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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:42,958 Huh? 2 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:50,666 Once upon a time, there lived a very large 3 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,375 and very sad doggy. 4 00:00:52,458 --> 00:00:55,583 His family got mad at him just for being himself. 5 00:00:55,666 --> 00:00:57,791 They locked him away in a high tower 6 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:00,666 just so he couldn't join Billy's birthday party. 7 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,708 No one said it was easy being a dog. 8 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:09,041 You can't ban me from Billy's party. 9 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:10,958 It won't be a party without me. 10 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:14,583 You put yourself there. 11 00:01:14,666 --> 00:01:16,500 -You play, you pay. 12 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:18,666 Gather round, boys and girls, and watch this! 13 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:19,833 Hmm. 14 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,500 Here's your birthday doggy. 15 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:30,083 -Aw! Gee, thanks. -Where's Marmaduke? 16 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:33,041 Uh, he's up in my room being punished. 17 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:37,375 I'm having so much fun watching your brother's lame party. 18 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:39,375 -I know, right? 19 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:41,458 Let's see how high we can jump. 20 00:01:42,625 --> 00:01:44,583 Watch this! 21 00:01:44,666 --> 00:01:46,333 -Yay! 22 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:47,458 Aw… 23 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:50,666 Oh, Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! 24 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:54,250 You know I can say your name 76,345 times in a row. 25 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:55,833 Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! 26 00:01:57,583 --> 00:02:01,041 -You're not going anywhere, Marmaduke. 27 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:04,666 Dad, why can't Marmaduke join the party? 28 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,791 Billy, he's got to stay up there until he learns his lesson. 29 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:10,125 -Aw! It's not fair. 30 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:13,916 Phil, don't you think you're being too hard on poor Marmaduke? 31 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,333 He's gone too far, Dottie. 32 00:02:15,416 --> 00:02:18,041 Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school. 33 00:02:19,041 --> 00:02:19,916 -Ugh! -Oh! 34 00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:24,375 This is so unfair. 35 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:27,958 Phil can't be mad at me for being a dog. 36 00:02:28,708 --> 00:02:30,916 All dogs like to chase cats. 37 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:36,041 Marmaduke! 38 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:38,458 No dog can resist a fresh bone. 39 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:41,833 -Huh? 40 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,041 Hey, you lousy mutt! 41 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,625 One man's trash is another dog's treasure. 42 00:02:49,708 --> 00:02:51,416 -Ah! -Marmaduke! 43 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:57,125 It's Phil's favorite chair, but he knows we like to wrestle over it. 44 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:03,000 -Marmaduke! 45 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:06,833 Huh? 46 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,333 He's cooking my favorite. 47 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,250 Food! 48 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,541 Oh! I can't take this. 49 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:25,541 Fine. You want to play hardball? 50 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:26,958 You got it, pal. 51 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:30,083 -I will march in protest! 52 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,041 -I'll call my senator! 53 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:34,875 I want justice, and I want it now! 54 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:37,791 -I won't rest for one second! 55 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:40,583 Oh, look. A bed. 56 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:01,041 Here you go, sir. 57 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:02,583 Perfect temperature. 58 00:04:02,666 --> 00:04:04,250 Just the way you like it. 59 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:07,750 Mm-hmm! 60 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,208 -Ah! Get away from me! 61 00:04:23,666 --> 00:04:24,791 Ah! 62 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:38,750 Why, you dirty little-- 63 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:51,291 Oh, you picked the wrong day, you buzzy little-- 64 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,333 Oh, look. The life of the party. 65 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:07,750 Whoa! 66 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:11,666 This is awesome! 67 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:12,666 What?! 68 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:19,291 Uh-oh. 69 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:24,375 Cannonball! 70 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:29,291 Me-ouch? 71 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:33,166 -I hope my makeup doesn't run! 72 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:36,166 Who wants a hot… 73 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:38,708 Diggity dang that dog! 74 00:05:38,791 --> 00:05:41,166 Marmaduke! 75 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:49,541 This is the best party ever! 76 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:52,208 -Cowabunga! 77 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:54,791 -Mmm! 78 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:55,875 -Wow! 79 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,875 We have to do something about Marmaduke. 80 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:11,041 Okay. I admit it. 81 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:13,083 He's a handful. 82 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:16,666 Maybe obedience school isn't such a bad idea. 83 00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:18,375 Mom! Dad! 84 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,125 Susie’s video of Marmaduke has gone viral! 85 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:24,125 There's over a million hits! 86 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:30,208 Oh my! 87 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:33,125 Definitely time to find that obedience school. 88 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:45,875 This "Pool Flop Fail" video is unbelievable! 89 00:06:46,791 --> 00:06:50,833 That furry rebel without a clue is totally out of control. 90 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:54,583 A dog like this is impossible to train, 91 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:57,166 even for the world's greatest dog trainer… 92 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,458 -Hmm. -…Guy Hilton. 93 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:02,125 Guy won the last six World Dog Championships in a row. 94 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:04,416 -Hmm? -But will not compete again 95 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,958 until he finds a worthy challenge. 96 00:07:07,041 --> 00:07:09,250 Well, Guy, here it is. 97 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:11,541 Train an impossible dog. 98 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,333 Impossible to train? 99 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:16,666 Hmm. 100 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:21,041 Impossible is my middle name. 101 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:26,416 I will show the world that I can train any dog. 102 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:33,416 Hey! 103 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:35,208 Look at this. 104 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,250 Come on. 105 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:38,833 Ladies and gentlemen, 106 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:44,083 step right up to see the Eighth Wonder of the World! 107 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:45,750 -Marmaduke! -Cheese. 108 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,916 Oh my God. It's really him! 109 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,333 -Next. -Cheese! 110 00:07:50,041 --> 00:07:52,583 Now, remember, this is a celebrity dog. 111 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:56,208 So take your pictures, only pet him once, and-- 112 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Cheese. 113 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:01,083 -Hey! Keep it moving! -Hmm? Hmm. 114 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:02,166 Cheese. 115 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:04,625 Next. 116 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:09,458 I don't want you drawing attention to that embarrassing doggy flop video. 117 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:12,083 Dad, everyone loves it. 118 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:15,125 I can't let my son charge kids from the neighborhood to meet our dog. 119 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,791 What kinda father would that make me? 120 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:20,291 You can have 10% of all profits. 121 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,375 Uh… 122 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:22,875 Make it 20. 123 00:08:22,958 --> 00:08:23,833 Deal. 124 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:26,500 -Mm-hmm. 125 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,416 All right, you guys! 126 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:34,333 Marmaduke has a conference call with a big Hollywood producer coming up. 127 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:37,708 So keep it moving! Next! 128 00:08:37,791 --> 00:08:40,000 I need hair and makeup over here. 129 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:42,708 Anybody have change for a 20? 130 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:02,666 I’ll get him right now 131 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:14,041 So of all the dogs in the world, you wanna train Marmaduke 132 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:16,416 to become the next World Champion? 133 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,500 After I won last year's World Championship, 134 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:24,041 I said I wouldn't train another dog until I found a worthy challenge. 