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♪ Hang the ball
and the ball goes over there ♪
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♪ And this goes over there
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♪ And da-da-da-da-da...
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Oh, everybody,
look at the tree.
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Aw, I love this tree.
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It's the day after
Halloween, Lin.
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Don't you think
we might have
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gotten the tree
a little early?
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Oh, put some mistletoe
on my butt and kiss it, Bobby.
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Okay.
Yeah, Dad.
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Stop ruining Halloween
by not celebrating Christmas.
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Aw... bye, tree.
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You had a good life.
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That's how I want to go out,
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dehydrated and covered
in tinsel.
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Sounds like
a gay pride parade.
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Mm-hmm.
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Everybody, look at the tree.
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Aw, I love our new tree.
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Look.
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It's the day after
Thanksgiving, Lin.
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I'm not looking
at it till tomorrow.
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It seems like just yesterday
it was Thanksgiving.
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Oh, my God.
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It's Christmas Eve
and our tree is dead.
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What are we gonna do, Bobby?
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I don't know, but we have to
get this out of the house;
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It caught on fire twice.
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I guess we're just not
going to have a tree
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on Christmas this year.
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What?!
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Not-not-not-not-not
have a tree on...
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on Christmas?!
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Where are the presents
gonna go if there's no tree?
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We want
a divorce!
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Thank you, bye.
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Everyone just
calm down, okay?
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There is a tree lot
about an hour away.
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And the guy said
we could have
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the pick of the runts!
Right?
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Lin, you want to
drive an hour away
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and get
another tree?
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What-what about our
Christmas Eve dinner?
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I have a ham
in the oven.
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You have to fart? No, Tina.
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A real ham is
currently in our oven.
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Just bring it.
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Everyone loves rare ham. No, Gene.
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Bob, put the oven on low.
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We'll be back before you can say
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Dancer, Prancer,
Vixen, and Nixon.
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Well, we'd better
be back fast.
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Tonight's the night we
finally catch Santa Claus.
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We've been planning
this for months.
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You're gonna
catch Santa?
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Yup.
We built a Santa trap.
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All right, but if you catch him,
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he's your responsibility.
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I'm not cleaning up
after Santa.
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Hey, this is David Dazzle,
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I'll be your pilot for tonight.
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I'm playing all your
Christmas's favorites
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and some songs no one likes.
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Family road trip!
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We're going to get
a Christmas tree, all right!
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Again.
Oh, Bobby.
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Stop being such
a lump of coal.
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This is what the
holidays are all about.
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We're together,
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there's Christmas
music on the radio.
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Oh, give me
the phone!
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I want to request
"Jingle in the Jungle."
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"Jingle in the Jungle"?
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That sounds like
a terrible Christmas song.
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Maybe you're not ready.
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"Jingle in the Jungle"
pushes the limits.
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Step on it, Dad!
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We have a date
with a fat old man.
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We're chubby chasers.
Tina, that's...
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Don't say that, that's
not ni-nice to say.
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Fat fetishists?
Kids, tickle your father.
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He's being a big bah hum-booger!
Get him. No, don't...
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Get him! Get him!
Don't tickle me now, I'm driving.
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No, kids... ♪ I'm gonna
tickle your mustache ♪
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All right, kids, cut it out! ♪
I'm gonna tickle your mustache. ♪
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I-I got armpits! Armpits!
Hey, hey, hey, I'm driving!
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You don't tickle the driver! Oh!
You're not driving very well.
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Whose hand is that?
I can't see.
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I just want to use the
windshield wipers for a second.
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- Lin, get the kids off me!- It's Christmas!
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Are these even Christmas trees?
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Aw. They're
all so skinny
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and sick-looking.
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Can you turn that
one around, please?
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Mom wants to see
its tree butt.
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Everybody's got
their thing.
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I'm more of
a branch man. Mmm.
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Okay, well,
you guys decide
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on which scrawny
tree to buy.
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We're going
to go over there
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and practice our Santa
containment strategies.
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I assume he
knows jujitsu...
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Uh, can I come?
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Your mom's gonna be at least
another half hour here.
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Uh, you're not part
of the plan, Dad.
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Well, I could help.
I'm bigger than you.
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Yeah, but you're weak.
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Santa would drop you.
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And that would kill me.
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I could take Santa. Okay, Dad.
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Hey, Tina,
thanks for
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helping Louise
beat up Santa.
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She really believes...
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she can catch him.
Yeah.
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It's so nice that
she still believes...
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in this mission.
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It's weird, right?
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Isn't nine a little
old to, uh...
