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- If you don't get your shit together, your baby is fucked.
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- This is not my fault. I am fully prepared.
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- She's very good.
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- How did this happen?
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- Exactly?
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- We had great sex.
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- Uh, He's, um,
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an escort and the condom broke, out of time date.
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- Wait, you've paid for this?
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I mean, no offence.
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- She has a good tip too,
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and a good review.
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- Just try this,
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If you squint,
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hard,
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it kind of looks like one of those guys
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on those cheesy, romance novels
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and then the horse...
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- Didn't kind of see it?
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Again?
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- Of friend Fabio.
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- Yes.
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Yes. Yes, exactly.
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A friend.
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- Okay.
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Philippe,
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Lily would like you to be
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more involved in the planning.
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What do you need from her?
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- I would like her to relax.
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- How? Could I relax when you were gonna
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fuck up our child.
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- I will not fuck baby Philippe.
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- We're not calling him that.
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- Why not?
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- Because I would rather call our baby.
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Baby Hitler, than name after you.
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- Baby Hitler? - Yeah.
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- You are just upset because of the goats.
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- The goats?
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- He, um...
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he wants to raise our kid on a goat farm.
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He thinks that the goats will teach him, everything
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that he needs to know in life.
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- Philippe, that's not a candy,
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it's a marble. Spit it out.
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- Nope.
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- Sorry.
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- I have something that can help.
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- A magic box?
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- Yes, a Magic Box.
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I only bring this one out for my most special cases.
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- I'm sorry. What is this?
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- Open it.
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Together.
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- Oh, you got the cabin.
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- I love nature.
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- I don't do nature.
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- It's okay Lily.
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This place has a way of giving you
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exactly what you need.
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But you do have to do everything, together.
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Trust me.
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Just spend a weekend here.
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You'll see each other in a whole new light.
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I guarantee it.
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- Thank you, magical therapist.
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- There's some important things you need to know
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as a parent.
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Number 1, the crib.
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The crib could be a safe haven for the baby,
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but it can strangle the baby if you're not careful.
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- Did you hear that, Philippe?
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- No.
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- Philippe, what is that?
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- Oh, it's a doink.
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I got this for baby Philippe.
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- He's going to be very musical. I think.
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- I really need you to listen to this.
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- Maybe you should listen to this.
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Number 2, the next thing you've stay in your house
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is electronic medium.
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- Come on.
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- Could you just get rid of it, please?
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You don't want to be a musician like, uh,
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Bruce Springsteen or Samuel Jackson.
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- I think we'll just give him a real piano. Okay?
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- No!
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- Au revoir, baby Philippe's toy.
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- We're not calling him that. I need you to focus.
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- Thirdly, you also cannot eat
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licorice or soft cheeses.
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- See, this is very good information for the both of us.
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I didn't know that you couldn't have brie and..
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you have no idea of the massive amounts of bries that
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I would have consumed before...
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what are you doing?
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- Nothing. I got it.
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- What is that?
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- It is nothing.
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- What is this?
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Magic mushrooms?
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Magic mushrooms!
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- Uh, maybe?
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- Huh.
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- The fourth thing that can kill your baby
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is drugs in the house.
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-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Alright.
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We are not even in the house.
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-- Okay, and it is not a drug.
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- It is medicine.
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You seem very tense.
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- Yeah.
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Owhh...
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- How is this?
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- You need to relax.
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- I really need to relax.
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- I'm sorry.
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I know you think, I don't take this serious
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but I assure you I take this very, very serious.
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It's my baby too.
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And the therapist said, you and I are supposed
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to get to know each other.
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Is this good?
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Yeah?
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- It is nice.
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-Yes, and I think we can really get to know each other
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really well, in a deep way with magic mushrooms.
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- Mmm..
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- Right?
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- No!
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- No!!!
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- We can still have a good time, you know.
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- You are the killer of fun.
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- You don't even know what a good time is.
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- Hey. Do you mind open your baby mama with some of her bags?
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- Only,
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because I'm a gentleman.
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- Thank you.
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-We're here for two days.
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- Yeah. We have a lot of planning to do.
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Listen, I have to go through everything that
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I already know and teach it to you.
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- Oh, so your way of planning is okay and mine is not.
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- Philippe, taking mushrooms is not planning for a baby.
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- Of... because of the podcast?
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- You really need to grow up, okay?
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This is happening,
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and I'm doing all of this for our baby.
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- I am too.
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- Could you please help me with the luggage?
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- No, thank you.
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- What?
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Philippe?
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What do you mean?
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No, thank you.
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Can you...
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Can you just help me with one?
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Fuck feminism.
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- Just as I suspected,
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No good.
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- You stupid... is trying to kill me.
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Oh, God.
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Okay.
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I can make this work.
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We can put the list of all of the potential baby names.
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Right there.
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I see it.
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and then we can do the vision board for the baby's future,
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here.
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And then the financial planning for our entire future
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can go right here.
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Okay, I can work with this.
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- This is a stupid vacation.
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- It's not, a vacation, Philippe.
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- Yes. It is becoming clear to me,
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stuck in this stuffed-it box surrounded by boring work,
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and the only company is that killed our fun.
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This vacation is going to be...
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- Okoya amour.
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- What is it?
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Aww.
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Hey, we have things to do.
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- Now this, is what I'm talking about.
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- Hey...
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- Nature.
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Here I come.
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- Wooh...
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-Don't you worry, little guy.
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I've got your whole life planned out for you.
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- Come here.
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Hey, little bird.
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- Huh.
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Geez.
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Christ.
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- Is that a magic box?
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Magic box, here I come.
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- Come on, you beautiful magic box. Open up.
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And give yourself to me.
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- Oh my God.
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- Philippe
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Owh...
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- Again.
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Open.
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Open. - Philippe.
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-Yes. - What are you doing?
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Oh, bonjour.
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- Where are your clothes?
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- You look so vibrant.
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I love it.
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- What are you doing?
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- Do you have a crowbar?
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Or a hammer?
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Or a sword?
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Yes, do you have a sword?
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- Sword?
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- Yeah?
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- Yeah. Actually I do.
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It's in the bags that you never help me bring in.
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- Oh, yes. Really?
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- No, I don't have a fucking sword.
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Is that a therapist's box?
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[shakes the box}
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[shakes the box}
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- You can see the box?
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- What's wrong with you?
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- Nothing is wrong with me.
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What is wrong with you?
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- You are being weird.
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Weirder than your baseline weird.
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- I took the mushrooms and then the box came out
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of the public water.
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Ahhh... look.
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- You took mushrooms?
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We have one rule.
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To do everything together Philippe.
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- You did not want to take the magic mushrooms with me.
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You took him and you throw it out the window.
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That is not how that work.
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It must be sooo nice
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to be a weird, alien man-child
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with zero responsibilities.
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- Oh yeah, must be so nice to be an uptight
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person with lots of bags, full of sores and lies.
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- Give me that.
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- Oh my God
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- I can't move.
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- This mushrooms are strong.
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- Arrggh
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- Arrggh
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- Aaahh.
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- This trip is wild.
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This trip is wild.
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- Awh...
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- Awh...
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Why is my head feel like swimming pool?
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Oh no.
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Oh.
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Something's wrong.
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My hands?