135 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,750 And then… 136 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,083 I saw this. 137 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:32,708 Do you really think he's got the pedigree and winning form of a world champion? 138 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,541 Bacon. 139 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:41,208 Not at all. 140 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,000 -Hmm? -He's a mess. 141 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,541 -So you want to train Marmaduke… -Mmm. 142 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,333 …because he's a complete mess? 143 00:09:50,416 --> 00:09:51,708 Precisely. 144 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,666 He's the challenge that I've been looking for. 145 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:55,875 Huh? 146 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:59,166 -Look. 147 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,458 I have black belts… 148 00:10:00,541 --> 00:10:02,208 -…in multiple disciplines. 149 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:07,208 I have a PhD in animal training technology and hold 33 patents. 150 00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:11,458 I am also the only person to ever win the World Dog Championship 151 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:13,416 six times in a row. 152 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:18,041 I can turn your dog into a champion. 153 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,416 What? Huh? 154 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:30,958 It would be nice for Marmaduke to learn how to obey the rules, but… 155 00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:33,833 …this sounds a little extreme. 156 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,750 The winning dog receives the title of World Champion, 157 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:39,250 but, more importantly, you'll earn the respect… 158 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:42,500 -…of the entire dog-loving world. 159 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:45,041 And 160 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,250 the winner receives one million dollars. 161 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,125 -We're in! -We'll think about it. 162 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:57,500 Every dog just needs the proper training to bring out their inner champion. 163 00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:01,708 Okay, but I don't want my baby to suffer. 164 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,125 He's quite sensitive. 165 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:07,250 There's a champion inside Marmaduke. 166 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,833 It's just covered up in 167 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:11,333 that. 168 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,583 French… 169 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,375 …poodles. 170 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:23,083 We have a deal. 171 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,166 Great. 172 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:28,041 Training starts tomorrow. 173 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:33,625 It's a dog-eat-dog world, Guy Hilton. 174 00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:39,041 And you are about to show the world just how hungry you are. 175 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:56,000 Sure could use my trusty steed to track down Black Bart. 176 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,000 Yeehaw! 177 00:12:00,541 --> 00:12:02,750 And Black Bart's getting away! 178 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:07,000 Here we go again. The good, the bad, and the clueless. 179 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,666 Yeah! Get 'em! Get 'em! 180 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,625 -Woo-hoo! Yeehaw! -Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeehaw! 181 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,875 Let's get that varmint! 182 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,000 Yeah! Let's get him! 183 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,666 -Woo-hoo! Oh! 184 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:23,000 -Yeehaw! -Oh, sorry, table. 185 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:24,541 -Oh! 186 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,916 -Yippee! Get him! Get him! -Sorry, chair. 187 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:28,833 Aah! 188 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,250 -Move it or lose it, cowboy! 189 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,541 Oh… 190 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:38,625 Guy Hilton is our only hope. 191 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,791 Hey, that doormat looks like Phil. 192 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Hmm. You are no longer Marmaduke. 193 00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:53,250 You are simply… dog. 194 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,083 Uh! Whoa! Hey, man! That's my tag! 195 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,833 You will stop all bad habits. 196 00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:01,666 This is messed up. 197 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:05,916 It’s time you forget everything you've ever known. 198 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,750 Okay, crazy man. 199 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:12,833 You must earn the right to get your name back. 200 00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:14,208 To become a champion, 201 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:19,166 you must become strong enough to do the impossible! 202 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,416 Uh, all right. That's it. I've had enough. 203 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,416 I'm outa here. 204 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,791 There's a stack of French toast with Billy's name on it that I'm about to-- 205 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:27,750 -Whoa! 206 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,875 Okay, that was cool. 207 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:32,500 You will leave when I tell you. 208 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:36,125 If you don't get out of my way, I'm gonna have to unleash 209 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,041 -thunder! 210 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,041 -Lightning! 211 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:41,500 -Tornado! 212 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,166 -And Puddin'. 213 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,375 Puddin's, uh, not much of a fighter. 214 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,583 As you wish. 215 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:04,000 You might wanna close your eyes, Puddin'. 216 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,041 Huh? 217 00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:16,875 Ha! 218 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,208 Yech. Oh! That's so vile. 219 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,166 Gross. 220 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:43,250 You can't push me around, jerk! 221 00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:56,000 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. 222 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,083 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Olé! 223 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:16,958 So… 224 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,625 …many… 225 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,416 …ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow… 226 00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:23,958 branches! 227 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:25,875 Ow… 228 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:32,583 Ow. 229 00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,166 This ain't over. 230 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,750 As you insist. 231 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:41,125 Hmm? 232 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:46,416 Aah! 233 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,708 -Huh? 234 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,166 -Wh… Whoa! 235 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,000 What was that? 236 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:57,166 You must be prepared for any and all situations. 237 00:15:57,250 --> 00:16:00,750 Like the kick… …that isn't there. 238 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:04,166 Whoa! "The kick that isn't there." 239 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,625 That's enough for today. 240 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,916 The real work begins tomorrow. 241 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,875 Wait! We just started training. 242 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,541 You have to show me that trick. 243 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,500 There's my trusty steed. 244 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,666 I heard Black Bart's been rustlin' around these parts. 245 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,291 Training is so tiring. 246 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,208 Ugh… 247 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,000 Aw. 248 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:56,083 You know I can't say no when you do that face. 249 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,708 Hop on, partner. 250 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:03,000 -Yeehaw! Get 'em! Get 'em! 251 00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:05,458 -Boy howdy! 252 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,708 -Huh? -Dad! What are you doing? 253 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:12,083 Marmaduke doesn't have time to play cowboy. He's in training. 254 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:14,500 But I hardly even saw him today. 255 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:18,208 That's because he's working very hard to get ready for the dog show. 256 00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:21,375 Who cares about some stupid dog show? 257 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,000 Billy? 258 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:24,916 Hmm. 259 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,458 Billy will be fine. Come on, boy. 260 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,291 It's all yours. 261 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,291 Hmm? 262 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:38,750 Oh. Okay, this is where we both jump for the couch and have that big fight 263 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,541 that ends in manly bear hugs. 264 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:46,125 Get some rest. Tomorrow's a big day. 265 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:49,375 Hmm… 266 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,750 You're just gonna let me have it. 267 00:17:58,875 --> 00:17:59,791 Mmm! 268 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,416 Mmm, mmm! Mmm. Mmm. 269 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:18,541 Huh? 270 00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:37,083 Man, what do you have against sleep? 