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I think I got him
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mission accomplished now I can go home
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to my real job
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oh no three more I add me
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I told the team I wouldn't be any good
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at this now I may never see home again
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I don't think I can outrun them
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if I don't fight back I'll be destroyed
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wait there's no different than a video
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game
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don't be scared come on - that's it wow
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I'm better than I thought my move must
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be radical du rad for them now the chief
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scientist will let me come back home and
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have my old job back oh I hope I hope I
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hope I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope
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I hope I hope I hope
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oh really very well you sent out a lot
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of applications and we've gotten some
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really good responses but you know I got
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a run I'd like to talk to you a little
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bit about Joseph I know who's been a bit
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distracted has anything there's
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something I'm not worried about him he's
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gonna be fine
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Oh dr. Jefferson I have got to go yes I
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I know all that it's just that lately
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Joseph has not been applying him all
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right you little flea infested varmints
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America's Funniest Home Video take five
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don't forget
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first prize and thousand dollars ready
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roll camera I have to dad yes roll
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camera you don't thank me when we win
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take five
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roll camera ready and action
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in a couple sir may I return home now -
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you slept turn up the volume on the
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control panel
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sorry I keep saying it sir well I not
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only captured one I kept it for hips for
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your save it's easy program
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may I come on so what's your sentence he
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said Bartlett lever system capturing bog
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ships instead of all night mm not really
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shifted I'm the only one who cleans the
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cages I'm in charge of it just me nobody
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else I do it all and I love like oh are
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so used to me I know them all by their
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first name Oh busy simpleton Orion
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brother classics - as a gift for being
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so successful on your first assignment
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here some of those I showed you that
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video game crystals you kids are so
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crazy fun
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oh my god could it be oh boy a video
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game simulation crystal open warrior
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Edition how did you get this I can't
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wait to get home and play oh thank you
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so much excited sir
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I really appreciate it don't mention it
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absorption to believe oh boy it's the
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ultimate ultimate oaken warrior galactic
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battle game in crystalline please can I
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go oh now sir your voice is - to tell
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you the truth some of the boys and I
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have been making bets that you would
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fail this mission miserably and be out
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of our hair for good but who knew you'd
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be so successful that you'd make fools
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of all of us oh no you're nervous I'm
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the Big Shot completing missions I've
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got another assignment for you sir my
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department must be falling apart without
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me I've gotta get back boy am I talking
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to myself here - your job is cool if you
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don't complete this mission you
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understand
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understood okay - spice things first
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they're gonna need a specific breathing
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patty-cake after deliberation we've come
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to the conclusion that this is the
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people v1 first Marshall hello a genius
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but the people they don't even give him
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a second look his wife is dead she's
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smart she's pretty and I and the both of
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them they're in tip-top shape and
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neither of them smoked said turn side
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Gamble's and I such beautiful children
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such good kids - you know this is a big
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big deal I understand my mission but I
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know nothing of this planet or its
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people cold medicine crystals we
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recorded from the Earth's late-night TV
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transmissions study them well oh great
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I've heard about the late-night CD this
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might not be so bad after all between
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these transmissions and my new book in
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video a Brazil I could have plenty to
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eat me occupied on the waiter - about
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the video games already and concerts I
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can't study of the info Chris but I
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should do some studying dancin plain and
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maybe a little more study and
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everything's under control I'll do it no
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brother you can count on me sir
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shall we try this again America's
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Funniest Home Videos take 23 roll camera
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ready passion then issued an no Sydney
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do what that says
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this is just great marshal I work two
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jobs and I come home to this oh no I
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ain't going through wormholes well here
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goes nothing I owe over right away and
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what did that super guy say on another
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TV program oh yeah and away
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ah just like the states don't they've
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seen an old wagons West boy I hear
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anything coming quite a fan of those
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late-night earth transmissions okay
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let's see where are we
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ah Houston this is - we have a problem
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Nintendo no Nintendo
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no that's a Nintendo Oh Joey
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what happened intend Oh No
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okay breath with this go ahead
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daddy daddy what is it honey don't let
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me play Nintendo well you don't want to
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play those old video games anyway yes I
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do now what's the rules remember the
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rules no video games until we start
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school I'm gonna play Nintendo I tell
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you what why don't you barn should take
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mr. blue yeah I think mr. blue upstairs
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give him a bath where daddy finishes
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here I don't want to take you for a
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happy meal Yeah right yeah right go
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ahead now god
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action genre this transmission looks
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interesting mmm delivers lots of action
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and hot babes pure acoustic I didn't
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circus
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start your fire these earth people must
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be starved for action if this
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transmission represents the kind of
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violence indicative to this society I'm
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gonna need my resize it run right by my
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side at all times never leave home
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without it
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It's Showtime seven down six To Go
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ladies and gentlemen hold on here
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you're about to witness history in the
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making it looks as a rapid Louise
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Thompson is about to successfully
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deliver 13 pizzas in 30 minutes
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previous record of 11 held by crash
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Nygaard is about to fall
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perfect disguise eating food transport
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boy well it's not a gun but it'll do
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Pizza Marshall did you hear back from
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any of those jobs you sent your resume
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to no well what are we gonna do well
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think of something thinking doesn't pay
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the bills Joey Joey I need to talk to
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you Joey what is it with the men in this
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family men
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Hiep skipper here to see you
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sender in Edna hello Larry
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penny you owe me Larry
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just not sold on the idea penny dr.
