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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:53,223 Bran here with another Bran-tastic video. 2 00:02:53,259 --> 00:02:55,884 Today, we're doing another episode of Bum Fites. 3 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,091 He's in there. Get 'em, get 'em! 4 00:02:58,127 --> 00:03:00,191 Hey, guys? You want this 20? 5 00:03:00,227 --> 00:03:01,961 Well, come and get it! 6 00:03:01,997 --> 00:03:03,399 Fight each other! 7 00:03:04,562 --> 00:03:06,730 Yeah, come on! 8 00:03:06,766 --> 00:03:11,133 - Keep an eye out for that security guard. - On it. 9 00:03:11,169 --> 00:03:13,736 I wanna fire up some of the effects and stuff, like the lights. 10 00:03:13,771 --> 00:03:16,277 Wait, you can do that? 11 00:03:16,313 --> 00:03:18,348 - I can do that. - Roll on each other. 12 00:03:18,384 --> 00:03:22,985 - That'd be so cool. - This is gonna be Monday! 13 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:25,889 You mean money, Bran. 14 00:03:25,924 --> 00:03:28,022 That's what I said, dingus. 15 00:03:28,057 --> 00:03:31,091 Yeah! Get up and fight now! 16 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,225 Hey, where'd you find these guys? 17 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,561 That doesn't look like our bum. 18 00:03:34,597 --> 00:03:36,659 You know, you should really blur out those faces. 19 00:03:36,695 --> 00:03:38,530 They can sue for not giving permission. 20 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:40,868 These guys don't have money to sue. 21 00:03:40,903 --> 00:03:42,701 They're homeless. 22 00:03:50,979 --> 00:03:53,481 Our... 23 00:03:57,889 --> 00:03:59,487 Our guard buddy's working. 24 00:04:02,687 --> 00:04:05,824 Let's go. 25 00:04:07,359 --> 00:04:08,796 I don't get it. 26 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:09,990 I don't get it. 27 00:04:10,026 --> 00:04:12,300 He has such a hatred for them. I mean, Ted... 28 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,204 Dude, Ted's a legend here. 29 00:04:14,239 --> 00:04:15,972 Do you remember the groundhog stuff animal? 30 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:17,105 Oh, my gosh. I love Ted. 31 00:04:17,141 --> 00:04:20,473 You little perv! I swear to God! 32 00:04:20,507 --> 00:04:22,309 Don't even think about dokking me. 33 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,677 I'm just messing a little. Chill. 34 00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:28,351 - What did you say to me? - Chill. 35 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,615 Don't tell me to chill. 36 00:04:31,649 --> 00:04:33,081 - All right. - Got it? 37 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,327 Bran, I swear to God, if you're still filming my ass, 38 00:04:40,362 --> 00:04:42,596 I'm gonna kill you. 39 00:04:58,379 --> 00:05:00,076 Hey, you kids! 40 00:05:00,685 --> 00:05:02,045 Shit. 41 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:03,620 Run. 42 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:06,153 Stay right there! 43 00:05:06,189 --> 00:05:07,918 Come on, Bran, go! 44 00:05:09,057 --> 00:05:10,153 Come on! 45 00:05:10,189 --> 00:05:11,856 Run! 46 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,906 - Get to the Dokking Station! - No kidding! 47 00:05:43,822 --> 00:05:45,461 Stay right there! 48 00:05:46,026 --> 00:05:47,161 Shit. 49 00:05:56,675 --> 00:05:57,803 Hey! 50 00:06:22,362 --> 00:06:25,867 That to make sure we can't prove you shot at us? 51 00:06:25,903 --> 00:06:27,497 You a lawyer? 52 00:06:27,531 --> 00:06:29,230 No, but his dad is. 53 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,437 You little boys making big boy smut 54 00:06:32,473 --> 00:06:34,471 with her and that camera? 55 00:06:34,507 --> 00:06:36,312 Wouldn't you like to know. 56 00:06:36,346 --> 00:06:38,377 This is private property 57 00:06:38,413 --> 00:06:40,007 and this is closed until fall. 58 00:06:40,043 --> 00:06:42,747 You're trespassing. You know that, right? 59 00:06:42,783 --> 00:06:46,886 - We didn't see any signs. - Yeah right, kid. 60 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,557 I call the police or your parents. Which is it? 61 00:06:50,593 --> 00:06:53,259 Why don't you catch your breath first, fatso? 62 00:06:53,295 --> 00:06:56,158 What a dick. 63 00:06:56,194 --> 00:06:58,661 All the way out from the city to deal with this shit. 64 00:06:58,697 --> 00:07:00,367 The place is closed, Snack. 65 00:07:00,401 --> 00:07:02,538 How hard is that to understand? 66 00:07:02,574 --> 00:07:04,276 You get hurt out there, we could lose everything. 67 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:07,608 - The guy shot at us! - Knock it off with that shit! 68 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:10,511 I got you and this Dokkers thing all figured out. 69 00:07:10,547 --> 00:07:13,148 That Ayla girl, she doesn't like you. 70 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:15,781 She's using you, son. 71 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:18,521 Girls like her don't like guys like you. 72 00:07:21,454 --> 00:07:23,021 I work tonight, 73 00:07:23,055 --> 00:07:26,057 and Mike's coming over before I get home, so you know. 74 00:07:28,759 --> 00:07:31,127 How about a goddamn thank you? 75 00:07:32,069 --> 00:07:33,269 No boyfriend. 76 00:07:33,305 --> 00:07:35,098 You hang out with these loser kids. 77 00:07:35,134 --> 00:07:37,571 Where is that gonna get you in life? 78 00:07:37,605 --> 00:07:41,408 Wasting what God and I gave you. 79 00:07:41,442 --> 00:07:43,608 Yeah, because Mike's some prize. 80 00:07:43,644 --> 00:07:46,377 You think you're better than me? Hmm? 81 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:48,451 You little bitch! 82 00:07:48,485 --> 00:07:50,886 I should have let that guy call the cops. 83 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:00,860 You didn't eat anything through this. 84 00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:04,598 You're lucky that cop let you go. 85 00:08:04,632 --> 00:08:07,129 You need to make better choices, Mighty. 86 00:08:07,165 --> 00:08:09,903 He wasn't a cop, Ma. 87 00:08:11,706 --> 00:08:14,336 Turn the sounds off your insulin pump, baby. 88 00:08:16,211 --> 00:08:18,079 That thing smells. 89 00:08:19,975 --> 00:08:22,317 I got it all on video! 90 00:08:22,351 --> 00:08:25,680 He shot at us, but he erased it! 91 00:08:28,855 --> 00:08:30,754 I can't prove it, 92 00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:32,758 but it would have been huge online! 93 00:08:32,793 --> 00:08:34,693 It would have blown up my channel! 94 00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:36,798 I'm gonna moteltize my channel, you wait! 95 00:08:40,235 --> 00:08:41,264 Ma! 96 00:08:42,139 --> 00:08:45,039 Ma! You even listening? 97 00:08:45,076 --> 00:08:46,341 It's monetize. 98 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:47,903 It's monetize your channel. 99 00:08:47,938 --> 00:08:51,912 That's what I said! Monetize! 100 00:08:51,947 --> 00:08:55,649 Yep, John, just stall them. Yeah, 20 minutes out. 101 00:08:55,684 --> 00:08:57,985 I know, I had an emergency with my son. 102 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:01,517 I gotta drop him off real quick. I'll be right there, 15 minutes. 103 00:09:01,552 --> 00:09:02,823 Okay. 104 00:09:11,701 --> 00:09:14,131 You come home right off the bus from now on. 105 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:19,504 No Field of Screams, no Dokking Station, no Dokkers. 106 00:09:19,541 --> 00:09:21,039 No more of that nonsense. 107 00:09:21,075 --> 00:09:23,740 Your mother and I will discuss what to do with you. 108 00:09:23,774 --> 00:09:25,480 What's there to discuss? 109 00:09:25,515 --> 00:09:26,788 That place is closed for the season. 110 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:27,855 You keep trespassing there. 111 00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:29,411 You know that's a crime, right? 