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mission accomplished now I can go home
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I told the team I wouldn't be any good
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at this now I may never see home again
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I don't think I can outrun them
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if I don't fight back I'll be destroyed
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wait there's no different than a video
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don't be scared come on - that's it wow
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I'm better than I thought my move must
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be radical du rad for them now the chief
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scientist will let me come back home and
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have my old job back oh I hope I hope I
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hope I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope
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oh really very well you sent out a lot
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of applications and we've gotten some
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really good responses but you know I got
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a run I'd like to talk to you a little
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bit about Joseph I know who's been a bit
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distracted has anything there's
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something I'm not worried about him he's
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Oh dr. Jefferson I have got to go yes I
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I know all that it's just that lately
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Joseph has not been applying him all
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right you little flea infested varmints
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America's Funniest Home Video take five
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first prize and thousand dollars ready
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roll camera I have to dad yes roll
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camera you don't thank me when we win
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in a couple sir may I return home now -
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you slept turn up the volume on the
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sorry I keep saying it sir well I not
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only captured one I kept it for hips for
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may I come on so what's your sentence he
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said Bartlett lever system capturing bog
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ships instead of all night mm not really
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shifted I'm the only one who cleans the
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cages I'm in charge of it just me nobody
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else I do it all and I love like oh are
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so used to me I know them all by their
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first name Oh busy simpleton Orion
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brother classics - as a gift for being
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so successful on your first assignment
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here some of those I showed you that
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video game crystals you kids are so
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oh my god could it be oh boy a video
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game simulation crystal open warrior
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Edition how did you get this I can't
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wait to get home and play oh thank you
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I really appreciate it don't mention it
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absorption to believe oh boy it's the
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ultimate ultimate oaken warrior galactic
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battle game in crystalline please can I
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go oh now sir your voice is - to tell
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you the truth some of the boys and I
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have been making bets that you would
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fail this mission miserably and be out
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of our hair for good but who knew you'd
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be so successful that you'd make fools
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of all of us oh no you're nervous I'm
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the Big Shot completing missions I've
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got another assignment for you sir my
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department must be falling apart without
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me I've gotta get back boy am I talking
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to myself here - your job is cool if you
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don't complete this mission you
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understood okay - spice things first
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they're gonna need a specific breathing
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patty-cake after deliberation we've come
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to the conclusion that this is the
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people v1 first Marshall hello a genius
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but the people they don't even give him
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a second look his wife is dead she's
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smart she's pretty and I and the both of
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them they're in tip-top shape and
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neither of them smoked said turn side
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Gamble's and I such beautiful children
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such good kids - you know this is a big
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big deal I understand my mission but I
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know nothing of this planet or its
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people cold medicine crystals we
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recorded from the Earth's late-night TV
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transmissions study them well oh great
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I've heard about the late-night CD this
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might not be so bad after all between
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these transmissions and my new book in
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video a Brazil I could have plenty to
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eat me occupied on the waiter - about
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the video games already and concerts I
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can't study of the info Chris but I
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should do some studying dancin plain and
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everything's under control I'll do it no
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brother you can count on me sir
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shall we try this again America's
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Funniest Home Videos take 23 roll camera
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ready passion then issued an no Sydney
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this is just great marshal I work two
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jobs and I come home to this oh no I
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ain't going through wormholes well here
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goes nothing I owe over right away and
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what did that super guy say on another
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ah just like the states don't they've
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seen an old wagons West boy I hear
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anything coming quite a fan of those
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late-night earth transmissions okay
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ah Houston this is - we have a problem
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okay breath with this go ahead
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daddy daddy what is it honey don't let
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me play Nintendo well you don't want to
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play those old video games anyway yes I
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do now what's the rules remember the
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rules no video games until we start
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school I'm gonna play Nintendo I tell
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you what why don't you barn should take
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mr. blue yeah I think mr. blue upstairs
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give him a bath where daddy finishes
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here I don't want to take you for a
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happy meal Yeah right yeah right go
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action genre this transmission looks
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interesting mmm delivers lots of action
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and hot babes pure acoustic I didn't
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start your fire these earth people must
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transmission represents the kind of
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violence indicative to this society I'm
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gonna need my resize it run right by my
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side at all times never leave home
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It's Showtime seven down six To Go
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ladies and gentlemen hold on here
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you're about to witness history in the
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making it looks as a rapid Louise
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Thompson is about to successfully
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deliver 13 pizzas in 30 minutes
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previous record of 11 held by crash
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perfect disguise eating food transport
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boy well it's not a gun but it'll do
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Pizza Marshall did you hear back from
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any of those jobs you sent your resume
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to no well what are we gonna do well
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think of something thinking doesn't pay
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the bills Joey Joey I need to talk to
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you Joey what is it with the men in this
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just not sold on the idea penny dr.