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Jefferson's research is very hush-hush
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getting the story could be dangerous and
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it would be safer but we're covered by
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oh man listen Larry this is my story
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I've researches god I know everything
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about him who he works with who he talks
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to everything about their common over
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where they live you know I'd get more
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out of this Poindexter than those hacks
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Dobbs and Thompson yeah but the cops are
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the more seniority than you know Larry
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come on besides who runs this rag huh
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you are those jin-seok poker playing
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pals of yours I do I think okay and
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gonna have the story Larry can I uh yeah
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thanks guys
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those Romans couldn't focus long enough
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to write a menu yeah I just won't
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condition their penny sure anything Edna
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yeah turn that idiot cousin of mine in
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here on the double
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sorry it took so long I was on
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assignment excuse me sesame the suburbs
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this must be it
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now the sooner I get done with this
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mission the sooner I can go back home to
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my real job at the lab according to the
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numbers on these dwellings this is the
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teller family residence I can't just
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leave my ship sitting here I'll hide it
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in this large tree it's up to me I'll
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show you sir Joey Joey come here oh yeah
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huh huh
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sorry come on come on I want to show you
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something look at this look I see this
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exhaust intake valve yeah it's all the
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smallest units in this engine but
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because the material that it was
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constructed of it couldn't withstand the
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elements of the heat and cold caused the
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whole system to shut down all of it you
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know I'm getting that here
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yeah unit the smallest part of the
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engines malfunctioning the lines it's
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worthless sort of which is sometimes
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it's necessary to separate yourself on
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the specific problem take a look at it
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above and below lay back and picture an
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overall view and to solve that problem
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you need to proceed in a logical
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sequence step-by-step ultimately
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ultimately arriving at the proper
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solution that's good good good stuff oh
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yeah it's cool hey can I ask you
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something that go ahead
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isn't that the zero emissions idea that
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saw through crafting and got you laid
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off that is it why are you working on
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something that doesn't work sunny it's
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it's always worked
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and why'd you get fired
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it saves money
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I don't understand or you will someday
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I'll be up Mary whoops my disguise pizza
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guy
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oh I we were two pizzas ma'am huh come
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in uh I'll get some cash
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it's a girl
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well yes how much good
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Martinelli and white successfully eat
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sighs now I'll just grab them get back
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to my ship and I'll be back home in no
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time and now come to - your little
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specimen you come to - oh no he's coming
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from I'm excited I'm silly mommy the
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Nintendo yeah
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come on sweetheart give mommy the
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Nintendo yeah do what he says yeah come
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on Cindy give mommy the Nintendo now oh
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come on Cindy gift mommy the Nintendo no
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do his mommy says oh no that wasn't part
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of the plan please don't hurt my family
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oh I would never harm anyone who are you
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Oh nobody special just - just - yeah yes
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- nothing else just - I mean like cher
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Madonna
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thing worry fun I'm proud to say I'm
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anion I know you're annoying but where
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are you from from the planet Noah near
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the fourteenth quadrant is City the
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protocol you know just down from the
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Andromeda after tour iam huh what never
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mind that we have to get my resize ekron
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back from your daughter before she
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causes any more damage
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[Music]
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you better not be playing with my my
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Nintendo I win
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Cindy you what are you talking about
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I won Nintendo let me see that intend Oh
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Cindy no um I'll give it right back okay
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oh yeah you promise I promise okay let
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me see there
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[Music]
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mati
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no no no Monty no no no no
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[Music]
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[Music]
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watching your big trouble
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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yeah but the cars downstairs okay
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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Jr what I'm warning you if you screw
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this up like you did the last time I'll
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kill you don't worry this time I
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remember to put film in the camera
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sure this is lamp I think it easy it
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easy
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you know if these men looks at that tiny
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who am I supposed to get a picture look
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was an Aleutian indeed Oh
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so this Indian then look built robots