112 00:09:29,446 --> 00:09:32,683 The man shot at you, Max. Is any of this sinking in? 113 00:09:32,719 --> 00:09:35,392 Wait. You believe he shot at us? 114 00:09:35,427 --> 00:09:37,922 You know why? Because you stopped. 115 00:09:37,957 --> 00:09:40,355 Only a gun would make you idiots stop. 116 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,798 We also need to talk about this dokking shit. 117 00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:49,436 - What's there to talk about? - Yes or no? 118 00:09:49,471 --> 00:09:52,769 You and your friends are blackmailing kids online with dirt you get on them. 119 00:09:52,803 --> 00:09:54,739 That's dokking, right? 120 00:09:54,774 --> 00:09:56,740 You call yourselves The Dokkers? 121 00:09:56,775 --> 00:09:58,748 Can't even spell it right. 122 00:09:59,413 --> 00:10:00,708 Go ahead. 123 00:10:00,745 --> 00:10:02,013 Defend it, Max. 124 00:10:02,048 --> 00:10:05,116 Not with Max facts. Defend the indefensible. 125 00:10:07,421 --> 00:10:09,125 I sue, Max. 126 00:10:09,159 --> 00:10:10,892 I don't get sued. 127 00:10:53,568 --> 00:10:55,198 What were you doing, Scribble? 128 00:10:55,235 --> 00:10:58,634 Did I just see student records on your screen again? 129 00:10:58,671 --> 00:11:01,075 No. 130 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:05,547 Did that ten-day suspension and fine teach you anything? 131 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:06,878 Check with the tech department. 132 00:11:06,913 --> 00:11:08,951 They can see what I do in there. 133 00:11:10,014 --> 00:11:12,616 I want your things searched. 134 00:11:12,652 --> 00:11:15,123 I know what I saw. 135 00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:16,254 So do I. 136 00:11:18,461 --> 00:11:19,894 What's with the wink? 137 00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:24,129 You know what I learned from last time? 138 00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:27,331 I got my ass beat 139 00:11:27,366 --> 00:11:32,136 and my best gaming computer sold to pay for that fine. 140 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:36,038 You screw me again, and I'm gonna screw back. 141 00:11:36,073 --> 00:11:39,013 Now you're threatening a teacher? 142 00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:41,745 I'm promising. 143 00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:43,778 Maybe you get dokked 144 00:11:43,812 --> 00:11:47,182 and the district gets some pics I found of you back in the day. 145 00:11:47,217 --> 00:11:52,254 Some reefer with the frat boys... 146 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:56,097 drinking beer from some sorority chick's vag. 147 00:12:03,672 --> 00:12:05,366 All right, another example. 148 00:12:05,402 --> 00:12:07,775 You kids, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, 149 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,912 have all grown up with the urban legend 150 00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:15,110 of the Halloween candy spiked with razors and needles. 151 00:12:15,144 --> 00:12:16,485 Anyone here ever heard of that? 152 00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:17,753 Heard of that? Show of hands. 153 00:12:17,788 --> 00:12:19,331 Show of hands if you've heard of that. Yep. 154 00:12:19,355 --> 00:12:20,687 Yeah. Me too. 155 00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:23,288 Even when I was a kid. Question: 156 00:12:23,323 --> 00:12:26,990 Who here knows a single person who that's actually happened to? 157 00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:28,188 - Yeah, it, um... - Max. 158 00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:29,831 It happened back in the 70's. 159 00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:32,767 Yes, back in the 70's. A father poisoned his son. 160 00:12:32,802 --> 00:12:34,429 That was a single isolated case, Max. 161 00:12:34,466 --> 00:12:38,236 Well, there have been more, you know, copycats. 162 00:12:38,903 --> 00:12:41,177 Okay, well prove it. 163 00:12:41,211 --> 00:12:43,504 Find me one. 164 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,911 No, right now. I want you to get your phone out, 165 00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:46,911 that's fine, you have my permission. 166 00:12:46,946 --> 00:12:48,746 Go ahead and find a single case 167 00:12:48,782 --> 00:12:50,320 other than the 70's guy. 168 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,653 I don't think you will. 169 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:53,915 What I believe happened is that the media 170 00:12:53,951 --> 00:12:55,990 sensationalized it. 171 00:12:56,024 --> 00:13:00,995 Blew it up until eventually... it became fact. 172 00:13:03,525 --> 00:13:06,528 How many of you have seen this character? 173 00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:11,003 This school, just like all over the country, 174 00:13:11,038 --> 00:13:13,101 received a warning that this image 175 00:13:13,136 --> 00:13:15,238 could show up along with text, 176 00:13:15,273 --> 00:13:17,807 urging children to kill themselves. 177 00:13:17,844 --> 00:13:19,311 Yeah, and it's true. 178 00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:21,883 I mean, they embedded that message into online videos 179 00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:23,653 and then they used apps to send it to kids. 180 00:13:23,687 --> 00:13:25,517 I mean, are you saying this isn't true? 181 00:13:25,552 --> 00:13:26,851 No, no. 182 00:13:26,886 --> 00:13:27,897 What I'm saying is that no one's 183 00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:29,385 provided any evidence, Max. 184 00:13:29,422 --> 00:13:32,927 That's the key component. This missing evidence. 185 00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:35,625 Lockjaw, that's the urban legend around here, right? 186 00:13:35,661 --> 00:13:39,394 The creepy guy that supposedly lives in the sludge ponds. 187 00:13:39,429 --> 00:13:42,597 Anyone here ever actually seen Lockjaw? 188 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:46,102 Ooh, boogeyman's coming. Be afraid. 189 00:13:46,139 --> 00:13:48,043 No evidence, no reason to be scared. 190 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,638 - Yet, this and all the others... - Just look at it. 191 00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:53,845 - It's not that scary. - Spread like wildfire 192 00:13:53,879 --> 00:13:55,283 because of social media. 193 00:13:56,147 --> 00:13:57,985 These are what I like to term 194 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:01,317 your razors in the Halloween candy urban legends. 195 00:14:01,352 --> 00:14:03,022 They're not just urban legends, Mr. Lewis. 196 00:14:03,057 --> 00:14:04,822 It's true. I've read it in the news. 197 00:14:04,857 --> 00:14:07,091 This stuff is all real. 198 00:14:07,126 --> 00:14:11,164 Unfortunately, real suicides do occur. 199 00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:14,462 However, not a single one of them 200 00:14:14,498 --> 00:14:17,301 is in any way proven to have any correlation 201 00:14:17,336 --> 00:14:21,076 or connection to this, Redfish, bulgy-eye guy 202 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:24,277 or any other suicide challenge or any other urban legend. 203 00:14:24,975 --> 00:14:26,880 Which is why... 204 00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:29,182 you all are going to, drum roll... 205 00:14:30,216 --> 00:14:33,349 You're gonna create your own urban legends. 206 00:14:33,384 --> 00:14:35,085 I want you to create an urban legend 207 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,123 to see how false information 208 00:14:37,158 --> 00:14:39,221 becomes accepted as fact... 209 00:14:39,255 --> 00:14:41,227 without proper diligence. 210 00:14:42,091 --> 00:14:43,864 Why is she crying? 211 00:14:43,899 --> 00:14:46,533 She's always crying about something. 