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CATHY:
This guy has a history
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of calling my character
into question.
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You drive everybody around you
batshit.
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If I ever hear that you
have upset him...
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I will hunt you down.
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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Well kids, family meeting.
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Jackie and I are having a baby.
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And Mom, you're okay with it?
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Of course, yeah, yeah.
It's a bl-- blessed surprise.
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This Saturday,
Robert is marrying someone else.
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I'm getting married
and having a baby
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with somebody that I haven't
even known for a year.
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You seem so happy, in love.
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Yeah, maybe it's just
pre-wedding jitters.
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Why don't you
want to get married again?
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It didn't work out.
I don't have to do it again.
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Besides, the best part
of being our age
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is now, we get to do
whatever the hell we want.
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Another thing I get to learn
about you.
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Frances:
I think, basically,
we're just circling back,
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so we can make sure that
we've nailed down our best
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reach, targets,
and safeties.
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Cool beans.
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That said, why don't
we table schools
and change focus a bit?
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Oh, his-his calc grades?
I know that they'd slipped,
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but I've been working
with him a bunch.
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And I think
his last two scores,
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they were--
they were up.
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And I've been yelling
at him a lot.
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No, no, no.
His grades are solid.
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It's his college essay that
may be a tad problematic.
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"Higher Education:
Scandal of the 21st Century."
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He actually makes
some cogent points.
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The passage likening
adjunct professors to
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"getting surgery from the guy
who mops up the O.R."
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was sublime,
but it's really
the general hostility
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and recurrent f-bombs
that may scare off
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your targets and safeties.
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Not that he won't
get in somewhere.
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I may have some pull
at my old alma mater,
Shippensburg.
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Nice little town.
You like cows, Tom?
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♪ ♪
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Are you out of
your frickin' mind?
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I'm just being honest.
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I'm really not into the idea
of college right now.
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You don't have to be into
the idea of college now, genius.
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You have till September
to kindle that flame.
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You're gonna write
another essay immediately,
do you hear me?
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Totally dead serious.
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What, "Scandal of the 21st--"
When did you suddenly
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become such a cynic?
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I'm allowed to have
a free mind!
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Then use it to pull
your head out of your ass!
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-(school bell ringing)
-Okay, I have class.
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-Frances: Of course.
-Robert: No college, no car.
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Frances:
I don't understand
where this is coming from.
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-Did I miss something?
-No. This is shiny
and brand new.
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I mean, is he under the delusion
that college is optional?
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I don't think so.
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But I think we should
give him some space.
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Because if we ride him now,
he's just gonna dig in more.
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Oh, no, I disagree completely.
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I think we need to ride
him now immediately.
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Those deadlines are coming up.
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It's our job as parents
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to kick the door down
and lob in tear gas.
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Possibly true,
but let's be realistic.
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I looked into his face
back there,
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and I saw the eyes
of a taxidermied mule.
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I think we should just
back off for a few days.
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I really-- I don't know,
Robert, I don't know.
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If we play it cool,
we buy some street cred.
That's my opinion.
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Okay, we can hold off.
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But, you know, briefly.
That's all.
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Then we calmly sit him down,
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and we clock him
with a lead pipe.
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He goes to college.
We win.
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Okay. God, sorry.
I gotta go.
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-High-five on co-parenting.
-All right.
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High-- right here.
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A month ago, he was
talking about Syracuse
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or maybe even Colby.
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The kid who can barely make
his own toaster waffles,
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suddenly he's
an anti-college radical?
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I remember having
a crush on Abbie Hoffman
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when I was
in the sixth grade.
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You know what?
I should never, ever
have agreed with Robert
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to back off.
We gotta get
on his ass now.
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Co-parenting after
a divorce is a sham.
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It's overhyped,
"united front" bullshit.
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Yeah, especially
when one parent,
in this case me,
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is 100% right.
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How are you?
Everything the same
with Cole?
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Dallas:
Yep. Still hates my guts.
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You raise a son, you think
you've been a good mother,
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and now he acts like
he escaped from a cult.
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Plus, work sucks.
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I think maybe
I don't give a shit
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about people's
problems anymore.
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With a...
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dollop of contempt
on the side.
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It's, uh...
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(sighs)
I'm fucked up.
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Oh, you poor thing.
You're waiting
for me to say
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-something wise, aren't you?
-Mm-hmm.
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Hmm...
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-Anything?
-I'm so... Nope.
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(groans)
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So, how are things going
with Mrs. Dufresne Number 2?
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Oh, she's still on bed rest.
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She'll be fine.
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I loved being pregnant.
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I did, too.
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I still have fond memories
of throwing up
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in a trashcan on Third Avenue.
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Everything just felt...
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Yeah, just in alignment.
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You're a little jealous.
That's normal.
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Oh-ho, wrong, wrong!
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No, no, no. I'm not saying
I'd want to go through it again.
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-Would you?
-(laughing)
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I'm, um, not sure we have
a vote at this point.
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Trust me, I have
zero baby envy.
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The only envy I have
is for the parent
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who can find
their daughter's Sit-Upon.
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Lila is driving me nuts.
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A Sit-Upon?
What the fuck?
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She made it in Brownies
like a hundred years ago.
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It's basically
like this cushion
that they decorate
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with like pom-poms
and rickrack.
