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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:33,563 Whoa, lordy! 2 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,397 Wooo, wow! 3 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:38,369 Lemme outa here! Oh feet, do yo' stuff. 4 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:41,838 Wu-huh! Wu-huh! Woooow! 5 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:43,908 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 6 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:47,312 [Panting] 7 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,944 [Upbeat instrumental music] 8 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:02,124 [Rock music] 9 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:06,622 Going down down down How far can you go? 10 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:09,725 You might fall into the Forbidden Zone 11 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:15,905 Going round round round Driving me insane 12 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:19,001 Everything looks different but nothing has changed 13 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:23,714 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 14 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:53,703 Living in the Sixth Dimension Things get rough 15 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:59,910 Living in the Sixth Dimension can be tough 16 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:04,780 It's so hard when you're on your own 17 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:08,320 When you're on your own 18 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:15,830 Going down down down How far can you go? 19 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,872 You might fall into the Forbidden Zone 20 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:24,943 Going down down down Cross the border line 21 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:28,037 The guards look scary But the girls are pretty fine 22 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:37,824 Okay! I'm a-going down, I'm a-going down, I'm a-going down 23 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,222 I know 24 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:44,356 Turnin' me around, turnin' me around, turnin' me around, 25 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,659 I know 26 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:09,282 Thank you very much for that delicious breakfast. 27 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,048 It was absolument superbe! 28 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,821 [Groans in disgust] 29 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:18,227 I'd like to chat with you longer... 30 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:23,168 however, I regret that Flash and I have to hurry along to school. 31 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:28,173 As I am a new student, I don't want to make a bad impression. 32 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:33,607 Yeah. The principal, Mr. Yodlebein, sent out bulletins to all the classrooms... 33 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,947 and he said that if anybody's gonna be late, they're gonna be punished. 34 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:40,884 Oh, children, don't be late for school. 35 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:45,213 And, Flash, be sure you tie your grandfather up... 36 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,521 and check the knots real good. 37 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,924 While he was sniffing around for food yesterday... 38 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:54,065 he nearly wandered into the Forbidden Zone. 39 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:58,962 The Forbidden Zone? Qu'est-ce que c'est que ga, alors? 40 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,504 What are you ever talking about? 41 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,941 Squeezit Henderson's got a brother that dresses like a broad. 42 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:09,072 And he took us down into the basement... 43 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:12,675 and showed us those funny games, you know, like the adults play... 44 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,949 and he went through a door, and he never came out. 45 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,787 A door leading to the Sixth Dimension? 46 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:23,421 How strange, yet intriguing. 47 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,930 Just imagine the adventurous world beyond that door. 48 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,133 You don't ever... 49 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,637 You don't ever, you don't ever... 50 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:35,602 [Comical instrumental music] 51 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:41,937 [Singing] 52 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,609 Behind them doors You don't go through 53 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,149 That is one thing You do not do 54 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:50,186 Sin and evil That's what you'll find 55 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:53,556 You'll meet two baldheaded devils there with wild sex on their minds 56 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,687 The King and Queen of that terrible underworld 57 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,630 They capture and torment all the little sweet young girls 58 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:03,329 You can't be serious, Pa, It sounds like heaven! Ha! Ha! Ha! 59 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:06,566 I think I'll move there, you stupid, silly father 60 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,905 [Jazzy instrumental music] 61 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,125 Stay away from that door, my little daughter 62 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:30,094 You'll miss yer daddy You'll miss yer mama 63 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,131 One of these days You'll be sad and lonely 64 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:35,896 Some of these days, Laday la hey You're gonna be so lonely 65 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:38,869 Some of these days You're gonna want me only 66 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:42,631 You'll miss my lovin', miss my kissin' You're gonna miss your little daddy 67 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:46,668 When you goes away You'll be so lonely 68 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:50,649 For me only, you know, baby Why I went away 69 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,879 Oh, when I'm leavin' You don't know 70 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:56,149 About how your heart be grievin' You'll miss your little daddy, mama 71 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:57,883 Some of these days 72 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:01,320 [Jazzy music continues] 73 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,481 [Singing nonsensically] 74 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,476 [Dramatic instrumental music] 75 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:54,042 [Women screaming] 76 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,446 [Women screaming continues] 77 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,856 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 78 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,409 Holy cow. It's ten to 9:00. 79 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,716 Come on, Gramps, we gotta tie you up now. 80 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:36,645 FRENCHY: Oh, la, la, we'll be late for school. 81 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,284 [Singing] 82 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:47,356 Beautiful dreamer 83 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:52,604 Come unto me 84 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,639 [speaking Pig Latin] 85 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,479 Ewww! Squeezit Henderson. 86 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:12,354 Will you get a load of that jerk, will you? 87 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,792 Ewww! 88 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:22,395 Hey, Frenchy, you got a Kleenex? I got something stuck in my throat. 