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I have to see this through. 9 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,435 OLIVER: Do you like your Beats? 10 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,022 I can't get any work. 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,440 - You have to sell the apartment. 12 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,525 - It's all I have. 13 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:27,778 BUNNY: All in favor of evicting all three members of 14 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:28,737 Murder, She Wrote? 15 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,698 - A direct route into Bunny's. 16 00:00:32,156 --> 00:00:34,034 - You're sleeping with a murderer! 17 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,661 - This ends now, Jan. 18 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,830 - Hey, Bunny! Congrats! 19 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:41,458 You're the most hated person in the building now, 20 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:42,876 you cranky old bitch. 21 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,045 [text chimes] - "Get out of the building now." 22 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:45,838 OLIVER: Mabel! 23 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:47,673 CHARLES-HADEN SAVAGE: We gotta get her! I'm not leaving her here! 24 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,175 - It's not what you think. 25 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,094 OLIVER: Bunny! 26 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,679 - Is that your knitting needle? - Yes! 27 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,597 - Don't say a fucking word. 28 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,267 POPPY: Coming this fall, 29 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,978 Only Murder-ers in the Building. 30 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,650 ♪ I Love New York by Steve Karmen ♪ 31 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:14,867 ♪ I love New York ♪ 32 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:16,743 ♪ And there's no place like it ♪ 33 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,745 CHARLES: New York City. 34 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:21,874 Who doesn't want to become the talk of the town here? 35 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,166 ♪ I... ♪ 36 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,794 I mean, make a name for yourself in this city, 37 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:29,047 and it can feel like the most sparkling place on Earth. 38 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,175 WOMEN: It's that murder guy! Hey! - Hello. [laughs] 39 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,343 Whoa! 40 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,680 Full of fireworks and excitement. 41 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,640 [fireworks popping] 42 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,726 But there are two ways you can become known here. 43 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,396 You can become famous for doing good things... 44 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:45,564 [popping] 45 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:47,649 or you can become infamous 46 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:50,652 for doing truly terrible acts. 47 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,237 ♪ 'Cause it's so exciting ♪ 48 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,406 You wanna avoid that second one. 49 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,491 Whoa! [fluorescent lights buzzing] 50 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,287 - Look at you. Look at you, 51 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:03,207 you dusty, old, dried-up dribble dick. 52 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:07,294 You got no fuckin' idea how much trouble you're in, do you? Hm? 53 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,087 This guy's got no idea, huh? 54 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,757 - None. - You have no clue, huh? 55 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:14,510 What kind of a sloppy shit-mess 56 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,762 you chodes are swimming into, right? 57 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,556 Right? No. - Uh... 58 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,601 - You know, the only thing that could be worse for you two low-hanging, 59 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,686 dehydrated scrota-sacks... 60 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,065 is if you were her. 61 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:31,777 Yeah, yeah, I-I-I don't do podcasts. You know, I-I like Howard Stern. 62 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:34,363 You know, old Stern, before he started doing therapy 63 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:35,656 and got all gentrified and shit. 64 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,242 Back when it was just the Wack Pack and Butt Bongo. 65 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:41,745 Before Baba Booey got those big, filthy teeth fixed. You know, but I, uh... 66 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:45,332 I did try your podcast. Yeah. Mm. 67 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,752 It was ab... It's absolute shit. I mean, it really... 68 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,213 It sucks, but this, uh, 69 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,881 one part from the first episode... 70 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,093 Let's just say it, uh... 71 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,429 stuck out. [podcast music starts playing] 72 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,975 MABEL: [on podcast] I have this recurring dream. I'm in bed. 73 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:05,811 I wake up, and there's a man standing over me. 74 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:09,064 So, I kick him right in the nuts, and I grab my knitting needle, 75 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,524 and I take him down to the bone 76 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,900 with that thing. 77 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:12,901 [podcast stops] 78 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,737 - That's you. 79 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,239 [chair creaks] 80 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,032 - Lawyer. 81 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,285 - What, y-you're asking for a lawyer? 82 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:24,705 - No, I'm asking if you're a lawyer, you know, 'cause you're so smart. 83 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,206 [Williams laughs] 84 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,001 - [sniffs] Sorry. - What? 85 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,836 - No, my bad. It was a little funny. 86 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,380 - What, her? - W-what she said was a little funny. 87 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,965 - What, you think you're Rodney Dangerfield? 88 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:35,966 - Oh. - Who? 89 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:36,967 - Who? 90 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,510 - Hold on a minute! 91 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,887 - You can't pin this on Mabel. 92 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,430 - She couldn't have done this! 93 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:42,848 WILLIAMS: I wanna believe you. 94 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,558 I really do. 95 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:47,186 But, do you hear what you are saying? 96 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:51,607 A woman magically appears, in your apartment, 97 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,817 with a goddamn knitting needle in her chest? 98 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:54,526 - Come on. 99 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:58,447 - She-- - What? She was what? 100 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,033 - I went to get champagne, 101 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,493 and Bunny was just there. 