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Hey, remember my fart from last night?
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Be more specific.
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Maybe this will ring a bell.
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Oh, yeah.
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I taught it to love its country.
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It's "Stankee Doodle Dandy."
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Cool. Play something else.
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Play "Happy Birthday"
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'cause my birthday's coming up.
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Play "Happy Stankee Birthday."
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Do it. Do it.
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It'll be funny. Do it.
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Hey, Courtney, take a chill pill.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Uh...
No, it's all right.
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No, guys, guys.
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I will take a chill pill, I will.
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Because I have
a congenital heart condition,
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and I take them every day.
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I had shingles once.
I have a cut on my leg.
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Those things aren't congenital.
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Show's over.
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We got to get our congenitals to class.
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Hi, Lin.
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Hey, Gretchen.
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Just came by to return this bottle
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of water you left at the salon.
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When did I leave that there?
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Two weeks ago.
Oh.
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Hey, do you guys have a lost and found?
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Yeah. Why?
What'd you lose?
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15 pounds. Look at me.
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Oh, yeah, you lost weight.
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Good for you.
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Wow, what's your secret, Gretchen?
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I went on the Skin Deep diet.
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You can only eat fruits
and vegetable skins,
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and the weight just fell right off.
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One time, I accidentally
ate a banana peel,
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but I didn't look like you afterwards.
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Whoa.
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Humph, err...
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Well, I got to run.
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Hey, Gretchen.
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Wow, you look great.
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Did you lose weight?
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Little bit. Look--
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my tattoo's not stretched out anymore.
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It almost looks like a regular dolphin.
Wow, yeah.
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Look at my thigh tattoo, Bobby.
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Oh, let me pull my shorts up here.
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It's okay.
Okay. All right.
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Bye, Gretchen.
Bye, everybody.
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Bye.
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You're perfect the way you are.
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Don't lose one more pound.
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I won't, probably.
I don't know.
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Gretchen looks good, huh?
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Yeah, I guess she looks all right.
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Why is your eye twitching?
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Because I'm very happy for her.
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So what if she's the hot one now,
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and I'm the one with the muffin top.
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Oh, come on, Lin, you look great.
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I like your muffin top.
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So you think I have a muffin top?
What?
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No, no, I said... No.
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I'm going on that diet, Bob,
and when I'm done,
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I'm gonna look like
Gretchen's skinny sister.
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Gretchen's sister is skinny, Lin,
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but it's because she's
on methamphetamines.
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Whatever works, Teddy.
Don't judge!
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If you guys are trying to
cut the line, forget it.
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Lenny's giving us backwards cuts.
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Backwards cuts?
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They found a loophole.
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Hey, Gene, guess what?
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What, Rupa?
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I know someone who likes you.
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Is it Lenny?
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'Cause I want backwards cuts.
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I think she means someone
like-likes you.
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Uh-huh.
Oh.
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Is it the school nurse?
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She said I was the perfect temperature.
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Can't tell you.
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It's a secret.
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Aw, I guess we'll never know now.
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Well, whoever she is, I hope she
appreciates that I can do this.
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Ah, ah, baa, baa, ba.
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Dun dun da-dun-dun, baa-baa.
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I don't get it.
Bop. Bop.
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I try and try and he ends up
with the secret crush.
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Maybe don't try so hard, girlfriend.
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Okay, I see your point.
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Who do you think
like-likes Gene?
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"Puberty, puberty,
puberty."
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That's all I hear when you guys talk.
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But we're his sisters.
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What if we don't approve of her?
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Oh, judging people.
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Well, when you put it like that...
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Bad hair, bad breath, bad attitude,
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eyes, nose, mouth, posture...
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So, we know it's not
Sarah, Wendy or Lizzie.
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Maybe it's Julie?
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Nah, she like-likes
Lenny Destefano.
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Geez, who isn't
on the Lenny Destefano train.
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It sold out even
before it left the station.
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Uh-huh.
What about Rupa?
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Maybe she told us
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about the secret crush
to throw us off her trail?
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No. Rupa's not that smart.
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She thought elbow macaroni
was made of elbows.
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Oh, and that's not true.
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Maybe it's someone
we're not thinking of.
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Courtney Wheeler!
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Hi, Gene.
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I heard somebody
like-likes you.
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Do you know who it is?
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Nope.
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She's in your grade,
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and she thinks you're really cute.
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And she has blond hair.
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And she's looking right at you.
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It's me!
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Oh, boy.
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So, do you
like-like Courtney?