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And so at meetings
they can, you know,
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-sit... upon.
That's correct.
-Upon.
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And we nicknamed it
the "petri dish pillow,"
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because it just got
so freaking disgusting
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and filthy over the years.
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So, anywho,
the big reunion's coming up.
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Ten little girls
in my modest home.
Guess what's mandatory.
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Man:
Should I call for a chopper
and some oxygen tanks?
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What?
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Oh, I just got it!
That was a good one!
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-(Dallas laughing)
-Frances: Douchebag.
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Robert:
Okay, I have a question.
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Any chance you're ordering
all this shit out of boredom?
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-Or just to torture me?
-Stop being nuts.
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-You almost done?
-No, I'm not almost done.
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Look at all this lumber!
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Is this a bed tray
or a cattle fence?
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(gasps)
I am so excited!
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This thing has
five adjustable angles,
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built-in USB-powered fan,
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worry-free cup groove,
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and... a welcome guide.
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(doorbell chimes)
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Sounds like God's gift.
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If only God had
included enough screws.
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-Delivery Man: Here you go.
-Robert: Oh, thank you.
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Delivery Man:
See you tomorrow.
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Look, Hon.
You'll never guess.
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Amazon Prime.
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(gasps)
My magnetic index cards!
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Whoo!
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What's wrong
with this picture, Diane?
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Never mind.
I'll tell you.
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We have an imbalanced
circle rack.
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(gasps)
Oh, no!
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As any child can see,
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there's an inordinate
amount of gaps and bunches.
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Each item should be
spaced out proportionately.
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Otherwise, what do we have?
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Oh gee, Mimi, I'm stumped.
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Can you teach me?
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Non-symmetrical anarchy.
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-Oh.
-Now do your job.
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This isn't Marshalls.
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"Gaps and bunches."
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Give me a break.
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I don't see one
fucking gap or bunch.
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Oh, terrific.
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Like I don't have
enough to deal with.
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-(file scraping)
-Sweetie, I'm having
a shitty day.
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Is this really necessary?
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Fuck off, Myrtle.
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Goddamn you!
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Get back here
you little wise ass!
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Don't you dare!
Delroy! Stop!
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-(both grunting)
-Diane: Ah!
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-Settle down, settle down.
-Girl: Ah! Ah!
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-Come on, Diane.
-Diane: Ugh.
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Dump her in the hole.
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Delroy:
Just wasting my time.
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A bet's a bet.
You owe me ten bucks.
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No fair, no fair.
You set me up.
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You knew I wouldn't know
it was suspended
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for All Saints' Day.
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Olivia, dear,
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is there alternate side
of the street parking today?
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No. All Saints' Day.
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Thank you.
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-You mean, "A-ha!"
-Mmmm.
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-You mean, "I'm a gloater."
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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You know what?
This is for you,
my trusty soldier.
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-Why don't you go
buy yourself a hat?
-Gee, big spender!
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-(chuckles) Here, Frances.
I don't want his dirty money.
-No, no, no. It's yours.
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It's yours, fair and square.
You enjoy it.
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Okay, I just wanna
quickly ask Olivia.
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Obviously, Nia has a way
to go before college.
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-She's only four months old.
-Here we go again.
Another victim.
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And I know, I know
how you feel about
your beloved Michigan.
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Easy. Leading the witness.
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Frances:
Hypothetically speaking,
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it's the future;
it's Senior year.
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And she says to you, "Mom,
I don't wanna go to college."
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-This is an unfair comparison.
-Listen.
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Do you-- do you back off?
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Or... or...
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do you try to persuade
her otherwise?
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Are you kidding me?
She has no say in it.
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She's wearing a Wolverines
onesie as we speak.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Slide it on over.
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-Ten clams.
-(Henry laughing)
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-Give 'em to me.
-(Henry groans)
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(video game plays)
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(groans)
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Oh, say, what'd you
just blow up there?
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A Benz C63 S.
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Any particular reason?
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He was a snitch.
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No one likes a snitch.
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Hey, have you seen
Lila's Sit-Upon?
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Her what?
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You know, the--
her petri dish pillow.
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Uh-uh. Nope.
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Tom, you have
to go to college.
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-(video game explosion)
-Mom, look what you just did!
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Oh God, I'm sorry.
Jeez, sue me.
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I told you.
I'm taking some time off.
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I have that right.
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Well, time off for what?
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Are there any specific plans
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or interests you wanna pursue?
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I don't-- I don't know.
I might try and open
a record store.
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00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,881
(sighs)
Okay. All right.
245
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,255
Here's the headline, buddy.
246
00:10:36,047 --> 00:10:40,005
You're 17.
You know nothing.
247
00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:41,381
But do know this.
248
00:10:41,464 --> 00:10:43,047
You are going to college
in the fall,
249
00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:46,631
and you're gonna start working
on the essay immediately.
250
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:49,381
-End of conversation.
End of conver--
-I'm not!
251
00:10:49,464 --> 00:10:50,673
I'm not going!
It's a rip-off!
252
00:10:50,756 --> 00:10:52,339
Even Jackie says
it's a waste of time.
253
00:10:52,422 --> 00:10:53,798
She never went to college.
254
00:10:53,881 --> 00:10:55,381
She makes crazy money.
255
00:10:55,464 --> 00:10:58,547
And meanwhile, you work
in a bird shop.
