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♪ Yeah!
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♪ Yeah!
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We're Bad
Hair Day!
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Thank you!
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Wow!
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Okay.
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I think we know the winner
of this talent show.
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But we have one
more band. Uh...
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"The Ta-Ta's"?
Give it up.
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Um, hello. Hello?
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♪ We're the Ta-Ta's
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♪ And we're gonna rock ya
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♪ We like to cha-cha
and eat frittatas... ♪
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Bring back Bad Hair Day!
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Oh, my face!
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Yeah.
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Uh-huh. Wait.
You want us to do what?!
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No, no, no.
No way.
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Debbie, no! De...
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I said no, Debbie!
Good-bye!
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What is Debbie's problem?!
And who is Debbie?
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She's organizing my 25-year
high school reunion.
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Why does that make you
so angry? Dish, girl.
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Because she wants my high school
band to play there,
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and I don't want to be
humiliated all over again!
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Right. Your reunion.
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So, are we going?
Are we not going?
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I mean, I'll do whatever.
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Eh, I don't think
I want to go now.
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Oh, thank God!
I'm confused.
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Why wouldn't they get
the other band?
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You know, the one that
totally dominated you guys
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at the talent show?
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What were they called?
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Bad Hair Day?
Aah!
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Don't you speak those words
in this house!
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Bad hair day. Doo!
Bad hair day. Gah!
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Bad hair day.
Dat!
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If you must know, Louise,
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we were not
Debbie's first choice
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or second or third.
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I think her exact words were,
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"I am desperate
and out of ideas."
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Eh, I wouldn't read
too much into that.
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Mom, time-out.
This is your big chance.
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Don't hide your Ta-Ta's
under a bush.
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You've got to get the band
back together
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and play at the reunion.
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Tina, shush!
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Sorry, but reunions
are horrible.
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High school is horrible.
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I mean, it'll be fine for you.
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Oh, good.
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Guess Dad doesn't
want to go.
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Look, it was fun when we were
just making up songs
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in Angie Moscatone's garage,
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but then it was horribly
ruined forever.
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Like three out of five
of my sexy parts
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after I had kids.
Destroyed.
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Bad Hair Day.
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Whoa! Go wash the
bathroom floor!
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What? No! I don't...
Go wash it!
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We never wash floors!
You scrub it!
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Play at the
reunion.
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Who wants to be
in a band anyway?
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Like I need to be laughed off
the stage again.
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♪ No, thank you
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♪ No, thank you!
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God, I sound good!
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Nobody sounds good
in the shower!
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♪ I'm a Ta-Ta
and I'm gonna rock ya ♪
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♪ I'm singing from the heart
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♪ I still got two out of five,
I still got two out of five ♪
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♪ I still got two out
of five sexy parts! Whoo! ♪
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Can you believe we laughed
at her at the talent show?
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We must be idiots.
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They were all idiots!
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I'll show 'em!
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Bob, I changed my mind.
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- I want to go to the reunion now.
- Yeah!
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Yeah!
Crap!
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Way to go, Mom!
Celebration flush!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Buckle up, kids. Time to
get the band back together.
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♪ We got Angie on the drums
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
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♪ We got Patsy on the bass
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
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♪ Nancy on guitar
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
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♪ And the last one
is your Aunt Gayle ♪
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♪ And I know she's
gonna say yes ♪
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♪ 'Cause she always loved this
band, and she's my sister! ♪
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No. Oh, come on! Why not?
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Because you never let me sing
any of my songs!
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That's because
your songs were all so, uh...
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Sexual. Pardon?
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And you had a serious
speech impediment.
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I know. I wrote a song
about it called
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"Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge,
Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Genitals."
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Derek Dematopolis
will be there.
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Oh. Derek Dematopolis.
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Oh, oh.
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Who's Derek Dematopolis?
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Gayle had a crush on
him all through high school.
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He was a Greek god.
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At least he wasn't a Roman
god. Those guys are jerks.
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Okay, I'll do it if I get
to sing one of my songs.
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Ooh... ooh... ooh...
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Okay, fine!
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Yay! The Ta-Ta's are back together!
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Wait. Why are you looking
at me like that?
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What's wrong?
