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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,355 --> 00:00:16,184 And you may now kiss the bride a second time. 2 00:00:16,227 --> 00:00:17,664 Why not? 3 00:00:23,408 --> 00:00:25,846 You want to go for a third? 4 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,246 Hail, Guardian of the Redeemer. 5 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:37,901 To you... 6 00:00:37,945 --> 00:00:39,686 Spouse of the Blessed Virgin Mary. 7 00:00:39,728 --> 00:00:41,209 To you... 8 00:00:42,341 --> 00:00:44,560 To... to you... 9 00:01:39,789 --> 00:01:41,704 Your mom just wanted us 10 00:01:41,747 --> 00:01:43,183 to chat, that's all. 11 00:01:43,227 --> 00:01:44,968 See how you're doing. 12 00:01:45,012 --> 00:01:46,405 Uh, we're fine. 13 00:01:46,448 --> 00:01:48,145 I-I don't know what she wants from us. 14 00:01:48,188 --> 00:01:50,016 I do. 15 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:51,365 Grandchildren. 16 00:01:52,366 --> 00:01:54,021 Getting a lot of pressure for kids? 17 00:01:54,063 --> 00:01:55,501 Define "a lot." 18 00:01:55,543 --> 00:01:57,807 It's my mom. She's a bit high-maintenance. 19 00:01:57,850 --> 00:02:00,766 Mm. Well, you, you have to set your boundaries. 20 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:02,811 You know, it's your home. 21 00:02:05,466 --> 00:02:07,034 Hello? 22 00:02:07,076 --> 00:02:08,730 Sister Andrea? 23 00:02:08,775 --> 00:02:11,299 Can I help you? 24 00:02:11,342 --> 00:02:12,735 Oh. 25 00:02:12,778 --> 00:02:14,693 I'm sorry, Father. 26 00:02:14,736 --> 00:02:16,739 I left something in here. 27 00:02:16,783 --> 00:02:18,524 Please excuse me. 28 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,396 Oh, hello. 29 00:02:21,439 --> 00:02:22,701 I know you two, don't I? 30 00:02:22,745 --> 00:02:25,312 Yes, Sister Andrea. I'm Leo. 31 00:02:25,355 --> 00:02:27,489 That's right. High school calculus. 32 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:29,229 You were terrible. 33 00:02:30,491 --> 00:02:32,276 Guess what I'm doing now. 34 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,974 - Teaching calculus? - No, I-I'm a sound recordist. 35 00:02:35,018 --> 00:02:37,063 But once I did have to use calculus. 36 00:02:37,106 --> 00:02:39,066 Well, I'm very proud of you. 37 00:03:07,877 --> 00:03:09,487 I'm Amalia. 38 00:03:09,531 --> 00:03:12,098 Uh, Sister, remember the one that kept 39 00:03:12,141 --> 00:03:14,667 smoking in the bathroom? 40 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:16,189 - Sister? - Yes. 41 00:03:16,233 --> 00:03:18,104 Yes, Amalia, yes. 42 00:03:18,147 --> 00:03:19,409 Are you okay? 43 00:03:20,454 --> 00:03:22,456 David, could I see you for a second? 44 00:03:22,501 --> 00:03:24,676 - Now? - Yes. 45 00:03:24,719 --> 00:03:26,175 I hope you're not holding my smoking against me, 46 00:03:26,199 --> 00:03:27,723 Sister. I don't smoke anymore. 47 00:03:27,766 --> 00:03:29,289 No, no, Amalia. 48 00:03:29,332 --> 00:03:30,986 It's just a spiritual matter. 49 00:03:31,031 --> 00:03:32,771 We'll be right back. 50 00:03:35,991 --> 00:03:38,646 - There's a demon in there. - There's...? 51 00:03:38,691 --> 00:03:41,344 - What does that mean? - It means 52 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,216 there's a demon in there between them. 53 00:03:43,259 --> 00:03:45,567 It has its hands on their shoulders. 54 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:48,091 - I didn't see anything. - Because you're not as good. 55 00:03:49,091 --> 00:03:50,180 Look at your feet. 56 00:03:50,223 --> 00:03:52,094 What do you see? 57 00:03:52,139 --> 00:03:53,487 My feet. 58 00:03:53,531 --> 00:03:55,621 No. There's a trail 59 00:03:55,663 --> 00:03:57,360 of slime here. 60 00:03:57,405 --> 00:04:00,189 - Like a snail. - Are you sure? 61 00:04:00,234 --> 00:04:02,018 Don't patronize me. 62 00:04:02,062 --> 00:04:03,908 - What do you want me to do? - I want you to find out 63 00:04:03,932 --> 00:04:05,500 what the issue is. 64 00:04:05,544 --> 00:04:07,719 There's something possessed in their marriage. 65 00:04:07,763 --> 00:04:09,591 They've only been married a week. 66 00:04:09,634 --> 00:04:10,655 It doesn't matter if it's an hour. 67 00:04:10,679 --> 00:04:13,115 Find out what the issue is. 68 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:16,119 - And if there's nothing? - Then I'm wrong, Father. 69 00:04:16,163 --> 00:04:19,819 And I should just clean up your room. 70 00:04:19,862 --> 00:04:22,168 Hi. Uh, Sister Andrea's here to take notes. 71 00:04:22,211 --> 00:04:25,564 Uh, she's a valuable consultant on, uh... 72 00:04:25,606 --> 00:04:27,043 marital issues. 73 00:04:27,086 --> 00:04:28,610 I don't think 74 00:04:28,653 --> 00:04:30,045 we really have any marital issues. 75 00:04:30,089 --> 00:04:31,545 We were just joking 76 00:04:31,569 --> 00:04:33,093 - about our in-laws. - Yeah. 77 00:04:33,136 --> 00:04:36,052 Is it an intimacy issue? 78 00:04:37,052 --> 00:04:38,620 Fuck you. 79 00:04:38,663 --> 00:04:40,622 If, uh, if you don't feel comfortable... 80 00:04:40,665 --> 00:04:42,668 No, uh, it's not that. 81 00:04:42,711 --> 00:04:44,365 You know 82 00:04:44,408 --> 00:04:46,932 that we saved ourselves for marriage, Father. 83 00:04:47,933 --> 00:04:49,064 Well, now... 84 00:04:49,108 --> 00:04:51,067 now that we're married, 85 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:54,461 we're having... sexual issues. 86 00:04:56,637 --> 00:04:58,726 Do you feel comfortable talking about it? 87 00:04:58,771 --> 00:05:00,076 Or I could recommend 88 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,139 - a mental health professional. - No. 89 00:05:01,163 --> 00:05:02,774 We don't want that. 90 00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:07,040 Whenever we try 91 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:09,651 to be intimate... 92 00:05:09,694 --> 00:05:11,740 We have a physical reaction. 93 00:05:11,783 --> 00:05:14,569 - Like we're... - We're allergic to each other. 94 00:05:14,612 --> 00:05:17,005 Uh, I break out, and I... 95 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,312 - My stomach. I-It's ridiculous. - Okay. 96 00:05:20,356 --> 00:05:21,899 This is sounding more like a medical condition, 97 00:05:21,923 --> 00:05:23,403 not a spiritual one. 98 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,800 We have an assessor 99 00:05:27,843 --> 00:05:29,168 - I could get a reference from. - Actually, 100 00:05:29,192 --> 00:05:31,454 Father, I think it's better if the Church 101 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,718 do a thorough assessment before recommending 102 00:05:33,762 --> 00:05:35,937 - a doctor. - Sister, I-I disagree. 103 00:05:35,981 --> 00:05:38,288 I-I think this is sounding more like a medical condition. 104 00:05:38,331 --> 00:05:40,507 No. Leo, Amalia, 105 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:42,728 this allergic reaction that you have. 106 00:05:42,771 --> 00:05:46,382 Do you have any premonition 107 00:05:46,427 --> 00:05:48,036 of something dark? 108 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,778 - What do you mean? - Yeah. What do you mean, bitch? 109 00:05:50,822 --> 00:05:54,261 Do you have a sense in your marriage of something demonic? 