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If I could just find this
damn thing, I could go home.
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- Life is a mystery, just accept it.
- You're in your own world, Crosetti.
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The quest for life. Not finding, looking.
I read about it in this book.
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- When did you ever read a book?
- I read this book.
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You said you read a book, but you didn't
read nothing but an excerpt.
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You never find
what you're looking for
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because the whole point is looking for it.
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If you find it, it defeats its own purpose.
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You're in your own little world because
no one wants to live there with you.
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You explain everything,
but there are things you can't.
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You know what you are?
You are a little fat-haired guinea.
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- A little Italian salami-brain.
- You'll regret that.
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Man, let's look for this
projectile tomorrow.
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- All right.
- All right, man, what have you got?
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We found this wallet on him.
His name's Keith Becker.
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Mr Becker ducked,
but he didn't duck good enough.
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- Died ducking.
- That girl with him when he got shot?
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Yeah, Dollie Whithers.
Dollie Whithers?
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She was unconscious.
An ambulance took her to hospital.
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Maybe she saw who did it.
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A man with a gun wanted them dead.
It ain't no mystery.
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Do you know what a mystery is? A
mystery is when a man goes to the john
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he always brings something to read.
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But a female
never brings anything to read.
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This man either had his
drugs stolen, or he was stealing drugs.
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Yeah, let's see if she can explain.
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That's the problem with this job,
it's got nothing to do with life.
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Excuse me, hi!
This is Homicide?
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Homicide? We work for God.
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I'm looking for a Lieutenant Giardello.
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Nice pen set.
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Keen detective instinct.
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...unsolved cases.
- It could be misconstrued that way.
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No, no, I won't.
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Excuse me,
but where did you say that was?
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There's a lack of confidence
in the detective handling this case.
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No. It could be misconstrued
that way. Absolutely not.
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Lieutenant Giardello, I'm Tim Bayliss.
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Hey, I'm Giardello.
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Come on, I'll show you around.
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The box where we match wits
against the city's master criminals.
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There's one of the masters.
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The fishbowl. Wherein said criminals
reflect on the error of their ways.
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The board. Open cases are in red,
closed cases are in black.
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You look up there,
you know exactly where you stand.
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About how many things in life
can you say that?
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- It looks like a lot of open cases.
- You're young to be in Homicide.
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Yeah, I spent the last two years
on the Mayor's security detail.
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We'll get you to fill out all the papers,
get you partnered up.
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We work partners here.
One's primary, one's secondary.
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Let me just say something, sir.
This is where I've always wanted to be.
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- Thinking cops, not a gun - this.
- That's very poetic.
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Hey, Gee! Where's Munch?
Felicia wants to know.
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The double stabbing.
The Billard Brothers.
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He's over at Hopkins
with Bolander and a suspect.
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Munch, Homicide. This the guy?
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Let me see your hand.
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- I cut it on a fence.
- You want this one?
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You think I can't handle it, Stanley?
I'm overwhelmed, I'm out of my depth
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I'm going to make a phone call.
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- What fence?
- Corner at DeMoins gas.
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That's a schoolyard over there,
let's go and see.
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- See what?
- Well, they'll be some blood, right?
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The brothers are in the morgue with
more holes than an Augusta National.
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I'm thinking in some place, in the middle
of that action, the knife got slippery.
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- OK, I was there. But I didn't kill them.
- Who killed them?
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- A Jamaican killed them.
- A Jamaican?
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- What's his name?
- I don't know.
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But he's the one that cut me. He
said he'd kill me too if I said anything.
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- When did he tell you that?
- When he drove me to the hospital.
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So this unnamed mystery
Jake kills both Billard brothers,
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cuts your hand, drives you to Hopkins,
and swears you to secrecy?
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- That's why I lied about the fence.
- OK, now I get it.
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You're saving your good lies
for some smarter cop.
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I'm just a doughnut in the on-deck circle.
Wait till the real guy gets here.
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Wait for that big guy to come back.
I'm just the secretary.
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I'm just Montel Williams,
you want to talk to Larry King.
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I'm telling the truth!
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I've been in murder police for ten years.
If you lie to me, lie to me with respect.
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Now, what is it? Is it my shoes? Is it my
haircut? Got a problem with my haircut?
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Don't ever again lie to me like I'm Montel
Williams. I'm not Montel Williams.
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I am not Montel Williams!
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Yeah, it's OK. Call back, yeah.
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- Who's Montel Williams?
- I'm not Montel Williams.
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Do you hear me?
I'm not Montel Williams.
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Is this Montel Williams
from your neighbourhood?
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I don't know. So, how old's this guy?
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You and Mr Becker
were outside the liquor store
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where you both got shot?
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- They just started shooting.
- Who?
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Did you get a look at who shot you?
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Do you know who wanted
to shoot your boyfriend?
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'Dr Forest, dial 118, please.'
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She's in, she's out.
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You wanna wait?
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Yeah, why not, man.
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You look pitiful, man. Are you all right?
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I couldn't sleep last night.
My mind was racing.
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All night long, even when I was sleeping,
I was dreaming about it.
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What?
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There were two people with Lincoln
the night he was shot.