Is this a bad idea?
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No. He likes it.
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I... I don't know.
He's smiling.
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- He looks worried.
- He's on board.
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You, look at me now!
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We have come too far
for you to ruin this.
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Oh, no. You know what?
He just has to poop.
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I'll do it.
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Yay, Ta-Ta's! Oh, God. He's going.
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Everybody stay
calm.
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And...
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one, a two, a three, a four.
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♪ And I just want to know...
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Uh, Linda?
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When are we going
to practice my song?
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Gayle, I'm singing here!
Hello!
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Yeah, okay, well, maybe I'll
sing my song quietly underneath.
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Ugh.
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Wow, a real
band rehearsal.
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You guys,
we can be groupies!
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Gene, who's
your favorite?
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Nancy, 'cause
she brought guacamole.
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Mine is Mom,
and not 'cause I'm biased.
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It's just
I like her energy.
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How about you, Louise?
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Gosh, it's hard to choose.
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They're all so cool.
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Uh, Lin?
What?!
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Sorry, it's just,
people are complaining.
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Too bad!
You know, they want to know
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if you guys can maybe
try tuning up again.
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Or...
No!
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...just play on the beat
and just do it right?
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No!
All right.
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Okay, we're losing
customers.
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Good-bye. And a one, two,
three, four, go!
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Do what?
Let's rock!
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I need my sticks.
Are we starting?
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Uh, Linda? Linda?
What, Gayle?
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When are we doing my song?
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I found my
drum sticks.
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Good. Listen, ladies,
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we got to blow the roof
off of that reunion!
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So let's stop fooling around
and turn this band
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into a lean, mean,
mom-jeans revenge machine!
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Yeah!
Mom jeans!
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Wait. Mom, now your energy
is sounding a little negative.
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Tina, shush!
And a one two, three, four!
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Yeah! That's it! Yeah!
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Oh, boy.
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Bob!
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Come on, we're gonna be
late for sound check!
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Just a minute!
What are you wearing?
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What? It's my
rock-and-roll clothes.
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Are you a rock-and-roll hobo?
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Ugh, I can't believe
we don't get
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to see this freak show
with our own eyes!
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Yeah, sorry.
This is a grown-ups thing.
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It's rated R for "really boozy"
starring me.
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Good one, Mom.
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Hey, I've got something
that'll turn
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those upside-down smiles
back the right way.
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Me as your babysitter. Yay!
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Um... Tina, about that... Yeah?
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Hello.
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Mother, what is
she doing here?
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Uh, Honey, you're
a great babysitter
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for, like, uh,
short bursts.
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You're like a cheetah.
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Okay, a cheetah.
So far, so good.
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But, uh... but we're gonna
be gone a long time tonight,
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so we need a
long-haul sitter.
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The-the boring, old,
long-haul sitter.
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Sorry, Jen.
What?
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Is this 'cause last time
I let Gene eat all
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the Chunky Chocolate Shim Shams
and he threw up in your bed?
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Yes.
And I'd do it again!
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I know!
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What's going on
in there?
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I can't go.
Why?
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I have a problem.
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I told you, wipe front to back!
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No, it's... this.
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Get it out.
Get it out.
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Oh, my God.
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Dad's nose
got a nipple!
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It's a pimple,
and it's hideous.
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Look at it!
It's staring right at me!
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Look, when I walk to the side
of the room, it follows me!
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Are you guys done?
No!
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Okay, you've had your fun,
all of you.
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It's not fun.
It's humiliating.
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I hate high school!
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Were you messing with it? No.
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Oh! Oh, God!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Maybe a little.
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God, can a pimple
have two heads?
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I can't go. I can't
go outside like this!
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Try putting
masking tape on it.
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Some silly putty.
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I did that.
Quit stealing my thunder, Bobby.
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This night isn't
about your disgusting zit.
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It's about me and my big
comeback and this jacket.
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I just want that thing out
of my house!
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Fine, I'll go,
but we're stopping
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to buy more concealer
on the way.
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You're all out.
I used a lot.
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If they ask, Dad, you're an autumn.
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All right, I'm gonna hit
the head. See you in a bit!
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Linda, you're here.
Hello, Debbie.