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Do you want to go out with her?
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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You like-like her, right?
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Yes.
Uh...
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I guess?
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
he said yes, But he did.
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You guys are going out.
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Let's make it official.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Aw.
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Uh, is this forever?
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Oh right, I forgot.
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Oh, no.
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There it is.
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It's all, eh,
written down.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
All right.
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Well, thank you.
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Bog Harbor Catholic has an opening.
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You'll just need to wear a skirt
and go by the name Eugenia.
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Louise, what are you talking about?
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Gene's switching schools.
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Gene, why do you want to switch schools?
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Are you being bullied?
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Who's hurting my baby boy?
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I wish I had a bully.
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This is way worse.
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Courtney Wheeler
like-likes him.
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Oh...!
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Courtney asked Gene if
he wanted to go out with her,
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and he said yes.
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All right, Gene, you're on the board.
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Way to go.
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I hear dating bells.
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So, who's Courtney?
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Courtney Wheeler is the most
annoying girl in my grade.
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In school.
In the world.
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Oh, well, what's so bad about her?
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She talks too much,
she breathes too loud,
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and she's always sucking
on her necklace.
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And her breath smells like sweat.
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Yeah, and she talks on her phone
when she goes to the bathroom.
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It's confusing.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Good. Thanks for asking.
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I'm in the bathroom.
Where are you?
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I'm in the bathroom, too.
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I thought you knew that.
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Sorry, hold on.
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Some girl thinks I'm talking to her.
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Oh, well get rid of her.
I'll wait here.
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Gene, then why did you say
you'd go out with her?
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Her friends were staring at me!
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I didn't want to be a jerk, Dad.
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Well, you're not being a jerk
if you don't like her.
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Like-like her.
Like-like her.
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Your father's right, Gene.
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When did Mom start eating garbage?
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These are potato peels.
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I'm on the Skin Deep diet.
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I'm only allowed to eat
fruit and vegetable skins.
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It's delicious.
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You know, the longer you wait,
the harder
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it's gonna be to tell her
how you really feel.
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Oh, yeah?
When are you gonna
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tell Mom how you really feel?
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Huh? Huh?
What'd he say?
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Hi, Gene.
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- Hi, Courtney.
- Aww. So cute.
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We're walking into school together.
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'Cause, you know, now we're going out.
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Take my hand.
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You should know
when you hold hands with me,
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you hold hands
with everything I've ever eaten.
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I don't care if they're sticky.
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Just makes them harder to pull apart.
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So cute.
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Unbelievable.
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You guys, we're going in.
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Yech!
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Do you know where to hit me
on my head to give me amnesia?
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Right here. Who am I?
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Tina, try again.
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Who am I?
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Tina, try again.
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Who am I?
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Tina, harder!
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♪ We go together like
rama-lama-lama ♪
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♪ Ka-ding-ka-dingy-dong
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♪ Remembered forever
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♪ As shoo-bop-shoo-wada-wada
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♪ Yipidy-boom-di-boom
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♪ Chang-chang,
changity-chang-shoo-bop ♪
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♪ That's the way it should be
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♪ Wah-ooh.... yeah!
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Aww.
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♪ We're one of a kind Yech!
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♪ Like dip-di-dip-di-dip
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♪ Doo-wop-a-dooby-doo
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♪ Our names are signed
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♪ Boogity-boogity-boogity
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♪ Shooby-doo-wop-shoo-bop
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♪ Chang-chang, changity...
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Mom, a whole cantaloupe skin?
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You sure?
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I earned it.
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All I had for breakfast was kiwi fuzz.
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It was like licking
your father's back. Ugh.
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Thanks, Lin.
What?
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Gene, let me get this straight.
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I'm driving you on a date with a girl
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who you don't like and should've
broken up with by now?
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Like-like.
Tina, I know.
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Actually, it's a double date.
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Julie and Lenny Destefano are coming.
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Julie better not get
too attached to Lenny.
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That is one stallion
that won't be broken.
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Here, Dad, you'll
probably need ear plugs.
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And if those aren't enough,
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hit yourself over the head with this.
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I'm sure she's not that bad, Louise.
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Hmm... she kind of is.
Ehh... you would be wrong.
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Prepare to be surprised.
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Dad, take it, take it.
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I don't even need it back, just take it.
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Good-bye.
All right, well, good luck finding
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a drive-thru hammer store.
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Kick, kick, kick.
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Courtney, will you
stop kicking the seat?
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I'm not kicking. Kick.
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Really?
I can feel it.
