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Open the door!
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What's taking so long, man?
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What the--
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Yes, sir.
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What took you so long?
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Sir, I'd dropped off.
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Didn't you show him the papers?
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What's this?
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Sir, some idiot left a
jerry can on top of the carpets.
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It toppled, wet the carpets,
and they all bled color.
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Move it.
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If you'd opened up a second later,
that guy would be dead.
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Can I use the computer now?
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You've been hogging it for ages.
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There's work to be done.
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Take it, man.
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You owe me one.
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Guddu.
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You can feel the electricity,
can't you?
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I'm gonna rip Mirzapur's ass apart.
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Guddu, my boy.
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Hmm?
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Every motherfucker
is gonna shit his pants.
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We're not supposed
to wipe out the town,
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just scare them into buying more guns.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
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Is it fixed, mister?
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- How much longer--
- Sweety!
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For you.
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What's this?
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Open it and see.
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Am I late?
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Nah, it's fine.
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Rajan Mishra?
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Hmm.
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I'm Bablu Pandit,
this is Guddu Pandit.
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Usman the butcher must've called you.
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Hmm.
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Business has been down
in Mukeri Bazaar for months.
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Why's that?
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It's just bad luck.
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I seem to get all the fraud guns.
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They explode or get jammed.
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The customers keep returning them.
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And then I gotta return their money.
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Nothing I can do.
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My wife.
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Been married two years.
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Have some!
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Sorry,
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we don't have traditional sweets
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so she's just served sugar.
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Who's in the family?
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Mum and dad--
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No, not yours, your wife's family.
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She's from Jaunpur, no?
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Your brother-in-law too, right?
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Hmm?
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Yes.
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Right.
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We got a hold of your call records.
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You must really love chatting
to your brother-in-law.
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Nothing wrong with that.
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Once a week, he delivers
a trunk and takes one back.
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What's in those trunks?
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It's just household stuff.
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These guns seem perfectly fine.
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So, he gets you fraud
guns from Jaunpur
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and you sell our good guns to him.
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You profit
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at Kaaleen bhaiya's expense.
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You have to choose n--
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Wha--
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What have you done?!
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Too much banter, too little time.
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Kaaleen bhaiya has given us guns...
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G-Guddu bhaiya, leave them alive.
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Wait for me outside.
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Please, my baby.
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You let them go?
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Yeah, and I got this.
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What's this?
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Breast milk, remember?
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Made a deal with her,
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she keeps pumping
it and I let them live.
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[To, The Chief Minister,
Uttar Pradesh.]
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Gupta!
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Mail this.
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Okay.
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And give me the receipt.
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That I will.
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But, Mr Pandit, this is Mirzapur.
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You can send all the letters you want,
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but nothing's going to change.
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[ritual chant]
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That's the end of the ritual,
here are the offerings.
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you too.
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Bless you.
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Bless you.
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Bless you.
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Bless you.
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Well, what do you think?
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Sir, we'll have to upgrade, restructure
the deals with the gun distributors
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and update the standard
operating procedures.
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It's the only way
the business will grow.
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Anything else?
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Yes sir, hire women and children.
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Huh?
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They don't smoke, less of a hazard.
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The women will finish
their work on time too,
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they'll want to get home
to their kids and chores.
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And we should put up a clock.
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Shift changes will be more efficient.
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Hello.
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- As salaam alaikum.
- Wa alaikum salaam.
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This is Maqbool's nephew, Babar,
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keep him with you, show him the ropes.
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Sure.
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He's useless,
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couldn't even handle school,
dropped out.
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Maqbool, family is family,
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however disappointing they
may be you must support them.
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Listen up, boy.
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Yes,
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If you've taken up responsibility
fulfill it faithfully.
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Loyalty is all that
matters in this business.
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What was your suggestion
for the gun distributors?
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We need to throw them a feast.
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[chanting a mantra]
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Please stand for the hymn.
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[singing hymn]
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Praise the Gods!
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Maqbool.
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Got them all?
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Yes, sir.
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Maqbool bhai,
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why is Kaaleen bhaiya
seating us separately?
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You've been handpicked,
for a special missive from him.
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What's that?
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In time...