89 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:23,799 No, sorry. 90 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,508 [Slow instrumental music] 91 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:32,872 SQUEEZIT: Hi, Flash. Hi, Frenchy. FLASH: How you doing, man? 92 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:37,345 Flash told me that you have a twin brother that disappeared behind the door... 93 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:38,645 in our basement. 94 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,880 It's not my brother, it's my sister. 95 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:44,116 FLASH: It's your brother, he only acts like a broad. He's a faggot. 96 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,521 You're the faggot. 97 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,891 Do you think you'll ever see your sister again? 98 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:53,197 You know, I think I've accomplished astral projection with my sister. 99 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:54,858 FLASH: Ah, banana oil. 100 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,995 Formidable, alors! How fascinating. 101 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,971 You'll have to tell me everything about it. 102 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,505 Well, last night, my mother was punishing me again... 103 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:07,706 and I begged her to stop hurting me, but she wouldn't. 104 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:11,774 And finally the pain got so intense and unbearable that I felt like I was dying... 105 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:15,310 and leaving my body, and then I had this vision of my sister... 106 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:20,349 that was so real, I could see her as clearly as I'm looking at both of you right now. 107 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:22,727 [Humming] 108 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,347 [Humming continues] 109 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:21,814 [Singing] 110 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,857 I kept rubbin', rubbin' on the darned old thing 111 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:29,923 Ow! Ow! Ow! 112 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,865 FAUSTO: Don't push your luck, Henderson. 113 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,834 Chérie. 114 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:46,311 Fausto, 1,000 years... 115 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:50,280 and for some reason, I just can't get enough of you. 116 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:57,652 [Soft instrumental music] 117 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,887 [Dramatic instrumental music] 118 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:08,692 Everything got black. I must've fainted. 119 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,802 How amazing. 120 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:15,471 FRENCHY: And she disappeared in our own basement. 121 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,009 In your own basement. 122 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:19,410 Well, so long, Squeezit. 123 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,747 Come on, Sis, Miss Feldman will mark us tardy. 124 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:30,019 Come on, Squeezit, we're going to be late for class. 125 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,256 [Bell ringing] 126 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,591 [Students shouting] 127 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:47,905 JOHNNY: You fucking kid! You motherfucking kid! 128 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:50,499 JOHNNY: I told you not to do that, you motherfucker. 129 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,874 JOHNNY: I'll kill you, you son of a bitch. 130 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:56,380 JOHNNY: You fucking bitch. You motherfucker. 131 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:59,574 I'll kill you, you fucking bitch. 132 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,049 [Gun shots firing] 133 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:14,531 Squeezit Henderson, please come forward, and lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance. 134 00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:23,567 [Grunting] 135 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:25,643 [All laughing] 136 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:33,716 [Mimicking cock crowing] 137 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:58,004 Class, we have a new student. 138 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:03,278 Flash's sister Susan will come and tell us of her studies in France. 139 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,845 [Upbeat instrumental music] 140 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,819 [Singing in French] 141 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,726 Le soir on cause d'un tas de choses 142 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,824 Avant de se mettre au pieu 143 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,959 J'apprends la géographie 144 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:28,005 De la Chine et de la Mandchourie 145 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:31,134 Les frontiéres, les riviéres 146 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:34,009 Le Fleuve Jaune et le Fleuve Bleu 147 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:37,139 Y a meme l'amour c'est curieux 148 00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:40,311 Qu'arrose l'Empire du Milieu 149 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:43,354 C'est moi qui suis sa petite 150 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:46,322 Son Anana, son Anana, son Anammite 151 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,360 Je suis vive, je suis charmante 152 00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:52,363 Comme Je petit oiseau qui chante 153 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:55,264 II m'appelle sa petit bourgeoise 154 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,304 Sa Tonkiki, sa Tonkiki, sa Tonkinoise 155 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,930 D'autre lui font les doux yeux 156 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:04,271 Mais, c'est moi qu'il aime le mieux 157 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,625 Man, I think I'll put up 400 on this one. 158 00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:28,622 [Singing continues] 159 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,498 C'est moi qui suis sa petite 160 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,505 Son Anana, son Anana, son Anammite 161 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,668 Je suis vive, je suis charmante 162 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:41,043 Comme Je petit oiseau qui chante 163 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,409 Check that out, man. 164 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,314 Hey, man, put that motherfucking chip back on the table. 165 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,318 Put the chip back on the table, man. 166 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,548 D'autre lui font les doux yeux 167 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,717 Mais, c'est moi qu'il aime le mieux 168 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,759 [All applauding] 169 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,694 -I'll blow your brains out. -Hold me back, blood. 170 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,699 Hold you back nothing, I'll hold you back-- 171 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:03,929 [Gun shot firing] 172 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,671 -Squeezit? -Johnny just shot Billy. 173 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,935 -Johnny? -Well, the man was cheating. 174 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:15,611 So I just had to do away with him, and that's all there was to it. 175 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:20,380 That does it, Johnny, you're going to Mr. Yodlebein's office. 176 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,688 You ain't taking me nowhere, you honky bitch! 