256
00:11:00,714 --> 00:11:02,631
What? Oh really?
257
00:11:02,714 --> 00:11:05,214
Well, that bird shop
pays for your...
258
00:11:06,255 --> 00:11:08,255
Grand Thief Bloodbath!
259
00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:10,547
Doesn't it?
260
00:11:11,589 --> 00:11:14,964
♪ ♪
261
00:11:15,047 --> 00:11:16,464
Robert's Voicemail:
Hey, it's Robert.
Leave a message.
262
00:11:16,547 --> 00:11:18,255
-(voicemail beeps)
-Hey, it's me. Listen, uh,
I have to talk to you.
263
00:11:18,339 --> 00:11:20,339
It's urgent,
and I really don't wanna
do it over the phone,
264
00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:23,422
so just-- just
call me ASAP, okay?
265
00:11:24,798 --> 00:11:26,923
(thundering)
266
00:11:33,673 --> 00:11:35,172
(doorbell chimes)
267
00:11:35,255 --> 00:11:37,339
Oh, dude...
268
00:11:37,422 --> 00:11:40,130
Fuck you and Jeff Bezos.
269
00:11:40,214 --> 00:11:43,547
(doorbell chimes repeatedly)
270
00:11:44,422 --> 00:11:46,506
Surprise!
271
00:11:46,589 --> 00:11:48,089
Nice ears, Helen Keller!
272
00:11:50,381 --> 00:11:51,506
Why are you here?
273
00:11:51,589 --> 00:11:53,756
Oh God, it's like
hugging a stuffed ape!
274
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:56,381
Any life in there, Sasquatch?
275
00:11:56,464 --> 00:11:59,547
Larry, go get Robert's present
from the back seat!
276
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:02,297
That a boy! Let's go!
277
00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:04,464
♪ ♪
278
00:12:06,339 --> 00:12:09,381
-Oh! Excuse me.
-Sir, can you...
279
00:12:09,464 --> 00:12:10,839
keep a...
280
00:12:10,923 --> 00:12:13,047
shorter lead,
a shorter lead!
281
00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:14,547
Jesus!
282
00:12:14,631 --> 00:12:16,506
Cathy:
So off we go, okay?
283
00:12:16,589 --> 00:12:18,381
Ohio to Parsippany.
284
00:12:18,464 --> 00:12:20,214
Ten hours, non-stop.
285
00:12:20,297 --> 00:12:22,714
I'm car sick, 'cause Larry
here rides the brakes
286
00:12:22,798 --> 00:12:24,130
like he's humping
a French bulldog.
287
00:12:24,214 --> 00:12:25,881
So we finally make it to corp.
288
00:12:25,964 --> 00:12:27,964
Now, bear in mind,
the DM all but promised me
289
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,964
this promotion back in,
I think it was, June.
290
00:12:30,047 --> 00:12:33,297
So, I walk in,
and who's sitting there?
291
00:12:33,381 --> 00:12:37,631
Drumroll...
Scott fuckin' Wong.
292
00:12:37,714 --> 00:12:39,589
(gasps)
No!
293
00:12:39,673 --> 00:12:42,089
Wait.
Do you know Scott Wong?
294
00:12:42,172 --> 00:12:43,798
No, but the way
she tells a story...
295
00:12:43,881 --> 00:12:45,422
Go on, Cathy.
Tell me what happened next.
296
00:12:45,506 --> 00:12:46,923
So, you have to realize,
297
00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:49,089
back when I was
desk clerk at La Quinta,
298
00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:51,589
Scott Wong was
a glorified pillow-biter,
299
00:12:51,673 --> 00:12:54,214
a colossal suck-up, okay?
300
00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:57,172
So anyway,
in the end, all right,
301
00:12:57,255 --> 00:12:59,422
I drove 600 miles to learn
302
00:12:59,506 --> 00:13:02,339
that Scott Wong wormed
his way into Wyndham,
303
00:13:02,422 --> 00:13:05,172
blew corp, and sabotaged
my promotion.
304
00:13:05,964 --> 00:13:08,589
So here we are.
A couple of weary travelers
305
00:13:08,673 --> 00:13:10,589
dropping by to say howdy.
306
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:14,631
-Unbelievable.
-Yeah, that story tracks
like a dream.
307
00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:17,255
When do you guys
eat lunch around here?
308
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,631
You know, my blood sugar
is in the toilet.
309
00:13:19,714 --> 00:13:21,798
Oh, don't worry, Robby
can go get you something.
310
00:13:21,881 --> 00:13:23,631
Just tell him what you want.
311
00:13:23,714 --> 00:13:26,255
You know what?
I really like this one.
312
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,547
I think you finally
picked a winner!
313
00:13:28,631 --> 00:13:30,130
Good for you, champ!
314
00:13:30,214 --> 00:13:31,798
Hey, Larry!
315
00:13:31,881 --> 00:13:33,589
Lose the muffs, okay?
316
00:13:33,673 --> 00:13:35,005
Join the human race.
317
00:13:35,089 --> 00:13:36,673
We're gonna have a picnic!
318
00:13:37,798 --> 00:13:40,381
Never gonna get a space
like this again!
319
00:13:40,464 --> 00:13:42,547
♪ ♪
320
00:13:49,506 --> 00:13:51,381
Ha-ha-ha!