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Something is really wrong.
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Oh, what is this muscle? Why I got hair on my arms?
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Wait a second.
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Wild curls,
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shitty mustache,
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a "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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- Ugh, where's my baby?
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- Oh, I have the baby.
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- Hmm?... - Who the hell are you?
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Why do you look like me?
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- Calm down, little Philippe.
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I am you and you are me
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because, I am tripping
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balls.
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- Why is the sky moving?
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Ahh...
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- Sky is not moving for me anymore.
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Wait.
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- Wait.
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Oye.
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- Aaaahhhh.
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- I have to say,
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I have never experienced anything like this before.
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- Wooh...
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- Woohoo... Hohohoho...
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- What is happening?
292
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,137
- I don't know, but these mushrooms are amazing.
293
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- Ahhhhh.
294
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,935
- Ahhhh, huh,huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
295
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- I always thought having boobies would be fun, but...
296
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this kind of hurt.
297
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Hey.
298
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,665
Hey, do all boobies hurt?
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- Just wake up.
300
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Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
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No.
302
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,591
No.
303
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,301
Ugh,
304
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,219
Oh, I'm a dude.
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I have a mustache.
306
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,473
Mushroom trimmings.
307
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,020
Half-naked French gigolo.
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- A very handsome one.
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- Oh...
310
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I can't believe I let that overpriced therapist
311
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,654
gives me into this.
312
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,115
The therapist.
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Come on, girl.
314
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Let me tell you.
315
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:43,834
- Hello.
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- No.
317
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- Please contact...
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
319
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:48,880
- five, five, five...
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No. no...
321
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,676
no...
322
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Oh, come on.
323
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,179
Oh, come on.
324
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,022
- I have a nice ass.
325
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:06,984
Oh...
326
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:08,694
Wow.
327
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,323
- Oh my God.
328
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,075
I have a penis.
329
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,199
- That's great.
330
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,119
Get it off.
331
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:17,951
Get it off.
332
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:18,744
Come on.
333
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,536
Get it off.
334
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,538
- You really is aggressive when you come this close.
335
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,498
I understand, I'm so sorry.
336
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,752
- Get it off. Get if off.
337
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,050
- Oh... eeh.
338
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,599
- I hit my head pretty hard.
339
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:44,561
What if I had a concussion? - You're fine.
340
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,065
I have a thick head.
341
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,361
- What did you say? - What I don't understand
342
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:56,114
is why I am you, and you are me.
343
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:59,367
- Neither do I.
344
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,995
But I'm pretty sure it's your fault.
345
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,415
- That is not fair.
346
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:10,253
- Oh, yeah? ever since you brought that box here.
347
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,841
Everything has been going crazy.
348
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,928
The Box.
349
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,263
- I think it's a murder box trying to kill us.
350
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,229
- No-no-no, no.
351
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:29,314
- Bound by a border and a magical tether,
352
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,442
will ensure you must work together.
353
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,903
This incredible journey can be nightmares,
354
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:39,157
or dream. If you are ready, simply exclaim.
355
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:42,996
"We are a team".
356
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,956
- Oh my God... it's not a murder box.
357
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,916
That's just a riddle and every body swap movie
358
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,544
that you got to solve in order to swap.
359
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,172
- Huh?
360
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,673
- That's totally what this is.
361
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,425
We're totally stuck in a body swap situation.
362
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,260
- A body, what?
363
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,220
- I love body swap movies. I've seen them all.
364
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:04,099
I am so prepared for this.
365
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,726
- Is it killer or fun or just movies.
366
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,854
- I am the body swap master
367
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,564
and I'm gonna use this riddle in order to break
368
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,191
the curse and swap us back.
369
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,819
Down by a border and a magic tether won't unsure
370
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,071
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
371
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,740
If you're ready simply exclaim.
372
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:24,661
"We are a team"
373
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,705
That's easy.
374
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,667
"We are a team"
375
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,877
You try.
376
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:32,711
- Try what?
377
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,088
- Say "We are a team"
378
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,090
- We are a team,
379
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,633
- Not like that.
380
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,552
Like you really mean it.
381
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,471
We are a team.
382
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,182
- Nah, this is not fun.
383
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,641
- I don't care If this is not fun Philippe.
384
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,687
I would like my body back.
385
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,064
Let's just do this together.
386
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,149
Three, two, one.
387
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,613
We are a team.
388
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,323
The Box agrees with me.
389
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,574
- What is it dong?
390
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:09,748
- Changing us back, obviously. Let's go.
391
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,582
You see, Philippe?
392
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,542
That is why you got to be prepared for every
393
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,711
situation. Without me, you'd be stuck like this
394
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,046
forever.
395
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:19,466
- Oh, I don't mind. You says, it doesn't seem to matter because
396
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,593
you are unhappy being you,
397
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,848
but uh, you were always unhappy being me.
398
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:31,144
- Shut up and witness. It's gonna to switch us back in
399
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:34,191
3, 2, 1.
400
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,364
- Shit.
401
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,199
I'm still you...
402
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,825
and I'm still tripping.
403
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:48,789
- Haaa...
404
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,501
Never mind, it's a murder box.
405
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,755
- It's a bow
406
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:58,799
- A bow?
407
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,680
- It's a bow and an arrow.
408
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,139
Good.
409
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,308
- What's happening now?
410
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,270
- It's another little note.
411
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,312
It says...
412
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,105
"The basic needs you must provide includes:
413
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,108
water, shelter, clothing and food.
414
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,151
If what you seek is simply to swap do so
415
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,028
with nothing more than what you've got."
416
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:22,821
- No, no, no
417
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,950
- no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
418
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:26,952
It said, "This...
419
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,705
incredible journey can be nightmares or a dream.
420
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,830
If you're ready...
421
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,707
exclaim, "We are a team"
422
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,918
- We did that. We are a team.
423
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,713
- We just locked ourself into another body swap challenge
424
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,465
and now we gotta
425
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,968
find water, shelter, clothing, and food.
426
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,305
Wait, I brought clothes,
427
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,681
food and water. Yeah, I got that at the cabin.
428
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,057
That's what I got in those...
429
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,059
those suitcases. I think will be totally fine.
430
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:58,066
Yeah, I'll be fine. You, are so lucky.
431
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,485
That you have me.
432
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,534
- How are we gonna to find food out of here?
433
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,831
- This is time for hunting and adventure.
434
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,709
My very handsome friend.
435
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,328
- Shhh...
436
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,498
Rule Number 1. When you go hunting...
437
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,375
is to be very...
438
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,128
very quiet.
439
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,174
- Oh, what was that?
440
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:07,636
I saw something
441
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,347
I think we're being stalked.
442
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,221
- No, Lily,
443
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,475
We are the ones that are stalking.
444
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,394
- No, I think it might be wolves.
445
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:21,314
or a hippo. Yeah, No, I think it might be raptors.
446
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,193
I think it might be raptors.
447
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:24,442
- Shh..
448
00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:25,654
You are having a bad trip.
449
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,823
This too, shall pass.
450
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,283
- What was that?
451
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:32,953
Huh?
452
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,208
- Dinner time, baby
453
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,726
It's rabbit season, bitch.
454
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,067
- Huh.
455
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,402
Whaaaaah.