102 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,078 That's all I remember-- 103 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,831 - No. No. [sighs] - Bullshit! This is bullshit! 104 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:10,667 Mabel, there's so many fucking holes in your story! 105 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,212 You know, there's more fucking holes in your story 106 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:15,464 than we have in our victim, and that's a lot of fucking holes. 107 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,090 Eight fucking holes, to be exact. 108 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,968 - Do you think that it makes you seem tough saying "fuck" so much? 109 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,303 - What? - I mean, I get it 110 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,888 because I used to think the same thing, 111 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:25,766 but then I realized something. Do you wanna know what I realized? 112 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:28,435 - Yeah, w-w-what did you realize? 113 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,813 - Fuck you. Lawyer. 114 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,943 - [sighs] Fuck. 115 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:39,363 - She was gone for two minutes. We were celebrating. W-why would she-- 116 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:41,198 - Okay, th-then l-l-let's just talk about you, 117 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,158 okay? Let-let's talk about you. 118 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,576 You hated Bunny, right? 119 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,578 The Board President who wanted you out of the building 120 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,580 'cause you couldn't pay your rent, right? 121 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:53,293 - Now that I think of it, I have had my doubts about Mabel. 122 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:59,424 - You know, I played this scene a hundred times on my show. 123 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,511 Especially season nine when the budget got cut, 124 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:05,472 and we could only afford to shoot in interrogation rooms. 125 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,932 So I know your tricks. 126 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,309 Hi! Charles-Haden Savage! 127 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,727 - That's a decorative mirror, Charles. 128 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:14,398 I think the two-way you looking for is on this wall. 129 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:17,192 - I knew that. WILLIAMS: Mm-hmm. 130 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,695 - [laughs] The old decorative mirror trick. 131 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:23,073 Nice try. Might have worked. 132 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,157 On a moron. 133 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,159 - Sit down, Charles! - Yes, ma'am. 134 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,495 - Let's cut to the chase now! 135 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,205 What did you do with the knife? 136 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,707 ♪ 137 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:32,708 - Knife? 138 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,252 - Yeah. What did you do with the knife? 139 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,963 - The blade. The one you used. 140 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:43,635 - So you have three people who solved two crimes 141 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,512 that you couldn't figure out, 142 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:48,015 who are now clearly being framed, 143 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:51,685 and you don't even have the real murder weapon? 144 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,857 ♪ 145 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,611 - It was you, right? Who texted us to get out of the building last night? 146 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:02,487 - It most definitely was not me. 147 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,698 - Gotcha. I knew it was you. 148 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,076 - I know you did not just wink at me. - Kinda did. 149 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,706 - Wow! Look at this. 150 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,460 [passing siren] Hold it a second. 151 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,754 They cropped me out?! 152 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:20,547 This is such bullshit. 153 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,299 You know, I'm also involved in this. 154 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:25,677 - Okay, alright. Focus. All eyes on me. 155 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:30,182 You are all... persons of interest now. 156 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:30,974 - Thank you! 157 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,060 WILLIAMS: Meaning... 158 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,395 that we can't charge you. Yet. 159 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,315 But, that can change at any time 160 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,816 with new evidence. 161 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,735 And we are looking. Believe me. 162 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,530 Because that is our jobs, not yours. 163 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:47,115 So, that means no investigating, 164 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,325 that means no fucking podca-- 165 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,619 Mora, please tell the tiny one to stop recording me. 166 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:53,080 - Oliver, put the phone down. - Oh... 167 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,832 - This is your ticket to live your lives. 168 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,085 You're free to return to your homes. So, 169 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:01,463 get a new hobby. Now. I do not give a damn what it is. 170 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,799 Just as long as it doesn't land you in jail. 171 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:06,009 - Like knitting? - Alright, don't be a smart ass. 172 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,595 - It's kind of her thing. WILLIAMS: Well, your thing is going to be 173 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,639 making toilet wine in a jail cell 174 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:13,058 if you don't zip your lips. Got it? Go. 175 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,727 Come on! Go! Now! [clapping] 176 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,396 ♪ 177 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:18,397 [sighs] 178 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:20,315 [reporters murmuring] 179 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:21,859 [clamoring] [shutters snapping] 180 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:25,028 - [shocked] Oh my god! - [shocked] Oh my god! 181 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,572 - [overjoyed] Oh my god! 182 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,490 [chatter continues] 183 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,534 Sweet freedom for the innocent! 184 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:33,120 And justice for all crime-fighters! 185 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,290 They were wrong! 186 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,585 Oliver Putnam can get arrested in this town! 187 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:42,421 And, oh, baby, does that feel wonderful. [laughs] 188 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,965 - We're live right now! - I'm not signing, please. 