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Al, can I have
some privacy?
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Why?
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Holly's gonna FaceTime
from Hawaii.
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So?
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So, I would like some alone time
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to talk to her.Why?
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Get out of here!
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Wow.
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Take some deep breaths
before you talk to her.
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This is not attractive.
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[ringing]
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Aloha.
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Oh, hey there, sailor.
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You miss me yet?
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Nah, it's only been 157 hours.
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How's the Reserves?
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Eh, same thing every year.
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We're running around a ship,
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fighting fake fires,
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shooting pistols into the ocean.
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Ah, man. That sounds awesome.
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Well, it hasn't all been fun.
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At night, we have to go out
drinking in Waikiki.
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Aw, poor you.
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[chuckles]
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What have you been up to?
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Oh, where do I start?
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It was leg day,
but I did some arms, too.
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Good for you.
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Hey, we'll be underway
at zero-four tomorrow,
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so my phone's gonna be off
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until we pull back into port
next week.
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Okay, well, if I need you,
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I'll just tie a message
to a dolphin.
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SAILOR:
Yo, Holly, we got to go.
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Oh, sorry, I got to run.
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The guys are taking the duty van
down to the beach.
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A little search
and destroy mission.
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Search for a bar
and destroy your liver?
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You are welcome for my service.
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That's what you didn't
want me to hear?
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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[groans]
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[sighs]
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[doorbell rings]
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Anybody?!
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[grunts]
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Lois! Hey.
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What a nice surprise.
Come on in.
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I'll go brush my teeth.
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[chuckles]
I'm not here for you.
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You're not?
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No. I'm going to pottery
class with Lizzie.
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Lizzie my daughter?
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Why didn't I know about this?
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I told you yesterday.You did?
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Yeah, we were watching
the basketball game.
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Oh, well,
you can't tell me something
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during the basketball game.
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That's like telling me something
during a football game.
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We're going to pottery class
together.
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You can come, if you want.
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Great.
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Does it have to be pottery,
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and does Lizzie
have to be there?
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[laughing]
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Hey, Lois, ready to go?Hey, hold on.
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I need your help in the,
in the kitchen real quick.
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Yeah. One sec.
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What's up?
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Hey. Go easy when you're
talking about me with Lois.
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What am I gonna say?
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I don't know
what girls gab about.
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Just don't say anything
embarrassing.
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Like what?
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I'm not gonna give
you any ideas.
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I promise I will not tell her
that you iron your jeans
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and write Top Gunfan fiction.
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Keep it down.
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You have nothing to worry about.
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Coming, Lois.
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Dad just needed help
opening a jar.
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Hey, Dad,
can I have 20 bucks?
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What for?
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Don't know yet.
Could be something dumb.
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Could be something magical.
Just pocket money.
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We're not "pocket money" people.
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We're "tell me what you
need and I'll find a cheaper,
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worse version of it" people.
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Uncle Al...
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Absolutely not.
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Please.AL: Hazel.
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If you want money,
get a job.
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You know,
when I was in high school,
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I made good money returning
empty beer bottles.
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Grampy drank that much beer?
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Yep. It was all Grampy.
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Here's an idea.
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You could sell boiled eggs
door-to-door.
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Boiled eggs? Who does that?
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I did, in Afghanistan.
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We play a game where two people
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try to crack each other's
boiled eggs.
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If you make that cool here,
you could sell a lot of eggs.
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What about a dog walker?
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What? Ugh. No.
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I love dogs, and I've been
walking since I could walk.
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Dogs are filthy and disgusting.
You don't want to do that.
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I'm gonna go make some signs.
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A boiled egg will never
eat your shoes!
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How'd you find
this place?
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My mom used to throw
my birthday parties here.
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Oh, God,
I would have loved that.
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I have boys, so birthdays
were always go-karts
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and batting cages
and trips to the ER.
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[laughs]
Yeah, tell me about it.
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When Riley was 12,
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he had a Fight Club
themed birthday.
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A lot of kids broke
the first rule of fight club,
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and a lot of parents got angry.[chuckles]
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[sighs]
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You think your dad'll like
this bowl?