456
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:08,196
They been gotcha.
457
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,447
- I am so sorry, Lily,
458
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,660
that is never happened to me before. I...
459
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,997
Ah, Oh no.
460
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,123
Ah
461
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,168
Ah, I have no upper body strength.
462
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:22,500
Ooh...
463
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,258
- They've been gotcha.
464
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:34,097
I don't know what to do? I cannot haunt this way.
465
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:51,781
- Oh my God.
466
00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:53,158
- Philippe?
467
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:57,952
- What's wrong?
468
00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:58,745
- What?
469
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,624
- What's wrong? - I'm thirsty. Can you give me some water?
470
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,123
- Okay, okay.
471
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:02,916
- Ohh.. I need water.
472
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:03,960
- Okay, okay
473
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:05,418
- You need water.
474
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,713
Okay. one moment
475
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:10,884
Philippe?
476
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,427
- Ha?
477
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:18,391
Oh good, good. Just shoot it. So we can go home.
478
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:20,185
Your body has the strength.
479
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,019
- But how?
480
00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:22,395
- The bow,
481
00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:24,898
take an arrow, you knock head.
482
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:31,402
You pull it, you let it go.
483
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:35,406
- Just pull, let it go. Okay. Just pull...
484
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:36,326
and let it go...okay.
485
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,540
- Aww.
486
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,378
That really hurts.
487
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,296
And now the rabbit is gone.
488
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:50,882
Because, I don't know what I'm doing.
489
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,261
I may gonna be the worst parent ever.
490
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,556
- Lily, It's fine, okay?
491
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:01,224
Everything is okay. We just need to...
492
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:15,863
- Why is there a monster in my stomach?
493
00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,868
- It's not a monster idiot, it's our son.
494
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:27,043
-Our son? Our son.
495
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:33,425
Hi Baby Philippe,
496
00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:35,717
Hey, Baby Philippe...how are you?
497
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:38,344
What are you feeling a little fish my friend?
498
00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:41,516
Ow. ooh. That's very good, very strong.
499
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,314
My motherly instincts have just kicked in.
500
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,650
Lily, come here? Come here.
501
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,444
- The sky is moving.
502
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,654
- Come here.
503
00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:55,697
- Okay.
504
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:02,243
- Get down. Down.
505
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,414
What's wrong, cheri?
506
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:09,544
- We, we, we switched bodies and I couldn't blow because I'm not
507
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:18,053
prepared and I'm still tripping balls and it scared...
508
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:21,054
- It's okay to be scared, Lily. It's okay, okay? but you know
509
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,849
what's you're doing? a very good job. Listen, everything that
510
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:28,647
you need, you have right here. Okay, and anything you need?
511
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:32,273
on top of that. I will help you with, the three of us together.
512
00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:33,566
Okay?
513
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:37,528
- What's going on? Yeah, that's so different.
514
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:41,532
- I know, I think it's my motherly instincts.
515
00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:44,369
- Oh, yeah , that shit is real.
516
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,664
- All right, help me up.
517
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:50,041
We will go get that rabbit and then we will go home. - Yeah
518
00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,794
Can you stop the sky from moving?
519
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:58,385
- We'll work on that first. Okay. Ally, up, up...
520
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:04,722
The sky...
521
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:07,433
is just a reflection of your love.
522
00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:11,312
It is moving because, the love you have as a mother
523
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:16,526
is so powerful that it can move the heavens.
524
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:19,404
- That's like, so much love.
525
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:21,366
- Repeat after me.
526
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:26,536
I am one with nature and nature is one with me.
527
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,416
- I am one with nature and nature is one with me.
528
00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:34,836
- I am enough because I am everything.
529
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:39,507
-I am enough because I am...
530
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:41,803
I'm everything.
531
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,224
Everything...
532
00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:48,810
Everything...
533
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:17,170
I am one with nature and nature is one with me.
534
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:23,470
I am one with nature and nature is one with me.
535
00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,529
- Stay focused...
536
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,450
Breathe...
537
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,538
release.
538
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,250
- Damn it!
539
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,336
- No, it's okay. You know it's good. You
540
00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:59,420
you are very close. Strengthen, okay? - Okay.
541
00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:02,632
-Okay, take it off. Relax.
542
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,011
- I am one with nature.
543
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:16,062
- It's fine. Okay, let's not... - It's not...fine
544
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:19,150
It's not fine. What if I can't shoot the rabbit?
545
00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,359
And what if I, what if, what if the Box never switches us
546
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,736
back and what if we we got stuck here.
547
00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:26,531
I'm not prepared. - Listen, let give you one more chance
548
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,116
then. - Okay. -Okay and you have to do everything exactly
549
00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:32,328
as I tell you without hesitation. Okay? - Okay.
550
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:37,168
- Repeat after me.
551
00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:39,254
Fuck it.
552
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:42,213
Fuck it?
553
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:45,969
- Fuck it. - Fuck it? - No, Fuck it.
554
00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:53,266
- Fuck it. - Ju-, fuck it. - Fuck it. -Fuck it. Fuck it.
555
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:57,061
- Fuck it. -Fuck it. -Fuck it. -Fuck it. -Fuck it. -Fuck it.
556
00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:58,604
- That's you. - Fuck it.
557
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,405
- Whoah! Oh hoh hoh! - Oh hoh oh! - Wow!
558
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:06,739
- I shot the rabbit. -You did it.
559
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,825
- I killed the rabbit. - You killed the rabbit. - I killed the-
560
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,247
- I'm sorry, bunny.
561
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:35,641
- Hey, are you okay cheri?
562
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,143
- Yeah.
563
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,605
- Yow, what is this, yeah?
564
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:43,441
You did so good today. You found my clothes,
565
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,151
you found my backpack,
566
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:48,237
you found this amazing glamping tent from the pomp prints
567
00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:52,366
and now we have shelter. Hey, it's very good.
568
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:53,743
- And I killed a bunny.
569
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,661
We just used the bunny to and now we
570
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:58,456
have bunny barbecue and then as soon as it's done, the
571
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:02,545
Magic Box will be so happy and will let us go home. Huh.
572
00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:08,507
Who provides? Lily and nature. Good job. It's good.
573
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:12,470
- I guess you're right. I did pretty good today.
574
00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:18,225
- Hey, no. You did not do good. You did fantastic.
575
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,977
I am so proud, I feel like I could explode
576
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:22,065
to a million thousand mayonnaise.
577
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,155
- What are you?
578
00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:38,748
I mean, how did you happen? I mean,
579
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,797
- My... family, I guess.
580
00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:50,009
- Oh, they like, in the circus? or outer space?
581
00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:52,637
Space circus?
582
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:59,558
- Oui. No. It's not much as interesting.
583
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,979
My papa is in finance. We made a lots of money.
584
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,064
and my mom always did home and made
585
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:11,698
croissants and macarons. - It sounds amazing.
586
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:21,163
- No. Not really. - Why? -Hmm...
587
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:28,879
because my father worked very long hours
588
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:29,672
to make the money because
589
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:32,383
he was always worried about paying the bills
590
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:35,052
He's very focused, stress, stress, stress, and so
591
00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:37,346
he would come home and he would want to rip his hair out
592
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,849
and then they would yell at us and be like, "Whaah I'm
593
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:46,480
doing this for you" so...