189 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,509 I'm just like you! 190 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:50,512 ♪ lively theme song playing ♪ 191 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:53,515 ♪ vocalizing ♪ 192 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,683 ♪ 193 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:41,355 [traffic noise] [street chatter] 194 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:44,900 [elevator dings] 195 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,203 [button clicks] 196 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,205 [button clicks] 197 00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,456 [button clicks] 198 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,751 [elevator doors shut] 199 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,383 Like your Beats? 200 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,303 - Huh? - It's a callback 201 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,556 because we're right back where we... 202 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,516 Forget it. 203 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:22,771 - She's not wearing Beats. - I said forget it, didn't I? 204 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:27,484 - So, uh, Bunny was just... 205 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,862 - There, I think. 206 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,073 - Did you see anyone else? 207 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,285 Well, how could that be? 208 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,038 [Oliver inhales, sighs] 209 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,249 - Poor Bunny. 210 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,794 I mean, my god, we... 211 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,046 never got along, but still. 212 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,758 [sighs] Poor Bun-Bun. 213 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,093 [stops recording] That plays right? 214 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,511 I mean, if you were on a jury, you'd buy that? 215 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,346 - Oliver! - You know, it's very rare 216 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,807 for a true crime podcast to do a sequel. 217 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,810 They usually move on to a new case that never hits like the original, 218 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:05,272 like when they followed up the great Dead End with that, uh, Bill... 219 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,483 - Billy the Butcher. It was terrible. - Oh, that was the worst. Terrible. 220 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:11,486 - So, you know, we have a... 221 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:14,031 we have a real opportunity here. - No, no. 222 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:17,701 You heard Detective Williams. We can't get tied into-- I can't-- 223 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,411 Oliver, stop! [stops recording] 224 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,914 I need a life away from death. 225 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,169 We should all just let ourselves be a little boring again. 226 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:30,172 [ding, door opens] 227 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:33,175 ♪ 228 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,804 - Can I just say something? 229 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:41,225 I'd rather be dead than boring. 230 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,894 Did you guys hear that Bunny was stabbed with a knife 231 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,395 the cops don't have yet? - Wait a minute, 232 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,314 it wasn't just the knitting needle? That's huge! 233 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,315 - Look! 234 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,776 Guys, maybe we could have brunch once in a while 235 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:54,196 or go watch people play chess in the park. 236 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:57,658 Whatever it is guys your age are into besides murder. 237 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:01,370 Later. 238 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,455 [doors shut] 239 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:06,041 - Well, the chess thing, yeah. - Brunch. I'd rather have brunch. 240 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,252 [sighs] 241 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:12,047 ♪ 242 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,432 [door creaks open] 243 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,727 ♪ 244 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,572 [party chatter, muffled music] 245 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,906 - [gasps] Oh! 246 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,578 [ragged breathing] 247 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:43,453 [thud] 248 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:49,918 [sighs] 249 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,629 [water sloshing] 250 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,632 ♪ 251 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,010 [sighs] 252 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,646 [hard scrubbing] 253 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,567 [sighs] 254 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,164 [phone buzzing] 255 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:29,750 [phone buzzing] 256 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,752 - Hey, Brock! 257 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,253 Yeah, I can hold for Brock. 258 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,885 Hey, Brock. 259 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,887 Yeah. No, no, no. Just for questioning. 260 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,308 Uh, th-that probably didn't help my chances of getting work though, huh? 261 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,686 What? 262 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,188 ♪ 263 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,689 A reboot? 264 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,297 ♪ 265 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,490 - Hello, Mabel. This is Alice Banks from Third Arm Gallery. 266 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,284 We're a little artist collective downtown. 267 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,286 Uh, maybe you've heard of us. 268 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,788 I know this is insane, given all you're going through, 269 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,999 a stranger sending you a random video message, 270 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,668 but I really love your mural, 271 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,212 and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. 272 00:13:57,713 --> 00:14:00,591 Uh, anyway, um, I know this is last minute, 273 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,384 but the gallery are having a little opening tomorrow, 274 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,386 and we were wondering if you wanted to come. 275 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,346 So... yeah. 276 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,974 Sending you lots of love and hope to hear from you. Bye. 277 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,977 ♪ 278 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,123 [ding] 279 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,377 [lobby chatter] [Oliver humming] 280 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,378 - Come on, baby. 281 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,922 [Winnie panting] 282 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,465 WOMAN: Oh, hold the elevator! 283 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,595 Thanks, lover. [presses button] 284 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,515 [clears throat] - Oh. 285 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,058 Well, hello there, Amy Schumer. 286 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,644 - Well, hello. 287 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,479 [nervous laugh] [Amy laughs] 288 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,189 OLIVER: Are you moving into Sting's apartment? 