212 00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:50,065 Jeni? 213 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,538 Jeni, look at me. 214 00:14:51,575 --> 00:14:53,607 Jeni, are you okay? 215 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:54,653 You need to see the nurse? 216 00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:56,546 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 217 00:14:56,581 --> 00:14:58,344 Okay, that's fine. 218 00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:00,581 Go ahead and close your books. That's fine. Come on. 219 00:15:00,618 --> 00:15:03,586 This-this stuff scares me. 220 00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,421 Everything fucking scares her. 221 00:15:05,456 --> 00:15:06,748 What's that, Ayla? 222 00:15:08,426 --> 00:15:09,852 Nothing, Mr. Lewis. 223 00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:14,629 Uh, everyone, go ahead and get a head start 224 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,327 on picking your urban legends. 225 00:15:17,363 --> 00:15:19,662 I want you to try to write five right now. 226 00:15:21,065 --> 00:15:23,236 It's ridiculous. 227 00:15:30,947 --> 00:15:32,879 You're the only one other than me 228 00:15:32,913 --> 00:15:34,341 who knows how to hold a camera. 229 00:15:34,378 --> 00:15:37,347 Besides, this one's gonna be big. 230 00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:39,315 Dude, you've been saying that for every video. 231 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:40,716 Just get Mighty to hold the camera. 232 00:15:40,784 --> 00:15:42,802 - I don't wanna hold the camera. - Hold the goddamn camera. 233 00:15:42,826 --> 00:15:45,126 Mighty's a watcher, not a doer. 234 00:15:46,022 --> 00:15:47,326 Prick. 235 00:15:48,226 --> 00:15:50,966 Well, besides that I'm grounded, 236 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,065 and I'm tired of Bum Wars 'cause it's stupid. 237 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,399 No, it's not. People love it. 238 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,306 Yeah, and by people you mean you. 239 00:15:58,341 --> 00:16:00,774 Yeah, check the comments, Bran. Nobody likes your Bum Wars. 240 00:16:00,811 --> 00:16:03,639 It's Bum Fites, idiots. 241 00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:07,817 You know, guys, I think my dad's right. 242 00:16:07,851 --> 00:16:09,158 We should probably find a better hangout. 243 00:16:09,182 --> 00:16:10,653 I mean, what if the guard comes back? 244 00:16:10,687 --> 00:16:13,951 Get the sand out your gina. 245 00:16:13,986 --> 00:16:16,125 It's vagina. 246 00:16:22,327 --> 00:16:25,398 Mr. Lewis. Do you have a moment? 247 00:16:26,065 --> 00:16:27,761 Come on in, boss lady. 248 00:16:27,798 --> 00:16:31,206 So I understand you had an incident in class today. 249 00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:33,272 Jeni Lynn. 250 00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:37,209 Oh, yeah, she gets scared super easily. 251 00:16:37,244 --> 00:16:38,650 I let her leave class a little early. 252 00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:41,380 Well, someone filed a complaint, Brent. 253 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,947 Complaint, really? 254 00:16:43,984 --> 00:16:45,283 Was it her parents? 255 00:16:45,317 --> 00:16:48,889 No, a-a student. Someone in your class. 256 00:16:48,923 --> 00:16:52,655 Uh... can you say who it was? 257 00:16:53,565 --> 00:16:55,230 I removed the name. 258 00:16:57,033 --> 00:17:00,201 Can you read that in here in these dim lights? 259 00:17:05,409 --> 00:17:06,769 Uh... 260 00:17:08,979 --> 00:17:11,577 Okay, I gotta say, Principle Gress, 261 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,409 this-this sounds like a complaint against the school, not me. 262 00:17:14,443 --> 00:17:16,080 Yeah, well, we called her down. 263 00:17:16,115 --> 00:17:17,546 She said it happened right after 264 00:17:17,582 --> 00:17:20,088 you showed another scary picture in class. 265 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:23,686 Um, all of that was included in the lesson plan. 266 00:17:23,722 --> 00:17:26,192 Now, what you're referencing was central to the lesson. 267 00:17:26,228 --> 00:17:28,997 Suicide is central to a history lesson? 268 00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:31,461 We need to revisit your lesson plans. 269 00:17:31,496 --> 00:17:32,877 You approved them each week already. 270 00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:34,335 Yes, but to be fair, Brent, 271 00:17:34,369 --> 00:17:36,633 this isn't the first complaint we've had about you. 272 00:17:36,669 --> 00:17:38,744 No, that's not fair. This one is not about me at all. 273 00:17:38,769 --> 00:17:41,505 It doesn't seem to be about me or my content. 274 00:17:41,539 --> 00:17:43,940 No, no, this person is upset and wondering 275 00:17:43,976 --> 00:17:47,915 why Jeni Lynn is allowed to be in a regular education classroom. 276 00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,183 "Jeni holds back the entire class, 277 00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:53,252 and Mr. Lewis can't teach for 15 minutes 278 00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:55,388 without having to stop and see if she's okay." 279 00:17:55,423 --> 00:17:57,925 - That's true. - It's certainly about you, Brent. 280 00:17:57,961 --> 00:18:00,056 You're an out of the box teacher. 281 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,729 Talk tomorrow. 282 00:18:12,805 --> 00:18:16,205 Aren't you worried about that security guard coming back? 283 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,538 He ain't coming back. 284 00:18:17,575 --> 00:18:19,681 Max's dad talked to him, I bet. 285 00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:21,375 Well, if you say so. 286 00:18:21,411 --> 00:18:23,615 Ooh, that's a good one. 287 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,249 How did you get these? 288 00:18:27,285 --> 00:18:28,916 You don't wanna know? 289 00:18:30,257 --> 00:18:34,862 If she finds out, we're both dead. 290 00:18:34,897 --> 00:18:37,326 She ain't gonna find out. 291 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,959 What the fuck are you guys laughing at? 292 00:19:08,993 --> 00:19:11,634 Ayla, they were probably just laughing about, you know, Jeni Russel. 293 00:19:11,662 --> 00:19:13,267 Like how she freaked out in class today. 294 00:19:13,301 --> 00:19:15,564 - You know, she's a baby. - It's pathetic. 295 00:19:15,599 --> 00:19:17,999 She doesn't belong in that class. 296 00:19:19,507 --> 00:19:22,840 I filed a complaint about her today in the office. 297 00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:24,605 Seriously? 298 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:27,376 We are in the same class as a girl 299 00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:30,318 who stops us every ten minutes... 300 00:19:31,384 --> 00:19:33,618 because she's scared of something. 301 00:19:34,616 --> 00:19:36,684 Is Mr. Lewis in trouble now? 302 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,686 No, I don't have any issue with him. 303 00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,059 It's not his fault she's in there. 304 00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:43,397 I'm just sick of her. 305 00:19:44,365 --> 00:19:46,829 You know why she's in that class? 306 00:19:48,336 --> 00:19:51,166 Because her parents want her in there. 307 00:19:51,201 --> 00:19:52,737 It's a joke. 308 00:19:52,771 --> 00:19:57,510 I'm offended as someone who gets the same grades as her. 309 00:19:58,175 --> 00:19:59,644 Aren't you? 310 00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:03,880 Not sure complaining was cool. 311 00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:08,483 Mr. Lewis made you look like an idiot today. 312 00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:10,384 I'm down for dokking Lewis. 