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Jefferson's research is very hush-hush
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getting the story could be dangerous and
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it would be safer but we're covered by
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oh man listen Larry this is my story
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I've researches god I know everything
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about him who he works with who he talks
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to everything about their common over
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where they live you know I'd get more
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out of this Poindexter than those hacks
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Dobbs and Thompson yeah but the cops are
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the more seniority than you know Larry
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come on besides who runs this rag huh
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you are those jin-seok poker playing
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pals of yours I do I think okay and
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gonna have the story Larry can I uh yeah
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those Romans couldn't focus long enough
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to write a menu yeah I just won't
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condition their penny sure anything Edna
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yeah turn that idiot cousin of mine in
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sorry it took so long I was on
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assignment excuse me sesame the suburbs
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now the sooner I get done with this
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mission the sooner I can go back home to
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my real job at the lab according to the
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numbers on these dwellings this is the
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teller family residence I can't just
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leave my ship sitting here I'll hide it
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in this large tree it's up to me I'll
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show you sir Joey Joey come here oh yeah
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sorry come on come on I want to show you
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something look at this look I see this
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exhaust intake valve yeah it's all the
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smallest units in this engine but
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because the material that it was
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constructed of it couldn't withstand the
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elements of the heat and cold caused the
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whole system to shut down all of it you
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yeah unit the smallest part of the
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engines malfunctioning the lines it's
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worthless sort of which is sometimes
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it's necessary to separate yourself on
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the specific problem take a look at it
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above and below lay back and picture an
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overall view and to solve that problem
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you need to proceed in a logical
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sequence step-by-step ultimately
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ultimately arriving at the proper
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solution that's good good good stuff oh
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yeah it's cool hey can I ask you
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isn't that the zero emissions idea that
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saw through crafting and got you laid
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off that is it why are you working on
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something that doesn't work sunny it's
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I don't understand or you will someday
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I'll be up Mary whoops my disguise pizza
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oh I we were two pizzas ma'am huh come
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Martinelli and white successfully eat
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sighs now I'll just grab them get back
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to my ship and I'll be back home in no
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time and now come to - your little
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specimen you come to - oh no he's coming
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from I'm excited I'm silly mommy the
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come on sweetheart give mommy the
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Nintendo yeah do what he says yeah come
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on Cindy give mommy the Nintendo now oh
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come on Cindy gift mommy the Nintendo no
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do his mommy says oh no that wasn't part
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of the plan please don't hurt my family
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oh I would never harm anyone who are you
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Oh nobody special just - just - yeah yes
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- nothing else just - I mean like cher
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thing worry fun I'm proud to say I'm
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anion I know you're annoying but where
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are you from from the planet Noah near
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the fourteenth quadrant is City the
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protocol you know just down from the
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Andromeda after tour iam huh what never
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mind that we have to get my resize ekron
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back from your daughter before she
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you better not be playing with my my
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Cindy you what are you talking about
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I won Nintendo let me see that intend Oh
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Cindy no um I'll give it right back okay
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oh yeah you promise I promise okay let
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yeah but the cars downstairs okay
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Jr what I'm warning you if you screw
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this up like you did the last time I'll
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kill you don't worry this time I
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remember to put film in the camera
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sure this is lamp I think it easy it
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you know if these men looks at that tiny