289 00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,233 - Uh, oh, yes! 290 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,944 Sting. Right. Such a fan. 291 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,278 - Oh, we all are. - Yeah. 292 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,447 - I loved him before he was even in The Police. 293 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,408 - Sting's in law enforcement? [doors shut] 294 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,162 - Well, welcome to the building. 295 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,747 - Are you Oliver Putnam? 296 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,375 - Well, that depends. Are you suing me? 297 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:19,503 [both laugh] 298 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:22,089 - No... I only sued Judd Apatow. 299 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,300 Oh, and that must make you Winnie. [Winnie panting] 300 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,635 Oh. 301 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,846 [baby talk] Did we ever find out who poisoned you? 302 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,974 [laughs] I just have to say, 303 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,852 I really enjoyed Only Murders In The Building. 304 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:37,312 - Oh, well, thank you very much. - No, no, no. I mean, 305 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,940 I really enjoyed it. 306 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,985 I was never that into murder before. 307 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,154 Podcasts. Murder podcasts. Until yours. But, you... 308 00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:48,407 you guys just made it feel so... 309 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,868 cozy. 310 00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:53,161 You know? Just cozy murder. [laughs] 311 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,497 So good. Plus, I-I mean, 312 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,500 y-you were so raw. You know, all of you, and just-- 313 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,170 and not afraid of bombing. 314 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,422 Just really wasting people's time. 315 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,720 Reminded me of my early days doing stand-up. Well, day. 316 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,056 I got great pretty quick... Is there gonna be a second season? 317 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,768 - Well, second seasons are tough, you know, 318 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,354 but people keep dying. So, I suppose there's... 319 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,564 always a chance. 320 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,065 [both laugh] [ding] 321 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,359 [laughs] - Oh. 322 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,737 [Winnie panting] [both sigh] 323 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,322 - Would you ever consider, uh... 324 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,950 [scoffs] Never mind. It-it's stupid. 325 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,369 - What? - No, it-it's... 326 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,038 I shouldn't have even opened my tiny mouth. 327 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,707 - Oh no, come on. What? What? What? 328 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,626 - Okay. Well, I just had a thought... 329 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,588 Would you ever consider selling me the rights to the podcast, 330 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,048 so I could turn it into 331 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,133 an 8- to 10-episode streaming series 332 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,428 with exclusive internet content leading to gamification? 333 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,015 - This is a thought you just had? 334 00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:58,560 - I mean, surely, you've considered developing it into a series. 335 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,479 - Well, I'd be lying if I didn't say 336 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,147 I had a 200-page pitch deck 337 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,274 floating around my apartment somewhere. [laughs] 338 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,734 - Okay, good! 339 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,528 So, come by my place. We'll figure it all out. 340 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:08,529 - Okay. - And, uh... 341 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,739 don't forget to bring a turkey. 342 00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,242 - Oh! [laughs] 343 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,619 - Callback! - That's a callback. So clever. 344 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,745 - But do bring tequila. 345 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,288 And ice. And a glass. 346 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,291 ♪ 347 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,627 - God, I love this building. 348 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,466 [ship horn] [waves lapping] 349 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,344 - And Brazzos is doing a cross-promotion with Golden Girls, 350 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,971 so we go on Password, 351 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,848 and my partner is Betty White, 352 00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:39,309 who turns every clue into, like, something naughty. 353 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:42,104 And I have to act outraged... 354 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,897 [laughter] 355 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:44,773 She was good people. 356 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,442 - I could hear these stories all day. - Mm-hmm. 357 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,611 That's why Brazzos is so perfect for a reboot. 358 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,779 CHARLES: You know, I agree with you 359 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,115 because sometimes I'm flipping through the TV, and I'm thinking, 360 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,659 "Hey, where are all the cop shows?" [laughs] 361 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,581 'Cause th-there seems to be a lot of cop-- Anyway, 362 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,207 so, do you think they're gonna go for this? 363 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:05,294 - Oh. We're picked up for series already. 364 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,588 Eighteen episodes on CBS. 365 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,464 - Whoa! DIRECTOR: Crazy, right? 366 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,551 With... Naomi Jackson. 367 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:13,969 CHARLES: I love her! 368 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,138 Who's she playing? - She's Brazzos. 369 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,390 - She's... 370 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,019 And I would be... 371 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,645 - Uncle Brazzos. 372 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,816 - [whispers] Uncle Brazzos... 373 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,279 [normal] And, uh, Naomi would be my... 374 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,280 DIRECTOR: Niece. - Niece. 375 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,281 - By marriage. - Uh-huh. 376 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,159 - Or she's a friend who affectionately calls you "Uncle." 377 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,494 Or something. The writers are spit-balling. 