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I spent my first 19 years
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trying to escape
my hometown of Neptune.
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Made it out,
then after a decade away,
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decided Neptune needed me,
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and I needed it.
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I was wrong on both counts.
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Neptune didn'’t need another private investigator...
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it needed an enema.
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I'’ll start at the beginning of the end:
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the Maloof case.
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The Mad Bomber of Neptune.
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The first explosion killed four people at the Sea Sprite Motel,
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two days into the month-long
bacchanalia that is Neptune
spring break.
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If Neptune was the unofficial West Coast capital of spring break,
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then the Sea Sprite was its national monument.
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Kids came to Neptune to get loose, get lit, and get laid.
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♪ I'’ve been counting
matchsticks ♪
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♪ From the boxes
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♪ The seconds in reverse on the clock, just a-waiting ♪
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♪ For you to tell me
it'’s time ♪
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Me, I was just trying
to pay the rent.
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♪ I'’ve been keeping my head
well trained ♪
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Well, shit.
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♪ Just once I wanna hear
that something is mine ♪
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♪ Whoa, tell me it'’s time,
time, time ♪
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♪ Tell me it'’s time,
time ♪
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♪ Yeah! Hey!
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God hates me.
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♪ Lost and found you know
I'’ll be right here ♪
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Karsyn. ♪ And I can feel
it'’s drawing near ♪
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♪ Just waiting for you
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Veronica?
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You got a watch dog.
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That'’s cool.
What'’s his name?
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Dahmer.
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Dahmer likes his Snausages,
doesn'’t he?
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Yes, he does!
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Yes, he does!
Dahmer likes Snausages!
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He needs some training.
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Here it is.
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That'’s why my gate
isn'’t working?
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That'’s right.
Your house doesn'’t hate you.
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Your ex-husband,
on the other hand...
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Ohh, I knew it.
That cock waffle.
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Your house is very smart.
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With all the Echoes,
your Nest thermostats,
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your Hue bulbs,
Lutron dimmers,
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Sonos music system...
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Okay, can I help you find
something, or...
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Nah, I found it.
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What are you doing?
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Oh!
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This is how your ex
was getting in.
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He set up the router,
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he knew all the passwords.
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That'’s why your heater
would crank up to 90 degrees
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when you were trying to sleep.
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It'’s why your deceased mom'’s
favorite song
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would wake you up
at three in the morning,
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and it'’s why you would
lose internet access
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right when
you needed to work.
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Oh, that...
vindictive sack of shit.
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Wait, how would he know exactly
when I would started working?
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Camera.
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It also explains
why your gentleman callers
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were having their cars keyed
and their tires slashed.
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Oh!
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Another camera?
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Oh, guess not.
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I should call the cops.
Just turn him in.
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This sort of harassment
is nearly impossible to prove.
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Oh. I want--
I wanna "garrit" him.
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You know what,
I want to "garrit" him,
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I want to stab him
in the face,
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and I wanna cut off that dick
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he'’s just so proud of.
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Think it'’s garrote.
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What?Not "garrit."
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"Gar-oat," also acceptable.
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Okay, well,
my point is that--
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No! Not...ohh.
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Another camera.
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Ohh, that asshole. Haha.
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He gave me that.
Just out of the blue, as a gift.
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Because he said he loved me.
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You know I gave him head
that night in the shower?
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Okay, so you'’re saying
there'’s nothing I can do?
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I didn'’t say that.
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I never say that.
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♪ A long time ago
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♪ We used to be friends
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♪ But I haven'’t thought of you
lately at all ♪
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♪ Bring it on, bring it on,
yeah ♪
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♪ Just remember me when
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♪ We used to be friends
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♪ A long time ago
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♪ We used to be friends
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♪ A long time ago
we used to be friends ♪
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♪ Hey
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That'’s his house.
Wait, how did you--
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He received a flower delivery
from his main office
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"in recognition of his
strong quarterly sales."
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Well, good for him.
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Not really.
I sent the flowers.
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And in each
of the flower pots I included...
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two of these bad boys pointing
in opposite directions.
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That and a couple of
microphones.
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There he is.
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There he is
with his child bride.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God,
they'’re gonna do it
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on our Himalayan
gold marble kitchen island.