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believe that?
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To what...
Believe what?
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That...
What... um...
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In the mission? Okay.
Forget it.
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Never mind.
Good talking to you.
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Good talking
to you, Dad.
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Finally, a truck
you're allowed to lick.
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Gene!
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Focus!
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Okay, let's go
through this again.
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We'll pretend
the Porta Potti is the tree
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and Santa's on his way
to deliver presents.
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Gene, you be Santa.
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Phase one.
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Santa passes
right by the kitchen
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where he sees cookies!
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These rocks are the cookies.
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Num num num num num.
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Phase two.
Santa finds a note
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that says "Milk in the fridge."
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I'm thirsty!
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Phase three!
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When he opens
the fridge
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and grabs the glass
of milk... Bam!
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His wrist is stuck
in a zip tie! Aah!
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That's when
I jump out
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and wrap myself
around his ankles.
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Then Tina jumps on his back
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and makes Kringle crumble.
Aah!
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I'll gouge out his eyes
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and pull on his beard!
Aah!
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
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We want him
alive, T.
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Sorry, I got carried away.
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I'm glad we practiced.
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Kids, help me out.
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I can't see. Am I good?
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Yeah, you're good.
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You're very good.
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I thought you said
I was good!
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How could you
guys not see
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that giant
candy cane truck?
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We see it.
We just don't make
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a big deal out of it.
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Great, I'm not
getting traction.
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I thought we were
gonna get snow tires.
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That was gonna be my Christmas
present to you. Aw...
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Because I wasn't expecting
to be out in the snow,
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buying a Christmas tree
the night before Christmas.
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Hey! Jackass!
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We're having a Christmas
moment here, all right?
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Lin, just stop.
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Bob, let me
handle this.
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♪ Jing-le bells
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♪ Jing-le bells
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♪ Jin-gle all the way
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Lin. What?
I'm doing "Jingle Bells."
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He's just
hearing honking.
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Now, stop. Come on, kids.
Sing along!
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♪ Jing-le bells
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♪ Jing-le all the way
♪ Jingle all the bells
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- Jingle, jingle, jingle.
- Ooh, there we go.
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Everybody stop jingling.
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How long does the normal
person stay on hold?
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Four hours?
Oh, great.
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This guy again. I guess
he's not in a hurry anymore.
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Maybe the speed
limit is seven.
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You know, I'm
gonna pass him.
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You can't be serious.
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Is he speeding up?
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What's this guy's problem?
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So...
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you guys excited
to decorate the tree?
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I don't know if
we should put
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any ornaments
on it, Mom.
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It looked pretty fragile. What?
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Yeah,
somebody give that tree a sandwich!
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And a bowl
of soup.
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Oh, my God.
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Aw, be nice to the tree.
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It is December, Mom.
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Shouldn't you be decorating
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for the Fourth of July?
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Stop speeding up!
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Let me in!
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Bob, who you
talking to?
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Oh, my God!
That was close!
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You almost drove
us right into
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that snow
plow, Bobby!
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Good thing you don't have
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any children in the backseat.
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It wasn't
my fault!
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That trucker is driving
like a lunatic.
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More like you are. No. It was him.
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I just want to get
away from him.
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Now he's right
on my ass.
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This guy's trying
to kill us!
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I'm gonna pull off the road
right there.
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Yes!
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna puke!
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Huh...
is everybody okay?
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I'm fine.
I'm great!
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I didn't
pee my pants.
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Good, Gene.
Why wasn't I scared?
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Wait, that was
terrifying.
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Now I have to pee!
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Okay, uh....
just go pee outside. No!
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It will freeze up and
go up inside my body!
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What the hell was that, Bobby?
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You trying to get us killed?
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Me?
That trucker just
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ran us off the road, Lin!
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The pee is winning.
Gene, just hold it.
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Okay, so every time
somebody tailgates you,
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you drive off the road?
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That wasn't tailgating,
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that was intimidation!
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By an adorable
candy cane truck.
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Urination begins
in three, two...
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Gene, Gene.
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We'll take you to pee
in that diner.
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Hurry up. We need to
get back on the road.
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It might take a minute.
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My bladder asked if my colon
could come out and play,
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and my colon was like,
"Sure thing."
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Oh, Bobby!
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They make Dutch
Babies here!
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Let's order one!
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What's a Dutch Baby?
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About $2,000 less
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than an American baby?
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No, it's their
world-famous
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high-rise pancake.
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It says it takes
25 minutes to make
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We don't
have time.
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I have a ham in
the oven, remember?
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Just fart, Dad.