378 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,915 - We had you in mind for this early on, but... 379 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,374 honestly, we thought you were dead. 380 00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:48,378 The casting director had you listed as "NA/dead." 381 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:52,424 - Then you start popping up on all the front pages 382 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,010 of all the papers. Crazy great timing. 383 00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,013 - So... 384 00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:01,016 is this an offer? I'm Brazzos again? 385 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,644 - Uncle Brazzos. It's a series regular. 386 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,147 - As long as you stay out of jail. [laughs] 387 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:10,150 [laughter] 388 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,948 [muffled music] [street noise] 389 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,952 ♪ Look at me, look at me, butterfly, keep it light when I get it done ♪ 390 00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,245 [party chatter] 391 00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:24,414 ♪ Look at me, look at me, double time on the ride when I beat my drum ♪ 392 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,669 ♪ Look at me, look at me, I don't stop till I drop, yeah, keep it going ♪ 393 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,547 ♪ 'Cause everybody know, everybody know ♪ 394 00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,549 ♪ Everybody know, everybody know ♪ 395 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,884 - Scorching. 396 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,553 Y-you're the real deal, aren't you? 397 00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,055 - Excuse me? - Bloody Mabel. 398 00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:43,308 Here. Uh, quick selfie together? - Oh, I-- 399 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,269 - How about a quick exit? For you. 400 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,479 Have a good night though, sir. Thank you very much. 401 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,024 - Thank you. 402 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,319 Hi, Alice. - Hi. I'm really glad you came. 403 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,155 - I'm so glad you're not a catfish. - Nope. No, no. 404 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,407 All too real. [laughs] 405 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,286 Uh, but you better watch out for these piranhas, though. 406 00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,496 I hope you brought your knitting needle. 407 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,546 MABEL: My dad got me a jigsaw puzzle of Frida when I was 4. 408 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,340 It was 1,000 pieces. 409 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,969 Small ones with repeats of the same flowers. 410 00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:23,223 I finished it the day before I turned 5. 411 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,938 - Sorry. There's just something... 412 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,107 uh, very compelling about you. 413 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,275 [laughs] 414 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,610 - Thank you, 415 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,695 but you don't really know anything about me. 416 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,697 - Well, I know four things. 417 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,242 I know some people are calling you Bloody Mabel, 418 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,328 I know I like your art, 419 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,122 I know I want that dress, and, um, 420 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,709 now I know that you had a Frida puzzle as a kid. 421 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,671 - Well, all I know about you is that you like sliding into 422 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,548 people's DMs, 423 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,884 and that you'd like my aunt's closet. 424 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:00,802 Because that's where got this dress from. 425 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,846 - Yes, very likely. But, 426 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,932 I don't just DM any old broad. 427 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,433 - Hm. Why me? 428 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,893 - It's an instinct. 429 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:10,020 And we could use some new energy in our collective. 430 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,980 - So, this is, what, a recruitment? 431 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,233 - Hm. Total recruitment. How am I doing? 432 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,026 - Decently. I might need a pamphlet. 433 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,570 - You know, Frida didn't have an MFA. 434 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,739 She didn't even have two working legs, 435 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,909 but what she did have is natural talent and everyone's attention. 436 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,246 Remind you of anyone? 437 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:31,542 [indistinct chatter] [shutter snapping] 438 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,920 Look, it's not a bad place to start from, 439 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,672 as long as you have the right support. 440 00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,174 Why don't you come back and get to know our space? 441 00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:41,802 - It's not a cult, right? 442 00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:43,720 - Just bring your paints. 443 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,975 - I'm just gonna need to hear you say that it's not a cult. 444 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,686 - Mm. - Just out loud... 445 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,980 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 446 00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,148 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real... ♪ 447 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,484 [street chatter] 448 00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:00,237 [text chimes, buzzes] 449 00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:03,490 ♪ podcast music ♪ 450 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,950 CINDA CANNING: [on podcast] In my new podcast, 451 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,952 Only Murderers in the Building, 452 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:09,079 we will probe into the Arconia 453 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:12,666 and three residents who remain prime suspects 454 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:15,377 in the grisly stabbing death of Bunny Folger. 455 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,670 ♪ 456 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,256 Charles-Haden Savage, 457 00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:20,841 a washed-up television cop 458 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,552 whose blurred sense of fact and fiction 459 00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,554 led him into a tangled romance 460 00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:27,890 with the last Arconia murderer, 461 00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:31,268 and whose father spent the latter years of his life 462 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:32,853 in and out of prison. 463 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,354 - How do you know that? 464 00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,565 - I'm Cinda Canning, bitch. 465 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,776 "Bloody Mabel" Mora, 466 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:43,405 the freeloading 20-something who has now been intimately involved 467 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:46,783 in three grisly murders in the same building. 