177 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,648 I didn't want to come to school, no way! 178 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,715 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 179 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,960 [Gun shots firing] 180 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,276 Frenchy, come back, they'll mark you truant! 181 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,350 FRENCHY: Is anybody home? 182 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,426 [Mama grunting] 183 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,698 Mama, are you okay? 184 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:14,338 I guess I'm all right. I'll be okay in just a minute. 185 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:17,868 -Just go out and play. -Oh, okay. 186 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:26,981 I think I'm going to take a little peek behind that Forbidden Door. 187 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,680 I'm so curious, I can't resist. 188 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,894 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 189 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,495 [Screaming] 190 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,660 [Screaming continues] 191 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:54,979 [Groaning] 192 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,577 Merde, alors! 193 00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,741 Hot damn! The Sixth Dimension! 194 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,085 Do I detect a rhumba? 195 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,035 [Singing nonsensically] 196 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,259 [Singing in Spanish] 197 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:53,463 Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom Es el nuevo campas 198 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,474 Que Jos negros van bailando en la comparsa 199 00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:01,336 Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom La mulatona Mercedes 200 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:05,316 arrollando va detras de la comparsa 201 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:09,485 Ya no guieren cumbanchear las negritas def solar 202 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,718 Si no tocan al compas de este ritmo asi' 203 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:16,355 Suénalo, bailalo, gozalo 204 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:21,600 Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom iQué sabrosito estd 205 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,703 Este paso arrollador de la comparsa! 206 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,964 [Singing nonsensically] 207 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,664 PRINCESS: Stop the music! Stop the music! 208 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:08,537 Seize the intruder. She must be taken before my parents. 209 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:12,742 BOTH: Go along with the Princess now, and don't be cheeky. 210 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,529 [Upbeat instrumental music] 211 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:49,413 Be sure and call me if they decide to snuff her. 212 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,458 [Drum roll] 213 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:55,917 [Trumpets playing] 214 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,766 Who is this that cometh out of the wilderness... 215 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:08,806 like pillar of smoke... 216 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,171 perfumed with myrrh and frankincense? 217 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:17,605 Just another slab of meat for my dungeon. 218 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,651 Quel bordel de merde. 219 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,382 FAUSTO: Thy speech is comely. FRENCHY: Enculé. 220 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,415 Thy lips are like threads of scarlet. 221 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:29,457 This isn't very amusing, darling. 222 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:33,723 Why do you waste your words on this piece of petit-fois? 223 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,162 Oh, it's nothing, nothing, nothing... 224 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,937 a mere outburst of the poet within me. 225 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:43,838 Take her to Cell 63. 226 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,200 You're Squeezit Henderson's sister, René. 227 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,497 Cheese it, it's the Princess! 228 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:19,143 My pet needs a mate. 229 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,880 Oh, he can do it to me. Honest! 230 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:28,575 Why don't you go down on your knees, and give him what he wants? 231 00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,616 Oooo! You're really gonna get it. 232 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,118 You make a lovely couple. 233 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,969 [Upbeat instrumental music] 234 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:48,034 [Squeezit laughing] 235 00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:55,140 Lucky, lucky, lucky the boss really noticed you. 236 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,810 -Oh, yeah? -Uh-huh! 237 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,980 But how can he bear the touch of that loathsome Queen? 238 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,580 She's nothing but an old, fat whore. 239 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,624 The Queen is a very important person. 240 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,492 She hurts me a lot, but I respect her. 241 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,699 When I turned 12, Papa said: 242 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:17,565 "Little woman, better get yourself a wife" 243 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:19,704 [Singing] 244 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:24,302 "'Cause you're too mean for a man She'll clean up your life” 245 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,738 "And if she's the Devil, you'll know she'll be your friend"” 246 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:35,911 When I turned 13, I spat in my poppa's eye 247 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:43,488 Took off to find my man 'cause I couldn't find a wife 248 00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:49,033 I spread-eagled in a lot of towns 249 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,264 I couldn't find no man to lay me down 250 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:55,734 They were so busy a-cock-a-doodle-doin' 251 00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:59,505 But they still couldn't nail me down 252 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:05,613 So I grew up lonesome knowing there'd be no man 253 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:12,880 or woman to get me goin' through this life 254 00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:18,691 'Cause I was hatched out of a witch's egg 255 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:22,298 Been doomed to fly high 256 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:24,199 [Upbeat pop music] 257 00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:27,897 like a crane with no legs 258 00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:32,107 I laid down with the Devil and his sidekick, mankind 259 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:36,239 But somethin' called lovin' made me hungry inside 260 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:41,342 So I went to the Lord and I asked him for more 261 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,582 than what this world could offer 262 00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:48,818 I laid down with him and I had to grin 263 00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:53,164 'cause he was shyer than a flower 264 00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:57,158 Now thanks to the Lord I've been set free 265 00:23:57,235 --> 00:24:00,535 My lover is the trade winds that take me out to sea 266 