594
00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:47,692
- That sucks
595
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,777
- C'est la vie
596
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,780
- What about your mom?
597
00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:58,242
- Uh, well, because of that, uh...
598
00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:05,960
my momma would uh, would take pills and uh...
599
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:10,963
because she was afraid he would leave so she wanted to
600
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:16,969
make sure that she was happy and sleepy and eventually
601
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:25,063
it just changed her into something... else. Something... empty.
602
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:31,067
- That's terrible -No, no's, c'est la vie.
603
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,820
- No, not c'est la vie.
604
00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:37,239
- You know, they've tried so hard to have
605
00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:40,659
to have this, perfect life and they tried
606
00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:44,872
so hard to have it and then they ended up hating it.
607
00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:48,125
Hating each other and hating themselves and
608
00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:50,419
so much hate and, you know, sometimes I
609
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,463
even thought they hated me because I
610
00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:55,760
did not want to be unhappy and they were so unhappy. So...
611
00:34:56,260 --> 00:35:01,138
at 14, I decided to, well, le finite. I'm going whoosh.
612
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:05,935
Moving and living later. Hmm.
613
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:09,941
- At 14... - Right. - You were out there by yourself?
614
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:16,948
No, I was not alone. I had, I had my mountain goats and trees
615
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:23,369
and the water and uh... Oh.
616
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:27,873
This is my favorite part. I cannot wait to show you. Come.
617
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:35,341
- Ugh - What are we looking?
618
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,552
- Look at this.
619
00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:39,552
How could you be lonely when
620
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:46,600
you have so many friends? Hmm.
621
00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:49,979
That's what I love about being in nature.
622
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:58,030
It's calm and peaceful. There's no hate. It makes me happy.
623
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:05,955
See, I want more of that, for him, than I had in my childhood.
624
00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:12,670
- I understand.
625
00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:22,263
- Ugh, this is so uncomfortable for my back.
626
00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:31,770
- Right? you should get comfortable. - Yeah - Uhm-mm
627
00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:34,066
- Good night my friends.
628
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:45,244
- I hate to admit it, but you were right.
629
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:50,039
It's not so bad being out of your nature.
630
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,291
And I really appreciate you helping me with the
631
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:55,463
hunting and the mushroom tripping and
632
00:36:56,339 --> 00:37:00,216
telling me your story, it means a lot. I mean...
633
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:16,065
- That's what I look like when I sleep, ugh.
634
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:20,863
Oh my God, Philippe, I think we made it.
635
00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:21,987
Philippe...
636
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:31,205
It's another challenge. Ahh. Okay.
637
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,375
Although you may see things from a different point of view,
638
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:37,753
you are still not ready for your child's to view.
639
00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:41,632
Providing these things is only a small component
640
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:46,222
as parenting requires a new way to enjoy the moment.
641
00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:54,897
I guess we can do this in the morning.
642
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:10,369
- Good morning, sleepy. It's not bad after last night,
643
00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:12,162
we can get back to the cabin.
644
00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:15,167
I would love to see a shower. - I'm still you.
645
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:21,964
- Yeah, we have another challenge. - Are you seem to be enjoying
646
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:27,261
those mushrooms there? -Mmm-hmm. They're your Gourmet mushrooms.
647
00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:30,639
I found it next to your backpack. They don't really taste
648
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:35,688
gourmet, but I didn't it to pour by yourself . Are you okay?
649
00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:41,944
- Lily, -Nah. -These are gourmet magic mushrooms.
650
00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:47,283
It looks like you ate 10 times the normal amount, my boo.
651
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,951
- Oh my God. - Don't worry. - Oh my God. - No, don't worry,
652
00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:54,955
don't worry. - I think it is... - Don't, remember. Fuck it.
653
00:38:54,957 --> 00:39:01,003
Ride the wave. - Fuck it. Ride the wave. - You're okay.
654
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:01,797
- I'm okay.
655
00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:04,425
I'm okay
656
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:12,556
I'm okay. - You're okay. - Yeah, I don't even, I don't...
657
00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:18,981
feel anything.
658
00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:27,865
- The water is so liquid...
659
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:29,990
Philippe?
660
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:32,912
- Huh? - Have you ever been one of this before?
661
00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:38,916
My hands are water. My hands, Philippe...
662
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:39,710
Whoah, Haha.
663
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,595
Philippe, I think I wanna eat the soap. - Don't eat it.
664
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,182
I ate the soap.
665
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:56,894
Oh my God.
666
00:39:58,312 --> 00:39:59,105
Oh my God.
667
00:39:59,438 --> 00:40:08,487
- What, what? What is it? - I totally get it now.
668
00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:10,656
- See, what you're doing?
669
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,366
- It's awesome.
670
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:13,158
- You're doing it wrong. - What?
671
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,621
- What is this? - That's how I do it.
672
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,746
- You're using those weird three fingers,
673
00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:19,873
Would you want me to touch your tips like this, no.
674
00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:23,879
Full hand. Grab it. Grab it! - No - You're a man now
675
00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:26,672
You hold your dick like a man. - Well, it's my dick now.
676
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:30,008
- No, - My dick. - Wrap it. - No, I don't think I can stop.
677
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:32,721
- No - I don't think I can stop.
678
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,145
- Calm yourself, calm yourself, calm yourself.
679
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:42,189
- I want it back in one piece, huh.
680
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:46,485
- I'm enjoying the full dick of.
681
00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:52,908
- Oui.
682
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,704
- I am one with your dick. I am one with your dick.
683
00:40:57,955 --> 00:40:59,915
Cherie, you're right.
684
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,917
Keep playing with that dick, girl.
685
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:05,752
The card said to enjoy yourself, right? You really need
686
00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:09,089
to just feel it. Even if you'd to do it with your stupid, three
687
00:41:09,091 --> 00:41:11,049
finger thing, just keep going, okay?
688
00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:13,177
- Uh,huh- huh. Oh, this is so good.
689
00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,679
- Great! Do whatever you need, listen,
690
00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:18,182
Why don't you try something where you ahm? Try your left hand
691
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:21,351
- Oh. - Yeah. - It feels like somebody else is touching it.
692
00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:24,104
- Just tickle the balls, just a little bit. Spit on it.
693
00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:26,064
Try both hands. - Okay.
694
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:28,650
It's not big enough. - What? - Not big enough.
695
00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:29,985
- Oui. Yes. Of course.
696
00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:34,656
Take your thumb. - Okay. - Yeah and stick it up your ass
697
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:39,369
Do you know where the perineum is? - No. - No scratch that.
698
00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:43,040
Just imagine the soldiers. They are right there. You can
699
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:46,460
see them in your light and you need to shoot them down with
700
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:52,382
your penis. Really make sure you're just savoring it.
701
00:41:57,139 --> 00:41:57,932
- Ugh.
702
00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:06,021
- Cheri... are you okay?
703
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,364
- I feel empty.
704
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:19,701
- It's normal. Enjoy the moment and I, uh...
705
00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:23,539
Go back. Round two. Next time, stronger, faster
706
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:27,042
harder, more passionate, the Box demanded, okay?
707
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:31,046
- No - Oui - No, I don't want to, coz I feel weird.
708
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,006
- It's normal. What do you want?