313 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,656 No, I... 314 00:20:12,855 --> 00:20:16,332 I want this urban legend project to rock. 315 00:20:17,061 --> 00:20:18,432 How? 316 00:20:20,904 --> 00:20:24,636 We make it way more scary. 317 00:20:25,269 --> 00:20:28,607 Like really scary. 318 00:20:30,609 --> 00:20:33,977 And then we make our own online challenge. 319 00:20:34,011 --> 00:20:36,412 You're not talking about like getting kids to kill themselves 320 00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:38,281 like for real, are you? 321 00:20:40,451 --> 00:20:46,989 We will go right to the edge. 322 00:20:51,195 --> 00:20:53,469 Yes! I'm in! 323 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,464 You're listening to Where the Scary Things Are. 324 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,371 I'm your host Monster Mash Ken. 325 00:20:57,405 --> 00:20:59,971 And with missing people, where do they go? 326 00:21:00,007 --> 00:21:02,576 You see all these different cases. What are you thinking? 327 00:21:02,611 --> 00:21:04,946 Alien abductions, mass disappearances. 328 00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:06,609 I mean, you know, the rapture. 329 00:21:06,645 --> 00:21:08,215 Has something religious occurred? 330 00:21:08,251 --> 00:21:09,846 I have no idea but I can't imagine 331 00:21:09,882 --> 00:21:12,084 what the families are going through, it's crazy. 332 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,782 It's hard to believe that people still disappear these days. 333 00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:17,354 With all the technology out there... 334 00:21:17,388 --> 00:21:19,692 Hey, Vector, come here. 335 00:21:28,268 --> 00:21:29,965 How do I disappear? 336 00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:37,907 Haven't you ever wanted to disappear? 337 00:21:43,183 --> 00:21:45,019 Nineteen. 338 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:48,087 - Another card? - No. 339 00:21:48,123 --> 00:21:51,290 Nine... 14. 340 00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:55,126 Eighteen. You win. 341 00:23:02,127 --> 00:23:03,663 Come on. 342 00:23:05,096 --> 00:23:07,534 Dude, you can't knock on my window so damn loud. 343 00:23:07,569 --> 00:23:09,502 - You're gonna wake up my parents. - So? 344 00:23:09,538 --> 00:23:11,433 Okay. Why would I expect you to get it? 345 00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:12,637 Where are we going? 346 00:23:12,673 --> 00:23:16,673 Follow me, Mr. My Parents Are Gonna Hear Me. 347 00:23:16,710 --> 00:23:18,609 You're gonna wake up my parents. 348 00:23:18,644 --> 00:23:21,109 - Holy shit, shut the hell up. - No! 349 00:23:23,019 --> 00:23:25,146 Just follow me, idiot. 350 00:23:42,501 --> 00:23:44,038 Don't cut off heads. 351 00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:45,903 Yeah, I know, I know. 352 00:23:46,702 --> 00:23:48,637 Just record the video. 353 00:23:48,673 --> 00:23:50,838 I can file my face out in post. 354 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,710 You mean, tile your face, Bran. 355 00:23:52,744 --> 00:23:54,778 Wait, why do you need to tile your face? 356 00:23:54,814 --> 00:23:57,650 Bran here with another Bran-tastic video. 357 00:23:57,684 --> 00:24:01,155 Welcome to the first episode of Bum Wars. 358 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:03,125 Dude, bring it down. 359 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,857 Shut the hell up and shoot. 360 00:24:32,518 --> 00:24:34,518 Bran, what the hell? 361 00:24:43,961 --> 00:24:46,101 Bran, what the hell? Jesus Christ! 362 00:24:46,135 --> 00:24:48,698 Tada! 363 00:24:48,733 --> 00:24:52,102 Go, go, go! 364 00:25:58,973 --> 00:26:00,509 Bran, what the hell? Jesus Christ! 365 00:26:00,544 --> 00:26:03,576 Tada! 366 00:26:03,613 --> 00:26:07,342 Go, go, go, go! 367 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,692 Hey, guys, my parents said 368 00:26:20,727 --> 00:26:23,862 I can't be in The Dokkers anymore. 369 00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:26,900 I-I'm sorry. I can't do anything about it. 370 00:26:28,698 --> 00:26:30,470 Hey, guys. 371 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:31,932 My parents said I can't be in... 372 00:26:31,968 --> 00:26:33,906 Shit! 373 00:26:34,704 --> 00:26:36,739 Shit, oh, my God! 374 00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:41,177 Oh, Jesus Christ. 375 00:26:57,729 --> 00:26:59,663 Shit! 376 00:27:02,364 --> 00:27:04,367 Guys, guys, you're not gonna believe this! 377 00:27:10,511 --> 00:27:12,345 There's something in the pond! 378 00:27:14,682 --> 00:27:17,016 Nothing could live in there, Snack. 379 00:27:17,050 --> 00:27:19,484 Okay, well I heard it over there and it jumped in there. 380 00:27:19,519 --> 00:27:22,153 Get off the weed, Snack. 381 00:27:33,765 --> 00:27:36,096 Mighty needs to be fed. 382 00:27:36,133 --> 00:27:38,536 My blood sugar's low, dumb-ass. 383 00:27:44,712 --> 00:27:47,076 Can somebody fart and liven this up? 384 00:27:53,817 --> 00:27:55,989 What the hell was that? 385 00:27:58,989 --> 00:28:00,454 Is that the guard? 386 00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:02,996 No. 387 00:28:24,213 --> 00:28:26,316 What the hell is that thing? 388 00:28:31,821 --> 00:28:33,323 Ew, be careful. 389 00:28:47,509 --> 00:28:49,006 It can't be human. 390 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,346 It's covered in crockamoley. 391 00:28:51,382 --> 00:28:54,715 Guacamole, dumbass. 392 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:57,884 We need to find a place to hide this thing. 393 00:28:57,921 --> 00:29:01,351 At least until we figure out what the hell it is. 394 00:29:37,989 --> 00:29:39,690 Keep it moving, guys. 395 00:29:39,724 --> 00:29:41,759 Ah, dammit. 396 00:29:41,796 --> 00:29:44,825 Guys, let's just get it in there. 397 00:29:44,861 --> 00:29:49,134 Max, find something to restrain this thing for the time being. 398 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,103 I mean, I know, but just... 399 00:29:53,138 --> 00:29:54,973 There's gotta be something around here. 400 00:29:55,009 --> 00:29:57,679 I mean, this place is littered with shit. 401 00:29:57,713 --> 00:30:01,481 Just ropes, chains, I don't know. 402 00:30:01,517 --> 00:30:03,547 Whatever will hold it. 403 00:30:03,582 --> 00:30:04,612 On it. 404 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:08,021 I mean, it looks so human. 405 00:30:08,623 --> 00:30:10,089 What if it can talk? 406 00:30:17,898 --> 00:30:22,036 Speak softly, carry a big stick. 407 00:30:27,537 --> 00:30:29,839 We need to get it food and water. 408 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:31,073 How do you know that? 409 00:30:31,107 --> 00:30:32,910 I mean, it's alive, isn't it? 410 00:30:32,944 --> 00:30:34,574 I mean, it has to eat and drink. 411 00:30:34,609 --> 00:30:36,490 Well, hey, kangaroo rats can go their whole lives 412 00:30:36,513 --> 00:30:38,919 - without drinking water, so. - Max, look at me. 413 00:30:38,953 --> 00:30:40,982 Does that look like a goddamn kangaroo to you? 414 00:30:42,858 --> 00:30:44,022 Oh, Jesus, Mighty. 415 00:30:44,057 --> 00:30:46,387 Can you turn that damn insulin pump off? 416 00:30:46,423 --> 00:30:49,028 Everybody shits on the diabetic kid. 417 00:31:00,977 --> 00:31:02,871 Well, at the least the restraints are holding. 418 00:31:02,906 --> 00:31:04,108 Yeah, for now. 419 00:31:04,144 --> 00:31:07,278 Why the sniffing? 420 00:31:09,884 --> 00:31:12,152 Guys, what the hell is it smelling? 421 00:31:12,585 --> 00:31:13,647 Dinner. 422 00:31:24,896 --> 00:31:26,496 Bran, hold up. 423 00:31:28,604 --> 00:31:29,696 Give me the camera. 424 00:31:30,839 --> 00:31:32,369 - No. - Give me the camera. 425 00:31:37,638 --> 00:31:39,376 You'll get it back when it's time. 426 00:31:41,115 --> 00:31:43,515 Delete those perv shots he's got of me, too. 427 00:31:43,550 --> 00:31:44,310 All right. 