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And you're saying kick.
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No. It's not me. Kick.
263
00:08:16,891 --> 00:08:18,108
Well, Julie's too far away.
264
00:08:18,159 --> 00:08:19,359
And it's not Lenny.
265
00:08:19,393 --> 00:08:21,445
Not me, Mr. B.
Oh, I know, Lenny.
266
00:08:21,496 --> 00:08:23,146
Maybe you're just
imagining it. Kick.
267
00:08:23,181 --> 00:08:24,498
Did you feel that?
268
00:08:24,532 --> 00:08:25,866
Yes.
Kick.
269
00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:27,200
How about that?
270
00:08:27,234 --> 00:08:28,485
Courtney, please.
271
00:08:28,519 --> 00:08:29,853
Courtney can't control her legs
272
00:08:29,887 --> 00:08:31,838
because she has
a congenital heart condition.
273
00:08:31,873 --> 00:08:33,790
What do those things have
to do with each other?
274
00:08:33,841 --> 00:08:35,792
What does anything have
to do with each other?
275
00:08:35,843 --> 00:08:37,260
Oh, my God.
276
00:08:39,230 --> 00:08:41,364
Gene.
What?
277
00:08:41,399 --> 00:08:42,999
She's so annoying.
I know.
278
00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:45,202
You have to break up with her.
I know.
279
00:08:45,236 --> 00:08:46,970
Get back in the car.
We can drive away.
280
00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:48,839
Seriously?
I think so.
281
00:08:48,873 --> 00:08:50,741
Forget it, forget it.
It's too late. Here she comes.
282
00:08:50,775 --> 00:08:52,309
I don't know how
to break up with her, Dad.
283
00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,493
Just.... Oh hi, Courtney.
284
00:08:53,528 --> 00:08:54,661
We were just talking.
285
00:08:54,695 --> 00:08:55,862
Just chatting.
286
00:08:55,897 --> 00:08:57,364
Come on, Gene, let's go, come on!
287
00:08:57,398 --> 00:08:58,932
I just want to finish
these chats with Dad.
288
00:08:58,966 --> 00:09:01,435
Dad, I just want to chat
with you some more.
289
00:09:01,469 --> 00:09:03,170
We have to go get seats in the back row
290
00:09:03,204 --> 00:09:04,504
'cause people complain
about the way I chew
291
00:09:04,539 --> 00:09:06,857
for some reason.
Gene, I'm so sorry.
292
00:09:08,459 --> 00:09:10,026
I want to break up with Courtney,
293
00:09:10,061 --> 00:09:12,062
but it's so hard.
294
00:09:12,096 --> 00:09:15,165
My life is more difficult than
anyone else's on the planet,
295
00:09:15,199 --> 00:09:18,602
and, yes, I'm including
starving children, so don't ask.
296
00:09:18,636 --> 00:09:19,886
Why don't we practice?
297
00:09:19,921 --> 00:09:21,088
Tina, you be Courtney.
298
00:09:21,122 --> 00:09:22,255
Gene, break up with her.
299
00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:23,907
Go ahead, you can do it.
300
00:09:23,941 --> 00:09:26,076
Courtney, I think we should break up.
301
00:09:26,110 --> 00:09:27,711
Oh, okay.
302
00:09:27,745 --> 00:09:28,912
Please don't be sad.
303
00:09:28,946 --> 00:09:30,080
No, I get it.
304
00:09:30,114 --> 00:09:31,214
It's fine.
305
00:09:31,249 --> 00:09:32,516
It wouldn't have worked anyway.
306
00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:34,634
This is so hard!
Can't I just wait
307
00:09:34,669 --> 00:09:37,070
till we go to different colleges
and lose touch?
308
00:09:37,105 --> 00:09:38,371
You're doing good.
You're doing good.
309
00:09:38,406 --> 00:09:39,739
Come on, try it with me.
310
00:09:39,774 --> 00:09:41,541
Courtney, I think we should break up.
311
00:09:41,576 --> 00:09:44,044
What?! You'll never
break up with me!
312
00:09:44,078 --> 00:09:45,979
I will kill you first!
313
00:09:46,013 --> 00:09:47,364
Forget it.
314
00:09:47,398 --> 00:09:49,733
I'm not doing it.
Yes, you are. Again!
315
00:09:49,767 --> 00:09:51,635
Courtney, I think we should break up.
316
00:09:51,669 --> 00:09:53,270
Nooooo!
Again!
317
00:09:53,304 --> 00:09:54,671
I think we should break up.
