right. Good. -Isaskun, Drive!

Look ahead!

My Mother!

How much milk does this
animals? -from 25 to 30 liters.

And without hormones.
On farms drug them,

And give more milk.
- It was my pleasure.

Wonderful experience. Let's more!

Can not vote for you!

Mom, do not drink that milk. Who knows what it is!

There healthier milk than this.

What are we gonna do with 30l?

Hello.
- Do you want Fresh milk?

From your cows?
- Yes. Thank you.

Later. It should not be drinking?

Yes, it is environmentally friendly, with no additives

Which would reduce its
nutritional value.

No, I am very satisfied
milk you buy.

I would not trade it for what
- You look like an old commercial lady!

Come on!
-Vicente, Do you know how much you grown to milk?

Excellent said. Ecologically
a. We got the egg.

This is already another matter. Look at him!

It is obvious that a lot of vitamins.

Do not make more milk as they used to.

I can not believe you called a meeting

Only to discuss
doing something that does not concern the building.

We're trying to settle in somewhere,
but no one wants to take them.

We put them down.
Which kind of people have a

Cow and pig in the garden? They're not the first.

Votes to ban animals in gardens

Garage, basement and other
joint premises?

No one? One voice, President.

In fact the two have two apartments.

Antonio! -Concentrate Minute!

He asked who was to introduce a ban on animal
?

Animals, get out!

Raise your hands, for God's sake! It stinks!

You get used to it eventually.
It relaxes you like I was in the countryside.

Eggs and milk are great.
We love organic products.

For me as a mother is very important
my children to take this milk

So will grow up to
be healthy and strong. And us

Good comes, we've already
older people. We're not old!

Can I go watch TV? -No.

So, they bought you.

You give a little milk and a couple of eggs

Not undergone any
health control

And tread on their side
. -No One we bought.

I do not know what to do with all that milk.

How to drink it? What if the mad cow?

Well, it seems so. It looks very peaceful.

This is not going to remain on the
this. We spent

So much money on these flats,
we smelled the cows.

And you, Javi! You had me disappointed!

I said nothing.

I love my job.
All companies more often for gifts

Choose authentic, and original gifts.

Check this out!
Pendant for keys with laser.

Name of the company is a special detail

How the product would be Personalizing.

When we gave it to them, they freaked
. I'm freaking out.

Having children is the best thing
can happen to you in life.

Do not you? -Yes. But hurry.

Above 30
body is not recovering so easy.

You can't nurse.
Your boobs get flat.

I have said that to her when we got married.

Breasts for me!

What?
- Boobies For me.

Help me, honey. Here, I will.

No, you enjoy.

What do you think? I think I agree.

I do not know, I do not get anything.

These guys just talk about the children.

It seems to me that there is chemistry between them.

I'm most proud of the products that I

Prepared for the bakery. Guess what? What?

Guess!
Are there any more wine? -Yes.

Sergio, this is for me a special day.

We go out together.
I will be VIP for just one night.

You do the same thing I am.
- Might meet Penelope.

Or fly. It is for me
erotic myth.

Joaquin, will for a long time? -Get.

What are your disguise? What's wrong with me?

Anyway. Come on.
- Party! Party!

I think I remember how to play.

It'll be a long night.

Euribor will continue to jump,

This with a variable interest
is not easy.

I therefore suggest that it saves,

Some pension fund, a small investment.

Me have nothing to
savings of so many mortgages.

I'm in the writing of children 's story.

I have many characters.

Squid Baltazar, Marselina, Jose Luis.

How nice. So she
wrote Harry Potter.

All mats should be the same.

What's liner, there is no doormat?

None. Nothing.

The canopys are rolled for months,
but mats are visible all the time.

See every day.
Impairs the aesthetics of the building.

Lola, have two bathrooms? -Yes.

Where to puking?

Stupid rooster!

What time is it? Two in the morning.

Don't they sing at dawn?
- He must have a jetlag since he came from the village.