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one molecule at a time it's quite a
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craft Oh who's Mobius Oh Jefferson the
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scientist who stole the secret research
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a nano robots building them one molecule
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at a time for that do an expose on him
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win an award
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remember Jacuzzi for you force for me so
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it's Mobius what happened to nan look
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nobody cares about the American Indian
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anymore dad what oh now what
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thinking I think think think think think
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think think Sydney where did you get
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this thing on the pizza guy it's a guy
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stuck all right Cindy I'll show you
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I told you turn up stone I saw shoes
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mommy sized then she got like smaller
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and smaller it's smaller and smaller
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okay where is now that they're down here
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so where is she now
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somewhere else
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[Music]
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Joey so needs to bug ya Oh mommy
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Nintendo
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[Music]
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I told him you wouldn't happen to know
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where dad is with you can go city where
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you're gonna the heist touch doctor
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catch yeah we're gonna need some help so
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after the second grade I joined the
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circus with my uncle Vito you see my
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body was really really party but my head
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my head was huge I mean it was enormous
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it was about today the truth that looked
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like a giant lollipop I mean I spoke
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down over what there was it's Elvis oh
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yeah hey you think ghosts can make noise
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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nobody's home he's here so easy
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[Applause]
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it is a late night visitor that's
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tapping at my chamber door there's only
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this anymore nobody's home notice huh
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let's go wait
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[Music]
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good heavens it's not even quite late
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afternoon yet well it can't be the Raven
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yeah see I see what come in come in
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Jefferson at your service
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now to whom do I owe the pleasure of
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this visit it's about my mom and dad is
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your parents how are they top-notch
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people you know well I beg your pardon
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aha well sir it's kind of weird I think
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it might have something to do with this
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I see where did you get this it's 1910
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down Cindy found it she thinks it's some
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kind of Nintendo game it is my name is
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small
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curious there appears to be some kind of
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a fingerprint on the surface of this
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object and yet most assuredly it's not
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human what there's no apparent reaction
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oh my god I'd figure out families I need
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you I've never quite seen anything like
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it
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what do you hypothetically you see um
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given the crude preliminary tests that
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I've done from all appearances this
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would be pure silicon and yet there's
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nothing of this construction in existent
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by it not on this planet
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you mean my thing
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no you idiot nano and aliens in one day
401
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my esteemed colleagues were about to be
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made I love you
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there I said it so relieved oh I didn't
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mean it
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well children should we take a nice
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excursion to you yeah hey what's that
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stuff you just put in your pocket mm-hmm
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sometimes my young friend curiosity in
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danger hand in hand let's just say for
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now that it would be most unfortunate
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what I have in my pocket should end up
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with someone else's pocket yeah
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[Music]
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Jr can you get it up yes I can
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hon oh sure
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you're gonna break in breaking it it's
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already open now give me a booth give me
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a boost this must work by motion
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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so you're annoying if name I sure am and
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what do you want with us my mission is
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to transport you to the species study
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sanctuary back home on the planet Noah
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why to ensure the survival of a violent
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life-form for a future study what if we
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don't want to go you cannot refuse this
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is for the greater good of the universe
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besides it's much nicer there than here
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[Music]
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I couldn't kill that even if I had a
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flyswatter uh what a flyswatter
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isn't that a barbaric instrument of
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death that squatches as I thought of
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innocent flying victims whose only crime
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was being born
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it is a hairy disgusting disease or it
439
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an insect it breeds millions of times
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but don't you realize that all light is
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breakfast Deborah Heller maybe some is
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just more precious than others hey
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sister you've got a lot to learn about
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the balance of the universe
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Jacob we're in the money here I want you
446
00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:07,230
to get a picture of everything okay the
447
00:34:07,230 --> 00:34:09,480
goggles all the equipment the candles
448
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the tubes the jars the microscope get it
449
00:34:13,139 --> 00:34:15,960
all okay don't mess up have to wash my
450
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,250
hands I feel so dirty