318
00:09:56,924 --> 00:09:58,325
Courtney, I think we should break up.
319
00:09:58,359 --> 00:10:00,293
I understand.
Again.
320
00:10:00,328 --> 00:10:01,795
Courtney, I think we should break up.
321
00:10:01,829 --> 00:10:03,230
You're ready.
322
00:10:03,264 --> 00:10:04,965
I think we should break up.
323
00:10:04,999 --> 00:10:06,933
I think we should break up.
I think we should break up.
324
00:10:06,968 --> 00:10:08,235
We don't want any.
325
00:10:08,269 --> 00:10:09,336
Okay, bye.
326
00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:10,637
Hold on, wait a second.
327
00:10:10,671 --> 00:10:12,305
I'm kidding.
That was a joke.
328
00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:15,075
What can I do for you?
Is Courtney home?
329
00:10:15,109 --> 00:10:16,810
Who's asking?
I'm Gene.
330
00:10:16,844 --> 00:10:18,845
Oh, so you're the famous Gene.
331
00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,564
Come on in, famous Gene.
332
00:10:20,615 --> 00:10:22,649
Uh... okay.
333
00:10:22,683 --> 00:10:24,417
Courtney!
334
00:10:24,452 --> 00:10:26,453
Hold on, I'm yell...
You got to yell up the stairs.
335
00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,155
She can't hear me.
Gene's down here, Court!
336
00:10:28,189 --> 00:10:30,273
I'm taking my pill, Daddy.
337
00:10:30,308 --> 00:10:32,075
Tell him I'll be down in a second.
338
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,010
Okay, she's taking her pill.
She's gonna be down...
339
00:10:34,045 --> 00:10:35,345
You probably heard that, didn't you?
340
00:10:35,379 --> 00:10:36,479
Follow me.
341
00:10:36,514 --> 00:10:38,415
Whoa!
342
00:10:40,568 --> 00:10:42,002
Where did you get all this stuff?
343
00:10:42,036 --> 00:10:43,837
Did your parents buy it for you?
344
00:10:43,871 --> 00:10:46,106
Yup, they did.
345
00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:48,708
You like that?
346
00:10:48,743 --> 00:10:50,844
Uh-huh.
Go ahead. Go nuts.
347
00:10:54,165 --> 00:10:55,498
Why do you have all this?
348
00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:56,600
Are you Moby?
349
00:10:56,634 --> 00:10:58,134
No.
350
00:10:58,169 --> 00:11:01,004
I'm not Moby,
but I am in the music business.
351
00:11:01,038 --> 00:11:02,505
I'm in the music business!
352
00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:03,506
Is that right?
353
00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:05,308
Well, I write jingles.
354
00:11:05,343 --> 00:11:07,143
Right now, I'm working on one
for Pips potato chips.
355
00:11:07,178 --> 00:11:09,346
♪ Pop in a Pips--
Pop! potato chips ♪
356
00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:10,347
Crunch!
357
00:11:10,381 --> 00:11:11,815
That's beautiful.
358
00:11:11,849 --> 00:11:14,150
I've never met a real artist before.
359
00:11:14,185 --> 00:11:17,020
Well, Gene, now that you're
Courtney's new friend,
360
00:11:17,054 --> 00:11:19,522
you got an all-access
pass to gear heaven!
361
00:11:19,557 --> 00:11:20,540
Oh, my God!
362
00:11:20,574 --> 00:11:21,741
Gear heaven!
363
00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:33,970
Whee!
364
00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:36,422
Eeh, eeh, eeh, eeh...
365
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,643
Whoop, whoop, whoop, wah, wah...
366
00:11:39,694 --> 00:11:41,094
Hey, Gene.
367
00:11:41,112 --> 00:11:42,362
Moby?!
368
00:11:42,396 --> 00:11:44,097
Hey, Gene...
Gene!
369
00:11:44,131 --> 00:11:45,899
What'd you come over here to tell me?
370
00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:47,434
Um, well...
371
00:11:47,468 --> 00:11:49,719
Ooh! Explosion!
372
00:11:49,754 --> 00:11:51,554
Uh...
373
00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,241
What is it?
374
00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:58,878
I just wanted to tell you
that I like-like-like you!
375
00:11:58,913 --> 00:12:00,330
Wha-wha-really?
376
00:12:00,381 --> 00:12:01,848
Oh, my God!
377
00:12:04,451 --> 00:12:05,835
Daddy...