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enjoy your meal first.
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Listen up, fellows.
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I've decided to
implement a new system.
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From now on no distributor
will get a gun on credit.
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Cash only.
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But sir, if we pay you in cash
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and these guys take
cash from us every week...
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The police won't be taking
money from you anymore.
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Sir!
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Guptaji, finish your meal.
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There'll be dessert afterwards,
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we'll talk then.
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Sir, what about the fraud guns?
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Usman bhai, we'll figure
out something for those too.
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What a spread.
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Hope you had your fill, boys.
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Now you see, there's a problem.
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All of you have a Jaunpur connection.
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Mr Gupta, the dealers won't
pay you protection money anymore.
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Kaaleen bhaiya's reputation suffers
if anyone takes money from his men
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and is left alive.
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But, Kaaleen--
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Please rest assured,
the men will handle this.
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You will get a fair share
of the gun sales.
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Now, to celebrate our new deal
let's bring out something sweet.
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Bablu.
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Singh...
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Shall I leave, sir?
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Full steam ahead!
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If you can imagine it,
you can achieve it.
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Here you go.
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Take it!
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Take it!
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Sir,
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the guns might explode.
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You're head of quality assurance,
Mr Upadhyay,
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they won't explode
if you've done your job.
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Pick up one of the cheaper ones.
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Wait.
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You're right-handed, no?
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Why're you aiming with your left hand?
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How about this -
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pick another gun in your right hand.
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Let's test two in one go,
much more efficient.
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Here, grab another one.
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Go on, aim.
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Sir...
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Go for it!
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If you use genuine truck parts
they shouldn't explode.
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And yet they do, why?
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Hmm?
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Investigate thoroughly,
you'll find the problem.
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And until you do, this is
how we'll do our "quality assurance".
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Okay?
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Later, then.
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Motherfuckers,
do you guys wanna have a go?
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Get out, beat it!
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I can't sell you
the truck parts anymore.
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Can't grease my palm
if I don't have fucking hands!
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The cuntflaps,
they were making me test the guns.
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Thank you.
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Mr Pandit,
how many more letters will you write?
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The violence is getting worse,
the town will implode at this rate.
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Well, who'd know better than you?
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I hear it's your boys who're
causing this whole ruckus.
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You're my friend,
I've watched your kids grow up.
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I hope you can stop them.
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You know what I mean, right?
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Back again, Munna bhaiya?
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Do the honors then.
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Nice, come on, bro.
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You're gonna love this snack.
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Subodh!
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Do you want something to eat?
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Your friends must be hungry.
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00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,360
No, Grandma, we're fine.
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We're discussing some business.
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You should sleep.
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Okay.
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Your grandma's really fucking cute.
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That's why I love her so much.
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00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,240
They look expensive, Golu.
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Return them if it
makes you uncomfortable.
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I'm not uncomfortable, I just...
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you won't get it
until it happens to you.
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Guddu seems serious.
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I hope you are too.
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Otherwise he'll be heartbroken.
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I want to be serious,
but what about Papa?
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If you are serious
I'll talk to Papa.
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Whatever happens
you know I have your back.
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Golu, duck.
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Two cream sorbets.
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So pretty.
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The earrings or I?
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The earrings, because of you.
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00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,480
I'm a straightforward guy, Sweety.
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I gave you a gift,
you accepted it.
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This is getting serious.
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00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,480
So, I wanted to
be honest with you.
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I'm a gangster.
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I have my own reasons for that,
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but if you wish to return
the earrings do so now.
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I'll understand.
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I'm fairly straightforward too, Guddu.
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Why should I return the earrings?
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They suit me, you said so yourself.
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Guns don't scare me.
Been around them since I was a kid.
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Just...
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you'll be careful, won't you?
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With myself, and you.
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So, you're saying I can wear the
clothes right out of the machine?
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You need to dry them a bit,
but this is the top-end model.
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00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,040
Where's Dimpy?
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00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,800
She's gone to a
friend's for some notes.
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00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,120
You know it's not safe
here at night and you still--
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Don't worry, papa.
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00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,120
I'd like to see someone
lay a finger on Dimpy.