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There was John Wilkes Booth,
and there was a Major Henry Rathbone.
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How come we don't hear
about this Henry Rathbone?
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You think Major Henry Rathbone
is the guy capped Lincoln?
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- It just doesn't hang together.
- Booth broke his leg trying to get away.
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The President was shot,
what would you do?
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This kept you up all night?
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Who was the doctor
who set Booth's leg?
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It was Doctor Samuel Mudd.
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One hundred years later,
who gets passed over for anchorman?
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Roger Mudd!
It's his great-great grandson.
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What does that say about
the power structure in this country?
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Excuse me, I didn't notice, was Abraham
Lincoln on the board this morning?
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All our lives we've been taught
in the history books
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that Booth shot Lincoln.
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Now, if that's not true,
there's nothing that's true.
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I'm doing my job,
I'm building up my cases,
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and the whole foundation's rotten.
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You've got that right.
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'Doctor Kravitz,
you have a visitor in the main lobby.
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'Doctor Kravitz,
a visitor in the main lobby.'
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- You want it?
- All I need is another open case.
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On the other hand, this could be
closed by the end of the day.
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- It could get me out of a hole.
- I'll take it.
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- You got a feeling about this?
- Let me take it.
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It's doesn't matter
if I have an open case.
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Be straight with me.
Is this it? You feel the magic?
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I'm offering. You want me to take it?
I'll be the primary.
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- Take it.
- Howard. Homicide.
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The whole neighbourhood
is talking about it.
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There is a dead body
in Jempson's basement.
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I figure I better get over here
before he starts blaming it on me,
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like everything else he does.
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- Can you identify the body?
- Henry Biddle!
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The bill collector
for Little Pages?
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- That's him.
- You know this guy?
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You know Little Pages?
I bought a divino.
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- What's a divino?
- It's like a couch.
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- Like a sectional?
- With a bed in it.
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- A Davenport.
- No, not a davenport.
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A divino. They were having a sale.
18 dollars a month.
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- A divino.
- A divino.
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A divino!
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Your husband owns this house or rents?
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He's a deadbeat. Ex-husband!
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He's a fiend and no way
is he wrapping me up in this thing.
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His name is Gerry Jempson.
J-E-M-P-S-O-N.
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Do you guys want to
look around for some clues?
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- I think the basement's a big clue.
- We still have to find Jerry.
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Hello? Detective Howard
of the Homicide Unit. Who's this?
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- It's Jerry.
- You're amazing.
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Jerry, when can we meet?
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Detective Munch.
You like the sound of it, don't you?
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- Detective John Munch.
- Quit staring at me.
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I'm not staring at you.
It's your conscience.
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I'm reminding you that the
Jenny Goode case remains unsolved.
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Didn't I solve Nina Como?
Didn't I get my man Claybon?
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Excuse me, hi!
Where can I get a coffee?
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- The first floor.
- First floor. Thank you.
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OK, you're welcome.
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- There's coffee in there.
- That's our coffee.
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Look, forget Jenny Goode.
It's been three months, it's over.
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- Detective Munch.
- Jenny Goode is pended.
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Shiner put her death down
as a road kill. It's over.
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Shiner is a coroner.
His job is cause of death.
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What does his for murder or not murder?
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It's not even on the board.
Don't we have enough to worry about?
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Detective Munch.
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De-tec-tive Munch.
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You think I need your respect,
but I don't.
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It is known. My bunkies back in the
district know what kind of cop I am.
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Jenny Goode was murdered, John.
Someone has to speak for her.
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I can't believe
you're tearing that up.
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I lied to protect my girlfriend's family.
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They live downstairs from me.
It must be one of them that did it.
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I'm telling the truth.
You don't believe me?
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I liked the Jamaican story better.
It had an Elmore Leonard quality.
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I'm going to get some more paper.
See what you can come up with. OK?
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Yeah, Dollie Whithers.
She's conscious? She's alert?
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- What's with the ties he wears?
- Who?
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- Pembleton.
- Enough already with Pembleton.
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A pink tie with a polo player on it.
A polo player!
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This is a black homicide cop!
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Like you wearing a tie with a brain on it.
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My wife buys my ties.
What's that supposed to mean?
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- Forget about it.
- You let the guy get away with murder.
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Gee let's everybody
get away with murder.
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I talked to the hospital. She woke up.
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The guy thinks he's smart
because he listens to Emmylou Harris.
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Who are we talking about, Pembleton?
He has that New York attitude.
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- It's like that black and white movie.
- What movie?
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The black and white movie
with Gary Cooper.
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- "Pride Of The Yankees"?
- No, with Grace Kelly.
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- "High Noon".
- "High Noon"!
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- You're a salami-brain, you know that?
- You're gonna regret that.
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The reason why Pembleton goes out
by himself is because he likes to.
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Gary Cooper went out by himself
because no one would go with him.
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What does "Pride Of The Yankees"
have to do with it?
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- I don't know! You brought it up.
- I brought up "High Noon".
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What does "High Noon"
have to do with New York?
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"Pride Of The Yankees",
that's New York.
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Who's the wife
in "Pride Of The Yankees"?