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If you can put chili in it,
he will.
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He's not a complicated man.
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You know, life is funny.
127
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After my divorce, I wasn't even
looking for anything.
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Then this handsome man
just fell into my life.
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Aw. [chuckles]
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What about you?
Any handsome men in your life?
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Maybe. Why do you ask?
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Oh, I'm just curious.
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Raising boys,
there's never any gossip.
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Or toilet paper.[laughs]
135
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Well, I've been seeing
this guy, Brett.
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He's in a punk band.
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Ooh, he sounds dangerous.
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He is not.
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He's a psychology professor.
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His car is powered by corn oil,
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and he wears a helmet
when he drives.
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So, you like him?
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But the truth is,
we haven't kissed yet.
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Good God, have you been dating
for more than ten minutes?
145
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It's not like
I don't want to kiss him.
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You know, I learned something
when I turned 50.
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What's that?
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Nothing matters,
do whatever you want.
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You think you want to kiss him,
do it, right now.
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Now?Yes.
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Where is he?This time of day,
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probably teaching a class.
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Perfect.Perfect?
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He's at work and in front of
a bunch of students.
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Nothing matters.
156
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Short-term memories are turned
into long-term memories
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in the hippocampus.
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A fun way to remember that is,
you'd remember
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if you saw a hippo on campus.
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Come on, guys,
I am trying here.
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Oh, hey, hi.
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Okay, see ya.
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Uh, so, hippocampus, uh...
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[laughs] Dopamine really surging
right now.
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I'm gonna need a minute.
[takes deep breath]
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Thanks, Mrs. Foster.
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I'll see you and Roscoe
tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.
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Guess who has
her first client.
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You're not still thinking about
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this dog walking nonsense,
are you?
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Yeah.
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I figure I can handle five dogs
at a time.
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Maybe six, if I put a brick
in each pocket
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to weigh me down.
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I don't like anything
about this.
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Hey, can you get me
some plastic bags
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from the grocery store?Why?
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To pick up their poop.
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You're gonna pick up their poop?
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Yeah, what do you think
they're walking
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around the neighborhood for?
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I walk around the neighborhood.
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I don't stop and poop.
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[phone rings]
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Hello, Dugan residence.
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Oh, cool, you saw my sign.
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What kind of dog do you have?
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A mastiff?
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Absolutely, no problem.
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I'm gonna need some big bags.
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You're working out again?
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Not again, still.
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Got to look good
when Holly gets back.
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What are you talking about?
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You look fine.
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Fine's not gonna cut it.
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She's on a ship
with 200 guys right now.
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Well, you're not seriously
worried about that, are you?
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[coughing]
200
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I think you missed a step.
201
00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:01,697
Yeah, I'm cutting back
on liquids.
202
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Supposed to give you
better definition.
203
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Oh, yeah, man.
You really let yourself go.
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I'm serious.
205
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What if she meets
somebody else?
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Somebody better?
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She likes you.
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Yeah, for now.
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You ever been in a restaurant,
and a waiter walks by
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with fajitas, and you're like,
"Ah, I should've gotten those?"
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Just last week.
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I mean, she's in the middle of
the ocean with 200 fajitas.
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Young, sizzling hot fajitas.
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She can't come home
to a chimichanga.
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Look, son, you've got
a lot more going for you
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than just your muscles.
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[sighs]
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Like what?
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I'll spot you.
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We're back!
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We have stories![laughing]
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Your daughter is such a badass.
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Oh, you are the badass.
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Hey, babe.Hey.
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She inspired me
to go and kiss Brett.
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It was so cute.
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Did you record it?
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You told me not to.
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Did you?Yes.
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[both laughing]
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Hey, you guys hungry?
I made some beef stew.
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No, we have sushi coming.
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Let's go watch it in my room.
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I'll be there in just a second.[Lizzie squeals]
235
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Wow, you two are really
hitting it off.
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She is so fun.
237
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Yeah, that's, uh, that's great.
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Is this weird for you?
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No, it's great.