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Well, I tried to be a good
organizer, I did, but I-I...
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yeah, I couldn't get
Bad Hair Day.
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Da-da-da. You're not gonna
regret this, Debbie!
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No. I mean, I think
I will, but...
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♪ 'Cause we're here to rock!
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♪ I'm gonna be like Carrie
up on the stage! ♪
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But hopefully less blood.
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Um, did you say "Carrie"?
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Yep. ♪ Bye, Debbie.
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♪ I'll see you
inside! ♪
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"Pat lightly
with finger to blend."
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Whoa!
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Hello, handsome.
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I spy
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with my little eye
something brown.
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Is it a babysitter
who stabbed
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a fellow babysitter
in the back?
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Huh? Huh? Is it?
Uh, no.
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It's the couch.
Oh.
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Yeah, that is brown.
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Um, uh, I'm gonna go...
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check the pantry,
not look for Shim Shams. Bye.
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Come on! We should
be at the reunion!
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Watching the train wreck
of all train wrecks!
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Come on, Jen, buddy,
you got a car, right?
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You got a license.
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You like adventure, huh?
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You want to please
us, right, huh?
250
00:08:53,234 --> 00:08:54,801
What do you say we drop in?
251
00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,636
Just one quick drink,
we're out of there.
252
00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:59,873
Oh, Jen, think how many things
you could spy at that reunion.
253
00:08:59,874 --> 00:09:03,877
Green things, purple things,
bright things, dark things!
254
00:09:03,878 --> 00:09:06,746
Come on, Jen!
I spy reunions!
255
00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,582
Um, I'm really trying to honor
your mom's instructions.
256
00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,684
"I'm really trying to honor
your mom's instructions."
257
00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,519
I'm mocking you.
258
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,388
Listen, whatever she's
paying you, I'll double it,
259
00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,991
then divide it by ten.
No, no, 20.
260
00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,525
No. Where are the Shim Shams, Jen?!
261
00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,561
I know you're hiding them!
Tell me!
262
00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:26,266
Whoa.
263
00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:27,567
Sorry, I'm...
264
00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,535
extremely ticklish.
I'll say.
265
00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,404
Interesting.
266
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,872
Hi. Derek Dematopolis.
267
00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,508
Oh. Hi. Uh, Bob Belcher,
Linda's husband.
268
00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:38,211
Your, uh, nose is about
to fall into your drink there.
269
00:09:38,212 --> 00:09:39,612
What?
Is that makeup?
270
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,281
No. Uh... yeah,
271
00:09:41,282 --> 00:09:42,916
it is. Thanks.
Sorry about that.
272
00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,450
It's, uh, makeup.
273
00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,219
Wow, you've got quite
a pimple there.
274
00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,720
Yeah, it's pretty bad. Whoa,
whoa, what are you doing?
275
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,355
It's okay.
I'm a dermatologist.
276
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,757
Derek Dematopolis,
the dermatologist?
277
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,225
Yup. Wow.
That is, uh...
278
00:09:52,226 --> 00:09:54,227
What?
That is really...
279
00:09:54,228 --> 00:09:55,895
Well, it's throbbing.
Yeah, it's been really bad for...
280
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,363
Yeah. Does it hurt
when I do this?
281
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:58,831
Ow! Yeah, it does.
That hurts a lot.
282
00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,266
Did it hurt?
Yeah.
283
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,801
You know, Stacy works at a spa.
Hey, Stacy!
284
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,236
Oh, no, no, I don't want
to make a big thing...
285
00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:04,604
Stacy!
Ugh!
286
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,072
Hello. Oh, my God,
look at that. Yeah.
287
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,407
Huh? Yeah.
288
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,142
That's my pimple.
289
00:10:09,143 --> 00:10:11,077
Phew! Bet you'd love to
get a whack at that thing.
290
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,779
Ho, ho! You know who should see
this, though, is Tonya.
291
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,647
No.
She might have some samples.
292
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,082
No, come on.
She's-she's in pharmaceuticals.
293
00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,450
Yeah.
She's got the good stuff.
294
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,885
Tonya? Yeah. Oh, my God.
295
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,787
Get over here.
Get a load of this!