Close the window. We will not!
Why do I have to cook

Because they are lunatics brought animals.

Come on, It will stop our sleep cycle.

They cut my dream
in the middle stages of REM. Where are you going?

Shut up, you moron!
Than you'll make chicken soup.

You go to sleep! -Do not worry!

If we can not
sleep, will not either.

Araceli phone!
- Phone! Do not shout!

Fatima? No, you were wrong, beautiful.

Sorry. -Nothing nothing.

Who was it? No one, to sleep.

Now I can not sleep.
- Go, eat, or shut up!

In both sleep!

What do you do for one call!

I get into the church, when Agus was getting married.

With a bitch who stole it.

Now they are safely on
Costa Rica, on our honeymoon.

I do not hate them, really.

If you do encounter a shark and
eat their legs, Well done,

If not, I'm already living my life.

Chris, you want to lie down? No,
'll go out to get some air.

Even better. I would definitely be a chill.

Ill come with you.
- Everything was very tasty, it was a great dinner.

Thank you.
-Leo, Go with her.

Excuse for blanket
I'm aiming for the toilet, but...

Do not worry, for it serves.

Better elevator.
You know who I once met in the elevator?

Who? -The Guy with
TV. One blond.

Nothing then.
-Do you want to see the birth of Carlota?

There is no need to go down
now... No, this is a recording.

I always carry it when we go
to dinner with someone. !

Again this! Every hour
time. Do not miss one.

No, my name!

Phone!

Enrique, you do not have a
mistress? -Yeah, right.

I told her to call the
this time, when you're not there.

Do? -Fatima?

Again? Does not live here any Fatima!

She lived, but we
killed. Do not call up the clap!

Child, there is no need to be unkind.

Berta?

How Berta? Get up, come on!

What is it? Mom,
I'll put a lock on the fridge!

See how much she ate.

Araceli, we have no evidence that they were
. What's open?

Open up! They brought both mother.

We are inferior in numbers.

Do this time comes in the door?

What you call us on the phone
in three in the morning? Me?

You're wrong. -You
Not let us sleep

This foolish animals.

You can even cock to insert into the house.

We can not, if no
rooster, chickens are fighting.

There was chaos! -There Has emerged
chaos since you came.

This man is stupid. And you!

Maxi, go to the supermarket!
- Kola change your life.

I do not know what to tell you,
anything can happen.

Belt, mirrors, steering wheel.
- Come on, I'll whisper to you.

Game feet.

Give 'er, Mari Tere.

'Come on, Sandra! Rock, paper, scissors!

We must at the same time. You're still lost.

I do not like this game.

Hello. How are you? -Full, As always.

I have one good news and one another.

What do you want first? -I do not know.

It is good that despite
that no one enters,

We're not that close. And it so?

I can not pay you,
for now. -What's up.

How what to do! I have to eat.

What can I do to eat shampoo?
- No, I put them.

Fabio, I have a lot
problems. I have a mortgage,

Adolescent child,
demented mother and cow in the garden.

I have to send money
my sick mother

And I have three sisters. One is married,

The second limps and the third is lazy.

I did not know that you have so many sisters.

I'm full of mysteries.

All I ask for a little patience
. -No More

Patience. From homeless
differ in that

I use hair mask.

If you do not pay by the end of
weeks, I'm going to Argentina

Sandra and run with me.

Where is your brother? What did not work?

He did not come home. He did not stay with you?

I went to the 4. After
grandmother would not let me go.

You left him alone?
- I could take him.

He remained bothering the waitress.
She alone could not escape.

Where is this jerk? Should
has already make me juice.

I go, I have customers.

Joaquin, where are you? Me? I'm doing.

Are you drunk?
I have to interrupt. I have clients.

Good afternoon.
Welcome to the Mirador de Montepinar.

Let me
I meet about this place.

As you can see, lounge on two levels

With more than 60m2 and garden,

Kitchen is fully equipped with Jacuzzi...