It's okay.
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Tina, stop.
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00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:47,967
You almost
ran our family
259
00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,402
off the road,
remember?
260
00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:50,903
We're getting a
Dutch Baby for dessert.
261
00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,405
We'll get it to go.
Dutch Baby, please.
262
00:07:52,406 --> 00:07:53,806
But the ham
will dry out.
263
00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,941
You could call Teddy.
He's got a spare key.
264
00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,176
I bet you he'd
turn off the oven.
265
00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,844
Sure thing, Bobby.
266
00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,846
I was gonna watch church on TV
but I can just DVR it.
267
00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,348
Well, we just need you
to turn off the oven.
268
00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:03,983
That's all, Teddy.
Ooh. Uh...
269
00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,584
I'm not really
much of a cook.
270
00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:06,952
I don't spend a lot
of time in the kitchen.
271
00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,854
As you probably know.
272
00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:10,489
It's not hard, Teddy. You just
turn the knob... Whoa, whoa.
273
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,358
Slow down, Bob.
Let me get a pen.
274
00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:13,926
You don't need a pen, Teddy.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
275
00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,327
You just need to turn
the knob to "off."
276
00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,762
Turn the knob to...?
Go.
277
00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:17,997
Off.
Off.
278
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,265
Okay.
279
00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,766
O-F...
280
00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,001
Oh, my God.
This thing's not working.
281
00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,436
Why is it
you always...
282
00:08:23,437 --> 00:08:24,670
you never have one
that works when you...
283
00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,138
Hold on. Just go to our house
284
00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:27,440
and turn off the oven! Okay.
285
00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:28,641
Bob, did you get
my Christmas card?
286
00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,710
Teddy, I gotta go.
287
00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,211
Bobby, did you get the Christmas card?
Not yet. Can't wait.
288
00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,612
Not everyone got 'em. Bye!
289
00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,214
Oh, they got
a pecan pie.
290
00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,515
Should we get a pie
while we wait?
291
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,150
Do I look different?
I feel different.
292
00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,385
Whoo... ha...
293
00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:40,820
Phone.
Gimme the phone.
294
00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,221
Why? I want to get back on hold.
295
00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,489
It's the only place
296
00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,024
I know who I am anymore. Hmm.
297
00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,826
Uh, excuse me,
Officer.
298
00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,060
Hi.
Over here.
299
00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,562
Uh, yes.
300
00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,297
Um... I would like
to report a crime.
301
00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,732
I was just run
off the road
302
00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:56,068
by a truck shaped like
a giant candy cane.
303
00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,737
Do you want to maybe
write that down
304
00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,172
or call it in?
305
00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,373
Hello?
306
00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:04,376
Are you injured
in any way?
307
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,745
Um... no.
308
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,313
Was there any damage
to your vehicle?
309
00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:08,547
No.
310
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,815
So, what, was
he mean to you?
311
00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:11,016
A truck driver
was mean to you?
312
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,385
Oh, snap!
Louise, stop.
313
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,987
Why do they call
you "the fuzz"?
314
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,056
Is it because of your head? Gene.
315
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,557
Sorry, don't listen
to them, Officer.
316
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,426
But maybe
listen to me?
317
00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:23,229
Because it doesn't seem
like you're doing that.
318
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,331
Sir, I am trying
to enjoy my Dutch Baby.
319
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,932
Looks good.
320
00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,434
Listen, there's a very
dangerous man out there
321
00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,202
driving around in
a huge candy cane.
322
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,738
I'm gonna need you to slide
back down into your booth.
323
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,074
Officer, you just
gotta listen to me!
324
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,342
Sorry about that.
325
00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,576
Did you just hit
that waitress?
326
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,944
No.
Yes, you did.
327
00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,546
I mean, yes, I did,
but it was a mistake.
328
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,414
Why would you hit
someone on Christmas?
329
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,116
It's 'cause this guy
wasn't listening to me.
330
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,584
Well, maybe if you slap
more waitresses,
331
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,019
I'll get right on it.
Fine.
332
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,254
Linda, kids.
We're leaving.
333
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,855
No more Dutch Babies!
No!
334
00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,791
I think that's a good idea.
Let's go.
335
00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,359
My Baby hasn't been
delivered yet.
336
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,693
Lin, come on!
337
00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:56,695
Oh, look, it came out
in 22 minutes!
338
00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:59,265
Oh, it's a preemie
just like Jesus.
339
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,900
Hello?
340
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,434
Anybody home?
341
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,403
I know there's not,
but I have manners.
342
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,605
Mmm. That ham smells good.