296
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,488
Tonya. Tonya! Did-did all of
you get jobs in skin care?!
297
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,624
No, I do hair plugs.
Here's my card. Thank you.
298
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,626
Okay, guys.
299
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,161
This is how we're gonna
get to the reunion.
300
00:10:28,162 --> 00:10:29,729
I don't know.
She seems really ticklish.
301
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,397
It's weird.
At least she didn't fart.
302
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,300
When I get tickled, I fart,
but that's me.
303
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,569
Tina, the girl
took your job!
304
00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:40,273
Make her armpits regret it
for the rest of their lives!
305
00:10:40,274 --> 00:10:42,175
Hey, Jen. Hi.
306
00:10:42,176 --> 00:10:44,644
Hey, Louise.
Do you want to do something?
307
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,913
I have pencils in my purse.
308
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,348
Oh, wow.
That's fun.
309
00:10:48,349 --> 00:10:50,149
You know, we do want
to do something.
310
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,019
Okay. We want you to drive
us to the reunion, Jen.
311
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:56,089
And if you don't, you're gonna
get the human feather duster.
312
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,957
That's me.
Uh...
313
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,359
And you're also gonna
314
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,760
tell us where
the cookies are!
315
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,161
And you're gonna
let me eat them all
316
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,596
and throw up
wherever I want! Aah!
317
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,132
You probably
shouldn't tickle me.
318
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,600
Oh, playing
hardball, huh?
319
00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:09,769
Tina, give her
a little taste.
320
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:10,769
Oh, really, guys.
321
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:12,939
Aah! Aah! Aah!
322
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,674
Uh-oh.
323
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,310
Hello, alumni
of Cardinal Gennaro High.
324
00:11:17,311 --> 00:11:19,278
I hope everyone's having
a good time,
325
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,181
and if you're not, I'd like
to see you organize something
326
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,649
on this budget,
in this time frame.
327
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,284
It's been really hard.
328
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,754
All right, we're about
to go on, so, set list.
329
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,655
We'll start
with "We're the Ta-Ta's"
330
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:32,225
and then we'll go right into
"You Were All Wrong About Us"
331
00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:34,660
and then
"Oh, Boy, You All Got So Fat."
332
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,529
And then my song?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if we have time.
333
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:37,797
Everybody ready?
334
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,165
Feel pumped?
Do you feel pumped?
335
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,199
I feel bloated.
336
00:11:40,234 --> 00:11:41,801
Good... use it.
337
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:42,802
So, yeah, divorce is hard.
338
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,170
But you know what?
339
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,205
You get up in the morning
and you... what?
340
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,740
Oh, my goodness.
341
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,675
Recent developments to announce.
342
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,045
We thought they couldn't come,
but they're here...
343
00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:54,881
our very own Bad Hair Day!
344
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,349
What?
Gah!
345
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:57,950
We're back where we started.
346
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,319
It's like the talent show
all over again, huh?
347
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,188
First place...
took home the gold.
348
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:05,358
And then our next gold
was a gold record!
349
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,333
♪ Have a PhD
in rock and roll... ♪
350
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,570
So, they're gonna go on
first 'cause they've got
351
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,672
a packed stadium show
to get to, and then
352
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,107
you can follow them.
That sound good?
353
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,242
First the famous girl band,
then you guys.
354
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,511
Great. BHD!
355
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,046
BHD! Linda, come on,
get into it.
356
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,581
BHD, BH...
357
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,849
Ow, ow, ow.
358
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,542
♪ My family is my guitar...
359
00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:35,410
So, just hold this pad here?
360
00:12:35,445 --> 00:12:36,879
Oh, wait, let me take
a "before" picture.
361
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:37,946
I want to show someone at work.
362
00:12:37,981 --> 00:12:39,014
Oh, no, no, no...
Got it.
363
00:12:39,015 --> 00:12:40,549
Ah, okay. Oh, my
God, what's that?
364
00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:42,584
I should go check on
that thing I just saw.
365
00:12:42,585 --> 00:12:44,253
Hey, hey, where you going, where
you going, where you going?
366
00:12:44,254 --> 00:12:45,754
Hey, hey, to Bob's pimple.