709
00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:38,178
You need a nap? - I'm hungry. - Hungry?
710
00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:58,865
- Magic Box provides. This is a challenge. I can't get behind.
711
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:00,828
- Hell, yeah
712
00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:46,330
- This is the most beautiful thing. - Oui.
713
00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,457
- I don't even know where to start.
714
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:54,381
- Hey no, it's not ready yet.
715
00:43:55,633 --> 00:44:02,473
- Ooh, it's brie. Huh, it's brie.
716
00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:04,850
Oh.
717
00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:08,771
- No - What?
718
00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:12,898
- You can't have that. -Ugh. -Cause you are pregnant.
719
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:18,820
- No soft cheeses. -Oh. Yeah, hmm.
720
00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:21,615
- Oh my God. - The baby is okay.
721
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,241
- Oh, what about "the Podcaster"?
722
00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:26,286
- Forget all that. Listen to your body, yeah?
723
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:35,839
- Yeah. - Enjoy the moment.
724
00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:42,179
Are you feeling it. - I feel it. - Are you feeling it?
725
00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,014
- I feel it.
726
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:17,756
- Whooh.
727
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:24,553
- Your body is crazy. Huh. It feels good to move.
728
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:29,015
- Hmm-hmm.
729
00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:31,478
- Hey, don't you think you should slow down a little bit.
730
00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:38,358
- Hmp. I'm enjoying the moment oh,
731
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:45,157
- What? - Oh, I don't know my...ugh, ow, ow, ow.
732
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,828
- Oh no. - Aw, ugh.
733
00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:52,831
- What is it? - My belly hurts. - What it is? What?
734
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,919
- It hurts really bad. Aww.
735
00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,545
The brie.
736
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:02,424
- I told you not to eat the brie. - Oh, Lily. I'm sorry.
737
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:04,426
- Now you are going to die. - I'm going to die.
738
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,469
- Maybe, I don't know.
739
00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,721
- Oh fix it, Lily please fix it.
740
00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:08,766
- Fix it. Fix it.
741
00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:12,853
- The Box! The Box. - Oh, okay. Get your box.
742
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,897
- The Box.
743
00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:19,608
So, in summary, remember, not to eat any licorice,
744
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,151
chocolate or soft cheeses,
745
00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:21,943
- Oh no.
746
00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:23,363
especially brie. Brie is one of the most dangerous
747
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:27,743
- Mr. Podcaster, I'm so sorry, I didn't know
748
00:46:28,076 --> 00:46:31,036
- Soft cheeses... - Ugh. - It'll will be okay. - Okay.
749
00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:33,499
I was going to go to Vegas, you know,
750
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:36,792
- Soft cheese, I got it. I got it.
751
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,962
- Eating soft cheese while being pregnant
752
00:46:39,087 --> 00:46:39,920
may produce...
753
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,435
- Gas.
754
00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:05,030
- I haven't feel pain anymore. I felt better.
755
00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:14,871
- No, no more... of this. - Hey. Lily, It's just gas
756
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:22,587
It's not a big deal. - It's not, just gas... - What?
757
00:47:22,589 --> 00:47:23,632
- Oh,
758
00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:26,176
Oh.
759
00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,468
I'm sorry, baby Philippe.
760
00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:31,346
- You got to be careful for our baby. - Oh Lily,
761
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,890
being pregnant is the worst.
762
00:47:33,892 --> 00:47:35,517
- It doesn't have to be.
763
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,520
- No?, when all of the things that feels good
764
00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,605
could possibly kill your baby, how are you supposed
765
00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:45,068
to enjoy the moment? - Let me show you how.
766
00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:48,405
Up, up. - Up, up. - Up, up.
767
00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:50,576
- Up we go - Urrghh, Jesus.
768
00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:06,925
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769
00:48:18,937 --> 00:48:23,857
- See, that wasn't so bad - So bad? This is amazing.
770
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:28,153
- And no gassy side effects - Hmm, No terrifying side effects
771
00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:29,489
- Right? - Hmm.
772
00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:38,957
- Hey, Lily. Will you berry me?
773
00:48:41,209 --> 00:48:42,002
- What?
774
00:48:44,129 --> 00:48:45,670
- Strawberries.
775
00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:49,049
- Oh, yes,
776
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:52,471
Only if you carrot me. - Of course.
777
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:59,684
- Oh that's very nice.
778
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:02,147
- Ayeah. . Be nice.
779
00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:06,693
- You, be nice. - I was nice. Again.
780
00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:10,030
Wait
781
00:49:10,572 --> 00:49:14,743
to Parenthood. - To Parenthood.
782
00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:20,749
Mmm - Hmm. -No, no, I want that one
783
00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:24,461
- More.
784
00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:30,717
- Yum.
785
00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:41,309
- You have a little something, something on the, -What? here?
786
00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:42,604
- Here.
787
00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:02,831
- This is weird. - This is so weird.
788
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,875
- What's goin' on? - Very hot in here.
789
00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,796
- Is it really happening? - Yup. Hmm.
790
00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:14,926
- I am so excited, to be honest since I became you
791
00:50:14,928 --> 00:50:21,099
I have been waiting to... fuck, me, yes,
792
00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:24,561
- This is so weird. Is it not weird to you?
793
00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:30,861
- Oui. I love the way my mustache feels on my face
794
00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:36,906
when I make out with myself. Oh, plus, look at this.
795
00:50:36,908 --> 00:50:41,079
I look at you, look at me. Huh.
796
00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:49,753
Okay, I fuck me now. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
797
00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:57,012
I don't think, I'm ready to bang me yet.
798
00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:03,224
- Okay, what I do when it happens to me,
799
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:07,397
something that works every time. - This is working.
800
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:18,867
- Is that I breathe and then I like to look at your boobies.
801
00:51:20,368 --> 00:51:24,037
- Yeah, that's not really working for me. Agh, you gotta still
802
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:27,540
have a boner. What the fuck? It's like my body has a mind
803
00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:31,753
of its own. - Yes. Exactly. I can fuck me now. - No, wait,
804
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:45,517
wait, wait, wait. I don't like the way I look. - What?
805
00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:49,604
- I'm big. I mean, I'm massive
806
00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:54,859
like a house. Don't look at my chins, just
807
00:51:54,861 --> 00:52:08,500
look at me. - I am looking. You look at you.
808
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,126
Lily, you are...
809
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:20,218
voluptuous, bodacious. You are full of life.
810
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:26,101
You are the embodiment of the divine feminine.
811
00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,518
- Keep talking.
812
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,980
- You are creating life in this moment right now
813
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:35,193
between us. Tell me,
814
00:52:35,443 --> 00:52:42,115
What could be more beautiful than that? Nothing.
815
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:49,497
You're incredible. And your tits are perfection. - Sshhh
816
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:53,376
- Oh, what?
817
00:52:53,378 --> 00:52:56,671
- Oh yeah, That's very good, wait, wait, ugh.
818
00:52:56,673 --> 00:53:00,093
I feel like there's something between us.
819
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,137
Doggie Style.
820
00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:10,478
- You're ready? - Oui. - Okay. - Okay, okay, okay.
821
00:53:15,817 --> 00:53:16,610
- I did it.