Joaquin, please, come here for a moment.

Excuse us.

How do you get such a job? -What?

You should be ashamed! To me?

You should be ashamed.
You have opened an office here

Because you have a thing for
my brother. Excuse me?

And since it gives a shit
you, you're pickin 'on me

But not going to see you suffer. It's over!

The whole day I was under stress because of the minimum wage!

I do not want to be a slave system is
boss who exploits me,

No matter how you look hot.
Pretty you are, what is, is.

I'd sell
flats, so look.

I'm a professional.
I quit! Wear it all!

Are not you? -Not any more. I left my job.

What? She came to me at once, I do not know.

Do you realize what you've done?

I have no job, they gave me
apartment, I have no future

No girlfriend, but I spent extra.

Wake me when we fill 80 years.

'Ism' stairs! Watch out!

Hello! Do you have more milk?

Of course, the cow stops. How many do you want?

Three liters. But this time you pay.

Oh, of course not! We are neighbors...

In fact, yes. We have a lot of expenses.

Two euros? No, one.

For 1.40 buy in the store
with bifidus and all.

1.50, either for you or for me. Right.

Do you have any eggs? Eggs are my 0.50.

Put a four. Rodrigo does not eat them.

What are you talking about anything?
They gave them to us for free.

How do I know? Thus says.

Thank you very much.
When you arrive you will not get them?

You can not! My!

I'm going to be movement BECOME A MEMBER wherever needed.

Yes, write down the address,
Street Raj... What are you doing?

It was a center of
Asturias, they wanted to lead them.

Enrique, I can see here business.

Have you
milked? -No. -Come On.

Good morning. How are you?

Leo, what am I doing here?
- You couldn't find the keys.

You wanted to sleep in a trash bin.

You said you and like to throw.

In the end you slept here. I'm on the couch.

What about my stuff? -Peru It.
You threw up again when we arrived.

I'm going. You do not want...

When I iron your clothes, I'lll give them to you.

In the afternoon, we can see a movie or a drink.

We'll see! Right.

I'll call you. Hi.

You fucked with my neighbor?
Extra, there's next.

Tell me, I am interested.

Enter the account.

Not that one, the one who
gave you when we entered.

How is expensive.

Let me. -What are you doing?

Operation "Poor
pensioners" always works.

Do you need help?
- Machine swallowed our money.

No more, we spent the entire pension.

Do not worry, I'll help you.

Not bad when you're old.
You do not menstruate

Not You pay parking.

Isaskun not there. -Yes, Come on.

Are you sure? Me
are familiar with these poles.

Explain to me, how to sell luxury apartments
,

While you keep a cow and a pig in the yard?

Nice said! Our courtyard.

We can do anything
Are we in our garden.

You can not keep them here.

Rachel, they are pets.

Someone is holding a dog, a snake
, and we keep the cow.

We love the rural way of life.

Since the cow animal
which company?

Mom, do you Inet
fill the void in your heart? -You bet!

Work.

Do not worry, we called
Ministry of Health

Today sent inspectors to close it.

According to the European Convention
of public health;

Strictly prohibited to sell
milk and its derivatives,

Which do not undergo chemical,
micro-biological and electrical analysis.

I do not know what they are, but certainly
them have not worked.

How do you think are starting a pandemic?
Because of such irresponsible people.

How about you? Sale Flat everyone.

Comes the inspector from the ministry.

You can hide the animals immediately.

They started uptight. He's right they are.

Animals should not be run here.

Have become accustomed. Computers I
and we'll pay half the mortgage.

In the end I'm going to save my family.

We lack infrastructure.

The European Commission has programs for financing environmental

Projects. Sign
, perhaps you give them.

Can I sleep in your bed.
Brings in more money than you.

Do not start!
- Hide them! Where?

In the basement.

It says that the maximum
400 pounds. Get in there.

Will not fit. -Can If he entered alone.

You do not say! And he would press a button?