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00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,320
Oh, yes, I'd forgotten
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she's protected by
Michael and Sunny Corleone.
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Papa, please stop.
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we're just starting
to enjoy the fruits of--
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And what will you do
with all these "fruits"?
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At the end of day,
you'll still be eating bread.
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Yes, but at least we
can have it with chicken.
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I'm done here, sir.
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Have some please.
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You have it,
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should I pass you the chicken?
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Gonna hit 200 today.
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I feel strong. Pumped.
272
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,880
...140,
273
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,200
Oh man, don't start again.
274
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:51,280
...142, 143, 144, 145,146, 147,
275
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,120
These are Mirzapur's
history-sheeters -
276
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,120
kidnappers,
277
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,000
chain snatchers,
278
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,280
musclemen,
279
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,240
thieves.
280
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,280
Mirzapur's most notorious.
281
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,840
Tell them.
282
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,120
Sir,
283
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,680
is there a problem?
284
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,640
We make sure to give
Kaaleen bhaiya the money
285
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,360
along with our loyalty.
286
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,040
You're loyal,
that's why we've called you here.
287
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,440
Look,
288
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,040
our job is to make homespun guns
289
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,800
and yours is to fire them.
290
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:37,680
Right?
291
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,640
If we stop making the guns,
what will you fire?
292
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,720
Fuck all?
293
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,920
And if we don't fire them then
what will you do after making them?
294
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,160
Fuck all.
295
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,600
Bravo!
296
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:02,920
So, in order to survive
we need each other.
297
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,080
We want to increase
the homespun gun production
298
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,960
so you'll have to fire them more.
299
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,280
We can only fire the guns we have
300
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,440
and many of us don't even have guns.
301
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,120
And if we solve this problem of yours?
302
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:20,960
Well, then...
303
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:21,880
Alright.
304
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,200
Take your pick.
305
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,280
But how do we pay for these?
306
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,040
They're free.
307
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,120
Take whatever you want.
308
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:44,080
If this is not enough,
there's always more.
309
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,400
Earn what you can with these.
310
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:55,800
But remember,
311
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,520
keep the guns firing.
312
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,640
Yes, sir.
313
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:03,880
Also, it's possible that
the police might apprehend you.
314
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,840
But you won't be hassled,
I promise you.
315
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,080
Yes, sir.
316
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,280
Later, then.
317
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:21,040
Mirzapur is quiet these days
go and make some noise.
318
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,720
Just watch, sir
we'll be celebrating Diwali soon.
319
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,720
Let's go.
320
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,800
Guns for free,
something you just decided?
321
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,840
What if it doesn't work out?
322
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,680
Shouldn't you have
checked with me first?
323
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,280
Kaaleen bhaiya was in the loop,
Munna bhaiya.
324
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,520
Just be patient,
I'm sure we'll get results.
325
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,760
Right now,
we've just increased the supply.
326
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,000
Once they've tasted blood,
327
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,040
their demands will increase,
and so will our prices.
328
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:02,320
You just tell the factory workers
to get ready for overtime.
329
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:16,160
Sir, these boys are
ruining everything.
330
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:22,280
I'm well aware, Usman.
331
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,520
It's Papa's call
332
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,640
so be patient.
333
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,640
Yes, sir.
334
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,520
I'll think of something.
335
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,240
Okay.
336
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,520
We'll speak later.
337
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,480
Hey, Compounder.
338
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,760
Hmm?
339
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,640
The whole town is
running amok with guns
340
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,880
and you're still
using that damn razor.
341
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,320
Munna bhaiya,
342
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,320
there is poetry in the razor's blade.
343
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,200
The "khchh" when it
pierces skin and flesh
344
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,280
that's what makes
the kill visceral; real.
345
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,600
You're talking like a bloody lover.
346
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:26,680
Just one, neat slice
and the magic unfolds -
347
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,480
spitting blood from his throat,
348
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,280
his mouth frozen, unable to scream,
349
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:39,360
the blood spattering
in beautiful patterns,
350
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,760
death becomes poetry;
poetry becomes death.
351
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,040
I need to piss.
352
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,280
I'll be back.
353
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,760
I'll come too.
354
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,400
Bravo!
