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How did I do?
You got the presents mixed up...
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you almost set the house on fire
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You lost your hat and
they recognized you... brilliant
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Nothing for me?
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These are our favourite songs
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I made this for you
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I LOVE YOU
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You really are Father Christmas !
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Stop ! Caught you at last
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Please, if you let me go...
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I'll be really nice to you
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You're trying to corrupt me
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Obscene acts in public
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This is my house, honey.
Come on ! Keep the act up !
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Or it won't work.
Okay, I surrender !
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Trying to trick me ?
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You're trapped !
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I read that a couple in Tel Aviv
kissed for hours non stop
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That's a world record.
Great lungs !
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Are they unbeatable to you ?
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No !
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Darling, look. A shooting star
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Make a wish.
Okay
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That was quick.
Can I make it come true ?
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That depends
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Do you have George Clooney's number ?
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Smartass
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Come on !
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Casanova used to kiss his lovers
by the Eiffel Tower
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The Eiffel Tower wasn't there
in 1700!
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I know, but if it had been,
he would have
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Did his tactics work ?
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Well, he was a professional...
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kisser
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MANY KISSES LATER
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Love is a dangerous disease
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which unlike measles
and chickenpox
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can be contracted more than once
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"l will always love you."
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"You're the love of my life"
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But above all:
"We'll be together forever"
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are things we say
when we're in love
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Has anyone spoken these words ?
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Okay
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Maybe you're not aware that dopamine,
a neurotransmitter
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builds up when we're in love
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Dopamine is a sort of natural drug
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that makes us see hearts everywhere
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But these levels tend to decrease
after a couple of years
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It's scientifically proven:
romance and passion ends
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1000 days after the first kiss
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Professor,
may I ask you a question ?
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On this subject...
I'm all ears
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Are you married ?
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Me ? No, I've been happily divorced
for eight years
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Just accept it
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Sooner or later, you're destined
to become someone's ex
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EX
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That's nice
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I like it, darling.
It's very pretty
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It's not too big
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It's nice.
What did I tell you ?
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My folks were married in this church
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When my mom sees this,
she'll be in tears
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When will this come down ?
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Let's ask Don Lorenzo
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You'll like him. He's cool,
he's not your typical priest
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He looks...
Sorry
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I was arguing with my girlfriend.
I mean...
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my motorbike
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Here we are, Don Lorenzo
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Hi, Corrado
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This is Elisa, my fiancee
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Hello
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Hi, Elisa
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Lorenzo.
No, Don Lorenzo
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Don...
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Will this work be completed
in time for our wedding ?
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I'll ask
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Caravaggio, will you be finished
by St Valentine's Day ?
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If you pay me, sure thing !
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There
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In terms of maintenance,
Mr. Martani...
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you accept to pay
, 3500 euros each month
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And to renounce custody
over the children
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That's right,
Ijust want this over with
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While you, Mrs Zecchi
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agree to that sum
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and you don't want custody
of your children either
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Neither of you want custody ?
Have you discussed this ?
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I wouldn't mind having custody
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but I own a fashion house in Milan
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I'd have to fly back and forth.
He lives in Rome, so...
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That's no excuse.
She doesn't own a fashion house !
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It'sjust a walkin wardrobe !
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I work from eight in the morning
till two at night most days
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I own a number of clubs,
ask my lawyer...
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Great dad he is.
He sees his kids when they're asleep
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He doesn't know how
to show affection !
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You gave them 200 euros
for Christmas !
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You get that, Your Honour ?
200 euros !
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They're 8 and 10. They asked for
Gormiti, and Winx...
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She paid them off
like she pays the maid
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So where will we place
these children ?
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Can't they live with you ?
Do you have room ?
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Actually, my house is tiny
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And I already have a dog
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Brunori, I wasjustjoking.
I didn't mean it
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Your Honour, the children and l,
the problem is...
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that we don't get along,
we're unable to communicate
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Can I be honest ?
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The children in question
aren't very nice
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Right, they're horrid.
You see ?
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Of course, look at their dad.
They're your kids too !
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You raised them, you keep them !
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No, you keep them.
No, you will !
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You have them !
You cow !
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That's enough !
What a model family !
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I've never seen a case like this
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Oh, all right,
let's fix another hearing...
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for the 12th
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Come with your children
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Do we have to ?
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Yes.
Mr. Martani...
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children are a serious matter
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A family needs to be respected
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Marriage shouldn't make people
turn nasty
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it should turn them
into better people
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Because you're a bitch !
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25 years of marriage down the drain !
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That's great, let off some steam
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All you can do is work
and complain
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Thank goodness I work,
otherwise who'd pay
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for your holidays to the Seychelles
and your skiing trips ?
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Idiot ! I didn't work
because you didn't want me to
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You didn't want a wife,
you wanted a maid
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A slave !
Calm down, Luca, easy
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The squid tasted fine.
This isn't about the squid !
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It's a matter of principle:
I can never express an opinion
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Because this hysterical cow
always has to bust my balls !
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You treat me like a waitress !
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Why didn't you take them out
for dinner
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instead of having me cook all day ?
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Would that have cost you too much ?
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Don't call me a cheapskate
in front of my friends !
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If I had killed her the first time
the idea came into my mind
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I'd be out ofjail by now !
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If I killed you,
I wouldn't even need to go tojail
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They would judge me insane
just for marrying you !
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Goodnight to you all
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Where is he going ?
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He's pretending to leave again.
He's a real clown
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This time, I swear to God,
I'm never coming back !
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Once again, goodnight
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Goodnight
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Sorry
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After our kids left home,
he lost it
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I'll get the cake. I made it !
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I think your friend
needs to see a shrink
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He had one: me
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Kudos to you !
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He's bipolar
with manic depressive tendencies
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Even Freud would have given up
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Listen... why don't we have
dessert at my place ?
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But it's only our first date
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I know. But this wasn't planned
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I mean, if the cake
is like the squid...
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Let's go !
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In honour of the woman he loves
your personal chef has prepared
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his first Italian cuisine experiment:
pasta carbonara !
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It's yellow !
It's the original recipe
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Spaghetti, eggs, bacon,
oil, pepper and pecorino cheese
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Did your dietician recommend it ?
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Darling...
it looks more like an omelette
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It's the French version:
"Omelette carbonara"
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Don't complain, Giulia
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You'll miss his omelettes
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She'll miss them ?
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Didn't you tell him ?
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Not yet
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What ?
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I have some bad news...
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Your folks are coming ?
It's not that bad !
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I've been promoted. I got
a letter from the Ministry today
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That's fantastic !
Why did you say it was bad news ?
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The post is in Wellington,
New Zealand
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The land of
"The Lord of the Rings" ?
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Yes
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Middle Earth !
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Do you have your cab money ?
Yes, right here
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What time will you be back ?
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After we've pulled a couple of drunks
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Soon then.
You think so ?
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You haven't seen
my seethrough thong yet
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And I'd rather not.
Bye !
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Be back at 2: 00 !
3: 00 !
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2: 30
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I'll wait up. At 2: 31
I'll start reading your emails
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I've changed my password.
Bye, mom !
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Here I am, honey bun !
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Hi, honey bee
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What's this music called ?
Tribal brutal suicide
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Suicide music... that makes sense
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I could always go back
to being a porn star in Paris
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You'rejoking, right ?
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Right
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Hi, Andrea.
Dad, why are you here ?
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I wanted to see you
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We haven't had a chat for so long !
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What ?
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I left your mom, she's nervewracking
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That's more like it.
What are you up to ?
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Nothing, just chatting.
Well, don't mind me
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I bought this place,
so I can use it...
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I'll go next door, I'll be quiet.
Dad, wait !
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Where are the sheets ?
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Well ?
Sorry
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Is that your girlfriend ?
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No, that's Martina, my friend.
She's staying for a few days
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Good evening.
Noemi, this is my dad
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Hello
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Before I forget,
here's December's rent money
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I'm sorry it's overdue
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Goodnight.
Goodnight
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Let me get this straight...
Dad, l...
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You sublet my flat ?
To pay for the bills
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But me and that parasite of your mom
and I pay for everything !
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Want me to speak to her ?
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No, I made my decision
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If I'm going to live for another
20, 30, or 40 years
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I'm not spending them with her
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Do you intend to spend them here ?
I'm sick of that cow
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Please, she's my mom.
That's your problem !
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Paolo Desideri ?
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Yes.
Good evening
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Do you know Monique ?
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Monique, my girlfriend ?
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No !
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She was my girlfriend
until you came along
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Right. So, technically speaking...
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you would be her...
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.. ex ?
Ex my ass
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Stay out of her life, got that ?
Yes
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Maybe we should let her decide,
don't you think ?
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I don't think you understand.
No...
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Monique must not know
we have met
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If I see you with her again,
you'll need a new ID picture
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A new ID picture...
I see
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Go
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This is my car, these are my keys...
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Go
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Police ! I've been attacked
by a madman, a criminal
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Calm down, where was this ?
Back there, just now
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My girlfriend's exboyfriend
hit me
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I want to press charges.
We'd better go to the station
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Davide, we need to report an attack
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Really ? Good evening.
Hello. Right...
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What happened ?
What happened ?
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00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,307
I'm asking you: what happened ?
260
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,684
Well ?
I don't know !
261
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,729
He said he was attacked
by his girlfriend's ex
262
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,732
That's dangerous stuff.
Most murders in Italy
263
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:51,486
are committed by family members,
caused by extramarital affairs
264
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:55,656
Well,
this isn't an extramarital affair...
265
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,951
Usually they go unpunished.
Really ?
266
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:02,622
How do you catch a guy who kills
a man in a dark alley
267
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:06,751
severs his head
and then dumps the body ?
268
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,296
Do you know the man
that attacked you ?
269
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,757
No
270
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,218
You said he was your girlfriend's ex
271
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:19,222
Did he ?
You misunderstood me
272
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:23,017
You interrupted me midsentence !
I was saying...
273
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:27,897
He was an exurbanite.
That's what I meant
274
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,566
Was he white ?
No !
275
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,985
He was a coloured man
276
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:37,657
A strange colour, like burnt sienna
or antique ochre
277
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:43,704
And he didn't attack me,
hejust bumped into me
278
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,747
And I got scared
279
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,875
Take note...
He's wasting our time
280
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,795
Unit , over.
See what they want
281
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,133
There's been an accident.
Roger. Let's go !
282
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,736
Good evening
283
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,947
- This looks bad !
284
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,533
- Must've fallen asleep at the wheel
285
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,162
Hello, have you identified her ?
286
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,621
Not yet
287
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,861
99% cocoa
288
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,572
An ancient Aztec recipe
289
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,657
Extra dark
290
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,410
My favourite
291
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,080
Tonight...
292
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,458
I feel like Van Gogh
293
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,837
Now I'll prepare the canvas
294
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,594
That'll be my ex-wife
295
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,598
I've got a special ring tone for her,
a really annoying one
296
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,893
Sorry, I'll turn it off.
Why would she call this late ?
297
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,525
What is it ?
298
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,404
Yes, speaking. Who is it ?
299
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,494
Where ?
300
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,997
I'm on my way
301
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,000
What happened ?
302
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,795
Nothing happened
303
00:20:55,796 --> 00:21:01,300
Nothing ? You're still in shock
after seeing Elisa
304
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,135
No, I was happy to see her
305
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,595
But I'm a priest now
306
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,722
Because of her
307
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,015
That's not true !
308
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,767
Antonio, I got a calling
309
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,270
Maybe it was a wrong number
310
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,231
I have consecrated my life to God
311
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:20,152
I don't think about Elisa
the way you think I think about her
312
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:20,820
- I don't think anything
313
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:24,031
- Yes, you do. I know you do
314
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:28,452
I don't feel desire
towards Elisa anymore
315
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,372
No urges.
No !
316
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:36,294
But when she left,
you washed yourself with holy water
317
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,130
I did ?
Yes
318
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,589
Yes, I told you !
319
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,550
The priest is Lorenzo
320
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,802
Lorenzo ? Your ex ?
321
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:50,516
He can't marry us, it would be like
in "The Thornbirds"
322
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,728
You split up ages ago
323
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:55,313
- You left him
324
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,649
- So ? I feel awkward
325
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,319
- Have you told Corrado ?
326
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:02,987
- No
327
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,281
Should I ?
328
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:11,620
Sorry, I don't understand
why you don't like Don Lorenzo
329
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,332
It's not him, it's the church...
330
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,460
But it's perfect, it's the right size
331
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:22,131
If any extra guests arrive,
like my cousins from Sicily
332
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:25,384
there'll be room for them too
333
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,845
Remember that church in Trastevere ?
334
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,889
- With the priest that was...
335
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,474
- From Puglia ?
336
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:36,771
The one who spoke
with that funny Southern accent
337
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,732
Listen, it's our wedding
not a variety show
338
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,360
Don't fight before your wedding day
339
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,321
We might die before then !
340
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,740
Did you put dynamite
in this sauce ?