451
00:34:22,139 --> 00:34:33,040
hello cutbacks everywhere okay baby here
452
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:33,820
we go now
453
00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:36,699
what goodnight got your big dream there
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00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:38,969
you go you're a beauty get the goggles
455
00:34:38,969 --> 00:34:42,460
gotcha Luke feels good don't look at the
456
00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:44,949
clock and cut the gloves baby alright
457
00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:46,960
Flicka can you flick it for me here you
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go laughing and leave it you try that
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[Music]
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[Music]
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00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:20,000
well you're good with Nintendo
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00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:25,880
Thanks I'm worried about mom and dad yes
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you're quite right come let's go let's
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go
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[Music]
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00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,140
and after third grade I was sent to live
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with a family of migrant farm workers
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Wow that was terrific
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00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:47,760
Hey
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okay you got to get pictures of us all
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00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:57,690
right okay what is that smell I don't
472
00:35:57,690 --> 00:36:00,720
know all right I'm just gonna try to
473
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:07,980
figure out how to get in oh no I believe
474
00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:10,220
someone's trying to break into my safe
475
00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:12,180
we better call the police
476
00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:16,460
there's no time for that now sir I knew
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00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:22,730
be trapped
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00:36:35,990 --> 00:36:39,410
[Music]
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00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:56,249
just let us go take your equipment and
480
00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:57,749
go back to Moya
481
00:36:57,749 --> 00:37:02,069
no yeah hello the video transmissions
482
00:37:02,069 --> 00:37:03,660
from your planet although entertaining
483
00:37:03,660 --> 00:37:05,220
and lots of fun point to the eventual
484
00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:07,019
destruction of your entire race haven't
485
00:37:07,019 --> 00:37:09,180
you ever seen The Dukes of Hazzard don't
486
00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:11,329
you ever watch late-night video programs
487
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video
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you mean television of course the Vicki
489
00:37:16,259 --> 00:37:17,999
won't chronological representation of
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00:37:17,999 --> 00:37:20,039
your society and its heroes you know
491
00:37:20,039 --> 00:37:23,160
Dirty Harry Rambo Superman The Lone
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00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:23,759
Ranger
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00:37:23,759 --> 00:37:27,210
lessee GI Joe double-oh-seven Rhonda
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00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:30,210
Shear it's not reality but spark what is
495
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reality this is an unpredictable planet
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just about anything could happen here so
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00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:38,489
you want to take us to this sanctuary
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you know it sister and we will be
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traveling to a better place a better
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place is where you go when you die we
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00:37:46,559 --> 00:37:49,349
prefer to stay here unacceptable now we
502
00:37:49,349 --> 00:37:50,940
need to enter your television Woodhill
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acted my silicon power base so I can
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complete my mission 4709 walnut life
505
00:37:57,329 --> 00:38:00,420
force 709 because you [ __ ]
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00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:02,009
that's where those two little lawn Apes
507
00:38:02,009 --> 00:38:03,269
that were yakking with the professor
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00:38:03,269 --> 00:38:07,619
live no you probably maybe saved my life
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00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,359
back there
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00:38:08,359 --> 00:38:11,130
does my closeness make you feel
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uncomfortable
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00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:15,150
yes and all I did was get out of a room
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00:38:15,150 --> 00:38:16,200
that was telling me it was going to
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explode and you jumped in fire me to
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save your own butt now you've saved my
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life and in some parts of the world that
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00:38:22,319 --> 00:38:26,069
would mean that I'd be obligated to you
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00:38:26,069 --> 00:38:29,910
for life make sure there's film in that
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00:38:29,910 --> 00:38:35,519
camera take some pictures and okay but I
520
00:38:35,519 --> 00:38:37,410
was just wondering do you think in a
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gentle hard-working simple life kind of
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guy
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like myself could ever like stand a
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chance with a beautiful sharp voluptuous
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yes
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[Music]
527
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:06,319
gyah hair smells terrific okay I
528
00:39:06,319 --> 00:39:08,869
understand what was that number again
529
00:39:08,869 --> 00:39:11,480
all right Cindy dare you tell me once
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00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,280
again exactly where you think you
531
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:19,430
Nintendo Germany right here hmm
532
00:39:19,430 --> 00:39:22,609
hey wait yes dad's worth table is
533
00:39:22,609 --> 00:39:28,359
missing it was right over there hmm
534
00:39:28,359 --> 00:39:33,349
perhaps whoever this belongs to possibly
535
00:39:33,349 --> 00:39:35,780
not only Shrunk the work table but your
536
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:37,250
father along with it come let's have a
537
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,460
look
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00:39:47,369 --> 00:39:50,970
it was right here
539
00:39:56,260 --> 00:40:07,190
[Music]
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00:40:07,710 --> 00:40:11,970
hello did you hear something
541
00:40:11,970 --> 00:40:15,390
[Music]
542
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:42,550
hey Dad hey professor look mister we're
543
00:40:42,550 --> 00:40:46,230
just doing some tests I know he looks at
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00:40:51,730 --> 00:40:53,910
[Music]
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00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:55,510
my own strength
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00:40:55,510 --> 00:40:56,800
it was here a second ago I don't know
547
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,120
where we look come on
548
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[Music]
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00:41:04,989 --> 00:41:08,089
professor what are you doing here you
550
00:41:08,089 --> 00:41:09,529
may have noticed we have a very serious
551
00:41:09,529 --> 00:41:11,150
problem here my family's in big trouble
552
00:41:11,150 --> 00:41:13,279
I'm not quite sure how to get them to
553
00:41:13,279 --> 00:41:16,099
safety yes I agree we've got quite a
554
00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:19,729
problem however young Joseph is a very
555
00:41:19,729 --> 00:41:22,190
resourceful young man and moreover he
556
00:41:22,190 --> 00:41:24,079
does have control of the size altering
557
00:41:24,079 --> 00:41:27,259
device we have to do something well
558
00:41:27,259 --> 00:41:29,589
perhaps we should conceal ourselves
559
00:41:29,589 --> 00:41:31,759
that's wrong they may be bad with no
560
00:41:31,759 --> 00:41:34,039
idea what their intentions are I have an
561
00:41:34,039 --> 00:41:36,589