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Great.
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Hey, I-I got
the fireplace going.
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You want to grab
a glass of wine...
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LIZZIE: Lois!Coming!
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Hey.
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How was your
filthy dog job?
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Boring.
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All they do is sniff
and look around
248
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like it's the first time
they've ever been outside.
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I tried to warn you.
250
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They don't go
in the same direction,
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and if another dog walks by,
they all just freak out.
252
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And one of them decided
they were done and took a nap.
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Hmm.
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Everybody has a bad day.
255
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Tomorrow will be better.
256
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There's no way
I'm doing this tomorrow.
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What? You have to.
258
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No, I don't. I'm my own boss.
259
00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:09,609
I quit.
I accept my resignation.
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Hazel, I am ashamed of you.
261
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You made a commitment
to those people.
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What do you care? You didn't
even want me to do this job.
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00:10:14,961 --> 00:10:17,442
Uh-uh. You can't just quit
when things get hard.
264
00:10:17,485 --> 00:10:19,356
This is a moment that
will determine your character
265
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,010
for the rest of your life.
266
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,360
In my grandmother's village,
267
00:10:22,403 --> 00:10:23,753
there was a man
who sold shampoo.
268
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,275
Fine, I'll do it.
269
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,235
Good, now sit down.
This is a long story.
270
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,113
Holly being away is harder
than I expected.
271
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,331
Why do you think that is?
272
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,681
I don't know.
273
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,813
I spent months and months
away from Vanessa
274
00:10:40,856 --> 00:10:42,423
when I was deployed.
275
00:10:42,466 --> 00:10:45,470
I totally missed her,
but I was just so busy.
276
00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:48,822
Well, you know what they say,
"War is busy."
277
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,825
Now, I'm at home just
278
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:55,001
thinking about all the cool
stuff Holly gets to do.
279
00:10:55,044 --> 00:10:56,655
Shooting pistols
off the side of a ship.
280
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,440
Ain't nothing like it.No.
281
00:10:58,482 --> 00:11:00,789
I-I took this Alaska cruise.
282
00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:04,097
They had us hit a bunch of
golf balls at a glacier.
283
00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:05,576
Wasn't the same.
284
00:11:07,535 --> 00:11:10,365
This whole week has been
so weird.
285
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:11,975
Waiting to hear from her,
286
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,456
wondering what's going on
5,000 miles away.
287
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:15,892
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
288
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,807
Would it be crazy for me to say
289
00:11:18,851 --> 00:11:20,331
that I kind of feel
like I'm a military spouse?
290
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,419
Yes.
291
00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:24,335
Why?
292
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,423
Well, she's not in any danger.
293
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,991
She's coming home next week,
294
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,515
and, uh, she's at a beach.
295
00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:32,822
But you see my point.
296
00:11:32,865 --> 00:11:35,563
I see what you think
your point is.
297
00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:38,914
I never really got
what Vanessa was going through,
298
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,264
but now that I'm living it...
299
00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:42,962
You're not living it.
300
00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:45,355
Yeah, but...
301
00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:47,706
I kind of want to tell her
that I feel it now.
302
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:52,014
Riley, if you tell Vanessa that,
this will be our last session.
303
00:11:52,058 --> 00:11:53,538
What? Why?
304
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:54,844
'Cause she'll murder you.
305
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,279
Copy that.
306
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,027
You don't have to follow me.
307
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,725
Yes, I do.
308
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,726
It feels like
you don't trust me.
309
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,553
I don't.
310
00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:12,208
Besides, I could never live
with myself if a dog ate you.
311
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,557
They're not gonna eat me.
312
00:12:13,601 --> 00:12:15,255
If one bites you,
313
00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:16,952
then the others will join in
because you're wounded.
314
00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:18,172
I've seen it.
315
00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:21,566
I keep getting tangled. Ugh!
316
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,134
Less complaining, more walking.
317
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,222
You know, your father
and I would march
318
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,659
for miles and miles
on patrol every day.
319
00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:31,227
And to keep our spirits up,
we'd call cadence as we marched.