341
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,325
- It's Malaysian black pepper
342
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:52,453
- Right. I thought it was hot
343
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,914
How about some dessert ?
344
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,499
I'm off to work soon
345
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,626
- Are you coming, honey bun ?
346
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,920
- I'm afraid I can't
347
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,756
I don't have my car so...
348
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:08,719
You said you were late because
you couldn't find a parking space
349
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,721
Did I ?
350
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:16,811
That's right, I drove home
and then I came on foot
351
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:17,895
- Don't you live across town ?
352
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:22,066
- On foot... it's slang for "by taxi"
353
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:28,739
Today Jacques is taking the Germans
on the bateau-mouche
354
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:32,118
Sophie's taking the Italians
to the Louvre
355
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,369
Make sure they don't steal anything
356
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,704
And Marc, you're doing
357
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:39,291
the Pre-Lachaise cemetery tour
358
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,669
See you back here tonight
359
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,004
The cemetery...
360
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,798
how exciting !
361
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,885
What has Giulia decided ?
362
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:52,430
It's a good opportunity for her
363
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:56,642
She's saying goodbye to her folks
on Friday and then...
364
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,269
she's off to Middle Earth
365
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,439
- So have you two split up ?
366
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,898
- No, why ?
367
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:07,570
Well, Paris...
368
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:08,946
Wellington
369
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,239
A hour flight
370
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,575
A hour time difference
371
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,703
You'll leave on a Friday,
get there on Sunday
372
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,621
No sex, you'll be toojet-lagged
373
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:22,168
Then you fly back and beat
the world record forjet lag
374
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,878
Great !
375
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:27,590
Not to mention the horny Maoris !
376
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,604
Quite
377
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,780
Kato...
378
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,284
Kato, come here !
379
00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:59,288
Kato
380
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,081
Here, kitty !
381
00:25:04,544 --> 00:25:05,961
Good kitty
382
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,888
- Hello ?
383
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:18,516
- How was dinner, honey bee ?
384
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,059
Was it hot ?
385
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,936
Yes, it was...
386
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:23,562
That's Malaysian pepper for you
387
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,356
Elisa loves it
388
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:28,859
I told you to stay away from Monique
389
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,362
But nothing happened
390
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,863
it wasjust dinner with friends...
391
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:36,325
I don't care. Stay out of her life
392
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:37,451
- Is that clear ?
393
00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:40,079
- Yes, it is
394
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,082
Don't burn the milk, you idiot
395
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,504
Thanks
396
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:13,821
Michela was the prettiest girl
at the university
397
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,493
When I first met her,
she was kissing my boyfriend...
398
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:24,873
whom she ended up marrying
a few years later
399
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,501
I took an instant dislike to her
400
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:31,338
But that only lasted a week
401
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,425
Because...
402
00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:38,012
you couldn't help but love Michela
403
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:46,437
Through all these years
she's always been my best friend
404
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,024
That's life
405
00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:53,611
Men come and go...
406
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:58,699
but your friends never dump you
407
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:04,455
That is why I feel so angry today
408
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,708
Because it's not fair
409
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:09,877
Not fair
410
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:17,092
We had planned to go to Ireland
together this summer
411
00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:23,015
No husbands, no kids
412
00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:28,937
It's something we always
had wanted to do
413
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:32,441
Maybe this time we were going to go
414
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,110
I'm sorry
415
00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:52,169
- Have you finished ?
416
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,671
- Almost finished
417
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:57,257
We have masses of stuff to carry
418
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,301
We'll make two trips
419
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,053
you said " just a few bits"
420
00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:24,368
Dad, why won't you stay here with us ?
421
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,994
Darling, we have talked about this
422
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:27,579
I'm closer to work
423
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,748
And my house is bigger
424
00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:32,084
We'll be fine, you'll see
425
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:52,813
I know it's a difficult question,
but if one day your parents
426
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:57,151
were to live in different houses
427
00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,361
who would you choose to live with ?
428
00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:01,155
Neither of them
429
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:01,822
- Why's that ?
430
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:04,074
- They're both bad
431
00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:05,743
- Have you seen how vulgar they are ?
432
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,454
- Please, let them speak
433
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:13,751
Don't you like doing things
with one or the other ?
434
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,627
We never do anything with them
435
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:17,588
Don't say that
436
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:20,174
I bought you that TV tennis game
437
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:22,342
We spent all day playing with that
438
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:25,304
You played it with your friends
439
00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,597
And you did this to me
440
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,682
I was doing a back-hand shot
441
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,809
It was for the set, I couldn't lose
442
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:36,148
I took them for a nice long walk
just yesterday
443
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,733
- Where did you go ?
444
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,611
- To the beauty salon for three hours
445
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:45,407
Just for the basics, a facial peel,
some waxing, a massage...
446
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:47,284
then we had a lovely ice-cream !
447
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,577
- Big deal...
448
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:53,081
- So what would you like to do
with your parents ?
449
00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:55,751
Visit the Planetarium
450
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:58,170
- Go to see La Boheme
451
00:29:58,546 --> 00:29:59,463
- La Boheme ?
452
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:00,380
You see ?
453
00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:03,258
I told you they were weird
454
00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,344
They prefer La Boheme to Spiderman
455
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:08,472
Good, La Boheme is a masterpiece
456
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,183
Right, Brunori ? Do you know it ?
457
00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:13,811
I always get home late
458
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,104
What channel is it on ?
459
00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,731
Anyway, great choice
460
00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:19,817
It's one of my favourite operas
461
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:25,113
Tell these two that Mima is one
of the best characters ever invented
462
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:29,868
La Boheme is also an indicator
of women's social status in 1800
463
00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:36,333
You see what I mean ? They can't
be my kids, they're Nanni Moretti's
464
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:40,170
Children, I'll ask you again
465
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:43,090
Who would you rather live with ?
466
00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,930
Your Honour, we want to divorce them
467
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,473
- Is that possible ?
468
00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,267
- No
469
00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:55,227
But I sympathize with you
470
00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:00,691
Valentina, the gym can become
your bedroom
471
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,735
You can have my study,
I never use it anyway
472
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:05,737
Is it always such a mess ?
473
00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:09,199
A maid comes twice a week,
more if we need
474
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,367
- We do
475
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:13,662
- I'll prepare my specialty dish
476
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,206
Breaded veal cutlets and
mashed potatoes
477
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,292
I'm allergic to milk
478
00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:19,251
- Since when ?
479
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,752
- Since always
480
00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:22,087
- I'll make pasta carbonara
481
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,714
- I'm a vegetarian
482
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,965
- I'll just use cheese and pepper
483
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,426
- It's got milk in it
484
00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:28,927
- Can I ask you a favour ?
485
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:29,970
- Go ahead
486
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,680
Stop fussing
487
00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:33,974
It doesn't suit you
488
00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:38,353
- Is she always like that ?
489
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:40,564
- Only when she's upset
490
00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:14,306
That was great, Giulia.
Thank you
491
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,391
You come to the party tonight?
Sure
492
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,560
Sorry, the telephone...
493
00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:25,067
Darling ! Aren't you sleeping ?
494
00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:28,362
Oh, it's raining in Paris...
495
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:29,905
If it windy here ?
496
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,990
It sounds like it...
497
00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:33,909
It's the air conditioning
498
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:36,620
it's so hot in New Zealand
499
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:40,749
Listen, I've got a meeting
with the ambassador...
500
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,335
I'll call you later, okay ?
501
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,003
Bye
502
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,923
It was call from the Mom?
Yes
503
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:49,091
Yeah
504
00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:15,951
Why is it so complicated ?
505
00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:21,206
Next time we'll get an easier one,
with pieces
506
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,835
- Let's sleep, I have to be up early
507
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,378
- Wait
508
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,090
I need my fill of you
509
00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:32,300
Who knows when I'll see you again
510
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,594
Whenever you like
511
00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:38,265
Look, there are web cams,
instant messaging...
512
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:42,144
"She's so clingy ! "
513
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:45,022
Some things you just can't do
over the internet
514
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:48,442
Care for a dance ?
515
00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:50,944
I'd be glad
516
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,521
"Let's get married"
517
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,816
"Let's stay together"
518
00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:15,987
Remember that every divorce
begins with a wedding
519
00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:21,201
So many couples complain
afterjust one year of marriage
520
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:25,122
"Don Lorenzo, I've had enough ! "
521
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:28,125
"She won't let me watch the game"
522
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:33,171
"He won't let me watch the soaps"
523
00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:35,173
Is marriage about soap operas ?
524
00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:37,342
And then there's sex...
525
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:42,139
That damned sexual attraction
that fades away after a bit...
526
00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,683
That's when people start having doubts
527
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:48,353
Husbands stay up
watching porn on the internet
528
00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:52,858
Then they make up soccer games
to see their lovers
529
00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:58,196
And do you think their wives
will sit at home waiting for them ?
530
00:35:58,364 --> 00:36:00,115
Absolutely not !
531
00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:04,369
They'll say they're meeting a friend
but in fact they're seeing
532
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:09,291
a guy who's been telling his wife
that he's playing soccer
533
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,084
Even their wives have lovers !
534
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:13,378
Has any of you ever cheated ?
535
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,715
No-one ?
536
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,134
Are you sure ?
537
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:20,969
- Marco ?
538
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,096
- I wasjust a kid, at the seaside
539
00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:24,014
It doesn't matter where !
540
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,975
You still cheated !
541
00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:29,477
And you're not the only one
542
00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:31,980
But if you're sure you're in love...
543
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:35,525
- Are you sure ?
544
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:37,402
- Yes, I am
545
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:41,448
- And you, Elisa ?
546
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:41,990
- Yes !
547
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,034
Let her speak, I asked her
548
00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:52,000
We've been living together for 2 years
and nothing has happened yet
549
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,170
Never say never
550
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:56,504
- Let's hope not !
551
00:36:56,505 --> 00:37:02,302
- Have you ever declared eternal love
then retracted ?
552
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:05,347
Abandoning a poor soul in the street
553
00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:09,684
while they imagined
being with you forever
554
00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:16,608
With two children, a beach house,
a nice garden. And a dog !
555
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:17,692
But no !
556
00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:20,403
Out of the blue, with no warning
557
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,405
you just left...
558
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:25,367
Who has done something like that ?
559
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:30,664
Me. I have
560
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,166
You have, Elisa
561
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,379
And why ?
562
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:40,548
Because we were different
563
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,009
We kept arguing
564
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,304
And he was so immature
565
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:51,184
And did you ever tell him that ?
566
00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:51,851
No !
567
00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:55,188
Yes, I did. But he took no notice
568
00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:57,816
- Aha. He took no notice.
No
569
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,611
Did you worry you would hurt him ?
570
00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,238
Maybe he was...
571
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,115
really miserable
572
00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:08,576
I was really miserable too
573
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,418
Let's talk about children
574
00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:20,213
An incredible gift from God
575
00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:23,258
Ever changed a dirty diaper ?
576
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,514
What on earth did you do ?
577
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,850
In the name of good taste !
578
00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:34,978
That was a hideous gift
from your mother !
579
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,355
And you think you've got good taste ?
580
00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:39,858
Mr Blue Socks-Brown Tie
581
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:44,237
That wasjust a one-off !
582
00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,905
You'll pay for this
583
00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:48,199
You can't be that crazy !
584
00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:50,577
It has sentimental value
585
00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,412
My mother gave it to us
586
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:53,455
- It'sjoint property
587
00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:56,541
- We'll divide it then
588
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:00,837
You're crazy !
589
00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:03,173
You need a shrink
590
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,632
- You need shock therapy !
591
00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:06,426
- Dad, mom !
592
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:08,428
- Honey
593
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,722
- Sweetie pie, you're back early
594
00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:14,434
I'm glad you came to see us
before leaving...
595
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:17,354
because your father and l...
596
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:22,484
wanted to tell you
how proud we are of you. Right ?
597
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:25,111
"Our little girl !
She's so grown up
598
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:28,448
She's been to Paris
and she brought us this...
599
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:32,243
and now she's off to New Zealand ! "
600
00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:35,622
if there's a New Zealand
601
00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:41,252
is there an old Zealand too ?
602
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:42,670
Andrea told me everything
603
00:39:42,838 --> 00:39:46,007
What's going on ?
604
00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:51,638
Your father and I are considering
spending some time apart
605
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,431
No, you're considering it
606
00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:55,308
I have already made my decision
607
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,519
Is this my goodbye present ?
608
00:39:57,686 --> 00:40:00,980
But why can't we meet at my place ?
609
00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:03,233
We always do
610
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,904
"Marriage kills passion"
611
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,114
- I'll come over then
612
00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:11,658
- No ! That's boring
613
00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,993
Let's do something more exciting
614
00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:15,620
let's meet...
615
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:18,540
outside Rome, on the Via Tiberina
616
00:40:18,707 --> 00:40:22,168
Wait for me by the fifth kilometer
617
00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:24,838
- On the Via Tiberina ?