idea why don't we go to my workbench all
562
00:41:36,589 --> 00:41:39,319
right give me theories on the shrinking
563
00:41:39,319 --> 00:41:41,029
process this is a matter of fact quite a
564
00:41:41,029 --> 00:41:43,299
few
565
00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:50,640
[Music]
566
00:41:55,259 --> 00:41:57,450
young man we are official government
567
00:41:57,450 --> 00:41:59,220
ages and I'm right I suggest that you
568
00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:01,019
turn that thing open to us right now
569
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:06,210
Yeah right hey what's that behind you
570
00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:09,660
hatch you are so lazy I'm not aren't you
571
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:11,940
hey I'm working here do you mind
572
00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:15,140
look over there
573
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,460
[Applause]
574
00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:20,519
[Music]
575
00:42:21,030 --> 00:42:23,120
[Applause]
576
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,310
[Music]
577
00:42:32,210 --> 00:42:35,429
[Music]
578
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:51,449
[Music]
579
00:42:55,850 --> 00:43:02,139
[Music]
580
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:19,849
no you give me my sister first you first
581
00:43:19,849 --> 00:43:24,140
you first you first shake time okay on
582
00:43:24,140 --> 00:43:29,950
the count of three one two
583
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:42,030
design engineer hey that's right hot
584
00:43:42,030 --> 00:43:45,840
motive and you are nanotechnology
585
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:53,580
correct correct molecular robotics wait
586
00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:55,290
a minute I need to get something out of
587
00:43:55,290 --> 00:43:58,050
the pocket of my lab coat yes
588
00:43:58,050 --> 00:44:03,120
oh my Joey you know it's like dad said I
589
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,530
just took their size advantage and
590
00:44:04,530 --> 00:44:10,200
minute my advantage huh well yeah I
591
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:14,280
guess I'm strong um anyways soon thanks
592
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:14,820
for your help
593
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,850
you did good Joey I'm tired cos keeping
594
00:44:17,850 --> 00:44:22,280
your bed well I guess
595
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:27,340
[Music]
596
00:44:29,570 --> 00:44:32,990
Joey I want Barney I'm gonna look for
597
00:44:32,990 --> 00:44:35,770
mommy right now
598
00:44:37,970 --> 00:44:44,700
[Music]
599
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:46,800
you know what I can't quite understand
600
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,780
is why you will let go of the engine and
601
00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:51,780
her person except I gave eight years of
602
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:53,580
painstaking trial and error to perfect
603
00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:55,200
it for which I was promptly fired
604
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,030
everything was fine as long as it was
605
00:44:57,030 --> 00:44:58,800
sucking up grants and tax loopholes for
606
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,750
the corporation and god forbid if it
607
00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:02,130
should really work who would want an
608
00:45:02,130 --> 00:45:04,020
engine that burns 400 miles to the
609
00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:06,660
gallon and never breaks down of course
610
00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:08,940
you're convinced it worked oh I am
611
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,500
absolutely positive I've done extensive
612
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,000
testing and I have not stopped my
613
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,830
research since they fired me I'm just
614
00:45:13,830 --> 00:45:15,180
looking for a system of production
615
00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:17,730
that's all all right listen we're here
616
00:45:17,730 --> 00:45:19,710
let me give you a boost and God forbid
617
00:45:19,710 --> 00:45:27,080
don't look down upsy-daisy
618
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:32,130
watch your step mmm what an aroma hmm
619
00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:37,710
what a smell impure that they will do
620
00:45:37,710 --> 00:45:40,890
what silicon chips I love the smell of
621
00:45:40,890 --> 00:45:42,240
them in the morning they remind me of
622
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:45,990
home really and I bet you miss it - yeah
623
00:45:45,990 --> 00:45:49,200
so I tell you what let's find my son
624
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,990
well I'll fix us and then I'll go back
625
00:45:51,990 --> 00:45:53,760
to my two jobs and you can go back to
626
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,980
your planet where I am sure they miss
627
00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:59,010
you a whole lot oh you don't understand
628
00:45:59,010 --> 00:46:00,960
I can't do that oh no no no no why
629
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,550
because the chief scientist will be
630
00:46:02,550 --> 00:46:04,650
extremely upset and I'll lose my job at
631
00:46:04,650 --> 00:46:06,950
the lab
632
00:46:09,550 --> 00:46:10,790
[Music]
633
00:46:10,790 --> 00:46:13,600
careful
634
00:46:14,590 --> 00:46:25,770
[Music]
635
00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:35,710
my shoes I see the Royal it's right here
636
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:38,380
easy easy
637
00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:44,380
[Music]
638
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,690
watch out here it comes
639
00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:53,119
how about a bunch of virtual-reality
640
00:46:53,119 --> 00:46:55,489
wasps from revenge of the one way to
641
00:46:55,489 --> 00:46:59,200
help me get my recited Rhonda
642
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,329
[Music]
643
00:47:05,329 --> 00:47:08,619
no weapon
644
00:47:11,849 --> 00:47:15,150
it's good
645
00:47:18,110 --> 00:47:20,030
real good
646
00:47:20,030 --> 00:47:23,199
[Music]
647
00:47:27,410 --> 00:47:35,470
I can't heat this up
648
00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:42,829
your son is a worthy opponent more
649
00:47:42,829 --> 00:47:45,440
powerful than a Jedi Knight and I think
650
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:55,460
I'm stuck up there it all is luckily
651
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:57,519
robotics with artificial intelligence
652
00:47:57,519 --> 00:48:12,430
never seen this stuff before no good
653
00:48:12,430 --> 00:48:16,069
everything seems to be intact there's no
654
00:48:16,069 --> 00:48:19,849
particular damage that I can detect come
655
00:48:19,849 --> 00:48:24,829
have a look yes oh my that's very
656
00:48:24,829 --> 00:48:27,259
impressive very shiny very mobile help
657
00:48:27,259 --> 00:48:29,839
asking me move well as fast as your eye
658
00:48:29,839 --> 00:48:31,549
can see if that's what you program them
659
00:48:31,549 --> 00:48:34,309
for however these are programmed to eat
660
00:48:34,309 --> 00:48:37,099
lutonium we see I wanted to attack all
661
00:48:37,099 --> 00:48:38,779
the toxic waste dumps in the world
662
00:48:38,779 --> 00:48:42,079
hoping to clean up the entire mess can
663
00:48:42,079 --> 00:48:44,150
they be programmed to eat anything yes
664
00:48:44,150 --> 00:48:46,849
you simply incubate another batch of
665
00:48:46,849 --> 00:48:48,680
it's in the substance that you want them
666
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,890
to eat now these can consume their
667
00:48:51,890 --> 00:48:54,619
entire weight a million times over every
668
00:48:54,619 --> 00:48:57,589
nanosecond and reproduce a nano just
669
00:48:57,589 --> 00:48:59,900
like themselves of course you got a
670
00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:02,329
building a stop sequence otherwise
671
00:49:02,329 --> 00:49:04,609
you're likely to eat up all of that
672
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:07,210
particular substance in the entire world
673
00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:09,920
anyway there you have it the crowning
674
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,529
achievement to my entire life what a
675
00:49:12,529 --> 00:49:14,150
boon for mankind I mean they are
676
00:49:14,150 --> 00:49:17,660
absolutely beautiful well not exactly
677
00:49:17,660 --> 00:49:20,779
you see form follows function and
678
00:49:20,779 --> 00:49:22,460
without function that can be no beauty
679
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:25,670
so what's the problem I believe it has
680
00:49:25,670 --> 00:49:29,539
to do with resistance you see I need an
681
00:49:29,539 --> 00:49:32,720
element that will allow a very tiny
682
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,759
current to go along its own path without
683
00:49:34,759 --> 00:49:38,539
impeding the path of electrons orbiting
684
00:49:38,539 --> 00:49:42,259
the molecules and the impulse be
685
00:49:42,259 --> 00:49:43,430
amplified
686
00:49:43,430 --> 00:49:48,740
I don't know it's feasible yes I think
687
00:49:48,740 --> 00:49:50,059
it's possible well yeah
688
00:49:50,059 --> 00:49:52,010
it's possible if it can be amplified
689
00:49:52,010 --> 00:49:54,109
they could be stroke you seen the
690
00:49:54,109 --> 00:49:56,329
modulator for my engine you could sync
691
00:49:56,329 --> 00:49:58,250
it to any impulse you choose this will
692
00:49:58,250 --> 00:50:01,520
allow the electron to arrive at an open
693
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,829
electronic gate which will close up your
694