271 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:39,208 Hey! 272 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,583 I need my beauty sleep! 273 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,666 With the help of my newest robotech training system, 274 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,208 I will turn you into a champion. 275 00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,875 You will learn the proper way to stand and walk 276 00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:59,458 and learn to control your impulse to eat. 277 00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:00,875 Is it already lunchtime? 278 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:03,333 And you will train on different obstacles 279 00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:06,250 until you have the speed and agility of a champion. 280 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,750 What about the kick? 281 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:10,083 Let's begin. 282 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,291 Follow the pose. 283 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:14,916 Huh? 284 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:16,583 Oh! 285 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,958 You must control your impulse to eat. 286 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:28,875 Hmm? 287 00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,000 Through the poles. 288 00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:41,625 Quickly! 289 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,166 Whoa! 290 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,625 I'm too cute to die! 291 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,000 Ahh! Ugh! Ahh! 292 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,916 There's no reason to start so early. 293 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,916 -The sun isn't even up. 294 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,083 Come on! 295 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,666 Jump through the rings! 296 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,291 Oh… 297 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,291 This is gonna hurt! 298 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,625 Whoa! 299 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:24,708 -Oof! 300 00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:30,625 Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 301 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:38,500 -Oh! 302 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,708 Follow my movements. 303 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:45,291 Kick time, all right. 304 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,958 -Go! 305 00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,875 Oh, why am I doing this? I'm gonna get chopped in half! 306 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 What? 307 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,375 Yikes! 308 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:34,708 Shark! 309 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,958 -Ow! 310 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:37,958 I… I'm alive. 311 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:39,708 I'm alive! 312 00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:24,500 -Let's do this, Guy. 313 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:40,625 Brr! 314 00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:41,541 No! 315 00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:49,708 Go! 316 00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:53,875 -Let's see how well you play with fire. 317 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,083 Nailed it! 318 00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:10,291 We did it! We did it! We did it! 319 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,541 Oh, we did it! 320 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,916 Ooh! Yes! 321 00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:27,541 You are no longer dog. 322 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:30,208 You are Marmaduke. 323 00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:34,375 And you're no longer guy. 324 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:38,208 You're Guy, you know? With, like, a capital G. 325 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,875 I love you, man. 326 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:46,916 Aw. 327 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:55,333 Tomorrow, you enter your first competition. 328 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:11,750 Why is Dad out shopping for a new car? 329 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:15,458 Because he thinks Marmaduke is gonna make us rich. 330 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,458 Billy, stop saying true things about your father. 331 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:21,750 Why? All he cares about is the prize money. 332 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,916 Yeah, what a jerk. 333 00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:28,375 Mom, if Marmaduke wins, can I get a pony? 334 00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:31,250 We'll see, honey. 335 00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:33,208 Hmm… 336 00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:36,166 Welcome to the County Dog Show! 337 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:41,166 And now, I'd like to introduce Henri and Philippe! 338 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:45,291 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 339 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:48,083 the dog you've all been waiting for. 340 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:51,000 -It is Zeus! 341 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:01,875 Ahh! 342 00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:03,291 Oh! 343 00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,291 Come on, people. Don't be shy. 344 00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:13,958 Come on up and take a close look at the future World Champion. 345 00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:19,541 Oh! 346 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:22,958 He shimmers like gold! 347 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:29,708 Look how beautiful Shimmer Shampoo makes Zeus's hair, no? 348 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:35,583 That is the best-looking dog I've ever seen! 349 00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:38,125 That's just the lights from the-- Oh! Ah! 350 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,541 Okay, that's the fur. 351 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:44,958 That is the fur. 352 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:49,500 Aw. Looks aren't everything. 353 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:50,583 Aw, thanks, buddy. 354 00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:52,458 Hey, Billy! Come here! 355 00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:55,875 Wait, what's that supposed to mean? 356 00:25:56,750 --> 00:26:01,333 And don't forget to take advantage of our two-for-one offer for Shimmer Shampoo. 357 00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:04,708 Guaranteed to turn your dog into a dream… 358 00:26:04,791 --> 00:26:07,041 -…like the Zeus. 359 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:10,208 -No wonder he's so shiny. -Billy, look. 360 00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:14,041 He uses name-brand shampoo. I use soap. 361 00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:15,416 Dish soap. 362 00:26:16,416 --> 00:26:18,916 Mom, can I use Shimmer Shampoo? 363 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:21,791 Don't be silly. 364 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:25,000 You're not using dog shampoo. 365 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:29,625 It's too expensive. 366 00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:35,416 Zeus is so, so special. 367 00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:37,041 Hmm. 368 00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:39,500 So, so special. Right. 369 00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:41,541 Yes. Please. Okay. 370 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:47,041 Come out to the big show and see the next World Dog Champion! 371 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,041 Zeus! 372 00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:56,083 And don't forget to take advantage of our two-for-one offer for the Shimmer Shampoo! 373 00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:58,458 Handmade by me and my brother. 374 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:02,083 Oh! Zeus. 375 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,166 I'm so happy to be-- 376 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,458 Sorry. 377 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:12,291 Come to buy some shampoo, fleabag? 378 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:16,791 Or did you just want to see what a champion looks like up close? 379 00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:19,708 You know what? I'm gonna be a champion too. 380 00:27:21,791 --> 00:27:27,166 Okay. First of all, ah, I'm going to be the next World Champion. 381 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:31,416 Second of all, the only thing you're going to win is 382 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:35,083 total humiliation for you and your family. 383 00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:42,166 -Oh! -Psych. 384 00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:44,791 Huh? 385 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,000 Congratulations, Marmaduke. 386 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,791 You're all signed up for your first dog show. 387 00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:51,708 Guy? 388 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:53,666 Oh! 389 00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:56,166 Who's this pretty princess? 390 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:59,000 See ya later, loser. 391 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:00,416 Humph. 392 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:02,666 Ugh. Ooh. 393 00:28:03,708 --> 00:28:07,208 Oh, I hope this disguise works and no one recognizes me. 394 00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:09,750 Come on, we have to get ready for the competition. 395 00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:20,625 Today, you'll show them all that you are a champion. 396 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,041 Showtime. 