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:05,976 My life is like nobody else's There's only one of me 267 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,544 'Cause I was hatched out of a witch's egg 268 00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:16,218 Been doomed to fly high 269 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:23,551 Like a crane with no legs 270 00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:35,673 [Frenchy singing in French] 271 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:40,078 Pleures, pleures, oh pleures 272 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:45,106 Pleures, pleures sur ton malheur 273 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:49,519 Pleures, pleures, oh pleures 274 00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:53,421 Pleures, pleures triste coeur 275 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:58,928 Pleures, pleures, oh pleures, pleures 276 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:02,958 Pleures, mouillés les fleurs 277 00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:07,194 Pleures, pleures, pleures, pleures 278 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:12,941 Pleures sur ton bonheur 279 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:22,049 -Doris, you surprised me. -Just what do you think you're pulling here? 280 00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:25,483 -I was just only looking at her. -Oh, yeah? 281 00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:28,048 Listen, buster, looking's dangerous. 282 00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:30,788 Next thing you know, you'll be sucking on her mangoes. 283 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,263 My, my, aren't you a jealous one? 284 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,894 Well, why shouldn't I be? It gets on my nerves, you know. 285 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,701 You know, I must have my army. 286 00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:46,233 I'm not about to compromise my position in life, my ancestry... 287 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,674 my tradition, for your silly little suspicions. 288 00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,546 Your army! 289 00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,145 Where is your precious army? 290 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,384 I will have a whole army of Zombie. 291 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,191 A Zombie Marine Corps... 292 00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:03,986 a Zombie Navy Corps, a Zombie Space Cadets-- 293 00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:07,929 You're really out to lunch. Look at this world you've cooked up. 294 00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:10,525 And you expect to take over another universe? 295 00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,092 You dumb fuck. 296 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:16,770 Just wait until these dead babies start marching... 297 00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:19,707 and you'll be eating your words. 298 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:24,508 I am waiting, Your Majesty, waiting for you to tell me... 299 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:28,850 why that French slit is so special to you, and why you carry her photograph... 300 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,649 around in your pocket. 301 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,554 FAUSTO: All right, I'll tell you. 302 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:36,557 She's French, and that's simple. 303 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:40,464 And therefore, she's of the master race... 304 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:43,968 a direct descendant of God, just like me. 305 00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:47,070 Direct descendant of God? 306 00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:50,669 You just want to slip her the pork. That does it. 307 00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:52,972 I'm hopping the next bus out of here. 308 00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:55,445 FAUSTO: You cannot mean that. What will you do? 309 00:26:57,115 --> 00:27:00,050 Just go on living, I guess. 310 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:03,213 Oh, chérie, ma petite coquette, ma petite princesse. 311 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:06,019 Mon petit chou, c'est rien. 312 00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:07,525 [Queen Doris sobbing] 313 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,801 [Queen Doris moaning] 314 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,618 [Soft instrumental music] 315 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,234 Harder. 316 00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:33,411 Frenchy! Harder! 317 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:07,835 I hope you were not treated badly. 318 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:12,110 I gave strict instructions for you to be put in our most cheery dungeon. 319 00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:14,242 Why am I prisoner here? 320 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:19,049 It's for your own safety, chérie. The Queen may have had you tortured... 321 00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:23,425 or executed, had it not been for my quick and decisive action. 322 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:28,099 -Vous-étes artiste? -Oh, no, no, no, no. 323 00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:33,270 I am a soldier by profession. This is only doodling, you know, to relax. 324 00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:40,344 La couleur, la form, I'image! 325 00:29:41,212 --> 00:29:44,238 C'est vraiment magnifique. 326 00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:49,677 Vous étes tres gentille. It's nothing, nothing at all. 327 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:12,868 A is A A-A-A A E icky U U-U-U 328 00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:15,914 Icky A-E-I-O-U, Icky I-O-U 329 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:22,348 B is Bay. Bay-Bay-Bay Bay-Be-Ba-Bi-Bo-Bo-Bu-Bu-Bu 330 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:27,119 Bay-Be-Bay-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu Bay-B-Bi-Bo 331 00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:31,727 C is say, say say say say see sicky so soo woo woo 332 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:35,130 Sicky say see si so so, sicky si so su 333 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,997 Golly, what a groovy tune 334 00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:41,630 The alphabet is fun 335 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:46,776 Consonants and vowels to learn The pen is mightier than the gun 336 00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:49,347 F is fay, fi to foo 337 00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:51,473 -F-U-C-K -You! You! You! 338 00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:54,610 Ficky Fa Fe Fi Fo Foo Ficky Fi Fuck you! 339 00:30:56,621 --> 00:31:01,058 G is gay, gay gay gay gay guy gicky go goo goo goo 340 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,957 Gicky gay, guy, gee-- 341 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,428 Shut up, you punk. 342 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,999 [Disco music] 343 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:09,633 A! 344 00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:11,668 B! 345 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,203 C! 346 00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:15,138 D! 347 00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:17,107 E! 348 00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:19,076 F! 349 00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:21,044 G! 350 00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:22,779 H! 351 00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:24,648 I! 352 00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:26,316 J! 353 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,218 K! 354 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:30,020 L! 355 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:31,722 M! 356 00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:33,690 N! 357 00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:35,759 O! 358 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:37,728 P! 359 00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:39,663 Q! 360 00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:41,365 R! 361 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,100 S! 362 00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:45,335 T! 363 00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:47,337 U! 364 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:49,506 V! 365 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,208 W! 366 00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,010 X! 367 00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:55,145 Y! 368 00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:57,175 Z! Z! 369 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,545 Z! Z! 370 00:31:58,616 --> 00:31:59,616 Z! 371 00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:00,717 Z! 372 00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:01,785 Z! 373 00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:02,886 Z! 374 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:10,217 [Miss Feldman clearing throat] 375 00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:26,500 FLASH: Squeezit, if you're too scared to help me rescue René and Frenchy... 