343
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,873
Wish my place smelled
this hammy.
344
00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,074
Bob's really got it all.
345
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,776
Oh, it's just a dial.
346
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,244
Why did Bob make it
so complicated?
347
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,479
Hey, there's my Christmas card.
348
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,047
Bob didn't open it.
349
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,609
What's he waiting for,
actual Christmas?
350
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,552
Hello, cookies.
I'll accept a tip.
351
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,120
Tree or a reindeer?
352
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,421
Ah, they probably
taste the same.
353
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,656
Or maybe they don't.
354
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,124
Maybe I find out.
Who knows?
355
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,093
I need some milk. Mmm.
356
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,896
"The milk is in the fridge."
Okay.
357
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:33,032
"To reach milk,
358
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,935
place your hand through
Christmas wrist wreath."
359
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,803
That sounds fun.
360
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,071
Oh! Oh!
361
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:41,941
What's going on?!
362
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,776
Aah! Oh!
363
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:44,777
Oh, man!
364
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,448
Ooh, pickles.
365
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,850
Ah, hope you're happy, Bobby.
366
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,251
You almost got
this family arrested.
367
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,319
You know, the only reason
368
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,320
we're even driving around
369
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,688
on Christmas Eve, Lin,
370
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,089
is because you
bought a tree
371
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,091
on November 1!
372
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,660
Your negative attitude is
what probably killed our tree.
373
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,963
Both of you, shush!
We got to get home!
374
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,298
Santa's not gonna
kidnap himself.
375
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,833
It's the one thing
he can't do.
376
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,771
Oh, my God. Is that him?
377
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,542
It's the candy cane truck!
378
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:17,543
Oh, here we go.
379
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,011
Bob and his truck,
everybody.
380
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,880
Why is he in the
middle of the road?
381
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,518
Why is he coming so fast?
382
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,518
Bobby!
383
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,488
Bobby!
384
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,623
Oh, my God!
385
00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:34,309
Bob, that candy cane truck is
trying to kill us!
386
00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:35,844
That's what I've been saying!
387
00:11:35,878 --> 00:11:37,846
We don't listen to you!
388
00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:39,147
Oh, my Dutch Baby!
389
00:11:39,148 --> 00:11:41,016
Get it out from under
the pedals, Lin!
390
00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:43,018
You're mushing it, Bobby!
You're killing her!
391
00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:44,552
So you believe me now?
392
00:11:44,553 --> 00:11:46,421
Oh, I'm so sorry
I doubted you, Bobby.
393
00:11:46,422 --> 00:11:47,922
I thought it was like
that time you said
394
00:11:47,923 --> 00:11:49,391
you flushed
but I know you didn't.
395
00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:51,226
I flushed.
I saw what I saw!
396
00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:53,061
I still see it
when I close my eyes.
397
00:11:53,095 --> 00:11:54,529
Look, we don't have
time for this.
398
00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,731
We have to call the police.
Gene, give your mom the phone!
399
00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:58,700
I can't. I'm on hold
with the radio station!
400
00:11:58,734 --> 00:12:00,635
You've been on hold
with them this whole time?
401
00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,604
"Jingle in the Jungle" is
an American classic.
402
00:12:02,605 --> 00:12:04,039
You'll thank me
when you hear it.
403
00:12:04,073 --> 00:12:05,273
Give her the phone!
404
00:12:05,274 --> 00:12:07,108
The battery's dead!
405
00:12:07,109 --> 00:12:08,276
Damn it, Gene!
406
00:12:08,277 --> 00:12:09,344
All batteries die,
407
00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:11,446
but this one truly lived.
408
00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:13,081
Hang on, everybody!
Whoa!
409
00:12:14,617 --> 00:12:16,685
What are you doing?!
I thought the car would
410
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:19,154
spin all the way around
like in the movies!
411
00:12:19,188 --> 00:12:20,822
Oh, we can't shake this guy!
I'm gonna go down
412
00:12:20,856 --> 00:12:22,057
that little road.
413
00:12:26,629 --> 00:12:27,896
Bobby, do something.
He's coming back!
414
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:29,631
This guy's crazy!
415
00:12:29,632 --> 00:12:30,699
I'll pull the car in there
416
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,167
and shut off the lights.
417
00:12:32,201 --> 00:12:33,562
Maybe he won't see us
in the trees.
418
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:44,112
Everybody stay still
and be very quiet.
419
00:12:44,113 --> 00:12:45,947
Can I just say one thing?
420
00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:47,415
No, Gene.
421
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,551
I think I have
the best legs in the family.