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All I'm saying is
Pembleton doesn't have a partner.
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So we listen to this so you can prove
that Pembleton doesn't have a partner?
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He's got to pull his weight.
You gotta say something.
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You be his partner.
I want Howard with the new guy anyway.
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- Wait a minute. This is decided?
- I'm not partnering with Pembleton.
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You don't like orders?
Learn the guitar.
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You are a member
of a police department.
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That means you just peed off
a guy with a gun.
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Wait! What about the check?!
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That whole thing was a pretext
not to pay the check. He always does it.
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- You know the way you squeeze a buck.
- You're gonna regret that!
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- He's always doing that.
- Oh, man!
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'How old would you say? '
'Can't tell till we flip her.'
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'It doesn't look like a robbery.'
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'Jenny Goode was murdered.
Someone has to speak for her.
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'I'll tell you what my first question is... '
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'Where's her other sandal? '
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- Frank Pembleton.
- Hello, Gee.
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This is a homicide office.
Did you get lost?
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- I hear you've become a yenta.
- Felton and you need partners.
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Howard?
224
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,910
You don't want to see me put Felton
with this new guy, do you?
225
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,713
A partner is the last thing
I need the way I work.
226
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,435
Maybe the way you work
is why you need a partner.
227
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,472
I think you need lecithin,
it builds the memory.
228
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,229
If you look on the board you'll see
a lot of black under my name.
229
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,716
You need to be more of a team player.
230
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:39,594
Team player! That's the squad talking.
You know what that's all about.
231
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:44,669
This isn't a black thing,
this is a blue thing. Blue!
232
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:50,477
Gee, a bunch of guys running round
solving suicides is a waste of my time.
233
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:54,229
The bosses upstairs want to see
that something is getting done.
234
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,476
Nothing is getting done.
235
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,797
- Nothing!
- So they kick you and you kick me?
236
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:04,596
No. Look at it this way.
Now you can kick Felton.
237
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,992
- Life is amazing.
- Really?
238
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,156
This must be a mistake.
239
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,716
- I'm going on a call with Pembleton?
- You're right. It's a mistake.
240
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:19,356
Pembleton only handles big
investigations. This is just a dead guy.
241
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,630
See what happens
when I come into the office?
242
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,833
Imagine!
Handling a routine call with Pembleton.
243
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,075
I'm slumming.
244
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,917
Oh, man!
245
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,032
Someone forgot to write down
the parking space?
246
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,197
Who took the car out last?
It's on the back of the card.
247
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:49,836
- I did. I forgot.
- So I was right.
248
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,270
This is a big investigation -
to find Pembleton's car.
249
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,631
Pembleton is on special detail again.
Find Pembleton's car.
250
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,876
You know how it is, they all look alike.
251
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,877
Let's go upstairs
and get another one.
252
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,356
That's exactly the kind
of catch you are, isn't it?
253
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,755
We're not going to check every car.
254
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,714
I have a method to find this car,
and I'm going to find this car.
255
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,549
Go upstairs, go ahead.
Because I sure as hell didn't invite you.
256
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:19,310
That's exactly what you want me to do.
That's why I'm staying right here.
257
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,557
Suit yourself.
258
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,878
Your Ionely days are over, pal.
I'm staying right here.
259
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,957
A bar with a German name,
brain dead witnesses.
260
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,550
- Hagens, is that German?
- Irish.
261
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,592
He either had a moustache,
or he didn't have a moustache.
262
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,280
Rick or Ray. He was driving black 280Z.
263
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,358
A $60,000 custom motor
with gold wing doors
264
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:52,553
that may or may not have had
a flaming eagle on the hood.
265
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:56,559
But they all clearly remember that
his uncle had a bar with a German name.
266
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,513
Do you
all remember long blond hair?
267
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,915
Great,
we could arrest Axel Rose.
268
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,076
Who is Montel Williams?
269
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,317
He's from Baltimore.
He's got his own talk show.
270
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:11,274
A guy from Baltimore has got his
own talk show? How did he do that?
271
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,789
Connections.
That's how it works in that business.
272
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,912
Did you pull the ident photos
on the suspects?
273
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:22,069
German sounding... Adolf Hitler Bar.
How does that work for you?
274
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:26,352
Take the driver's names down to the first
floor and match them with the photo files.
275
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,119
I admit it's a long way to the first floor.
276
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,232
I will get the ident photos.
277
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:36,638
What do I know? I'm just
a poor white boy from Hampden.
278
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:41,311
There's plenty of red ink
under your name too.
279
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,079
- What does it prove?
- I'm not going upstairs.
280
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,509
I'll hotwire one for you.
281
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,677
- Just say it. Take your free shot, say it!
- Say what?
282
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,791
"I don't like being with that nigger."
283
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,957
- This is insanity.
- But you didn't deny it.
284
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,116
The way you dress,
who even knows you're black?
285
00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:01,870
You think I'm stupid? You think
I don't know what you say to others?
286
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,037
There is a body decomposing
right now at the Westpoint Motel.
287
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:09,756
You resent me because everyday
I prove that you are no better than me.