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who am I supposed to get a picture look
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so this Indian then look built robots
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one molecule at a time it's quite a
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craft Oh who's Mobius Oh Jefferson the
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scientist who stole the secret research
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a nano robots building them one molecule
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at a time for that do an expose on him
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remember Jacuzzi for you force for me so
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it's Mobius what happened to nan look
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nobody cares about the American Indian
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anymore dad what oh now what
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thinking I think think think think think
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think think Sydney where did you get
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this thing on the pizza guy it's a guy
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stuck all right Cindy I'll show you
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I told you turn up stone I saw shoes
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mommy sized then she got like smaller
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and smaller it's smaller and smaller
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okay where is now that they're down here
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Joey so needs to bug ya Oh mommy
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I told him you wouldn't happen to know
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where dad is with you can go city where
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you're gonna the heist touch doctor
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catch yeah we're gonna need some help so
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after the second grade I joined the
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circus with my uncle Vito you see my
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body was really really party but my head
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my head was huge I mean it was enormous
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it was about today the truth that looked
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like a giant lollipop I mean I spoke
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down over what there was it's Elvis oh
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yeah hey you think ghosts can make noise
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nobody's home he's here so easy
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it is a late night visitor that's
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tapping at my chamber door there's only
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this anymore nobody's home notice huh
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good heavens it's not even quite late
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afternoon yet well it can't be the Raven
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yeah see I see what come in come in
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now to whom do I owe the pleasure of
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this visit it's about my mom and dad is
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your parents how are they top-notch
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people you know well I beg your pardon
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aha well sir it's kind of weird I think
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it might have something to do with this
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I see where did you get this it's 1910
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down Cindy found it she thinks it's some
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kind of Nintendo game it is my name is
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curious there appears to be some kind of
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a fingerprint on the surface of this
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object and yet most assuredly it's not
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human what there's no apparent reaction
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oh my god I'd figure out families I need
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you I've never quite seen anything like
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what do you hypothetically you see um
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given the crude preliminary tests that
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I've done from all appearances this
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would be pure silicon and yet there's
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nothing of this construction in existent
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no you idiot nano and aliens in one day
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my esteemed colleagues were about to be
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there I said it so relieved oh I didn't
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well children should we take a nice
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excursion to you yeah hey what's that
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stuff you just put in your pocket mm-hmm
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sometimes my young friend curiosity in
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danger hand in hand let's just say for
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now that it would be most unfortunate
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what I have in my pocket should end up
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with someone else's pocket yeah
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Jr can you get it up yes I can
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you're gonna break in breaking it it's
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already open now give me a booth give me
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a boost this must work by motion
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so you're annoying if name I sure am and
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what do you want with us my mission is
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to transport you to the species study
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sanctuary back home on the planet Noah
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why to ensure the survival of a violent
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life-form for a future study what if we
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don't want to go you cannot refuse this
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is for the greater good of the universe
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besides it's much nicer there than here
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I couldn't kill that even if I had a
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flyswatter uh what a flyswatter
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isn't that a barbaric instrument of
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death that squatches as I thought of
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innocent flying victims whose only crime
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it is a hairy disgusting disease or it
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an insect it breeds millions of times