00:50:03,829 --> 00:50:07,549
path through it thank you I do believe
695
00:50:07,549 --> 00:50:09,470
you've given new life to my near once
696
00:50:09,470 --> 00:50:12,049
dead creation well that's not the real
697
00:50:12,049 --> 00:50:15,160
question what is that damn alien made of
698
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,930
silicon I believe at least that's what I
699
00:50:17,930 --> 00:50:20,119
detected from the fingerprint I took off
700
00:50:20,119 --> 00:50:23,450
the size altering device you know what
701
00:50:23,450 --> 00:50:26,690
I'm afraid of is that device is capable
702
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:30,140
of doing much much more I'm gonna have
703
00:50:30,140 --> 00:50:32,539
to program it to eat silicon as fast as
704
00:50:32,539 --> 00:50:35,059
possible exactly I hope that we're not
705
00:50:35,059 --> 00:50:37,339
too late in doing it it worked
706
00:50:37,339 --> 00:50:57,380
absolutely futile wasted breath he can't
707
00:50:57,380 --> 00:50:59,920
hear you
708
00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:13,510
[Music]
709
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:19,430
what was that that was a right cross not
710
00:51:19,430 --> 00:51:26,420
quite as effective as an uppercut what
711
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:29,170
is the meaning of this primitive Albert
712
00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:31,490
you'll put a label on it and that makes
713
00:51:31,490 --> 00:51:32,990
it okay Nate you mean you never get
714
00:51:32,990 --> 00:51:34,910
angry on your planet our planet is
715
00:51:34,910 --> 00:51:36,890
civilized unlike yours
716
00:51:36,890 --> 00:51:40,100
oh that tears it put up your dukes dukes
717
00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:44,360
you mean the Dukes of Hazzard it is
718
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,340
totally unacceptable acceptable
719
00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:49,010
I got your unacceptable right here buddy
720
00:51:49,010 --> 00:51:51,230
get with the program but all forms of
721
00:51:51,230 --> 00:51:52,490
physical violence and oppression were
722
00:51:52,490 --> 00:51:54,619
eradicated from my planet beyond ago
723
00:51:54,619 --> 00:51:59,270
miss : gloves so are you telling me that
724
00:51:59,270 --> 00:52:01,790
on your planet there is no such thing as
725
00:52:01,790 --> 00:52:04,280
fighting Raton Matt Sitton nobody has
726
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:08,170
thrown a bunch of my planet those years
727
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:12,190
welcome to suburbia
728
00:52:41,249 --> 00:52:43,799
how can I get mom away from that alien
729
00:52:43,799 --> 00:52:48,759
was dad always say logic logic logic
730
00:52:48,759 --> 00:52:52,809
logic separate yourself from the problem
731
00:52:52,809 --> 00:52:58,049
and examine it from all sides above
732
00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:04,100
[Music]
733
00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:20,300
Oh a kid it was very lucky that's what I
734
00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:23,570
could tell you I just told you that kid
735
00:53:23,570 --> 00:53:24,560
was very lucky
736
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:25,790
just give me another chance i'll
737
00:53:25,790 --> 00:53:27,890
murderlize I'm up over Aizen they even
738
00:53:27,890 --> 00:53:38,770
have not heard that yeah what hey uh hum
739
00:53:38,770 --> 00:53:41,930
yeah sounds like it's coming from this
740
00:53:41,930 --> 00:53:50,180
tree dream I'm okay I'm not scared I'm
741
00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:54,170
not chicken this is a good branch you
742
00:53:54,170 --> 00:53:58,720
can see a lot from here all right
743
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:02,650
pushy you like my mother
744
00:54:05,290 --> 00:54:10,240
oh boy that's bad this is bad
745
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:13,390
no don't worry I got it I got it right
746
00:54:13,390 --> 00:54:15,160
from there I can hear it I can hear it
747
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:19,260
no I'm stocking yet agile
748
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:26,780
[Music]
749
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:42,650
and when gonna believe this is it it
750
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:49,320
[Music]
751
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,910
didn't do it
752
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:07,439
[Music]
753
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:52,310
I'll just shrink myself twice
754
00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:05,190
okay let me tell you what's gonna happen
755
00:56:05,190 --> 00:56:07,560
we're gonna find my son
756
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,200
he's gonna make us normal size and you
757
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,730
are gonna behave yourself or I'm gonna
758
00:56:11,730 --> 00:56:14,250
send you to a better place your reaction
759
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:17,099
is ignorant irrational and uncivilized
760
00:56:17,099 --> 00:56:20,369
oh and abducting us to another planet is
761
00:56:20,369 --> 00:56:22,890
not what about your zoos what about your
762
00:56:22,890 --> 00:56:25,050
aquariums and what about your animal
763
00:56:25,050 --> 00:56:28,140
preserves what about them they ensure
764
00:56:28,140 --> 00:56:30,780
the continuation of certain species yes
765
00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:34,109
that's precisely my point my dear we are
766
00:56:34,109 --> 00:56:37,680
not talking about people here oh but I
767
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:54,630
am sweetie that's it bye Joe Ashima do
768
00:56:54,630 --> 00:56:56,670
believe you've got something well this
769
00:56:56,670 --> 00:57:05,880
has to work professor yes indeed hey the
770
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,640
way they'd order mr. hey I'm pumped into
771
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,609
your belly and walk away that's right
772
00:57:11,609 --> 00:57:15,119
that's right damn the torpedoes post the
773
00:57:15,119 --> 00:57:17,369
colors 30 degrees port or starboard
774
00:57:17,369 --> 00:57:19,230
pulled that ahead fine speed
775
00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:22,560
shiver me timbers over the bridge please
776
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,270
gofer to the bridge
777
00:57:24,270 --> 00:57:27,469
[Music]
778
00:57:33,059 --> 00:57:40,209
is to be some kind of mucus there you're
779
00:57:40,209 --> 00:57:42,309
not gonna get me now you're not gonna
780
00:57:42,309 --> 00:58:17,709
get very good this is the captain
781
00:58:17,709 --> 00:58:20,199
we have been hit I repeat we have been
782
00:58:20,199 --> 00:58:21,939
hit check for fire in the sphincter
783
00:58:21,939 --> 00:58:26,409
check for fire in the sphincter you may
784
00:58:26,409 --> 00:58:30,609
think you have me now mr. man but I
785
00:58:30,609 --> 00:58:34,569
assume this baby with a few surprises of
786
00:58:34,569 --> 00:58:53,049
my own Luke Skywalker
787
00:58:53,049 --> 00:58:57,160
sorry oh don't touch that it's nice
788
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:02,170
just pictures okay pictures okey-dokey
789
00:59:02,170 --> 00:59:13,450
I could fly this baby though nothing and
790
00:59:13,450 --> 00:59:15,549
don't touch anything
791
00:59:15,549 --> 00:59:28,150
you could explode you're a pretty one
792
00:59:28,150 --> 00:59:35,770
aren't you all right so let me get this
793
00:59:35,770 --> 00:59:38,039
straight if I were a dyed-in-the-wool
794
00:59:38,039 --> 00:59:41,260
pacifist like you pretend to be you
795
00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:42,910
would still be dragging me around by
796
00:59:42,910 --> 00:59:45,700
that claw right I don't understand why
797
00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:47,500
you're not happy to sacrifice yourself
798
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:49,569
for the good of science the importance
799
00:59:49,569 --> 00:59:51,309
of this study makes you very valuable
800
00:59:51,309 --> 00:59:54,579
merchandise I am NOT merchandise I don't
801
00:59:54,579 --> 00:59:56,260
mean to insult you please don't take it
802
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:58,150
personally but after you arrived you
803
00:59:58,150 --> 01:00:00,039
really will find things much much better
804
01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:02,339
there
805
01:00:05,990 --> 01:00:14,270
I mean side the time that belongs to me
806
01:00:14,270 --> 01:00:19,310
and it over please Joey is that you hi
807
01:00:19,310 --> 01:00:22,099
mom are you are you all right Joey thank
808
01:00:22,099 --> 01:00:23,920
goodness you're safe where's your sister
809
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,810
she's okay she's in my room asleep right
810
01:00:26,810 --> 01:00:27,230
now
811
01:00:27,230 --> 01:00:29,089
have you seen your dad no but I have the
812
01:00:29,089 --> 01:00:31,550
ray gun can you make me normal size with
813
01:00:31,550 --> 01:00:33,109
that thing yeah
814
01:00:33,109 --> 01:00:35,180
you mean my ring on it you wouldn't
815
01:00:35,180 --> 01:00:37,130
believe me like this with you for a
816
01:00:37,130 --> 01:00:38,750
while don't worry about him he's afraid
817
01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:40,490
of his own shadow I'm not afraid of
818
01:00:40,490 --> 01:00:41,359
anything
819
01:00:41,359 --> 01:00:43,640
least of all you people Yeah right I
820
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:50,320
captured four bhagat whoa hold on okay
821
01:00:58,890 --> 01:01:01,510
hey come on you're not gonna really
822
01:01:01,510 --> 01:01:03,820
leave me like this are you cut let's not
823
01:01:03,820 --> 01:01:04,480
be hasty
824
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,670
I know make it work out a deal let's
825
01:01:06,670 --> 01:01:09,220
talk let's NFL well we can the smokin be
826