376 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:30,706 FLASH: I'm gonna have to get that kosher fart grandfather of mine to help me. 377 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,945 SQUEEZIT: Yeah, but Miss Feldman will never let you out of class this early. 378 00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:35,247 FLASH: Oh, yeah? 379 00:32:39,857 --> 00:32:40,857 [Window pane shattering] 380 00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:50,498 Gramps, come on, lean back. Let me untie you. 381 00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:52,434 We got to go save Sis. 382 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,740 [Upbeat pop music] 383 00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:07,551 [Shouting] 384 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:14,615 [Both screaming] 385 00:33:25,903 --> 00:33:27,166 [Both grunting] 386 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:41,877 Shit. 387 00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:48,225 Come on, Gramps, let's go. 388 00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:56,832 Change your foreign money to local currency. 389 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,502 Change your foreign money to local currency. 390 00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:02,698 Okay, Mr. Bernstein, give me a quarter's worth. 391 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,575 Two craps. How do you like that? 392 00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:12,112 Killer Rosenblatt, the famous Jewish wrestler. 393 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,583 I've read all about you in the paper. 394 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,748 Well, you see, Gramps, he can't hear you... 395 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:21,383 'cause he's so used to hollering at the opposition... 396 00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:22,585 he's deaf and dumb. 397 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:26,824 So what's a nice Jewish boy like you doing in the Sixth Dimension? 398 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:31,301 You see Gramps, we're here to find my sister Frenchy. She disappeared. 399 00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:34,731 The French girl in 63? 400 00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:37,572 Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey! 401 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:44,212 If the Queen should find out what the King is doing to that girl... 402 00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:47,843 -She'd murder the poor girl. -No kidding? 403 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:52,788 Tell me, Gramps, you got a way, maybe I can get my sister back? 404 00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:56,960 Get his sister back, he says. Let me think. 405 00:34:57,562 --> 00:35:00,395 I have a strategy that could get her back. 406 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:04,133 I could even bring Jesus Christ himself back again. 407 00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:07,266 -For how much? -For three shekels. 408 00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:11,070 -Okay, three shekels. You got a deal, okay? -Okay. 409 00:35:11,142 --> 00:35:12,735 Here's three shekels. 410 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,608 Now I'll tell you... 411 00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:17,910 [Speaking Yiddish] 412 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:23,784 [Adventurous instrumental music] 413 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:36,161 Wait a minute, Gramps. Hold it. Let me get rid of this guy. 414 00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:40,228 Hey, Bust Rod, here's a quarter. Go get me a pack of cigarettes. 415 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:43,433 Camels, like a good fellow, that's the idea. 416 00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:46,667 Come on, Gramps, let's go find Sis. 417 00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:53,047 [Hollering] 418 00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:24,445 I'll give you one last chance to live... 419 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:28,011 you sniveling little weasel! 420 00:36:28,886 --> 00:36:32,584 Tell me why you and the Fat One came into our Kingdom here. 421 00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:37,993 If I tell you, will you let me and Gramps go and take one of the prisoners with us? 422 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:41,828 QUEEN DORIS: Of course, dear. FLASH: See, we really came here... 423 00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:44,901 to rescue my sister, you understand? Frenchy. 424 00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:48,830 Because Mr. Bernstein said that she's in great danger. 425 00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:52,604 The King fell in love with her, and the Queen is jealous. 426 00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:54,372 Oh. You're the Queen. 427 00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:55,844 Lower the rope! 428 00:36:58,316 --> 00:37:01,286 FLASH: Gramps! But, Your Majesty, you promised. 429 00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:04,185 Gramps, let go of what you're holding. 430 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,854 [Adventurous instrumental music] 431 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:14,155 Gramps, let go, I might fall! 432 00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:31,282 Assemble all prisoners from Cell 63 into the Interrogation Cell. 433 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:34,808 But, Mommy, can't I watch some more? They're still wiggling. 434 00:37:34,885 --> 00:37:36,353 You heard me! 435 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,168 [Eerie instrumental music] 436 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:06,681 There she is, eyes so sweet What a shame that soon they'll be 437 00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:10,688 glowing like some burning coal when I turn on the heat 438 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:17,991 Impudent, surly bitch Soon you'll sing a different song 439 00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:22,397 You'll plead for mercy, beg forgiveness When I throw the switch 440 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:26,027 You don't scare me now You don't scare me ever 441 00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:30,540 Asking you for mercy or forgiveness now, never 442 00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:33,233 Gonna throw the switch Gonna throw the switch 443 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:36,713 Give it to the bitch And give her plenty, make her scream 444 00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:39,716 Ti yum titti tum titti tim titti tim hi-hay 445 00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:42,744 [Upbeat music] 446 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:45,081 Give her all the juice, give her all the juice 447 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,851 Twenty thousand volts in her caboose 448 00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:51,191 Will make her see the error of her ways 449 00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:55,699 