321
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,506
He found your crowbar, honey!
322
00:13:53,589 --> 00:13:56,089
-Evidence.
-Mm-hmm.
323
00:13:56,172 --> 00:14:00,172
Delroy, shall we watch it
again for shits and giggles?
324
00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:01,589
Delroy:
Why not?
325
00:14:03,506 --> 00:14:06,673
Hmmm, what's wrong
with this picture? Anyone?
326
00:14:06,756 --> 00:14:09,172
Well, for one thing,
those circle racks have
327
00:14:09,255 --> 00:14:11,464
a lot of gaps and bunches.
328
00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:15,714
-Weird.
-Give me a break.
329
00:14:15,798 --> 00:14:18,172
You know, you really
messed up my ankle
330
00:14:18,255 --> 00:14:20,464
when you slammed me
into that floor.
331
00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:22,172
I'm in a lot of pain.
332
00:14:22,255 --> 00:14:23,339
Oh, please.
333
00:14:23,422 --> 00:14:25,381
Pop a Motrin
and go home to your cats.
334
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,714
All right, I've had it
with you, Missy.
335
00:14:27,798 --> 00:14:30,547
I press one button,
and your ass
will be on a chain gang.
336
00:14:30,631 --> 00:14:32,631
-Yawn.
-That's it!
337
00:14:32,714 --> 00:14:36,756
That is it!
It's time to grow up...
Taylor.
338
00:14:36,839 --> 00:14:39,547
I happen to know someone
who's in jail for stealing.
339
00:14:39,631 --> 00:14:42,339
And believe me,
it's no square dance.
340
00:14:42,422 --> 00:14:46,172
You need to wise up,
get a job, be responsible.
341
00:14:46,255 --> 00:14:48,839
I had a job.
342
00:14:48,923 --> 00:14:50,506
At the Disney Store.
343
00:14:51,464 --> 00:14:52,714
I hated it.
344
00:14:52,798 --> 00:14:54,631
Interesting. Why?
345
00:14:55,422 --> 00:14:56,881
It didn't pay well?
346
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,047
Having to sell puppets all day?
347
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,381
That stupid grasshopper
in a top hat with a little cane,
348
00:15:01,464 --> 00:15:02,881
and he's got that silly smirk?
349
00:15:02,964 --> 00:15:05,005
It's a cricket. Jiminy.
350
00:15:05,089 --> 00:15:08,673
Well, excuse me for not
being an entomologist, Delroy.
351
00:15:09,464 --> 00:15:11,798
No, I just...
352
00:15:11,881 --> 00:15:13,673
couldn't act all...
353
00:15:13,756 --> 00:15:17,255
fake and happy
and be nice to people.
354
00:15:17,339 --> 00:15:19,923
So they fired me.
355
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,464
Yeah.
356
00:15:25,714 --> 00:15:27,339
It's hard, huh?
357
00:15:28,214 --> 00:15:30,839
Pretending to be cheery
when you're miserable?
358
00:15:34,839 --> 00:15:36,422
(sighing):
Yeah.
359
00:15:36,506 --> 00:15:38,381
I understand.
360
00:15:39,756 --> 00:15:42,881
Wasn't this a fun idea?
Eating outside in the fresh air?
361
00:15:42,964 --> 00:15:44,422
In the dead of winter.
362
00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:46,673
A close-minded person might've
thought it was fuckin' insane.
363
00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:48,547
I'm so happy to be
out of that car.
364
00:15:48,631 --> 00:15:50,422
It really started to smell bad.
365
00:15:50,506 --> 00:15:52,422
Turns out there was
a mouse in the heat core!
366
00:15:52,506 --> 00:15:54,923
-Cooked like
a meatball! Yeah!
-Gross!
367
00:15:55,005 --> 00:15:56,339
Well, I'm glad to get outside.
368
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,255
I'm finally allowed to move
around a little more.
369
00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:00,130
Mmm, yeah,
I always wanted kids.
370
00:16:00,214 --> 00:16:02,297
I was diagnosed
with a caustic uterus.
371
00:16:02,381 --> 00:16:04,214
Labs came back
and turned out I had
372
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,047
more acid than
a truck battery.
373
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:07,381
Nature in its infinite wisdom.
374
00:16:07,464 --> 00:16:09,756
And Larry's sperm,
what little there was of it,
375
00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:12,464
didn't have a chance.
It was like swimming
into a bonfire.
376
00:16:12,547 --> 00:16:14,714
But, you know, that's life.
377
00:16:14,798 --> 00:16:16,381
You either get Wonged
out of a promotion,
378
00:16:16,464 --> 00:16:17,839
or end up spending
half your paycheck
379
00:16:17,923 --> 00:16:19,297
taking care of Dad
at the nursing home.
380
00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:21,005
There it is.
381
00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:22,381
Finally.
382
00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,381
The tedious wind-up has ended.
383
00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:26,089
-What?
-You damn well know
384
00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:28,381
I pay for everything
when it comes to Dad.
385
00:16:28,464 --> 00:16:29,964
-Oh?
-The private room,
386
00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:32,089
the food upgrade,
the electric wheelchair,
387
00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:35,047
that fucking balloon-twisting
idiot at casino night.
388
00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:37,589
Sweat equity, Robert.
You can look it up.