468 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,119 We will uncover the roots of her violent past, 469 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,205 not only as victim and witness, 470 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:53,248 but also as a perpetrator. 471 00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:56,710 - Whatever you think you know about me, it's not the whole story. 472 00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:58,921 - Girl, your crime is showing. 473 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,342 - You've been stained. [laughs] 474 00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:04,468 - Poppy, we don't need that line. 475 00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:07,971 What are you knitting, Cindy? 476 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:11,517 Oh, Indiana. That's nice. 477 00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,602 ♪ 478 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:17,439 Oliver Putnam, the derelict theater director 479 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:21,068 who almost killed 12 people with his last Broadway outing, 480 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:24,446 has a long paper trail of Bunny hatred over the years. 481 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:26,865 Don't you? 482 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,827 Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it. 483 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,538 You lunatic. 484 00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:34,623 - You wouldn't. 485 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:38,126 - Tune in weekly as our investigation unfolds in real time. 486 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:40,712 I'm Cinda Canning. 487 00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,385 - So we all heard that. 488 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,262 - I can't believe she's investigating us. 489 00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:49,972 - And real time, too. 490 00:23:49,972 --> 00:23:52,432 I mean, she's stealing our format. 491 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,226 We did invent that format, right? 492 00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:57,271 - What, the format where we drop a true crime podcast 493 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,439 before we even have a story, 494 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,066 an ending, or even a crime? 495 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,526 Yeah, that's all us. 496 00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:04,695 - You know, Cinda Canning is very lucky 497 00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:07,489 that my attorney passed away. - I thought you said he was disbarred. 498 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:10,075 - This is no time for semantics, Charles! 499 00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,618 She's stealing our format! 500 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,704 - Cinda doesn't even know what happened that night. 501 00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:16,999 - What did happen that night? 502 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,835 - It's all a blur. 503 00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:22,421 ♪ 504 00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:24,548 Except... - Except? 505 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,636 - I think Bunny said something. 506 00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:32,055 [party chatter, muffled music] 507 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,683 [gasps] Oh! 508 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,228 - [gagging] 14... 509 00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,855 [panting] 510 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:41,356 BUNNY/MABEL: 14. 511 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,192 - 14? 512 00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:45,360 What does that mean? 513 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,738 - Okay, people, we know what we have to do. 514 00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:50,407 We need to go full "OliMabel" here. 515 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:51,491 - What the fuck? - What? 516 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,494 - OliMabel! That's our ship name. All our names put into one. 517 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,288 - Where is the "Charles" in "OliMabel"? 518 00:24:56,288 --> 00:24:57,331 - The Charles is silent. 519 00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,166 Okay, so what we need to do 520 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,918 is break into Bunny's apartment. 521 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:02,002 - What? - What? 522 00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:05,255 - We slip in real quick, we find a clue that isn't us, 523 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,673 and then Cinda has nothing! 524 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,675 - We can't be seen breaking into Bunny's apartment! 525 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,385 Cinda finds that out, everything blows up. 526 00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:13,222 - Yeah, well, our lives blow up if we all go down for this. 527 00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:15,766 And I sure as hell can kiss Amy Schumer goodbye. 528 00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:20,312 Schumer moved into Sting's place. We're talking projects. 529 00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,189 I-I'll tell you during the OliMabel. 530 00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:25,108 - Okay, you know you're not using that remotely correctly? 531 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,777 - It has gotten away from me, yes. 532 00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:28,779 - And I can't lose Brazzos either. 533 00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:32,115 - What? - They're rebooting Brazzos. 534 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:35,244 - Charles! You're Brazzos again! - Oh my god! That's fantastic! 535 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,746 - I am. Yeah, well, you know, Uncle Brazzos. 536 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,665 Kind of a sexy Uncle Brazzos. 537 00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:41,208 You know, they keep wanting that beefcake thing from me. 538 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:43,669 And they have writers, multiple writers! 539 00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:44,837 Not just some executive producer, 540 00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:47,881 high on cocaine, screaming dialogue into a tape recorder. 541 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,174 It's real. 542 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,468 - Mabel, don't you want to clear your name, too? 543 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:56,014 - Look, what Cinda said wasn't wrong. 544 00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:59,685 My whole life has been defined by this crap. 545 00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:00,686 Death. 546 00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:02,729 Walking around blood. 547 00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:06,275 I'd like to try and be an artist. 548 00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:10,153 And last night, for a few minutes, 549 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,281 that felt maybe possible. 550 00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:17,119 So, if it takes clearing my name 551 00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,787 to feel that more 552 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,497 and finding who really did this-- 553 00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:22,499 BUNNY: [muffled] Fuck off, Oliver. 