397 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:26,125 Wow. 398 00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:38,291 -Hmm? -Hi, pal. 399 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,041 Hi. 400 00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:44,750 So many new friends to talk to. 401 00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:45,708 Yay! 402 00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:47,791 Ah. Here we are. 403 00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,125 Wow. 404 00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:50,708 This is all for me? 405 00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:52,458 You belong here. 406 00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:55,791 -You have to believe you're a winner. -Huh? 407 00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:57,750 So start acting like one. 408 00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:00,166 Okey dokey. 409 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:03,625 -Stay put while I find out when we're up. 410 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:05,583 Okay. 411 00:29:05,666 --> 00:29:07,541 Believe you're a winner. 412 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:09,208 Got it. No problem. 413 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:11,791 I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm a winner. 414 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,375 -Zeus. -Huh? 415 00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:17,166 -Zeus! 416 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,458 Oh no. Zeus! 417 00:29:21,541 --> 00:29:22,916 Okay, okay. Act cool. 418 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,083 Just ignore him, and he won't bother you. 419 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,416 Oh, Zeus. Zeus! 420 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,291 -It was so great to meet you earlier. 421 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:41,333 Hey, buddy. I just wanted to apologize for how I acted earlier. 422 00:29:41,416 --> 00:29:42,916 Whatever, Zeus. 423 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,750 But did… did… did you just apologize? 424 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:48,458 Yeah, man. 425 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:52,875 I spent the whole day on that lousy stage taking pictures and… 426 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,500 -I just lost it. -Oh! Oh no! 427 00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:58,666 Us show dogs have to stick together, bro-bro. 428 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:00,583 No, boy! Oh, stop! 429 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:04,125 Okay, bro-bro. 430 00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:08,666 I can tell I need to earn your trust. Let me show you something. 431 00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:14,958 Now, there's a well-known secret about every single dog show. 432 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:16,958 Follow me. 433 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:24,250 Nobody comes here for stupid little trophies or fancy ribbons. 434 00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:26,958 -Huh? -We come here for… 435 00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,666 the food! 436 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:33,416 It's… it's a… I don't… I can't… 437 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,916 I… I want… I… 438 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,291 I need… 439 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:38,833 There's… there's so much food! 440 00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:41,041 You okay, buddy? 441 00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:44,375 Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay. Just… just gimme a sec, all right? 442 00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:45,625 It's so beautiful. 443 00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:47,291 Go on. Dive in. 444 00:30:48,625 --> 00:30:52,250 But we're not supposed to eat a large meal before a competition. 445 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:58,083 A large meal before a competition is exactly what you need. 446 00:30:58,166 --> 00:31:00,458 We don't have much time, so dig in. 447 00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:02,541 Mmm. Mmm. 448 00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:04,125 Okay, I'm in. 449 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,750 But just a tiny taste. 450 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:11,041 I gotta rush and get highlight touch-ups. 451 00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:12,791 I'll see you in five. 452 00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:14,625 -See ya. 453 00:31:17,291 --> 00:31:20,458 All contestants please report to the main stage. 454 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,958 The show is finally starting! 455 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:26,375 -Where the… 456 00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:27,583 -…is Marmaduke? 457 00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:30,833 So fat. 458 00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,875 So happy. 459 00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:40,125 All contestants please report to the main stage. 460 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:54,708 -Whoa! 461 00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:56,458 Okay, gotta get up. 462 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:04,750 Did my legs shrink? 463 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:09,291 The dog show competition is starting. 464 00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:11,333 All contestants must get ready. 465 00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:13,875 I can't believe I ate the whole thing. 466 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:27,833 Okay. 467 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,833 Bring out the dogs! 468 00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:35,333 Yay! Here they come! 469 00:32:35,416 --> 00:32:36,708 Ugh. 470 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,333 Where is that… 471 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,125 Oh! Where have you been? 472 00:32:42,208 --> 00:32:44,541 Don't worry. I was just checking my blood sugar. 473 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,166 What is that smell?! 474 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:53,250 Now, remember, float around the perimeter. 475 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:02,375 Hey! There's Marmaduke! 476 00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:05,375 Floating. Just keep floating. 477 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,541 Go! Go! Yes! 478 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,458 See? We're good. 479 00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:21,250 Easy peasy, lemon-- 480 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,875 Uh-oh. 481 00:33:30,666 --> 00:33:32,416 -What are you doing? 482 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,250 I gotta go! 483 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:36,666 Blech! 484 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:41,000 That's it. I'm never smelling a dog's rear end again. 485 00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:44,958 What happened to you? Did you swallow the Goodyear Blimp? 486 00:33:45,041 --> 00:33:46,875 What's going on?! 487 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:47,791 Whoa! 488 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:50,416 He looks like me after Taco Tuesday. 489 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:52,625 Get up. 490 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:55,000 I can't. Trust me. 491 00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:57,500 What's wrong with Marmaduke? 492 00:33:58,125 --> 00:33:59,083 Get up. 493 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:01,625 How was your snack? 494 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:04,541 -You look a bit bloated. 495 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:07,083 I… I'm fine, thank you. I… I just have to… 496 00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:11,041 Uh-oh! 497 00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:13,291 I need to-- Oh! 498 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,583 -Gotta go! -Marmaduke! 499 00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:33,125 It's too far. I'm not gonna make it. 500 00:34:34,125 --> 00:34:35,083 Oh? Oh! 501 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,916 -Ah. I can do it. I can do it. 502 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,375 Someone control that dog. 503 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:44,791 -Aah! 504 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,333 -What is that? -Oh my God! 505 00:35:03,416 --> 00:35:05,875 -What's happening? -What the heck? 506 00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:09,541 -What is that? 507 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,750 Watch out! 508 00:35:58,166 --> 00:36:00,250 We're all gonna die! 509 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,708 That's awesome! 510 00:36:12,083 --> 00:36:14,791 That was a disgrace! 511 00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:19,541 I’ve never seen anything more embarrassing in all my life! 512 00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:25,000 I can't believe I thought you had a shot at greatness. 513 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:28,541 Congratulations, Phil. 514 00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:31,833 You've discovered a new breed of dog. 515 00:36:31,916 --> 00:36:34,625 The Not-So-Great Dane. 516 00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:46,583 -It's okay, boy. 517 00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:48,916 You don't have to do this anymore. 518 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,333 It's all over. 519 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:07,333 Ew. 520 00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:08,791 Gross. 521 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,375 Hey. 522 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,000 Hey, guys. 523 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:21,208 Watch out. It's El Stinko! 524 00:37:22,791 --> 00:37:25,458 She shares a home with Scooby Poo! 525 00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:31,291 -Ew! 526 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:40,291 Check it out. 527 00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:53,416 Your dog is disgusting! 528 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,833 -Yeah. 529 00:37:54,916 --> 00:37:56,041 Take it back! 530 00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:59,958 -Get him! 531 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 Loser! 532 00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:25,500 Billy? 533 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:36,291 Say something nice to your dog. 534 00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:51,916 You… 535 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:53,708 I mean… 536 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:55,583 You… 537 00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:00,750 You are who you are, Marmaduke. 