428 00:31:44,346 --> 00:31:47,049 I-I won't post anything. I swear. 429 00:31:47,085 --> 00:31:49,755 That's right, you're not. Bye. 430 00:31:49,790 --> 00:31:51,326 Guys, get him outta here. 431 00:31:51,362 --> 00:31:52,551 We'll catch up. 432 00:31:52,587 --> 00:31:56,295 - It'll be fine. Relax. - Shut up. 433 00:31:57,799 --> 00:32:01,127 If it gets loose, we're dead. 434 00:32:05,367 --> 00:32:07,603 How long have we been coming here? 435 00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:10,441 I don't know. 436 00:32:11,174 --> 00:32:13,708 A few years, I guess. Why? 437 00:32:14,646 --> 00:32:16,279 Right. 438 00:32:16,315 --> 00:32:19,412 And we haven't seen this thing until today. 439 00:32:19,448 --> 00:32:21,855 I mean, it's gotta be new here. 440 00:32:21,891 --> 00:32:23,686 I've sure as hell never seen it. 441 00:32:23,721 --> 00:32:25,093 Exactly. 442 00:32:27,261 --> 00:32:30,163 What happens when this place opens up for Halloween? 443 00:32:31,661 --> 00:32:34,900 We can't have this thing going nuts on customers. 444 00:32:34,935 --> 00:32:37,336 - That would be bad. - Yeah. 445 00:32:39,935 --> 00:32:41,373 For me. 446 00:32:44,845 --> 00:32:47,709 I can't lose this place. 447 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:52,618 This is my escape. 448 00:32:52,654 --> 00:32:54,781 I mean, you know that. 449 00:32:58,089 --> 00:33:00,188 Better than anybody else. 450 00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:26,352 So we're really gonna do this? 451 00:33:28,183 --> 00:33:30,289 I think I need this. 452 00:33:32,659 --> 00:33:33,721 So do I. 453 00:33:40,703 --> 00:33:43,105 My house is just as empty. 454 00:33:58,714 --> 00:34:01,617 I'm gonna hang out until your mom gets home. 455 00:34:02,285 --> 00:34:03,785 You should get inside. 456 00:34:13,869 --> 00:34:15,835 Thanks for walking me home. 457 00:34:15,871 --> 00:34:17,300 You should come to my place. 458 00:34:17,335 --> 00:34:19,471 You could stay over if you want. 459 00:34:27,715 --> 00:34:28,809 Good night. 460 00:34:37,858 --> 00:34:40,027 Wanna hang out? 461 00:34:40,063 --> 00:34:43,494 - When's my mom getting home? - Whenever. 462 00:34:44,327 --> 00:34:46,201 I'm the babysitter. 463 00:35:01,146 --> 00:35:02,646 Where's the remote? 464 00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:44,648 Tomatoes. 465 00:37:46,081 --> 00:37:49,681 Four, five, six, seven, eight... 466 00:39:34,884 --> 00:39:37,052 I've gotta get you tied back up. 467 00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:47,202 Hey, Dad, um, have you ever heard of Lockjaw? 468 00:39:47,237 --> 00:39:50,432 Yeah, it comes from tetanus or rabies. 469 00:39:50,467 --> 00:39:51,833 Why, are you feeling sick? 470 00:39:51,869 --> 00:39:54,099 No, I'm talking about the weird guy 471 00:39:54,135 --> 00:39:57,275 people say used to live by Field of Screams. 472 00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:59,880 Yeah, there was this one guy. 473 00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:04,548 I don't remember if people said he was a molester, crazy or something. 474 00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:05,827 A lot of homeless people out that way, 475 00:40:05,851 --> 00:40:08,286 which is why we don't want you hanging out there. 476 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:09,885 One of the reasons, anyway. 477 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,360 Well, I mean... I mean, did you ever see him? 478 00:40:12,394 --> 00:40:15,554 - Was he real? - I work with facts, Max. 479 00:40:15,590 --> 00:40:17,793 Not Max facts. 480 00:40:17,829 --> 00:40:20,530 And, no, I never saw him or know anyone who has. 481 00:40:20,565 --> 00:40:22,530 All right, all right. Cool. 482 00:40:22,565 --> 00:40:23,965 Cool, cool. Thanks. 483 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,898 I'm less worried about homeless child molesters 484 00:40:25,934 --> 00:40:28,202 than I am this Ayla girl you like. 485 00:40:28,237 --> 00:40:33,641 Oh, goddammit. Okay, Dad, I don't like her. 486 00:40:33,677 --> 00:40:35,650 Especially like that, so... 487 00:40:35,684 --> 00:40:38,949 Your mother says your underwear in the laundry says otherwise. 488 00:40:41,923 --> 00:40:44,251 Facts, Max. 489 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:21,123 So who taught you how to shoot? 490 00:41:28,331 --> 00:41:29,637 Wait. 491 00:41:30,467 --> 00:41:32,400 Here, like this. 492 00:41:32,436 --> 00:41:33,905 Both hands up. 493 00:41:34,835 --> 00:41:37,641 It's not like the movies. 494 00:41:37,677 --> 00:41:42,110 Just relax your shoulders... then shoot. 495 00:41:56,561 --> 00:41:58,797 I wanna scare people. 496 00:42:02,101 --> 00:42:03,231 I mean... 497 00:42:07,143 --> 00:42:08,907 this could be great. 498 00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:17,047 Does it scare you? 499 00:42:18,748 --> 00:42:20,347 Only if it gets loose. 500 00:42:22,590 --> 00:42:24,824 Let's make sure that doesn't happen then. 501 00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:33,429 Seriously? 502 00:42:33,465 --> 00:42:35,362 No raw hamburger? 503 00:42:35,396 --> 00:42:38,204 Monsters always go for raw hamburger in the movies. 504 00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:39,568 We didn't have any. 505 00:42:39,605 --> 00:42:41,541 Who doesn't have hamburger? 506 00:42:41,577 --> 00:42:44,273 - That pump thing smells. - It's Phenol. 507 00:42:44,309 --> 00:42:47,307 It's a chemical they use in his insulin or something like that. 508 00:42:48,217 --> 00:42:49,380 Is that a Max fact? 509 00:42:49,416 --> 00:42:51,547 Look it up, ass hat. 510 00:42:51,583 --> 00:42:53,380 And that's why, Max, 511 00:42:53,416 --> 00:42:56,657 you're going to be writing all the online content for this. 512 00:42:58,222 --> 00:43:01,893 Once Scribble has a page up, Bran, you get the footage. 513 00:43:02,659 --> 00:43:04,661 But everything you do 514 00:43:04,697 --> 00:43:06,994 goes through me first, all right? 515 00:43:07,030 --> 00:43:09,163 I don't want you posting none of this. 516 00:43:09,197 --> 00:43:12,338 And don't show anybody who's not a Dokker. 517 00:43:12,373 --> 00:43:14,434 - Got it? - Got it. 518 00:43:15,943 --> 00:43:19,746 Scribble will be able to see everything that you do remotely. 519 00:43:20,478 --> 00:43:22,244 Just so you know. 520 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,405 Do it. Please. 521 00:45:48,925 --> 00:45:52,932 It... it can smell fear. 522 00:45:53,998 --> 00:45:56,128 Is that Max fact or is that real? 523 00:45:56,164 --> 00:45:57,597 Motherfucker! 524 00:45:57,632 --> 00:46:00,340 - You son of a bitch! - Bran, what is wrong with you? 525 00:46:01,740 --> 00:46:03,041 Where do you think you're going? 526 00:46:03,077 --> 00:46:05,275 - You think this is... - You think this is funny? 527 00:46:05,311 --> 00:46:07,711 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Waste of space! 528 00:46:07,746 --> 00:46:09,047 Everybody shut the hell up! 529 00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:10,882 - Shut the hell up! - We're done with you now! 530 00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,085 Okay, it's not just a Max fact, okay. 531 00:46:14,121 --> 00:46:16,757 As soon as the thing starts sniffing, it goes nuts. 532 00:46:16,791 --> 00:46:18,195 It's Mighty's insulin pump setting it off. 533 00:46:18,219 --> 00:46:19,518 - It's not me. - Yes, it is. 534 00:46:19,554 --> 00:46:21,003 - Come on. - It's not the insulin pump, 535 00:46:21,027 --> 00:46:22,896 It's not the insulin pump. It's the insulin. 536 00:46:22,931 --> 00:46:25,423 All right, that thing gives off a smell, right? 537 00:46:25,460 --> 00:46:27,996 So maybe it thinks it's the smell of fear. 538 00:46:28,030 --> 00:46:29,701 What? 539 00:46:29,735 --> 00:46:31,768 How can anything smell fear? 540 00:46:31,802 --> 00:46:35,675 Um, no, I believe it. 541 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:39,106 I mean, a few years ago before I moved, 542 00:46:39,143 --> 00:46:41,778 there was a dog, it was a-a big dog 543 00:46:41,815 --> 00:46:43,643 a couple houses down from me. 544 00:46:44,585 --> 00:46:46,052 And, man, I swear to God, 545 00:46:46,088 --> 00:46:49,554 like, if you showed that you were even a little bit afraid, 546 00:46:49,588 --> 00:46:51,389 it would go crazy. 