389
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:39,297
The sweat equity
that it takes
390
00:16:39,381 --> 00:16:40,923
to wheel him
into the Sunshine Room,
391
00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:42,631
so he can see
the fucking goldfish!
392
00:16:42,714 --> 00:16:45,255
Or push him outside,
so he can watch
the trucks go by!
393
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,631
Or the sweat equity it takes
to hold his penis,
394
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:50,047
so he can piss in a cup
without baptizing the walls!
395
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:52,381
What the fuck is wrong
with you, you psycho?
396
00:16:52,464 --> 00:16:55,589
That is a job for
a male nurse, Cathy!
397
00:16:55,673 --> 00:16:57,631
Keep your hands off Dad's penis!
398
00:16:58,255 --> 00:16:59,839
You need to crack
your wallet, Shylock.
399
00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:02,589
All right?
If I wanna get robbed,
I'll go to Tijuana.
400
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,547
Look, okay, there's
something to be said
401
00:17:04,631 --> 00:17:06,005
for putting
real time in, Robby.
402
00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:07,714
Just stay out of it, Jackie.
You don't understand
403
00:17:07,798 --> 00:17:10,047
what's happening here.
This shit pre-dates you.
404
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,464
It's a fucking shakedown!
405
00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:13,756
Am I right or am I wrong, Larry?
406
00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:15,339
Cathy:
Leave him out of it!
407
00:17:15,422 --> 00:17:17,547
♪ ♪
408
00:17:18,422 --> 00:17:19,923
(brakes screeching)
409
00:17:30,714 --> 00:17:32,547
Do you know the gas, time,
and effort that goes into
410
00:17:32,631 --> 00:17:35,047
bringing him an Oreo Blast
from Sonic
411
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,714
and hosing him down afterwards?
412
00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:38,673
Dairy gives him
explosive diarrhea.
413
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:41,839
-I know!
-I should have you
fucking arrested!
414
00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:43,214
Frances:
Robert?
415
00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:46,798
Oh, he goes. He goes!
416
00:17:50,339 --> 00:17:51,506
Robert?
417
00:17:52,422 --> 00:17:54,339
Hey. What's going on?
418
00:17:54,422 --> 00:17:57,923
Hey, mildly curious--
where's your cell phone?
419
00:17:58,005 --> 00:18:00,339
Um, I don't know.
It's around somewhere.
420
00:18:00,422 --> 00:18:02,005
Oh, that's perfect.
421
00:18:02,089 --> 00:18:04,422
Okay, well, can you step in here
for a second, so you and--
422
00:18:04,506 --> 00:18:06,714
Cathy:
Is that who I think it is?
423
00:18:06,798 --> 00:18:09,673
Well, strike up the band,
Barbie's here!
424
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,964
It was an ambush.
You should've called first.
425
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:16,089
Hey Boney Maroney,
I want a hug.
Can I get a hug?
426
00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:18,381
Come on!
(squealing)
427
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,381
(Frances groaning)
428
00:18:20,464 --> 00:18:24,047
(chuckling) Cathy.
Oh, Cathy, Cathy.
429
00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:27,339
What a-- what a--
what a disturbing surprise.
430
00:18:27,422 --> 00:18:29,714
You're telling me.
I thought we got rid of you.
431
00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:32,714
But like they say,
even a blind dog
finds its way home, right?
432
00:18:32,798 --> 00:18:36,798
Yes, yes. And recalls fondly
why it left in the first place.
433
00:18:38,214 --> 00:18:39,589
Mmmm!
434
00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:44,005
You are right,
these Harvest Bowls
are so good!
435
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,130
Mm-hmm.
436
00:18:45,214 --> 00:18:46,714
But aren't they like
a million calories?
437
00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:49,047
Not if you get it
without the rice.
438
00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:51,881
You're a genius,
and I love you.
439
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,839
(chuckling)
440
00:18:55,339 --> 00:18:56,714
Thank you.
441
00:18:57,798 --> 00:19:00,381
Damn, you got Sweetgreen?
442
00:19:00,464 --> 00:19:01,881
I'm on the walkie, you know.
443
00:19:01,964 --> 00:19:03,422
Hmm.
444
00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:08,381
I don't know what
to say anymore, Taylor.
445
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,130
I'm worn out.
446
00:19:10,214 --> 00:19:11,464
Who is this old man?
447
00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:12,923
My grandfather.
448
00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:14,673
But you can't live
with me anymore.
449
00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:16,714
You're gonna have to go
to Gail and Andy's.
450
00:19:16,798 --> 00:19:18,714
-If they'll take you.
-Taylor: In Harrisburg?
451
00:19:18,798 --> 00:19:21,381
That is so mean!
I can't move there!
452
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:24,089
Well, I'm sorry.
You had enough warnings.
453
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:29,339
No. Wrong approach, Grandpa.
454
00:19:29,422 --> 00:19:31,172
This is a good girl here.
455
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,798
She needs guidance,
not warnings.
456
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,089
See this?
457
00:19:36,339 --> 00:19:37,673
Voila!
458
00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,506
Absolved.
459
00:19:39,589 --> 00:19:41,297
She's innocent.
460
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:45,172
Now, you apologize to her
about that Gail and Andy shit.
461
00:19:45,255 --> 00:19:46,714
And then you know
what you're gonna do?