378
00:12:05,886 --> 00:12:07,887
♪ Gene and Courtney
sitting in a tree... ♪
379
00:12:07,922 --> 00:12:10,240
S-I-T-T-I-N-G!
380
00:12:14,578 --> 00:12:16,222
I can make this work!
381
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,391
He's back.
382
00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:21,612
Did you break up with Courtney?
No! Better!
383
00:12:21,646 --> 00:12:23,013
What could be better than that?
384
00:12:23,048 --> 00:12:24,415
I met her cool dad.
385
00:12:24,449 --> 00:12:25,683
Oh, you weak idiot!
386
00:12:25,717 --> 00:12:27,201
Louise, stop it.
387
00:12:27,235 --> 00:12:29,003
Seriously, Gene, what's wrong with you?
388
00:12:29,037 --> 00:12:30,537
Courtney's dad writes jingles.
389
00:12:30,572 --> 00:12:32,640
Remember Pawsage's Cat Sausages?
390
00:12:32,674 --> 00:12:34,308
Oh, yeah!
I remember that.
391
00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:39,780
♪ Pawsages are pawsitively
purrfect! Meow! ♪
392
00:12:39,814 --> 00:12:41,148
Ooh! That just made me hungry.
393
00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:43,183
God, Linda, just eat something.
No!
394
00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:45,019
Courtney's having
a birthday party this weekend,
395
00:12:45,053 --> 00:12:47,521
and great news--
I got us all on the list.
396
00:12:47,555 --> 00:12:49,623
Ooh! We're on the list!
397
00:12:49,658 --> 00:12:51,659
That's right, tummy. You're coming, too.
398
00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:53,460
What's that, tummy?
399
00:12:53,495 --> 00:12:55,663
No, you can't have ice cream.
400
00:12:55,697 --> 00:12:56,997
Count me out.
401
00:12:57,032 --> 00:12:59,033
Fine! Then you'll miss
my performance.
402
00:12:59,067 --> 00:12:59,867
What performance?
403
00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:01,035
I'm gonna write a jingle
404
00:13:01,069 --> 00:13:02,336
and sing it at the party.
405
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:04,004
When Doug hears it,
406
00:13:04,039 --> 00:13:06,056
he's gonna give me a record deal!
A jingle deal.
407
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:08,342
Her dad isn't gonna
give you a record deal, Gene.
408
00:13:08,376 --> 00:13:11,011
Yes, he is!
You can't keep going out with Courtney,
409
00:13:11,046 --> 00:13:12,379
just because of her dad.
410
00:13:12,414 --> 00:13:13,981
Yeah, you don't even
like-like her.
411
00:13:14,015 --> 00:13:16,684
No, I think I might
like-like her now.
412
00:13:16,718 --> 00:13:17,685
No, you don't.
413
00:13:17,719 --> 00:13:19,086
Nah, you don't, honey.
414
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,487
Why don't you try speaking in words,
415
00:13:20,522 --> 00:13:22,539
instead of your damn dirty lies!
416
00:13:22,574 --> 00:13:24,141
Seriously!
I think I do!
417
00:13:24,175 --> 00:13:25,909
When I shut my eyes and cover my ears,
418
00:13:25,944 --> 00:13:28,379
I feel like I maybe could spend
the rest of my life with her.
419
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,380
Aw...
420
00:13:29,414 --> 00:13:31,115
I mean, "oh."
421
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,354
Where's Gene?
422
00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:39,690
Oh, he's at Courtney's,
hitting on her dad.
423
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:41,892
Hey, Lin, can you check the
burgers on the grill for me?
424
00:13:41,926 --> 00:13:44,695
I can't be around food right now, Bob.
425
00:13:44,729 --> 00:13:47,097
You do realize you work
in a restaurant, right?
426
00:13:47,132 --> 00:13:49,400
Don't say restaurant;
it makes me hungry.
427
00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:52,002
You okay, Linda?
Mom's cranky because she's only had
428
00:13:52,037 --> 00:13:53,871
fruit and vegetable skins
for three days.
429
00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:55,105
Is your name Linda?
I don't think so!
430
00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:56,707
Whoa.
431
00:13:56,741 --> 00:13:58,175
I'm sorry, honey.
432
00:13:58,209 --> 00:13:59,526
Come here; I'm sorry.
433
00:14:00,562 --> 00:14:01,528
Come here.
434
00:14:01,563 --> 00:14:02,763
Come hug Mommy!
Okay.
435
00:14:02,797 --> 00:14:04,064
Mommy hug.