You're nuts !
618
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:27,006
- Come on, it'll be fun !
619
00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:31,428
Pretend you're a hooker
and I'm your client
620
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,474
Good idea, I like that !
621
00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:53,533
How much, babe ?
622
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,910
- 700 euros
623
00:40:56,078 --> 00:41:00,081
- You want me to pay your taxes too ?
624
00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:11,593
- Where are you ?
625
00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:13,678
- There's traffic
626
00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:15,472
- It's raining...
627
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,140
- Really ?
628
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:18,558
- I'll just be two minutes
629
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:21,811
- Hurry up, or I'll drop my prices
630
00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:27,692
- It feels like it's been ages !
631
00:41:27,693 --> 00:41:28,568
- It's not been that long
632
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:33,531
Go easy ! And no love bites please
633
00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:36,284
You're driving me wild !
634
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:38,411
- What are you waiting for ?
635
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,622
- I'm as wild as a beast !
636
00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:47,629
Yes ! Yes !
637
00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:49,172
- What's that ?
638
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:50,298
- The police
639
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,675
Hell ! They're everywhere !
640
00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:54,552
Hide
641
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:55,595
- Lie down
642
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:57,347
- Okay, relax
643
00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:01,059
We'll tell them that we're lovers
and that I'm not a hooker
644
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,144
- You don't get it, he'll kill me
645
00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:04,604
- Oh, stop !
646
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:07,815
Lock the doors
647
00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:09,651
Oh, God !
648
00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:12,779
- Come on, open up !
649
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,697
- Better not
650
00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:16,533
- Paolo, open up
651
00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:18,618
- Carabinieri, open up
652
00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:20,203
- Paolo !
653
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:21,621
Carabinieri !
654
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:27,544
Hurrah for the Carabinieri !
655
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:12,088
Thanks
656
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,548
Hi.
Hi
657
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,133
Giulia, right?
658
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,301
Mrs. Gipsome
659
00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:17,969
Welcome to Newzeland
660
00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:19,846
Let me show you the house
661
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,677
Honey, are you on your way ?
662
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:41,386
- Where ?
663
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:44,514
- What ? You invited me to lunch
664
00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:46,641
Sorry, I'm at work
665
00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:47,892
Can't talk right now
666
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:52,689
The boss had an accident
I'll call you later
667
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:55,191
Sorry, that was a girl I'm seeing
668
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:56,609
She's a bit clingy
669
00:44:56,777 --> 00:44:58,194
- How many girls are you seeing ?
670
00:44:58,195 --> 00:45:00,863
- About five or six
671
00:45:01,031 --> 00:45:02,031
Plus a few students, obviously
672
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:02,990
Where were we ?
673
00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:05,118
Michela...
674
00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:07,578
She died to spite me
675
00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:09,247
- I don't think she did it on purpose
676
00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:10,790
- Of course not
677
00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:13,084
But now that the kids are with me
678
00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:15,753
no more sex, drugs and rock'n'roll...
679
00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,213
- My life is over
680
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,382
- Mine'sjust started
681
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:22,969
I have started divorce proceedings
682
00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,512
I'm speeding things up
683
00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:27,515
The process server is
a friend of mine
684
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:29,809
Make the most of it, life gets better
after the divorce
685
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,520
Can we have the bill, please ?
686
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:34,397
Right away
687
00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:38,484
And could... Aunt Renata
and Aunt Lella...
688
00:45:38,485 --> 00:45:39,652
sit next to your friends ?
689
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,530
No, they'll bore them to tears !
690
00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:44,699
- Well, where can these old bags sit ?
691
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:47,910
- With your folks
692
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:49,787
- They're related
693
00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,205
- They hate each other
694
00:45:51,206 --> 00:45:53,249
Really ?
695
00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:55,543
How about with your folks ?
696
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:56,794
- Are you kidding ?
697
00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:58,963
- They might get on...
698
00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:04,427
Can I be the one to decide who'll
sit next to my folks on that day ?
699
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:08,014
You've turned our wedding
into a table soccer match !
700
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:10,933
Don't worry. We'll discuss that later
701
00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:14,562
Here you are
702
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:17,148
43 euros exactly
703
00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:21,861
Sorry, we're planning the seating
arrangements for our wedding
704
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:24,238
Good luck
705
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:07,240
Dad ?
706
00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:09,742
- What are you doing ?
707
00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:12,411
- I haven't danced for 25 years !
708
00:47:12,579 --> 00:47:14,330
And you're planning to start now ?
709
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,754
Come on, everybody!
710
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:40,940
Giulia, dad is dancing
to "Sex Bomb" with my friends !
711
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,400
- Help me stop him or I'll kill him
712
00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:43,985
- How ?
713
00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:46,070
Get them to kiss and make up !
714
00:47:46,071 --> 00:47:47,613
I already have tried
715
00:47:47,781 --> 00:47:48,990
- I can't even mention his name
716
00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,908
- What shall I do ?
717
00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:52,326
Giulia
718
00:47:54,329 --> 00:47:56,289
I'll call you back
719
00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:58,374
I'll be sleeping...
720
00:48:00,335 --> 00:48:01,794
Sorry, that's my little brother
721
00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:02,837
You are saying?
722
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:05,006
The meeting will be held in two minutes
723
00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:05,965
Okay, I am on my way
724
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,466
By the way...
725
00:48:07,634 --> 00:48:09,468
Because you are new here
726
00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:12,847
If you need anything, at anytime
727
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:15,016
Don't hesitate to call me
728
00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:17,393
Right, thank you!
729
00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:20,479
Again ?
730
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,316
It's my boyfriend
731
00:48:24,109 --> 00:48:24,984
I'm off
732
00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:27,236
No, wait. I want to introduce you
733
00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:29,947
Hi, darling !
734
00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:31,741
Hello
735
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,493
Hey, you're not alone !
736
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:37,246
The one in the middle is my boyfriend
737
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,248
This is my colleague, John
738
00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:41,000
Hi, everyone
739
00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:43,628
Hi John
740
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:48,299
Darling, I have a meeting
741
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,593
I'll call you later. Kisses
742
00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,803
Kisses
743
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:56,807
You see ?
744
00:48:57,309 --> 00:49:01,103
- He's flirting with your ex
745
00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:03,439
- She's not my ex !
746
00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:09,695
And considering
the requests from both parties
747
00:49:09,863 --> 00:49:12,990
I feel the best solution
isjoint custody
748
00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:15,493
What you are now reading is the weekly
749
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:18,245
schedule you'll have to follow
750
00:49:18,246 --> 00:49:19,080
- A schedule ?
751
00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:20,289
- Is this a joke ?
752
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:21,999
This is impossible
753
00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:23,876
I can't do this
754
00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:27,922
I can't take my daughter
to drama classes twice a week !
755
00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:29,799
Please have mercy, I hate plays
756
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,134
I always fall asleep !
757
00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:37,556
I can't go to exhibitions, zoos
and planetariums each week
758
00:49:37,557 --> 00:49:38,724
- What's a planetarium ?
759
00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:41,978
- I can't have them every Sunday
760
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:47,400
Next week I have a congress
about artificial nails
761
00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:49,276
- You'll have to miss it
762
00:49:49,277 --> 00:49:52,863
- Attorney, this is an abuse of power
763
00:49:52,864 --> 00:49:53,864
No, it is not
764
00:49:54,032 --> 00:49:55,992
This isjust some advice
765
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:57,159
- It's blackmail
766
00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:59,203
- Whatever...
767
00:49:59,204 --> 00:50:01,288
If you don't stick to this schedule
768
00:50:01,289 --> 00:50:04,208
Alice and Leonardo will call me
769
00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:07,712
and I'll retaliate
770
00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:10,506
Meaning ?
771
00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:16,345
Perhaps the tax man would like
to visit your fashion house
772
00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:20,933
When these people start looking,
they always manage to find something
773
00:50:20,934 --> 00:50:23,602
And wouldn't it be dreadful
774
00:50:23,603 --> 00:50:28,232
if your SUV got towed away each morning
775
00:50:28,233 --> 00:50:29,984
- You drive a SUV, right ?
776
00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:33,654
- It's more like a mobile home
777
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,866
- You look like a SUV driver
778
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,117
- Thanks
779
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:40,870
And what if the Carabinieri...
780
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,246
- We understand
781
00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:43,956
- Great
782
00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:47,960
- Hi, darling
783
00:50:47,961 --> 00:50:49,462
- You're back early
784
00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,047
Of course
785
00:50:51,256 --> 00:50:54,341
They drove me mad
so I failed all of them
786
00:50:54,634 --> 00:50:56,552
A woman called Roberta called
787
00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:58,512
She told me you never call her
788
00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,973
Okay. Did you make some tea ?
789
00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:04,268
I tried, but I don't think this is tea
790
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,020
- This tea ?
791
00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:08,272
- Dad, do you smokejoints ?
792
00:51:08,273 --> 00:51:08,814
- Me ?
793
00:51:08,982 --> 00:51:09,982
- You're fifty
794
00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:12,276
No... actually I'm 49
795
00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:17,156
This must belong to
the Filipino maid. I knew it !
796
00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:18,616
- Where's Valentina ?
797
00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:20,659
- Upstairs with Giampi
798
00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:21,535
- Who's he ?
799
00:51:21,703 --> 00:51:23,871
- A classmate
800
00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:28,417
Is he staying for dinner ?
I don't know
801
00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:29,960
Let's ask him
802
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,422
Vale, sorry...
803
00:51:34,257 --> 00:51:35,549
- Valentina !
804
00:51:35,717 --> 00:51:36,759
- Dad !
805
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:39,136
- Shouldn't you be knocking first ?
806
00:51:39,137 --> 00:51:40,805
- Good evening
807
00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:42,681
- What are you doing ?
808
00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:43,724
- Guess !
809
00:51:43,725 --> 00:51:44,475
- Here ?
810
00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:47,394
- Or I could borrow your car
811
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:49,605
Some privacy please !
812
00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:51,565
Privacy?
813
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:53,192
- Mom allowed me some privacy
814
00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:55,277
- Your mom did...
815
00:51:56,696 --> 00:52:00,366
Giampi, will you be
staying for dinner...
816
00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:04,537
.. after ?
No, I always get sleepy afterwards
817
00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:06,831
Great
818
00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,000
Please excuse me
819
00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:21,929
Streams of words
820
00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:25,015
divide us
821
00:52:25,016 --> 00:52:29,520
One day
822
00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:32,398
They'll sweep us away
823
00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:37,778
I'll give you my heart
824
00:52:37,946 --> 00:52:42,449
if you want me to
825
00:52:42,909 --> 00:52:48,581
Now speak to it, if you can
826
00:52:52,961 --> 00:52:53,502
- Brilliant
827
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:54,795
- I don't believe it !
828
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:57,965
We drove 250 kilometers
to reach Pescara
829
00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:02,219
and see Jalisse in concert ?
830
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:03,846
Tell me you'rejoking !
831
00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:07,933
Jalisse are a part of
Italian music history
832
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:09,018
- Jalisse ?
833
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,895
- Yes. Just listen to them !
834
00:53:11,062 --> 00:53:13,814
Look at the crowd's reaction...
835
00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:18,402
I hope no-one recognizes me
836
00:53:18,403 --> 00:53:21,113
Or my career as a DJ will be over !
837
00:53:21,281 --> 00:53:24,992
Streams of words...
838
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:29,705
Paolo, tell me the truth
839
00:53:29,998 --> 00:53:30,873
What's wrong ?
840
00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:33,375
We never stay in Rome
841
00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:36,337
we live like nomads !
842
00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:41,759
It'sjust that Rome, in terms
of culture and music...
843
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,094
and even in terms of gastronomy...
844
00:53:44,095 --> 00:53:45,054
is dead !
845
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,806
You can't compare it to Pescara...
846
00:53:47,974 --> 00:53:49,433
Paolo!
847
00:53:50,268 --> 00:53:51,560
Yes...
848
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,687
I know...
849
00:53:54,272 --> 00:53:56,065
there's one problem
850
00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:58,234
The problem is...
851
00:53:59,861 --> 00:54:03,364
they don't make Caipirinha
with Cachala here
852
00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:04,365
I'm surprised
853
00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:07,534
Let's have some rum then...
854
00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:08,994
Monique
855
00:54:09,162 --> 00:54:10,704
David
856
00:54:10,705 --> 00:54:11,497
- What a shocker !
857
00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:12,915
- How come you are here ?
858
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,792
- I'm a big fan of Jalisse
859
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,626
- You too ?
860
00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:16,794
- Yes
861
00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,921
- I'm outnumbered
862
00:54:20,006 --> 00:54:21,423
- Who is he ?
863
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,926
- I'm sorry, this is Paolo
864
00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:26,553
This is Davide, my ex
865
00:54:26,721 --> 00:54:29,974
But don't worry,
we'rejust great friends now
866
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,101
- Are you alone ?