822
00:53:20,655 --> 00:53:26,578
Was that good for you? - For a little while.
823
00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:42,052
- Ugh. Welcome to being a woman. That was intense. - Yeah.
824
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:45,428
I think the mushrooms were off.
825
00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:51,476
- I think, I am the first man on earth to be penetrated.
826
00:53:51,478 --> 00:54:00,028
by myself. Why could you- -You are strange man, Philippe.
827
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:26,135
Huh? I think I know what we should call our son.
828
00:54:26,137 --> 00:54:28,388
- Baby Philippe. - No.
829
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:36,562
- Baby Milo. It means everything's going to be okay.
830
00:54:36,564 --> 00:54:45,156
- Oh. - He kicked. He kicked. - He liked it and I liked it.
831
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:47,615
- It's from a body swap movie.
832
00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:56,416
so it seems so appropriate. - Speaking of body swap. - Uh?
833
00:54:56,418 --> 00:54:58,962
- How do you know so much about body swap movies?
834
00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:04,465
- I watch them all the time when I was a kid,
835
00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:10,346
'coz of my mom, - Y'all my mom like the body swap films to.
836
00:55:10,348 --> 00:55:19,147
- No, she's too busy to watch anything. - I don't understand. So
837
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:25,862
then know why do you like the body swap movies? - I hated
838
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:31,159
my life. I wanted to be somebody else. So I put all my
839
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:34,247
energy into making sure that I would never become like
840
00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:38,916
my mom, always trying to put out fires, controlling a
841
00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:43,046
catastrophe she created, never planning for anything.
842
00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:49,927
She ended up living her life like. nothing mattered. and so,
843
00:55:49,929 --> 00:55:59,230
nothing mattered. I don't want that kind of cache for our son.
844
00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:01,816
- I understand.
845
00:56:08,656 --> 00:56:13,244
- We did it. We did it..
846
00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:42,440
Congratulations. Congratulations? Wait, wait, wait, wait
847
00:56:42,857 --> 00:56:45,775
- We did everything that we were supposed to do. I don't under-
848
00:56:45,777 --> 00:56:49,656
this was supposed to work.
849
00:56:53,618 --> 00:56:56,119
- What else do you think we need to do? - I don't know.
850
00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:58,162
- Lily, you are the expert at these things
851
00:56:58,164 --> 00:57:00,373
What do you think it is? I just watched a bunch
852
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:03,251
of dumb movies as a kid. I've never actually done this
853
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:07,296
before Philippe. - And there's a wait, wait. I have an idea.
854
00:57:07,298 --> 00:57:12,969
Let me just try something, okay?
855
00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:14,262
- What are you doing?
856
00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:18,975
- I'm trying communicating, telepathically.
857
00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:22,061
- What? Give me that! - Hey, no.
858
00:57:22,063 --> 00:57:24,605
- Let me see if we're missing something. - You clearly do not
859
00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:27,108
know what you're doing, okay, I learned this from the monks,
860
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:29,360
I spent a year with them in the mountains.
861
00:57:29,362 --> 00:57:31,571
- I have had enough of your stupid
862
00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:35,992
stories Philippe. I just want my body back. Okay?
863
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:38,828
- Give this to me. - Stop. - Let me try. - Stop acting like a
864
00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:43,291
child. - Stop acting like you know everything. - Just. - No.
865
00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:48,339
- Give it to me. - No - Give me that, now!
866
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:54,053
- Look what you did.
867
00:58:08,193 --> 00:58:11,738
- Are we yet over now?
868
00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:27,837
- Oh no. Oh no, no, no.
869
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:34,425
- Oh my God. Oh, Philippe!
870
00:58:36,012 --> 00:58:37,096
I'm Lily again!
871
00:58:38,097 --> 00:58:40,850
- Oh my God! Baby!
872
00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:45,396
Its never felt so good to be pregnant. Hi, honey!
873
00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:54,155
Ugh. My God, Philippe. It worked. Philippe. Hey Philippe.
874
00:58:55,573 --> 00:59:03,331
Wake up! Philippe?
875
00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:15,218
- Oh.
876
00:59:15,593 --> 00:59:21,933
- Where am I? Lily, is that you? I can hear you. Oh my God.
877
00:59:22,767 --> 00:59:23,560
- Oh my God!
878
00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:32,485
No. No, mommy's gonna fix this, okay?
879
00:59:36,447 --> 00:59:40,743
- Mommy's got this. It's so nice to meet you but not yet, okay?
880
00:59:41,786 --> 00:59:42,577
Mother instinct, Mother instinct, okay, okay
881
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:45,290
what I do, what I do.
882
00:59:45,498 --> 00:59:48,084
- It is so comfortable here.
883
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:54,132
This reminds me of the isolation Chambers in Venezuela.
884
00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:56,509
- No, no, no.
885
01:00:16,362 --> 01:00:23,576
I am so tired of this. - Baby Milo. - I have the Baby Milo.
886
01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:29,290
Oh shit. I'm Philippe again. - I think I was in the womb.
887
01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:35,838
That's amazing! It's like a million billion hugs.
888
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:41,054
It feels so good. I can't wait to go, my God. What did you do?
889
01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:45,975
- You switch with Baby Milo and I, I got to meet our son,
890
01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:50,269
but then he started like struggling it with rushing around and I
891
01:00:50,271 --> 01:00:56,442
- You hit the Baby Milo? - What? No, no, I would never hurt our
892
01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:58,569
son. -He was here for 30 seconds. You could not
893
01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:06,579
keep him safe. This is your fault. - This is my fault? - Yes.
894
01:01:06,954 --> 01:01:15,838
- This is my fault? Haha - My fault?, my fault.
895
01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:31,268
- No, no. Oh my God. You broke the box and now everything
896
01:01:31,270 --> 01:01:42,947
is broken. Look around. - No. I did not break the box and
897
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:46,242
if everything is broken, maybe it's because the one challenge
898
01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:49,370
you had to do was to protect our baby for 30 seconds and
899
01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:53,749
you failed. = Well, at least I'm making an effort. Oh, you
900
01:01:53,751 --> 01:01:58,254
seem to care about his goats and, and swords and, and running
901
01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:03,259
around naked with your dick, flopping around. All I'm trying
902
01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:08,556
to do is give her son a good life. And your "contribution"
903
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:15,271
has been taking drugs and eating. Oh, oh yes, indeed. Yeah,
904
01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:19,775
fucking yourself. Real, Great Philippe, What a great father
905
01:02:19,777 --> 01:02:24,947
that is? - You want me to? What? Be a planner and a miserable
906
01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:31,662
person just like you? - Oh my God. I just wish your dumb
907
01:02:31,664 --> 01:02:37,543
dick wouldn't have broken that condom. - What are you saying
908
01:02:37,545 --> 01:02:42,047
that you don't want to have baby Milo? - No, what I'm saying
909
01:02:42,049 --> 01:02:45,428
is I don't want to have Baby Milo with you.
910
01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:56,856
- Huh. I see
911
01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:07,072
- I'll fix this. I just must have missed something in these
912
01:03:07,074 --> 01:03:09,867
riddles. I'll fix it like, I fix everything else. Maybe I can
913
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:10,953
help. -No.
914
01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:26,342
- I'm going to take the magic box and I'm going to try to
915
01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:31,641
fix it. - Whatever.