320
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,403
Did it help?
321
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,709
Try it.
322
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,711
♪ I don't want to
walk these dogs ♪
323
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,581
♪ You don't want
to walk these dogs ♪
324
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,715
♪ I think I made a big mistake
325
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,586
♪ It's supposed to rhyme,
but that's okay ♪
326
00:12:41,629 --> 00:12:43,587
♪ Sound off ♪ One, two
327
00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:45,590
♪ Sound off ♪ Three, four
328
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,418
Shoot, I got a red light.
329
00:12:47,461 --> 00:12:48,811
You keep building character,
I'll catch up.
330
00:12:54,294 --> 00:12:55,817
Cherry pie?Yep.
331
00:12:58,298 --> 00:12:59,429
You stress baking?
332
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,389
What? What does that even mean?
333
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:03,870
You love to cook, but you only
bake when you're stressed.
334
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,697
That's nonsense.
335
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:08,004
You always make a cake the night
before you file your taxes.
336
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,397
'Cause you're
my accountant.
337
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,052
Is there something you
would like to talk about?
338
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,663
As a rule, no.
339
00:13:16,707 --> 00:13:18,927
Do you have a problem with me
and Lois hanging out?
340
00:13:18,971 --> 00:13:20,538
[snorts]
No.
341
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:22,235
Not at all?
342
00:13:22,278 --> 00:13:23,802
[snorts]
Not at all.
343
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,760
[snorts]
Feels like you do.
344
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:29,373
Why would I? You're two grown
adults, I'm a grown man.
345
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,375
You're happy, she's happy,
everyone's happy.
346
00:13:31,418 --> 00:13:34,465
Happy, happy, happy.
347
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,946
Come on, Dad. Talk to me.
348
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,644
All right, fine.
349
00:13:39,687 --> 00:13:42,385
I'm stressed out and I don't
know why I'm stressed out,
350
00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:44,562
which is, you know, stressful.
351
00:13:44,605 --> 00:13:46,913
I'm gonna check on
my gluten-free pumpkin pie.
352
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,783
Why the hell are you
making a gluten-free pie?
353
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:51,264
I don't know. Hey, shoo!
Get out of here.Hey.
354
00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:57,096
[knocking on door]
355
00:13:57,139 --> 00:13:58,446
Hey.Hey.
356
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,970
What's up?Can I come in?
357
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,144
Sure.
358
00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:04,625
Cool. Um...
359
00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:08,107
I, uh, got something
I want to tell you
360
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,979
and didn't really want
to do it on the phone.
361
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,720
Okay.
362
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:14,157
Yeah, my, uh, therapist
told me not to say anything.
363
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,942
I thought they weren't supposed
to tell you what to do.
364
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,292
Yeah, he felt really
strongly about this one.
365
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,293
Maybe you should listen to him.
366
00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:23,687
Yeah, maybe.
367
00:14:23,731 --> 00:14:24,864
Okay.
368
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,474
Good. I'm proud of you.
369
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,171
So here's the deal.
370
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,477
Remember when I was
in Afghanistan?
371
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,870
[clears throat]
372
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,134
You mean that work trip
you were on?
373
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,440
Yeah.
374
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,919
I just want you to know
375
00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:41,663
that I know
what it was like for you.
376
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:42,969
Sort of.
377
00:14:43,011 --> 00:14:44,840
I-I mean,
378
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,582
I knew it, but now I know it.
379
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,802
Have you been drinking?
380
00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:53,936
No, I actually haven't had
any fluids in two days.
381
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,197
[clears throat]
382
00:14:56,634 --> 00:15:00,812
The point is, I just felt like
I needed to say it 'cause...
383
00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:05,077
...what you did was super hard,
384
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,472
and it's crazy that you never
complained about it.
385
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,086
You're tough.
386
00:15:14,086 --> 00:15:15,914
Thanks.
387
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:23,835
Okay, well, uh,
I'll get out of your hair.
388
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:28,057
Okay.
389
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,058
[exhales]
390
00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:34,498
Bye.