422
00:12:49,552 --> 00:12:51,619
And the smoothest bottom.
423
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,021
Okay, no more talking.
424
00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:54,789
Mom? Dad?
Oh, my God.
425
00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:56,224
I just wanted to let you know.
426
00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:57,625
I was the one
who didn't flush.
427
00:12:57,626 --> 00:12:58,660
It's okay, sweetheart.
428
00:12:58,661 --> 00:12:59,894
That was impressive though.
429
00:12:59,895 --> 00:13:01,062
It looked just
like your father's.
430
00:13:01,063 --> 00:13:02,330
That's what I was going for.
431
00:13:02,331 --> 00:13:04,332
Can everybody just
please stop talking?
432
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,333
Now I know
433
00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:06,368
what the Von Trapps felt like.
434
00:13:06,402 --> 00:13:07,469
Dad?
What?
435
00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:09,270
Where do babies come from?
436
00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:11,506
You all come from my vagina.
437
00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:12,607
I knew it.
438
00:13:12,608 --> 00:13:13,942
You owe me ten dollars, Tina.
439
00:13:13,943 --> 00:13:15,243
Everybody stop.
440
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:19,247
He's right there.
He's right there.
441
00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,916
- Can he see us?
- I don't know.
442
00:13:27,156 --> 00:13:28,155
I think he's leaving.
443
00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:36,331
He's gone. Yay!
All right. Yes!
444
00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:38,166
Nobody is saying it
so I'll just say it.
445
00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,034
I saved all of our lives.
446
00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:41,102
Merry Christmas.
447
00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:42,337
Come on, let's go home!
448
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:43,638
We're gonna...
time to do the tree.
449
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:44,773
Oh, no.
450
00:13:44,807 --> 00:13:46,474
No! No! No!
What?
451
00:13:46,475 --> 00:13:47,535
What happened?
What happened?
452
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:49,144
No, no, no, no, no!
453
00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:50,812
We're stuck.
454
00:13:50,813 --> 00:13:52,781
Nobody's saying it
so I'll just say it.
455
00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:54,315
Dad ruined Christmas.
456
00:13:56,485 --> 00:13:57,852
It's like a disco.
457
00:14:00,723 --> 00:14:02,857
It's working!
458
00:14:02,858 --> 00:14:04,759
Oh, God!
459
00:14:04,794 --> 00:14:07,962
Aah!
Come on, come on, we can do it.
460
00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:08,997
We couldn't do it.
461
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,064
I told you we should drive
462
00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:11,733
a motorcycle
with four side cars.
463
00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:13,468
Then we would never be
in this mess!
464
00:14:13,469 --> 00:14:14,502
What are we gonna do, Bobby?
465
00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:15,737
We got to get out of here.
466
00:14:15,738 --> 00:14:17,639
I nominate Tina
to walk for help.
467
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,474
Just to be nominated
is an honor.
468
00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:21,009
Don't worry.
We'll figure something out.
469
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:23,178
We're not missing Christmas.
I promise.
470
00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:25,380
Hey look at that,
it's just past midnight.
471
00:14:25,414 --> 00:14:26,815
Merry Christmas, everyone.
472
00:14:26,816 --> 00:14:29,250
Merry Christmas, Radio DJ.
473
00:14:29,251 --> 00:14:30,852
Hey, no one's called in
for this one tonight,
474
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,320
but I'm playing it anyway.
475
00:14:32,321 --> 00:14:33,822
Here's "Jingle in the Jungle."
476
00:14:33,823 --> 00:14:36,257
Yay! Christmas miracle!
477
00:14:36,258 --> 00:14:38,326
I wasn't expecting
so much bongo.
478
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,528
I like it.
479
00:14:40,563 --> 00:14:42,664
You know what?
Who needs a nice cozy,
480
00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:44,332
warm, comfortable home?
481
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:46,367
We can have our own Christmas
right here in the car.
482
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:48,436
Yeah, until it runs out of gas
and we freeze to death.
483
00:14:48,437 --> 00:14:49,904
Yeah.
484
00:14:49,905 --> 00:14:51,005
It's like we're
a family of cops,
485
00:14:51,006 --> 00:14:52,340
staking out that bush.
486
00:14:55,778 --> 00:14:58,012
That's a dumb place
to keep bowls.
487
00:14:58,047 --> 00:15:00,615
And all was right with
the world, and... Ah!
488
00:15:00,616 --> 00:15:03,685
Look what the wise men bought
from the auto parts store.
489
00:15:03,719 --> 00:15:05,453
Let's all sing "Silent Night."