Frenchy is going to pay Frenchy is going to pay 450 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:04,074 Look at her acting tough Well, that's fine for now, honey 451 00:39:04,141 --> 00:39:08,510 I've got plenty time to play and, sweetheart, I play rough 452 00:39:12,049 --> 00:39:15,383 Getting late, say goodbye Time to meet your fate 453 00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:20,152 And I do hope that you're thinking of me When you start to fry 454 00:39:20,224 --> 00:39:23,888 Don't you worry, Mom, I will oversee now 455 00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:28,922 Really, though, don't go to any trouble over me now 456 00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:31,058 Give her all the juice Give her all the juice 457 00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:32,933 Twenty thousand volts in her caboose 458 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:37,133 Will make her see the error of her ways 459 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:42,009 Frenchy is going to pay Frenchy is going to pay 460 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,139 The Queen will have her way 461 00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:47,875 Frenchy is going to pay 462 00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:51,020 This poor girl so fair 463 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:54,057 -Can this be her fate? -Going to pay 464 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,719 Can there still be time? 465 00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,627 Or is it too late? 466 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:01,426 Frenchy is going to pay 467 00:40:01,499 --> 00:40:06,027 Oh, why must it be that life is so cruel? 468 00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:08,834 The Queen will have her way Frenchy is going to pay 469 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:12,809 Unfair and unjust 470 00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:16,541 Must this be the rule? 471 00:40:24,321 --> 00:40:26,483 Oh, darn. The fuse blew. 472 00:41:09,834 --> 00:41:13,828 -Flash Hercules at your service, ma'am. -Ma'am? I am the Ex-Queen! 473 00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:20,170 I was once happily married to King Fausto... 474 00:41:20,244 --> 00:41:23,441 until that fat loathsome cow, Queen Doris... 475 00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:27,576 that silicone uddered pig stole the throne by seducing me... 476 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:29,210 even though she's not my type. 477 00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:30,583 She thinks I'm dead... 478 00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:33,214 because he, the King, couldn't stand to see me die... 479 00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:36,487 because he's such a coward, so he threw me a mile down in this cell... 480 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,723 where I've been for 1,000 years, and to maintain my sanity... 481 00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:42,357 I've been writing a screenplay, and it's so difficult... 482 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:45,232 because there's no hot water, there's no fresh orange juice. 483 00:41:45,302 --> 00:41:49,398 There's bats falling in my hair at night and roaches climbing through the pages... 484 00:41:49,473 --> 00:41:51,441 and so much dust on the keys... 485 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,535 that I just can't stand it another minute! 486 00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:58,105 Okay, Queenie, don't worry about nothing. I'll get you out of this place. 487 00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:01,208 Here, watch my magic propeller, and off we go. 488 00:42:06,457 --> 00:42:09,757 Come on, Gramps, let's go find Sis. 489 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:14,357 I've got to change a Tampax, I'll see you later. 490 00:42:14,798 --> 00:42:17,790 You fuzzy bastard. Come on, Gramps. 491 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,573 [Dramatic instrumental music] 492 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:36,311 [Singing] 493 00:42:36,453 --> 00:42:38,387 Pico and Sepulveda 494 00:42:38,455 --> 00:42:42,085 Pico and Sepulveda 495 00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:45,989 Doheny 496 00:42:46,163 --> 00:42:47,426 [Rhythmic music] 497 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,897 Cahuenga 498 00:42:51,335 --> 00:42:53,963 La Brea 499 00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:58,331 -Tar pits -Tar pits 500 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,908 La Jolla 501 00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,748 Sequoia 502 00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:08,986 La Brea 503 00:43:10,487 --> 00:43:13,548 -Tar pits -Tar pits 504 00:43:13,624 --> 00:43:16,855 You can keep Alvarado, Santa Monica 505 00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:20,864 Even Beverly Drive 506 00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:26,660 Vine may be fine, but for mine I want to feel alive 507 00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:29,372 And settle down in my 508 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,705 -La Brea -Pico and Sepulveda 509 00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:35,609 Tar pits 510 00:43:36,246 --> 00:43:41,150 Where nobody's dreams come true 511 00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:46,120 Pico and Sepulveda Pico and Sepulveda 512 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,835 [Comical instrumental music] 513 00:45:06,737 --> 00:45:10,901 By the way, honey, when is that mentally retarded Swedish husband of yours... 514 00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:12,737 coming home, anyhow? 515 00:45:13,744 --> 00:45:14,744 [Exploding] 516 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:17,714 [Man shouting] 517 00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:21,484 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 518 00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:51,373 Mmmm, hello there. 519 00:45:52,349 --> 00:45:53,783 Hello there. 520 00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:06,226 [Moaning] 521 00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:13,626 [Exclaiming] 522 00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:50,500 Hi, Pa. Gee, I'm glad to see you. 523 00:46:50,574 --> 00:46:54,670 I'll get you out of here, Pa, don't worry, and then I'll go save Frenchy. 524 00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:56,338 You leave me be. 525 00:46:56,413 --> 00:47:00,748 In the real world up there, I was just another rat... 526 00:47:01,251 --> 00:47:04,983 and down here, I also live like a rat. 527 00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:08,022 So what's the difference? Go avay. 528 00:47:08,225 --> 00:47:09,954 I vant to be alone. 529 00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:12,486 Ah, banana oil. 530 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:33,580 You're gonna see your son in a minute. He just turned 11. 531 00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:37,745 What the frig are you talking about? Me, a kid? Ruth y, come on. 532 00:47:37,821 --> 00:47:41,155 You're the one, okay, you big gorilla. 533 00:47:41,725 --> 00:47:44,695 You wanna see him, eh? You wanna see Chicken Boy? 534 00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:50,255 Oh, Chicken Boy? 535 00:47:51,501 --> 00:47:55,165 You wanna see him? You wanna see Chicken Boy? Oh, Chicken Boy? 536 00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:56,239 [Laughing] 537 00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:58,069 That's really rich. 538 00:47:58,775 --> 00:48:02,143 -Mom, mom. -Squeezit, meet your pop. 539 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,777 -Dad? -I ain't your dad. 540 00:48:06,016 --> 00:48:09,452 Unless we got chickens in the family. Come here, baby. 541 00:48:10,787 --> 00:48:11,811 Oh, yes. 542 00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:19,518 What are you doing, you big lug? Squeezit, help your mom! 543 00:48:19,596 --> 00:48:20,757 Let go of my mother. 544 00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:21,855 Hey! 545 00:48:24,935 --> 00:48:26,300 Come here. 546 00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:29,629 SQUEEZIT: I love you. MOM: Shut up! 547 00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:32,365 You're too much, baby. 548 00:48:32,609 --> 00:48:35,203 Come on, sugar, I got a hard-on that won't wait... 549 00:48:35,279 --> 00:48:39,216 -And the ship leaves in a couple of hours. -What do you mean, a couple of hours? 