288
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,111
That makes your world less
understandable than it already is.
289
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:17,028
I resent you because when you walk in
the squad room my phone weighs a ton.
290
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,391
You won't get another car,
and you think that makes you special.
291
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:25,355
I'm stuck in a stinking hot garage
because you have got to find THAT car.
292
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:29,837
- I am not going upstairs!
- Explain to me why?
293
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,793
Because what if it's the next one?
294
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,356
- Don't you understand anything?
- Hey, Frank!
295
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,435
Hey, what's up?
296
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,070
What if it's not the next one?
It's the next one!
297
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:49,832
There's another garage on the other side
of the building we haven't checked yet!
298
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,032
Look, if you want to partner with me,
you do it my way.
299
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,835
You believe that someone was trying
to kill you, and not Mr Becker?
300
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,873
All I know is that if I had $5,000
I could get out of it.
301
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,468
But instead of $5,000,
what I got is you.
302
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,068
What do you mean, if you had $5,000?
303
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:13,355
Aunt Calpurnia told me it would take
$5,000 to protect me from getting killed.
304
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,438
That's from the compensation
from the last time.
305
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,074
- Last time?
- I got my throat cut.
306
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:24,149
- $5,000 is gone. I gotta live, you know.
- Against all odds, I'd say.
307
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,590
Some guy came and slashed your throat
308
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:31,349
and you got $5,000 from the
state crime victims compensation?
309
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,835
Then someone else came along
and shot you
310
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,838
because you didn't have
$5,000 to give to your aunt?
311
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:41,317
I got shot in the head another time
for nothing. The bullet's still in there.
312
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,069
I could tell her to take the money
from the life insurance,
313
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,236
but by then I'm already dead.
314
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,749
What life insurance?
315
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:56,516
Miss Whithers, is your aunt
the beneficiary of the life insurance?
316
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,790
She says you gotta prepare
for the unexpected.
317
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,390
She says, "Look at the tragedy
I got in my life with my husbands."
318
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,239
"Life is a vale of tears"
is what she calls it.
319
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,272
- How many husbands has she had?
- Five.
320
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,836
- Five husbands?
- She's had a lot of tragedy.
321
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:16,988
- A LOT of tragedy.
- She's... had life insurance on them?
322
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,953
- Thank the Lord.
- Praise God!
323
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,275
Praise Him.
324
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:32,470
Jerry Jempson never showed. We'll
check out his favourite drug corners.
325
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,354
- What's going on?
- Ask him.
326
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,632
- It's close, I can smell it.
- You're a blood hound, Frank.
327
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,752
- Somebody forgot the number?
- I don't want to talk about it.
328
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:48,112
Bayliss tells me he's fresh
from the Mayor's security detail.
329
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,357
The wagging tail
of the political favour, huh?
330
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,313
I'd say three months before
he proves himself an absolute hump.
331
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:58,399
- I was on the SWAT team.
- Yeah? What did you do?
332
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,193
Drills. That's what SWAT teams do -
rope climbing!
333
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,356
It's called "repelling".
334
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:07,712
"Repelling"? Thin blue line between us
and the terrorist invasion of Baltimore?
335
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,990
We had plenty of calls.
336
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,429
There's blood in the water.
337
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,596
You've ever seen a dead guy?
338
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,711
I didn't think so.
339
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:21,356
Frank, forget about the car. We'll take
the rookie to see his first dead guy.
340
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,313
We investigate this Becker
shooting and find the bullet
341
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,512
was meant for Dollie
cos her aunt's got insurance on her,
342
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,551
and may have killed her husband's?
343
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,671
Forget about it.
344
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,554
She didn't even get a gravestone,
didn't wanna spend the money.
345
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,035
Do an autopsy, we know it's poison.
346
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,391
We think Miss Church
killed her husband for the insurance.
347
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,875
- The Reverend?
- Her husband.
348
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,356
- She's buried a few of them.
- She's a regular here.
349
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,153
Her last husband.
The Reverend Church.
350
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,350
Buried without a stone over him.
351
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,074
The woman throws around nickels
like manhole covers.
352
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,158
It's like very name in this place
is an old case of mine.
353
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,953
Do you know her niece? Dollie Whithers.
354
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,594
I saw her at the funeral,
her throat was cut.
355
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,950
Before that,
she had a bullet in her head.
356
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,150
She caught another bullet.
357
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,795
You'll need an atom bomb
to get her in here.
358
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,756
What's that?
That's the top.
359
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:24,158
That's the top of the box.
Pull that out, don't mess with it.
360
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:29,070
- That's a cheap casket.
- Styrofoam. Buried like a hamburger.
361
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,351
I could have put him
in stainless steal for $2,200.
362
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,677
- Find that for less than $6,000.
- Tell him to hurry up.
363
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,951
Hurry up! I could have put him
in solid cherry for $18,000.
364
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,231
Try and find that for less than $4,000.
365
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:48,595
He looks a little small, like a prune.
Doesn't he look heavier in the picture?
366
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,915
Nobody stays fat down there.
367
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:01,757
You don't know what it's like,
to lose a daughter is bad enough,
368
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,190
but not to know what happened...