391
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,588
Hey, uh, don't freak out,
I'm gonna take a little sip
392
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,938
from the garden hose.
393
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,678
Okay.
[scoffs]
394
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:50,774
Are you telling me this is
gluten-free? This is delicious.
395
00:15:50,818 --> 00:15:51,951
Yeah, the trick is,
396
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,604
double the butter.
397
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,258
You health nut.
398
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,432
[laughs][timer dings]
399
00:15:56,476 --> 00:15:58,479
Ooh, that's my shoofly pie.
400
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,220
Mm.
401
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:04,005
So, a little birdie told me
something's bothering you.
402
00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:08,227
This little birdie with
a big mouth and stupid hair?
403
00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:10,533
I don't want you to hide
your feelings from me.
404
00:16:10,577 --> 00:16:11,796
I'm not hiding them,
405
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,494
I don't even know
where they are.
406
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,412
Are you jealous of the time
I'm spending with her?
407
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,457
Oh, it's definitely not that.
408
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,982
You worried we'll talk
about you behind your back?
409
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,636
You mean, like you obviously do?
410
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:30,727
Art, both of us
really care about you.
411
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:33,470
[exhales]
Yeah, but...
412
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,777
she lost her mom in high school,
413
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:39,606
and she's already looking at you
as something more than a friend.
414
00:16:39,649 --> 00:16:41,086
You think so?
415
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,349
Yeah.
416
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,307
She talks
about you all the time.
417
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,831
You guys talk about me
behind my back?
418
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,398
[laughs softly]
419
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,357
She loves you,
and that's obviously gonna grow
420
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,707
because you're amazing.
421
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:57,494
But, um, it's a lot
of pressure for me.
422
00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:00,105
Why?I don't know.
423
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:04,153
I mean, if I screw up our
relationship, that's one thing.
424
00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:06,328
But what about Lizzie?
425
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,982
She's 27 years old.
426
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,854
So?
427
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:13,857
I don't want to be the reason
she loses someone else.
428
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,124
I guess that is
a lot of pressure.
429
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,385
Yeah.
430
00:17:21,648 --> 00:17:24,652
How about this?
431
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:28,960
You ever do something so dumb
that you screw this up...
432
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,835
...I promise to stay friends
with your daughter.
433
00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:38,361
That helps.
434
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:39,884
And it's pretty conceited
that you think
435
00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:42,365
you're the only one
who might screw this up.
436
00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:50,112
By the way,
if we ever break up...
437
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,595
...I'm-a be a total mess.
438
00:17:57,423 --> 00:17:58,990
Good.
439
00:18:10,262 --> 00:18:11,741
Uncle Al, get up. It's 5:00 a.m.
440
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,179
What?
441
00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:15,006
We have to walk
the dogs before school.
442
00:18:15,049 --> 00:18:16,007
That's your job.
443
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,051
What's going on?
444
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,923
Your daughter has lost her mind.
445
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,709
Come on, I like when you drive
beside me and we call cadence.
446
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:25,538
Unless helping me is just too
hard and you're a big quitter.
447
00:18:27,192 --> 00:18:28,977
Give me a minute.
448
00:18:30,934 --> 00:18:32,720
[grunts]
449
00:18:32,762 --> 00:18:35,505
Hurry.This is me hurrying.
450
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,901
♪ Uncle Al is getting old
451
00:18:39,943 --> 00:18:42,076
♪ Uncle Al is getting old...
452
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,644
Stop it, both of you.
453
00:18:43,686 --> 00:18:45,732
♪ Wear a scarf,
it's pretty cold ♪
454
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,996
♪ Wear a scarf, it's
pretty cold ♪
455
00:18:48,038 --> 00:18:49,824
♪ Sound off
456
00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:50,912
♪ One, two
457
00:18:50,954 --> 00:18:51,868
♪ Sound off
458
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,044
♪ Three, four.
459
00:18:53,087 --> 00:18:54,741
Can I at least go
to the bathroom?
460
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:57,005
We're gonna pass a whole bunch
of trees, you'll be fine.
461
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:05,273
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