554 00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:27,629 Fuck off, Oliver. - I'm sorry. I-- 555 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,798 BUNNY: Fuck off. [snorts] 556 00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:32,384 - Is that Bunny? - Are you hearing that, too? 557 00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:34,553 MABEL: Yeah. 558 00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:37,556 ♪ 559 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:39,975 BUNNY [echoing] Fuck off. 560 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,981 - No one has to see us breaking in. 561 00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:50,694 [Oliver groans] 562 00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:53,530 [vent rattling] OLIVER: Shit... How do I... 563 00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:54,823 MABEL: Just kick it! CHARLES: Kick it! 564 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,451 OLIVER: Oh! Look at that. 565 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,287 [groans] CHARLES: Quiet! 566 00:27:00,287 --> 00:27:01,997 OLIVER: Oh! 567 00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:04,124 Ah! [thud] 568 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,251 MABEL: Shh! [Oliver groaning] 569 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,670 - [sniffs] Oh my god. 570 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,923 The last time I was in a space that small, 571 00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:12,466 I'd had too many Cosmos in Vegas 572 00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:15,219 and ended up on stage with Penn and Teller. 573 00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:17,262 [laughs] You know, they were about to saw me in half, 574 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:20,098 and m-my bladder was so full, so I felt like an idiot, but I didn't-- 575 00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:22,142 - Okay, I really am good with this story right now. 576 00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,144 - Alright. - Thank you! Me, too! 577 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:27,272 [vent rattling] 578 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,857 ♪ 579 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,108 MABEL [quietly] Bunny? 580 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,611 Bunny? 581 00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:34,571 [rattling] Hello? 582 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,156 BUNNY: Get out. 583 00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,450 - Go. 584 00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,037 BUNNY: Get out! 585 00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:43,872 [flapping, squawk] 586 00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:46,291 [gasps] - Bunny had a bird? 587 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,961 - Still? - Still? 588 00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:50,462 You knew she had a bird? 589 00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:52,464 - Well, I mean, she got it decades ago 590 00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:54,842 when birds were the hot pet, 591 00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:56,677 before teacup pigs stole their mojo. 592 00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,720 I just assumed it was dead. 593 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,139 - Yellow-headed amazon. Beautiful. 594 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,558 - Stuff it up your ass. 595 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,727 - Well, it's definitely got Bunny's potty mouth. 596 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,062 - Mm-hmm. - Kinda makes me miss her. 597 00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:09,022 - Mrs. Gambolini. 598 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,816 MABEL: Who's that. - Oh, that's the bird. 599 00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:13,235 Remember, Bunny was a freak. [squawks] 600 00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:15,320 So listen, listen. 601 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,740 Since we are here, why don't we just split up and search around? 602 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,118 Keep your eyes open for anything that resembles a note. 603 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,996 - Note? - Well, notes. [nervous laugh] 604 00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:26,039 I may have written a few I'd like to retrieve. 605 00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:29,877 Like, basically, how I wanted Bunny to die when she was trying to evict us. 606 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:31,461 - Oh, smart. Real smart. 607 00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:34,464 Because, you know, death threats always work out really well. 608 00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:37,634 - Okay, start scouring. Any paper you find, put in this bag. 609 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:39,803 - I'll go in the bedroom. 610 00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:41,471 ♪ 611 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,849 MABEL: Okay. - Alright. Quickly, quickly. 612 00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:47,060 - I got this. - Anything, anything with my name on it... 613 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,813 Look at this. Let's put this in here too. 614 00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,567 Okay! 615 00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:55,903 [door unlocking] 616 00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:57,237 Oh... - Shit! 617 00:28:57,863 --> 00:28:59,114 [click] OLIVER: Come on! 618 00:29:00,991 --> 00:29:02,576 [loud whisper] Charles! Charles! 619 00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:04,494 Someone is coming! [muttering] 620 00:29:05,621 --> 00:29:06,663 [door squeaks] 621 00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:11,585 - Bunny had a real eye for erotic art. 622 00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:13,128 A lot of people didn't know that. 623 00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:15,380 - [loud whisper] I think it's Uma. HOWARD: I'm not surprised. 624 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,715 Bunny was a fuckin' freak. 625 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:17,966 - And Howard. 626 00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:19,885 UMA: This Rose Cooper painting that she has, 627 00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:21,470 it's very porny. 628 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:22,638 [mouthing] 629 00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:24,640 A naked man wrapped around a woman's leg. 630 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,517 Very balls forward. 631 00:29:26,517 --> 00:29:28,352 - Mm. Maybe I'll own one someday. 632 00:29:28,352 --> 00:29:30,479 - Oh, fat chance. It's worth a fortune. 633 00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:31,980 We need to wrap it up, 634 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,899 so I can take it to the appraiser. 635 00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,984 It's in the bedroom here. - They're coming this way! 636 00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:36,985 - Come in here! 637 00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:39,905 ♪ 638 00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:41,490 [coat hangers rattling] 639 00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,575 - I'm telling you, this thing is one of a kind. 640 00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:44,993 This could be worth a million... 641 00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:48,163 [screaming] 642 00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:50,832 [both screaming] 643 00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,417 There should be a naked man on this wall! 644 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:54,127 Where are the balls, Howard? 645 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:56,463 - I don't know. 646 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,716 - God, her Rose Cooper. 647 00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:02,511 It was here the day before she died. 648 00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:03,637 [door opens] Where is it? 649 00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:05,430 - Maybe we missed it out here? 650 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,432 - No, I don't think we saw it out there, Howard! 651 00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:08,934 It's worth a million dollars! 