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We'’ll see about that.
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What the--
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Oh, tell me
we'’re recording this.
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"We'’re recording this"
is my middle name.
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Ohh.
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Just wait for it.
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Whoo!
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Okay, that'’s the part
I don'’t want to see.
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It ain'’t gonna happen. Here.
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What is---
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And now he knows.
You own him.
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I just need final payment,
and I can download the apps
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and passwords onto your phone.
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Look, I--I know that
this isn'’t healthy,
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it'’s just that this divorce
got so ugly.
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He only wanted
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to pay me 90K a month.
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I'’m like, "Uh, no, thanks.
I know what ya make."
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How much is it for you again?
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Uh, six grand.
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Wasn'’t it 300 a day?
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An hour.
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Mm.
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What-- What is that?
I thought you fixed everything.
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Right. Um, it'’s just a smoke
detector with a dead battery.
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Here, um...
this should do the trick.
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Okay, can you install it?
That'’s not really my thing.
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Thank you so much
for coming down, Mr. Mars.
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I'’m not sure how much
help I can be, Mr. Hu.
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The message referenced
a rat problem, and that'’s
not my area of expertise.
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People generally call an
exterminator.
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Oh, I'’ve called exterminators.
Three so far.
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They find no nests, no rat
droppings,
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their traps catch no rats.
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You sure you have a rat
problem?
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Holy cuss!
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A rat caused that?
Was it a 70-pounder?
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"Holy cuss"?
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Yeah, sorry.
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My daughter and I have a bet
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who can go the longest
without dropping an F-bomb.
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I didn'’t think
she could go 20 minutes,
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and that was
three months ago.
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Well that...
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"cussing" rat
wasa big one.
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And this sort of thing happens
every three or four days.
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Customer picks up a cabbage
or a box of cereal,
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and a rat pops out.
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Then customers run around like
they'’ve seen the chupacabra.
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Have you thought about
calling an exterminator?
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I mean, just in case?
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I told you, Mr. Mars.
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I spoke to several
exterminators.
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Right.
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Sorry. Uh, brain freeze.
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Have you checked footage
from your other cameras?
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Maybe it'’s someone
releasing them as a prank
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or to hurt your business.
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This is my only camera.
It'’s to stop shoplifters.
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There'’s no money for
improvements.
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No, truthfully...
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I'’m not sure if
I can afford you.
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I'’m sure we'’ll be able
to work something out.
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My store is
the only place in Neptune
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where my customers
can afford to buy groceries.
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But word is getting around
about our rat problem.
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Of course, if those NUTTs get
their way,
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I'’ll probably
have to fold tent anyway.
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Hmm. Which nuts are those?
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Is that the sweet sound
of victory I hear?
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The spoils of war.
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Who else is gonna
keep paying for those safaris
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where you and your big-shot
friends hunt the most
dangerous game of all.
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The homeless.
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It'’s not so much
the safari that gets ya,
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it'’s the private jet
to Billionaire Island.
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What exactly did you do
for that lady?
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Feminist stuff.
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We got mad,
we got even.
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Some scissoring.All right.
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How'’d you make his much?
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Celebrate with me!
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How I made that is between
me and my maker.
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I'’m your maker.
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You are really not making
my office drop-by
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everything I was
envisioning.
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Oh, and what were
you envisioning?
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Well, a balloon drop,
for starters...
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maybe an "attagirl."
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Oh, no.
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You'’re feelin'’ emasculated,
is that it?
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Honey...Yeah?
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If feeling emasculated
by my daughter was gonna
dampen my spirits,
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you woulda found me out in
the garage a long time ago,
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Cheap Trick in the tape deck,
tube in the tailpipe.
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What'’s a tape deck?I hate you.
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Hey, do you mind stopping by
Hu'’s Reduced tomorrow
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and setting up cameras?
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You took the rat job?
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Yeah, it'’s probably just
an aggrieved former employee
releasing the rats.
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Hu, huh?
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Any chance Hu done it?
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I'’m not gonna
play that game with you.
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What the cuss!
You'’re no cussing fun.
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I'’m gonna Irish-exit this
wingding.
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Tell the host it was lame AF.
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Why are you sounding like that?