369
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:12,317
Anything you forgot to mention to us?
Any names of friends, friends of friends?
370
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,032
We've been wracking our brains
since the day we saw you.
371
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,310
When was that? Three months ago?
372
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:24,629
Did you find a diary? A matchbook?
A piece of paper with a phone number?
373
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,832
I just can't believe anyone
would want to kill Jenny.
374
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,714
Honestly, I can't think of a stone
we've left unturned.
375
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,549
- We got the word out and everything.
- You got the word out?
376
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,559
That the police were looking
for someone with a black sports car,
377
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,229
maybe it has Jenny's
missing sandal in it.
378
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,954
Did I say something wrong?
379
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,958
If I killed your daughter
and heard the police were looking
380
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:53,596
for a black car, how long do you think
it would be before I ditched it?
381
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,029
We were just trying to help.
382
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,720
There's a principle at work here.
383
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:02,469
This is trying to find someone
who doesn't want to be found.
384
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,479
It's not like we'd heard from you,
or anything.
385
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,512
Grandma,
do you want to look at my picture?
386
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:15,839
Honey, the police are here.
Why don't you go and play?
387
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,077
Are they going to bring
my mummy back?
388
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,637
I like the way he's laying.
There's no sign of struggle.
389
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:31,312
There's no trauma, bullet holes,
knife wounds, bruises or contusions.
390
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,591
Robert Hempsted Burger, 65 years old.
391
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:40,113
He drives in once a week to sleep with
whatever he can get for $20.
392
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,198
At 65,
he gets the senior citizens discount.
393
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,956
The desk man found him.
You wanna talk to him?
394
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,071
- Yeah, in a sec, thanks.
- OK.
395
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,078
The blood under the nose
could just be from the decomp.
396
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,316
He could have been strangled.
397
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,432
There would be haemorrhaging
in the eyes from the strangulation.
398
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,198
Who's case is this?
399
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,278
He's a fat guy, he's 65.
It could just be a heart attack.
400
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,836
It's murder. Where are the lab techs?
We can pull prints off his glasses.
401
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:10,238
If somebody killed him,
they did a lousy job of robbing him.
402
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:15,275
- It's a murder.
- How come his wallet's still here?
403
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,551
How come his car isn't?
404
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,753
Frank, we're going
to look for Jerry Jempson. OK?
405
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,111
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, leave the rookie with me.
406
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,993
- Call in and get me a car?
- You bet.
407
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:33,511
You couldn't be
much worse than Feltham.
408
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:39,308
- What car was Mr Becker driving?
- A T-Bird. White.
409
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,635
- What year?
- A new one.
410
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,796
- See anybody with him?
- Just the boy.
411
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,150
- What boy?
- Johnny.
412
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,589
He went down
and lived in the country with him.
413
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,676
The same boy, since January.
414
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,275
Why don't we just arrest Mrs Church?
415
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,598
Because I want a confession and I'm not
bringing her in until I get what I need.
416
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,756
I want this to be over with.
417
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,316
If she's killed five husbands,
she's going to be tough to crack.
418
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,396
Impossible! She didn't kill five husbands.
419
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,432
- We'll have to dig up all five of them.
- Oh, mother!
420
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,279
It's like a traffic jam in here.
421
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,949
Why don't you look at the bright side?
422
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,913
We've got five dead husbands
and Becker.
423
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,953
Aunt Calpurnia is gonna
drive our class rate up to 60% .
424
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,310
- We'll be heroes.
- Don't talk like that.
425
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,749
You act like you've
never seen a dead body.
426
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,953
It's different. You flip them over,
take their picture, bring them here.
427
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:43,119
- It's not the same as digging is.
- It's their final repose.
428
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:47,313
- Disrupt that and it breaks...
- We have a problem.
429
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,557
- You dug up the wrong guy.
- How did they know?
430
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:56,357
Because they found a bracelet
that said Eugene Bonaparte.
431
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,471
That's how come they knew.
432
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,910
They did the autopsy
before they found the ID bracelet.
433
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,397
- You know what an autopsy is?
- I know. They dug him out like a canoe.
434
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,795
It is bad enough
when you do it on the right man.
435
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:13,277
- He ain't in the right place.
- Now you're getting somewhere!
436
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,473
What I mean is we're at the right place,
but he ain't where he's supposed to be.
437
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,591
OK, let me just ask you something.
438
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,393
If we go to where Eugene Bonaparte
is supposed to be,
439
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,715
you think we'll dig up the reverend?
440
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,912
- Maybe.
- Why? They died a month apart.
441
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,679
Maybe not.
442
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,633
You don't know where he is, do you?
443
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,228
The man is lost.
444
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,875
This man was entrusted to you
for his eternal rest.
445
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,468
- Eternal rest.
- He's a man of God.
446
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:48,869
Now he's out there somewhere,
under the mud, in a hole. He's lost.
447
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,833
We'll find you someone else.
How many do you need?
448
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,950
- I thought I put you with the new guy.
- Pembleton's with the new guy.
449
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,198
- Why can't I control my own men?
- It's better to be feared than loved.
450
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,949
I won't remind you again.