01:01:09,220 --> 01:01:23,800
spiked hey what are you doing now for
827
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:27,280
you my arrogant little alien if I were
828
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,230
truly the barbarian that you say I am
829
01:01:29,230 --> 01:01:32,470
wouldn't I squash you like the bug that
830
01:01:32,470 --> 01:01:41,560
you are why don't we put them in here
831
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,869
until we know what to do with it oh good
832
01:01:43,869 --> 01:01:48,340
idea you're gonna like your new home
833
01:01:48,340 --> 01:01:52,930
much better than your old home mom you
834
01:01:52,930 --> 01:01:54,910
think when this is all over I can maybe
835
01:01:54,910 --> 01:02:00,720
take this to school we'll see
836
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:11,069
[Music]
837
01:02:11,069 --> 01:02:14,740
it could be an airforce secret project
838
01:02:14,740 --> 01:02:17,920
yeah this guy could be working for the
839
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:19,810
Defense Department I can feel these
840
01:02:19,810 --> 01:02:22,960
things shrinking people flying trees
841
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:27,160
I don't think so JW you mean illegal
842
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,520
alien so this time you don't have to
843
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:31,960
make up the story and I don't have to
844
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:38,440
fake the pictures if you can get a
845
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,170
picture and they're I saying
846
01:02:41,170 --> 01:02:42,940
if I can get an interview with an alien
847
01:02:42,940 --> 01:02:44,800
with a great byline
848
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,660
an interview with an alien by Penelope
849
01:02:48,660 --> 01:02:58,480
do you order a very small feature oh my
850
01:02:58,480 --> 01:02:58,960
god
851
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,000
uh hello who are you and what are you
852
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,180
doing there
853
01:03:02,180 --> 01:03:04,740
[Music]
854
01:03:04,740 --> 01:03:07,480
did you say something I think so
855
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:13,990
did you say something did you say
856
01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:16,540
another planet Wow long delivery
857
01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:18,130
somebody's gonna be getting the free
858
01:03:18,130 --> 01:03:23,410
pizza how do we know you're telling the
859
01:03:23,410 --> 01:03:25,780
truth I mean you could be a very tiny
860
01:03:25,780 --> 01:03:29,760
pizza delivery man oh point well-taken
861
01:03:36,359 --> 01:03:39,280
I'm sorry mr. noyon mister - mister
862
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:42,099
alien um can you do as a small favor can
863
01:03:42,099 --> 01:03:43,080
we yeah
864
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:49,080
take a picture of you you're not I'm all
865
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:53,190
ears down here oh that's just an
866
01:03:53,190 --> 01:03:53,730
expression
867
01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:55,740
I'm listening you talk you want my
868
01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:58,530
picture I want the Heather's take all
869
01:03:58,530 --> 01:04:00,420
the do dimensional verifications of me
870
01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:03,090
that you like however afterwards you
871
01:04:03,090 --> 01:04:05,070
must do exactly as I say
872
01:04:05,070 --> 01:04:10,410
you can't film okay beautiful now all
873
01:04:10,410 --> 01:04:10,940
right
874
01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:14,340
tilt your head wet your lips are those
875
01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:16,350
your lips all right okay am i great boy
876
01:04:16,350 --> 01:04:19,260
beautiful you're a beauty the camera
877
01:04:19,260 --> 01:04:21,720
loves you Anna boy Joey this is
878
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,550
incredible but you we got to find your
879
01:04:23,550 --> 01:04:42,630
dad we have to know more Nintendo did
880
01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:45,450
and I am so glad you're safe me too Mari
881
01:04:45,450 --> 01:04:48,750
but joy was so fastest truck and he said
882
01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:51,090
he finds you and he did didn't he you're
883
01:04:51,090 --> 01:04:53,250
all right you're all right and Joey's a
884
01:04:53,250 --> 01:04:56,150
hero isn't he
885
01:04:56,770 --> 01:05:00,830
hey mom what's this Joey be careful
886
01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:03,770
do you know what you're doing sure kind
887
01:05:03,770 --> 01:05:07,130
of maybe this is where um
888
01:05:07,130 --> 01:05:10,310
what's-his-name Oh - yeah maybe this is
889
01:05:10,310 --> 01:05:13,550
where - is from do you think I don't
890
01:05:13,550 --> 01:05:15,620
know hey let's go ask him we should go
891
01:05:15,620 --> 01:05:16,910
look for dad in the professor yeah we
892
01:05:16,910 --> 01:05:19,060
better
893
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,840
uh-oh
894
01:05:25,190 --> 01:05:29,509
what do you mean uh-oh he's gone what do
895
01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:33,250
you mean he's gone long the aliens gone
896
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:38,930
why sneaky look you know something he's
897
01:05:38,930 --> 01:05:41,150
not gonna cause us any problems I've got
898
01:05:41,150 --> 01:05:46,930
his back let's go find dad
899
01:05:49,690 --> 01:05:52,849
[Music]
900
01:05:55,559 --> 01:05:57,589
Oh
901
01:05:57,770 --> 01:06:02,850
[Music]
902
01:06:02,850 --> 01:06:12,490
keep going getting water it's great keep
903
01:06:12,490 --> 01:06:13,030
going
904
01:06:13,030 --> 01:06:15,280
I put everything in your go little stuff
905
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:21,880
yeah every time now act alert hey my
906
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:22,300
knee
907
01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:25,480
watch your hiney oh really funny that
908
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:27,580
you'll stink just like your nasty earth
909
01:06:27,580 --> 01:06:29,560
breath there's my closeness make you
910
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:39,990
uncomfortable how do you know
911
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:45,490
freeze start talking before I make you
912
01:06:45,490 --> 01:06:46,930
the size of sesame seeds
913
01:06:46,930 --> 01:06:49,090
I love sesame see it's good you're
914
01:06:49,090 --> 01:06:50,950
allergic to sesame seeds blow up like a
915
01:06:50,950 --> 01:06:56,380
balloon where's the alien uh I don't
916
01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:58,830
know
917
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:05,420
[Music]
918
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:08,900
and the TV
919
01:07:10,790 --> 01:07:13,460
freeze
920
01:07:13,460 --> 01:07:18,360
[Music]
921
01:07:19,980 --> 01:07:22,510
to be around for somewhere be really
922
01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:30,940
careful okay how about a quick trip to
923
01:07:30,940 --> 01:07:35,010
the frozen indem of the Amazon Queen
924
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:40,620
Joey be careful
925
01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:43,710
[Music]
926
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,720
I'm here
927
01:08:27,529 --> 01:08:30,549
come on settle down Joe
928
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:37,310
we did do one think logic
929
01:08:40,519 --> 01:08:42,679
you can you can hear mom she your you're
930
01:08:42,679 --> 01:08:46,059
probably not even here the snow is real
931
01:08:46,059 --> 01:08:49,359
it's cold
932
01:08:51,130 --> 01:08:53,109
virtual reality
933
01:08:53,109 --> 01:08:54,580
that bubble must be like a
934
01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:58,320
virtual-reality torpedo
935
01:09:01,460 --> 01:09:08,099
there's nothing darn he thought his way
936
01:09:08,099 --> 01:09:09,868
right out of that let's see if you can
937
01:09:09,868 --> 01:09:13,310
handle the killer worm from Planet X
938
01:09:13,310 --> 01:09:16,429
[Music]
939
01:09:18,198 --> 01:09:22,380
what is that some kind of virtual
940
01:09:22,380 --> 01:09:24,440
reality
941
01:09:24,569 --> 01:09:29,840
[Music]
942
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,869
[Music]
943
01:09:44,689 --> 01:09:48,909
oh I get that annoying
944
01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:52,169
[Music]
945
01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:57,239
nothing to see here move it along keep
946
01:09:57,239 --> 01:09:59,280
it moving keep it moving come on let's
947
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,989
go nothing to see mom I need a
948
01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:10,320
screwdriver moving got him on the run
949
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,210
now the old killer one from Planet X
950
01:10:12,210 --> 01:10:15,140
that's the ticket
951
01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:22,300
[Applause]
952
01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:25,960
he's coming back
953
01:10:29,900 --> 01:10:31,160
[Music]
954
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:34,140
what if the nanobots don't stop they
955
01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:39,750
have to professor they they will if I
956
01:10:39,750 --> 01:10:41,070
could speak to the alien you've ever
957
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,590
considered yes I have considered that
958
01:10:43,590 --> 01:10:45,520
but I I don't want to think about that
959
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:48,909
[Music]
960
01:10:56,730 --> 01:10:59,619
[Music]
961
01:10:59,619 --> 01:11:06,820
God in heaven guide my hand yes indeed
962
01:11:07,490 --> 01:11:14,760
[Music]
963