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My millennial speak?
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Just gettin'’ into the spring
break spirit.
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At my place, we have already
hung our beer goggles over
the fireplace,
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boofed the traditional
Spring Break Kamikaze,
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and watched Revenge of the
Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise.
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Logan back?No. Just me and Pony.
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Logan'’s in Somalia.
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Maybe...Burundi?
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Aleppo.
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Chernobyl? I don'’t know.
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Do you expect sympathy from
a man who couldn'’t stop
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his teenage daughter from
poking around murder cases?
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Hey...
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you wanna go see
a bunch of NUTTs
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try to destroy
Neptune tonight?
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Intrigued.
Which nuts?
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Neptune United
for a Tidy Town.
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Its members
self-identify as NUTTs.
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They'’re trying to
jam through a bunch of
beautification ordinances
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at tonight'’s City Council.
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Ooh, God, no. But you--
you should go.
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Break stuff, old man.
The struggle is real.
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Hashtag JOMO.
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Pics or it didn'’t happen!
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Bye, Felicia!
Ohh.
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Hi, Pony. Hi, bud.
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How ya doin'’?
Do you need to pee?
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Yeah, you better.
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'’Cause if you don'’t need to pee,
that means...you peed in...
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Daddy'’s home?
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Hey! Hi!
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What'’s up?!
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00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:50,930
Whoo!
253
00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:17,650
Ooh, I do not mind if I do.
254
00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:19,090
Bitch, get in line.
255
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,830
What, that guy?Yeah.
256
00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:26,010
Blue trunks?Hmm. I'’ve seen better.
257
00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:27,270
Though he does look strong.
258
00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:29,180
Like, reallystrong.
259
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,450
Hey, Blue Trunks!
260
00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:36,060
I'’m thinking he might be dumb.
261
00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:38,500
You don'’t get lats like that
from reading.
262
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,980
As me how many shits
I give about his brain.
263
00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,940
How many shits do you give
about his brain?
264
00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:45,500
None.Then why bother
having me ask you?
265
00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:47,770
Hey there.
266
00:12:47,770 --> 00:12:49,680
How much do you bench?
267
00:12:50,990 --> 00:12:52,030
Three-fifteen?
268
00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:54,640
Good. So...
269
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,560
my refrigerator is broken
or something, and it just
so happens my neighbor
270
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,870
from a few blocks away put a
perfectly good one curbside.
271
00:13:01,870 --> 00:13:03,480
I'’m assuming it works.
272
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,700
Feel like carrying it
into my apartment for me?
273
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,400
What'’s in it for me?
274
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:10,790
Hand job?
275
00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:13,790
With eye contact?
276
00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:17,010
Fine, if you hang
two other shelving units
277
00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:19,020
and carry my
old refrigerator back down.
278
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,630
What floor are you on?Third.
279
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:22,110
Full-on sex.Sold.
280
00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:24,150
But I come first,
no back door,
281
00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:25,850
and I'’ll need
a ride to work after.
282
00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:28,940
How far away do you work?
283
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:31,680
Are you gonna keep talking
this much? '’Cause we could
forget the whole thing.
284
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,640
Let'’s go.
285
00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:39,430
Hey, uh, I don'’t need
to move anything,
286
00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:40,950
and I live
on the first floor.
287
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,300
Lisa.What?
288
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,040
That sounds like
a much better deal.
289
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,220
What did I tell you
about talking?
290
00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:51,400
I'’m gonna cuss your brains out.
291
00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:55,750
♪ Waking life
292
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,580
♪ It grew from the shadow
293
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,930
♪ Brace yourself
294
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:06,370
♪ To the morning low
295
00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:08,590
Oh!
296
00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:12,330
♪ Night is gone, long way...
297
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,900
We oughta get
a bigger couch.Yeah.
298
00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:20,420
♪ You'’ve waited long enough to know ♪
299
00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:31,390
♪ When the memory
300
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:33,440
♪ Leaves you
301
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:40,790
♪ Somewhere you can'’t
make it home ♪
302
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:48,980
♪ When the morning
comes to meet you ♪
303
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:51,800
Oh, I need the--You need-- Yeah.
304
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,720
No. No.