A tie is the dress code.
451
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,550
- You're not working Narcotics.
- Without a tie you get no respect.
452
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,353
You don't deserve to be respected.
453
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,155
Jerry Jempson has disappeared,
face it, the no-hitter is over.
454
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,555
Detective Howard, I'm Jerry Jempson.
455
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,992
You're not on anything, are you Jerry?
456
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,079
- No, ma'am. That's a stupid question.
- Stupid question?
457
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,997
- It will be, yeah.
- Clean as a whistle?
458
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,269
Yeah.
459
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,392
We had an appointment earlier.
Why didn't you show up?
460
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:36,669
I lost my appointment book.
461
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,554
Why was a dead body
found in your basement?
462
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,677
Is that what that smell was?
463
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,916
You remember
talking to me this morning?
464
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:50,079
Yes. You look better in person.
I was surprised when I saw you.
465
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,919
You've ever met Henry Biddle?
466
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,397
It rhymes with fiddle, ha? Biddle, yeah...
467
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:02,833
I think I... yeah,
well, it sounds Biddle... no.
468
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,951
I'm sorry... no. Biddle... no.
469
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:11,872
Well, can I think about that question,
because I'm not sure about it?
470
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,719
Biddle, Biddle, Biddle, Biddle...
471
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,999
No, no Biddle.
472
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,229
- You have a nephew named Rick?
- No.
473
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,351
- Ray?
- No.
474
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,710
Do you know anybody
named Rick or Ray?
475
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,876
- No.
- He drives a black 280Z?
476
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,797
- No.
- Know a girl called Jenny Goode?
477
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:43,909
Red head?
478
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,669
- Do I know a red head?
- Can you give me a knockwurst?
479
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,553
- You have to pay for it.
- He'll pay for mine too.
480
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,719
I'll confess, would that satisfy you?
I did it, OK? It's over, I confess.
481
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,798
I had a blackout and now
it comes back to me. I was driving.
482
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:02,914
I killed Jenny Goode, my tyres
hydroplaned over her. Case closed.
483
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,271
I did it. Cancel the knockwurst,
I'm going to the gas chamber.
484
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,597
You think we can get the death penalty?
485
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,757
It's a death penalty
when you smoke in the car.
486
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,633
You're not going to smoke
while we're eating?
487
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:21,436
- It's still got it's cover on.
- So you practice safe smoking?
488
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:30,152
Long blonde hair...
Anybody have long blond hair anymore?
489
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,840
You pulled the ident photos?
490
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,316
Yeah, I pulled the photos.
I'm pulling them now.
491
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,876
Detective Munch...
492
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,673
It's similarly long, I guess.
493
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,590
Good morning.
494
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,598
- Give me a quarter.
- Give you a quarter?
495
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:10,589
If I give you a quarter, will you
leave me alone about Jenny Goode?
496
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,918
It's with mixed emotions
that I report that you've acquired
497
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,759
the odour of a dedicated police.
498
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,598
- Thank you.
- Find anything?
499
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:24,748
One guy's got a black 280Z with
front end damage, but he has brown hair.
500
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:30,637
Another guy has long blond hair,
but he has a tan coloured Trans Am.
501
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,679
But there's one that keeps coming back.
This is from two weeks after the murder.
502
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,314
What is wrong with this photograph?
503
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,040
Black hair?
Blond eyebrows.
504
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:50,558
- Detective Munch, that is police work!
- His hair's dyed.
505
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:56,198
Why would a motorhead, two weeks
after the murder, dye his hair black?
506
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,271
- Let's go shake his tree.
- Absolutely.
507
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,472
Detective Munch.
508
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:11,269
- You ran her down, Jimmy.
- I was drinking. I don't remember.
509
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,790
Don't lie to me.
She was run over in that lot.
510
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,470
I thought I hit the kerb,
I thought I hit the kerb.
511
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,956
There's no kerb in that lot.
512
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,071
I was drinking.
513
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,954
You picked her up, paid for her drinks,
maybe smoked some dope.
514
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:33,358
Then you drove to the lot to have sex,
then she said she wanted to go home.
515
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,233
You struggled, she lost her sandal
when she got out of the car,
516
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,351
then you ran her down.
517
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,836
I don't remember.
I was drinking.
518
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,315
We found red hair in the undercarriage.
519
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,911
I was drinking. I was drinking.
520
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:55,434
I was drinking, I was drinking...
521
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,670
...I was drinking.
522
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,432
- Where's the Coroner?
- You're not supposed to say "Coroner".
523
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,152
You should say "Medical Examiner".
524
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,430
We're gonna have a conversation
about the Jenny Goode road kill,
525
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,596
which just happens to be a murder.
526
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,711
I may wake up everybody in this morgue.
527
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,276
You don't say "morgue", sir.
It's "medical examiner's office".
528
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,198
- Hey!
- What?
529
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,353
What's a lady like you
doing in a place like this?
530
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,995
Looking for Mr Right.
531
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,674
"To Lieutenant Giardello,
from Detective Steve Crosetti.
532
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:02,351
"Subject: Ethnic slurs/comments
made by Detective Meldrick Lewis."