110 00:05:54,303 --> 00:05:56,393 Sister, perhaps we should talk about this later. 111 00:05:56,437 --> 00:05:58,526 Leo. Amalia. 112 00:06:01,442 --> 00:06:03,444 Show them. 113 00:06:03,487 --> 00:06:08,317 Uh, that's why my mom wanted us to see you, Father. 114 00:06:08,362 --> 00:06:12,105 She said that you deal with issues like these. 115 00:06:13,105 --> 00:06:14,454 Issues like...? 116 00:06:15,673 --> 00:06:18,677 This is what happened last time in bed. 117 00:06:26,074 --> 00:06:28,643 Food allergy. I didn't do that. 118 00:06:28,687 --> 00:06:31,514 I could feel fingernails clawing into me. 119 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:32,908 Uh... We had to stop. 120 00:06:32,951 --> 00:06:34,692 - You don't have a pet? - No. 121 00:06:34,735 --> 00:06:38,000 And I didn't do it. It just suddenly appeared. 122 00:06:39,393 --> 00:06:43,048 Help us, Father. We... don't know what's going on. 123 00:07:05,245 --> 00:07:07,439 Is that even possible, that a marriage can be possessed? 124 00:07:07,463 --> 00:07:09,050 Well, officially, it's diabolical oppression, 125 00:07:09,074 --> 00:07:10,771 which is why we need you. 126 00:07:10,815 --> 00:07:14,036 It might just be a psychological reaction to a new marriage. 127 00:07:14,079 --> 00:07:16,865 Right, so I'd be there to see if it's just marital dysfunction? 128 00:07:16,908 --> 00:07:18,668 Yes. They were virgins when they got married. 129 00:07:18,692 --> 00:07:21,173 - Really? - So there could be 130 00:07:21,216 --> 00:07:23,108 a therapeutic answer for their physical reactions. 131 00:07:23,132 --> 00:07:25,264 What are their physical reactions? 132 00:07:25,307 --> 00:07:26,875 Hives. And nausea. 133 00:07:26,918 --> 00:07:28,528 Well, that sounds to be expected, right? 134 00:07:28,572 --> 00:07:29,790 Just one thing. 135 00:07:29,834 --> 00:07:33,707 The hives are in the form of claw marks. 136 00:07:35,317 --> 00:07:38,625 Okay. Um, tomorrow? 137 00:07:38,668 --> 00:07:39,845 See you then. 138 00:07:41,019 --> 00:07:43,673 So, um, the door to the master bedroom 139 00:07:43,718 --> 00:07:45,764 would be right there? 140 00:07:45,807 --> 00:07:47,896 And the master bathroom would be adjoining. 141 00:07:47,939 --> 00:07:49,680 Uh-huh. And how long is all this gonna take? 142 00:07:49,723 --> 00:07:51,377 Two or three months. 143 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:54,990 Okay, well, let me look at these overnight. 144 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:57,906 I do need an answer. I have other jobs. 145 00:07:57,949 --> 00:08:00,690 And you will have an answer tomorrow. 146 00:08:02,692 --> 00:08:05,305 I also do plumbing. You want me to take a look upstairs? 147 00:08:05,348 --> 00:08:06,785 No, I've got someone. 148 00:08:06,827 --> 00:08:08,916 You're making it unhappy. 149 00:08:08,961 --> 00:08:11,180 Yeah, well, you're making me unhappy. 150 00:08:11,223 --> 00:08:12,877 What did you guys put down here? 151 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,593 - A kid from school. - Yeah, but a short one. 152 00:08:14,617 --> 00:08:15,793 What is that? 153 00:08:15,836 --> 00:08:17,447 - It's a snake. - What does it do? 154 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:19,536 Don't you guys have homework to do or something? 155 00:08:19,579 --> 00:08:21,625 Have you noticed you're not very magnificent lately? 156 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,278 Yeah, you used to think we were funny. 157 00:08:23,322 --> 00:08:24,976 Yeah, well, you used to be funny. 158 00:08:25,019 --> 00:08:26,543 Your shoes don't match. 159 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,374 Ben the Magnificent, you are falling apart. 160 00:08:31,418 --> 00:08:33,351 Yeah, okay. You know what? I need to do this on my own. 161 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:34,638 Could you guys go away? 162 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,427 Whoa! 163 00:08:46,825 --> 00:08:49,740 - How did that happen? - I think it was an alligator. 164 00:08:49,783 --> 00:08:51,090 I told you it's haunted. 165 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:53,134 Okay, would you just shut up, please? 166 00:08:54,745 --> 00:08:56,790 We are not supposed to say that. 167 00:08:56,835 --> 00:08:58,226 What, "please"? 168 00:09:02,666 --> 00:09:05,191 No. 169 00:09:05,234 --> 00:09:06,626 I think that's why you're sad. 170 00:09:07,802 --> 00:09:08,889 What? 171 00:09:08,933 --> 00:09:10,326 You can't figure it out anymore. 172 00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:12,850 Things have gotten weird. And you don't like it. 173 00:09:15,941 --> 00:09:18,100 - Where'd you get all that? - From my psychology class. 174 00:09:19,335 --> 00:09:21,076 It's called cultural derealization. 175 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:24,427 It's when you become depressed by how weird the world is. 176 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:28,082 Oh, my God. Are you hurt? 177 00:09:28,126 --> 00:09:29,687 What is happening? I think you should... 178 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:33,174 This is getting dangerous. 179 00:09:35,961 --> 00:09:39,355 I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. 180 00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:42,880 I'm bad. I'm bad. 181 00:09:42,923 --> 00:09:45,187 I'm bad. I'm bad. 182 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:48,451 I'm bad. I'm bad. 183 00:09:48,495 --> 00:09:52,977 I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. 184 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:56,067 I'm bad. I'm bad. 185 00:09:56,110 --> 00:10:00,636 I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. 186 00:10:00,681 --> 00:10:03,336 I'm bad. I'm bad. 187 00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:05,554 I'm bad. I'm bad. 188 00:10:05,599 --> 00:10:07,644 - Lexis? - I'm bad... 189 00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:11,692 Hey, Mom. 190 00:10:11,735 --> 00:10:14,042 - What were you doing? - Nothing. 191 00:10:14,086 --> 00:10:17,827 No, you were chanting. 192 00:10:17,871 --> 00:10:20,440 - Was it from Leland? - No, Mom, no. 193 00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:23,616 And you got this out of my closet? 194 00:10:23,659 --> 00:10:25,575 Lexis. 195 00:10:25,619 --> 00:10:27,552 I told you about Leland. He's attacking this family. 196 00:10:27,576 --> 00:10:30,971 No, this isn't about Leland, Mom. 197 00:10:31,015 --> 00:10:33,148 - It's about Lynn. - What? 198 00:10:33,192 --> 00:10:35,716 I told you that Lynn was dating Ren, 199 00:10:35,759 --> 00:10:38,980 and I... look, I wasn't supposed to. 200 00:10:39,024 --> 00:10:40,807 Wait, so Lynn made you wear this? 201 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:43,158 Yeah, but it was me. I wasn't supposed to tell you. 202 00:10:43,201 --> 00:10:45,246 - What, the truth? - Yeah, but it's okay, Mom. 203 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:46,682 I don't mind... Mom! 204 00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:49,643 Family meeting, downstairs, right now. 205 00:10:49,686 --> 00:10:51,078 What did you do? 206 00:10:51,123 --> 00:10:52,490 - No, you did something. - This is all your fault. 