367
00:12:45,755 --> 00:12:47,389
To Bob's pimple!
368
00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:48,824
Hey, what are we
toasting over here?
369
00:12:48,825 --> 00:12:50,292
Oh, my God.
370
00:12:50,293 --> 00:12:52,361
♪ 'Cause we won
the talent show... ♪
371
00:12:53,396 --> 00:12:54,997
Hey, Linda,
about my song...
372
00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:56,899
Not now, Gayle.
373
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,567
Do you know how
to juggle fire?
374
00:12:58,568 --> 00:13:01,069
What if, while I'm singing,
I throw you a torch?
375
00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,790
Oh, will you shut up
about your stupid song?
376
00:13:02,805 --> 00:13:03,939
Your song's out.
377
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,107
We're not doing it.
What?
378
00:13:05,141 --> 00:13:06,408
You said I could sing it.
379
00:13:06,442 --> 00:13:07,843
Yeah, well, that was before
380
00:13:07,844 --> 00:13:09,745
B-Bad Hair Day showed up.
381
00:13:09,746 --> 00:13:11,249
Your song would
just make it worse.
382
00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:13,916
My cat was right about you.
383
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,218
This reunion's made you nuts.
384
00:13:16,252 --> 00:13:17,786
I quit.
Oh, fine, quit.
385
00:13:17,787 --> 00:13:19,488
I'm gonna go fill
my purse with food
386
00:13:19,489 --> 00:13:21,757
and then write some graffiti
about you in the bathroom
387
00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:24,259
and then wait in the car
for you to give me a ride home.
388
00:13:24,294 --> 00:13:25,928
This is bad.
389
00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:27,329
Babysitters aren't supposed
390
00:13:27,330 --> 00:13:29,598
to give kids black eyes
unless...
391
00:13:29,632 --> 00:13:31,433
Yeah, no, they're...
No, no, no, they're not.
392
00:13:31,434 --> 00:13:33,302
I'm going to get fired.
What'll I do?
393
00:13:33,303 --> 00:13:34,536
You'll probably have
to leave town,
394
00:13:34,537 --> 00:13:36,338
work on a shrimp boat,
call yourself JJ.
395
00:13:36,339 --> 00:13:37,606
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
396
00:13:37,607 --> 00:13:40,208
No one has to know
about this
397
00:13:40,209 --> 00:13:42,945
if you take us
to the reunion.
398
00:13:42,979 --> 00:13:45,113
But won't your parents
see the black eye?
399
00:13:45,114 --> 00:13:47,115
Hmm, all right,
there's only one solution.
400
00:13:47,116 --> 00:13:49,685
We all have to have black eyes.
401
00:13:49,719 --> 00:13:50,953
Jen has a black eye.
402
00:13:50,954 --> 00:13:52,187
Tina has a black eye.
403
00:13:52,221 --> 00:13:53,355
Gene has a black eye.
404
00:13:53,389 --> 00:13:54,523
I have a black eye.
405
00:13:54,524 --> 00:13:56,124
Who did it?
Nobody knows.
406
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,659
"How'd you get your black eye?"
"I don't know."
407
00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:58,860
"How-How'd you get
your black eye?"
408
00:13:58,861 --> 00:14:00,062
"What, do I have one?"
"Yeah."
409
00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:02,064
Oh, my God, what happened?
410
00:14:02,065 --> 00:14:04,833
I guess a black eye fairy came
and kissed us all on the eye.
411
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:05,866
Wait, what?
412
00:14:05,868 --> 00:14:07,069
But if Jen gets in trouble,
413
00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:08,303
I get to be babysitter again.
414
00:14:08,304 --> 00:14:09,638
I'm back, baby.
415
00:14:09,672 --> 00:14:12,307
No, no, no, Tina, Tina,
we need leverage here.
416
00:14:13,543 --> 00:14:15,544
Damn this big heart of mine.
417
00:14:15,545 --> 00:14:17,179
I guess Jen shouldn't get fired.
418
00:14:17,213 --> 00:14:20,248
Well, then it's time
for some punch!
419
00:14:26,155 --> 00:14:27,990
Thank you, little people!
420
00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:29,324
We're not gonna stay and mingle!