533
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,914
- I told you you would regret that.
- You can't send that.
534
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,031
You give that to Gee,
that makes it official.
535
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,755
"It's something I've
never faced in this department."
536
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,472
That's not funny.
537
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:17,276
"On the above date Lewis
made verbal attacks on my ancestry."
538
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,233
- What did you say?
- I called him a salami-head.
539
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,238
"My parent's were from Italy
540
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:27,876
"and my father played
the homely trade of butcher,
541
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,911
"which made the salami-brain
remark particularly offensive."
542
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,759
- You need a hyphen with "salami-brain".
- You can't send that.
543
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,950
When did the Italians become Italians?
544
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:39,278
Gee is not going to notice the joke.
He's got no sense of humour.
545
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,234
- Who says it's a joke?
- We go from Roman to Italian. When?
546
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,830
One day it's "Friends, Romans,
Countrymen", the next, "O, eh".
547
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,748
"Being of negligible
ancestry..." I like that, nice touch.
548
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,873
They take that stuff seriously.
That's like sexual harassment.
549
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,150
- That's my next memo.
- For Christ's sake.
550
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,477
- You like "shame" or chagrin"?
- Chagrin.
551
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,955
You can't insult an ethnic group
worse than the truth.
552
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,799
- Lay off the Irish.
- The Irish.
553
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,435
A million people died in the Potato
Famine. Ireland is an Island.
554
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,233
An Island, by definition,
is surrounded by fish.
555
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,476
Millions died because
they didn't like fish.
556
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,036
Potatoes are nothing,
it's not even the main course.
557
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,196
Give me that thing. Give me it!
558
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,596
The memo goes here,
the memo goes in.
559
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,917
- How are you doing?
- Hey. Give me a Boh.
560
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:34,158
- A glass of milk.
- Make mine a Club Soda.
561
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,714
So, do you think
we're going to catch that kid?
562
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,637
- What kid?
- The Burger murder.
563
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,955
You think it was the kid
that he picked up in the park?
564
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,799
The cars on the teletype,
we'll catch the kid with the car.
565
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,913
Why do you think he'd be riding that car
when it would be the easiest way
566
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,076
to link him to the murder.
567
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,839
I dunno.
Because crime makes you stupid.
568
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,032
Can I quote you on that?
569
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,835
OK, listen. I know everyone thinks
I'm here because of the Mayor,
570
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,916
but I went to the Mayor because of this.
571
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,157
Two years on the lake because I knew
it would get me to homicide.
572
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:11,034
Look, kid, I've got nothing against
you, but I don't need a partner.
573
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,357
- I don't want it, I don't need it.
- Not "it", me.
574
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,199
OK. I don't want you.
575
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,797
What do you observe
about the suspect, Detective?
576
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:52,109
Approximately 5"10', 1/50.
He's got scratches on his left cheek...
577
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:55,312
No, no, no. The suspect is asleep.
578
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,034
He's been in the room for four hours.
579
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:03,154
Rule number 4: A guilty man left
in the box alone, falls asleep.
580
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,436
Are there any other rules?
581
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:12,953
Yeah, uncooperative, too cooperative,
talks too much, talks too little,
582
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:17,995
blinks, stares, gets his story straight,
messes his story up.
583
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,430
There are no other rules -
it's an expression.
584
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,030
Yeah, I'm hip. So are you
going to interrogate him?
585
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,151
Interrogate him?
586
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,238
Yeah, I'm just saying that,
not a partner thing,
587
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,954
but when you interrogate him
I'd like to sit in.
588
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,277
Then what you'll witness
will not be an interrogation,
589
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,391
but an act of salesmanship.
590
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:42,718
As silver-tongue and thieving,
as ever moved used cars,
591
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:48,597
Florida swampland, or Bibles. But what
I am selling... is a long prison term
592
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:52,315
to a client who has
no genuine use for the product.
593
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,474
So that's a "yes".
594
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,634
Jonathan, my man!
595
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,991
We've got some
serious business to sort out.
596
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:15,511
- Can I have a cigarette?
- Give my friend a cigarette.
597
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,235
This is Detective Bayliss.
He lives up on Eager Street.
598
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,430
Right next to the gas chamber.
599
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,231
Have you got any Kools?
600
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,954
Before we get started,
let's get through this paperwork.
601
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,993
- Do you want to read that?
- I... I didn't do nothing.
602
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,351
Just read it out loud
so that I know you're reading it.
603
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,756
"You have the absolute right
to remain silent."
604
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,429
OK. Just put your initial
right next to that one.
605
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,675
"You have the right to talk with a lawyer
at any time, before any questioning,
606
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,030
"or before answering any questions."
607
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,869
OK, you understand all that.
Just make your initial next to that one.
608
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,159
This is out of ink.
609
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:24,037
- What if I want a lawyer?
- 'That's your constitutional right.
610
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,276
'You get up here
and call that lawyer.
611
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:31,110
- 'It looks like first-degree murder.'
- Get him, Frank. We need this one.
612
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,914
I...
613
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,759
You want a lawyer.
I'll get you one.