Yes
867
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:33,018
- Join us
868
00:54:33,019 --> 00:54:34,478
- I don't want to impose
869
00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:36,730
- Maybe he wants to take a walk...
870
00:54:36,898 --> 00:54:39,024
- If you really insist, okay
871
00:54:42,862 --> 00:54:44,113
Here we are
872
00:54:50,161 --> 00:54:51,495
Brilliant !
873
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,753
You see ? I don't know what to do
874
00:54:59,754 --> 00:55:01,130
How did you deal with your kids ?
875
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,882
Don't know !
Just follow your instincts !
876
00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:06,635
Give them freedom
877
00:55:06,803 --> 00:55:08,137
- More freedom than this ?
878
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,930
- I have enough problems
879
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:11,515
- And you're the shrink !
880
00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:13,892
- Yes, in theory
881
00:55:13,893 --> 00:55:16,562
Their mom was a natural. I'm not
882
00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:17,896
- Dad ?
883
00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:18,939
- Hold on. Yes ?
884
00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:20,649
- Got a condom ?
885
00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:21,483
- What ?
886
00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:22,985
A condom
887
00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:25,237
- This has gone too far !
888
00:55:25,238 --> 00:55:26,697
- Yes or no ?
889
00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:28,574
- You can't ask me...
890
00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:30,326
- Forget it, we'll do without
891
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:31,910
No, wait !
892
00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:33,704
I might have one
893
00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:36,290
In your wallet ?
894
00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:39,585
For emergencies
895
00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:42,379
They're delay condoms
896
00:55:42,839 --> 00:55:44,298
Even better !
897
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,135
Thanks !
898
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,015
See what I mean ?
899
00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:56,685
- What's so funny ?
900
00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:59,563
- Delay condoms ?
901
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:03,108
You idiot !
902
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:47,486
Holy cow !
903
00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:52,783
Kato !
904
00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:55,160
You want to become a stray ?
905
00:56:55,161 --> 00:56:56,870
Where are you ?
906
00:56:57,247 --> 00:57:02,126
Kato, where are you ?
907
00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:06,380
Come here. You gave me a fright
908
00:57:06,881 --> 00:57:11,009
Let's go and sit on the sofa
909
00:57:13,304 --> 00:57:15,013
- What are you doing here ?
910
00:57:15,181 --> 00:57:17,307
- I can't sleep
911
00:57:17,725 --> 00:57:19,017
- Fancy some herbal tea ?
912
00:57:19,185 --> 00:57:20,477
- No, thanks
913
00:57:20,645 --> 00:57:22,020
Come here
914
00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:33,574
Come on !
915
00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:43,792
The thought of someone like you
making love to Monique
916
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,502
disgusts me
917
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,129
That won't happen
918
00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:51,592
It used to, but it was a mistake
and I didn't enjoy it
919
00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:56,430
Since I met you,
I have not laid one finger on her
920
00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:58,432
I love her
921
00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:00,642
- I would do anything for her
922
00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:02,853
- That's really nice of you
923
00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:04,438
Really
924
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:09,818
I knew you were a sensitive guy,
almost an introvert
925
00:58:09,819 --> 00:58:11,653
- Yes. Get your phone
926
00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:13,238
- Okay
927
00:58:13,948 --> 00:58:15,616
Here
928
00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:18,368
Call her and dump her
929
00:58:18,369 --> 00:58:21,538
Me ? I've never left a woman before
930
00:58:21,706 --> 00:58:22,789
I really don't know how to
931
00:58:22,790 --> 00:58:24,458
Just improvise
932
00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:33,342
The person you are calling
is currently unavailable
933
00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:35,886
Her phone's off. She's sleeping
934
00:58:36,804 --> 00:58:38,597
What now ?
935
00:58:39,557 --> 00:58:41,642
I'll send her a text message...
936
00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:45,145
You have 24 hours
937
00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:56,907
Let's play a game
938
00:58:56,908 --> 00:58:58,242
What can you see ?
939
00:58:58,409 --> 00:59:00,494
Honey, I'm still at the office
940
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,538
Please, I can't
941
00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:06,124
There's a prize if you guess
942
00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:11,797
Your tummy ?
943
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,257
- Wrong
944
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:15,175
- Your foot ?
945
00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:17,010
Oh, I can see some cellulite
946
00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:18,220
Your butt ?
947
00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:20,389
No way !
948
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:23,183
My inner thigh. And now ?
949
00:59:23,184 --> 00:59:26,436
Let's do this later...
950
00:59:29,607 --> 00:59:31,066
- Give me a clue
951
00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:33,235
- A hot zone !
952
00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:34,987
- How hot ?
953
00:59:35,154 --> 00:59:36,863
- Very hot !
954
00:59:39,867 --> 00:59:41,577
That's a...
955
00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,537
A nipple !
956
00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:45,122
- Hello, Mr Giresse
957
00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:47,916
you're not paid tojerk off on the net !
958
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:52,838
No, it'sjust that I miss my girlfriend
959
00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:54,715
Sorry
960
00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,508
But you were young once too, right ?
961
00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:59,386
Never during working hours !
962
01:00:05,977 --> 01:00:10,856
Slow down ! Or the organ player
will need to switch to rock !
963
01:00:11,024 --> 01:00:13,358
You need to walk slower
964
01:00:14,235 --> 01:00:16,903
- Let's try this again
965
01:00:17,071 --> 01:00:18,196
- Okay
966
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:21,825
It's like a stroll
967
01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:25,996
You have to look left
and right and smile
968
01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:26,830
- They'll all be herejust for you
969
01:00:26,831 --> 01:00:29,333
- Okay, zoom in !
970
01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:30,042
- Come on !
971
01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:32,336
- You're like the queen
972
01:00:32,503 --> 01:00:35,130
I take her from here, right ?
973
01:00:35,131 --> 01:00:36,048
- Yes
974
01:00:36,215 --> 01:00:37,883
- Excuse me
975
01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:39,676
Hello ?
976
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,429
Hi, auntie. Go ahead
977
01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:45,390
That's Aunt Nazarena, the rich one !
978
01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:47,184
You can come ?
979
01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:48,310
Great !
980
01:00:48,311 --> 01:00:50,354
Listen, the wedding list...
981
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:53,190
Are you having a hen party ?
982
01:00:53,358 --> 01:00:55,567
I think Monique has already
planned something
983
01:00:55,735 --> 01:00:57,861
I see. Don Lorenzo
984
01:00:57,862 --> 01:00:58,904
Monique's a saucy minx !
985
01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:01,490
- Hey !
- This is a church !
986
01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:05,661
Sorry, but Corrado told me that
you were open-minded
987
01:01:05,828 --> 01:01:08,330
- I am, but I'm still a priest
988
01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:09,915
- I apologize
989
01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:13,627
Have you planned a raunchy stag night ?
990
01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:15,796
No way !
991
01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:19,508
We'll just battle it out
on the football pitch
992
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:23,845
Shall we rehearse the vows now ?
993
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:25,555
- Corrado ?
994
01:01:25,723 --> 01:01:27,015
- Please, not a fridge !
995
01:01:27,016 --> 01:01:28,100
- Corrado !
996
01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:30,560
- I'm trying to get a plasma TV !
997
01:01:30,728 --> 01:01:31,353
- Hello ?
998
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,855
- Practice with him for now
999
01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:35,732
Is that allowed ?
1000
01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:39,069
Yes... all right
1001
01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:41,655
Okay. Ready ?
1002
01:01:42,407 --> 01:01:44,032
Action !
1003
01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:48,829
I, Elisa, take you...
1004
01:01:50,289 --> 01:01:52,040
Corrado...
1005
01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,835
as my husband
1006
01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:58,922
In the name of Our Lord,
I promise to be faithful to you
1007
01:01:59,173 --> 01:02:01,550
in good times and in bad
1008
01:02:02,343 --> 01:02:04,386
in sickness and in health
1009
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:08,932
to love and to honour you...
1010
01:02:10,184 --> 01:02:12,144
till death us do part
1011
01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:21,945
Don Lorenzo ?
1012
01:02:23,364 --> 01:02:24,823
- Don Lorenzo !
Yes ?
1013
01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:25,699
- Could you...
1014
01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:27,784
- Yes, okay
1015
01:02:29,787 --> 01:02:32,789
I, Corrado, take you...
1016
01:02:32,957 --> 01:02:36,126
I have three deals for plasma TVs !
1017
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:37,377
- Did I miss out on something ?
1018
01:02:37,545 --> 01:02:39,713
- No, it's your turn
1019
01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:40,756
Perfect
1020
01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:42,466
You see, sometimes...
1021
01:02:42,467 --> 01:02:46,219
the obstacles you are presented with
seem difficult to overcome
1022
01:02:46,387 --> 01:02:50,182
and so a marriage
may appear to be rocky
1023
01:02:50,349 --> 01:02:52,309
Luisa, please !
Don't lecture me !
1024
01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:54,561
Let's get this over with !
1025
01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:58,607
I have a hearing in 45 minutes !
1026
01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:02,319
All right. Is there anything
you wish to state ?
1027
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,154
- No.
- Yes
1028
01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:07,991
My client accuses her husband
of mental cruelty
1029
01:03:07,992 --> 01:03:10,243
We'd like
a psychological evaluation
1030
01:03:10,411 --> 01:03:11,870
Mental cruelty ?
1031
01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:15,123
You think I'm barmy ?
1032
01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:16,875
You're committing a mistake !
1033
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:18,919
You won't get a cent !
1034
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,170
- I don't care if you starve !
1035
01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:21,213
- Silence !
1036
01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:24,007
Your wife has the right to...
1037
01:03:24,008 --> 01:03:26,176
Are you siding with her ?
1038
01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:31,723
Female solidarity, that's what
the three of you are up to !
1039
01:03:31,724 --> 01:03:34,434
You're saying
I'm not being impartial ?
1040
01:03:34,435 --> 01:03:38,355
You have hated men ever since
your husband dumped you !
1041
01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:42,150
Everyone knows that,
but you can't take it out on me
1042
01:03:42,318 --> 01:03:43,860
I won't allow it !
1043
01:03:44,028 --> 01:03:46,029
I want a differentjudge !
1044
01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:49,658
Stop this,
or I'll have you removed !
1045
01:03:50,034 --> 01:03:51,243
- Go ahead, attorney
1046
01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:52,369
- Thanks
1047
01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:56,456
My client also requests
a medical examination
1048
01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:59,835
to confirm that her husband
suffers from erectile dysfunction
1049
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,086
Impotence !
1050
01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:04,005
Oh, no ! This is too much !
1051
01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:06,675
What are trying to prove ?
1052
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,554
That you can't get that thing up !
1053
01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:14,057
What on earth are you saying ?
1054
01:04:14,058 --> 01:04:17,269
Brunori, stop taking notes
1055
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:20,564
I'm not impotent at all !
1056
01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:22,607
And you know that !
1057
01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:28,029
- What the hell did you say ?
1058
01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:29,948
- No, we're friends...
1059
01:04:29,949 --> 01:04:32,075
Friends my ass !
1060
01:04:32,493 --> 01:04:35,036
You're crazy ! You're crazy !
1061
01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:38,290
You'll be doing 20 years
for attempted murder !
1062
01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:41,501
Go for , I will succeed in the end !
1063
01:04:41,502 --> 01:04:47,048
You think that I will start apologizing
and agree to all of your requests ?
1064
01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:49,050
Like hell I will !
1065
01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:51,803
Let me go, please !
1066
01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:53,513
This is bad enough
1067
01:04:53,681 --> 01:04:55,098
It's him
1068
01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:00,061
Your Honour, hello ! Are you okay ?
1069
01:05:00,229 --> 01:05:02,480
- Yes.
- We were looking for you !
1070
01:05:02,481 --> 01:05:03,690
Oh, hello
1071
01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:06,276
I really can't help you today
1072
01:05:06,277 --> 01:05:08,778
- But we wanted to thank you !
1073
01:05:08,946 --> 01:05:09,487
- For what ?
1074
01:05:09,655 --> 01:05:14,200
For making us spend more time with
our kids, it was helpful
1075
01:05:14,368 --> 01:05:17,787
La Boheme isn't half as bad,
a bit of a drag though
1076
01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:20,457
The tenor woke us up
1077
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,208
But we have even better news !
1078
01:05:22,209 --> 01:05:23,335
- You know what it is ?
1079
01:05:23,502 --> 01:05:24,127
- No
1080
01:05:24,128 --> 01:05:26,421
We still love each other
1081
01:05:26,422 --> 01:05:29,090
we don't want a divorce after all !
1082
01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:31,176
Isn't that great ?
1083
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,929
I think that's bullshit
1084
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:36,056
that's what I think !
1085
01:05:36,057 --> 01:05:37,682
- What ? You always said...
1086
01:05:37,683 --> 01:05:39,309
- A load of bullshit !
1087
01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:43,146
Getting married...
is the biggest mistake
1088
01:05:43,314 --> 01:05:45,482
anyone can make !