355
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,040
This is true friendship,
356
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,000
we even piss together.
357
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:16,640
Hmm.
358
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,400
Let's go.
359
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:23,920
But...
360
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,000
we'll each hold our own, eh?
361
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,720
Ey, motherfucker.
362
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,160
What the fuck, huh?
363
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,480
Clean this.
364
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,240
It's just some piss, man.
365
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,320
Motherfucker.
366
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,760
You trying to tell me what it is?
367
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,280
No, no, you're overreacting.
368
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,000
What did you say, cuntlicker?
369
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,760
Munna bhaiya is overreacting?
370
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,200
No, I...
371
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,720
Go on, lick it.
372
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:06,760
Hang on
373
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:11,760
can't just piss on me and leave.
374
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,600
Munna bhaiya, let's fuck him up. Here.
375
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,480
Do it, do it.
376
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,040
Be still.
377
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,320
Be still, it's my first time.
378
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,520
Hold him.
379
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,200
Give it to me.
380
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,080
I'll show you how...
381
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,320
on his throat, and...
382
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,320
You were right, Compounder
383
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,160
about the poetry razor shit.
384
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,760
Just give me the word and
385
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,400
I'll give you another
demo whenever you want it.
386
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,360
I'm your friend
387
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,400
a friend in deed.
388
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,120
Time to piss.
389
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,120
Listen,
390
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,280
come here.
391
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,320
You know what, Compounder?
392
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:07,360
Yes?
393
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,880
In all of Mirzapur,
no one knows me better than you.
394
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,320
Well, there was my mum...
395
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:14,920
just you now.
396
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,960
Don't ever fuck me over, man.
397
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,680
Haseena,
you lead the tranny gang, yeah?
398
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,400
That's why I'm asking you.
399
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,320
Take it, sir, I'm not stopping you.
400
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,040
Dip your hand in here
and take the money.
401
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,800
Don't you know begging is illegal?
402
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,840
Are we the only people doing
illegal things in this town, sir?
403
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,680
What about the rest, huh?
404
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,360
- Wait, sir! - Why are you leaving?
405
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,880
Hire me as a constable,
406
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,160
I won't beg then,
my pride matters to me too.
407
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,960
Where are you going, motherfuckers?
408
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,120
Cuntflaps.
409
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,000
Oh look here, Sakina, Jasmine--
410
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,480
Ah ha!
411
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,680
Hello, Bablu bhaiya, Guddu bhaiya.
412
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,840
Hello.
413
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
You know us?
414
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,960
Anything that happens in this town,
we get to hear of it first,
415
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,840
our network is solid.
416
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,880
Of course we know you.
417
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:17,920
Here.
418
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,440
May God bless you.
419
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:26,960
Come Jasmine, let's go.
420
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,840
Here's 500.
421
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,640
People recognize us now, eh...
422
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,800
Mummy!
423
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:39,880
Yes?
424
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,840
What the...
425
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,600
we got you a washing machine
and you're not using it?
426
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,200
I'm washing your father's clothes.
427
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,120
Why?
428
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:51,720
Because I told her to.
429
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,920
My clothes will not
go in that machine.
430
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,800
Why are you behaving like this, Papa?
431
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,680
No, no.
432
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,760
This town might be yours
433
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,200
but this house is still mine.
434
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,360
Papa, we can't get
into this every day.
435
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,800
Just tell us what
you want and we'll do it.
436
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,120
You know what I want.
437
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,520
That's impossible.
438
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,840
At first we didn't have a choice
439
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,360
but now we're enjoying it.
440
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,000
Okay, listen...
441
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,160
those curtains you liked?
442
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:33,960
Hmm.
443
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:34,920
Go buy them
444
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,560
and tell Dimpy to buy some new jeans.
445
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,440
I'll tell her I got them
otherwise she won't take them.
446
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,920
I wanted to talk
to you about something.
447
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,920
You know, the grocer
448
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,600
we go to for our rations?
449
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,240
I don't like the way he talks to me,
450
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,600
there's a certain lack of respect.
451
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,880
Shall we straighten him out?
452
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:03,840
Do you have your gun?
453
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:05,880
Alright.