916
01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:57,542
- A goat would know what to do.
917
01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:18,853
= I can fix this. I should have watched the original Freaky,
918
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:24,318
Friday. Goddamn you, Lindsay Lohan.
919
01:04:33,911 --> 01:04:36,455
- I messed it all up.
920
01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:41,586
Philippe was right.
921
01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:57,558
Oh my God, who are you? - What?, who are you? - Stay away from
922
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:03,063
me? - Look, this is just some kind of misunderstanding. - Oh,
923
01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:08,569
yeah, you need to get out of my cabin. - I rented this cabin
924
01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:12,698
and you just showed up here in front of me. - You appeared in
925
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:17,953
front of me. - Put the sharpie down. Let's just sit down and
926
01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:22,585
you and I can figure this out together. Okay?
927
01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:29,634
- Okay, oh...
928
01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:52,363
Something's wrong. Oh, oh. Oh, no, no. No, I cannot do
929
01:05:52,365 --> 01:06:01,664
this alone. Lily! oh stay in there. Lily! Help!
930
01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:04,375
- Then the car started teleporting and this guys was ruin
931
01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:07,463
because I, I took my shit, but I never usually
932
01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:10,547
take drugs and, and then, and then, he turned to the baby
933
01:06:10,549 --> 01:06:13,968
was like and then he
934
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:17,763
disappeareed, Phillippe is gone. I mess everything up.
935
01:06:17,765 --> 01:06:25,648
- Philippe? - Yeah. - It's my dad's name. He's pretty goofy guy.
936
01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:31,276
- How can you be so calm, the world is upside down and now you
937
01:06:31,278 --> 01:06:37,241
got a crazy lady sobbing in your lap. - Place can be kind
938
01:06:37,243 --> 01:06:42,373
of weird. I also find that it can give you what you need
939
01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:47,876
and my parents always taught me. No matter how crazy things
940
01:06:47,878 --> 01:06:55,175
are around you. It's all going to be okay. That's what
941
01:06:55,177 --> 01:07:11,150
my name means. - Milo? How do you know that?
942
01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:20,953
- Oooh... okay. - What would Lily do?, what would Lily do?
943
01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:31,545
She will talk to you? Okay? Hello, Baby Milo. Ahmm...
944
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:39,261
This is your papa speaking. Can you hear me? uhm, I'm going
945
01:07:39,263 --> 01:07:45,311
to tell you something that I have never told anyone before
946
01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:58,155
I'm scared. And I, I,don't know how to be a father because
947
01:07:58,157 --> 01:08:05,748
I don't really know what I'm doing. Ever.
948
01:08:06,373 --> 01:08:16,884
- What's your uh, mother's name? - Her name was Lily.
949
01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:22,723
- That's a really nice smile. Seems like you love your mother.
950
01:08:23,224 --> 01:08:30,395
- Yeah, she was. She was the best mom I could have had.
951
01:08:30,397 --> 01:08:31,607
- That's awesome.
952
01:08:35,152 --> 01:08:39,738
Well, Milo. I'm really scared that I'm not ready to be
953
01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:44,743
a mother and I'm afraid I'm gonna mess up our son because
954
01:08:44,745 --> 01:08:48,956
all I ever try to do is figure out what to do and I still
955
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:52,376
don't know what I'm doing, ever. - Nobody knows what they're
956
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:57,464
doing. Nobody's ever ready to be a parent. God knows I
957
01:08:57,466 --> 01:09:06,014
wasn't. - You have kids? - Yeah. - I'm a grandma.
958
01:09:06,016 --> 01:09:11,186
- Kids are smart, and they figure things out like my mom
959
01:09:11,188 --> 01:09:14,148
was a mess. She was, she was so
960
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:18,569
controlling and she tried to plan everything. And my dad
961
01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:25,619
used to tell her that she was the killer of fun. - Hey. - Yeah?
962
01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:29,371
I mean like, hey, let's get going, it's a great story. - What
963
01:09:29,373 --> 01:09:32,875
I was gonna say is, took all the good parts from her
964
01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:37,045
and would see where she would go too far with things and
965
01:09:37,047 --> 01:09:42,342
use them to check myself and I could see how I could keep
966
01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:45,306
myself from spinning out of control.
967
01:09:46,056 --> 01:09:51,143
- And for some reason women pay me to have sex with them.
968
01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:55,731
Beautiful women. Can you believe that? huh.
969
01:09:55,733 --> 01:10:01,528
Just like that, I became a father. I think that
970
01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:05,574
that is more exciting than getting paid by beautiful
971
01:10:05,576 --> 01:10:13,874
women to have sex with them. No, no. no, it's not but you
972
01:10:13,876 --> 01:10:16,460
will be the second. Most exciting thing that has ever happened
973
01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:22,382
to me. Oh, ow, it's coming back. Okay.
974
01:10:22,384 --> 01:10:29,473
- And my dad, My dad was crazy.
975
01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:32,643
He would always talk about the goats and he would
976
01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:36,271
take us on these crazy adventures and get us into all kinds
977
01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:40,150
of crazy situations. And my mom would yell at him and say
978
01:10:40,152 --> 01:10:45,239
that he was trying to get us killed. But it all worked
979
01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:52,246
out and he would bounce back. - Why did you come to this
980
01:10:52,248 --> 01:11:06,677
crazy place? - To reconnect with my parents. They've both
981
01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:13,850
passed away and I miss them a lot. - I'm sorry, - It's okay.
982
01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:18,855
I mean they had an amazing life and my mom gave me stability.
983
01:11:18,857 --> 01:11:24,861
And my dad taught me how to live with adventure and more
984
01:11:24,863 --> 01:11:32,079
than anything. They just, they gave me a lot of love. I
985
01:11:32,913 --> 01:11:39,545
miss my mom's hugs. She gave the best hugs.
986
01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:44,550
- Oh honey, come here.
987
01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:58,063
- I love you so much. - Sorry, what?
988
01:12:21,045 --> 01:12:23,589
[ head hit the table
989
01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:33,013
- Huh, I'm back. What?, where the fuck am I?
990
01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:39,980
- Whooh. oh, this is happening, okay,
991
01:12:41,565 --> 01:12:42,358
Philippe!
992
01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:46,026
- Why am I back in the cabin?
993
01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:53,077
Huh? We have switched. Yes. And I'm fixed.
994
01:12:55,871 --> 01:13:02,876
Lily, Lily! I'm so not prepared for this. I'm so not prepared
995
01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:08,131
for this. Lily, here I come. -This is fucking crazy. This is
996
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:14,137
really dangerous. This is not part of the plan, but Baby Milo
997
01:13:14,139 --> 01:13:20,769
said, and he smiles when he thinks of me. Okay, I can do
998
01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:27,361
this. I can do this. I am so fucking prepared. - I'm so not
999
01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:33,448
prepared for this. I'm so not prepared for this. - Oh, I'm fully
1000
01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:35,075
prepared for this. - How can you say this?
1001
01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:38,455
Because I am the divine feminine motherfucker.
1002
01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:42,165
And I'm about to give birth on this beach and we are gonna
1003
01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:48,755
be great fucking parents. - We are? You are saying that
1004
01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:53,053
you are okay? with me being the father again. I weirdly
1005
01:13:54,346 --> 01:13:59,683
wouldn't have it any other way. -Neither could I. - Oh. - What?