's Right! Let's go upstairs.

Where did you see the cow
that comes down the stairs?

In cartoons go down.

Let's go through the garage.

Chicken keeps you away.

I'm fine, really.
I languished on the job.

Do not worry, I'm going to tell them to pay
apartment until I get a job.

No need, I can do it.

Of course you can as there are
firms seeking dealers.

Well, is not that easy.

You might need to change
something in your life?

Course.
- What will you do?

I like the architecture.
I loved to play as a kid.

Architect? Not a bad idea.

I could build things.
- I think it takes a college.

That could be a problem.

I love video games.
Do you pay for trying out games?

If you're a programmer, perhaps.

And something that you do not have
to go to college?

Prophet. I wish I
to serve my country.

There is a big demand.
You only have to sit and push a button.

Architect, video games,
messenger? What else?

I blew it.

What is life. When you least expect
, your life

Take someone and awakens something in you.

So, okay? You slept together.

I kissed this morning, without language.

This initial phase is the most beautiful,

Knowing the other person. Of course.

Go, meet her. No, the error rush.

The connection is as good
wine, when you open a bottle,

Have to let it breathe.

It seems to me the massive
we live next door.

We're close, and everyone has their own space.

The friction of daily living...

Chris did not have luck in life.

I think I stared at
me because it seeks stability,

That gets started life together with someone.

My mother was delighted.
She is traditional.

She doesn't understand my single life style.

For now I do not want to have
children, I understand that.

But I think Chris wants
children. We need to talk.

Selfishness kills each connection.

Congratulations! Leo
told us that you are together.

We're together?

How do you think of
mind letting us know?

What I have I done in my life?

Do not listen to her, kissed
were about to separate.

Last night was a real gentleman
, as you were...

Lola, I do not like
is. He's just happy.

If you do not like, you have to leave him.

How do I leave it, when we're not together?

I bought you a ticket for a concert.

I do not intend that anyone
break my heart. I know how it hurts.

I do not want to be with him
nor to break,

It is absurd connections.

I'm going to pretend silly,
and he'll realize there is nothing here.

If you are not going to break, it
is because she liked.

I think it's an excellent
for transient boyfriend.

There is no mortgage. The boy without a load.

You'll see!
Sell milk directly from the cow,

Things are totally out of control
. How old

Prison can get for this? Easy.

Let's see what happens.

Do not make hasty conclusions.

Health! Open up!

All clean? -FRAN, Throw it out!

How disgusting!

4.50 car wash. Rob us.

What a bird!

Isaskun, are not there. They stole it from us.

How can I not, luxurious car.
We do not remember where it is.

All look the same. And did the same.

So put the numbers.

I'm tired of pushing
carts. -Still Here?

We can't find our car.
- She forgets.

Do not worry. Do you know at what level are they?

There are multiple levels?
Decline of our frozen food.

Do you know the car model?

I'm glad.
I'm sorry to waste your time in this absurd way.

- A cow In the garden,
This people...

They have such imagination!

I swear to you my son,
which is again in Ireland

That the garden was a farm.

Maxi, tell him that they had
animals and selling milk.

Do not know.
I respect the privacy of tenants.

This wretch sold.
But I have a witness in the apartment...

I'm sorry, but I have to close my
three Chinese restaurants.

Good day.

Chris!

Hello.

God! What have I done?

What did you do these?

Wraps up my career,
pushed me into unemployment.

I told you not to spend,

Not to go to work drunk.

Of course, it's easy, you're an actor,

Means you're of reported and I,

Poor worker who earns minimum wage,

With a mortgage and the dream of a better life.

Calm down! Why not Sides
tomorrow, and ask that you forgive me?

You might understand. Are you crazy?

I can not even in the eyes to see it.

How about we just go to work
as if nothing happened?

Sergio, everything I told her.
- No woman and not taken

Seriously. What would Rachel be the exception?

Do I go back? As if nothing had happened?