454
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,480
I'll get ready.
455
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,360
Alright.
456
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,360
I'll wear that saree.
457
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:14,280
Yes.
458
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,000
What are you doing, bro?
459
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,280
She's Guddu and Bablu's mother, man.
460
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,000
She has to be treated with respect.
461
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,400
Yes, but you can just chat,
why the gun?
462
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:33,640
Ugh.
463
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,320
Because I can.
464
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,640
This is the good life.
465
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,360
Well, if it isn't
my favorite priestess...
466
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,000
Hmm.
467
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:08,720
Well?
468
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,640
How's everything going for you, Guddu?
469
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,280
I'm doing great.
470
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,240
As for you, we'll know soon enough.
471
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,840
Guddu! Guddu!
472
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,040
Guddu, no!
473
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,800
I'll smash all your fingers
474
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,120
and put a bullet
in your skull. Got it?
475
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,680
I'm not that young,
lanky Guddu anymore.
476
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,560
My mother warrants respect.
477
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:49,960
Hmm?
478
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:50,760
Hmm.
479
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,000
What the fuck is this
"priestess" nonsense?
480
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,640
You could've just told me, Mrs Pandit.
481
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,200
I understand!
482
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,040
I understand, Guddu bhaiya
483
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,040
and your groceries
for this month are free!
484
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,200
For the entire year, free!
485
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,360
Free for life!
486
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,480
Hey, listen!
487
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:40,720
Even after I die the Pandit household
won't pay for groceries, understood?
488
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,320
Anything else I can do, Mrs Pandit?
489
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,000
How much for this?
490
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,720
Guddu Pandit.
491
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,920
Bablu Pandit.
492
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,840
If you want to live in this town
493
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,960
remember these names, arseholes.
494
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,320
I'm telling you right now.
495
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,640
Mirzapur will run
at our command.
496
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:34,800
Sir, you're bleeding us dry while
handing out free guns to those goons.
497
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,480
Just be patient, Usman.
498
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,160
Your profits will multiply tenfold.
499
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,760
My child!
500
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,120
Get out.
501
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,440
--file an FIR for your measly
stolen belongings?
502
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,560
But--
503
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,720
It's your life, and property, right?
504
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:20,160
Be fucking responsible for it.
505
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,880
Once fear grips this town
506
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,480
it won't be just the goons who'll need
guns. The innocent will need guns too.
507
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,240
Guns for attack,
508
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,960
guns for defence.
509
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,680
We'll turn Mirzapur into America.
510
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,840
Come on, give me the money.
511
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,840
This month's crime rate
has fallen, right?
512
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,600
Since we don't report any crimes.
513
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,920
I've been thinking,
514
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,440
we should get Guddu and
Bablu into the "carpet" business.
515
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,600
They've done good work,
516
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,000
the balance of brains
and brawn is productive.
517
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,720
May I say something, Kaaleen bhaiya?
518
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,160
Hmm?
519
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,600
Guddu and Bablu have shot up quickly.
520
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,640
I think
521
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,600
Munna is feeling sidelined.
522
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,360
Munna is an idiot, to feel like that.
523
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,480
After all,
eventually the business will be his.
524
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:38,760
[Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh]
525
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:50,240
Easy on the chillies
next time, please.
526
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,480
The government will ask us
to account for every ounce of spice.
527
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,000
Ah, you remembered, sir.
528
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,080
Well, to get you to do something
529
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,440
I know it won't happen
without some ice-cream first.
530
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,360
Ugh, strawberry.
531
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:07,840
Step up from vanilla, my man.
532
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,920
Try it.
533
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,560
How is it?
534
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,480
Mindblowing, sir.
535
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,520
So, Maurya
536
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,560
there's bloodshed in Mirzapur
537
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,120
and with elections around the corner,
538
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,960
Lucknow is panicked.
539
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:42,200
The bosses have commanded
you be sent to Mirzapur.
540
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,520
Yes, sir.
541
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,000
If you've got a cold, don't have it.
542
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,400
Sir, we're policemen.
543
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,160
What's a little
sweetener here and there?
544
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,320
Right then.
545
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,600
Go, clean up the city.
546
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:11,560
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