547 00:46:51,423 --> 00:46:52,552 Maybe... 548 00:46:53,925 --> 00:46:57,827 Maybe it's like... a bear. 549 00:46:57,862 --> 00:47:00,527 You know how people say... 550 00:47:01,570 --> 00:47:04,800 it can smell when a girl... 551 00:47:04,835 --> 00:47:06,268 Okay, come on, Bran. 552 00:47:06,302 --> 00:47:07,840 - I don't have my period! - Come on. 553 00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:09,336 - What the hell? - Prove it then! 554 00:47:09,371 --> 00:47:11,177 Get outta here! 555 00:47:11,211 --> 00:47:13,842 - I swear to God! Take him out! - Everybody settle down. 556 00:47:13,878 --> 00:47:15,476 Let's just sit down. 557 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,445 All right? 558 00:47:26,690 --> 00:47:28,193 What now? 559 00:47:31,097 --> 00:47:34,034 Guys, this is what we're gonna do, all right? 560 00:47:34,666 --> 00:47:36,333 You and Max... 561 00:47:37,539 --> 00:47:39,333 figure out whatever you can. 562 00:47:39,369 --> 00:47:43,007 Snack, you and Bran, you guys have to get 563 00:47:43,041 --> 00:47:44,740 as much coverage on this as possible. 564 00:47:44,777 --> 00:47:47,047 We need that proof. 565 00:47:48,311 --> 00:47:51,213 Guys, what the hell are we doing? 566 00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:53,920 We need to call the cops or at least our parents. 567 00:47:53,956 --> 00:47:57,215 This thing could be an alien for all we know. 568 00:47:57,251 --> 00:47:59,025 We are in over our heads. 569 00:47:59,061 --> 00:48:01,061 You okay, Snack? 570 00:48:07,463 --> 00:48:10,532 I need to talk to you once everyone leaves. 571 00:48:17,943 --> 00:48:19,706 You haven't told anyone? 572 00:48:24,682 --> 00:48:25,885 No, Ayla. 573 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,121 And-and I swore I wouldn't, didn't I? 574 00:48:29,117 --> 00:48:30,717 I mean, yeah, but... 575 00:48:32,023 --> 00:48:34,324 you seem kinda sketchy, Snack. 576 00:48:40,568 --> 00:48:42,266 Do you still wanna tell? 577 00:48:46,407 --> 00:48:49,702 No. 578 00:48:52,710 --> 00:48:54,179 I hope not. 579 00:49:05,858 --> 00:49:07,489 Got monster shit on me. 580 00:49:09,664 --> 00:49:11,262 Everything good with Snack? 581 00:49:12,567 --> 00:49:14,059 Yeah, it's fine. 582 00:49:14,094 --> 00:49:15,431 Come here. 583 00:49:16,264 --> 00:49:18,170 Something to cheer you up. 584 00:49:20,434 --> 00:49:22,306 Bran's perv pics he got of you. 585 00:49:25,610 --> 00:49:26,577 Thanks. 586 00:49:26,612 --> 00:49:27,675 But wait... 587 00:49:28,416 --> 00:49:29,545 there's more. 588 00:49:31,047 --> 00:49:32,514 Jeni's personal cell. 589 00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,521 You didn't? 590 00:49:40,628 --> 00:49:42,458 This is gonna be great. 591 00:49:46,028 --> 00:49:47,028 Thank you so much. 592 00:50:06,119 --> 00:50:09,222 Wait, I have something I wanna show you first. 593 00:50:12,925 --> 00:50:14,688 Why don't you change then? 594 00:50:15,929 --> 00:50:18,099 You smell like monster shit. 595 00:53:22,445 --> 00:53:24,150 I called you both here because, 596 00:53:24,186 --> 00:53:27,449 well, obviously you get A's on the project. 597 00:53:27,485 --> 00:53:30,422 I mean, yeah, that video's incredible. 598 00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:35,159 Ten-thousand views in just over two weeks. 599 00:53:35,195 --> 00:53:37,429 You definitely hit the objective. 600 00:53:39,527 --> 00:53:42,467 This thing, how'd you do it? 601 00:53:43,233 --> 00:53:46,273 Well, it's Crockamoley. 602 00:53:46,309 --> 00:53:49,340 I'm sorry, Crock-Crock... Crockamoley? Not Lockjaw? 603 00:53:49,376 --> 00:53:50,583 That's the urban legend around here, right? 604 00:53:50,608 --> 00:53:53,244 It's not Lockjaw, it's-it's Crockamoley. 605 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,842 Okay, all right. Well, Crockamoley 606 00:53:55,876 --> 00:53:58,351 is one scary special effect, let me say. 607 00:53:58,385 --> 00:54:01,121 Well, it's actually kinda funny that you say that. 608 00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:02,889 Yeah, we have a... We have a friend. 609 00:54:02,923 --> 00:54:04,150 - Tom. - Yeah, Tom. 610 00:54:04,251 --> 00:54:07,960 He, uh, you know, he does makeup and special effects for movies. 611 00:54:07,996 --> 00:54:11,394 Not anything major but indie. 612 00:54:11,429 --> 00:54:13,695 Well, let me tell you to tell Tom, 613 00:54:13,730 --> 00:54:15,463 I think he's gonna win an Oscar someday. 614 00:54:15,498 --> 00:54:16,764 This project is incredible. 615 00:54:16,798 --> 00:54:19,898 He went above and beyond and so did you both. 616 00:54:19,934 --> 00:54:24,443 But I have to ask you to take this video down. 617 00:54:24,943 --> 00:54:28,106 Um, uh, why? 618 00:54:29,811 --> 00:54:32,411 Well, gun violence for one thing, Max. 619 00:54:32,447 --> 00:54:34,561 - They're digital effects. - - I know that, we've had complaints. 620 00:54:34,585 --> 00:54:37,623 Parents are very upset over the content. 621 00:54:37,659 --> 00:54:40,856 They're describing it as disturbing. They're saying it's scary. 622 00:54:40,891 --> 00:54:44,496 They're saying the content in this video is sick, Max. 623 00:54:44,532 --> 00:54:48,829 You both did... a little too good of a job, I'm afraid. 624 00:54:48,864 --> 00:54:51,329 How can you tell it's us? You can't see our faces. 625 00:54:51,365 --> 00:54:53,878 Well, because it's a high school class project and you're teenagers. 626 00:54:53,902 --> 00:54:55,679 You can't keep a secret. All the kids know, Max. 627 00:54:55,702 --> 00:54:56,936 They're probably just jealous 628 00:54:56,972 --> 00:54:59,443 'cause their crappy little Photoshop projects 629 00:54:59,478 --> 00:55:01,545 didn't turn out nearly as good as ours did. 630 00:55:01,581 --> 00:55:04,742 Look, between you and me, I understand that, 631 00:55:04,777 --> 00:55:06,585 and I couldn't agree more, Ayla. 632 00:55:06,619 --> 00:55:09,949 Now, but this project has gotten me in more hot water 633 00:55:09,983 --> 00:55:11,987 with administration than I care to touch on. 634 00:55:12,023 --> 00:55:14,956 - Did Jeni lose it again? - Punish us for doing a great job. 635 00:55:14,992 --> 00:55:18,228 - Yeah, I get it. - No, Max, you're not being punished. 636 00:55:18,264 --> 00:55:19,960 You still get the A's, okay. 637 00:55:19,996 --> 00:55:22,128 It's just you-you made it a little too lifelike. 638 00:55:22,164 --> 00:55:25,338 - It's a little too realistic. - How is that our problem? 639 00:55:25,373 --> 00:55:28,505 Mr. Lewis, you can't connect it to the school. 640 00:55:28,539 --> 00:55:29,936 You can't tell who's in the video. 641 00:55:29,971 --> 00:55:32,478 I-I mean, we even spoofed the IP address 642 00:55:32,512 --> 00:55:34,675 to make it look like it comes from New Mexico. 643 00:55:34,710 --> 00:55:37,983 Look, we have thousands of comments. 644 00:55:38,019 --> 00:55:40,315 This is how things spread. 645 00:55:40,351 --> 00:55:42,682 That's what you told us. 646 00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,121 "Oh, my God!" "This is so good." 647 00:55:45,157 --> 00:55:47,159 "It looks so real." 648 00:55:47,193 --> 00:55:49,429 "Show us more Crockamoley." 649 00:55:49,465 --> 00:55:53,329 The comments just keep going. It says, it says... 650 00:55:55,998 --> 00:55:59,539 - That... - What? What does it say? 651 00:56:05,108 --> 00:56:06,672 Nothing. 652 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:09,713 Look, I'm asking you both... 653 00:56:10,748 --> 00:56:13,079 with massive respect for all of the hard work 654 00:56:13,115 --> 00:56:17,056 that went into this video, please take the video down. 655 00:56:17,090 --> 00:56:23,923 Mr. Lewis, with all due respect for everything you've taught us about free speech, 656 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,501 standing up for ourselves and censorship... 