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:17,340
cuz it's happening is it's gonna work
964
01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:20,140
this thing has a brain of oregon's or
965
01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:24,390
DNA of any kind and the made of silicon
966
01:11:46,890 --> 01:11:51,400
well one of our problems say let's see
967
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:53,560
you escape from the prehistoric land of
968
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:56,370
the killer lizard
969
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:05,279
[Music]
970
01:12:09,470 --> 01:12:16,210
[Applause]
971
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:30,210
[Music]
972
01:12:35,410 --> 01:12:38,590
[Applause]
973
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,060
again
974
01:12:47,060 --> 01:12:50,179
[Applause]
975
01:12:53,239 --> 01:12:57,280
he's dissolving something's easy
976
01:13:01,950 --> 01:13:08,020
[Music]
977
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:17,850
[Music]
978
01:13:23,550 --> 01:13:25,240
[Music]
979
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:29,420
[Laughter]
980
01:13:34,450 --> 01:13:39,260
like father like son thank you thank you
981
01:13:39,260 --> 01:13:42,230
so much no no no thank you sir
982
01:13:42,230 --> 01:13:44,930
because of you my children the nanos are
983
01:13:44,930 --> 01:13:47,930
now safe and so are your children wait a
984
01:13:47,930 --> 01:13:48,410
minute
985
01:13:48,410 --> 01:13:49,820
we've still got that good-for-nothing
986
01:13:49,820 --> 01:13:52,640
alien to deal with if he could make one
987
01:13:52,640 --> 01:14:08,090
of those beasts smaller than you were
988
01:14:08,090 --> 01:14:10,240
before
989
01:14:16,430 --> 01:14:27,540
how am I supposed to drive hi yeah let
990
01:14:27,540 --> 01:14:31,470
me speak to Larry hi hi Larry yeah say
991
01:14:31,470 --> 01:14:32,190
hello for me
992
01:14:32,190 --> 01:14:34,760
listen The [ __ ] says hello hello Larry
993
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,410
you're not gonna believe where we are
994
01:14:37,410 --> 01:14:43,170
right now yeah come on down thank you
995
01:14:43,170 --> 01:14:47,130
don't even think about Joseph will you
996
01:14:47,130 --> 01:14:48,810
return our visitor back to its normal
997
01:14:48,810 --> 01:14:58,770
size We Need to Talk if it's about the
998
01:14:58,770 --> 01:15:01,740
TV well I am you must return to your
999
01:15:01,740 --> 01:15:04,920
planet and never come back to earth yeah
1000
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:08,130
and leave without your specimens you
1001
01:15:08,130 --> 01:15:10,590
know that was some rotten trick you
1002
01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:12,150
pulled but no one would have hacked
1003
01:15:12,150 --> 01:15:14,070
Leben armed as the young warrior found
1004
01:15:14,070 --> 01:15:16,110
out it was all just virtual reality
1005
01:15:16,110 --> 01:15:18,330
well that is except for the killer worm
1006
01:15:18,330 --> 01:15:20,850
from Planet X and how annoyed you dug
1007
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:24,240
deep that nano robots and they eat
1008
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:26,400
silicon here and they're real hungry so
1009
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:28,620
don't even try to look at my family are
1010
01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:29,970
you gonna find out what it's like to be
1011
01:15:29,970 --> 01:15:31,680
a pizza but I'm telling you you really
1012
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:34,710
would enjoy life more on no we enjoy
1013
01:15:34,710 --> 01:15:37,560
life here on earth just fine thank you
1014
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,960
at least most of the time but dead after
1015
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:42,480
all we've been through and his planet
1016
01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:43,830
police hello
1017
01:15:43,830 --> 01:15:45,930
crime runs rampant the air is unbeatable
1018
01:15:45,930 --> 01:15:48,510
not enough parking and on Moya you get
1019
01:15:48,510 --> 01:15:50,820
six months vacation twice a year this is
1020
01:15:50,820 --> 01:15:51,990
your final offer
1021
01:15:51,990 --> 01:15:56,220
going going no you aren't gonna come
1022
01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:58,050
back and try and destroy us are you you
1023
01:15:58,050 --> 01:16:00,420
don't understand it's not me you need to
1024
01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:02,160
worry about you are your own worst
1025
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:03,960
enemies you will eventually destroy
1026
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:05,610
yourselves if I don't return with a
1027
01:16:05,610 --> 01:16:11,460
specimen you Earthlings are ignorant and
1028
01:16:11,460 --> 01:16:13,080
short-sighted I'm out of here
1029
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:20,530
what am I gonna tell the don't come back
1030
01:16:20,530 --> 01:16:22,179
yeah don't let go let the door hit you
1031
01:16:22,179 --> 01:16:24,749
in the buttocks
1032
01:16:27,989 --> 01:16:30,309
hey - could you just do us one favor
1033
01:16:30,309 --> 01:16:32,409
could you drop us off at the office I
1034
01:16:32,409 --> 01:16:35,930
don't think he can be
1035
01:16:35,930 --> 01:16:37,020
[Music]
1036
01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:38,460
[Applause]
1037
01:16:38,460 --> 01:16:40,140
do you think you've been addressed like
1038
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:41,310
that to my Pulitzer Prize acceptance
1039
01:16:41,310 --> 01:16:46,230
party don't worry okay anyway my photos
1040
01:16:46,230 --> 01:16:47,790
gonna be even better than your story I'm
1041
01:16:47,790 --> 01:16:50,090
going in thought Seto fails
1042
01:16:50,090 --> 01:16:54,060
JW don't hurt yourself now because after
1043
01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:57,210
this life is gonna be one big picnic
1044
01:16:57,210 --> 01:16:58,620
could you just climb right up there and
1045
01:16:58,620 --> 01:17:02,240
tell all - how to get to the office
1046
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:09,380
[Music]
1047
01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:19,860
professor come in professor Jefferson's
1048
01:17:19,860 --> 01:17:27,420
here little Cindy I have been thinking
1049
01:17:27,420 --> 01:17:29,340
which is something I do now and then
1050
01:17:29,340 --> 01:17:32,130
that perhaps it might be very
1051
01:17:32,130 --> 01:17:34,410
appropriate if I should take us all out
1052
01:17:34,410 --> 01:17:38,070
to dinner to celebrate celebrate yes you
1053
01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:39,360
know pip Cheers
1054
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,550
eat drink be merry that sort of thing in
1055
01:17:41,550 --> 01:17:44,010
celebration of my new assistant your new
1056
01:17:44,010 --> 01:17:46,710
assistant I'm sorry did I say assistant
1057
01:17:46,710 --> 01:17:49,590
I'm fully intended to say partner my new
1058
01:17:49,590 --> 01:17:50,550
partner
1059
01:17:50,550 --> 01:17:54,350
oh that's crazy
1060
01:18:00,020 --> 01:18:02,980
[Music]
1061
01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:07,270
forget it no one will ever buy that
1062
01:18:07,790 --> 01:18:10,010
uh-huh even I have standards of
1063
01:18:10,010 --> 01:18:12,110
credibility the readers won't go for it
1064
01:18:12,110 --> 01:18:14,780
what it's true it doesn't matter
1065
01:18:14,780 --> 01:18:16,640
listen let me worry about the stories
1066
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:20,050
and you stick to the photographs okay
1067
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:24,920
Wow
1068
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:27,670
I told you not to eat the fish who know
1069
01:18:27,670 --> 01:18:30,860
you know I never fancied myself a
1070
01:18:30,860 --> 01:18:32,690
photographer I always wanted to be a
1071
01:18:32,690 --> 01:18:49,190
conductor so calming zip it and zip me
1072
01:18:49,190 --> 01:18:51,820
huh come on
1073
01:18:51,820 --> 01:18:56,480
okay can't help it weakened [ __ ] ever
1074
01:18:56,480 --> 01:18:57,820
since I was a child
1075
01:18:57,820 --> 01:19:13,040
third grade wow what a woman was it good
1076
01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:15,340
for you
1077
01:19:17,770 --> 01:19:20,240
Touche does that mean you're gonna let
1078
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:22,880
me write the story I don't know please
1079
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:25,220
please please let me just tell you the
1080
01:19:25,220 --> 01:19:28,910
headline okay last lovers in paradise by
1081
01:19:28,910 --> 01:19:34,580
JW no and of course the lovely talented
1082
01:19:34,580 --> 01:19:38,840
and voluptuous Penelope yeah no that has
1083
01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:41,090
a nice ring to it you know maybe there
1084
01:19:41,090 --> 01:19:42,710
is a brain in that Neanderthal skull of
1085
01:19:42,710 --> 01:19:45,560
yours after all JW lost lovers in
1086
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:48,540
paradise by Penelope Cooper
1087
01:19:48,540 --> 01:19:53,610
oh and JW well you know since I am the
1088
01:19:53,610 --> 01:19:59,300
last man maybe we could you know
1089
01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:04,420
[Laughter]
1090
01:20:07,169 --> 01:20:11,180
in this planet JW anything's possible
1091
01:20:11,180 --> 01:20:22,270
[Music]
1092
01:20:22,270 --> 01:20:26,320
I'm one heck of a man
1093
01:20:26,350 --> 01:20:29,459
[Music]
1094
01:20:29,769 --> 01:20:31,699
right em cowboy
1095
01:20:31,699 --> 01:20:33,620
I know filler and the way
1096
01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:47,979
[Music]
1097
01:20:52,230 --> 01:22:12,970
[Music]
1098
01:22:16,120 --> 01:24:10,680
[Music]
1099
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:13,789
[Applause]
1100
01:24:23,210 --> 01:24:38,149
[Music]
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