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but don't you realize that all light is
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breakfast Deborah Heller maybe some is
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just more precious than others hey
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sister you've got a lot to learn about
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Jacob we're in the money here I want you
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to get a picture of everything okay the
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goggles all the equipment the candles
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the tubes the jars the microscope get it
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all okay don't mess up have to wash my
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hello cutbacks everywhere okay baby here
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what goodnight got your big dream there
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you go you're a beauty get the goggles
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gotcha Luke feels good don't look at the
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clock and cut the gloves baby alright
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Flicka can you flick it for me here you
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go laughing and leave it you try that
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well you're good with Nintendo
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Thanks I'm worried about mom and dad yes
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you're quite right come let's go let's
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and after third grade I was sent to live
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with a family of migrant farm workers
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okay you got to get pictures of us all
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right okay what is that smell I don't
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know all right I'm just gonna try to
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figure out how to get in oh no I believe
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someone's trying to break into my safe
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there's no time for that now sir I knew
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just let us go take your equipment and
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no yeah hello the video transmissions
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from your planet although entertaining
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and lots of fun point to the eventual
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destruction of your entire race haven't
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you ever seen The Dukes of Hazzard don't
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you ever watch late-night video programs
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you mean television of course the Vicki
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won't chronological representation of
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your society and its heroes you know
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Dirty Harry Rambo Superman The Lone
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lessee GI Joe double-oh-seven Rhonda
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Shear it's not reality but spark what is
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reality this is an unpredictable planet
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just about anything could happen here so
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you want to take us to this sanctuary
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you know it sister and we will be
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traveling to a better place a better
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place is where you go when you die we
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prefer to stay here unacceptable now we
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need to enter your television Woodhill
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acted my silicon power base so I can
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complete my mission 4709 walnut life
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force 709 because you [\xa0__\xa0]
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that's where those two little lawn Apes
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that were yakking with the professor
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live no you probably maybe saved my life
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does my closeness make you feel
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yes and all I did was get out of a room
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that was telling me it was going to
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explode and you jumped in fire me to
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save your own butt now you've saved my
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life and in some parts of the world that
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would mean that I'd be obligated to you
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for life make sure there's film in that
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camera take some pictures and okay but I
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was just wondering do you think in a
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gentle hard-working simple life kind of
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like myself could ever like stand a
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chance with a beautiful sharp voluptuous
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gyah hair smells terrific okay I
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understand what was that number again
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all right Cindy dare you tell me once
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again exactly where you think you
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Nintendo Germany right here hmm
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hey wait yes dad's worth table is
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missing it was right over there hmm
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perhaps whoever this belongs to possibly
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not only Shrunk the work table but your
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father along with it come let's have a
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hey Dad hey professor look mister we're
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just doing some tests I know he looks at
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it was here a second ago I don't know
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professor what are you doing here you
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may have noticed we have a very serious
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problem here my family's in big trouble
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I'm not quite sure how to get them to
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safety yes I agree we've got quite a
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problem however young Joseph is a very
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resourceful young man and moreover he
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does have control of the size altering
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device we have to do something well
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perhaps we should conceal ourselves
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that's wrong they may be bad with no