1006
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,937
What, what, what, what, what
1007
01:14:05,065 --> 01:14:07,858
- You know what? It's not as bad as I thought it would be.
1008
01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:10,527
- Oh good good
1009
01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:13,363
- Oh God. No. Something is wrong. Something is really wrong.
1010
01:14:13,365 --> 01:14:19,494
- Okay, okay, I will check, I will check. - Okay, - Alright.
1011
01:14:19,496 --> 01:14:20,537
- Oh-oh! - Oh-oh? Why oh-oh? wh- why? oh-oh?
1012
01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:26,168
- The baby is facing the wrong direction. - The baby's breech?
1013
01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:27,961
- Yes. - Philippe that's really bad.
1014
01:14:27,963 --> 01:14:30,046
- I think I know what to do. -You do? - Yes I know
1015
01:14:30,048 --> 01:14:34,551
what to do. - Okay. - Baby Milo, you need to turn around. - Is
1016
01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:37,637
that gonna work, Philippe? He's gonna get stuck on the umbilical
1017
01:14:37,639 --> 01:14:42,893
cord. - Yes. - Be careful not to get caught on your umbilical
1018
01:14:42,895 --> 01:14:46,440
cord. - Stop yelling into my vagina that's not helping.
1019
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:50,777
- I'm so sorry Lily. I'm so not prepared for this.
1020
01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:58,076
I'm just an idiot. Hey, you are not an idiot. Mostly. Okay,
1021
01:14:58,243 --> 01:15:01,953
and you are prepared for this because Nature has been doing
1022
01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:05,540
this for a million years and you are the one that taught
1023
01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:10,670
me that we are one with nature. So, we're fine. We can do
1024
01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:21,056
this. - I can do this. Thank you for this great speech.
1025
01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:24,643
- I'm gonna call my buddy down. I'm going to need you to
1026
01:15:24,645 --> 01:15:28,438
be my doctor. - I love playing doctor. - Put your hands on
1027
01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:32,943
my belly. - Okay. - And you're gonna, turn the baby...and my
1028
01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:35,572
body's gonna do the rest. - I can do this.
1029
01:15:35,906 --> 01:15:40,534
- Okay? - Okay. - Ready? - I make it one for you.
1030
01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:43,497
- Ready? ... Fu-u-u-u-u-u-c-k!
1031
01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:48,542
- Aww, fuck! - No, do not distress. Just keep listening
1032
01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:52,837
to your body. - Listen to my body. Okay, this all weekend was
1033
01:15:52,839 --> 01:15:56,299
not part of the plan, but it was fine. - Yes. - Sort of.
1034
01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:58,760
- It was great. We ate and we danced. And
1035
01:15:58,762 --> 01:16:05,644
we made love, okay. - Okay. Aww.
1036
01:16:06,895 --> 01:16:13,358
- It's fixed. - Huh. What? - Yes. - You fixed it for real?
1037
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,861
- Oui, yes. I remembered. I have actually done this before.
1038
01:16:16,863 --> 01:16:20,867
- You turn breech-ed babies before? Yes. I have have deliver
1039
01:16:21,326 --> 01:16:26,496
many baby goats. It's actually very, very common. Are
1040
01:16:26,498 --> 01:16:31,376
you fucking telling me, that the goats actually prepared you
1041
01:16:31,378 --> 01:16:36,298
for this birth? - Oui. - That's insane, that's
1042
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:41,636
fucking... Whoah my God! Oh, oh my body
1043
01:16:41,638 --> 01:16:44,306
it wants me to push. -Then push. - Okay, you have to catch Baby
1044
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:48,560
Milo. - Okay, I will catch Baby Milo. - Okay baby,
1045
01:17:03,660 --> 01:17:11,333
- I was wrong, this is the most exciting I will ever be.
1046
01:17:14,087 --> 01:17:18,592
- Oh my God! Holy shit! We did it.
1047
01:17:20,302 --> 01:17:26,222
- We are a team - We are a team.
1048
01:17:28,685 --> 01:17:35,231
- What? - Look at...the goat came.
1049
01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:37,778
- I love goat. - You fucking crazy. - Look!
1050
01:17:38,153 --> 01:17:43,742
I have a son! - Are you fucking kidding me?
1051
01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:45,535
- No.
1052
01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:03,970
- Okay, uhm, line.
1053
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,144
-Shit, what is my line?
1054
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:14,854
- Give it to me so I can show you how to do it. - No.
1055
01:18:14,856 --> 01:18:17,732
- My dick sucks wet and they're not real big
1056
01:18:17,734 --> 01:18:21,653
- Full hand, full hand and maybe a little... check your but.
1057
01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:24,032
I like that!
1058
01:18:24,408 --> 01:18:26,868
- You're getting your coccaine. - Yup
1059
01:18:28,829 --> 01:18:32,789
- No it's not really good. - No? - Penis? - High fly the boner,
1060
01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,252
and you can start from this area.
1061
01:18:36,461 --> 01:18:38,463
- Okay. - Can we do it again?
1062
01:18:38,755 --> 01:18:41,756
- Before you get into, I'm giving you a boner, right? Who do you
1063
01:18:41,758 --> 01:18:44,467
wanna take it from? - Wait, so you just raking it in? - Yeah,
1064
01:18:44,469 --> 01:18:48,471
- Then that's it. - Okay. - You just so sure he's so good. This
1065
01:18:48,473 --> 01:18:52,978
is our . This is the most amazing thing I ever-
1066
01:18:53,729 --> 01:19:00,569
Take 4: you know what is right at you.
1067
01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:15,000
- You stop.
1068
01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:18,251
- You shut up. Let me... - I'm trying to compose.
1069
01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:19,755
- Okay.
1070
01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:47,864
Okay, yeah. I have a big head head.
1071
01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:54,746
- And then the car stopped, can we go again... ah.
1072
01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:57,292
I forgot my lines. - Yeah.
1073
01:20:00,754 --> 01:20:10,637
What Philippe, uh, Lily were, uh, what? Lily? no, I don't.
1074
01:20:18,104 --> 01:20:23,652
- Shut the fuck up. - Hmm
1075
01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:28,323
- It only broke
1076
01:20:28,406 --> 01:20:32,325
- Okay, Shut, shut the fuck up both of you.
1077
01:20:32,327 --> 01:20:34,830
- I can't undo my face.
1078
01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:42,838
- you looks... ready... for the... pick up.
1079
01:20:47,717 --> 01:20:48,510
- Bebe!
1080
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:04,484
- Whoah!
1081
01:21:05,110 --> 01:21:05,902
- Perfect.
1082
01:21:09,322 --> 01:21:10,113
- What?
1083
01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:14,995
- This is my room so, made it
1084
01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:16,371
Hahahaha!
1085
01:21:17,247 --> 01:21:19,457
- Bouund...
1086
01:21:20,584 --> 01:21:26,548
- No mushrooms. - No! - No!
1087
01:21:26,673 --> 01:21:30,468
- Is the bow shadow on his butt or you just... - No. - Okay.
1088
01:21:33,054 --> 01:21:34,848
- Get it first...
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