614
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,474
I walk out, the next face you'll see
is the State's Attorney
615
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,795
a three-piece suit with a licence to kill.
616
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,992
Listen, all I did was steal the car.
617
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:48,556
You guys want to arrest me,
arrest me. I never met this guy.
618
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,911
So why do you think we're here?
619
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,837
Huh?
620
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,509
The reason I'm here is to make sure
that you've got nothing to say,
621
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,995
before I write it all down.
622
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,632
You take a look around.
623
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,877
Go ahead, you take a good look.
624
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,315
This room is like a wall.
625
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:16,595
And at the top of that wall
is a small open window - a way out.
626
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,314
I am that window.
627
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,557
So what happened, huh?
What was it?
628
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:28,879
I'll tell you what it was. He got a seizure,
you got scared, and you ran out.
629
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,309
That's what it was.
You're wasting my time.
630
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,750
Yeah, he had a seizure.
631
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,558
So now you're talking.
OK, here's your rights form.
632
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,796
Go ahead, read that.
633
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,716
I am willing to answer
questions and don't want an attorney.
634
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:49,834
My decision to answer questions without
an attorney is voluntary on my part.
635
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,520
OK, go ahead and sign this.
636
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:07,480
So, you went to Westpoint Motel
with Burger?
637
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,670
Yeah, I was there.
638
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,877
- You were there when he died?
- He had the seizure.
639
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,797
A-ha.
640
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,879
He says that he was there,
641
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,118
alone in the hotel room with Burger...
642
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:31,315
...at the time of death.
643
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,673
He started shaking,
flapping his arms...
644
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,475
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny...
645
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:45,434
Burger was strangled, huh?
646
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,675
The autopsy report proves it.
647
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:55,079
You did a man's crime, son.
Now act like a man.
648
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:02,512
You strangled him. Go ahead and say it.
649
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,955
Say it, son.
650
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,917
Yeah, I strangled him.
651
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,471
OK.
652
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,914
It's gonna be all right.
653
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:23,632
I saw what you did in there.
That kid wanted a lawyer.
654
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,637
- Did he say it?
- Yeah.
655
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,672
I never heard him say,
"I want a lawyer."
656
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,109
- That was very clear.
- Well, that's the law.
657
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,800
The law says
that you give the man a chance.
658
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,992
- He had his chance.
- You tricked him into waiving his rights.
659
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,591
You tricked him. When does the autopsy
report prove that burger was strangled?
660
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,871
- You think he killed him?
- Yeah. That's not the point.
661
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,037
At trial, the lawyer will have him
on the stand saying,
662
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,630
"He changed his mind about the sex."
There's not a member of that jury
663
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,309
who won't think that Burger was a
dirty old man who got what was coming.
664
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,749
The State's attorney
will bargain it down to five years,
665
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:01,555
the kid will do a third of that,
and you think he didn't have a chance.
666
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,433
What would an innocent man
do with the same chance?
667
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:08,109
Is that a line
from your textbook, rookie?
668
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,470
Stay out of my face.
669
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:22,277
It's getting to me.
I wake up and checking my body
670
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,391
to see if there's a chalk outline.
671
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,830
You should see what we
went through at the cemetery today.
672
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,191
I could retire on half pension
and go into the dry wall business.
673
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,790
You retire? It's like saying
you'll be a ballerina. It ain't possible.
674
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,071
Last year, we had 325 cases
and solved three quarters.
675
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,272
This year we'll have 350 solved,
another three quarters.
676
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:45,188
You mow the lawn, the next week
you've gotta mow it again.
677
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,596
It's homicide. The one thing
this country is still good at.
678
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:54,511
Dry wall. You put up a dry wall and
you have a sense of accomplishment.
679
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,359
Let me tell you about a business.
680
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,950
The diaper business, that's a business.
681
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,719
- Diapers. Like diapers?
- Yeah.
682
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,389
Adult diapers. More adults
wear diapers than kids.
683
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,432
- That's a fact. Disposable diapers.
- No kidding.
684
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:14,838
Let me tell you how I got the idea.
Think mail order, right?
685
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,873
A discreet package, delivered direct.
Just the three of us, you can't loose.
686
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,468
This could be it.
This could be our ticket out.
687
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:25,036
Mail-order disposable diapers?
That's some sort of career?
688
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,118
Would you rather
bust your butt for a buck?
689
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:32,791
If you were a Supreme Court Justice
in the supermarket with diapers,
690
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,990
can you imagine the embarrassment?
691
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:39,033
What embarrassment? Madonna is
wearing diapers in that new photo book.
692
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,550
If that catches on
it could be the end of it.
693
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,791
Look at this.
694
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:50,869
That's what I've become. I'm just
an easy mark. I'm a fat old white man,
695
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,309
That's all I am, and this guy's trying...
696
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:57,877
I'll take care of this new-age mugger.
Neither rain nor snow, nor sleet...
697
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,753
Mike, if you kill him, he's mine.
698
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,755
We're police. Go rob somebody else.
699
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:27,439
You want it? Are you ready? Take it.
700
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,238
Detective Bayliss.
701
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,040
- Sir...
- Stand back, please.
702
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,749
Homicide.
61278
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