1089
01:05:45,483 --> 01:05:48,735
He'll just make you suffer !
1090
01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:53,448
You'll look at her one day
and you'll ask yourself...
1091
01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:54,866
why ?
1092
01:05:55,034 --> 01:06:05,585
Why ?
1093
01:06:06,253 --> 01:06:09,589
Why?
1094
01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:29,401
Honey, I'm glad you made it
to John's birthday party !
1095
01:06:29,568 --> 01:06:33,363
Well, let'sjust say I did my best
1096
01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:35,949
We held it here, it's roomier
1097
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:38,493
You'll meet my colleagues
1098
01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:41,121
Do you have a good view ?
1099
01:06:41,288 --> 01:06:42,622
Thanks, honey
1100
01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:46,793
Hi Mike, open to the party
1101
01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:48,962
Hi John, happy birthday
1102
01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:50,130
Thanks
1103
01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:51,840
Would you like to dance?
1104
01:07:12,361 --> 01:07:13,862
I can't stand this!
1105
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:16,072
The occasional glitch is normal
1106
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:18,324
I'm a bit stressed
1107
01:07:18,325 --> 01:07:22,954
Occasional ? We haven't had a screw
for a month. I give up !
1108
01:07:22,955 --> 01:07:25,248
You keep making excuses !
1109
01:07:25,249 --> 01:07:28,126
I went along with your stupid ideas
1110
01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:30,170
I even acted like a hooker !
1111
01:07:30,337 --> 01:07:33,214
I even came along to see Jalisse !
1112
01:07:33,215 --> 01:07:34,257
I've had it
1113
01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:38,219
We have the whole weekend ahead,
it must be my blood pressure
1114
01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:42,182
Maybe it's a burst blood vessel,
I'm sure it'sjust temporary
1115
01:07:42,183 --> 01:07:43,266
Temporary ?
1116
01:07:43,267 --> 01:07:46,144
No, this is final. Bye !
1117
01:07:46,312 --> 01:07:49,981
No, wait !
1118
01:07:49,982 --> 01:07:55,528
You have taken me to a motel
in Basilicata !
1119
01:07:56,614 --> 01:08:02,160
Basilicata's beautiful for its history
and the stones of Matera !
1120
01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:04,370
- But it's 500 km away from Rome !
1121
01:08:04,371 --> 01:08:06,289
- I know, but that's not my fault !
1122
01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:07,999
It's your ex's fault
1123
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,167
Let me explain
1124
01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:11,544
It's enough!
1125
01:08:11,545 --> 01:08:14,464
I don't want hear those excuses!
1126
01:08:14,673 --> 01:08:16,925
He keeps threatening me
1127
01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:19,844
- If I don't leave you, I'm dead !
1128
01:08:20,012 --> 01:08:23,098
- I know what we'll do...
I'll dump you, so you'll be safe
1129
01:08:23,265 --> 01:08:24,474
Okay ?
1130
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:25,767
No, that's not okay...
1131
01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:32,232
Monique...
1132
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:37,904
- Do you have your keys ?
1133
01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:39,405
- Listen...
1134
01:08:39,406 --> 01:08:41,116
- How about some pasta ?
1135
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:43,618
- No, thanks. We're going out
1136
01:08:43,619 --> 01:08:45,245
- Maybe tomorrow
1137
01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:46,496
- Count me in !
1138
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:48,248
Okay, thanks. Bye
1139
01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:49,749
Bye, Andrea
1140
01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:51,584
- Are you eating here tonight ?
1141
01:08:51,585 --> 01:08:53,586
- No, I'm off to mom's
1142
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,046
- I have to fix a leaking tap
1143
01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:57,465
- It's been doing that for years
1144
01:08:57,633 --> 01:08:59,217
- My tools are in the cupboard
1145
01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:01,594
- Dad, I know...
1146
01:09:01,595 --> 01:09:05,682
- I used to live there too.
- I know
1147
01:09:06,433 --> 01:09:08,810
- Don't come back late !
- Okay
1148
01:09:16,193 --> 01:09:17,485
Time for pasta
1149
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,493
What a surprise !
1150
01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:29,247
This advice might come in handy
for the rest of your life
1151
01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:32,876
First of all : don't ever tell a woman
you love her if you don't mean it
1152
01:09:33,043 --> 01:09:38,590
Second: if you only call a woman
just to screw her
1153
01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:41,009
you should be a sex god
and you're definitely not
1154
01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:44,762
Third: you're a crap shrink
1155
01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:46,389
Where did you get your degree ?
1156
01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:47,182
- May I, sweetheart ?
1157
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,350
No. Fourth : fuck off
1158
01:09:57,359 --> 01:09:58,610
She's crazy
1159
01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:00,862
I've been treating her for years
1160
01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:04,282
But she's right. You should only say
"l love you" if it's true
1161
01:10:04,283 --> 01:10:06,159
I never said it !
1162
01:10:06,368 --> 01:10:08,453
Maybe once, without thinking
1163
01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:10,663
It can happen...
1164
01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:13,958
I know why you're being like this
1165
01:10:14,126 --> 01:10:17,212
You think badly of me
because goodness knows
1166
01:10:17,379 --> 01:10:18,755
what your mom told you !
1167
01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:22,967
Dad, mom always said nice things
about you
1168
01:10:22,968 --> 01:10:24,844
Always
1169
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:27,764
Really ?
1170
01:10:41,362 --> 01:10:43,988
Ever been in a situation like this ?
1171
01:10:44,281 --> 01:10:45,949
I mean...
1172
01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:49,369
those rumours about Mary Magdalene
1173
01:10:49,536 --> 01:10:50,870
and you...
1174
01:10:50,871 --> 01:10:53,706
were theyjust rumours or...
1175
01:10:53,707 --> 01:10:56,251
You know, did you...
1176
01:10:56,418 --> 01:10:59,587
No, I wasjust asking because...
1177
01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:02,757
if they were true
1178
01:11:02,758 --> 01:11:05,051
I'd understand. Therefore
1179
01:11:05,052 --> 01:11:07,011
you would be able to understand me
1180
01:11:07,012 --> 01:11:10,765
Jesus ! Can I be upfront with you ?
1181
01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:12,141
- I'm going nuts !
1182
01:11:12,309 --> 01:11:13,601
- Too right you are !
1183
01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:14,811
- You're talking to the wall
1184
01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:16,354
- And you are listening !
1185
01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:18,022
- I was talking to...
1186
01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:19,941
- The boss
1187
01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:22,026
It's a private matter !
1188
01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:26,447
But if you have a problem
and you need someone to talk to...
1189
01:11:26,615 --> 01:11:27,699
- I'm done
1190
01:11:27,866 --> 01:11:28,783
- Hallelujah !
1191
01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:30,910
firstly: there's no problem
1192
01:11:30,911 --> 01:11:33,288
Secondly: I don't want to talk
1193
01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:35,164
Thirdly: we're not mates
1194
01:11:35,332 --> 01:11:39,210
We are, but I can't discuss
certain matters with you
1195
01:11:39,211 --> 01:11:43,631
We can't talk about the fact
that you still feel yearning...
1196
01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:44,674
for your ex ?
1197
01:11:44,675 --> 01:11:48,428
I have no urges,
and remember where you are
1198
01:11:48,595 --> 01:11:50,305
- I'm telling the truth
1199
01:11:50,472 --> 01:11:52,181
- No, you're not !
1200
01:11:52,182 --> 01:11:55,310
I'm just worried about Elisa
1201
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:58,313
What if Corrado's a jerk ?
1202
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:02,066
Have you forgotten where we are ?
1203
01:12:02,234 --> 01:12:03,693
Of course, sorry
1204
01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:06,029
You know what I meant
1205
01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:09,574
What if he's not the right man
for her ?
1206
01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:12,702
If that's the problem...
1207
01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:13,911
- We can find out
1208
01:12:14,079 --> 01:12:14,829
- How ?
1209
01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:17,790
Isn't he playing football tonight ?
1210
01:12:17,791 --> 01:12:20,043
let's verify that
1211
01:12:20,210 --> 01:12:23,004
I have a feeling it's a lie
1212
01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:44,692
What am I doing ?
1213
01:12:45,694 --> 01:12:47,362
- Look at these women.
Good evening
1214
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:48,571
- Good evening
1215
01:12:48,739 --> 01:12:50,239
- Can I take your coat ?
1216
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,368
My coat ?
Yes, thank you very much
1217
01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:56,120
- Thank you
1218
01:12:56,121 --> 01:12:57,663
- Good evening to you
1219
01:12:58,582 --> 01:13:00,124
Hands off
1220
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:11,636
Corrado ! Corrado !
1221
01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:13,554
A football match ?
1222
01:13:13,722 --> 01:13:15,556
It does look like a warm-up
1223
01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:19,227
Hi. What will you have ?
1224
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,896
A pair of...
1225
01:13:21,897 --> 01:13:24,023
I mean... a pearjuice !
1226
01:13:24,024 --> 01:13:26,567
- Okay.
Just a pearjuice. Sorry
1227
01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:35,284
- Here we are.
- Yes
1228
01:13:35,452 --> 01:13:36,994
This is our menu
1229
01:13:37,162 --> 01:13:39,580
Our dish of the day is Delice
1230
01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:41,082
She's Brazilian
1231
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:43,251
She's new, just got here
1232
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:44,544
A real delicacy !
1233
01:13:44,711 --> 01:13:46,629
Want to have a taste ?
1234
01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:49,006
You have a menu with the girls ?
1235
01:13:49,007 --> 01:13:50,174
They're not sandwiches !
1236
01:13:50,342 --> 01:13:54,429
Men can be worse than animals !
1237
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:58,391
Women would never do such a thing !
1238
01:13:58,559 --> 01:14:01,144
women are superior beings !
1239
01:14:02,354 --> 01:14:08,067
Give us a flash, give us a feel !
1240
01:14:11,238 --> 01:14:12,530
My God !
1241
01:14:15,159 --> 01:14:17,243
Go Elisa !
1242
01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:19,745
Come on, girls. I danced with him
1243
01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:24,417
If you wouldn't mind
not getting too close...
1244
01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:26,919
you'll cover me in oil
1245
01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:29,005
Get naked !
1246
01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:32,758
Stop being silly !
1247
01:14:32,926 --> 01:14:37,054
No, thanks. No, really.
I'm embarrassed
1248
01:14:37,055 --> 01:14:39,891
Enough. Can I get down now ?
1249
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:41,392
Come on, Elisa
1250
01:14:41,393 --> 01:14:44,103
It's time for your surprise !
1251
01:14:44,104 --> 01:14:46,147
What ?
1252
01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,074
Oh, God !
1253
01:15:07,711 --> 01:15:10,379
Make us proud. Come on !
1254
01:15:11,548 --> 01:15:13,049
Where is he going ?
1255
01:15:13,217 --> 01:15:14,675
Look after this for me
1256
01:15:14,843 --> 01:15:16,427
I'll be right back
1257
01:15:17,679 --> 01:15:19,680
So what will it be ?
1258
01:15:20,015 --> 01:15:21,974
No, actually, l...
1259
01:15:22,142 --> 01:15:24,268
We'll do anything you want us to
1260
01:15:24,436 --> 01:15:26,437
- Anything ?
1261
01:15:26,438 --> 01:15:28,231
- Absolutely
1262
01:15:29,650 --> 01:15:33,736
I'd appreciate it if you told my mates
that I drove you wild
1263
01:15:33,737 --> 01:15:36,697
That you had to stop me
1264
01:15:36,865 --> 01:15:38,950
- So, you don't want to do anything ?
1265
01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:41,118
- No, I'm sorry
1266
01:15:41,286 --> 01:15:41,827
Good man
1267
01:15:41,995 --> 01:15:45,248
Because every time I have cheated
on my girlfriend...
1268
01:15:45,415 --> 01:15:48,084
- He has cheated on her !
- .. I always felt so bad
1269
01:15:48,085 --> 01:15:50,920
Now we're getting married
and I couldn't !
1270
01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:53,464
Your friends won't get a refund
1271
01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:56,259
No problem
1272
01:15:56,260 --> 01:15:58,261
Just out of curiosity...
1273
01:15:59,471 --> 01:16:00,721
- How much did they pay you ?
1274
01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:02,056
- 500 euros
1275
01:16:02,057 --> 01:16:03,891
For the full service
1276
01:16:04,059 --> 01:16:05,560
front and back
1277
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,979
Well...
1278
01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:09,814
.. I'll get dressed
1279
01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:11,649
- Yes, do that
1280
01:16:11,858 --> 01:16:13,484
Yes
1281
01:16:14,194 --> 01:16:16,904
Wait, let's not be hasty
1282
01:16:17,072 --> 01:16:19,073
I was thinking...
1283
01:16:19,074 --> 01:16:22,785
There are people starving in
around the world
1284
01:16:22,786 --> 01:16:25,329
We can't waste 500 euros
1285
01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:27,832
Come here, let me give it to you !