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idea what their intentions are I have an
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idea why don't we go to my workbench all
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right give me theories on the shrinking
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process this is a matter of fact quite a
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young man we are official government
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ages and I'm right I suggest that you
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turn that thing open to us right now
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Yeah right hey what's that behind you
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00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:11,940
hatch you are so lazy I'm not aren't you
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hey I'm working here do you mind
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no you give me my sister first you first
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you first you first shake time okay on
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design engineer hey that's right hot
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motive and you are nanotechnology
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correct correct molecular robotics wait
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a minute I need to get something out of
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oh my Joey you know it's like dad said I
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just took their size advantage and
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minute my advantage huh well yeah I
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guess I'm strong um anyways soon thanks
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you did good Joey I'm tired cos keeping
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Joey I want Barney I'm gonna look for
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you know what I can't quite understand
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is why you will let go of the engine and
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her person except I gave eight years of
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painstaking trial and error to perfect
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it for which I was promptly fired
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everything was fine as long as it was
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sucking up grants and tax loopholes for
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the corporation and god forbid if it
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00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:04,019
should really work who would want an
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engine that burns 400 miles to the
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00:45:04,019 --> 00:45:08,940
gallon and never breaks down of course
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00:45:06,659 --> 00:45:10,500
you're convinced it worked oh I am
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absolutely positive I've done extensive
448
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,829
testing and I have not stopped my
449
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,179
research since they fired me I'm just
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00:45:13,829 --> 00:45:17,730
looking for a system of production
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that's all all right listen we're here
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let me give you a boost and God forbid
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watch your step mmm what an aroma hmm
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what a smell impure that they will do
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what silicon chips I love the smell of
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them in the morning they remind me of
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home really and I bet you miss it - yeah
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00:45:45,989 --> 00:45:51,989
so I tell you what let's find my son
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well I'll fix us and then I'll go back
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to my two jobs and you can go back to
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your planet where I am sure they miss
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you a whole lot oh you don't understand
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I can't do that oh no no no no why
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because the chief scientist will be
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extremely upset and I'll lose my job at
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my shoes I see the Royal it's right here
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how about a bunch of virtual-reality
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wasps from revenge of the one way to
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help me get my recited Rhonda
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your son is a worthy opponent more
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powerful than a Jedi Knight and I think
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I'm stuck up there it all is luckily
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robotics with artificial intelligence
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never seen this stuff before no good
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everything seems to be intact there's no
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particular damage that I can detect come
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have a look yes oh my that's very
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impressive very shiny very mobile help
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asking me move well as fast as your eye
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can see if that's what you program them
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for however these are programmed to eat
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lutonium we see I wanted to attack all
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the toxic waste dumps in the world
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hoping to clean up the entire mess can
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they be programmed to eat anything yes
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you simply incubate another batch of
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it's in the substance that you want them
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to eat now these can consume their
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entire weight a million times over every
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nanosecond and reproduce a nano just
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like themselves of course you got a
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building a stop sequence otherwise
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you're likely to eat up all of that
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particular substance in the entire world
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anyway there you have it the crowning
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achievement to my entire life what a
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boon for mankind I mean they are
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absolutely beautiful well not exactly
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you see form follows function and
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without function that can be no beauty