462
00:19:46,798 --> 00:19:49,130
You are gonna take her
to the third floor,
463
00:19:49,214 --> 00:19:50,506
and you're gonna buy her
464
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,464
that leather jacket
that she tried to steal.
465
00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:55,089
It's called communication.
466
00:19:57,798 --> 00:19:59,881
You have it in her size?
467
00:20:01,756 --> 00:20:03,339
So anyway, I told that cop.
468
00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:06,381
-I said, "Fine, come on,
give me the ticket."
-Hey, Frances.
469
00:20:06,464 --> 00:20:07,964
Oh, hey, Jackie.
470
00:20:08,047 --> 00:20:09,673
"But I'm gonna fight it,
471
00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:11,756
"and I'm gonna
tell the judge
472
00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:13,172
that you were staring
at my crotch."
473
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,839
Isn't Cathy fun?
474
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,297
Oh. (chuckles)
475
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,756
Gosh, Cathy is so many things.
476
00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:23,714
It's-- it's hard to whittle
it down to just
one imprecise word.
477
00:20:23,798 --> 00:20:25,214
Hmm. (sniffing)
478
00:20:25,297 --> 00:20:27,923
Wow, you finally ditched
that smelly Lustre-Creme?
479
00:20:28,005 --> 00:20:31,381
I think they stopped making
Lustre-Creme in 1953.
480
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,714
Much more your era.
481
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,047
Say, is it me, or did you
shrink an inch or two?
482
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:39,339
Nah, it's just those flashy,
money-maker stilettos
you're wearing.
483
00:20:39,422 --> 00:20:41,339
We all gotta sell
our ass somehow, right?
484
00:20:42,089 --> 00:20:43,798
Just their little dance.
485
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:47,714
Larry, it's garbage!
Drag it to the curb!
486
00:20:47,798 --> 00:20:49,631
What'd you bring it
in here for, show and tell?
487
00:20:50,297 --> 00:20:51,798
Jeez. Hi, Larry.
How you doin'?
488
00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:54,130
But I guess I assume that's
sort of a dumb question.
489
00:20:54,214 --> 00:20:56,964
He can't hear you.
Metallica, full blast.
490
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,923
Okay, okay.
Can I grab you
for a few minutes?
491
00:21:00,005 --> 00:21:02,089
-Cathy: Me?
-No.
492
00:21:02,881 --> 00:21:05,756
But you know what, Cathy?
Tell Jackie that fun story
493
00:21:05,839 --> 00:21:08,381
about how you got kicked
out of the dinner theater
494
00:21:08,464 --> 00:21:10,381
for stalking Tom Wopat.
495
00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:15,130
Oh, anyway, the lights had
gone out during halftime, right?
496
00:21:15,214 --> 00:21:18,756
She has no business
sharing her opinions
with him.
497
00:21:18,839 --> 00:21:22,547
It's disrespectful to us,
but especially me,
his mother.
498
00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:24,756
Just find this hard to believe.
499
00:21:24,839 --> 00:21:26,881
What does he claim
she said exactly?
500
00:21:26,964 --> 00:21:29,756
Oh, um, you know,
"Well, Jackie says college
is a waste of time.
501
00:21:29,839 --> 00:21:32,547
Jackie never went to college,
and Jackie makes crazy money."
502
00:21:32,631 --> 00:21:33,673
Why would he make it up?
503
00:21:33,756 --> 00:21:35,714
Okay, so clearly
something was said,
504
00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:37,005
and we don't know...
505
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,297
Wait a second.
506
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,339
How did this conversation
even happen?
507
00:21:42,089 --> 00:21:43,756
Are you winding him up?
508
00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:46,005
Yeah, we-we agreed to lay off.
509
00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:47,964
Well, I don't...
510
00:21:48,047 --> 00:21:52,381
I don't know that we
necessarily agreed to lay off.
511
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:56,297
We said briefly,
so I was-- I was brief.
512
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,255
That's bullshit
and you know it.
513
00:21:58,339 --> 00:21:59,547
You and I have
a clear understanding
514
00:21:59,631 --> 00:22:01,255
when it comes to
these kids, Frances.
515
00:22:01,339 --> 00:22:03,547
It's an alliance,
and you're fucking around
with that.
516
00:22:03,631 --> 00:22:05,631
All right, well, you know what?
It needs to be dealt with,
517
00:22:05,714 --> 00:22:06,881
so let's figure it out.
518
00:22:06,964 --> 00:22:08,506
Just don't worry about it.
519
00:22:08,589 --> 00:22:11,255
-He's going to college
in the fall.
-You bet.
520
00:22:13,714 --> 00:22:15,964
(sighs)
Let me talk to Jackie.
521
00:22:16,047 --> 00:22:18,839
She's all yours...
as soon as I finish.
522
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:21,130
(sighs)
523
00:22:23,047 --> 00:22:25,923
Um, Jackie, are you
in the middle of something?
524
00:22:26,005 --> 00:22:28,798
Yes, I'm ordering Chia seeds.
What's up?
525
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,964
Just a question, um...
526
00:22:31,047 --> 00:22:33,547
Do you recall
ever suggesting to Tom
527
00:22:33,631 --> 00:22:35,172
that he shouldn't
go to college?
528
00:22:35,255 --> 00:22:37,255
No. Why would I do that?