657 00:56:32,070 --> 00:56:33,166 No. 658 00:56:37,809 --> 00:56:40,579 So I'm guessing you're gonna fail us now, huh? 659 00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:44,978 No. 660 00:56:51,224 --> 00:56:53,251 Well, it started out great. 661 00:56:54,393 --> 00:56:56,460 Now everyone thinks it's fake. 662 00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:58,690 I mean, Ayla, that's the internet. 663 00:56:58,726 --> 00:57:00,398 People shit on everything. 664 00:57:00,434 --> 00:57:02,463 Ten-thousand views is pretty good. 665 00:57:02,498 --> 00:57:04,197 It was a good run. 666 00:57:04,233 --> 00:57:07,534 You wouldn't know a good run if it hit you in your fat ass. 667 00:57:07,570 --> 00:57:09,001 The views have died off. 668 00:57:09,038 --> 00:57:13,177 It's because of these haters. These losers! 669 00:57:13,213 --> 00:57:14,742 God, I hate people! 670 00:57:14,777 --> 00:57:17,617 People are over it. It's boring. 671 00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:22,617 How the hell are we supposed to do the Crockamoley challenge 672 00:57:22,652 --> 00:57:24,855 if everyone says it's fake? 673 00:57:26,987 --> 00:57:31,157 Guys, we risked our lives for an A. 674 00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:35,161 And then we are told to take it down. 675 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:37,565 Another lie! 676 00:57:37,601 --> 00:57:40,639 Another person screws us over! 677 00:57:47,043 --> 00:57:49,748 Nothing ever turns out like you're promised. 678 00:57:52,213 --> 00:57:54,954 God, I'd like to throw one of those haters in there! 679 00:57:54,989 --> 00:57:58,222 Yeah, record that. 680 00:57:58,257 --> 00:58:00,219 And then we'll post it. 681 00:58:01,826 --> 00:58:04,826 I mean, that's what we should do, right? 682 00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:07,061 Come on! We should do that, right? 683 00:58:15,005 --> 00:58:18,309 Um, sorry guys. I figured out why it's beeping. 684 00:58:18,344 --> 00:58:20,639 It's got a leak or something. 685 00:58:20,675 --> 00:58:23,378 I'll just fix that. 686 00:58:24,744 --> 00:58:27,753 Shut the hell up! 687 00:59:02,458 --> 00:59:05,856 Tada! 688 00:59:19,735 --> 00:59:22,235 Tada! 689 01:01:30,030 --> 01:01:31,938 Why are you doing this? 690 01:01:31,974 --> 01:01:33,003 Why? 691 01:01:34,806 --> 01:01:37,403 We can't do this. We can't... 692 01:01:44,911 --> 01:01:46,918 Get off. Stop! 693 01:01:47,516 --> 01:01:48,789 Please. 694 01:01:52,590 --> 01:01:53,992 So what? 695 01:01:54,989 --> 01:01:56,291 You gonna fucking tell? 696 01:01:57,858 --> 01:01:59,228 Is that it? 697 01:02:01,829 --> 01:02:03,496 You swore. 698 01:02:12,039 --> 01:02:14,507 Why are you scared of us? 699 01:02:18,778 --> 01:02:20,182 I'm not. 700 01:02:22,483 --> 01:02:26,351 What would Crockamoley think? 701 01:02:26,385 --> 01:02:28,159 I have to get out of here. 702 01:02:28,195 --> 01:02:29,456 So go. 703 01:02:56,590 --> 01:02:58,623 This is messed up. 704 01:02:58,659 --> 01:02:59,954 I mean, what if he flips out? 705 01:02:59,989 --> 01:03:02,123 What do we do? What then? 706 01:03:02,159 --> 01:03:06,965 Shut up, you blubbering baby. This is great. 707 01:03:07,932 --> 01:03:10,063 All right, you have my attention. 708 01:03:10,097 --> 01:03:11,704 I haven't eaten in a few days. 709 01:03:11,739 --> 01:03:13,836 All right, man. Well, you're in luck. 710 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:16,643 All you gotta do, come with us. 711 01:03:16,677 --> 01:03:20,108 We'll give you like... a hundred bucks. 712 01:03:20,143 --> 01:03:22,679 You! You're the one who set my hat on fire. 713 01:03:22,715 --> 01:03:25,079 Hey, hey, man. You're good. 714 01:03:25,114 --> 01:03:27,945 All is good. He won't touch you. 715 01:03:27,981 --> 01:03:29,280 We promise. 716 01:03:29,315 --> 01:03:32,391 Come on. It's only a short walk. 717 01:03:35,824 --> 01:03:37,326 Do you wanna see? 718 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:41,626 See what? 719 01:03:44,438 --> 01:03:45,900 You want me to go in here? 720 01:03:45,936 --> 01:03:47,969 We're gonna go in with you. 721 01:03:48,003 --> 01:03:51,338 Oh, good, 'cause for a second 722 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:55,547 I thought you guys might leave me the fuck alone. 723 01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:57,313 What's in there anyway, huh? 724 01:03:59,014 --> 01:04:01,454 Are you guys buying me a car? 725 01:04:01,489 --> 01:04:04,416 Just go, man. 726 01:04:04,452 --> 01:04:07,019 What the hell is wrong with you kids, huh? 727 01:04:07,054 --> 01:04:08,561 Why are you doing this? 728 01:04:08,596 --> 01:04:09,992 We're shooting a video. 729 01:04:10,027 --> 01:04:13,697 We just wanna see your reaction. Come on. 730 01:04:14,831 --> 01:04:15,931 The last time 731 01:04:15,965 --> 01:04:18,235 I starred in one of your videos, 732 01:04:18,271 --> 01:04:21,407 you set me on fire while I was asleep, you little shit. 733 01:04:21,442 --> 01:04:22,503 Just go! 734 01:04:34,521 --> 01:04:36,153 What the hell is that? 735 01:04:49,230 --> 01:04:51,202 Is this some sort of joke? 736 01:04:51,503 --> 01:04:52,565 Huh? 737 01:04:53,969 --> 01:04:55,976 What the hell is this? 738 01:05:39,447 --> 01:05:42,088 Is this some sort of prank video, huh? 739 01:05:42,820 --> 01:05:45,722 This shit is awful. 740 01:06:02,742 --> 01:06:04,572 We just killed that guy! 741 01:06:15,885 --> 01:06:18,556 There's another Crockamoley video or whatever the hell it is. 742 01:06:18,592 --> 01:06:19,719 Did you see it? 743 01:06:20,628 --> 01:06:22,293 The shit looks real. 744 01:06:22,329 --> 01:06:25,831 - Damn. How'd they do that? - I know, right? 745 01:06:25,867 --> 01:06:28,068 Oh shit, we're already late to class. 746 01:06:30,402 --> 01:06:33,072 Is this some sort of prank video, huh? 747 01:06:33,773 --> 01:06:36,273 This shit is awful. 748 01:06:56,460 --> 01:06:58,626 So what time do you think you're gonna get here? 749 01:06:58,661 --> 01:07:00,898 Give me, like, ten minutes. 750 01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:04,596 All right. So plan on an hour then. 751 01:07:04,630 --> 01:07:06,164 I always come on time. 752 01:07:06,199 --> 01:07:08,867 Yeah. We'll see. 753 01:07:16,244 --> 01:07:18,217 I came to get something. 754 01:07:26,420 --> 01:07:28,688 I'm not as stupid as you think. 755 01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:32,429 I need to get it. 756 01:07:35,534 --> 01:07:39,469 I can't believe you guys hangout in this shit hole. 757 01:07:40,568 --> 01:07:42,538 That's what I say about home. 758 01:08:00,693 --> 01:08:02,260 Is it in there? 759 01:08:03,025 --> 01:08:04,427 In there. 760 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,501 Does your boyfriend in there think he's gonna jump me? 761 01:08:09,538 --> 01:08:12,867 No. 762 01:08:12,903 --> 01:08:14,471 Definitely not. 763 01:08:19,646 --> 01:08:20,939 Come and get it. 764 01:08:51,076 --> 01:08:53,009 You think I'm fucking stupid? 765 01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:00,747 Where's my fucking gun? 766 01:09:57,810 --> 01:09:59,641 Shut up! 767 01:10:00,207 --> 01:10:01,545 Geez. 768 01:10:20,063 --> 01:10:23,028 Hi. Jeni? 769 01:10:26,367 --> 01:10:28,368 It's-it's Ayla. 770 01:10:28,404 --> 01:10:31,773 No, please, don't hang up. 771 01:10:33,408 --> 01:10:37,750 I... I just wanted to say 772 01:10:37,786 --> 01:10:42,014 that I'm so sorry... 773 01:10:43,355 --> 01:10:45,853 for the way I've treated you since... 774 01:10:46,989 --> 01:10:48,360 forever. 775 01:10:51,162 --> 01:10:53,057 I wanna make it up to you. 776 01:10:58,734 --> 01:11:02,140 Is this all part of the project, hmm? 777 01:11:02,176 --> 01:11:04,036 Convince the teacher this is real? 778 01:11:05,408 --> 01:11:08,311 It is, Mr. Lewis, I-I swear. 