1286
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,333
- Let me give it to you !
1287
01:16:29,334 --> 01:16:30,835
- "I couldn't"
1288
01:16:32,212 --> 01:16:36,048
Hi. You asked for a whipping ?
1289
01:16:36,341 --> 01:16:39,218
No, but thanks all the same
1290
01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:42,096
- What's your wedding night outfit ?
1291
01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:45,141
- I bought a lingerie set...
1292
01:16:47,477 --> 01:16:50,271
It's red !
1293
01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:53,608
Red ? Isn't it very New Year's Eve ?
1294
01:16:53,775 --> 01:16:56,152
- Should I have bought a white one ?
1295
01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:57,403
- No way !
1296
01:16:57,571 --> 01:16:59,905
Red is sluttier !
1297
01:17:00,073 --> 01:17:01,741
Right, it's sluttier !
1298
01:17:01,908 --> 01:17:06,078
But Elisa's innocent
just like Candy Candy !
1299
01:17:07,039 --> 01:17:10,041
Listen up !
1300
01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:12,668
We have a saucy surprise for you
1301
01:17:12,669 --> 01:17:16,047
No more surprises please, girls
1302
01:17:16,214 --> 01:17:17,214
Hand it over
1303
01:17:17,382 --> 01:17:20,426
Candy Candy's secret diary
1304
01:17:22,804 --> 01:17:24,221
I give up
1305
01:17:24,389 --> 01:17:26,891
Let's find out her secrets
1306
01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:30,728
The here present Candy Candy
has drafted a ranking
1307
01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:35,066
of all the men she has been with
1308
01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:36,359
- Only a few
1309
01:17:36,526 --> 01:17:41,197
- Actually, it's 23
1310
01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:46,160
I had 23 guys
the summer I graduated
1311
01:17:46,828 --> 01:17:49,872
Okay, top of the list
1312
01:17:49,873 --> 01:17:51,624
we have an A+ !
1313
01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:53,376
Ladies, I said an A+ !
1314
01:17:53,543 --> 01:17:55,044
Give me his number !
1315
01:17:55,045 --> 01:17:56,712
Who is he ?
1316
01:17:56,713 --> 01:17:59,173
No one, just...
1317
01:17:59,174 --> 01:18:02,843
No, here's the revelation
1318
01:18:03,428 --> 01:18:06,972
Lorenzo, Don Lorenzo
1319
01:18:06,973 --> 01:18:08,766
The priest !
1320
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:12,186
I'm definitely
getting confirmed tomorrow !
1321
01:18:17,401 --> 01:18:18,484
- Then what happened ?
1322
01:18:18,652 --> 01:18:20,778
- John showed me his surf board
1323
01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:22,571
His surf board
1324
01:18:22,739 --> 01:18:25,616
Actually, he's a champion kite surfer
1325
01:18:25,617 --> 01:18:27,118
I see. And then ?
1326
01:18:27,285 --> 01:18:28,786
We went in search of waves
1327
01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:31,080
You can't imagine how great that was
1328
01:18:31,081 --> 01:18:33,207
I can imagine
1329
01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:38,129
Giulia, I don't think
I can do this anymore
1330
01:18:38,296 --> 01:18:39,880
Honey, don't bejealous
1331
01:18:40,048 --> 01:18:41,340
Come visit me
1332
01:18:41,508 --> 01:18:43,300
- For St Valentine's Day
1333
01:18:43,301 --> 01:18:45,928
- I can't, it's high season
1334
01:18:45,929 --> 01:18:47,221
- Why don't you come over ?
1335
01:18:47,222 --> 01:18:50,141
- Ijust got here a month ago
1336
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,227
I'm sorry
1337
01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:55,938
I'm really sorry, honey
1338
01:19:04,781 --> 01:19:06,282
Hi
1339
01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:08,159
- Do you know what time it is ?
1340
01:19:08,326 --> 01:19:09,243
- Yes
1341
01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:12,788
If he sent you, forget it
1342
01:19:12,789 --> 01:19:16,625
It's about Michela
1343
01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:19,712
Come in
1344
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,512
What's this ?
1345
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:31,307
A sense of delayed guilt ?
1346
01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:34,977
No, it'sjust that...
1347
01:19:35,228 --> 01:19:40,191
all I've done all these years
is belittle her
1348
01:19:40,859 --> 01:19:42,943
- Then my daughters told me...
1349
01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:45,029
- That she still loved you
1350
01:19:45,363 --> 01:19:47,031
So it seems
1351
01:19:48,366 --> 01:19:51,535
The truth is that
she was an amazing person
1352
01:19:51,703 --> 01:19:53,704
and you are a jerk
1353
01:19:53,705 --> 01:19:56,749
You were like chalk and cheese
1354
01:19:57,876 --> 01:20:00,085
You and your idioms !
1355
01:20:01,421 --> 01:20:04,715
Michela... did she go out ?
1356
01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:07,718
If she went out on dates ?
1357
01:20:07,719 --> 01:20:09,261
Yes
1358
01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:12,681
But she still preferred you
1359
01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:15,392
Oddly enough
1360
01:20:18,563 --> 01:20:22,316
Michela would have always loved you
1361
01:20:23,985 --> 01:20:25,402
And you ?
1362
01:20:26,196 --> 01:20:29,114
Have you ever loved anyone else ?
1363
01:20:29,115 --> 01:20:34,703
Like those girls you string along
and pretend you care about ?
1364
01:20:36,581 --> 01:20:40,334
What do your psychology books
say about that ?
1365
01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:48,968
Luca's making a big mistake
1366
01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:52,721
I know
1367
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:58,574
Girls, can I ask you something ?
1368
01:23:59,617 --> 01:24:04,246
What did your mom used to tell you
about me ?
1369
01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:10,794
About the time you took her to London
and you had your photo taken
1370
01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:12,254
with two old grannies
1371
01:24:12,422 --> 01:24:15,299
I'd forgotten about that
1372
01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:17,301
And about that time...
1373
01:24:17,469 --> 01:24:22,097
when you went trekking
and you got lost in the mountains
1374
01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:23,807
I remember that
1375
01:24:23,975 --> 01:24:25,934
That was the best night of my life
1376
01:24:25,935 --> 01:24:27,728
It was freezing
1377
01:24:29,147 --> 01:24:33,776
We have always thought
we conceived you that night
1378
01:24:34,819 --> 01:24:37,154
I know, she told me
1379
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:42,034
Despite everything, mom loved you
1380
01:24:45,789 --> 01:24:47,831
She still kept buying you
1381
01:24:47,999 --> 01:24:51,001
Christmas presents after the divorce
1382
01:24:51,169 --> 01:24:54,088
But she never gave them to me !
1383
01:24:58,009 --> 01:25:01,512
We always hoped you'd come home
1384
01:25:15,860 --> 01:25:17,069
Antonio !
1385
01:25:18,863 --> 01:25:20,405
Hi
1386
01:25:20,573 --> 01:25:22,116
Have you seen Lorenzo...
1387
01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:24,409
I mean... Don Lorenzo ?
1388
01:25:24,786 --> 01:25:26,286
Sorry
1389
01:25:27,747 --> 01:25:29,665
He's in his office
1390
01:25:34,671 --> 01:25:37,965
Lorenzo ?
1391
01:25:39,050 --> 01:25:40,509
Hi
1392
01:25:40,510 --> 01:25:42,845
- The wedding's not until tomorrow !
1393
01:25:42,846 --> 01:25:44,304
- I know
1394
01:25:44,472 --> 01:25:48,016
It'sjust that I don't feel so right
1395
01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:51,478
I'm not sure I want to get married
1396
01:25:51,479 --> 01:25:52,855
- You must be kidding !
1397
01:25:53,022 --> 01:25:54,481
- No
1398
01:25:55,608 --> 01:26:01,280
Listen, when you saw me,
how did you feel ?
1399
01:26:01,447 --> 01:26:05,909
Happy, because the Lord
brought us back together
1400
01:26:05,910 --> 01:26:07,369
In a different role
1401
01:26:07,537 --> 01:26:11,748
We must thank the Lord
for this encounter
1402
01:26:11,749 --> 01:26:12,624
- What are you saying ?
1403
01:26:12,625 --> 01:26:14,168
- Why ?
1404
01:26:14,878 --> 01:26:19,047
Didn't you have butterflies
in your stomach ?
1405
01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:21,633
Didn't you feel faint ?
1406
01:26:21,801 --> 01:26:25,012
Didn't you think back to
when we used to make love ?
1407
01:26:25,013 --> 01:26:27,431
Elisa, we're in a church, please
1408
01:26:27,432 --> 01:26:29,683
- Lorenzo !
Don't touch me !
1409
01:26:31,144 --> 01:26:33,020
I may...
1410
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:36,023
still be in love with you
1411
01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:38,317
- You see ? You said "maybe"
1412
01:26:38,484 --> 01:26:39,776
- And you ?
1413
01:26:39,777 --> 01:26:41,320
Me ? l...
1414
01:26:41,487 --> 01:26:43,322
First: you shouldn't be asking me
1415
01:26:43,489 --> 01:26:45,574
Second...
1416
01:26:45,575 --> 01:26:47,242
Corrado ?
1417
01:26:47,243 --> 01:26:48,911
Hide !
1418
01:26:49,245 --> 01:26:51,997
My dear Corrado !
1419
01:26:52,624 --> 01:26:53,916
- How are you ?
1420
01:26:53,917 --> 01:26:55,125
- Not bad
1421
01:26:55,126 --> 01:26:58,086
Can I have a word ?
1422
01:26:58,254 --> 01:26:59,254
I need to confess myself
1423
01:26:59,422 --> 01:27:00,964
Now ?
1424
01:27:03,801 --> 01:27:06,261
- In here, right ?
Yes
1425
01:27:11,684 --> 01:27:13,185
- Did you have to hide in here ?
1426
01:27:13,186 --> 01:27:14,853
- Sorry
1427
01:27:14,854 --> 01:27:16,396
Damn !
1428
01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:21,818
I have an idea
1429
01:27:21,819 --> 01:27:24,446
This won't be a proper confession
1430
01:27:24,447 --> 01:27:25,572
just a friendly chat
1431
01:27:25,573 --> 01:27:27,199
Yes, okay
1432
01:27:28,117 --> 01:27:29,534
Don Lorenzo
1433
01:27:29,535 --> 01:27:30,953
I have sinned
1434
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,162
I know, I know
1435
01:27:32,330 --> 01:27:33,247
- How ?
1436
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:34,373
- Well...
1437
01:27:34,374 --> 01:27:37,292
You must have if you're here
1438
01:27:37,293 --> 01:27:38,543
And we all have sinned...
1439
01:27:38,544 --> 01:27:41,630
My friends organized my stag night
1440
01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:45,425
in a sexy night club
1441
01:27:45,426 --> 01:27:47,094
And what happened ?
1442
01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:52,975
Nothing, women
were dancing naked
1443
01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:56,270
and I got carried away
looking at them...
1444
01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:57,145
- And then ?
1445
01:27:57,146 --> 01:27:59,898
- And then...
1446
01:27:59,899 --> 01:28:00,899
- And then nothing
1447
01:28:01,067 --> 01:28:02,192
- Are you sure ?
Yes
1448
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:03,193
- Really sure ?
1449
01:28:03,361 --> 01:28:04,778
- Why this third degree ?
1450
01:28:04,779 --> 01:28:06,363
- Just asking
1451
01:28:06,364 --> 01:28:11,201
Well, admiring scantily clad girls
isn't such a sin
1452
01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:15,080
I know, but it didn't end there
1453
01:28:15,331 --> 01:28:20,043
Last night I got home late
and Elisa was asleep
1454
01:28:20,211 --> 01:28:24,840
I happened to come across
an old diary of hers
1455
01:28:25,008 --> 01:28:28,051
I couldn't resist
so I started reading it
1456
01:28:28,052 --> 01:28:31,346
She gave ratings to all the guys
she dated
1457
01:28:31,347 --> 01:28:34,683
I was rather ticked off
1458
01:28:34,684 --> 01:28:39,104
She mentions a guy
called Lorenzo, just like you
1459
01:28:39,272 --> 01:28:41,189
She gave him an A+
1460
01:28:41,357 --> 01:28:46,361
Wow, he must have been
really special !
1461
01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:50,574
What mark did she give you ?
1462
01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:55,912
C minus
1463
01:28:56,914 --> 01:29:00,042
Well, that's a pass
1464
01:29:00,043 --> 01:29:01,960
She didn't fall you
1465
01:29:02,128 --> 01:29:05,422
so it's not that bad
1466
01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:08,008
But I really regret doing that
1467
01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:11,428
because we tell each other everything
1468
01:29:11,429 --> 01:29:13,430
I shouldn't have read it
1469
01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:16,850
Just don't do it again
1470
01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:19,311
Go home now
1471
01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:21,438
see you at the wedding tomorrow
1472
01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:24,066
Thank you, Don Lorenzo !