436
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:07,935
Mm! Did you use that
cocoa butter shampoo?
437
00:14:07,969 --> 00:14:09,570
Yeah.
438
00:14:09,604 --> 00:14:10,904
Bu... bu... bu...
439
00:14:10,939 --> 00:14:13,640
Butter... butter...
Lin... Lin...
440
00:14:13,675 --> 00:14:14,641
What? What?
441
00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:16,210
Stop eating Tina's hair.
442
00:14:17,612 --> 00:14:19,313
Dad, I made up a jingle for you.
443
00:14:19,347 --> 00:14:20,981
You want to hear it?
Not really.
444
00:14:21,016 --> 00:14:23,550
♪ Have a feast for your face
445
00:14:23,585 --> 00:14:26,120
♪ Have a burger
at Bald Bob's! ♪
446
00:14:26,154 --> 00:14:28,655
It was pretty good,
up until you said Bald Bob.
447
00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:31,492
Doug says when you write
a jingle, use alliteration.
448
00:14:31,526 --> 00:14:33,827
Oh, thanks for the lesson,
Professor Jingleberry.
449
00:14:33,862 --> 00:14:34,995
Good one.
450
00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:36,663
I've got one for you, too, Mort.
451
00:14:36,698 --> 00:14:38,098
♪ If you got yourself a stiff ♪
452
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:39,299
♪ Don't dump it in a ditch ♪
453
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:40,567
♪ Take your corpse
to Mort! ♪
454
00:14:40,602 --> 00:14:41,835
That's me!
455
00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:43,837
That was really good.
How about this one?
456
00:14:43,872 --> 00:14:44,972
♪ Told you to break up with Courtney ♪
457
00:14:45,006 --> 00:14:46,507
♪ And you didn't listen
458
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:47,741
♪ And now you're
stuck with her forever ♪
459
00:14:47,776 --> 00:14:49,309
♪ So suck it!
460
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:52,413
That's not very catchy,
but we'll work on it.
461
00:14:52,447 --> 00:14:56,683
♪ It's Friday, Friday,
gotta get down on Friday... ♪
462
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,254
I feel light-headed.
463
00:15:00,288 --> 00:15:01,688
I'm not feeling anything.
464
00:15:01,723 --> 00:15:03,690
I think somebody stepped on this batch.
465
00:15:03,725 --> 00:15:04,925
Cake, anyone?
466
00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:06,160
Not for me, I'm on a diet.
467
00:15:06,194 --> 00:15:07,961
Bob! Bob!
Take a piece of cake!
468
00:15:07,996 --> 00:15:08,962
I don't want cake.
469
00:15:08,997 --> 00:15:10,130
Just take a piece.
470
00:15:10,165 --> 00:15:11,298
I want to look
at it, up-close.
471
00:15:11,332 --> 00:15:12,633
Fine.
472
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,535
Oh, icing's like cake skin, right?
473
00:15:14,569 --> 00:15:15,536
What?!
474
00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:19,623
Lin, get ahold of yourself.
475
00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:22,793
Okay, I'm walking away from you now.
476
00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:24,845
So, Bob, I hear you're a burger man.
477
00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:27,548
Yep. Gene mentioned
that you write jingles.
478
00:15:27,582 --> 00:15:28,816
You thinking what I'm thinking?
479
00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:30,651
I'm afraid to say yes.
480
00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:39,460
♪ Blazin' beef and big old buns ♪
481
00:15:39,494 --> 00:15:40,861
♪ Bun, bun, bun,
bun-bun, bun-bun ♪
482
00:15:40,895 --> 00:15:42,181
♪ Bun, bun!
483
00:15:42,478 --> 00:15:43,559
Well, nice meeting you.
484
00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:44,748
Attention, everybody.
485
00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:47,167
Look at me!
Birthday girl talking!
486
00:15:47,202 --> 00:15:48,702
Come on, everyone!
487
00:15:48,736 --> 00:15:50,370
They make a cute couple, huh?
488
00:15:50,405 --> 00:15:53,073
They certainly are standing
next to each other.
489
00:15:53,108 --> 00:15:55,409
Mr. Belcher!
I said attention!
490
00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:56,460
He talked first, so...
491
00:15:56,494 --> 00:15:57,461
Well, he asked me a question.
492
00:15:57,495 --> 00:15:58,462
No... I didn't.
493
00:15:58,496 --> 00:15:59,463
Well, you did, too.
494
00:15:59,497 --> 00:16:01,365
Um, okay, anyway,
495
00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:03,300
Gene's written a love jingle about me,
496
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:04,701
and he's gonna perform it now.