538 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,416 Oh, Phil means well, 539 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:24,541 but he's not really good at the old pick-me-up speech. 540 00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:30,208 Oh, come on. It's not that big a deal. 541 00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:33,041 So you lost the dog show competition. 542 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:34,416 I didn't just lose. 543 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:38,791 I lost it in the championship trophy in front of 500 people. 544 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:42,083 Do you have any idea how humiliating that is? 545 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,625 -Then I got my butt stuck in the trophy. 546 00:39:44,708 --> 00:39:46,958 And tt took two security guards to get it out! 547 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:55,958 Well, that's a memory the dog show crowd will cherish for the rest of their lives. 548 00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:01,458 Probably best if you lay low for a while. 549 00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:03,500 This will all blow over. 550 00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:05,291 I hope. 551 00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:32,791 I quit cheerleading today. 552 00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:34,958 Oh, honey. 553 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:40,583 And I always thought Dad would be the reason why I had no friends in school. 554 00:40:40,666 --> 00:40:41,750 Thanks, Barb. 555 00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:45,500 Our dog's a loser! 556 00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:47,416 He's not a loser! 557 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:50,583 Kids. 558 00:40:51,375 --> 00:40:53,958 Some dogs are meant to be champions. 559 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:58,166 Some dogs are meant to be… 560 00:40:58,833 --> 00:40:59,750 dogs. 561 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:03,625 Messy, clumsy, undisciplined dogs. 562 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,458 Mom's right. The whole thing is unfortunate. 563 00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:11,791 But the best thing we can do is put the whole thing behind us. 564 00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:13,791 -Huh? 565 00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:25,000 -What is it? 566 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,500 Guy wants us to pay for the training costs. 567 00:41:27,583 --> 00:41:29,375 Did you agree to that? 568 00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:32,250 It was supposed to come out of the prize money 569 00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:33,958 that we didn't win. 570 00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:36,166 We're all losers! 571 00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:41,250 It's all my fault. 572 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:44,416 Oh, honey. It's gonna be okay. 573 00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:54,875 I'm really sorry. 574 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:27,708 Kids, some dogs are meant to be champions. 575 00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:29,875 Some dogs are meant to be… 576 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:31,416 dogs. 577 00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:35,875 Our dog's a loser! 578 00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:40,541 The only thing you're going to win 579 00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:44,791 is total humiliation for you and your family. 580 00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:47,708 He's gone too far, Dottie. 581 00:42:48,416 --> 00:42:51,291 Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school. 582 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:55,750 You've discovered a new breed of dog, 583 00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:58,583 the Not-So-Great Dane. 584 00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:01,958 Whoa! 585 00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:12,583 Oh! 586 00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:23,500 They’ll be better off without me. 587 00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,875 I'm such a loser. 588 00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:30,750 -Huh? 589 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:34,666 Toodle-oo! 590 00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:35,750 King Tut! 591 00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:52,375 What were you doing out there? 592 00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:54,541 Waiting for you. 593 00:43:54,625 --> 00:43:55,458 What? 594 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,083 I knew I wasn’t in any danger 595 00:43:58,166 --> 00:44:01,458 because you’ll do whatever it takes to make sure 596 00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:04,125 that the whole family is safe and sound. 597 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:07,458 Tell that to Billy and Barbara. 598 00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:11,166 Nobody wins their first competition. 599 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:15,541 You just need to go back out there and make things right. 600 00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:18,833 Are you kidding? All that training? 601 00:44:18,916 --> 00:44:20,208 What a joke. 602 00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:22,041 Guy was right. 603 00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:25,250 -There is a champion inside of you. 604 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,291 How do you know? 605 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:31,125 Because he just saved me. 606 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:34,666 Huh. 607 00:44:35,291 --> 00:44:36,625 Believe in yourself. 608 00:44:38,583 --> 00:44:39,875 Believe I'm a champion? 609 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,000 Yep. 610 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:43,791 Come on. Let's go home. 611 00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,166 I am a champion. 612 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:49,916 I'm the greatest dog of all time. 613 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,833 I wouldn't go that far, but top five million for sure. 614 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:55,458 Awesome! 615 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,208 I'm back. Let's do this. 616 00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:17,541 Oh, look. It's you. Listen. 617 00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:21,958 It was unfair for me to think that you had what it takes to be a champion. 618 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:25,750 -Huh? -A champion makes the impossible possible. 619 00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:30,000 But all you’ve done is made it impossible to be a champion. 620 00:45:32,375 --> 00:45:35,000 Go home, dog. 621 00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:43,250 I'll show you what a real champion can do. 622 00:46:28,041 --> 00:46:31,250 This amazing dog has just done the impossible 623 00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:33,708 and made a solo trip around the world. 624 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:36,333 What? 625 00:46:36,833 --> 00:46:38,000 How can this be? 626 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:40,750 We're also getting reports that this mysterious dog 627 00:46:40,833 --> 00:46:43,625 traversed the Great Wall, and was also spotted crossing-- 628 00:46:45,666 --> 00:46:48,041 -There's Marmaduke! 629 00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:51,708 Marmaduke's the best! 630 00:46:51,791 --> 00:46:53,166 Way to go, Marmaduke! 631 00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:10,125 I get it, okay? 632 00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:12,791 This dog wants another chance. 633 00:47:13,791 --> 00:47:17,250 Well, I gave him a chance, and he failed. 634 00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:18,583 I was wrong. 635 00:47:18,666 --> 00:47:20,458 There's no champion inside of him. 636 00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:25,166 -Billy. 637 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:28,791 -So, please, just leave. -You stink! 638 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,291 What a jerk. 639 00:47:30,791 --> 00:47:32,375 -Dottie. 640 00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:38,708 It's okay, boy. 641 00:47:38,791 --> 00:47:40,583 -Aw, come on! 642 00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:42,833 -You're the worst. -Hey! 643 00:47:45,083 --> 00:47:48,375 If you don't get off my lawn, I'll call the cops. 644 00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:49,625 Call 'em. 645 00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:52,583 Because it appears somebody stole your integrity. 646 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,166 -Good one, Billy. -Yeah, he's right! 647 00:47:58,958 --> 00:48:03,250 You're the one that told Marmaduke you'd turn him into a world champion. 648 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:05,291 That's right. Tell him how it is! 649 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:09,375 -But if there's a failure in this story… -Tell him. 650 00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:10,625 …it's you! 651 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:13,458 Come on, boy! 652 00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:15,083 Listen to the kid! 653 00:48:17,583 --> 00:48:19,583 Hmm. He's right. 654 00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:21,791 Who needs you? Come on. We're going. 655 00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:23,208 Wait! 656 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:29,416 Nobody's ever called me a failure. 657 00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:32,333 What's your point? 658 00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:33,875 My point is 659 00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:37,875 that I like what the boy said about me being a failure. 660 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,375 You do? 661 00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:45,541 Never accepting failure. Never giving up. 662 00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:50,000 That is how you make the impossible possible. 663 00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,500 And that is what made me 664 00:48:52,583 --> 00:48:57,083 the greatest dog trainer the world has ever seen! 665 00:48:57,166 --> 00:49:00,583 Thank you for calling me a failure! 666 00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:04,583 You reminded me of what I saw in your dog in the first place. 667 00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:11,791 -Oh, we're going to do great things. 668 00:49:11,875 --> 00:49:13,708 -Marmaduke. 669 00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:20,333 Pack your bags, because we're going to the World Dog Championship! 