550 00:48:39,283 --> 00:48:41,308 That's a sailor's life, baby. 551 00:48:42,686 --> 00:48:46,953 SQUEEZIT: I love you, Mom. I love you. I love you. 552 00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:02,197 SQUEEZIT: I don't know where to begin. CHICKEN: At the beginning. 553 00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:08,371 -I have no self-respect. -Why, Squeezit. 554 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:12,075 I have no courage. René and Frenchy are prisoners in the Sixth Dimension... 555 00:49:12,149 --> 00:49:14,618 and I didn't go when my help was asked to save them. 556 00:49:14,718 --> 00:49:18,018 -Nobody ever helped you. -But I don't need any help. 557 00:49:18,188 --> 00:49:22,318 You know the chickens are always ready to help you any way we can... 558 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:25,190 -But as you know... -What can chickens do? 559 00:49:25,395 --> 00:49:28,490 -Precisely. -I wish I could be brave, like Flash. 560 00:49:31,401 --> 00:49:32,664 Gee whiz! 561 00:49:46,783 --> 00:49:48,114 [Slurping] 562 00:49:56,226 --> 00:49:58,285 [Upbeat instrumental music] 563 00:50:28,992 --> 00:50:30,756 [Telephone ringing] 564 00:50:31,895 --> 00:50:34,387 -Henderson here. -Hey, Squeezit, man. 565 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:38,695 Yeah, you got to come down here right away. We're lost. 566 00:50:39,169 --> 00:50:43,128 -Maybe I'll gain some self-respect. -Frenchy and René are in great danger. 567 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:46,801 I've got nothing else to live for. I'll help. 568 00:50:48,178 --> 00:50:49,178 I'll help! 569 00:50:55,585 --> 00:50:58,919 [Adventurous instrumental music] 570 00:51:24,381 --> 00:51:27,180 Where are you taking me? Where's René? 571 00:51:28,652 --> 00:51:30,245 Where's Frenchy? 572 00:51:31,888 --> 00:51:33,652 I demand an answer. 573 00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:35,319 Ow! Owl! 574 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:38,423 Yoo-hoo! 575 00:51:40,797 --> 00:51:43,425 Well, if it ain't the little Princess! 576 00:51:50,307 --> 00:51:52,036 DEMON: Come on there, boy. 577 00:51:53,877 --> 00:51:56,676 -Gee, that girl was beautiful. -You said it, brother. 578 00:51:56,746 --> 00:52:00,546 My boss is just dying to stick his fork in that there tomato. 579 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,878 Is your boss the leader of the Sixth Dimension? 580 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:05,445 No, that be the little Midget King. 581 00:52:10,827 --> 00:52:12,921 [Eerie instrumental music] 582 00:52:23,773 --> 00:52:26,674 [Eerie instrumental music intensifies] 583 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:04,506 Well, son, let me tell you I'm so pleased to meet you 584 00:53:05,248 --> 00:53:08,650 The boys and I've been expecting to greet you 585 00:53:09,219 --> 00:53:12,416 As guest of honor in the house of the dead 586 00:53:12,489 --> 00:53:16,323 Just relax, lay yourself down, say goodbye to your head 587 00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:20,253 -Hi de hi de hi -Hi de hi de hi 588 00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:24,324 -Ho de ho de ho -Ho de ho de ho 589 00:53:24,434 --> 00:53:28,393 -Wa de wa de way de -Wa de wa de way de 590 00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:32,430 -Hi de hi de ho -Hi de hi de ho 591 00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:36,638 Please, Mr. Devil, it's not for me I'm pleading 592 00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:40,573 If you help René and Frenchy I'll give you what you're needing 593 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:44,880 If you want to bargain, then produce something real 594 00:53:45,121 --> 00:53:48,751 Deliver me the Princess, boy, and you've got a deal 595 00:53:49,092 --> 00:53:52,528 Deliver him the Princess, boy, and you've got a deal 596 00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:53,654 Okay. 597 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:56,927 -Oh Sheep dop doop dap daydee doo -Sheep dop doop dap daydee doo 598 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,231 -Skeeba de deeba de debop dee do -Skeeba de deeba de debop dee do 599 00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:03,603 -Oh dop dop dop daddy-o -Oh dop dop dop daddy-o 600 00:54:03,673 --> 00:54:08,042 -Hi de hi de ho -Hi de hi de ho 601 00:54:08,878 --> 00:54:12,314 Congratulations, son, you really deliver 602 00:54:12,816 --> 00:54:16,775 This little gal makes me shake and a-shiver 603 00:54:16,853 --> 00:54:20,380 Don't think I've forgotten all the things that I've said 604 00:54:20,657 --> 00:54:24,287 Don't worry about your friends, relax Now off with his head 605 00:54:24,394 --> 00:54:28,160 - Hi di hi di hi di hi di hi di - Hi di hi di hi di hi di hi di 606 00:54:28,231 --> 00:54:31,997 -Ho di ho di ho di ho di ho di ho hi ho -Ho di ho di ho di ho di ho di ho hi ho 607 00:54:32,068 --> 00:54:35,868 -Ho hi ho hi ho hi he bob de dop o de -Ho hi ho hi ho hi he bob de dop o de 608 00:54:35,972 --> 00:54:39,909 -Hi de hi de ho -Hi de hi de ho 609 00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:43,606 Be nice to me, babe, or you'll regret it 610 00:54:44,648 --> 00:54:47,913 You are my hostage, and don't you forget it 611 00:54:48,752 --> 00:54:51,915 The night is early and there's lots to be done 612 00:54:52,155 --> 00:54:55,750 Lets boogie now Come on, we're gonna have some fun 613 00:54:55,825 --> 00:54:59,955 -Oh ho de ho de ho -Oh ho de ho de ho 614 00:55:46,164 --> 00:55:48,792 Keep an eye on the King. 615 00:55:50,001 --> 00:55:51,628 And keep me posted. 616 00:55:51,703 --> 00:55:54,468 He doesn't know where I've hid that French slit. 617 00:55:54,773 --> 00:55:56,468 [Singing nonsensically] 618 00:55:56,608 --> 00:55:58,667 He may be a little man... 619 00:55:59,377 --> 00:56:01,209 but he carries a big stick! 620 00:56:02,013 --> 00:56:03,708 And whatever you do, Froggy... 621 00:56:03,782 --> 00:56:06,581 keep him away from that interrogation cell. 622 00:56:29,307 --> 00:56:33,175 Oy vey, the Yiddishe Charleston Vey's mir 623 00:56:33,244 --> 00:56:36,737 The Yiddishe Charleston Vatch those Heebie-Jeebies 624 00:56:36,815 --> 00:56:39,648 at the Yiddishe Cabaret 625 00:56:39,717 --> 00:56:42,550 Lo do ti do The Yiddishe Charleston 626 00:56:42,620 --> 00:56:45,248 Do Ta Ti Do, the Yiddishe Charleston 627 00:56:45,323 --> 00:56:47,621 Little Yiddles on their fiddles 628 00:56:47,692 --> 00:56:50,457 Play it on East Broadway 629 00:56:50,562 --> 00:56:55,227 Alley oop, you must wear a derby hat When you do that dance 630 00:56:55,767 --> 00:57:00,204 Alley oop, you twist like an acrobat then you clap your hands 631 00:57:01,272 --> 00:57:04,674 Oy Vey, the Yiddishe Charleston Vey's mir 632 00:57:04,742 --> 00:57:06,107 Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy 633 00:57:14,986 --> 00:57:16,613 I knew you'd come to save me!! 634 00:57:16,688 --> 00:57:18,952 Bust Rod told me that the Queen took you here. 635 00:57:19,023 --> 00:57:21,720 I had no idea that she would resort to such a thing. 636 00:57:21,793 --> 00:57:24,228 Please, I beg your forgiveness. 637 00:57:24,863 --> 00:57:27,059 It's all forgiven, my Fausto. 638 00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:31,928 The Queen said she was gonna ream us with 20-inch cattle prods... 639 00:57:32,003 --> 00:57:34,097 -And I'm still waiting. -We must hurry now. 640 00:57:34,205 --> 00:57:36,640 Bust Rod, undo her chains quickly. 641 00:57:36,708 --> 00:57:39,541 I must command you to leave the Forbidden Zone at once. 642 00:57:39,611 --> 00:57:41,739 This is for your own safety. 643 00:57:42,514 --> 00:57:44,175 Henderson will show you the way out. 644 00:57:44,249 --> 00:57:46,343 Aren't you gonna hump us one last time, Fausto? 645 00:57:46,417 --> 00:57:47,646 Shut up! 646 00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:51,885 When will I ever see you again, mon amour? 647 00:57:52,223 --> 00:57:54,385 I cannot answer to you that right now... 648 00:57:54,459 --> 00:57:58,020 but somehow I feel that our destinies are intertwined. 649 00:57:59,430 --> 00:58:03,094 RENE: Come on, Frenchy. FAUSTO: Goodbye. 650 00:58:14,045 --> 00:58:16,139 You let the French girl go? 651 00:58:19,450 --> 00:58:22,511 Don't you think you'd better go get her? 652 00:58:41,506 --> 00:58:43,998 -Goddamn it. -René, René stop it! 653 00:58:44,242 --> 00:58:47,735 René, help! Somebody help me! Shit! 654 00:58:47,812 --> 00:58:49,507 Let me go! 655 00:58:59,557 --> 00:59:00,581 Guess what? 656 00:59:00,658 --> 00:59:03,150 The Mystic Knights took the Princess as hostage... 657 00:59:03,227 --> 00:59:05,491 and if anything happens to René and Frenchy... 