Stress. Of course. Yes
I have a lot of stress.

Perfect.

Again they set the farm.
Somewhere hid them from him.

Some
tipped them off safely. The doorman who

Looks like those who sleep under a bridge.

We'll smell like a village until we leave.

No longer moving.
We need to take out their work.

While not a poison, it is difficult.

Course. You!

Better someone else. -No. Perfect.

You're allergic to milk,
have a drink in front of the neighbors

Get an allergic reaction,
think that you are poisoned,

Scared all the work destroyed.

Antonio, I will not drink milk
. Do you want to kill me?

Do not worry, when it got tough,
I will give you Urbason.

What do you want? To drive her?

Berta, they killed you home.

Where are we going to get milk?
We will not give it.

Do not worry. I'll get it.

When justice turns their back at you,
you have to act at the edge of the law.

Gentlemen, there is no point
like we're going in circles

If not you remember even
the color of your car.

We have St. Anthony, that's a good clue.

Great. -I Can not do this anymore.

And we bought the car to not go on foot.

Ma'am, please, be careful!

Fuck! Saint Antonio! -We Found them.

How I got scared.
I thought you never

We will not go home. Hallelujah!

If you no longer need.

You could throw a
we are in the car. I'm so tired we are.

Thank you very much, Leo. It was...

You want to see me for a drink?

I bought the series on DVD.
Do you remember the one with the children...

Tomorrow I get up early.
I have to find a psychologist.

Get some rest.

Chris, I'm not gonna throw
the tongue, until you give me

Sign, I'd rather you mark the pace.

Shh! Leo! What are you doing with her?

Starting a relationship.
- What Relationship?

She lives with her boyfriend.
- The Cuban He who has hair

As Maria Teresa Campos
Aren't they friends?

Together. They told us.

Otherwise we kicked them out.

You will not be able to reach it. I will.

You've got to get out. -I do not have to.

I told you. You're not listening!

What is it? Juliana!

Gentlemen, expired a few hours.

I yoghurts. What do we do now?

Come in, I'll give you open it.

What a good boy.
- We'll come back every day.

Isaskun had not returned.

Our relationship was stormy, but I

Ready to lose again.

What happened
among you? It's a long story.

No, I have to jail.

I went to Whirlpool, I'm stressed out.

Good evening.

Where did you come from? -From
Apartment for show.

I was in Whirlpool. I'm stressed out.

Be good. Hurry.

What are you doing here? Get in there!

What is it? No. outputs something.

Milked her everything. Maybe
doing something wrong.

Grasp and squeeze,
do not need to be a doctor of science for this.

You must gently, from top to
below. As the toothpaste.

Come down you, if you know better.
- Do not yell at me.

Stupid cow. -Antonio, Basin!

Take an egg, when you're already down.

How is the dark! I can not see anything!

Wait, do not we land.

Turn on the lights!

I do not know where.

Here comes the heat. Do not squeeze here!

They sold us a car without lights
. Because they were cheap.

We have to wait for dawn.

Isaskun! Isaskun!
- Shut up!

Wake up. Daytime.

Where are we? -I do not know.

Damn, you look like those
coming from discos at dawn.

Let's go, maybe meet a policeman.

What are you doing now? -Me nothing.

Worn down his batteries.

Flooring in the lounge and the living room

With thermal and acoustic insulation.

What is the walls are concerned,
color is... Hello, Rachel!

Come with me to the kitchen!

What does this here? What?

Didn't I fire you?
Now I don't want to think I dream things.

No. How do I... No, woman.
I am only way

Said at the time. Do not you, Eric?

Yes, I do not even talking to you
attention to what story.

And to exploit it and to be holy?

That was a joke.
You did not think I

Serious. Absolutely not!

You've never heard of the saying that
drunks and children tell the truth.

I was drunk, I had some medicine...

Joaquin, I do not want to see you here!

Really... Get out!

Silvio, I'm sorry.

Do I know you
together, I would not seduced.