490
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:10,725
♪ Silent
491
00:15:10,726 --> 00:15:13,495
♪ Night
492
00:15:13,529 --> 00:15:15,597
♪ Holy...
493
00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:17,332
Crap! Truck!
494
00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:18,933
Bobby, we got
to get out of here!
495
00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:21,469
It's still not working!
496
00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:22,937
Okay, everybody just stay calm.
497
00:15:22,938 --> 00:15:24,973
We're safe here in the car.
498
00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:26,741
I have a plan... let's
all get out of the car
499
00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:28,042
and run in different
directions.
500
00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:29,444
He'll only catch
the slowest one.
501
00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:31,079
Gene, you're the slowest one!
502
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,114
Aah! I'm the slowest one!
503
00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:34,147
Kids, no, get back here!
504
00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:38,786
Maybe it's a different
candy cane truck?
505
00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:41,767
Oh, my God.
This is it. We're trapped.
506
00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:43,803
Kids, get in the car now.
Lock the doors.
507
00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:47,173
Oh, thank God.
Dad's on it.
508
00:15:47,174 --> 00:15:48,908
The handler's got it
covered, guys!
509
00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:49,942
Relax!
510
00:15:49,943 --> 00:15:51,544
Bob, be careful.
511
00:15:51,545 --> 00:15:53,045
Tell him you had asthma
when you were a boy.
512
00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:54,280
And you have bad
night vision.
513
00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:56,716
Listen, uh, sir.
514
00:15:56,717 --> 00:15:58,284
Whatever it is you want,
515
00:15:58,285 --> 00:15:59,785
we're just trying
to get home for Christmas.
516
00:15:59,786 --> 00:16:01,120
Can we just talk this out?
517
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,258
Oh, you look like that.
518
00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:07,727
Um, okay.
519
00:16:07,728 --> 00:16:10,429
Uh, you seem like a
small, reasonable guy.
520
00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,531
If this is about earlier,
I'm sorry I cut you off.
521
00:16:12,532 --> 00:16:15,301
I don't want to point fingers,
but it was my kids' fault.
522
00:16:15,302 --> 00:16:17,470
Yeah, Dad. Great.
For Christmas I really wanted
523
00:16:17,471 --> 00:16:18,938
you to throw us under the bus.
524
00:16:18,939 --> 00:16:21,474
Let's do this!
Me and you.
525
00:16:21,475 --> 00:16:23,209
It's go time! Aah!
526
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:26,112
Just take my coat off.
527
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,549
N-No.
I'll fight him, punk!
528
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,251
Come on, punk!
Lin, stay in the car.
529
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,285
Listen, this is crazy.
530
00:16:33,286 --> 00:16:34,553
I mean, why are you so angry?
531
00:16:34,554 --> 00:16:35,554
Just because I cut you off?
532
00:16:35,555 --> 00:16:37,890
You also kept honking at me.
533
00:16:37,891 --> 00:16:38,891
Repeatedly.
534
00:16:38,892 --> 00:16:40,292
It was "Jingle Bells."
535
00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:41,594
You don't know "Jingle Bells"?
536
00:16:41,595 --> 00:16:43,796
Put 'em up, snowflake.
537
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:45,398
Oh, we're gonna dance.
538
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:46,599
Are you shivering?
539
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,067
You should put
your jacket back on.
540
00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:50,269
Oh, I-I... I'm fine.
541
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,604
Look, how about this?
542
00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:52,738
My car is stuck in the snow.
543
00:16:52,739 --> 00:16:54,073
If you can...
544
00:16:54,074 --> 00:16:56,342
You're really shivering.
545
00:16:56,343 --> 00:16:57,810
If you could
just help us pull it out
546
00:16:57,811 --> 00:16:59,245
'cause you have a big truck...
547
00:16:59,246 --> 00:17:00,746
I'm about to bang your ass
548
00:17:00,747 --> 00:17:02,815
and you're asking me for help?
549
00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:04,016
"Bang my ass"?
550
00:17:04,017 --> 00:17:05,451
Yeah, bang your ass!
551
00:17:05,452 --> 00:17:08,020
Okay, I mean, you mean... Okay.
552
00:17:08,021 --> 00:17:09,955
I-I've never heard it
said that way.
553
00:17:09,956 --> 00:17:11,991
What? Bang?
You mean, beat me up.
554
00:17:11,992 --> 00:17:13,259
You know, I think I meant kick.
555
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:14,860
I'm pretty...
I think I meant kick.