421
00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:30,328
Good night!
422
00:14:31,828 --> 00:14:33,829
Whoo!
Good luck, Tay-tas.
423
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:34,830
Ta-Ta's!
424
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:36,167
Right, right, right.
425
00:14:36,199 --> 00:14:38,233
Give it up for Bad Hair Day.
426
00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:39,534
How can you top that?
427
00:14:39,535 --> 00:14:40,569
You can't.
428
00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:42,838
And next up, the Ta-Ta's.
429
00:14:44,073 --> 00:14:45,540
Linda, come on.
430
00:14:45,575 --> 00:14:47,309
Gah, dah, gah.
431
00:14:47,343 --> 00:14:49,945
Yeah, Ta-Ta's, whoo!
432
00:14:49,946 --> 00:14:51,766
Oh... drunk.
433
00:14:51,781 --> 00:14:52,848
Linda.
434
00:14:52,849 --> 00:14:54,149
You should go out there.
435
00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:55,183
Linda.
Get out there.
436
00:14:57,253 --> 00:14:59,554
Come on, Lin,
rock and roll!
437
00:14:59,589 --> 00:15:01,223
Uh...
438
00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:11,867
Uh, be right back.
439
00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:16,038
Linda,
are you okay?
440
00:15:16,072 --> 00:15:17,706
I'm fine, I'm fine.
441
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,908
All right, uh, DJ?
442
00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:22,411
Get out here,
pizza face.
443
00:15:22,412 --> 00:15:23,945
Uh, no, thanks.
Ah, get out here.
444
00:15:23,946 --> 00:15:26,148
No, I can't,
I-I should check on my wife.
445
00:15:26,149 --> 00:15:27,549
Come on, it's
your night.
446
00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:28,817
Ha-ha,
it's not really.
447
00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:30,052
Ha, nah, I'm not
talking to you.
448
00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:31,053
I'm talking
to the pimple.
449
00:15:31,054 --> 00:15:32,387
Okay.
450
00:15:32,388 --> 00:15:33,388
"Okay, I'm coming."
451
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,672
Go, pimple, go,
pimple, go, pimple.
452
00:15:44,475 --> 00:15:46,376
That stupid... nothing...
453
00:15:46,377 --> 00:15:49,646
Uh, Jen, we're gonna need
to hang a little U-ey.
454
00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:57,154
Hello, Mother, we'd like to give
you a ride, but you look crazy.
455
00:15:57,155 --> 00:15:58,555
What? Where
are you going
456
00:15:58,556 --> 00:15:59,990
and, and what happened
to you?
457
00:16:00,024 --> 00:16:01,692
We all got punched,
no one knows how,
458
00:16:01,693 --> 00:16:02,926
life's funny that
way. The end.
459
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,194
I still don't
get our plan.
460
00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:05,996
Shush, Tina.
Gah!
461
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:08,732
Anyway, Mom,
where are you going?
462
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:10,200
Yeah, what happened
with the band?
463
00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,002
Oh, it was a disaster.
464
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:14,538
Bad Dah Dah came and played
and blew everyone away.
465
00:16:16,374 --> 00:16:18,975
We would have been laughed off
the stage just like back then.
466
00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:20,110
So you left?
467
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:21,945
Yeah.
You're a runaway Ta-Ta?
468
00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:24,548
Yeah...
469
00:16:24,549 --> 00:16:26,917
You look like you could use
some Shim Sham crumbs.
470
00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:28,418
Here you go.
471
00:16:28,419 --> 00:16:29,886
Oh, oh, that's good,
it makes... it's good.
472
00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:31,688
Linda. Linda, listen.
Huh?
473
00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:32,689
Linda, listen.
Wha...?
474
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:33,690
Huh, what?
475
00:16:33,691 --> 00:16:34,891
Linda.
What, Jen?
476
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:37,461
Your band is probably bad,
477
00:16:37,462 --> 00:16:41,131
but I don't let it bother me
that I'm not a good babysitter.
478
00:16:41,132 --> 00:16:43,433
I have no chemistry
with children,
479
00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:45,202
I don't know
how to use a "mick-rowave,"
480
00:16:45,203 --> 00:16:47,637
I don't know
what "bath time" means,
481
00:16:47,638 --> 00:16:49,439
but I do it 'cause I love it.