Who told you that together?
-Resio.

Your landlords. -Oh yes. Yes.

But no problem.
You can walk out with her.

We have an open relationship. How open?

Good afternoon. -Good day.

We both think that one thing
life together and

Mutual respect and
completely different, sexual

And emotional needs that can be met
third parties.

It could be you or
this boy, I do not remember now

How true calling.
- Julio. -Julio.

I like you for Kris.
I think there will be something.

I can not. This kid is relentless.

I do not want to hurt him,
but it kills my desire to live.

I know the feeling.

Talk to him, you have to leave him.

We're not together. He thinks it is.

I think he called his mother. -It's over.

I already see myself
I go there for lunch.

I have to leave him. How do you do that?

I have never left anyone behind.

She had already
four pieces. Mom! Stop!

I ate two. Puts me a double paper.

Araceli, something is wrong with the cow
. Do not give milk.

How does not give milk? Fell her immunity.

Now I'm going to give her
vitamins. -You Do not touch!

I'll call the vet.
- What to give your neighbors?

We can not lose customers.

See, she took another.

Calling all neighbors in our
that little chummy

And talk about the problems
in the building. Like the meeting.

Only without the cold that characterizes
official meetings.

Vicente, do you want to go? A lot.

Only, bring a bit of that delicious milk
.

We have no more.

Hello. Just sorry he missed.

Do you mind? -Absolutely not. Everyone loves

Came to visit him
biggest mistake of his life.

Thank you. Seems to me you were
had a problem with Joaquin.

Came drunk, and among other offenses,

Told me I had
job because I'm nice,

Even before it came out,
told me to wear.

! I feared that it was nothing serious.

Sergio, what do you want?
- The poor thing's heart is broken

And I like his brother, it breaks my heart.

If you could receive him,
I would be so grateful.

You're cheating me? Pathetic. -You Got
as soon as I took you by the hand.

Anything else? I have work to do.

Worried that you're subconsciously
transferred hostility by

Feeling towards me on
your relationship with Joaquin.

I do not feel animosity
to you. Really?

I just think that he did not invent
cruel punishment enough for you.

Understand? I'd undergone
a Nazi experiment

I would have had little to investigate.

Better then go.
-In Any case, if you want,

I will not accept Joaquin.
On one condition.

Whatever you want. -Buy Me this apartment.

In short the way, this
cows under stress.

Normally, when he muses.

Is
undergone a traumatic experience?

Yesterday was a couple of hours in the basement,
but we turn her light.

How do you put her in the basement?
- She was grounded cause she pooped inside.

These animals are not for
garden. -Of course not.

I've said it from the beginning.
- Especially not together.

Chickens need their space, its pig...

And to give her a little
hormones? He wants to give milk?

Why should I give her hormones?

Mom, it's a cow. And do not transsexual.

If you
really care about these animals

Return them to their natural environment.

I'll call one of Asturias.

Leo, we need to talk.

You're a special boy, you have a lot of virtues

Assume, because
and do not know much.

Of course, at the beginning no one knows

But we are thrown into a tailspin...

Chris, I want to break up. What?

I do not see our future.

Yesterday you were freaking out for me?.
- Freaking out...

I do not think so. A little I liked.

No, you're freaking out. You gave me flowers.
And you cleaned poop from my dress.

But you and Silvio have a weird relationship

I do I will not interfere. Leaving you.

Wait a minute! No.
I don't like you, I

I wanted to break up with you.

Chris! Kris. Kris.

Hurt you. You're not the one talking.

Yes, I am. -No you're not.

It's not you.
Why not think of beautiful things?

About what might have been and was not.

That's why I brought you into this
bench, where we were so happy.

This is the highlight! You are not well!

You're definitely not clean!

What are the connections complicated.
It's so good to be alone.

Is it that we can attach the mower.

Many slow-going.
- This is a clear case of a dead battery.

I told you so, empty batteries.

The car is good? Cole suck.