497
00:16:06,337 --> 00:16:09,973
This is more of an extended
jingle jam/demo reel.
498
00:16:10,008 --> 00:16:12,042
I call it "Silent Love."
499
00:16:13,778 --> 00:16:16,647
♪ When I close my eyes
and I cover my ears ♪
500
00:16:16,681 --> 00:16:18,582
♪ It's almost like you aren't here ♪
501
00:16:18,616 --> 00:16:21,318
♪ It's a silent love--
shh! ♪
502
00:16:21,352 --> 00:16:22,686
Silent love!
503
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,988
- Shh!
- Silent love.
504
00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:26,256
No, seriously-- shh!
505
00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,225
Talkin' 'bout silent love!
506
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:29,843
Stop singing!
507
00:16:29,878 --> 00:16:32,079
All the ladies in the house
now: silent love!
508
00:16:32,113 --> 00:16:33,263
Silent love?
509
00:16:33,298 --> 00:16:34,498
Gene!
510
00:16:34,532 --> 00:16:36,099
I have to do the fellas in the house!
511
00:16:36,134 --> 00:16:37,234
You can't do the ladies
and not do the fellas!
512
00:16:37,268 --> 00:16:39,336
Just be quiet!
Let me sing!
513
00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:41,171
No! It's not a duet!
514
00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:43,607
♪ Silent love...
it's a silent... ♪
515
00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:45,375
You are so annoying!
516
00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:46,443
What?
517
00:16:46,477 --> 00:16:48,712
Just stop singing!
Stop talking!
518
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:49,713
Stop breathing!
519
00:16:56,588 --> 00:16:58,639
Do you think I've ruined her birthday?
520
00:16:58,759 --> 00:16:59,997
Nah.
521
00:17:05,731 --> 00:17:06,737
You were right, Dad.
522
00:17:06,871 --> 00:17:08,966
I should've broken up with
Courtney a long time ago.
523
00:17:09,086 --> 00:17:10,341
Now I've killed her.
524
00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:11,962
You didn't kill Courtney, Gene.
525
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,446
Yeah, honey, she'll be okay.
526
00:17:13,481 --> 00:17:14,447
Probably.
527
00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:16,032
Look at the bright side:
528
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,968
You'll never have to go out
with any girls again,
529
00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:19,302
because they all hate you.
530
00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:21,538
They hate me, Doug hates me...
531
00:17:21,572 --> 00:17:22,789
Lenny hates you.
532
00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:25,959
My career is ruined.
533
00:17:25,993 --> 00:17:28,195
Gene, Doug wasn't gonna
give you a record deal.
534
00:17:28,229 --> 00:17:29,629
He doesn't even give out record deals.
535
00:17:29,664 --> 00:17:30,947
He doesn't have that power.
536
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:33,466
Yes, he does!
No, he doesn't.
537
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:35,385
You don't know anything
about the music business.
538
00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:37,120
Look, the
doctor's coming over.
539
00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:38,288
Tina, are you still doing helium?
540
00:17:38,322 --> 00:17:40,056
No...
Tina!
541
00:17:40,091 --> 00:17:41,191
I like it.
Give me some.
542
00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:42,225
Gene...
543
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,960
would you like to see her now?
544
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:45,195
Uh, I'm good.
545
00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:46,396
Now's the time.
546
00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:48,164
Dad, what do I say to her?
547
00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:49,699
Just make light small talk.
548
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:50,800
Yeah, cheer her up.
549
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:52,335
Make some fart noises, huh?
550
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:53,904
I don't think I have it in me.
551
00:17:55,606 --> 00:17:56,740
Oh! I do!
552
00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:58,008
There he is.
553
00:18:07,935 --> 00:18:10,036
Gene, is that you?
554
00:18:10,071 --> 00:18:11,238
Yes.
555
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:15,175
P... Put my necklace
in my mouth?
556
00:18:18,729 --> 00:18:21,765
Did you really mean
those things that you said?
557
00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:23,166
No!
558
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,267
Well, a little bit.
559
00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:25,402
I'm sorry.
560
00:18:25,436 --> 00:18:28,672
So, you don't like-like me?
561
00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:32,008
No, but... I like
things about you.
562
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:33,710
Like your dad and his stuff.
563
00:18:34,612 --> 00:18:37,013
You were using me.
564
00:18:37,048 --> 00:18:38,882
I prefer the term
"networking."
565
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:42,452
Gene, if you're gonna break up
with me, break up with me.