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so what's the problem I believe it has
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to do with resistance you see I need an
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element that will allow a very tiny
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current to go along its own path without
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impeding the path of electrons orbiting
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the molecules and the impulse be
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I don't know it's feasible yes I think
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it's possible if it can be amplified
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they could be stroke you seen the
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modulator for my engine you could sync
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it to any impulse you choose this will
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allow the electron to arrive at an open
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electronic gate which will close up your
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path through it thank you I do believe
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you've given new life to my near once
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dead creation well that's not the real
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question what is that damn alien made of
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silicon I believe at least that's what I
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detected from the fingerprint I took off
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the size altering device you know what
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I'm afraid of is that device is capable
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of doing much much more I'm gonna have
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to program it to eat silicon as fast as
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possible exactly I hope that we're not
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too late in doing it it worked
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absolutely futile wasted breath he can't
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00:51:15,039 --> 00:51:26,420
what was that that was a right cross not
528
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quite as effective as an uppercut what
529
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:31,490
is the meaning of this primitive Albert
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you'll put a label on it and that makes
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it okay Nate you mean you never get
532
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angry on your planet our planet is
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oh that tears it put up your dukes dukes
534
00:51:40,099 --> 00:51:46,339
you mean the Dukes of Hazzard it is
535
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:49,010
totally unacceptable acceptable
536
00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:51,230
I got your unacceptable right here buddy
537
00:51:49,010 --> 00:51:52,490
get with the program but all forms of
538
00:51:51,230 --> 00:51:54,619
physical violence and oppression were
539
00:51:52,489 --> 00:51:59,269
eradicated from my planet beyond ago
540
00:51:54,619 --> 00:52:01,789
miss : gloves so are you telling me that
541
00:51:59,269 --> 00:52:04,280
on your planet there is no such thing as
542
00:52:01,789 --> 00:52:08,170
fighting Raton Matt Sitton nobody has
543
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:08,170
thrown a bunch of my planet those years
544
00:52:41,248 --> 00:52:48,759
how can I get mom away from that alien
545
00:52:43,798 --> 00:52:52,809
was dad always say logic logic logic
546
00:52:48,759 --> 00:52:58,048
logic separate yourself from the problem
547
00:52:52,809 --> 00:52:58,048
and examine it from all sides above
548
00:53:04,099 --> 00:53:23,569
Oh a kid it was very lucky that's what I
549
00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:24,560
could tell you I just told you that kid
550
00:53:24,559 --> 00:53:27,889
just give me another chance i'll
551
00:53:25,789 --> 00:53:38,769
murderlize I'm up over Aizen they even
552
00:53:27,889 --> 00:53:41,929
have not heard that yeah what hey uh hum
553
00:53:38,769 --> 00:53:50,179
yeah sounds like it's coming from this
554
00:53:41,929 --> 00:53:54,169
tree dream I'm okay I'm not scared I'm
555
00:53:50,179 --> 00:53:58,719
not chicken this is a good branch you
556
00:53:54,170 --> 00:54:02,650
can see a lot from here all right
557
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:15,159
no don't worry I got it I got it right
558
00:54:13,389 --> 00:54:19,259
from there I can hear it I can hear it
559
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:42,650
and when gonna believe this is it it
560
00:56:02,929 --> 00:56:07,559
okay let me tell you what's gonna happen
561
00:56:07,559 --> 00:56:11,730
he's gonna make us normal size and you
562
00:56:10,199 --> 00:56:14,250
are gonna behave yourself or I'm gonna
563
00:56:11,730 --> 00:56:17,099
send you to a better place your reaction
564
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:20,369
is ignorant irrational and uncivilized
565
00:56:17,099 --> 00:56:22,890
oh and abducting us to another planet is
566
00:56:20,369 --> 00:56:25,050
not what about your zoos what about your
567
00:56:22,889 --> 00:56:28,139
aquariums and what about your animal
568
00:56:25,050 --> 00:56:30,780
preserves what about them they ensure
569
00:56:28,139 --> 00:56:34,108
the continuation of certain species yes
570
00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:37,680
that's precisely my point my dear we are
571
00:56:34,108 --> 00:56:54,630
not talking about people here oh but I
572
00:56:37,679 --> 00:56:56,669
am sweetie that's it bye Joe Ashima do
573
00:56:54,630 --> 00:57:05,880
believe you've got something well this
574
00:56:56,670 --> 00:57:08,639
has to work professor yes indeed hey the
575
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:11,608
way they'd order mr. hey I'm pumped into
576
00:57:08,639 --> 00:57:15,118
your belly and walk away that's right
577
00:57:11,608 --> 00:57:17,369
that's right damn the torpedoes post the
578
00:57:15,119 --> 00:57:19,230
colors 30 degrees port or starboard
579
00:57:17,369 --> 00:57:22,559
pulled that ahead fine speed
580
00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:24,269
shiver me timbers over the bridge please
581
00:57:33,059 --> 00:57:42,309
is to be some kind of mucus there you're
582
00:57:40,208 --> 00:58:17,708
not gonna get me now you're not gonna
583
00:57:42,309 --> 00:58:20,199
get very good this is the captain
584
00:58:17,708 --> 00:58:21,938
we have been hit I repeat we have been
585
00:58:20,199 --> 00:58:26,409
hit check for fire in the sphincter
586
00:58:21,938 --> 00:58:30,608
check for fire in the sphincter you may
587
00:58:26,409 --> 00:58:34,568
think you have me now mr. man but I
588
00:58:30,608 --> 00:58:53,048
assume this baby with a few surprises of
589
00:58:53,048 --> 00:59:02,170
sorry oh don't touch that it's nice
590
00:58:57,159 --> 00:59:13,449
just pictures okay pictures okey-dokey
591
00:59:02,170 --> 00:59:15,548
I could fly this baby though nothing and
592
00:59:15,548 --> 00:59:35,769
you could explode you're a pretty one
593
00:59:28,150 --> 00:59:38,039
aren't you all right so let me get this
594
00:59:35,769 --> 00:59:41,259
straight if I were a dyed-in-the-wool
595
00:59:38,039 --> 00:59:42,910
pacifist like you pretend to be you
596
00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:45,700
would still be dragging me around by
597
00:59:42,909 --> 00:59:47,500
that claw right I don't understand why
598
00:59:45,699 --> 00:59:49,568
you're not happy to sacrifice yourself
599
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:51,309
for the good of science the importance