But with the new battery,
withstand even a few months.

What an adventure. Like
fifteen years old on the tour.

You could call it.
Maxi was very worried.

Really? Do not listen.
I smoked half a garden.

Are you sure about this? This place sucks.

He can not even Rachel to sell it.

What should I do? Leave him out of business?

What if the series ends?
- What would have ended?

I do not know, lately something...

What is not? Hello Sergio.

Do you put the contract?

Yes, we were just contracted some details.

This way, please.

Rachel, are you looking at "sinners"? -Yes, why?

What do you think? -In The last
time is a little inconsistent.

Joaquin, your brother buys
ground. -Sergio? Why?

This is a contract of capers.
You pay 6000 euros now

And after... Yes, yes, I know the process.

Are you serious?
You want to buy the apartment only to help your brother?

A family tradition.
From school to take it out of trouble.

Inside that case of an asshole
there is a nice and sweet person.

What are you doing? Tell brother
to return to work.

Rachel, but you're still missing this.

Joaquin, listen. No, let me go.

It was not enough to make me
humiliating every day, but now

Want my brother to trap yourself
this apartment is not for anything,

To cover up its inability
as seller.

You blew it. Just to let you know that I and you

And the company to sue. I know all of your scams.

I will destroy you,
'll end up withdrawing ball on the lottery.

I knew that behind this
of an angelic face hides a bitch,

The calculated and cold.

Joaquin, I did not have anything
to buy. She got you.

I love the sea. Sailing.
Maybe I could run

Tourists on a tour of the islands by yacht.

I think it works the king. Has permission.

A leader in gossip show?

I love to fight.
A lot of yelling. -We have seen.

Javi, what are we doing here?

Invited us. I'm president.

Send minister as chair.

Arrive cafes. Love,
for you with milk?

From this brought about
Goya. Yeah, just a little.

Do not worry woman, this is not fattening.

I'm on a diet.
If you do not take my two kilograms

Not coming to the pool. Better Practice.

You could for me
to walk with my wife.

I think we need to close the garage.

Yesterday I dropped huge poop on the glass.

How nice milk!
We'll have and we can get started

You're buying it from those
below. It's not theirs.

It's from the supermarket.
A councilor no longer sells milk.

How not to sell milk?
- No. We went to buy,

Araceli told us
will not take animals.

It seems that the cow has a trauma.

Berta, are you okay?

Released's something on your neck.
- Antonio, inform yourself better.

I poisoned for no reason.

Make sure you're not allergic.

Good I'll keep close to them?
- Yes, do not worry, ma'am.

The man loves them easily.

Normally, you experience the intimate moments.

You need to laugh? No, just think about it.

Thank you for everything. Good luck.

Good day.

Antonio, how could you not verified
shelf life?

Ma'am, do you have Urbason?

I knew that I will end on
someone to stab.

Do you have or do not have? We do. 100 euros.

Chris, this is Leo. I want to get back together.

What do you want? -Is It true
that you were worried about me?

Why do you ask? Well, it's nice.

Isaskun, I realized
that we care about you.

If you want sex, I'm not for it.

We can try, but...

You always have to destroy the beautiful moments.

I bought you something.
- You are a teller!

Bought me something, love?
- Yes, for your birthday.

Let me immediately, you might not live to birthday.

In fact it is common for
you and your lesbian friend.

This is called Navigator.
There folder Spain and Europe.

And where are the radars to measure
speed. But you do not need.

You're cute. After I will
to surrender in the back seat

With you. Listen!
Now you just need to enter

Address where you want to go.

The bingo!

Mari Tere, not a car with super powers.

You have to address you type.

For instance Downtown,
we press start destination guidance.

This is the same woman who
story on the cigarette machine.

Start the car! Now she'll
him to start to tell the story.

At 200m turn left.

What are you doing? She's at 200m.

That's garage! Shit! Cookies!

Ma'am, what are you doing?

Turn around, if possible.

Now you remembered.