566
00:18:42,486 --> 00:18:43,553
I can take it.
567
00:18:45,656 --> 00:18:48,725
Courtney, I think we should break up.
568
00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:52,679
Oh, my God! Courtney!
569
00:18:52,713 --> 00:18:53,847
Doctor, do something!
570
00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:55,081
There's nothing we can do.
571
00:18:55,116 --> 00:18:56,549
You broke her heart.
572
00:18:56,584 --> 00:18:58,318
Psych!
573
00:19:03,407 --> 00:19:04,774
Way to go, Courtney.
574
00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:05,775
You're okay?
575
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,043
Yeah.
576
00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:08,078
Did you fake this whole thing?
577
00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:09,746
No.
578
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,414
The palpitations were real,
but we stabilized her.
579
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:12,415
Thanks, Dr. Chegler.
580
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:13,717
Oh, you're welcome.
581
00:19:13,751 --> 00:19:15,885
You should've seen your face.
582
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,137
Did you see his face?
583
00:19:17,171 --> 00:19:18,238
It was very funny.
584
00:19:18,272 --> 00:19:19,789
You scared me!
585
00:19:19,807 --> 00:19:21,725
I think you kind of deserved it,
586
00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:23,059
after what you did to me.
587
00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:24,728
I guess you're right.
588
00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,496
It's okay.
I'll forgive you.
589
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:29,265
If you get Peter Pescadero
to go out with me.
590
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,934
Peter's got partial hearing loss.
591
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:32,152
It's a perfect match.
592
00:19:32,186 --> 00:19:34,237
And if you clean my bedpan.
593
00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:36,940
Fair enough.
594
00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:39,326
Doug, can I still
visit you in gear heaven?
595
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,795
Nope. Not a chance
in gear hell, Gene.
596
00:19:41,829 --> 00:19:42,929
Okeydokey.
597
00:19:44,198 --> 00:19:46,399
What the hell?
I didn't lose a thing!
598
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:48,284
You're wearing clothes;
that adds a little weight.
599
00:19:48,319 --> 00:19:49,452
You're right.
600
00:19:49,487 --> 00:19:51,087
Oh, he's so smart.
Yeah.
601
00:19:51,122 --> 00:19:53,650
Lin, no... no, no...
Linda, stop.
602
00:19:53,684 --> 00:19:55,485
Lin, you can't take off
your clothes here!
603
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:57,153
Bob, I need an accurate number!
604
00:19:57,188 --> 00:19:58,555
Lin, this diet is making you crazy.
605
00:19:58,589 --> 00:19:59,822
Just take it off...
606
00:19:59,857 --> 00:20:01,057
You don't even need to be on it.
607
00:20:01,091 --> 00:20:02,075
You look great.
608
00:20:02,109 --> 00:20:03,943
What about my muffin top?
609
00:20:03,978 --> 00:20:05,378
You know who doesn't have a muffin top?
610
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,380
People who go to the gym all the time,
611
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,882
and who don't have kids.
612
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,266
Don't blame us, fatty!
613
00:20:10,301 --> 00:20:11,434
Lookin' good!
614
00:20:11,468 --> 00:20:13,603
Aw! Horny little grandpa.
615
00:20:13,637 --> 00:20:15,572
Thanks, horny little grandpa!
616
00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:17,056
Well, I learned my lesson.
617
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,192
Never date someone
you don't like-like.
618
00:20:19,226 --> 00:20:21,561
Even if it means losing
out on a record deal.
619
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,062
That's my boy.
620
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,898
Gene, why are you holding a bedpan?
621
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,299
The doctor said I could have it.
622
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,351
I'm never using a toilet again!
623
00:20:28,385 --> 00:20:30,386
Ooh, mashed potatoes.
624
00:20:30,421 --> 00:20:31,638
Lin, where are you going?
625
00:20:31,672 --> 00:20:33,806
Hey, come back here!
626
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,742
Oh, yeah, now I see her muffin top.
627
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:36,843
Give me that!
628
00:20:38,746 --> 00:20:40,546
♪ When I close
my eyes and I cover my ears ♪
629
00:20:40,581 --> 00:20:42,215
Hmm?
630
00:20:42,249 --> 00:20:43,549
♪ It's almost like you aren't here ♪
631
00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:45,218
♪ It's Silent Muffler-- shh!
632
00:20:45,252 --> 00:20:50,349
That's my song! That's my song!
Doug!
633
00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:52,115
***
634
00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:58,725
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