207 00:10:52,514 --> 00:10:54,168 You ate all the cookies last night. 208 00:10:54,212 --> 00:10:55,996 No, girls. Everyone just sit on the couch, 209 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,713 - normally for once. - Can I sit on the floor? 210 00:10:57,738 --> 00:10:59,260 - Normal sitting. - My young body 211 00:10:59,304 --> 00:11:01,828 - cannot fit on this couch. - Okay. 212 00:11:01,871 --> 00:11:04,004 Remember when I told you I was gonna treat you like 213 00:11:04,048 --> 00:11:06,006 - more mature girls? - Uh-huh. 214 00:11:06,051 --> 00:11:07,549 So that's what we're dealing with right now. 215 00:11:07,573 --> 00:11:08,792 What's this about? 216 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,142 That's from your closet. 217 00:11:10,184 --> 00:11:11,857 - I didn't take it. - Why was Lexis wearing it 218 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:13,797 - while chanting? - What did you say to her? 219 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,278 No, this is not about Lexis, this is about us as a family. 220 00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:18,105 Okay? Lynn, you're the oldest. 221 00:11:18,149 --> 00:11:19,562 You're supposed to be setting an example. 222 00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:21,674 Why are you punishing Lexis? 223 00:11:21,717 --> 00:11:23,304 - I'm not punishing her. Hold on. - Yes, you are. 224 00:11:23,328 --> 00:11:26,201 You told us, Mom, to support each other. 225 00:11:26,245 --> 00:11:28,028 Family is more important than anything. 226 00:11:28,072 --> 00:11:29,788 - Yeah, you said that... - And what Lexis did 227 00:11:29,812 --> 00:11:31,990 hurt one of us. Me. 228 00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,879 No, Lexis told the truth. She made you tell the truth. 229 00:11:33,903 --> 00:11:36,124 But she did it because she wanted to hurt me. 230 00:11:36,168 --> 00:11:37,908 I'm feeling a little attacked here... 231 00:11:41,825 --> 00:11:43,826 Okay, quiet! 232 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,090 This is what we're gonna do. 233 00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:47,221 Everybody be quiet until I talk. 234 00:11:50,051 --> 00:11:51,681 - What's she gonna do, hit us? - It's not even my fault. 235 00:11:51,705 --> 00:11:53,793 - Like, Lexis told. - I didn't do anything wrong. 236 00:11:53,836 --> 00:11:55,206 - Yeah, it's Lexis's fault. - Guys, can we just please 237 00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:56,797 be quiet? I don't want to hear this. 238 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,885 - You said, you said... - Shut up! 239 00:11:58,928 --> 00:12:01,366 - Quiet! - ...her fault! 240 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,760 I'm creating a Ten Commandments for this family. 241 00:12:04,804 --> 00:12:06,153 - What? - Ten rules 242 00:12:06,197 --> 00:12:08,461 that must be followed, no matter what. 243 00:12:08,504 --> 00:12:10,549 But the nuns say we have ten commandments already. 244 00:12:10,592 --> 00:12:11,875 Yeah, but my girls aren't following them. 245 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,162 So this is the first one. 246 00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,424 Thou shalt 247 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,993 not ever 248 00:12:19,037 --> 00:12:23,171 lie to Mom. 249 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:27,610 Do we all understand that? 250 00:12:27,653 --> 00:12:29,873 - Yes. - Yes. What? 251 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,831 Is it all right to lie to other people? 252 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,181 No. 253 00:12:33,225 --> 00:12:36,140 What if we have Jews in our basement? 254 00:12:36,183 --> 00:12:37,142 - Oh, my God. - Or Trump with immigrants. 255 00:12:37,184 --> 00:12:39,100 - Yeah. - Okay, look, 256 00:12:39,144 --> 00:12:40,511 as real as these examples are, we're just gonna 257 00:12:40,536 --> 00:12:42,102 have to figure it out as we go. 258 00:12:42,147 --> 00:12:44,801 Okay? But what's most important? 259 00:12:44,845 --> 00:12:47,586 "Thou shalt not ever lie to Mom." 260 00:12:47,629 --> 00:12:50,154 Very good. All right, number two. 261 00:12:54,855 --> 00:12:57,770 "If Leland approaches you, 262 00:12:57,813 --> 00:12:59,816 - tell Mom." - Beautiful. 263 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,296 Number three. 264 00:13:07,128 --> 00:13:10,392 "Do not go into Mom's closet." 265 00:13:10,436 --> 00:13:12,133 There are a lot of commandments about you. 266 00:13:12,177 --> 00:13:13,980 Yeah, because until you're 18 and I kick you all out, 267 00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:16,181 I'm the most important person here. Okay? 268 00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:19,619 Uh, Mom, I think Ben needs our help. 269 00:13:19,662 --> 00:13:22,274 Hey, stay. Which leads us to number four. 270 00:13:22,317 --> 00:13:25,538 "Do not interrupt Mom." 271 00:13:28,322 --> 00:13:30,933 Piece of shit. 272 00:14:23,203 --> 00:14:24,423 Ben, are you okay? 273 00:14:28,121 --> 00:14:30,777 No, I'm not. 274 00:16:00,301 --> 00:16:01,844 While dollar bills are traded through a bank, 275 00:16:01,868 --> 00:16:03,609 Makob is traded peer to peer. 276 00:16:03,652 --> 00:16:05,020 Once you have Makobs, what can you do with them? 277 00:16:05,044 --> 00:16:06,828 Spend them. More and more retailers 278 00:16:06,873 --> 00:16:09,354 are accepting Makob as a method of payment. 279 00:16:09,397 --> 00:16:10,940 You can purchase anything from computer parts, 280 00:16:10,964 --> 00:16:13,096 toiletries to pet supplies. 281 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,838 In a global economy, Makob is the new frontier. 282 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,844 - Makob? What is that? - It's a coin. 283 00:16:21,888 --> 00:16:24,193 A cryptocurrency. Like Bitcoin. 284 00:16:24,238 --> 00:16:26,066 Like Doge. Like Ethereum. 285 00:16:26,109 --> 00:16:28,286 But this one is Makob, see? 286 00:16:28,328 --> 00:16:29,764 It's real. It's solid. 287 00:16:29,808 --> 00:16:34,029 And it's trading for $11.30 per coin. 288 00:16:34,073 --> 00:16:36,336 That trades for eleven dollars? 289 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:39,471 No, it's like a billboard for the real thing. 290 00:16:39,514 --> 00:16:42,517 The real thing is in here. 291 00:16:42,561 --> 00:16:46,826 So, your goal this week is to get Makob 292 00:16:46,869 --> 00:16:50,220 to trade for $135 per coin. 293 00:16:51,264 --> 00:16:52,221 Wait. 294 00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:55,225 $135 for what? 295 00:16:55,269 --> 00:16:56,443 It's-it's not real. 296 00:16:56,488 --> 00:16:59,099 - What is real? - I... Okay. 297 00:16:59,142 --> 00:17:01,535 This desk, my purse, but not, but not that. 298 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,408 I can sell anything. 299 00:17:03,451 --> 00:17:06,932 But if it's just there, uh, how do I do that? 300 00:17:06,976 --> 00:17:08,717 That's up to you. 301 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,589 You have a team of 30 employees, all minimum wage millennials 302 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:15,070 with meaningless promises of stock options. 