1473
01:29:27,612 --> 01:29:29,279
A+
1474
01:29:29,697 --> 01:29:31,656
That was a long time ago
1475
01:29:32,116 --> 01:29:33,658
Wait
1476
01:29:36,037 --> 01:29:39,081
Well, has he gone ?
1477
01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:41,124
- The coast is clear
1478
01:29:41,292 --> 01:29:43,585
- Come out now
1479
01:29:46,339 --> 01:29:47,964
Shame on you !
1480
01:29:49,384 --> 01:29:51,218
Mrs Concetta...
1481
01:29:51,219 --> 01:29:53,053
Go home now
1482
01:29:55,807 --> 01:29:58,517
Ready ?
1483
01:30:07,693 --> 01:30:09,820
- There.
Thanks
1484
01:30:09,987 --> 01:30:11,905
- Did you make up with your husband ?
1485
01:30:11,906 --> 01:30:13,407
- Are you kidding ?
1486
01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:15,033
- If it were up to me, he'd...
1487
01:30:15,201 --> 01:30:16,660
- Don't move !
1488
01:30:17,412 --> 01:30:18,995
Give me the money !
1489
01:30:21,749 --> 01:30:23,834
It's the long hours
1490
01:30:24,168 --> 01:30:27,003
- I know.
Thatjob rules your life
1491
01:30:27,004 --> 01:30:30,382
Unit 12 , over. There's a robbery
at a supermarket in...
1492
01:30:30,550 --> 01:30:32,008
Let's go
1493
01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:35,595
- I repeat, in Via Da Vinci.
Put it on our tab
1494
01:31:14,802 --> 01:31:17,387
Boss
Yes?
1495
01:31:17,388 --> 01:31:19,222
- I need a week off work
1496
01:31:19,432 --> 01:31:21,725
- Okay, we can arrange that
1497
01:31:21,893 --> 01:31:23,685
- From tomorrow
1498
01:31:23,936 --> 01:31:25,687
- Are you kidding ?
1499
01:31:25,688 --> 01:31:27,814
- Is that a no ?
Of course. Get back to work !
1500
01:31:27,815 --> 01:31:30,066
I have to visit my girlfriend
1501
01:31:30,067 --> 01:31:31,526
I don't care about your love life
1502
01:31:31,527 --> 01:31:34,070
but about our tourists !
1503
01:31:34,238 --> 01:31:37,657
I'm your boss, not your shrink !
1504
01:31:37,658 --> 01:31:39,117
You know what ?
1505
01:31:39,285 --> 01:31:41,244
I'm going on holiday anyway !
1506
01:31:42,205 --> 01:31:43,788
Have a good day !
1507
01:31:44,457 --> 01:31:47,083
You're fired, Marc ! Got that ?
1508
01:31:47,084 --> 01:31:48,418
Okay
1509
01:31:48,794 --> 01:31:50,295
Where are you going ?
1510
01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:53,340
To Middle Earth ! To surprise Giulia
1511
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:56,092
Way to go ! Can I use your flat ?
1512
01:31:56,260 --> 01:32:00,013
So I can have my way with Veronique
1513
01:32:00,181 --> 01:32:02,390
Mine's a full house
1514
01:32:02,767 --> 01:32:04,184
- Have fun.
Thanks !
1515
01:32:07,563 --> 01:32:09,940
Can you hear me ?
1516
01:32:09,941 --> 01:32:11,399
Madam ?
1517
01:32:13,402 --> 01:32:15,570
Davide, don't move
1518
01:32:15,571 --> 01:32:17,822
The ambulance is on its way
1519
01:32:17,990 --> 01:32:19,616
You'll be okay
1520
01:32:19,617 --> 01:32:21,826
Don't move. Don't worry
1521
01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:24,579
They're here
1522
01:32:24,747 --> 01:32:28,750
Don't move. You'll be okay
1523
01:32:31,003 --> 01:32:32,546
- Mom's in hospital !
1524
01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:33,588
- Why ?
1525
01:32:33,589 --> 01:32:35,966
There was a shooting
at the supermarket !
1526
01:32:36,133 --> 01:32:38,426
Is she okay ?
1527
01:32:38,594 --> 01:32:42,013
Don't know, I'm off
to the hospital right now
1528
01:32:42,181 --> 01:32:44,224
Okay, I'm on my way
1529
01:32:47,812 --> 01:32:49,854
Here we are. Red alert
1530
01:32:50,022 --> 01:32:51,022
A gunshot wound
1531
01:32:51,190 --> 01:32:53,233
20 mg of morphine
1532
01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,527
One, two, three
1533
01:32:57,280 --> 01:32:58,613
Try to stay calm
1534
01:32:59,365 --> 01:33:00,657
Here's the surgeon
1535
01:33:02,910 --> 01:33:04,077
Here I am
1536
01:33:04,704 --> 01:33:05,996
At last
1537
01:33:08,499 --> 01:33:10,458
No ! Why ?
1538
01:33:10,626 --> 01:33:12,794
Just look who it is
1539
01:33:12,962 --> 01:33:13,837
- What happened ?
1540
01:33:13,838 --> 01:33:16,423
- He was shot in the stomach
1541
01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:19,175
The bullet's inside,
he's losing blood
1542
01:33:19,176 --> 01:33:21,303
- Great.
- What ?
1543
01:33:21,304 --> 01:33:22,887
- I mean... wait
1544
01:33:23,055 --> 01:33:24,055
- Not him !
1545
01:33:24,056 --> 01:33:26,391
Davide, calm down
1546
01:33:26,392 --> 01:33:28,268
- You'll be okay.
You know him ?
1547
01:33:28,436 --> 01:33:30,145
- You want me to do it ?
- Yes !
1548
01:33:30,313 --> 01:33:33,690
No ! I'll do it
1549
01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:35,358
Knock him out
1550
01:33:39,822 --> 01:33:41,406
Bye
1551
01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:52,167
- Excuse me.
Where are you going ?
1552
01:33:52,335 --> 01:33:53,710
- Where is room 15 ?
1553
01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:55,587
- It's there, but you can't go in
1554
01:33:55,755 --> 01:33:56,588
- What happened to her ?
1555
01:33:56,589 --> 01:33:58,340
- Talk to the doctor
1556
01:33:58,341 --> 01:34:00,425
- Please tell me
1557
01:34:00,426 --> 01:34:01,968
- I can't, sorry
1558
01:34:02,136 --> 01:34:03,887
Please !
1559
01:34:05,097 --> 01:34:06,723
She has head injuries
1560
01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:08,725
and has lost a lot of blood
1561
01:34:08,893 --> 01:34:11,102
- She's sedated now
1562
01:34:11,103 --> 01:34:11,936
- Oh, God
1563
01:34:11,937 --> 01:34:16,483
She'll need a CT scan to see
if there's been any brain damage
1564
01:34:16,901 --> 01:34:19,069
I'm very sorry
1565
01:34:20,279 --> 01:34:22,947
Please wait outside now
1566
01:34:25,826 --> 01:34:27,827
- Antonella, quick. Cardiac arrest
1567
01:34:27,995 --> 01:34:29,579
- I'm coming
1568
01:34:56,357 --> 01:34:58,191
Loredana, what are you doing ?
1569
01:34:58,859 --> 01:35:02,153
You can't do this, not now
1570
01:35:03,239 --> 01:35:07,075
We still have so much to do,
together
1571
01:35:07,243 --> 01:35:11,663
So many stuff to smash at home
1572
01:35:11,664 --> 01:35:16,084
You have to chop up
those horrible paintings
1573
01:35:16,252 --> 01:35:18,837
I can't do this
1574
01:36:00,963 --> 01:36:04,591
If it hadn't been for you,
he wouldn't have made it
1575
01:38:09,091 --> 01:38:12,886
While I was rushing to
get here earlier...
1576
01:38:13,554 --> 01:38:18,141
I realized that I cannot live...
without you
1577
01:38:18,392 --> 01:38:21,060
I have always loved you
1578
01:38:21,228 --> 01:38:23,021
Always, every day of my life
1579
01:38:23,022 --> 01:38:24,772
What are you saying ?
1580
01:38:26,650 --> 01:38:29,235
Well ? Who are you ?
1581
01:38:29,403 --> 01:38:30,570
- Hold on, who are you ?
1582
01:38:30,571 --> 01:38:31,779
- Me ?
1583
01:38:31,780 --> 01:38:33,615
- I'm her husband
1584
01:38:33,782 --> 01:38:35,909
- Look, you're wrong...
1585
01:38:41,206 --> 01:38:42,749
- You're right
1586
01:38:42,917 --> 01:38:44,834
- You said you loved her...
1587
01:38:44,835 --> 01:38:47,337
and couldn't live without her
1588
01:38:47,338 --> 01:38:48,880
- Are you her lover ?
1589
01:38:48,881 --> 01:38:50,715
- No...
1590
01:38:50,883 --> 01:38:52,592
How could you do this to me ?
1591
01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:54,761
You whore !
1592
01:38:54,970 --> 01:38:57,555
I have always loved and respected you
1593
01:38:57,723 --> 01:39:01,517
And you chose someone...
1594
01:39:01,685 --> 01:39:03,186
this ugly !
1595
01:39:03,395 --> 01:39:05,521
You're no Brad Pitt either
1596
01:39:05,522 --> 01:39:06,981
I do apologize
1597
01:39:06,982 --> 01:39:11,694
I'll be on my way...
maybe you two need to talk
1598
01:39:11,695 --> 01:39:13,321
Good luck
1599
01:39:13,781 --> 01:39:15,156
Goodbye
1600
01:39:15,866 --> 01:39:18,326
- You whore ! My mom was right.
What's going on ?
1601
01:39:18,327 --> 01:39:21,037
- Is this the fourth floor ?
1602
01:39:21,038 --> 01:39:23,748
- No, it's the third. Why ?
1603
01:39:23,916 --> 01:39:27,919
There's a man in there having
a crisis...
1604
01:39:34,468 --> 01:39:38,054
- Loredana !
Andrea, look who's here
1605
01:39:38,055 --> 01:39:39,681
- Where were you, dad ?
1606
01:39:39,682 --> 01:39:41,349
- How are you, honey ?
1607
01:39:43,102 --> 01:39:45,603
I have a broken arm and wrist
1608
01:39:45,604 --> 01:39:46,980
- Thank goodness
1609
01:39:47,147 --> 01:39:47,855
- What ?
1610
01:39:48,023 --> 01:39:50,358
You see ? He wants me dead
1611
01:39:50,359 --> 01:39:52,902
I mean... it could've been worse
1612
01:39:52,903 --> 01:39:54,988
A cop got shot right next to me
1613
01:39:55,155 --> 01:39:56,698
I'm still in shock
1614
01:39:56,699 --> 01:39:59,951
and you didn't even bother to call
1615
01:39:59,952 --> 01:40:01,661
You won't believe it
1616
01:40:01,829 --> 01:40:05,915
but I thought I was holding your hand
1617
01:40:06,083 --> 01:40:08,126
- I was in the wrong room
1618
01:40:08,293 --> 01:40:10,169
- Goodbye, Luca
1619
01:40:12,172 --> 01:40:13,589
Let's go
1620
01:40:34,820 --> 01:40:36,154
Guilia
1621
01:40:48,417 --> 01:40:50,585
Hey, you are looking
for the Italian girl?
1622
01:40:50,753 --> 01:40:52,920
Yes, Guilia, do you know her?
1623
01:40:52,921 --> 01:40:55,423
Of course, she left this morning
1624
01:40:55,591 --> 01:40:57,258
left for where?
1625
01:40:57,259 --> 01:41:00,011
Don't know
she's with her boyfriend, I think
1626
01:41:00,220 --> 01:41:01,763
Boyfriend?
1627
01:41:02,181 --> 01:41:05,516
You mean the tall guy, really built
1628
01:41:05,809 --> 01:41:06,434
John?
1629
01:41:06,602 --> 01:41:07,101
Yes
1630
01:41:07,269 --> 01:41:08,978
John, good looking guy
1631
01:41:09,146 --> 01:41:11,147
And she's taking his car
1632
01:41:11,148 --> 01:41:13,566
They are really cute together
1633
01:41:13,567 --> 01:41:15,068
That's love
1634
01:41:15,235 --> 01:41:16,944
Love
1635
01:41:17,362 --> 01:41:18,154
Are you friend?
1636
01:41:18,322 --> 01:41:19,739
No
1637
01:41:22,242 --> 01:41:23,785
I am a idiot
1638
01:42:37,651 --> 01:42:38,901
Elisa...
1639
01:42:39,736 --> 01:42:41,863
look at the priest
1640
01:42:42,156 --> 01:42:44,115
He looks like your ex
1641
01:42:44,116 --> 01:42:45,825
What was his name ?
1642
01:42:46,243 --> 01:42:48,035
The Lazio team fan
1643
01:42:48,370 --> 01:42:49,996
No...