670 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:28,125 -Marmaduke, you rock! 671 00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:30,708 Uh, what just happened? 672 00:49:30,791 --> 00:49:32,833 I'm not sure. 673 00:49:32,916 --> 00:49:36,291 Well, I think Marmaduke has his trainer back. 674 00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:40,791 Nobody can annoy somebody into doing something they don't wanna do like my dog. 675 00:49:40,875 --> 00:49:43,500 Yep. That's kinda always been my motto. 676 00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:47,500 Yay! Marmaduke! You did it! I love you! 677 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,583 Hello, Amy. 678 00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:56,416 Oh. 679 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:57,875 Guy Hilton. 680 00:49:57,958 --> 00:50:03,125 I have a favor to ask the President of the World Dog Championship. 681 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,875 What kind of favor? 682 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,375 I want to bring a rookie 683 00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:08,375 -to this year’s competition. 684 00:50:08,916 --> 00:50:10,208 Anything for you. 685 00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,541 And don't make any dinner plans 686 00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:18,583 because I'm taking you to that cozy place we went to last time. 687 00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,666 Mmm! 688 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:20,958 I'd like that. 689 00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:21,875 Perfect. 690 00:50:22,666 --> 00:50:24,041 See you soon. 691 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:25,625 Bye, Guy. 692 00:50:27,416 --> 00:50:28,291 Yes! 693 00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:51,541 Oh, I hope Dad buys a car like this! 694 00:50:52,166 --> 00:50:55,333 My stomach is bubbling, and that never ends well. 695 00:50:57,125 --> 00:50:57,958 Uh-oh. 696 00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:01,416 -Okay. Don't be nervous, buddy. 697 00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:03,208 It's just a dog show. 698 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:06,500 Showtime. 699 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,291 Wow! 700 00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:14,541 Marmaduke! 701 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,333 -Wow! -Whoa! 702 00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:18,750 Oh my goodness. 703 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:25,583 Hey! Wait up! 704 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:28,750 You look good! 705 00:51:31,708 --> 00:51:33,541 Juan Pedro, you're a hero! 706 00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:39,625 What is that delicious smell? 707 00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:41,458 Juan Pedro, self-control. 708 00:51:43,791 --> 00:51:45,458 Shantrelle! Shantrelle! 709 00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:53,000 This humidity is not doing my coat any favors. 710 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:01,291 Give us another chop, eh? 711 00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:03,041 Good old boy. 712 00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:04,958 -Vinnie! 713 00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:18,583 If we are true to ourselves, then we have already won. 714 00:52:25,791 --> 00:52:29,208 So which of these mangy mutts is fighting for second place? 715 00:52:29,291 --> 00:52:30,125 -Zeus! 716 00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:32,875 Can I get a picture of the greatest of all time? 717 00:52:37,625 --> 00:52:40,500 You are truly the best dog ever. Now, win! 718 00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:46,333 Are we sure these are all dogs? 719 00:52:47,208 --> 00:52:48,833 I mean, that one has two rear ends. 720 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,833 -Oh. 721 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:55,458 How does a dog get muscles like that? 722 00:53:04,625 --> 00:53:06,625 Wait. Where's me protein shake? 723 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:08,625 Ronnie, this ain't funny. 724 00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:11,500 Ronnie! Ronnie! 725 00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:14,083 There you go, sunshine. There you go. 726 00:53:15,708 --> 00:53:18,541 Hey, Guy, where's my protein shake? 727 00:53:18,625 --> 00:53:20,166 Hold still, Marmaduke. 728 00:53:32,541 --> 00:53:33,416 Amy! 729 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:35,583 Don't move. 730 00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:38,041 Hmm? 731 00:53:39,166 --> 00:53:41,041 Wait, don't leave me. 732 00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:44,583 I'm not good in social situations. It gives me really bad gas. 733 00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:47,375 Hello, Guy. 734 00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:49,875 Thanks for making this happen at the last minute. 735 00:53:51,083 --> 00:53:53,750 Of course. I was glad you called. 736 00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:56,291 It's really good to see you. 737 00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,916 I'd love to chat, 738 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,125 but I've got to get back to my office now. 739 00:54:02,166 --> 00:54:03,166 Amy, wait. 740 00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:06,708 Are we still on for dinner? 741 00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:08,291 You do owe me a dinner. 742 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:09,291 Great! 743 00:54:09,375 --> 00:54:10,208 Guy. 744 00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:13,125 -Huh? Huh? 745 00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:15,375 Hey, hello. 746 00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:17,958 I haven't seen you around. 747 00:54:18,041 --> 00:54:20,708 Yeah, well. Um, about that, 748 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:24,541 I… I'm… I'm… I'm kinda new to this stuff, so… 749 00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:30,250 Juan, buddy, you call that a scarf? 750 00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:34,083 I thought it was a dishrag. 751 00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:35,625 Hey, Hansel. 752 00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:38,041 Ooh, better cut back on the strudel. 753 00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:40,750 Your belly's starting to drag on the floor. 754 00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:44,666 Zhi? 755 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:48,791 All the way from Shanghai just to lose to me? 756 00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:50,750 Why waste your-- 757 00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:55,916 Choose your words wisely, Mr. Zeus. 758 00:54:56,916 --> 00:54:59,125 They may be your downfall. 759 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,000 Whatever. 760 00:55:03,541 --> 00:55:04,833 Crazy dog. 761 00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:08,708 Don't be so nervous. 762 00:55:08,791 --> 00:55:10,458 I don't bite. 763 00:55:11,166 --> 00:55:12,666 Okay. 764 00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:14,750 Unless you want me to. 765 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:16,875 Uh… 766 00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:18,541 What? Huh? 767 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,458 Au revoir! 768 00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:23,833 Hey, Shantrelle. 769 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:26,333 Zeus. 770 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,041 Let's do lunch. 771 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,291 -As if. -Ugh. 772 00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:35,166 Same old Shantrelle. 773 00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:37,541 Marmaduke! 774 00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:43,791 I never expected to see you again after what happened at the last dog show. 775 00:55:43,875 --> 00:55:46,166 You tricked me. You're a weasel. 776 00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:48,333 Easy, big boy. 777 00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:52,750 Look, do you really want to go out on the competition floor 778 00:55:52,833 --> 00:55:58,291 and embarrass yourself while the whole world is watching? 779 00:55:59,333 --> 00:56:02,750 The only embarrassment here is you and your overpriced shampoo. 780 00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:06,666 Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to prepare my victory speech. 781 00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:18,250 Psych! 782 00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:30,541 Welcome to the World Dog Championship. 783 00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:34,166 There are always so many incredible stories at this show. 784 00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:38,833 But topping my list is the return of the dog whisperer himself, 785 00:56:38,916 --> 00:56:42,666 Guy Hilton, here with the star of the "Pool Flop Fail," 786 00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:43,625 Marmaduke. 787 00:56:51,916 --> 00:56:53,333 Are you ready? 788 00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:55,083 I… I was ready born. 789 00:56:55,166 --> 00:56:58,041 I mean, I wasn't ready to be born. I was born to be ready. 790 00:56:58,125 --> 00:56:59,875 The simple answer is just yes. 791 00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:02,500 Welcome back, dog aficionados! 792 00:57:02,583 --> 00:57:05,625 This year is going to be a doozy. 793 00:57:05,708 --> 00:57:08,333 -Bring out the dogs! 794 00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:15,833 Ah. And here they come in all their majesty. 795 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:22,000 -Go, Marmaduke! -Woo-hoo! 796 00:57:22,083 --> 00:57:24,041 Yeah! Yay! Woo-hoo! 797 00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:36,291 Yes! 798 00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:37,750 Go, Marmaduke! 799 00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:39,166 Marmaduke! 800 00:57:49,208 --> 00:57:53,041 Looks like it's time to start the Obedience Section of the competition 801 00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:55,541 where the canine's self-control is tested 802 00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:58,625 with a baconized version of their favorite treat. 803 00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:02,083 Now, if I was a dog, ladies and gentlemen, 804 00:58:02,166 --> 00:58:05,166 and my wife might say there's no "if" about it… 805 00:58:07,208 --> 00:58:08,541 She hates me. 806 00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:11,666 …I… I would struggle during this part of the competition. 807 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:18,166 My fans, they love me. 808 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:23,708 Let's see if Juan Pedro can resist 809 00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:26,500 the bacon taco for 30 seconds! 810 00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:33,041 Bacon taco? 811 00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:36,416 What a great idea! That's amazing. 