303 00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:16,788 They all work for me? 304 00:17:16,811 --> 00:17:18,204 They work for Makob. 305 00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:21,121 And this is your executive assistant... 306 00:17:21,163 --> 00:17:23,297 - Taylor. - Hello, ma'am. 307 00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:25,080 - I'm Sheryl. - Got to go. 308 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,779 Remember that moment in Working Girl 309 00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:30,042 where Harrison Ford says, "Make me money 310 00:17:30,086 --> 00:17:32,261 - or I'm gonna kill you"? - Mm, no. 311 00:17:32,306 --> 00:17:36,615 Well, get Makob up to $135 or I'm gonna kill you. 312 00:17:39,661 --> 00:17:43,230 Taylor will keep me posted on your progress. 313 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,450 So, Taylor, um, 314 00:17:45,492 --> 00:17:48,626 why don't you call the team together and we can get... 315 00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:52,544 Taylor? 316 00:17:54,762 --> 00:17:56,721 - Taylor? - Okay, Boomer. 317 00:18:00,595 --> 00:18:03,423 Um... 318 00:18:03,468 --> 00:18:05,773 Hello, I'm-I'm Sheryl Luria. 319 00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:08,037 And I know I-I'm new here, but... 320 00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:12,214 Everybody, uh... 321 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:16,349 Sorry, I-I just need a minute, okay? 322 00:18:16,394 --> 00:18:18,265 I-I just want to say there's-there's no 323 00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:19,657 bad ideas here, all right? 324 00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:21,094 I just want to hear your thoughts, 325 00:18:21,136 --> 00:18:22,767 so why don't we all just gather into my office 326 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:25,054 - for a minute and... - It's okay. Just keep working. 327 00:18:25,097 --> 00:18:26,751 Who are you? 328 00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:29,276 The office manager. 329 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,844 The best thing for you to do is go back to your office 330 00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:35,238 and do some online shopping and let us do your work for you. 331 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,326 Okay, Boomer? 332 00:18:46,031 --> 00:18:48,512 Mr. Hurt to the rescue! 333 00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:57,042 Come on, Ben. Answer the phone, or open the door. 334 00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:59,132 I'm not leaving until you do one or the other. 335 00:18:59,174 --> 00:19:00,718 I've got two phones. 336 00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:02,178 I'm calling all of yours. 337 00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,616 - Go away, Karima. - Nope. 338 00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:08,270 In fact, I know how to Skype you, too. 339 00:19:22,721 --> 00:19:24,287 Oh, my God. 340 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,375 How many phones do you have? 341 00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:27,813 As many as I need. 342 00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:29,728 What's going on with you? 343 00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:31,903 Nothing. It's called a siesta. 344 00:19:31,946 --> 00:19:33,621 Your little Catholic friends called worried about you. 345 00:19:33,644 --> 00:19:36,517 There's an exorcism or something they need you at. 346 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,605 Hmm. 347 00:19:39,564 --> 00:19:40,826 Okay. 348 00:19:49,311 --> 00:19:52,358 Hey! Oh, oh... 349 00:19:52,402 --> 00:19:54,535 Okay, what the fuck?! 350 00:19:54,578 --> 00:19:55,710 - Get up. - Why? 351 00:19:55,753 --> 00:19:57,145 Because you're worrying me. 352 00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:58,471 Look at yourself. You look depressed. 353 00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:00,540 I am not depressed. 354 00:20:02,847 --> 00:20:05,502 I was diagnosed as culturally derealized 355 00:20:05,546 --> 00:20:07,461 by a bunch of 12-year-olds. 356 00:20:07,505 --> 00:20:09,549 - Culturally... - Derealized. 357 00:20:09,594 --> 00:20:13,902 It means disgusted with the insanity of reality. 358 00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:17,689 - What insanity? - Um, the cases 359 00:20:17,731 --> 00:20:21,736 that I have been trying to solve that don't make any sense. 360 00:20:21,779 --> 00:20:24,826 Photos of angels, a soul-weighing machine, 361 00:20:24,869 --> 00:20:27,786 my girlfriend with a twin attached? 362 00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:33,617 I try to figure out these cases that don't make any sense. 363 00:20:33,661 --> 00:20:37,143 And then we just move on to the next thing. 364 00:20:37,185 --> 00:20:39,101 Okay. 365 00:20:39,144 --> 00:20:43,452 Ben, sit down. 366 00:20:43,497 --> 00:20:45,280 Actually, you know, I was sitting down. 367 00:20:45,325 --> 00:20:47,326 - I was actually laying down. - Listen to me. 368 00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:48,720 I'm taking you out tonight. 369 00:20:48,762 --> 00:20:51,548 W-What? Where? 370 00:20:51,592 --> 00:20:54,115 The Super Secret Science League. It's a group. 371 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,137 50 scientists and programmers who examine the world. 372 00:20:56,162 --> 00:20:57,642 What the fuck are you talking about? 373 00:20:57,684 --> 00:20:59,557 I'm inviting you. You need to talk to people 374 00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:01,645 who talk your language, who aren't shoving 375 00:21:01,689 --> 00:21:04,778 - angels and ghosts at you. - Super Secret what? 376 00:21:04,823 --> 00:21:06,670 Science League. Ignore the name. We're voting on a better name. 377 00:21:06,693 --> 00:21:10,219 Some people at work invited me, so I'm inviting you. 378 00:21:10,262 --> 00:21:11,612 What is it, like, a Mensa thing? 379 00:21:11,655 --> 00:21:14,222 No, these are actually smart people. 380 00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:16,050 Tonight. I'm taking you. 381 00:21:16,095 --> 00:21:18,053 You need a steadying influence. 382 00:21:18,096 --> 00:21:20,055 I'll pick you up at 7:00. 383 00:21:20,098 --> 00:21:24,277 Okay, and, um, you didn't live together before your wedding? 384 00:21:24,319 --> 00:21:26,409 And how is that going? 385 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,933 Sharing space, being around each other more. 386 00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:30,326 We both had roommates before. 387 00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:32,153 College roommates. I had three. 388 00:21:32,198 --> 00:21:33,837 So we're used to living with other people. 389 00:21:34,808 --> 00:21:36,201 All right. 