482
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:53,610
Maybe you should think
about that.
483
00:16:53,611 --> 00:16:56,580
Ah...
484
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:57,981
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
485
00:16:57,982 --> 00:16:59,883
Derek, I'm reeling you in,
buddy!
486
00:17:01,252 --> 00:17:02,252
It's a fish!
487
00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:03,420
Linda!
488
00:17:03,421 --> 00:17:04,588
What?
Why are the kids here?
489
00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:06,022
Do they all have black eyes?
490
00:17:06,057 --> 00:17:07,724
It's babysitter stuff,
Dad, get over it.
491
00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:09,626
Yeah, it's above your pay grade.
492
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:12,062
Uh, okay, I want
to come back to that
493
00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:14,264
'cause none of what
you just said makes sense,
494
00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:16,633
but first I want
to talk to your mother.
495
00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:19,469
Lin, I know you're nervous
about going up there.
496
00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:21,304
I-I was nervous
about my pimple,
497
00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:23,273
but I was brave and
I came here anyway,
498
00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:25,108
and I'm having the
time of my life, so...
499
00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:26,576
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
500
00:17:26,577 --> 00:17:27,911
I already got the
inspirational speech from Jen.
501
00:17:27,912 --> 00:17:29,846
Okay? That's all
right, I'm fine.
502
00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:32,315
Oh, all right, well, I'm gonna
go back with my friends, then.
503
00:17:32,316 --> 00:17:36,453
Hello, hey, everybody,
uh, sorry for the delay.
504
00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:37,754
So we're gonna play for you,
505
00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:40,190
and, uh, not all
those songs I wrote
506
00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:41,858
about how fat your butts got
507
00:17:41,859 --> 00:17:43,293
because this shouldn't be
about revenge.
508
00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:44,594
It should be about having fun.
509
00:17:44,595 --> 00:17:45,996
Sure, we might suck.
510
00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:47,531
We might be total crap,
right, girls?
511
00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:48,598
Uh...
512
00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:50,267
But that's okay.
513
00:17:50,301 --> 00:17:52,803
We're doing it 'cause
we love it. Whoo.
514
00:17:52,804 --> 00:17:54,137
And, uh, hey, uh...
shush, shush...
515
00:17:54,138 --> 00:17:55,839
listen, I got
something else to say.
516
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:59,109
Back when this was just for fun,
when it was just us girls,
517
00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:02,179
there was someone who I loved to
sing with more than anyone else,
518
00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:04,281
and that's my sister Gayle.
519
00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:05,816
Hmm?
I'm sorry.
520
00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:07,284
I'm sorry to all you guys.
521
00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:09,186
This Ta-Ta has been a real boob.
522
00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:11,488
So, uh, our first song
is by Gayle.
523
00:18:11,489 --> 00:18:13,023
Let's hear it for her... Gayle!
524
00:18:13,024 --> 00:18:14,791
Really?
Yes.
525
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:15,959
Oh, God, Linda,
thank you so mu...
526
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,594
My song, I get to do my s...
527
00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:19,362
Gayle, get up here quick
while I got 'em warmed up.
528
00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:20,697
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Okay, okay, okay.
529
00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:22,332
Here I come, aah.
Let's go.
530
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:27,304
♪ Derek Dematopolis
531
00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:31,708
♪ Your neck hair makes me weak
532
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:32,709
Hey, that's you.
533
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,377
Yeah.
534
00:18:34,378 --> 00:18:38,415
♪ Won't you enter my Acropolis
535
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:43,353
♪ And make my yogurt Greek?
536
00:18:43,387 --> 00:18:45,021
Ooh, that's...
Hmm.
537
00:18:45,022 --> 00:18:46,456
♪ Derek
538
00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:49,159
♪ Derek
539
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:53,763
♪ Let's you and me make
a we-union ♪
540
00:18:53,764 --> 00:18:58,401
♪ Derek, Derek
541
00:18:58,402 --> 00:19:02,205
♪ Let's you and me make
a we-union ♪
542
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:06,776
♪ Tonight...