1644
01:42:49,997 --> 01:42:52,290
that's not him
1645
01:43:04,261 --> 01:43:06,304
Did you see the priest ?
1646
01:43:07,181 --> 01:43:10,975
Doesn't he look like Elisa's ex ?
1647
01:43:11,143 --> 01:43:12,476
No !
1648
01:43:30,871 --> 01:43:32,121
- Good morning, ma'am
1649
01:43:32,122 --> 01:43:33,206
- Why are you here ?
1650
01:43:33,373 --> 01:43:34,916
I'm your new help
1651
01:43:35,083 --> 01:43:37,627
I thought that with your broken arm
you couldn't cook
1652
01:43:37,794 --> 01:43:42,048
so I did some shopping
and prepared something
1653
01:43:42,674 --> 01:43:44,759
I didn't ask you to
1654
01:43:45,052 --> 01:43:48,095
I know, you're too proud
1655
01:43:48,096 --> 01:43:50,681
But you wanted to, I know
1656
01:43:51,725 --> 01:43:54,310
You know, Loredana...
1657
01:43:54,853 --> 01:43:57,271
"Yes, this is for the best
1658
01:43:57,272 --> 01:44:00,274
Separate lives, at last !
1659
01:44:00,275 --> 01:44:05,446
She is suffocating, she always
wants to have the last word..."
1660
01:44:05,447 --> 01:44:07,990
Because that's the truth
1661
01:44:09,368 --> 01:44:13,996
But I realized
that despite everything
1662
01:44:14,248 --> 01:44:16,874
I can't live without you
1663
01:44:17,376 --> 01:44:19,460
Not even for one minute
1664
01:44:20,837 --> 01:44:22,630
Sorry, I was wrong
1665
01:44:23,465 --> 01:44:25,174
I love you
1666
01:44:29,388 --> 01:44:33,182
Can you record that in the draft,
Your Honour ?
1667
01:44:34,226 --> 01:44:35,851
- Will you forgive me ?
1668
01:44:36,019 --> 01:44:37,728
- No
1669
01:44:37,896 --> 01:44:39,647
But I'll hire you
1670
01:44:39,815 --> 01:44:41,065
as domestic help
1671
01:44:41,233 --> 01:44:42,733
- But you're on trial
1672
01:44:42,734 --> 01:44:44,402
- Okay, thank you
1673
01:44:44,403 --> 01:44:47,363
You can start
with the sitting room windows
1674
01:44:47,364 --> 01:44:49,323
- Of course, ma'am.
And no streaks !
1675
01:44:49,324 --> 01:44:51,075
Right away
1676
01:44:53,745 --> 01:44:57,915
In God's presence
and of the people here
1677
01:44:57,916 --> 01:45:02,420
join hands and declare
your consent
1678
01:45:02,587 --> 01:45:04,672
May the Lord
1679
01:45:04,673 --> 01:45:07,758
in the name of your love,
be with you
1680
01:45:07,926 --> 01:45:09,510
Always
1681
01:45:13,557 --> 01:45:16,475
I, Corrado, take you, Elisa
1682
01:45:16,476 --> 01:45:18,561
as my lawfully wedded wife
1683
01:45:18,729 --> 01:45:21,355
In the name of Our Lord
1684
01:45:21,356 --> 01:45:22,898
I promise to be faithful to you
1685
01:45:23,066 --> 01:45:25,526
in joy and in sorrow
1686
01:45:25,694 --> 01:45:29,322
in sickness and in health
1687
01:45:29,323 --> 01:45:32,241
and to love and to cherish you
1688
01:45:32,242 --> 01:45:34,618
till death us do part
1689
01:45:36,246 --> 01:45:38,289
Not so loud
1690
01:45:39,541 --> 01:45:42,501
Elisa... it's your turn
1691
01:45:43,837 --> 01:45:46,797
I, Elisa, take you, Lorenzo...
1692
01:45:46,798 --> 01:45:48,341
Corrado
1693
01:45:48,633 --> 01:45:51,135
My name's Corrado, honey
1694
01:45:51,511 --> 01:45:53,763
Oh, God ! Sorry
1695
01:45:53,930 --> 01:45:54,889
- She's nervous
1696
01:45:54,890 --> 01:45:56,849
- My goodness, sorry
1697
01:45:57,726 --> 01:46:00,311
..take you, Corrado
1698
01:46:00,312 --> 01:46:02,563
as my lawfully wedded husband
1699
01:46:02,731 --> 01:46:04,899
And in the name of Our Lord
1700
01:46:04,900 --> 01:46:07,651
I promise to be faithful to you...
1701
01:46:12,032 --> 01:46:15,451
in joy and in sorrow...
1702
01:46:16,286 --> 01:46:18,871
in sickness and in health...
1703
01:46:18,872 --> 01:46:21,082
to love you...
1704
01:46:22,584 --> 01:46:24,919
And to cherish... go on, Elisa
1705
01:46:25,087 --> 01:46:26,337
Go on
1706
01:46:30,300 --> 01:46:31,675
Go on !
1707
01:46:36,515 --> 01:46:39,266
You didn't answer me yesterday
1708
01:46:39,267 --> 01:46:40,935
Please, just get married
1709
01:46:41,103 --> 01:46:42,395
We'll talk later
1710
01:46:42,562 --> 01:46:45,147
Yes, but it'll be too late
1711
01:46:45,357 --> 01:46:48,776
I don't have this bit on paper
1712
01:47:03,542 --> 01:47:05,084
Well ?
1713
01:47:05,544 --> 01:47:06,752
You see...
1714
01:47:06,753 --> 01:47:11,090
I have always thought of myself
1715
01:47:11,258 --> 01:47:13,050
as being...
1716
01:47:13,051 --> 01:47:14,802
a cool priest
1717
01:47:14,803 --> 01:47:17,012
Cool isn't the right word
1718
01:47:17,180 --> 01:47:19,890
A good priest, a kind one...
1719
01:47:20,684 --> 01:47:23,769
I love my robe, I love myjob
1720
01:47:23,770 --> 01:47:26,272
which isn't really a job...
1721
01:47:26,273 --> 01:47:27,731
It's my life
1722
01:47:28,483 --> 01:47:30,025
It's my calling
1723
01:47:31,903 --> 01:47:34,864
And if I were to choose
1724
01:47:34,865 --> 01:47:36,866
between thisjob...
1725
01:47:37,159 --> 01:47:38,868
and you...
1726
01:47:46,710 --> 01:47:48,669
I'd choose you, my love
1727
01:47:52,466 --> 01:47:53,757
- Is this a joke ?
1728
01:47:53,925 --> 01:47:56,010
- No, Corrado
1729
01:47:56,011 --> 01:47:57,845
I'm so sorry
1730
01:47:58,013 --> 01:48:00,389
but I'm still in love with Elisa
1731
01:48:04,519 --> 01:48:07,188
What do you mean "still" ?
1732
01:48:07,189 --> 01:48:08,898
Don Lorenzo !
1733
01:48:11,610 --> 01:48:14,403
Hold on, Lorenzo...
1734
01:48:14,613 --> 01:48:16,530
- Lorenzo A+ from her diary ?
1735
01:48:16,531 --> 01:48:18,491
- To be honest...
You're her ex ?
1736
01:48:18,492 --> 01:48:20,451
- I told you it was him
1737
01:48:21,828 --> 01:48:23,496
Good morning
1738
01:48:24,289 --> 01:48:25,789
How are you ?
1739
01:48:26,917 --> 01:48:28,751
I see you're awake
1740
01:48:28,752 --> 01:48:31,253
Yes. It hurts a bit...
1741
01:48:31,421 --> 01:48:32,463
The wound's still sore
1742
01:48:32,631 --> 01:48:35,174
That's normal, it's the stitches
1743
01:48:35,634 --> 01:48:39,428
You were lucky, the bullet
missed all vital organs
1744
01:48:39,596 --> 01:48:43,140
You won't be doing any sports
for the next two months
1745
01:48:43,308 --> 01:48:46,018
no sex, no hanky-panky...
1746
01:48:46,186 --> 01:48:47,478
none of that stuff
1747
01:48:47,646 --> 01:48:49,980
- Enjoy your stay.
Thanks
1748
01:48:51,900 --> 01:48:53,192
- Doctor
1749
01:48:53,818 --> 01:48:55,236
- Yes ?
1750
01:48:55,403 --> 01:48:56,946
Paolo
1751
01:48:59,282 --> 01:49:00,824
Thanks
1752
01:49:02,577 --> 01:49:04,995
- Ijust did myjob as a doctor
1753
01:49:05,163 --> 01:49:07,873
- But I was a bastard.
I know
1754
01:49:08,041 --> 01:49:13,212
I had to study
to become a doctor
1755
01:49:13,213 --> 01:49:15,214
but you were born a bastard
1756
01:49:15,757 --> 01:49:19,301
I wanted to tell you
that once I'm better...
1757
01:49:19,302 --> 01:49:21,053
I'll stay out of your life
1758
01:49:21,221 --> 01:49:23,806
Thanks, but there's no need
1759
01:49:23,974 --> 01:49:26,267
Monique left me
1760
01:49:30,730 --> 01:49:32,606
- For someone else ?
1761
01:49:32,607 --> 01:49:34,316
- I think so
1762
01:49:34,317 --> 01:49:35,943
May I sit ?
1763
01:49:36,111 --> 01:49:38,112
It was all so sudden
1764
01:49:38,280 --> 01:49:41,615
I know she's volatile, but...
1765
01:49:41,783 --> 01:49:43,576
She did the same to me
1766
01:49:43,577 --> 01:49:46,954
- Did she ?
Of course. She has someone new
1767
01:49:46,955 --> 01:49:48,706
I see
1768
01:49:54,129 --> 01:49:55,838
Do you have a plan ?
1769
01:49:56,715 --> 01:49:59,216
HONG KONG AIRPORT
1770
01:51:05,659 --> 01:51:08,577
Sorry
Sorry
1771
01:51:09,162 --> 01:51:11,246
Excuse me , Excuse me...
1772
01:51:12,248 --> 01:51:15,793
- I was in Wellington.
I was in Paris !
1773
01:51:41,695 --> 01:51:43,612
"l looked out of the window
1774
01:51:44,656 --> 01:51:47,574
It was a misty morning
1775
01:51:48,159 --> 01:51:50,494
The sun was rising
1776
01:51:50,870 --> 01:51:53,497
The day was beginning
1777
01:51:53,790 --> 01:51:56,041
Some people were already working
1778
01:51:56,209 --> 01:51:58,168
some werejust waking up
1779
01:51:58,169 --> 01:52:00,212
Half way between their bright dreams
1780
01:52:00,213 --> 01:52:02,756
and the rays of morning light
1781
01:52:04,384 --> 01:52:06,593
I closed my eyes...
1782
01:52:06,886 --> 01:52:08,929
and a river flowed through them."
1783
01:52:49,971 --> 01:52:53,766
I hope nothing changes
between us
1784
01:52:55,143 --> 01:52:58,103
I'd still like us to be friends
1785
01:53:03,526 --> 01:53:04,860
I'm going
1786
01:53:10,700 --> 01:53:12,201
Sorry
1787
01:53:19,626 --> 01:53:21,293
- May I ?
Yes
1788
01:53:23,296 --> 01:53:28,759
I think Corrado was more upset
about his plasma TV than about me
1789
01:53:31,971 --> 01:53:33,263
You know something ?
1790
01:53:33,598 --> 01:53:35,724
It's been 9 years, 2 weeks
and 4 days
1791
01:53:35,892 --> 01:53:37,851
since I last kissed a woman
1792
01:53:38,144 --> 01:53:39,520
- Was it me ?
1793
01:53:40,814 --> 01:53:42,272
- Yes
1794
01:53:42,524 --> 01:53:46,235
What if I don't like it anymore ?
1795
01:53:46,236 --> 01:53:47,653
You'd better like it
1796
01:53:47,821 --> 01:53:48,904
I've been through hell !
1797
01:53:49,072 --> 01:53:50,781
And I haven't ?
1798
01:54:00,667 --> 01:54:02,376
- Don Lorenzo, well ?
1799
01:54:02,377 --> 01:54:03,460
- What is it ?
1800
01:54:03,628 --> 01:54:05,420
This is going too far !
1801
01:54:05,755 --> 01:54:07,339
Mrs Concetta
1802
01:54:07,507 --> 01:54:11,218
when two people love each other...
1803
01:54:11,386 --> 01:54:13,428
it never is a sin
1804
01:54:14,889 --> 01:54:16,557
Can you beat that ?
1805
01:54:19,060 --> 01:54:20,102
- How was it ?
1806
01:54:20,270 --> 01:54:21,603
- Lovely
1807
01:54:21,771 --> 01:54:24,273
I remember it being nicer
1808
01:54:24,774 --> 01:54:27,651
Cinderella, cut it out !
1809
01:54:27,819 --> 01:54:30,028
I was top of your list
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