812 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,250 I love it! I love it! 813 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,625 Juan Pedro, self-control. 814 00:58:42,708 --> 00:58:45,500 I love it! 815 00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:48,083 The little guy is eyeballing that taco, 816 00:58:48,166 --> 00:58:52,083 but the promise of the Championship trophy is way stronger than a-- 817 00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:53,708 -Ay! Ay! 818 00:58:53,791 --> 00:58:55,375 -Oh no! 819 00:58:55,458 --> 00:58:56,666 Ay, ay, ay! 820 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:58,625 He needs his medication! 821 00:58:58,708 --> 00:58:59,875 Ouch! 822 00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:02,708 Looks like Juan Pedro has been disqualified. 823 00:59:02,791 --> 00:59:05,333 -No, it's not his fault! 824 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,041 Oh no! 825 00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:09,333 Ay! 826 00:59:11,333 --> 00:59:13,083 Oh, where'd you come from? 827 00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:16,458 -The bacon is your enemy. 828 00:59:17,041 --> 00:59:17,875 Huh? 829 00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:19,875 To beat the bacon, 830 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:23,833 you have to become the bacon. 831 00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:27,250 Become the bacon, huh? 832 00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:29,333 You are a strange little dog. 833 00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:30,791 Good luck. 834 00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:35,583 -Next up is Marmaduke! 835 00:59:36,375 --> 00:59:38,291 Remember, focus. 836 00:59:39,791 --> 00:59:41,208 Focus. Got it. 837 00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:45,916 -Become the bacon. 838 00:59:58,250 --> 01:00:00,583 Bacon pizza?! 839 01:00:01,916 --> 01:00:04,666 Bacon! B… b… bacon! 840 01:00:12,916 --> 01:00:15,750 Oh. He's definitely gonna cave. 841 01:00:15,833 --> 01:00:17,041 Come on, boy. 842 01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:18,333 Don't be you! 843 01:00:21,041 --> 01:00:21,916 Ugh. 844 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,208 Be the bacon. Come on, man. Be the bacon. 845 01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:26,125 Hmm? 846 01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:32,000 You are the bacon. 847 01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:33,625 Huh? 848 01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:36,083 I wouldn't eat me. 849 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,541 Would you eat me? 850 01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:40,958 -No. 851 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:45,291 Yeah! 852 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:47,250 -Whoo! -Woo-hoo! 853 01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:48,958 Go, Marmaduke! 854 01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:50,750 Great job, Marmaduke. 855 01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:52,666 Hey, you could've saved me a bite. 856 01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:56,750 He wouldn't be able to resist Shantrelle. 857 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:09,000 One of my favorite events is the Obstacle Course. 858 01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:15,125 And first up is Zeus! 859 01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:22,083 -Go! 860 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,666 And just like his namesake, 861 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:55,083 Zeus crosses the finish line like a bolt of lightning. 862 01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:04,875 You got this. 863 01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:06,750 Just like we practiced. 864 01:02:06,833 --> 01:02:09,541 Be the bacon, Marmaduke. You can do it. 865 01:02:10,333 --> 01:02:11,958 -Hey, furbag. -Huh? 866 01:02:12,041 --> 01:02:13,333 What do you want? 867 01:02:13,416 --> 01:02:17,875 Remember, when you fall flat on your stupid face, 868 01:02:17,958 --> 01:02:21,708 nobody expected you to win anyway. 869 01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:26,916 I'll show you. 870 01:02:27,708 --> 01:02:30,208 Next up is Marmaduke! 871 01:02:31,708 --> 01:02:34,500 -Huh? Huh? 872 01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:37,375 Be the bacon. The bacon! The… the bacon! 873 01:02:37,458 --> 01:02:40,125 -Marmaduke, what's happening? 874 01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:41,291 Whoa! 875 01:02:41,375 --> 01:02:42,625 Whoa! 876 01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:50,458 -Wow! Look at Marmaduke go! -Yay! 877 01:02:50,541 --> 01:02:51,625 Whoa! 878 01:02:55,416 --> 01:02:56,416 Whoa! 879 01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,125 Whoa! 880 01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:09,750 Whoa! 881 01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:14,375 Whoo! 882 01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:16,916 Aah! 883 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,291 -Huh? 884 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,166 Oh! 885 01:03:21,250 --> 01:03:23,166 I can't believe I did it. 886 01:03:23,958 --> 01:03:25,291 -Yeah! 887 01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:28,625 Yes! 888 01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:31,416 Ugh! No freakin' way! 889 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:32,333 Yeah! 890 01:03:32,416 --> 01:03:34,125 -Yay! Marmaduke! -Go Marmaduke! 891 01:03:36,541 --> 01:03:38,833 Huh? Wha? 892 01:03:47,458 --> 01:03:48,458 Aah! 893 01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:57,708 -Guy? 894 01:03:57,791 --> 01:03:58,625 Guy? 895 01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:03,291 In a crazy turn of events, 896 01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:07,125 Guy Hilton's attempt to win the championship with a rookie dog 897 01:04:07,208 --> 01:04:09,666 has ended in a terrible injury. 898 01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:13,500 Looks like this underdog landed under his dog. 899 01:04:14,833 --> 01:04:17,208 The talent show is about to begin. 900 01:04:17,291 --> 01:04:19,958 Unfortunately, Marmaduke will not be competing 901 01:04:20,041 --> 01:04:21,791 due to Guy Hilton’s accident. 902 01:04:23,583 --> 01:04:25,250 Guy is at the hospital now. 903 01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:29,250 I just wanted to let you know he's going to be fine. 904 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:32,416 I'm really sorry you won't be able to finish the show. 905 01:04:36,416 --> 01:04:38,541 I think your dog has a lot of heart. 906 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,208 Marmaduke was great today. 907 01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:45,500 Thanks. 908 01:04:45,583 --> 01:04:48,708 I've gotta go get ready for the talent show. Take care. 909 01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:50,833 Bye. 910 01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:55,958 I know you're sad right now. 911 01:04:56,041 --> 01:04:58,458 But this is just like the time that Jeremy Smith told Kathy 912 01:04:58,541 --> 01:05:00,166 he was gonna ask me to the Spring Dance, 913 01:05:00,250 --> 01:05:03,583 but he ended up choosing Becky and I had to go with Mike. 914 01:05:06,166 --> 01:05:07,041 That was… 915 01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:09,125 beautiful, Barbara. 916 01:05:09,625 --> 01:05:10,708 Oh. 917 01:05:10,791 --> 01:05:13,625 Should we just call a taxi and go home? 918 01:05:14,833 --> 01:05:16,291 Hmm. 919 01:05:16,375 --> 01:05:18,333 The Winslows are a lot of things. 920 01:05:18,916 --> 01:05:20,291 Bad golfers. 921 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:23,583 Those neighbors who borrow tools and forget where they put them. 922 01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:26,166 Always late for church. 923 01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:28,875 Inconsiderate drivers. 924 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,250 Constant underachievers. 925 01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,083 Your point, honey? 926 01:05:33,916 --> 01:05:35,583 We are not quitters. 927 01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:39,708 Marmaduke, you're not like those other dogs. 928 01:05:39,791 --> 01:05:41,291 Some say you're too big. 929 01:05:42,125 --> 01:05:45,125 I say you're too big-hearted. 930 01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:50,500 And I know the best dog in the whole world is staring me right in the face. 931 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:51,583 Me? 932 01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:53,500 So, if you wanna finish what you started… 933 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:54,875 I… I do. 934 01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:58,708 Then I think we can find you a new trainer. 935 01:05:59,666 --> 01:06:00,916 Who? 936 01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:03,666 Team Winslow! 937 01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:05,291 Huh? 938 01:06:07,958 --> 01:06:09,375 Come on, bring it in. 939 01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:11,333 -Let's do it. -Yeah! 940 01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:13,125 -Woo-hoo! 941 01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:15,500 -Get in there, Puddin'. -Silly dog. 942 01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:24,250 We've reached the final event that decides which of these amazing specimens 943 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:27,125 will be named the greatest dog on earth 944 01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:29,208 and win the million-dollar prize! 945 01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:33,375 Now to my favorite part, the talent show. 946 01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:37,291 First up, it’s Vinnie and Ronnie 947 01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:41,416 with their amazing display of the Staffordshire’s strength! 948 01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:57,625 -Oh! 949 01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:08,500 Wow! 950 01:07:31,375 --> 01:07:33,958 Whoo! Yes! 951 01:07:38,208 --> 01:07:39,250 Wow! 952 01:07:39,333 --> 01:07:41,958 That is one strong dog. 953 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:49,583 Next up, it’s Shantrelle and her seductive Parisian extravaganza! 954 01:07:57,666 --> 01:07:58,958 Ooh. Ah! 955 01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:02,208 Whoa! 956 01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:03,875 Wow! 957 01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:33,541 Whoa! 958 01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:50,041 Get ready for Zhi and Fu’s spectacular blend 959 01:08:50,125 --> 01:08:54,000 of martial arts and the mystical powers of the East. 960 01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:04,791 Ha! 961 01:09:15,041 --> 01:09:15,875 Ha! 962 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:50,083 -That was awesome! -Yay! 963 01:09:50,166 --> 01:09:53,583 Wow, these dogs are putting on an amazing show.Yay! 964 01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:59,000 Bu how did he land on the tip of that spear without getting skewered? 