652 00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:10,435 [coat hangers rattling] 653 00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:12,855 - [whispers] Guys. 654 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:15,148 ♪ 655 00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:16,692 Check this out. 656 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:23,115 - Bunny had a secret elevator? 657 00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:26,118 Where does it go? Hell? - Let's find out. 658 00:30:28,704 --> 00:30:30,414 - Wait! It's freezing in here. 659 00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:32,958 [grunts] Okay. 660 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:36,170 [overlapping whispering] 661 00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:37,296 [clunk] 662 00:30:37,296 --> 00:30:40,299 [elevator whirring] 663 00:30:43,177 --> 00:30:46,263 - So someone stole a valuable painting from Bunny? 664 00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:50,309 - The killer? - Uma said "porny." 665 00:30:50,309 --> 00:30:54,021 Are we thinking full-frontal? Bondage? Penetrada? 666 00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:56,648 [Charles groans] 667 00:30:56,648 --> 00:30:58,150 [loud bang] 668 00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,694 - Okay, where are we? 669 00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:03,739 [door creaks] 670 00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:07,910 - Jesus, Bunny had a lot going on. 671 00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:09,745 - Yeah. Still, that was way too close. 672 00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:11,580 - But, we got a huge clue. 673 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:13,916 We find the painting, we find the killer. 674 00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:16,376 - Oh, that's a good line, Charles. S-say that again. 675 00:31:17,836 --> 00:31:19,254 - No, will you stop? There's no point-- 676 00:31:19,254 --> 00:31:20,714 - Just repeat the line! 677 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,382 It's a perfect ending for episode one. 678 00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:24,384 - Oliver, I agreed to check Bunny's apartment, 679 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:26,845 not podcast about it. - Oh, so you'll just let 680 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,389 Cinda Canning tell the story she wants to tell with no push-back? 681 00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:31,725 - Look, we know she's going to make a killer podcast 682 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:33,519 that makes us all look like killers. 683 00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:34,770 [Mabel sighs] 684 00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,980 - I'm gonna hate hearing Cinda get it wrong. 685 00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:39,816 And if she thinks it's us? 686 00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:41,193 Me? 687 00:31:45,531 --> 00:31:47,241 Do you still have that murder board? 688 00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:48,659 - I do. 689 00:31:49,243 --> 00:31:51,912 I mean, it's just a corkboard on wheels but, yeah, I have it. 690 00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:53,664 ♪ 691 00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:55,290 - Do you still have that boom mic? 692 00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,292 - You bet your ass I do, kid. 693 00:31:58,085 --> 00:32:00,379 Well, I don't, actually. I returned it in the 30-day window 694 00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:02,756 to get my deposit, but I can get it back! 695 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,758 ♪ rousing music playing ♪ 696 00:32:11,181 --> 00:32:12,182 [Mabel sighs] 697 00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:17,312 - New York City. 698 00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:20,774 Who doesn't want to become the talk of the town here? 699 00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:23,402 I mean, make a name for yourself in this city, 700 00:32:23,402 --> 00:32:27,030 and it can feel like the most sparkling place on Earth. 701 00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:30,993 - We've been warned not to speak out 702 00:32:30,993 --> 00:32:32,369 or speak our truth. 703 00:32:32,369 --> 00:32:35,247 [fountain splashing] To just let others tell our story. 704 00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:39,543 - But we here at Only Murders In The Building... 705 00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:40,794 [fireworks popping] 706 00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:43,046 we will not be going quietly. 707 00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:46,049 ♪ 708 00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:49,845 Nailed it. [elevator dings] 709 00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:59,563 [keys jingling, unlocks door] 710 00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:06,528 ♪ 711 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,409 - [exhales] Oh. 712 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,203 [sighs] 713 00:33:18,874 --> 00:33:20,375 [text chimes] 714 00:33:31,553 --> 00:33:33,305 [party chatter, muffled music] 715 00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:37,226 - [gasps] Oh... 716 00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:38,685 [panting] 717 00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:41,897 [thud] 718 00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:45,567 - Savage... Savage... 719 00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:48,153 [door opens] 720 00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:53,867 [text whooshes] 721 00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:00,415 [ding] 722 00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:03,418 ♪ 723 00:34:05,671 --> 00:34:06,672 [door shuts] 724 00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:12,427 - I-I came home, and it-it was just here. 725 00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:13,637 [gasps] 726 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,681 OLIVER: Bunny's painting? 727 00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:23,105 Someone's really fucking with us. 728 00:34:24,648 --> 00:34:25,941 MABEL: Charles... 729 00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:28,485 Is that you? 730 00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:29,987 - No. 731 00:34:30,904 --> 00:34:32,739 It's my father. 732 00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:35,742 ♪ Papa Loves Mambo by Nat King Cole ♪ 733 00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:38,036 ♪ Mama loves mambo ♪ 734 00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:42,374 ♪ Papa does great with it, swings like a gate with it ♪ 735 00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:44,626 ♪ He loses weight with it now ♪ 736 00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,628 ♪ He goes to ♪ 737 00:34:47,462 --> 00:34:49,464 ♪ She goes fro ♪ 738 00:34:50,549 --> 00:34:52,384 ♪ He goes fast ♪ 739 00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:55,345 ♪ She goes slow ♪ 740 00:34:56,346 --> 00:34:58,307 ♪ He goes left ♪ 741 00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:01,059 ♪ She goes right ♪ 742 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,563 ♪ Papa's looking for mama ♪ 743 00:35:04,563 --> 00:35:07,024 ♪ But Mama is nowhere in sight ♪ 744 00:35:07,024 --> 00:35:08,275 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 745 00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:10,402 ♪ Papa loves mambo ♪ 746 00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:13,447 ♪ Mama loves mambo ♪ 747 00:35:14,573 --> 00:35:16,200 ♪ Having that fling again ♪ 748 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,784 ♪ Younger than spring again ♪ 749 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,912 ♪ Feeling that zing again, wow! ♪ 750 00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:22,206 ♪ Ooh! Papa loves mambo ♪ 751 00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:25,459 ♪ Mama loves mambo ♪ 752 00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:29,004 ♪ Don't play the rumba and don't play the samba ♪ 753 00:35:29,004 --> 00:35:31,423 ♪ 'Cause Papa loves mambo tonight ♪ 754 00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:34,551 ♪ Ooh! Don't play the rumba and don't play the samba ♪ 755 00:35:34,551 --> 00:35:37,387 ♪ 'Cause Papa loves mambo tonight! ♪ 51332

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