658 00:59:05,563 --> 00:59:06,758 she's really gonna get it. 659 00:59:06,831 --> 00:59:08,822 But I helped them escape. 660 00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:12,700 Yeah, but I heard a rumor that the Queen captured them all again. 661 00:59:12,804 --> 00:59:14,704 Attention, all soldiers! 662 00:59:20,144 --> 00:59:21,634 [Laughing loudly] 663 00:59:22,547 --> 00:59:24,641 So you thought you'd get away? 664 00:59:24,716 --> 00:59:27,651 Well, your little King won't be able to help you now! 665 00:59:27,719 --> 00:59:31,952 -Nobody'll find you down here. -He'll find me, I know he will. 666 00:59:32,156 --> 00:59:35,786 -And he won't let you get away with this shit. -Oh, yeah? 667 00:59:36,227 --> 00:59:37,888 Well, we'll see about that. 668 00:59:37,962 --> 00:59:41,227 No one can survive what this child will go through. 669 00:59:41,432 --> 00:59:44,959 So take a good look, you French slit, 'cause you're next. 670 01:00:01,953 --> 01:00:03,682 [Dramatic instrumental music] 671 01:00:04,856 --> 01:00:06,654 ALL: Throw her in the pit! 672 01:00:10,995 --> 01:00:13,930 Khomeini. 673 01:00:13,998 --> 01:00:15,261 ALL: Khomeini. 674 01:00:18,503 --> 01:00:20,767 Throw the French girl in. 675 01:00:22,206 --> 01:00:24,698 That's not fair. It's my turn next. 676 01:00:29,414 --> 01:00:33,647 My frog, you killed my frog, goddamn it! 677 01:00:33,718 --> 01:00:37,951 -You killed my Froggy. -So get another one, bitch. 678 01:00:39,223 --> 01:00:41,487 You're supposed to be dead. 679 01:00:41,559 --> 01:00:44,051 Uh-uh, Baby. You're dead. 680 01:00:46,197 --> 01:00:50,464 I know that voice. You're the one the King keeps locked up in the pit. 681 01:00:50,535 --> 01:00:54,199 This is going up your asshole as soon as I've finished with Queenie here. 682 01:00:54,272 --> 01:00:55,467 Faggot. 683 01:00:56,107 --> 01:00:59,839 Your buns smell like lox, honey, I can smell them from here. 684 01:01:21,799 --> 01:01:23,665 [Dramatic instrumental music] 685 01:01:36,814 --> 01:01:38,475 [Queen Doris screaming] 686 01:01:53,264 --> 01:01:57,633 Attention, all soldiers! We have to save the French girl. 687 01:01:58,002 --> 01:02:00,835 -Hurry up. -That's what we're trying to do. 688 01:02:01,706 --> 01:02:03,902 Come on, shut up. Let's go. 689 01:02:05,643 --> 01:02:07,543 Hurry up. Come on. 690 01:02:10,448 --> 01:02:12,542 [Upbeat instrumental music] 691 01:02:47,185 --> 01:02:48,846 [Ex-queen screaming] 692 01:02:50,555 --> 01:02:51,920 [Laughing] 693 01:02:57,628 --> 01:03:00,063 [Rhythmic instrumental music] 694 01:03:27,058 --> 01:03:29,322 Nothing can stop me now. 695 01:03:35,566 --> 01:03:36,727 What are you doing? 696 01:03:36,801 --> 01:03:39,498 I'm going to open her up like a can of worms. 697 01:03:39,570 --> 01:03:42,130 No, our daughter is their hostage. 698 01:03:42,206 --> 01:03:44,504 If you kill the girl, they will kill the Princess. 699 01:03:44,575 --> 01:03:48,409 -Out of my way, or you'll be first. -Come to your senses, darling. 700 01:03:48,479 --> 01:03:51,005 You'll be killing your own daughter. 701 01:03:52,450 --> 01:03:53,474 [Sobbing] 702 01:03:53,618 --> 01:03:54,847 Oh, God. 703 01:03:55,119 --> 01:03:58,521 Oh, beat me! Oh, kill me! Oh, fuck that asshole! 704 01:03:59,657 --> 01:04:00,954 [Prisoners grunting] 705 01:04:19,911 --> 01:04:21,538 Please don't die. Please don't die. 706 01:04:23,614 --> 01:04:26,174 Life was so beautiful. 707 01:04:28,252 --> 01:04:32,382 Oh, why does it feel so good to be so bad? 708 01:04:38,829 --> 01:04:42,231 You...you were the only decent thing in my life. 709 01:04:44,235 --> 01:04:46,260 Smile at me one last time. 710 01:04:52,243 --> 01:04:54,211 Tell me how you love to... 711 01:04:54,278 --> 01:04:56,576 Tell me how you love to... 712 01:04:56,814 --> 01:05:01,479 I love to feel your nipples stiffen when I caress them with my finger tips. 713 01:05:01,585 --> 01:05:03,246 Oh, Fausto. Faust- 714 01:05:03,554 --> 01:05:05,181 [Queen Doris moaning] 715 01:05:17,735 --> 01:05:19,829 [Solemn instrumental music] 716 01:05:59,877 --> 01:06:01,606 [Upbeat instrumental music] 717 01:06:47,258 --> 01:06:51,661 You are my Kingie 718 01:06:52,029 --> 01:06:55,260 My heart's desire turned to fire 719 01:06:55,332 --> 01:06:56,925 with your caress 720 01:06:58,936 --> 01:07:03,134 This must be heaven 721 01:07:03,674 --> 01:07:05,335 I've got my Fausto 722 01:07:05,409 --> 01:07:08,868 I've no doubts our lives are blessed 723 01:07:10,915 --> 01:07:13,350 With all our powers 724 01:07:13,784 --> 01:07:17,243 No one can stop us now 725 01:07:18,155 --> 01:07:21,750 We'll conquer the planets 726 01:07:22,726 --> 01:07:26,026 Then all our dreams come-- 727 01:07:26,664 --> 01:07:29,429 -Adenoidal doy voy -Yes, we can hump them 728 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,730 -Pain is a thrill -Yeah, sure 729 01:07:32,103 --> 01:07:34,299 -I coronate the New Queen. -La Chaim. 730 01:07:34,371 --> 01:07:38,001 A toast to him as we salute the true Queen. She really is a sight. 731 01:07:38,075 --> 01:07:41,136 In death, too, there is pleasure As dead rats, we're free to bleed 732 01:07:41,212 --> 01:07:43,704 To rot, and at our leisure be eaten up by worms 733 01:07:43,881 --> 01:07:49,217 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 734 01:07:49,386 --> 01:07:51,787 -There's humping here forever -Forever 735 01:07:51,856 --> 01:07:55,258 And if you think you're really very clever Just eat more cakes and pies 736 01:07:55,359 --> 01:08:00,695 [Nonsensical singing] 737 01:08:00,764 --> 01:08:06,703 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 738 01:08:06,770 --> 01:08:08,932 So really, what's the hurry? Don't worry 739 01:08:09,006 --> 01:08:12,442 So maybe you got couple little troubles? Just tell them all to me 740 01:08:12,510 --> 01:08:14,501 -We're happy now together -Forever 741 01:08:14,578 --> 01:08:18,242 -The Hercules are in for stormy weather. -No, it's really just a breeze! 742 01:08:24,088 --> 01:08:26,989 And so, my friends, sit tight and some advice to you I'll lend 743 01:08:27,057 --> 01:08:29,890 This drama may be over But it's really not the end 744 01:08:30,027 --> 01:08:33,053 Come with us in the land of sin and pleasure 745 01:08:33,130 --> 01:08:36,031 You'll be surprised by the things that you will see 746 01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:39,092 Come with us while we conquer other planets 747 01:08:39,170 --> 01:08:42,697 Through time and space The Forbidden Galaxy 748 01:08:45,209 --> 01:08:48,645 The Forbidden Zone The Forbidden Zone 749 01:08:49,346 --> 01:08:52,475 The Forbidden Zone The Forbidden Zone 750 01:08:53,350 --> 01:08:56,547 The Forbidden Zone The Forbidden Zone 751 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,963 Living in the Sixth Dimension things get rough 752 01:09:48,372 --> 01:09:52,206 Living in the Sixth Dimension can be tough 753 01:09:54,144 --> 01:09:59,446 It's so hard when you're on your own When you're on your own 754 01:10:05,289 --> 01:10:09,089 Moving in the wrong direction brings bad luck 755 01:10:11,595 --> 01:10:15,054 Living without protection really sucks 756 01:10:17,935 --> 01:10:23,465 It's so hard when you're on your own You might fall into The Forbidden Zone 757 01:10:29,013 --> 01:10:31,983 Going down down down how far can you go 758 01:10:32,549 --> 01:10:35,075 You might fall into The Forbidden Zone 759 01:10:38,555 --> 01:10:41,354 Going down down down cross the borderline 760 01:10:41,425 --> 01:10:44,725 The guards look scary but the girls are pretty fine 761 01:10:50,601 --> 01:10:55,971 Okay! I'm a-going down, I'm a-going down I'm a-going down, I know 762 01:10:57,074 --> 01:11:03,138 Turnin' me around, turnin" me around turnin' me around, I know ho ho 763 01:12:00,170 --> 01:12:05,631 Living in the Sixth Dimension Moving in the wrong direction 764 01:12:06,410 --> 01:12:12,577 Living in the Sixth Dimension Moving in the wrong direction 765 01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:18,154 Living in the Sixth Dimension Moving in the wrong direction 766 01:12:18,489 --> 01:12:24,656 It's so hard when you're on your own When you're on you own 767 01:12:25,362 --> 01:12:26,727 The Forbidden Zone 768 01:12:26,797 --> 01:12:29,357 Going down down down How far can you go? 769 01:12:29,433 --> 01:12:32,334 You might fall into The Forbidden Zone 770 01:12:32,403 --> 01:12:33,403 Hey! 771 01:12:35,139 --> 01:12:36,139 Okay! 772 01:12:36,206 --> 01:12:38,834 Going down down down cross the borderline 773 01:12:38,909 --> 01:12:42,106 The guards look scary but the girls are pretty fine 774 01:12:48,285 --> 01:12:51,016 Going round round round driving me insane 775 01:12:51,388 --> 01:12:55,291 Everything looks different but nothing has changed 776 01:12:56,059 --> 01:12:58,084 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 59153

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