965 01:10:03,291 --> 01:10:06,541 Next up, Zeus and Henri, 966 01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:11,916 demonstrating the mesmerizing power of the Afghan’s sparkling fur! 967 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:17,375 Look deeply into the golden fleece of my Zeus. 968 01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:20,666 -Ah! -Keep your eyes focused. 969 01:10:27,916 --> 01:10:29,166 Whoa! Huh? 970 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:35,958 You are now in a trance. 971 01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:41,375 You will now obey Zeus. 972 01:10:41,458 --> 01:10:43,208 Obey Zeus… 973 01:10:43,291 --> 01:10:47,000 Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus… 974 01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:49,083 -Obey Zeus… 975 01:10:49,708 --> 01:10:52,375 -Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus… 976 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,958 -Suckers. -Obey Zeus… 977 01:10:55,666 --> 01:10:56,833 Obey Zeus… 978 01:10:59,291 --> 01:11:01,625 -Obey Zeus… 979 01:11:02,208 --> 01:11:05,125 -Obey Zeus… 980 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,875 Hey. 981 01:11:18,916 --> 01:11:22,333 You will give Zeus the perfect score. 982 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,125 The trance is over! 983 01:11:25,916 --> 01:11:27,208 Huh? 984 01:11:27,291 --> 01:11:28,500 Oh! 985 01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:38,041 Oh, uh… Wow, that was incredible! 986 01:11:39,083 --> 01:11:39,916 Wasn't it? 987 01:11:49,166 --> 01:11:50,000 Mm-mm… 988 01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:59,291 Marmaduke is back in the competition 989 01:11:59,375 --> 01:12:01,875 with his new trainer, Team Winslow. 990 01:12:01,958 --> 01:12:08,833 Next up, Marmaduke and Billy take us back to the lawless days of the Wild West! 991 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:12,750 -Marmaduke is back! -Whoo! Marmaduke! 992 01:12:12,833 --> 01:12:17,083 And I think Black Bart might be roamin' around these parts. 993 01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:21,500 Lookin' for me? 994 01:12:22,291 --> 01:12:24,375 -Yeah. We sure are. 995 01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:26,458 Come and get me. 996 01:12:28,250 --> 01:12:29,875 -Yahoo! 997 01:12:29,958 --> 01:12:31,791 Get him! Get him! Yeehaw! 998 01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:34,541 -Let's get that varmint! 999 01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:37,208 -Yeah! -We're bringin' you in! 1000 01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:38,875 -Yeehaw! 1001 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:43,333 -Yeehaw! -Woo-hoo! 1002 01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:45,333 You ain't gettin' away! 1003 01:12:48,541 --> 01:12:50,666 One rail slide, comin' up! 1004 01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,958 Yahoo! I got ya! 1005 01:12:57,833 --> 01:13:00,250 You can’t get away from us, Black Bart. 1006 01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:04,375 You'll never take me alive. 1007 01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:07,083 Have it your way. 1008 01:13:07,166 --> 01:13:09,250 -Dance, kitty cat! 1009 01:13:09,333 --> 01:13:11,208 -Meow! -Dance! 1010 01:13:11,291 --> 01:13:13,750 Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. 1011 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:16,750 Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. 1012 01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:18,583 Woo-hoo! 1013 01:13:22,458 --> 01:13:24,208 -Whoo! -Yay! Marmaduke! 1014 01:13:26,416 --> 01:13:28,541 -Time to bust a move! -Yeah! 1015 01:13:39,041 --> 01:13:41,083 Fantastic, Marmaduke! 1016 01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:42,583 Ow! 1017 01:13:47,083 --> 01:13:49,875 This is stupid. That isn't talent. 1018 01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:54,833 Why are you dancing? 1019 01:13:56,208 --> 01:13:57,250 Stop it! 1020 01:14:16,125 --> 01:14:17,958 I can't believe you made it. 1021 01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:20,375 I wasn't gonna miss your big show. 1022 01:14:20,458 --> 01:14:21,958 Thanks. 1023 01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:24,166 You can take it from here, pal. 1024 01:14:26,291 --> 01:14:27,291 See ya, buddy. 1025 01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:30,666 Woo-hoo! 1026 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,625 Yes! Woo-hoo! 1027 01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:35,666 Get out here, Team Winslow! 1028 01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:41,666 Yay! 1029 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:43,708 Oh, that was awesome! 1030 01:14:43,791 --> 01:14:45,916 Everyone loves you, Marmaduke. 1031 01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:48,791 Yeah! 1032 01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,333 I mean, what's not to love? 1033 01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:12,916 And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. 1034 01:15:15,791 --> 01:15:19,750 -And this year's World Dog Champion is… 1035 01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,125 Smell ya later, losers. 1036 01:15:22,208 --> 01:15:23,541 Zeus! 1037 01:15:25,041 --> 01:15:26,000 Yes! 1038 01:15:30,083 --> 01:15:32,916 I knew me quads would be me downfall. 1039 01:15:35,708 --> 01:15:37,208 Sorry you didn't win, buddy. 1040 01:15:38,041 --> 01:15:40,750 At least I got to show the world what kind of dog I am. 1041 01:15:48,750 --> 01:15:51,916 Oh, Zeus is so, so special. 1042 01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:55,791 So, so special? 1043 01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:58,666 Hmm. I've heard that before. 1044 01:15:59,416 --> 01:16:02,416 Zeus is so, so special. 1045 01:16:03,583 --> 01:16:06,833 Zeus is so, so special. 1046 01:16:07,666 --> 01:16:09,291 I knew he was a cheater. 1047 01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:12,333 We can't let him get away with this. 1048 01:16:13,166 --> 01:16:14,791 Hmm. 1049 01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:26,541 Hmm. 1050 01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:30,041 Mm-hmm. 1051 01:16:33,041 --> 01:16:33,875 -Huh? 1052 01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:49,458 -Huh? 1053 01:16:50,291 --> 01:16:52,208 Gospodi! 1054 01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:56,208 Who the heck is that guy? 1055 01:16:56,291 --> 01:16:58,500 Security! Security! 1056 01:16:58,583 --> 01:17:00,500 Huh? What are you guys doing?! 1057 01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:02,750 Hey! You got the wrong guy! 1058 01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:04,875 -Stop! Let me go! 1059 01:17:06,208 --> 01:17:07,833 All right! Yeah! 1060 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:12,250 Zeus has been disqualified. 1061 01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:15,041 -And the new World Dog Champion is… 1062 01:17:15,625 --> 01:17:16,458 Zhi! 1063 01:17:18,458 --> 01:17:19,291 Hmm. 1064 01:17:20,958 --> 01:17:21,791 Hmm. 1065 01:17:23,791 --> 01:17:25,208 This can't happen. 1066 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:27,000 That trophy's mine. 1067 01:17:27,541 --> 01:17:30,375 I'm supposed to be champion! 1068 01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:46,666 Smell you later. 1069 01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:48,291 The kick that isn't there. 1070 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:50,208 Good one, Marmaduke. 1071 01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:52,250 You! 1072 01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:54,625 Moi? 1073 01:17:56,750 --> 01:18:01,666 I am going to rip those stupid floppy ears off your head! 1074 01:18:16,333 --> 01:18:17,291 I'm okay! 1075 01:18:20,458 --> 01:18:21,375 Aah! 1076 01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:27,083 I'm not okay! 1077 01:18:28,875 --> 01:18:30,583 -Hold on! -Watch out! 1078 01:18:34,583 --> 01:18:36,583 -Billy! -I got ya, Billy! 1079 01:18:37,708 --> 01:18:38,541 Whoa! 1080 01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:39,458 Marmaduke! 1081 01:18:39,541 --> 01:18:40,625 Uh-oh. 1082 01:18:47,416 --> 01:18:49,875 -Get a vet! Somebody, please! -Marmaduke! 1083 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,291 Marmaduke. 1084 01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,208 Marmaduke. 1085 01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:56,833 Buddy. 1086 01:18:56,916 --> 01:18:57,750 Talk to me. 1087 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:00,500 Oh no! 1088 01:19:04,166 --> 01:19:06,833 Please, boy. Be okay. 1089 01:19:09,958 --> 01:19:11,000 Oh… 1090 01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:11,958 Marmaduke. 1091 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:17,000 Marmaduke was a good dog. 1092 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:19,916 He was loved by all. 1093 01:19:20,875 --> 01:19:24,166 Marmaduke never wanted to hurt anyone. 1094 01:19:25,041 --> 01:19:27,291 -Chasing after cats. -Oh… 1095 01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:29,208 Knocking down hedges. 1096 01:19:29,291 --> 01:19:31,625 Never passing up a good bone. 1097 01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:34,333 Hogging my favorite chair. 1098 01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:38,500 His heart was always in the right place. 1099 01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:44,250 We should never have tried to train you. 1100 01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:48,583 -You were perfect just the way you were. 1101 01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:53,541 Marmaduke. 1102 01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:56,041 We will miss you… 1103 01:19:58,166 --> 01:19:59,000 very much. 1104 01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:08,875 Is there still time to hit the Awards Banquet? 1105 01:20:10,083 --> 01:20:12,375 -Marmaduke! 1106 01:20:12,458 --> 01:20:15,125 -Marmaduke, you sweet dog. 1107 01:20:15,208 --> 01:20:17,000 -Aw. 1108 01:20:17,083 --> 01:20:19,083 I love you guys. 1109 01:20:19,708 --> 01:20:21,541 Right back at you, guys. 1110 01:20:23,333 --> 01:20:24,791 Where's my trophy? 1111 01:20:24,875 --> 01:20:27,333 -Come on, you. -I'm the World Champion. 1112 01:20:27,416 --> 01:20:29,458 I'm the World Champion! 1113 01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:34,125 See ya later, Zoser. 1114 01:20:34,208 --> 01:20:36,916 Don't let the doggy flap hit you on the way out. 1115 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,125 Marmaduke. 1116 01:20:38,833 --> 01:20:42,250 You are not like any dog I've ever met. 1117 01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:44,833 Yeah, I… I've been hearing that a lot lately. 1118 01:20:45,541 --> 01:20:47,458 -Whoo! Yeah! 1119 01:20:51,458 --> 01:20:53,708 Ooh la la! 1120 01:20:58,041 --> 01:21:02,458 So that's my rags-to-riches, happily-ever-after, Cinderella story. 1121 01:21:02,541 --> 01:21:06,291 No more plot twists, darkest hours, or agonies of defeat. 1122 01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:10,250 So could I please have some of that bacon pizza now? 69892

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