543
00:19:10,381 --> 00:19:12,182
♪ I-I
544
00:19:12,183 --> 00:19:13,550
♪ Tonigh...
545
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:15,385
♪ I...
546
00:19:15,419 --> 00:19:19,189
♪ I...
♪ ...ight...
547
00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:21,191
♪ ...ight
548
00:19:21,192 --> 00:19:23,226
♪ Tonight...
♪ Night...
549
00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:26,763
♪ I-I...
550
00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:29,199
♪ Ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah ♪
551
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,902
♪ Tonigh...
552
00:19:31,936 --> 00:19:36,773
♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I...
553
00:19:36,774 --> 00:19:40,210
♪ Night
554
00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:42,379
♪ Tonight.
555
00:19:45,082 --> 00:19:47,083
Yes!
556
00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:50,053
Yes...!
557
00:19:50,087 --> 00:19:51,087
Wow.
558
00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:52,622
Oh, thank you.
559
00:19:52,623 --> 00:19:54,291
Angie, hit it.
560
00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:58,728
♪ I still got my sexy parts
561
00:19:58,729 --> 00:20:00,564
♪ Well, I got two out of five
562
00:20:00,598 --> 00:20:02,785
♪ I still got
two out of five... ♪
563
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,101
Bye, Jen. Bye, girls.
564
00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:06,570
Oh, that was fun.
565
00:20:07,972 --> 00:20:09,072
Oh, Bob, your zit.
566
00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:10,907
I know,
best pimple ever.
567
00:20:10,908 --> 00:20:12,943
Okay, if you think that thing
is coming home with us,
568
00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:13,944
you're crazy.
569
00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:15,612
I hope it never leaves!
570
00:20:15,613 --> 00:20:17,447
No, I have to pop it for my sanity.
Sit back down.
571
00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:19,182
Don't... get off me.
572
00:20:19,183 --> 00:20:20,917
Hold his face.
I'm gonna give it a black eye!
573
00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:22,218
Gene, get your hands off me.
I'm gonna go left
574
00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:23,787
and put pressure
on the left side!
575
00:20:23,788 --> 00:20:25,655
Don't touch it!
Tina, pressure on the right side.
576
00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:27,290
Get your hands off me!
Hold his face,
577
00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:28,625
hold it tight!
Ooh, it's so weird!
578
00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,160
One, two, three!
579
00:20:30,161 --> 00:20:31,828
Why am I all wet?
580
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:33,863
- Oh, my God.- Why am I all wet?
581
00:20:33,864 --> 00:20:35,165
I'm sorry, Dad.
582
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,700
Lin, pull over, pull over.
583
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:38,368
Ah, quit being
such a baby, Bob,
584
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:39,636
and wipe the windshield...
it's gross.
585
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:42,205
I wonder what happened
to Gayle.
586
00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:43,473
I guess she got a ride.
587
00:20:45,176 --> 00:20:47,644
Ow, ow, ow, you're
pulling on my neck hair.
588
00:20:47,645 --> 00:20:49,679
It's mine now.
589
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:56,386
♪ This is down here
but it should be up there ♪
590
00:20:56,387 --> 00:20:59,823
♪ This is kinda loose
and I think it might tear ♪
591
00:20:59,824 --> 00:21:01,658
♪ This is lumpy
♪ And it's dumpy ♪
592
00:21:01,659 --> 00:21:03,393
♪ This is saggy
♪ And it's flabby ♪
593
00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:06,396
♪ When I bend down,
I pee a little bit ♪
594
00:21:06,397 --> 00:21:08,498
♪ But it's not bad
595
00:21:08,499 --> 00:21:11,568
♪ Not bad for havin'
three kids ♪
596
00:21:11,569 --> 00:21:12,836
Or three cats.
597
00:21:12,837 --> 00:21:14,304
These are the ones
from the song.
598
00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:15,972
The song's about them...
my kids.
599
00:21:15,973 --> 00:21:19,643
♪ Not bad for havin'
three kids ♪
600
00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:22,245
♪ Drum, pop, drum, pop
601
00:21:22,246 --> 00:21:24,447
♪ Not bad for havin'
three kids. ♪
602
00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:29,112
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