390 00:21:36,244 --> 00:21:38,769 I'd love to try some role-playing, 391 00:21:38,813 --> 00:21:39,988 if you're up for it. 392 00:21:40,031 --> 00:21:41,207 Would you get up? 393 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,208 - Okay. - Sure. 394 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,209 This is gonna be good. 395 00:21:43,251 --> 00:21:44,513 Face each other. 396 00:21:45,515 --> 00:21:48,039 Who usually initiates sex? 397 00:21:50,738 --> 00:21:52,609 Probably me. 398 00:21:52,653 --> 00:21:55,394 Actually, I'd say equal. 399 00:21:55,438 --> 00:21:59,486 Amalia, why don't you act out how Leo initiates sex? 400 00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:01,880 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 401 00:22:01,923 --> 00:22:04,230 Oh... Uh... 402 00:22:04,272 --> 00:22:07,755 Well, usually, uh, he gets this... 403 00:22:09,104 --> 00:22:10,845 ...look on his face. 404 00:22:10,888 --> 00:22:12,910 Okay, okay, well, act it out. Bring him into it. 405 00:22:18,809 --> 00:22:20,159 You did this. 406 00:22:26,425 --> 00:22:27,688 Sister, can I help you? 407 00:22:27,731 --> 00:22:29,690 No, David asked me to take notes. 408 00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:31,648 Oh, I-I'm taking my own notes. 409 00:22:32,692 --> 00:22:33,780 Leo, Amalia. 410 00:22:33,825 --> 00:22:35,695 Hi. 411 00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:40,134 Um, could I talk to you for just a minute? 412 00:22:40,179 --> 00:22:45,444 Sister, uh, marital therapy is-is very sensitive. 413 00:22:45,488 --> 00:22:48,230 Yes, and it seems to be going well. 414 00:22:48,273 --> 00:22:54,236 Yes, but only if the subjects feel completely open. 415 00:22:54,279 --> 00:22:56,542 Kristen, right? 416 00:22:56,586 --> 00:22:57,979 Yeah. 417 00:22:58,022 --> 00:23:00,894 I'm not here to undercut your therapy, ma'am, 418 00:23:00,939 --> 00:23:02,767 but there's a spiritual component here that... 419 00:23:02,809 --> 00:23:04,811 And I would agree, but the spiritual 420 00:23:04,855 --> 00:23:06,901 needs to come after the pragmatic. 421 00:23:06,944 --> 00:23:08,336 I hadn't finished. 422 00:23:10,077 --> 00:23:14,299 There's a spiritual, and even supernatural component here. 423 00:23:14,343 --> 00:23:16,301 That is how I can help you. 424 00:23:17,346 --> 00:23:19,608 - Are you finished? - Yes. 425 00:23:19,653 --> 00:23:21,611 Your, um... 426 00:23:21,654 --> 00:23:23,830 - presence, ma'am... - Sister. 427 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:27,835 Your presence, Sister, is, um, well, 428 00:23:27,878 --> 00:23:30,532 it's keeping these newlyweds from speaking honestly. 429 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,491 I mean, we are talking about sex, 430 00:23:32,535 --> 00:23:35,233 and a nun's presence can keep these people 431 00:23:35,277 --> 00:23:38,063 from-from speaking their minds freely. 432 00:23:38,105 --> 00:23:40,934 - Let me be blunt, ma'am... - Doctor. 433 00:23:40,979 --> 00:23:43,023 Doctor. 434 00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:46,941 I can see something you cannot. 435 00:23:46,984 --> 00:23:49,464 There is a demon between those two. 436 00:23:49,509 --> 00:23:51,858 It's trying to possess them. 437 00:23:51,903 --> 00:23:54,818 The good news here is that it's in pain, 438 00:23:54,862 --> 00:23:57,517 and being diminished by your questioning. 439 00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:01,173 How much are we speaking metaphorically? 440 00:24:01,215 --> 00:24:03,566 I never speak metaphorically. 441 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,830 You need me in there, Doctor. 442 00:24:06,874 --> 00:24:10,877 I can tell you when your therapy is diminishing a demon, 443 00:24:10,922 --> 00:24:12,792 or encouraging one. 444 00:24:14,534 --> 00:24:16,230 Okay, this is what I say. 445 00:24:16,275 --> 00:24:20,409 If I feel like your presence is keeping these newlyweds 446 00:24:20,452 --> 00:24:24,065 from speaking honestly, then I need you to excuse yourself. 447 00:24:25,936 --> 00:24:28,461 I need you to agree with me. 448 00:24:29,461 --> 00:24:30,680 I agree with you. 449 00:24:30,723 --> 00:24:32,769 Good. 450 00:24:32,813 --> 00:24:36,469 I know you both are religious, but... 451 00:24:36,511 --> 00:24:40,211 you know, sex is just between the two of you. 452 00:24:40,255 --> 00:24:42,518 If you think of it as something holy, 453 00:24:42,561 --> 00:24:44,868 it can smother desire. 454 00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:48,349 This is blasphemy. 455 00:24:48,394 --> 00:24:51,222 You're a fucking nun. Tell her. 456 00:24:54,182 --> 00:24:59,622 You and I, we have business. 457 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,059 Bring it on. 458 00:25:06,064 --> 00:25:09,196 Oh, my God, I need this. 459 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,286 - Don't leave, Rad-G. - I'm not going that far. 460 00:25:11,329 --> 00:25:13,244 I found a house two blocks away, 461 00:25:13,288 --> 00:25:16,856 and I expect you to come over every single day. 462 00:25:16,901 --> 00:25:20,164 - Can I? - Well, just so you do, 463 00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:22,515 I'm taking my book back. 464 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:25,518 What's that? 465 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,172 Ugh. That's the ten commandments. 466 00:25:27,214 --> 00:25:30,435 Really? "Thou shalt not ever lie to Mom." 467 00:25:30,479 --> 00:25:32,960 "Don't..." uh, wait, these are all from your mom? 468 00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:34,395 Uh-huh. Want to see what we did? 469 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,701 Sure. 470 00:25:37,486 --> 00:25:39,314 These are ourten commandments. 471 00:25:39,357 --> 00:25:41,316 - You girls? - Uh-huh. 472 00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,207 We decided we needed some other ones for school, 473 00:25:43,230 --> 00:25:44,450 or else we'll get beat up. 474 00:25:44,492 --> 00:25:45,843 Let's see. 475 00:25:45,885 --> 00:25:47,932 "Don't hit first, but hit back." 476 00:25:47,974 --> 00:25:49,367 - That's Lynn's. - No, it's good, 477 00:25:49,411 --> 00:25:51,892 it should just be "hit back harder." 478 00:25:51,935 --> 00:25:54,415 - Wow. Yeah. - Yeah. 479 00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:56,330 Yeah. "Sisters before misters," love that. 480 00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:57,897 - Love that. Um... - Mm. Yes. 481 00:25:57,942 --> 00:26:01,118 "If you can't be popular, be scary." 482 00:26:01,162 --> 00:26:04,512 Oh. I could actually use these at work. 483 00:26:04,557 --> 00:26:07,125 - What's wrong with work? - Mm, same as at school. 484 00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:08,560 There's a lot of bullying going on. 485 00:26:08,604 --> 00:26:11,477 - Yeah, you should. - Mm-hmm. 486 00:26:11,519 --> 00:26:14,087 - This one's mine. - "Influence the influencers." 487 00:26:14,132 --> 00:26:15,654 What the heck does that mean? 488 00:26:15,698 --> 00:26:17,308 It's based on Malindaz. 489 00:26:17,352 --> 00:26:19,528 You get popular and then no one can hurt you. 490 00:26:19,571 --> 00:26:21,748 Hmm. 491 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:23,923 Who's Malindaz? 492 00:26:25,838 --> 00:26:27,666 So, why me? 493 00:26:27,710 --> 00:26:30,670 Because you're one of the top influencers. 