529
00:22:37,339 --> 00:22:40,130
You didn't tell him that
college was a waste of time?
530
00:22:40,214 --> 00:22:42,839
Uh, we may have
talked about college,
531
00:22:42,923 --> 00:22:45,339
but it was just
a general conversation.
532
00:22:45,422 --> 00:22:48,673
Okay, so you didn't
try to persuade him
533
00:22:48,756 --> 00:22:49,839
that he shouldn't go?
534
00:22:49,923 --> 00:22:52,589
I didn't push him either way.
I--
535
00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:55,673
I may have said
it's not for everybody,
and it wasn't for me.
536
00:22:55,756 --> 00:22:58,047
A-ha! Exactly!
537
00:22:58,130 --> 00:23:00,673
Well, see, for him
that was a push.
538
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,464
And now he says
he's not going,
539
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:05,422
which was not particularly
helpful to me, to Robert,
or to Tom.
540
00:23:05,506 --> 00:23:08,589
So I'm not allowed
to have a conversation
541
00:23:08,673 --> 00:23:10,839
with my stepson in my own home
542
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,839
where he lives half the time
543
00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:15,047
-where I cook his meals?
-No.
544
00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:19,047
No, there are subjects
with my kids--
with our kids--
545
00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:20,381
that are off limits.
546
00:23:20,464 --> 00:23:22,798
You haven't earned
those conversations,
547
00:23:22,881 --> 00:23:27,339
-and I really need you
to respect that.
-(scoffs)
548
00:23:30,547 --> 00:23:31,964
(Cathy snorts)
549
00:23:32,047 --> 00:23:35,381
God, if we could bottle
the envy in her eyes,
550
00:23:35,464 --> 00:23:37,047
we could blow up Russia.
551
00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:38,881
Get over it, Farrah.
552
00:23:38,964 --> 00:23:42,172
Robert planted one in her belly,
and now you're in the rear view.
553
00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:43,255
So go find a life.
554
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,714
Cathy, shut the fuck up.
555
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:49,172
Cathy, I know this is not
like a bombshell headline...
556
00:23:49,839 --> 00:23:53,339
but every single word
that comes out of your mouth
557
00:23:53,422 --> 00:23:56,255
is designed to make
someone feel shitty.
558
00:23:56,339 --> 00:23:58,881
And normally,
I could give a shit,
559
00:23:58,964 --> 00:24:01,756
because I have the misfortune
of knowing you so well.
560
00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:03,923
But this time, you did it.
561
00:24:04,005 --> 00:24:05,589
You made me feel shitty.
562
00:24:05,673 --> 00:24:07,422
So congratulations.
563
00:24:07,506 --> 00:24:09,255
Once again,
I'm cast as the villain.
564
00:24:09,339 --> 00:24:11,130
Because you are
the villain!
565
00:24:11,214 --> 00:24:14,047
You're that fucking
white runt from Middle Earth.
566
00:24:14,130 --> 00:24:15,631
And you're a misogynist!
567
00:24:15,714 --> 00:24:18,339
You can't handle a strong
and independent woman!
568
00:24:18,422 --> 00:24:20,506
That's why you surround
yourself with these bimbos.
569
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:22,964
-Okay, bitch.
-Okay, checking out.
570
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,839
-(chuckles) Oh, boy!
-Jackie: How is this funny?
571
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:30,464
-You should be pissed.
-Jackie, I'm sorry,
but when you married Robert,
572
00:24:30,547 --> 00:24:33,255
you inherited all
of his accessories.
573
00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:36,339
It's not my problem anymore.
I'm free.
574
00:24:39,047 --> 00:24:40,506
Hey.
575
00:24:41,381 --> 00:24:42,506
(whispering):
Hey.
576
00:24:42,589 --> 00:24:45,923
Good-bye, Larry.
Stay strong.
577
00:24:47,756 --> 00:24:50,464
Oh, have you seen
Lila's Sit-Upon?
578
00:24:50,547 --> 00:24:52,798
-The petri dish pillow?
-Yeah.
579
00:24:52,881 --> 00:24:55,964
No...
Wait, did we lose it?
580
00:24:56,047 --> 00:24:57,547
(sighing)
I don't know.
581
00:24:58,214 --> 00:24:59,756
I'll call the renters.
582
00:24:59,839 --> 00:25:02,214
I'll see if they let me
in the garage to look for it.
583
00:25:03,339 --> 00:25:04,923
What's a petri dish pillow?
584
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,255
(sighing):
It's too hard to explain.
585
00:25:14,255 --> 00:25:16,422
(fan clicks, blows)
586
00:25:22,089 --> 00:25:23,589
How do you do it, Larry?
587
00:25:24,214 --> 00:25:27,506
Not to dredge up
less happier times, but...
588
00:25:27,589 --> 00:25:28,881
ever since you tried
to kill yourself,
589
00:25:28,964 --> 00:25:31,089
you just seem
weirdly at peace.
590
00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,297
What's the secret?
591
00:25:37,130 --> 00:25:39,005
Cathy:
Larry, wait!
592
00:25:39,089 --> 00:25:42,339
Move your fat ass and put
that crap in the cooler!
593
00:25:42,422 --> 00:25:43,839
Jesus.
594
00:25:43,923 --> 00:25:45,923
So much is said in silence.