556
00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:16,629
It was like halfway out
of my mouth and I went,
557
00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:18,431
"Ooh, that could be
taken the wrong way."
558
00:17:18,432 --> 00:17:19,765
Come on! Let's go!
Let's go! Well, it...
559
00:17:19,766 --> 00:17:21,200
All right, I-I... Look.
560
00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:22,468
I'll tell you what,
561
00:17:22,469 --> 00:17:23,703
if you pull our car
out of the snow,
562
00:17:23,704 --> 00:17:24,704
I-I'll-I'll let you
563
00:17:24,705 --> 00:17:25,705
punch me in the stomach.
564
00:17:25,706 --> 00:17:27,006
Bobby! Psst.
565
00:17:27,007 --> 00:17:28,374
You're gonna let
this guy hit you?
566
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,176
He's just a sad,
little guy, Lin.
567
00:17:30,177 --> 00:17:31,610
I-I don't think
it's gonna hurt.
568
00:17:31,611 --> 00:17:33,312
I'll just act
like it does.
569
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,214
Do your girl scream.
What girl scream?
570
00:17:35,215 --> 00:17:37,016
I think she means
your regular scream.
571
00:17:37,017 --> 00:17:38,484
And then do your girl walk.
572
00:17:38,485 --> 00:17:40,052
Girl walk?
I don't have a girl walk.
573
00:17:40,053 --> 00:17:41,187
Yeah, you do this like...
574
00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:45,458
I don't do that.
Mmm, agree to disagree.
575
00:17:45,459 --> 00:17:47,860
Look, I think this guy's having
a worse Christmas than us.
576
00:17:47,861 --> 00:17:49,962
He seems like
he really needs this.
577
00:17:49,963 --> 00:17:52,665
Aw, that's the holiday
spirit, Bobby.
578
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,968
So cold.
579
00:17:55,969 --> 00:17:58,304
And crisp.
580
00:17:58,305 --> 00:18:00,639
I guess I'm near the crisper.
581
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,174
I'm not gonna last
much longer...
582
00:18:02,175 --> 00:18:04,043
Maybe I can get
to the knives on the counter.
583
00:18:04,044 --> 00:18:05,578
I could cut my way out.
584
00:18:05,579 --> 00:18:07,513
Teddy, you got to try.
585
00:18:09,149 --> 00:18:12,017
Just pretend you're moving
a fridge for Bob.
586
00:18:12,018 --> 00:18:14,587
So, Bobby,
you got a new fridge, huh?
587
00:18:14,588 --> 00:18:16,155
What else is new with you?
588
00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:17,389
Uh-oh.
589
00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:19,358
No, no, no, no, no, no...
590
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:22,394
Now I'm gonna die looking
at Gene's finger painting.
591
00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:24,196
What is that even
supposed to be?
592
00:18:24,197 --> 00:18:26,198
So, do we have a deal?
593
00:18:26,199 --> 00:18:27,900
I want to punch
your stupid face!
594
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:29,201
No, just the stomach.
595
00:18:29,202 --> 00:18:31,203
How about I kick you
in the neck?
596
00:18:31,204 --> 00:18:32,605
Look, you get one punch
to the stomach,
597
00:18:32,606 --> 00:18:33,839
and then you get us out of here.
598
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,608
Fine, but I need
to borrow your jacket.
599
00:18:35,609 --> 00:18:37,676
Look, let's just
get this over with.
600
00:18:44,885 --> 00:18:47,419
Christmas is just
a really hard time for me.
601
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:49,889
I wish I was with my family.
602
00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:51,924
Aw, he's not with his family.
603
00:18:51,925 --> 00:18:53,926
Poor thing's all
alone on Christmas.
604
00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:55,461
And then you cut me off,
605
00:18:55,462 --> 00:18:57,296
and that was the last straw.
606
00:18:57,297 --> 00:18:59,732
That's why I wanted
to bang your butt.
607
00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:01,367
You... I thought we
agreed not to say that.
608
00:19:01,368 --> 00:19:02,768
All right.
609
00:19:02,769 --> 00:19:04,804
Listen, I-I-I'm sorry
I cut you off.
610
00:19:04,805 --> 00:19:06,438
And I'm sorry you have
to work on Christmas.
611
00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:07,439
That's rough.
612
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,908
Tell me about it.
613
00:19:08,909 --> 00:19:10,442
I have to drive
through the night to get
614
00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:13,646
from a Christmas Eve parade
to a Christmas Day parade.
615
00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:15,147
Oh, that's an awful lot
of driving.
616
00:19:15,148 --> 00:19:16,816
And a lot of information.