779 01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:12,917 Everything you saw on that channel is real. 780 01:11:12,953 --> 01:11:15,385 No, it-it looks real. 781 01:11:15,420 --> 01:11:16,460 It looks real, I'll give you that, 782 01:11:16,484 --> 01:11:18,015 but, look, I still think 783 01:11:18,051 --> 01:11:19,784 y'all are trying to Punk me or something. 784 01:11:19,819 --> 01:11:21,100 Are you recording this right now? 785 01:11:21,128 --> 01:11:22,091 - No. - Are you recording this? 786 01:11:22,127 --> 01:11:25,757 No, no, please. No. 787 01:11:25,792 --> 01:11:27,529 You know, Max, he came and told me 788 01:11:27,564 --> 01:11:30,568 that you guys have a friend who does effects. 789 01:11:30,603 --> 01:11:33,003 - Is that not true? - No, those are his Max facts. 790 01:11:33,038 --> 01:11:34,506 - It's not true? - No. 791 01:11:37,104 --> 01:11:39,479 So I'm supposed to not believe his reasonable story 792 01:11:39,514 --> 01:11:44,109 for yours about a monster that feeds on homeless people? 793 01:11:47,248 --> 01:11:48,652 Yeah, okay. 794 01:11:59,197 --> 01:12:00,631 I'll take you there. 795 01:12:01,328 --> 01:12:02,698 Tonight. 796 01:12:32,827 --> 01:12:35,896 Why? Is it for the likes? 797 01:12:37,168 --> 01:12:39,034 Because I hate her. 798 01:12:43,978 --> 01:12:46,207 Aw, you scared, Jeni? 799 01:12:46,243 --> 01:12:48,046 Please! 800 01:12:48,081 --> 01:12:50,680 Please, just let me go. 801 01:12:51,377 --> 01:12:52,716 Please. 802 01:13:22,649 --> 01:13:25,744 Since first grade, 803 01:13:25,779 --> 01:13:29,413 you've cried, pissed your pants... 804 01:13:30,853 --> 01:13:35,591 dragged every class we're in to a halt. 805 01:13:35,626 --> 01:13:41,797 We get told, oh, you're just different. 806 01:13:45,470 --> 01:13:49,271 But you get the same grades as me! 807 01:13:49,306 --> 01:13:51,841 We're not the same, bitch! 808 01:13:58,247 --> 01:13:59,585 Now... 809 01:14:02,421 --> 01:14:08,659 see the difference between you and me. 810 01:14:09,257 --> 01:14:10,326 Do it. 811 01:14:10,362 --> 01:14:13,664 Stop it! No, stop! 812 01:15:31,970 --> 01:15:34,377 What the hell is wrong with you? 813 01:15:34,413 --> 01:15:36,675 It's on foot from here. Come on. 814 01:15:58,037 --> 01:15:59,297 Hey. 815 01:16:04,411 --> 01:16:06,007 Y'all have permission to be here? 816 01:16:10,447 --> 01:16:12,046 Come on. 817 01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:26,028 Mr. Lewis... 818 01:16:31,304 --> 01:16:32,600 You can't be scared. 819 01:16:32,635 --> 01:16:35,667 It... It can smell fear. 820 01:16:35,703 --> 01:16:37,536 It'll go nuts. 821 01:16:37,570 --> 01:16:38,810 Really? 822 01:16:39,676 --> 01:16:41,244 - It smells fear? - Yeah. 823 01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:44,350 - Really? - Yes. 824 01:16:44,385 --> 01:16:47,516 Okay, I tried, Snack. 825 01:16:47,551 --> 01:16:48,886 - I tried. - Mr. Lewis... 826 01:16:48,953 --> 01:16:50,966 - Have you lost your mind? - It's not a trick, okay. 827 01:16:50,989 --> 01:16:53,351 Would I bring you down here if it wasn't so important? 828 01:16:54,525 --> 01:16:56,993 Please, you have to believe me. 829 01:17:08,208 --> 01:17:09,742 Yeah, we're all clear. 830 01:17:11,641 --> 01:17:13,404 I still got some water in here. 831 01:17:17,515 --> 01:17:19,212 Oh, it stinks in here. 832 01:17:23,182 --> 01:17:26,890 All right, where's this boogeyman? 833 01:17:50,646 --> 01:17:53,917 What the hell is this? 834 01:18:16,605 --> 01:18:18,007 That's Crockamoley. 835 01:18:24,177 --> 01:18:27,280 This... this isn't a guy in a suit? 836 01:18:28,014 --> 01:18:30,823 - Seriously? - No. 837 01:18:31,854 --> 01:18:33,786 Huh... 838 01:18:33,822 --> 01:18:36,862 Oh, my... Oh, my... 839 01:18:38,064 --> 01:18:41,663 - Oh, my God. - Mr. Lewis... Mr. Lewis, calm down. 840 01:18:41,698 --> 01:18:43,965 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 841 01:18:44,001 --> 01:18:45,632 Calm down. 842 01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:52,542 What the hell did you kids do? 843 01:19:00,253 --> 01:19:02,019 Hi, Mr. Lewis. 844 01:19:04,488 --> 01:19:07,155 This... this thing. 845 01:19:08,623 --> 01:19:10,027 This is real. 846 01:19:10,724 --> 01:19:11,996 Sure is. 847 01:19:15,730 --> 01:19:17,561 Calm down. 848 01:19:20,135 --> 01:19:22,373 Why'd you bring him here, Snack? 849 01:19:28,447 --> 01:19:29,578 You lied. 850 01:19:29,613 --> 01:19:32,078 You guys killed somebody. 851 01:19:32,113 --> 01:19:33,782 - You're murderers! - So are you. 852 01:19:33,817 --> 01:19:35,212 Is that why you brought me here? 853 01:19:35,247 --> 01:19:37,554 - No. - To fucking kill me? 854 01:19:37,590 --> 01:19:39,724 No. Mr. Lewis, no. 855 01:19:41,926 --> 01:19:46,462 Whoa, whoa, whoa... He's a teacher. 856 01:19:46,498 --> 01:19:48,493 Hey, hey, hey, just... 857 01:19:48,529 --> 01:19:52,095 - No, stay! Hey, hey, hey! - Let us go, or I let it go. 858 01:19:52,131 --> 01:19:54,139 I can't let you do that. 859 01:19:54,175 --> 01:19:55,069 Relax. Okay. 860 01:19:55,104 --> 01:19:57,273 You wanna see what happened to Jeni? 861 01:19:57,309 --> 01:19:58,475 Bran! 862 01:19:59,838 --> 01:20:01,341 Jeni? 863 01:20:03,578 --> 01:20:04,646 Come on. 864 01:20:39,882 --> 01:20:41,650 Get out of the way! 865 01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:50,761 Go! 866 01:21:35,068 --> 01:21:36,502 Ayla! 867 01:25:04,979 --> 01:25:07,144 Open up! 868 01:27:29,458 --> 01:27:31,055 Good evening, boys and ghouls. 869 01:27:31,090 --> 01:27:33,197 You're listening to Where the Scary Things Are. 870 01:27:33,231 --> 01:27:34,826 I'm your host, Monster Mash Ken, 871 01:27:34,862 --> 01:27:36,565 and with me is the Mistress of Darkness, 872 01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:39,371 the Queen of Fright, the Lady of the Night, Muse. 873 01:27:39,405 --> 01:27:42,338 Also joining us is Crista Creature and Whirl. 874 01:27:42,375 --> 01:27:44,282 All right, so we got something special as always. 875 01:27:44,305 --> 01:27:48,313 I came across this found footage film called The Legend of Lockjaw. 876 01:27:48,349 --> 01:27:50,640 I wanna read the description to our audience. 877 01:27:50,676 --> 01:27:52,317 Uh, we've watched this film 878 01:27:52,353 --> 01:27:53,693 and we're gonna talk about that in a second, 879 01:27:53,716 --> 01:27:55,649 "Three years ago," 880 01:27:55,685 --> 01:27:57,586 seven children disappeared without a trace. 881 01:27:57,621 --> 01:27:59,323 This footage was found by a security guard 882 01:27:59,358 --> 01:28:01,323 for some Halloween haunted attraction. 883 01:28:01,359 --> 01:28:02,685 Were they were taken by Lockjaw, 884 01:28:02,721 --> 01:28:04,725 a local monster urban legend, 885 01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:07,296 "or something worse? This is their story." 886 01:28:07,332 --> 01:28:09,399 Muse, what did you think about it? 887 01:28:09,435 --> 01:28:12,064 Well, yeah, like you said, we watched this 888 01:28:12,099 --> 01:28:15,006 and honestly, I gotta say I think this is bullshit. 889 01:28:15,042 --> 01:28:19,444 Um, I wanted to believe it, but it's-it's so fake. You can see how they did it. 890 01:28:19,479 --> 01:28:21,510 Yeah, you know, I'm a schmuck when it comes to 891 01:28:21,545 --> 01:28:23,579 anything technical involving the computer, 892 01:28:23,615 --> 01:28:27,110 but even I on my own laptop could do a better job. 893 01:28:27,146 --> 01:28:29,552 You know, if you wanna fool us, and we're horror experts, 894 01:28:29,587 --> 01:28:31,331 you better show something a little bit more than 895 01:28:31,354 --> 01:28:33,190 bargain basement effort here. 896 01:28:33,226 --> 01:28:34,925 Yeah, I am so with you guys. 897 01:28:34,961 --> 01:28:36,393 Hard pass for me. 898 01:28:36,429 --> 01:28:39,261 This found footage died so, so long ago. 899 01:28:39,296 --> 01:28:41,532 Man, it's fake, fake, fake. 900 01:28:41,568 --> 01:28:43,962 We have a guy online who claims to be Snack. 901 01:28:43,997 --> 01:28:45,932 Allegedly, one of the kids in this footage. 902 01:28:45,967 --> 01:28:49,005 So let's welcome Snack to Where the Scary Things Are. 64393

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