595
00:25:48,339 --> 00:25:50,297
Stay gold, Larry.
596
00:25:52,464 --> 00:25:53,714
You know, it's hurtful
597
00:25:53,798 --> 00:25:56,089
that you don't appreciate
all that I do for Dad.
598
00:25:56,172 --> 00:25:57,839
You don't live there,
so you don't know.
599
00:25:57,923 --> 00:26:00,255
I'll send you
three grand in the mail.
600
00:26:01,005 --> 00:26:02,506
Don't come up here again.
601
00:26:02,589 --> 00:26:03,756
Done.
602
00:26:04,339 --> 00:26:08,839
Larry, it's just a few bags,
not a Chinese slat puzzle!
603
00:26:08,923 --> 00:26:11,756
Jam 'em in
and let's blow this shitbox!
604
00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:13,297
God!
605
00:26:19,172 --> 00:26:21,756
I can't believe you didn't
have my back with Frances.
606
00:26:21,839 --> 00:26:25,673
You just fucking stood there.
It was so insulting.
607
00:26:25,756 --> 00:26:27,923
You're married
to me now, remember?
608
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:31,297
God, I'm sick of this shit.
609
00:26:38,339 --> 00:26:40,547
(sighs deeply)
610
00:26:42,798 --> 00:26:44,881
So much is said in silence.
611
00:26:44,964 --> 00:26:48,005
♪ ♪
612
00:26:56,756 --> 00:26:58,172
(doorbell rings)
613
00:26:59,631 --> 00:27:02,756
♪ Sometimes if you want
to have a clean shirt ♪
614
00:27:02,839 --> 00:27:05,464
-Hi! You made it!
-Yeah, I'm sorry I'm late,
615
00:27:05,547 --> 00:27:07,964
but I'll be--
I'll be really fast
and be really quiet.
616
00:27:08,047 --> 00:27:10,422
Oh, no worries, the key's
still under the flower pot.
617
00:27:10,506 --> 00:27:11,798
Okay, thanks.
618
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:16,005
("Sometimes I Feel" by
Richard Hawley playing)
619
00:27:16,089 --> 00:27:19,089
♪ Sometimes if you really
don't wanna go the way
the world is ♪
620
00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:21,631
♪ You just can't stop it ♪
621
00:27:21,714 --> 00:27:25,631
♪ And I don't know
which one I rely on ♪
622
00:27:25,714 --> 00:27:27,756
♪ But I don't rely on it ♪
623
00:27:29,130 --> 00:27:34,047
♪ And all these things
I know to be true ♪
624
00:27:36,381 --> 00:27:44,130
♪ And each one brings
me closer to you, you ♪
625
00:27:44,214 --> 00:27:47,923
♪ And in all weathers
we are realized ♪
626
00:27:49,923 --> 00:27:54,673
♪ Its water drips and feeds
back through the night ♪
627
00:27:56,756 --> 00:28:04,464
♪ To be bathed in the sun's
yellow healing light ♪
628
00:28:04,547 --> 00:28:08,422
♪ And all the things
I've ever loved ♪
629
00:28:08,506 --> 00:28:15,381
♪ Bring me closer
to you, you ♪
630
00:28:15,464 --> 00:28:20,130
♪ Bring me closer
to you, you ♪
631
00:28:21,297 --> 00:28:29,506
♪ Bring me closer
to you, you ♪
632
00:28:29,589 --> 00:28:33,756
♪ And all the things
I've ever loved ♪
633
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:36,506
♪ Each day with
the glory of it all ♪
634
00:28:40,506 --> 00:28:43,422
♪ I find ♪
635
00:29:43,089 --> 00:29:44,089
Hey, you mind if I--
636
00:29:44,172 --> 00:29:46,005
Would it be weird if I asked
Frances out?
637
00:29:46,673 --> 00:29:48,297
-I would like you to meet Henry.
-Hey, Robert!
638
00:29:48,381 --> 00:29:49,798
So you're officially
off the market?
639
00:29:49,881 --> 00:29:51,839
-Yep.
-Good luck, dick face.
640
00:29:52,839 --> 00:29:54,506
FRANCES DUFRESNE: I can bring
dinner over tomorrow night.
641
00:29:54,589 --> 00:29:55,881
Why the hell would you want
to do that?
642
00:29:55,964 --> 00:29:57,089
We're trying to be a family,
643
00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:58,673
and I don't want there
to be tension.
644
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:03,172
I predict a lovely evening
filled with banter and bonding.
645
00:30:03,714 --> 00:30:05,422
I found a buyer for your house.
646
00:30:05,506 --> 00:30:07,589
My and Frances' old house?
It's not for sale.
647
00:30:07,673 --> 00:30:09,422
♪ (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
648
00:30:09,506 --> 00:30:10,881
So, Henry, do you have kids?
649
00:30:10,964 --> 00:30:11,964
Uh, step-kids.
650
00:30:12,047 --> 00:30:14,089
So, your ex. Is she white too?
651
00:30:14,339 --> 00:30:15,255
JACKIE GIANNOPOLIS: Robbie!
652
00:30:15,339 --> 00:30:16,631
Did I just micro-aggress you,
man?
653
00:30:16,714 --> 00:30:17,631
-You think?
-I'm so sorry.
654
00:30:17,714 --> 00:30:20,214
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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