494 00:26:30,712 --> 00:26:32,759 And I need an influencer. 495 00:26:35,544 --> 00:26:37,807 And what is this? 496 00:26:37,851 --> 00:26:39,417 It's Makob. 497 00:26:39,461 --> 00:26:42,595 The latest cryptocurrency. 498 00:26:42,637 --> 00:26:45,380 I'm giving you a chance to get in on the ground floor. 499 00:26:45,423 --> 00:26:47,686 It's the same thing Reese Witherspoon did with Ethereum, 500 00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:50,211 or Paris Hilton. 501 00:26:50,255 --> 00:26:52,125 And what do I get out of it? 502 00:26:52,170 --> 00:26:54,693 20,000 Makobs. 503 00:26:57,044 --> 00:26:58,219 No. 504 00:26:58,262 --> 00:27:01,179 Look, it's, um... 505 00:27:01,221 --> 00:27:03,223 it's like a stock option. 506 00:27:03,268 --> 00:27:05,356 20,000 Makobs can mean everything 507 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,881 if you can get the value up. 508 00:27:09,490 --> 00:27:11,579 Have you ever heard of the Fyre Festival? 509 00:27:11,624 --> 00:27:13,582 - Yeah. - Well, a lot of influencers 510 00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:17,107 got burned recommending a festival that was bullshit. 511 00:27:17,151 --> 00:27:18,892 The only thing that made it worthwhile 512 00:27:18,935 --> 00:27:22,155 is that they were given $50,000 to $100,000 up front. 513 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,811 You pay me $100,000, and I'll say whatever you want. 514 00:27:30,337 --> 00:27:34,994 I'll give you $10,000 cash now and the rest after you say it. 515 00:27:46,441 --> 00:27:48,922 This is the place. Science League. 516 00:27:48,965 --> 00:27:51,837 Yeah, I'm getting a very high school virgin vibe. 517 00:27:57,104 --> 00:27:58,410 Why are there so many dudes here? 518 00:27:58,452 --> 00:28:00,019 Wait, is that why you come here? 519 00:28:00,064 --> 00:28:01,760 Ben, stop it. 520 00:28:01,804 --> 00:28:03,980 Oh, my God, are you husband-hunting in Nerd Narnia? 521 00:28:04,023 --> 00:28:06,374 - Just give it a chance. - Okay, all right. 522 00:28:06,417 --> 00:28:09,289 But if one person comes up to me and says any nerd cliche, 523 00:28:09,334 --> 00:28:11,204 - I am... - Greetings, Earthlings. 524 00:28:13,207 --> 00:28:15,730 Whoa, what was that? 525 00:28:17,690 --> 00:28:19,431 UAC! Put it on the board, sir! 526 00:28:22,912 --> 00:28:25,523 New guys have to pass the test 527 00:28:25,567 --> 00:28:27,047 to get into the Demo Club. 528 00:28:27,090 --> 00:28:28,788 Okay, what's the test? 529 00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:30,789 - You got to blow something up. - With what? 530 00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:32,661 With whatever you can find in the kitchen. 531 00:28:34,097 --> 00:28:37,317 You and your sister, you have three minutes. 532 00:28:44,717 --> 00:28:45,847 Two thirty. 533 00:28:59,688 --> 00:29:00,993 One minute. 534 00:29:01,038 --> 00:29:02,212 Okay, here we go. 535 00:29:12,527 --> 00:29:14,573 Oh, yes! 536 00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:18,794 This is the asteroid Bennu. 537 00:29:18,837 --> 00:29:21,971 And this is the NASA spacecraft OSIRIS-REx. 538 00:29:22,015 --> 00:29:25,452 Now, what is odd is that NASA has discovered 539 00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:28,760 that Bennu keeps spitting out rocks. 540 00:29:28,804 --> 00:29:31,851 Some of the rocks Bennu spits out are hazards. 541 00:29:31,894 --> 00:29:33,679 You were right about this. 542 00:29:33,721 --> 00:29:35,942 I'm always right. 543 00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:38,075 Ha, right. Fine. 544 00:29:38,117 --> 00:29:39,554 Then help me. 545 00:29:39,597 --> 00:29:41,599 Help me solve all the weird things 546 00:29:41,643 --> 00:29:43,123 that have happened recently. 547 00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:44,864 Sure. But listen to him. 548 00:29:44,906 --> 00:29:46,560 There's an asteroid that spits out rocks. 549 00:29:46,605 --> 00:29:48,444 And scientists have no idea why it's happening. 550 00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:52,175 The orbit of Bennu is intrinsically... 551 00:29:52,219 --> 00:29:55,656 Yeah, but that's not like demons. 552 00:29:57,615 --> 00:29:59,182 I agree, 553 00:29:59,226 --> 00:30:01,402 but still, as scientists, we have to acknowledge 554 00:30:01,445 --> 00:30:03,622 when something is beyond our knowledge. 555 00:30:03,664 --> 00:30:06,277 Yeah, but that's not the same as believing in God. 556 00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:08,060 Allah? 557 00:30:08,105 --> 00:30:09,366 Sure, Allah. 558 00:30:09,410 --> 00:30:11,368 I don't believe in Allah. It's just true. 559 00:30:11,412 --> 00:30:13,196 You don't believe in something that's true, 560 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,762 like the room you're standing in. 561 00:30:14,807 --> 00:30:16,678 Okay, please, don't get all Socratic on me. 562 00:30:16,721 --> 00:30:19,246 You don't believe that it's real, it just is. 563 00:30:19,289 --> 00:30:21,204 Because I can see it. 564 00:30:21,248 --> 00:30:23,119 Well, who's to say that's not a deepfake? 565 00:30:24,946 --> 00:30:27,298 Okay. Okay, Karima, 566 00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:28,971 please don't try to get me to believe in God. 567 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,127 Okay? Just help me. 568 00:30:33,652 --> 00:30:37,307 Sure. I'll drop by. 569 00:30:37,351 --> 00:30:39,919 Good. 570 00:30:39,961 --> 00:30:42,964 ...who entered a Name that Asteroid contest, 571 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:45,229 uh, run by the University of Arizona. 572 00:30:45,271 --> 00:30:48,840 So, roughly 100 million miles from the Sun... 573 00:30:48,884 --> 00:30:50,625 So the first color you should work with 574 00:30:50,669 --> 00:30:53,453 from your eyeshadow palette is caramel blush. 575 00:30:53,498 --> 00:30:57,501 And mix it with, like, a little bit of light latte. 576 00:30:57,545 --> 00:30:59,219 And while you do that, I want to talk about 577 00:30:59,242 --> 00:31:02,810 a cool new investment you should look at. 578 00:31:02,855 --> 00:31:05,553 Makob. 579 00:31:05,596 --> 00:31:07,859 Bitcoin is for billionaires, 580 00:31:07,903 --> 00:31:10,340 not working girls like us. 581 00:31:10,384 --> 00:31:12,517 You want to get in on the ground floor 582 00:31:12,559 --> 00:31:15,780 of a cryptocurrency, and trust me, 583 00:31:15,824 --> 00:31:17,695 - it's Makob. - Rad-G. 584 00:31:32,450 --> 00:31:37,150 You know who I fantasized about last night? 585 00:31:37,193 --> 00:31:38,630 You. 586 00:31:38,673 --> 00:31:42,111 You were so hot. 587 00:31:44,548 --> 00:31:46,594 - Hey, Sister. - Leo. 588 00:31:46,637 --> 00:31:47,900 Amalia. 589 00:31:51,947 --> 00:31:54,558 - It's not going well. - What's not? 590 00:31:54,602 --> 00:31:57,648 Your counseling. The demon's larger. It's in control. 591 00:31:57,692 --> 00:32:00,868 Sister, I... I need to do what I do. 592 00:32:00,913 --> 00:32:04,351 I know, but do it better. 593 00:32:04,394 --> 00:32:06,570 So, how did it go? 594 00:32:06,614 --> 00:32:08,660 - Good... - Yeah? 595 00:32:08,702 --> 00:32:10,051 ...I think. 