600
00:59:49,568 --> 00:59:54,579
of this study makes you very valuable
601
00:59:51,309 --> 00:59:56,260
merchandise I am NOT merchandise I don't
602
00:59:54,579 --> 00:59:58,150
mean to insult you please don't take it
603
00:59:56,260 --> 01:00:00,039
personally but after you arrived you
604
00:59:58,150 --> 01:00:02,338
really will find things much much better
605
01:00:05,989 --> 01:00:19,309
I mean side the time that belongs to me
606
01:00:14,269 --> 01:00:22,099
and it over please Joey is that you hi
607
01:00:19,309 --> 01:00:23,920
mom are you are you all right Joey thank
608
01:00:22,099 --> 01:00:26,809
goodness you're safe where's your sister
609
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:27,230
she's okay she's in my room asleep right
610
01:00:27,230 --> 01:00:31,550
have you seen your dad no but I have the
611
01:00:29,088 --> 01:00:33,108
ray gun can you make me normal size with
612
01:00:33,108 --> 01:00:37,130
you mean my ring on it you wouldn't
613
01:00:35,179 --> 01:00:38,750
believe me like this with you for a
614
01:00:37,130 --> 01:00:40,490
while don't worry about him he's afraid
615
01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:41,358
of his own shadow I'm not afraid of
616
01:00:41,358 --> 01:00:50,319
least of all you people Yeah right I
617
01:00:43,639 --> 01:00:50,319
captured four bhagat whoa hold on okay
618
01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:03,819
hey come on you're not gonna really
619
01:01:01,510 --> 01:01:04,480
leave me like this are you cut let's not
620
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:09,219
I know make it work out a deal let's
621
01:01:06,670 --> 01:01:23,800
talk let's NFL well we can the smokin be
622
01:01:09,219 --> 01:01:27,279
spiked hey what are you doing now for
623
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:29,230
you my arrogant little alien if I were
624
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:32,470
truly the barbarian that you say I am
625
01:01:29,230 --> 01:01:41,559
wouldn't I squash you like the bug that
626
01:01:32,469 --> 01:01:43,868
you are why don't we put them in here
627
01:01:41,559 --> 01:01:48,340
until we know what to do with it oh good
628
01:01:43,869 --> 01:01:52,930
idea you're gonna like your new home
629
01:01:48,340 --> 01:01:54,910
much better than your old home mom you
630
01:01:52,929 --> 01:02:00,719
think when this is all over I can maybe
631
01:02:11,068 --> 01:02:17,920
it could be an airforce secret project
632
01:02:14,739 --> 01:02:19,809
yeah this guy could be working for the
633
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:22,960
Defense Department I can feel these
634
01:02:19,809 --> 01:02:27,159
things shrinking people flying trees
635
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:30,519
I don't think so JW you mean illegal
636
01:02:27,159 --> 01:02:31,960
alien so this time you don't have to
637
01:02:30,519 --> 01:02:38,440
make up the story and I don't have to
638
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:41,170
fake the pictures if you can get a
639
01:02:41,170 --> 01:02:44,800
if I can get an interview with an alien
640
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:58,480
an interview with an alien by Penelope
641
01:02:48,659 --> 01:02:58,960
do you order a very small feature oh my
642
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:02,179
uh hello who are you and what are you
643
01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:13,989
did you say something I think so
644
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:16,539
did you say something did you say
645
01:03:13,989 --> 01:03:18,129
another planet Wow long delivery
646
01:03:16,539 --> 01:03:23,409
somebody's gonna be getting the free
647
01:03:18,130 --> 01:03:25,780
pizza how do we know you're telling the
648
01:03:23,409 --> 01:03:29,759
truth I mean you could be a very tiny
649
01:03:25,780 --> 01:03:29,760
pizza delivery man oh point well-taken
650
01:03:36,358 --> 01:03:42,098
I'm sorry mr. noyon mister - mister
651
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:43,080
alien um can you do as a small favor can
652
01:03:43,079 --> 01:03:53,190
take a picture of you you're not I'm all
653
01:03:49,079 --> 01:03:53,730
ears down here oh that's just an
654
01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:58,530
I'm listening you talk you want my
655
01:03:55,739 --> 01:04:00,419
picture I want the Heather's take all
656
01:03:58,530 --> 01:04:03,090
the do dimensional verifications of me
657
01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:05,070
that you like however afterwards you
658
01:04:05,070 --> 01:04:10,940
you can't film okay beautiful now all
659
01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:16,349
tilt your head wet your lips are those
660
01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:19,260
your lips all right okay am i great boy
661
01:04:16,349 --> 01:04:21,719
beautiful you're a beauty the camera
662
01:04:19,260 --> 01:04:23,550
loves you Anna boy Joey this is
663
01:04:21,719 --> 01:04:42,629
incredible but you we got to find your
664
01:04:23,550 --> 01:04:45,450
dad we have to know more Nintendo did
665
01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:48,750
and I am so glad you're safe me too Mari
666
01:04:45,449 --> 01:04:51,089
but joy was so fastest truck and he said
667
01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:53,250
he finds you and he did didn't he you're
668
01:04:51,090 --> 01:04:56,150
all right you're all right and Joey's a
669
01:04:56,769 --> 01:05:03,769
hey mom what's this Joey be careful
670
01:05:00,829 --> 01:05:07,130
do you know what you're doing sure kind
671
01:05:07,130 --> 01:05:13,550
what's-his-name Oh - yeah maybe this is
672
01:05:10,309 --> 01:05:15,619
where - is from do you think I don't
673
01:05:13,550 --> 01:05:16,910
know hey let's go ask him we should go
674
01:05:15,619 --> 01:05:19,059
look for dad in the professor yeah we
675
01:05:25,190 --> 01:05:33,250
what do you mean uh-oh he's gone what do
676
01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:38,929
you mean he's gone long the aliens gone
677
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:41,150
why sneaky look you know something he's
678
01:05:38,929 --> 01:05:46,929
not gonna cause us any problems I've got
679
01:06:02,849 --> 01:06:13,029
keep going getting water it's great keep
680
01:06:13,030 --> 01:06:21,880
I put everything in your go little stuff
681
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:22,300
yeah every time now act alert hey my
682
01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:27,580
watch your hiney oh really funny that
683
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:29,559
you'll stink just like your nasty earth
684
01:06:27,579 --> 01:06:39,989
breath there's my closeness make you
685
01:06:29,559 --> 01:06:39,989
uncomfortable how do you know
686
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:46,930
freeze start talking before I make you
687
01:06:46,929 --> 01:06:50,949
I love sesame see it's good you're
688
01:06:49,090 --> 01:06:56,380
allergic to sesame seeds blow up like a
689
01:06:50,949 --> 01:06:58,829
balloon where's the alien uh I don't
690
01:07:19,980 --> 01:07:30,940
to be around for somewhere be really
691
01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:35,010
careful okay how about a quick trip to
692
01:07:30,940 --> 01:07:35,010
the frozen indem of the Amazon Queen
693
01:08:40,519 --> 01:08:46,059
you can you can hear mom she your you're
694
01:08:42,679 --> 01:08:49,359
probably not even here the snow is real
695
01:09:01,460 --> 01:09:09,868
there's nothing darn he thought his way
696
01:09:08,099 --> 01:09:13,310
right out of that let's see if you can
697
01:09:09,868 --> 01:09:16,429
handle the killer worm from Planet X
698
01:09:18,198 --> 01:09:24,439
what is that some kind of virtual
699
01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:59,279
nothing to see here move it along keep
700
01:09:57,238 --> 01:10:00,988
it moving keep it moving come on let's
701
01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:10,319