617
00:19:16,817 --> 00:19:18,584
Sounds like you're having
a horrible Christmas.
618
00:19:18,585 --> 00:19:20,953
Great, we've bonded, can I
lick your truck now? Yum.
619
00:19:20,954 --> 00:19:23,589
Probably the crappiest
Christmas ever.
620
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:26,592
Guess you just needed someone
to take out your frustration on.
621
00:19:26,593 --> 00:19:27,726
Exactly!
622
00:19:27,727 --> 00:19:29,094
I thought we'd worked past
623
00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:30,396
the whole punching thing.
624
00:19:30,397 --> 00:19:32,331
Nope.
Boy that felt good.
625
00:19:32,332 --> 00:19:33,966
Man, I really needed that.
626
00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:35,434
Hi, my name's Gary.
627
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:38,270
Hey, Gary. Bob.
You're pretty strong.
628
00:19:38,271 --> 00:19:40,272
Now, let's see if we can get
you guys out of here, huh?
629
00:19:40,273 --> 00:19:42,575
Hey, how do you know
if you have internal bleeding?
630
00:19:42,576 --> 00:19:44,109
I can tell.
I can tell.
631
00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:45,978
Let me listen.
Let me listen.
632
00:19:45,979 --> 00:19:48,280
All right! Here we go!
633
00:19:48,281 --> 00:19:49,415
Thanks, Gary!
634
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:50,983
No problem.
635
00:19:50,984 --> 00:19:53,352
I'm gonna get back
into my, uh...
636
00:19:53,353 --> 00:19:55,354
prison on wheels now.
Okay!
637
00:19:55,355 --> 00:19:58,457
Aw, you just need a little
Christmas cheer in there.
638
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,925
Bobby, give him the tree.
639
00:19:59,926 --> 00:20:02,127
What? No. The tree is
the whole reason we...
640
00:20:02,128 --> 00:20:03,295
Give him the tree!
641
00:20:03,296 --> 00:20:04,830
All right.
That's so nice.
642
00:20:04,831 --> 00:20:05,831
Hey, come here.
643
00:20:05,832 --> 00:20:07,166
You ever have a Dutch Baby?
644
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:09,168
Put that in your mouth.
Merry Christmas.
645
00:20:09,169 --> 00:20:11,470
This is really good.
You can't even taste the baby.
646
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:12,838
Yeah.
647
00:20:12,839 --> 00:20:15,007
Oh, oh, God,
he's so hungry, look.
648
00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:19,445
We got him!
649
00:20:19,446 --> 00:20:22,014
Oh my God, Teddy!
Teddy is Santa!
650
00:20:22,015 --> 00:20:24,216
I found the Christmas
card you didn't open.
651
00:20:24,217 --> 00:20:25,618
It's right there
on the counter.
652
00:20:25,619 --> 00:20:27,119
Open the card
while I'm here.
653
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,021
You'd rather me do that
than try and get the...
654
00:20:29,022 --> 00:20:31,023
Open the card, then you can
get the fridge off of me.
655
00:20:31,024 --> 00:20:33,392
Oh, well, anyway,
it's just a cat.
656
00:20:33,393 --> 00:20:34,860
What does it say?
657
00:20:34,861 --> 00:20:37,329
It says "Meow-y Christmas."
658
00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:38,364
Yup, yeah.
659
00:20:38,365 --> 00:20:39,732
That's cute.
660
00:20:39,733 --> 00:20:43,202
♪ Hoo, ha,
hoo, ha ♪
661
00:20:43,203 --> 00:20:46,872
♪ Hoo, ha, hoo, ha
662
00:20:46,873 --> 00:20:50,809
♪ Jingle in the jungle,
hope you bringle me a bundle ♪
663
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:52,211
♪ Jingle on my tingle
664
00:20:52,212 --> 00:20:54,346
♪ Santa,
bring my favorite thingles ♪
665
00:20:54,347 --> 00:20:55,848
♪ Some mittens for the monkeys
666
00:20:55,849 --> 00:20:58,150
♪ But make sure
they're pretty funky ♪
667
00:20:58,151 --> 00:21:02,087
♪ Some leggings for the lion,
but remember he's size nine ♪
668
00:21:02,088 --> 00:21:05,891
♪ Frogs and gators
and monkeys immense ♪
669
00:21:05,892 --> 00:21:09,728
♪ Everybody jingle
to the jungle dance ♪
670
00:21:09,729 --> 00:21:12,698
♪ We have candles
and lights and jingle... ♪
671
00:21:12,699 --> 00:21:16,737
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