596 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:11,663 Yes, uh... 597 00:32:11,705 --> 00:32:14,273 we did everything just as you said. 598 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:22,326 So no more, um, hives or nausea? 599 00:32:22,368 --> 00:32:25,067 Uh... no. 600 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,074 Okay, let me break this down. 601 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:35,121 The amount of time that you guys spent intentionally avoiding 602 00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:38,429 physical intimacy has conditioned your bodies 603 00:32:38,471 --> 00:32:42,432 to illicit this negative response. 604 00:32:42,476 --> 00:32:44,391 Did you try the role-playing? 605 00:32:44,434 --> 00:32:47,307 Yeah, but, um... 606 00:32:47,351 --> 00:32:49,743 It was... 607 00:32:49,788 --> 00:32:51,659 Awkward. Just really weird. 608 00:32:51,702 --> 00:32:53,400 Oh, weird's good. 609 00:32:53,443 --> 00:32:56,055 I'd love to try one more thing, if you're open to it. 610 00:32:56,097 --> 00:32:58,230 I'd like to split you two up. 611 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:13,637 If you wanted to be alone with me, 612 00:33:13,681 --> 00:33:15,943 all you had to do was ask. 613 00:33:15,988 --> 00:33:18,337 Don't flatter yourself. 614 00:33:18,382 --> 00:33:20,078 What do you want? 615 00:33:20,122 --> 00:33:24,431 I could never resist a nun's sexy ankles. 616 00:33:26,432 --> 00:33:30,262 You know you're losing. So just lose. 617 00:33:33,134 --> 00:33:34,441 Mr. Townsend. 618 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,140 What is the issue today? 619 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,795 Sister Andrea. 620 00:33:40,838 --> 00:33:43,015 And her health issues. 621 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:46,365 Amalia. 622 00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:51,632 Our imagination is a really important tool 623 00:33:51,675 --> 00:33:54,068 in figuring out what we want in bed. 624 00:33:54,113 --> 00:33:56,201 I've never thought 625 00:33:56,244 --> 00:33:58,509 - about another man in my life. - I know. 626 00:33:58,551 --> 00:34:00,205 I know, I know. 627 00:34:00,249 --> 00:34:03,251 But sex is something you don't want to domesticate. 628 00:34:03,296 --> 00:34:05,558 You want it to run wild. 629 00:34:05,603 --> 00:34:07,256 That's why I split you two up. 630 00:34:07,299 --> 00:34:08,648 I want you to surprise each other. 631 00:34:08,693 --> 00:34:10,869 I want you to stop thinking about God. 632 00:34:10,911 --> 00:34:13,349 I want you to do what your body 633 00:34:13,393 --> 00:34:15,177 wants you to do. 634 00:34:16,744 --> 00:34:18,746 Leo, do you have a minute? 635 00:34:18,789 --> 00:34:20,226 Sure. 636 00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:27,014 Congratulations, influencees. 637 00:34:27,059 --> 00:34:29,277 Not only do you look great... and I love that shade 638 00:34:29,322 --> 00:34:33,195 of lipstick, by the way... but you're rich! 639 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,110 If you got in on the ground floor with Makob, 640 00:34:35,153 --> 00:34:38,461 it has gone from ten dollars 641 00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:40,681 to $27! 642 00:34:40,724 --> 00:34:42,204 - That's right. - Oh, my God. 643 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:45,164 If you invested just, like, $500 644 00:34:45,206 --> 00:34:47,949 with Makob... and if you didn't, I feel sorry for you... 645 00:34:47,992 --> 00:34:50,864 you are now worth... 646 00:34:50,909 --> 00:34:53,041 $10,000! 647 00:34:53,085 --> 00:34:56,610 Yes! Yahoo! 648 00:34:58,219 --> 00:34:59,873 Oh, yeah! 649 00:34:59,918 --> 00:35:01,440 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 650 00:35:01,485 --> 00:35:03,201 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Are you okay? 651 00:35:03,224 --> 00:35:05,313 Taylor. How are you? 652 00:35:05,358 --> 00:35:07,751 - I'm good, ma'am. How are you? - Good. 653 00:35:07,795 --> 00:35:09,405 Did you get the chocolates I sent you? 654 00:35:09,449 --> 00:35:10,710 I did. They're very good. 655 00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:12,757 Congratulations, by the way. 656 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,018 Thank you. Bobby! 657 00:35:14,061 --> 00:35:16,108 Get in here. Now. 658 00:35:16,150 --> 00:35:18,545 Move it. 659 00:35:18,588 --> 00:35:19,719 Close the door. 660 00:35:22,157 --> 00:35:24,376 Taylor, um, it's a new day, 661 00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:27,554 and your services will no longer be needed here. 662 00:35:27,597 --> 00:35:29,860 Okay. Well, I'm not resigning, 663 00:35:29,903 --> 00:35:32,079 - and you can't fire me. - That's true. 664 00:35:32,123 --> 00:35:33,907 Leland did put you at that desk to spy on me, 665 00:35:33,952 --> 00:35:35,344 but here's the thing... 666 00:35:35,387 --> 00:35:36,911 and, Bobby, I want you 667 00:35:36,954 --> 00:35:38,304 to pay close attention. 668 00:35:38,347 --> 00:35:40,958 I checked your entrance interview, 669 00:35:41,001 --> 00:35:43,222 and you're allergic to Brazil nuts. 670 00:35:43,264 --> 00:35:45,092 And you know what? 671 00:35:45,137 --> 00:35:47,704 There was some in that chocolate I gave you. 672 00:35:51,708 --> 00:35:53,144 No. No, no, no, no. 673 00:35:53,188 --> 00:35:55,539 I-I, uh, I took it. Your epinephrine. 674 00:35:58,976 --> 00:36:00,519 No, no. No, no, no. 675 00:36:00,543 --> 00:36:02,501 Here is a resignation letter, 676 00:36:02,545 --> 00:36:03,784 Taylor. 677 00:36:03,807 --> 00:36:05,983 Before your little throat swells up 678 00:36:06,027 --> 00:36:07,507 and you choke on your own vomit, 679 00:36:07,550 --> 00:36:09,422 I would sign it. 680 00:36:09,465 --> 00:36:12,032 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sign it. 681 00:36:14,905 --> 00:36:16,690 Good girl. 682 00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:19,257 No. No, no, no. I insist 683 00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:20,452 on seeing you out. Let's go, let's go. 684 00:36:20,476 --> 00:36:21,476 Shoo. 685 00:36:22,782 --> 00:36:24,175 Thank you for your service. 686 00:36:24,219 --> 00:36:25,960 Your security card will be deactivated, 687 00:36:26,003 --> 00:36:27,483 and your belongings will be mailed 688 00:36:27,527 --> 00:36:29,528 to your home address. 689 00:36:29,572 --> 00:36:30,965 Oh, 690 00:36:31,009 --> 00:36:33,141 I know. It must be so hard. 691 00:36:33,184 --> 00:36:36,449 I get emotional, too. Just try not to panic. 692 00:36:42,454 --> 00:36:44,936 Everyone has their weaknesses, Bobby. 693 00:36:44,978 --> 00:36:47,025 Don't make me find yours. 694 00:36:47,068 --> 00:36:48,242 Yes, ma'am. 695 00:36:48,286 --> 00:36:49,548 Now get back to work. 696 00:36:52,246 --> 00:36:54,293 Faster, you fucking millennial. 697 00:36:55,860 --> 00:36:57,295 Oh! 698 00:37:12,050 --> 00:37:14,094 So, what do you think? 