go nothing to see mom I need a
702
01:10:00,988 --> 01:10:12,209
screwdriver moving got him on the run
703
01:10:10,319 --> 01:10:15,139
now the old killer one from Planet X
704
01:10:31,159 --> 01:10:39,750
what if the nanobots don't stop they
705
01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:41,070
have to professor they they will if I
706
01:10:39,750 --> 01:10:43,590
could speak to the alien you've ever
707
01:10:41,069 --> 01:10:45,519
considered yes I have considered that
708
01:10:43,590 --> 01:10:48,909
but I I don't want to think about that
709
01:10:59,618 --> 01:11:06,819
God in heaven guide my hand yes indeed
710
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:20,140
cuz it's happening is it's gonna work
711
01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:24,390
this thing has a brain of oregon's or
712
01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:24,390
DNA of any kind and the made of silicon
713
01:11:46,890 --> 01:11:53,560
well one of our problems say let's see
714
01:11:51,399 --> 01:11:56,369
you escape from the prehistoric land of
715
01:12:53,238 --> 01:12:57,279
he's dissolving something's easy
716
01:13:34,449 --> 01:13:42,229
like father like son thank you thank you
717
01:13:39,260 --> 01:13:44,930
so much no no no thank you sir
718
01:13:42,229 --> 01:13:47,929
because of you my children the nanos are
719
01:13:44,930 --> 01:13:48,409
now safe and so are your children wait a
720
01:13:48,409 --> 01:13:52,639
we've still got that good-for-nothing
721
01:13:49,819 --> 01:14:08,090
alien to deal with if he could make one
722
01:13:52,640 --> 01:14:10,240
of those beasts smaller than you were
723
01:14:16,430 --> 01:14:31,470
how am I supposed to drive hi yeah let
724
01:14:27,539 --> 01:14:32,189
me speak to Larry hi hi Larry yeah say
725
01:14:32,189 --> 01:14:37,409
listen The [\xa0__\xa0] says hello hello Larry
726
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:43,170
you're not gonna believe where we are
727
01:14:37,409 --> 01:14:47,130
right now yeah come on down thank you
728
01:14:43,170 --> 01:14:48,810
don't even think about Joseph will you
729
01:14:47,130 --> 01:14:58,770
return our visitor back to its normal
730
01:14:48,810 --> 01:15:01,740
size We Need to Talk if it's about the
731
01:14:58,770 --> 01:15:04,920
TV well I am you must return to your
732
01:15:01,739 --> 01:15:08,130
planet and never come back to earth yeah
733
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:10,590
and leave without your specimens you
734
01:15:08,130 --> 01:15:12,150
know that was some rotten trick you
735
01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:14,069
pulled but no one would have hacked
736
01:15:12,149 --> 01:15:16,109
Leben armed as the young warrior found
737
01:15:14,069 --> 01:15:18,329
out it was all just virtual reality
738
01:15:16,109 --> 01:15:20,849
well that is except for the killer worm
739
01:15:18,329 --> 01:15:24,239
from Planet X and how annoyed you dug
740
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:26,400
deep that nano robots and they eat
741
01:15:24,239 --> 01:15:28,619
silicon here and they're real hungry so
742
01:15:26,399 --> 01:15:29,969
don't even try to look at my family are
743
01:15:28,619 --> 01:15:31,680
you gonna find out what it's like to be
744
01:15:29,970 --> 01:15:34,710
a pizza but I'm telling you you really
745
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:37,560
would enjoy life more on no we enjoy
746
01:15:34,710 --> 01:15:39,960
life here on earth just fine thank you
747
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:42,480
at least most of the time but dead after
748
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:43,829
all we've been through and his planet
749
01:15:43,829 --> 01:15:48,510
crime runs rampant the air is unbeatable
750
01:15:45,930 --> 01:15:50,820
not enough parking and on Moya you get
751
01:15:48,510 --> 01:15:51,989
six months vacation twice a year this is
752
01:15:51,989 --> 01:15:58,050
going going no you aren't gonna come
753
01:15:56,220 --> 01:16:00,420
back and try and destroy us are you you
754
01:15:58,050 --> 01:16:02,159
don't understand it's not me you need to
755
01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:03,960
worry about you are your own worst
756
01:16:02,159 --> 01:16:05,609
enemies you will eventually destroy
757
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:11,460
yourselves if I don't return with a
758
01:16:05,609 --> 01:16:13,079
specimen you Earthlings are ignorant and
759
01:16:13,079 --> 01:16:22,179
what am I gonna tell the don't come back
760
01:16:20,529 --> 01:16:24,748
yeah don't let go let the door hit you
761
01:16:27,988 --> 01:16:32,408
hey - could you just do us one favor
762
01:16:30,309 --> 01:16:35,930
could you drop us off at the office I
763
01:16:38,460 --> 01:16:41,310
do you think you've been addressed like
764
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:46,230
that to my Pulitzer Prize acceptance
765
01:16:41,310 --> 01:16:47,789
party don't worry okay anyway my photos
766
01:16:46,229 --> 01:16:50,089
gonna be even better than your story I'm
767
01:16:50,090 --> 01:16:57,210
JW don't hurt yourself now because after
768
01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:58,620
this life is gonna be one big picnic
769
01:16:57,210 --> 01:17:02,239
could you just climb right up there and
770
01:16:58,619 --> 01:17:02,239
tell all - how to get to the office
771
01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:27,420
professor come in professor Jefferson's
772
01:17:19,859 --> 01:17:29,339
here little Cindy I have been thinking
773
01:17:27,420 --> 01:17:32,130
which is something I do now and then
774
01:17:32,130 --> 01:17:38,069
appropriate if I should take us all out
775
01:17:34,409 --> 01:17:39,359
to dinner to celebrate celebrate yes you
776
01:17:39,359 --> 01:17:44,009
eat drink be merry that sort of thing in
777
01:17:41,550 --> 01:17:46,710
celebration of my new assistant your new
778
01:17:44,010 --> 01:17:49,590
assistant I'm sorry did I say assistant
779
01:17:46,710 --> 01:17:50,550
I'm fully intended to say partner my new
780
01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:07,269
forget it no one will ever buy that
781
01:18:07,789 --> 01:18:12,109
uh-huh even I have standards of
782
01:18:10,010 --> 01:18:14,780
credibility the readers won't go for it
783
01:18:12,109 --> 01:18:16,639
what it's true it doesn't matter
784
01:18:14,779 --> 01:18:20,050
listen let me worry about the stories
785
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:20,050
and you stick to the photographs okay
786
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:30,859
I told you not to eat the fish who know
787
01:18:27,670 --> 01:18:32,690
you know I never fancied myself a
788
01:18:30,859 --> 01:18:49,189
photographer I always wanted to be a
789
01:18:32,689 --> 01:18:51,819
conductor so calming zip it and zip me
790
01:18:51,819 --> 01:18:57,819
okay can't help it weakened [\xa0__\xa0] ever
791
01:18:57,819 --> 01:19:15,340
third grade wow what a woman was it good
792
01:19:17,770 --> 01:19:22,880
Touche does that mean you're gonna let
793
01:19:20,239 --> 01:19:25,219
me write the story I don't know please
794
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:28,909
please please let me just tell you the
795
01:19:25,220 --> 01:19:34,579
headline okay last lovers in paradise by
796
01:19:28,909 --> 01:19:38,840
JW no and of course the lovely talented
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and voluptuous Penelope yeah no that has
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a nice ring to it you know maybe there
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is a brain in that Neanderthal skull of
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yours after all JW lost lovers in
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oh and JW well you know since I am the
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last man maybe we could you know
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in this planet JW anything's possible
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