699 00:37:16,184 --> 00:37:18,230 I think 700 00:37:18,273 --> 00:37:20,972 I desire you. 701 00:37:22,755 --> 00:37:24,541 And I do you. 702 00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:26,978 Say it. 703 00:37:27,021 --> 00:37:29,240 - I just did. - No. You said, 704 00:37:29,284 --> 00:37:30,894 "And I do you." 705 00:37:31,851 --> 00:37:33,811 Say it. 706 00:37:33,853 --> 00:37:35,333 I want you. 707 00:37:35,376 --> 00:37:37,597 Ow! 708 00:37:37,641 --> 00:37:38,771 What? 709 00:37:38,815 --> 00:37:40,686 Say it. 710 00:37:47,737 --> 00:37:50,784 I want... 711 00:37:50,827 --> 00:37:54,092 to fuck you. 712 00:38:00,838 --> 00:38:02,317 Ow! 713 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,188 I'm sorry. 714 00:38:04,231 --> 00:38:05,668 I'm sorry. 715 00:38:13,197 --> 00:38:16,114 What? Amalia, I'm sorry. I-I thought... 716 00:38:17,157 --> 00:38:18,681 I thought you wanted it. 717 00:38:20,684 --> 00:38:22,902 I thought... 718 00:38:29,387 --> 00:38:32,652 Fuck me now or I'll kill you. 719 00:38:34,306 --> 00:38:35,742 I want you so much. 720 00:38:35,786 --> 00:38:37,438 Prove it, fucker. 721 00:39:27,489 --> 00:39:29,447 Okay. All your nonsense, 722 00:39:29,490 --> 00:39:32,103 all the nonsense you're getting from your religious coworkers, 723 00:39:32,146 --> 00:39:33,233 I'm gonna solve with you. 724 00:39:33,277 --> 00:39:34,496 The two of us. 725 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,411 And anything we can't solve, 726 00:39:36,454 --> 00:39:38,085 we're taking to the Secret Science League. 727 00:39:38,108 --> 00:39:39,719 You know why? 728 00:39:39,762 --> 00:39:42,068 - Why? - Because this is what I believe. 729 00:39:42,112 --> 00:39:45,115 Everything that God has given is solvable. 730 00:39:47,465 --> 00:39:48,902 So, what do you got first? 731 00:39:55,255 --> 00:39:57,693 Hey, guys. 732 00:39:57,737 --> 00:39:59,434 What's up? 733 00:39:59,478 --> 00:40:00,739 Hey. 734 00:40:00,784 --> 00:40:03,221 Did you do something to yourself? 735 00:40:03,264 --> 00:40:05,657 You seem to have a lot more... 736 00:40:05,702 --> 00:40:08,139 something. 737 00:40:08,181 --> 00:40:09,706 Oh. 738 00:40:09,748 --> 00:40:11,838 Hanging around with new people, new places. 739 00:40:11,882 --> 00:40:13,231 Doing new things. 740 00:40:13,273 --> 00:40:15,014 Boom! 741 00:40:16,059 --> 00:40:17,713 - "Boom"? - Yeah. 742 00:40:17,757 --> 00:40:19,498 Boom. 743 00:40:19,541 --> 00:40:20,847 Come on. 744 00:40:22,762 --> 00:40:24,545 It's like 745 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,983 a huge weight's been lifted from our shoulders. 746 00:40:27,027 --> 00:40:29,463 That's great. Ben can look over your house 747 00:40:29,507 --> 00:40:31,248 and make sure there's no toxicity. 748 00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:33,164 No, we're good. Your suggestions of fantasizing 749 00:40:33,206 --> 00:40:35,427 - really worked. - I'm so glad. 750 00:40:35,469 --> 00:40:37,472 That's great. 751 00:40:40,911 --> 00:40:42,172 Are you sure? 752 00:40:46,742 --> 00:40:48,396 Yes, we are, Sister. 753 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,311 Leave us alone, Sister. 754 00:40:50,355 --> 00:40:53,487 We're happy, the three of us. 755 00:40:53,532 --> 00:40:54,793 I'm glad you came in. 756 00:40:54,838 --> 00:40:57,014 - I'm glad it worked out. - It did. 757 00:40:57,056 --> 00:40:58,885 Thank you, Kristen. 758 00:40:58,929 --> 00:41:00,581 You're so welcome. 759 00:41:02,759 --> 00:41:04,804 You asked to see me, Monsignor? 760 00:41:04,847 --> 00:41:06,239 Yes, Sister. 761 00:41:10,244 --> 00:41:12,856 I expect you'd like me to shut the door. 762 00:41:12,898 --> 00:41:14,335 Please. 763 00:41:17,686 --> 00:41:19,123 If you would... 764 00:41:21,516 --> 00:41:23,735 Have you been feeling all right lately? 765 00:41:23,780 --> 00:41:26,043 I've been feeling like I always have. 766 00:41:26,085 --> 00:41:27,914 Perfectly fine. 767 00:41:27,958 --> 00:41:30,221 Has the Mother Superior said something 768 00:41:30,264 --> 00:41:32,005 - about my work? - No. 769 00:41:32,048 --> 00:41:33,963 But you've been observed lately 770 00:41:34,007 --> 00:41:37,880 acting in a manner that may suggest ill health. 771 00:41:37,923 --> 00:41:38,925 Really? 772 00:41:38,969 --> 00:41:40,492 In what way? 773 00:41:42,494 --> 00:41:47,150 I don't mean any disrespect, Sister, but I have noticed 774 00:41:47,193 --> 00:41:49,588 an unsteadiness of gait. 775 00:41:49,630 --> 00:41:51,371 And of hand. 776 00:41:51,416 --> 00:41:53,679 That time when you were serving the monsignor and myself 777 00:41:53,722 --> 00:41:56,507 and you accidentally poured tea in my lap. 778 00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:58,422 There is 779 00:41:58,465 --> 00:42:00,903 an accelerating forgetfulness. 780 00:42:00,947 --> 00:42:05,081 Understandable as time takes its toll. 781 00:42:05,125 --> 00:42:08,259 What is most concerning of all, 782 00:42:08,302 --> 00:42:12,262 others, like me, have witnessed an unsettling tendency 783 00:42:12,306 --> 00:42:14,438 toward hallucination. 784 00:42:14,481 --> 00:42:15,440 What others? 785 00:42:15,483 --> 00:42:18,356 It is only out of concern 786 00:42:18,398 --> 00:42:21,925 that we feel compelled to point out what we have seen. 787 00:42:21,967 --> 00:42:23,708 Thank you, Sister. 788 00:42:23,751 --> 00:42:25,469 - You may return to your duties. - I'm not to be 789 00:42:25,492 --> 00:42:27,210 - permitted to defend myself? - There's no need 790 00:42:27,233 --> 00:42:28,583 to defend yourself, Sister. 791 00:42:28,626 --> 00:42:30,454 We are all part of God's community. 792 00:42:30,498 --> 00:42:33,110 You're excused. 793 00:42:41,552 --> 00:42:43,902 I think it's better if I stay. 794 00:42:43,947 --> 00:42:45,992 No. But thank you. 795 00:42:51,911 --> 00:42:53,826 David, do you mind closing the door? 796 00:42:53,869 --> 00:42:56,481 And, Leland, do you mind stepping out, too? 797 00:42:56,523 --> 00:42:58,003 Are you sure? 798 00:42:58,047 --> 00:43:00,527 Yes. I just need a moment. 799 00:43:08,275 --> 00:43:10,711 I'll make this brief. There have been reports 800 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,237 that Sister Andrea is in declining health. 801 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,456 Declining? How? 802 00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:18,851 Some physical but also cognitive. 803 00:43:18,894 --> 00:43:21,288 The worry is... 804 00:43:21,331 --> 00:43:22,768 liability. 805 00:43:22,811 --> 00:43:24,552 I work closely with the sister. 806 00:43:24,596 --> 00:43:26,684 No, David, I don't need to hear from you. 807 00:43:26,728 --> 00:43:29,514 I know you two are friends. In fact, 808 00:43:29,556 --> 00:43:31,603 do you mind stepping out, too? 809 00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:35,346 Are you sure, Monsignor? 810 00:43:35,389 --> 00:43:37,217 Yes, David. Please. 811 00:43:44,398 --> 00:43:47,793 In terms of any mental issues, Ms. Bouchard, 812 00:43:47,835 --> 00:43:49,838 I'm anxious to hear what you've observed. 813 00:43:49,882 --> 00:43:51,840 I'm hearing that Sister Andrea 814 00:43:51,884 --> 00:43:54,800 is talking to imaginary figures. 815 00:43:54,842 --> 00:43:56,106 Is that true? 816 00:44:00,501 --> 00:44:02,286 No, not at all. 817 00:44:02,329 --> 00:44:03,940 She's been good. 818 00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:20,869 Thank you for your help, Sister. 819 00:44:23,393 --> 00:44:25,135 You're welcome, 820 00:44:25,177 --> 00:44:26,614 Doctor. 57311

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