305
00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,990
I don'’t suppose
you wanna tell me
306
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,380
how you got that giant bruise
on your shoulder, do you?
307
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,210
What bruise?
308
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,870
Oh, this bruise.
309
00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:12,260
I fell off a motorcycle.
310
00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:14,610
Flew over the hood of a car.
I tucked and rolled.
311
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:17,220
Yeah, I saw that
Mission: Impossibletoo.
312
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,350
Eh, I tried.
313
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,360
Have you considered
that maybe my life
314
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,790
just is really Mission:
Impossible-esque?
315
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:27,060
Consider it?
I assume it.
316
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,070
There'’s sand in your bag!
317
00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:41,770
I knew you were
in the Middle East.
318
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:45,900
Or, I hate to bring up
Occam'’s Razor here, but...
319
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:49,950
maybe I set my bag down on
the beach 20 feet outside
your front door.
320
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:55,130
No, this feels
like Kuwaiti sand.
321
00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:59,000
You really shouldn'’t be
digging through the bag of
a naval Intelligence officer.
322
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,790
That'’s what you
sayyou are.
323
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:02,700
I'’m still thinking you'’re
an international playboy
324
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,400
breaking hearts
in exotic lands.
325
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,700
Sounds like
you should lock me down.
326
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:10,360
Be careful. Some girls
might think you'’re
proposing marriage.
327
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:15,320
Or, in words
you can understand,
an Echolls Ultimatum.
328
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,150
No, you had it
the first time:
marriage.
329
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,200
I just forgot
what it was called.
330
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,500
Let'’s get married!
331
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,850
Yep.
332
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,600
Okay, weirdo,
let'’s get married.
333
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,950
I'’m serious.
334
00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:34,430
If you were serious,
you'’d be in the same room
as your intended.
335
00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:37,210
And there'’d be
a ring involved--
or so I'’m told.
336
00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,570
How many pockets
have you searched?
337
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:55,840
The pocket on the right.
338
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,810
WTC, dude.
339
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,000
Hey.
340
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,740
I think it goes
something like this.
341
00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:33,010
Veronica...
342
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,230
Veronica--Stop. Stop. Don'’t.
343
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:37,400
Don'’t. Please.
344
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,190
We'’re not getting married.
345
00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:44,590
I thought we were on
the same page about that.Yeah.
346
00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:48,070
Look at my parents.
Look at yourparents.
347
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:51,720
And every day I go to work,
and I watch married people
348
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,990
destroy each other. So, um...
349
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,300
No.Veronica, I--
350
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:03,130
I need to go, um, meet my dad
at the City Council meeting.
351
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:05,040
I promised him
that I would, and--
352
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,000
'’cause big stuff'’s happening and
it could affect the business.
353
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,780
All right, I gotta go.
354
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,230
That'’s a used condom.
355
00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:26,540
This morning I was taking
a walk on one of Neptune'’s
beautiful public beaches,
356
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,320
and there it was.
357
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,410
Bullshit, you were takin'’
a walk on a public beach.
358
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,200
As a boy growing up
in Neptune, this was paradise.
359
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,380
But for the past 20 years
we'’ve been in decline.
360
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,680
And that'’s what
Neptune United for a Tidy Town
361
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,430
is all about: returning Neptune
to its former glory.
362
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,730
You know, my stint
in the big house
363
00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:49,260
taught me a number
of important life lessons.
364
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,910
First, don'’t assume they'’ll
send you to one of those
country club prisons.
365
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:54,480
But second,
366
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,790
beauty matters.
367
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:59,570
It lifts our spirits,
it gives us pride.
368
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:03,190
Makes us better citizens.
369
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:06,580
These ordinances
are the nudge we need
to get back to a better time.
370
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,280
Thank you.
371
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,590
No to NUTT.
372
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:16,810
Mm-hmm. Okay.
373
00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:18,460
Give me the number
of interested parties
374
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:20,200
who have signed up
to speak tonight.
375
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,120
We might run
a few minutes long.
376
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,340
How the hell did we let a
crooked real estate tycoon
377
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:31,000
come in here and seduce us
into longing for a bygone era?
378
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,220
An era that never existed.
379
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:36,090
Twenty years ago they were
dumping waste water
from the nuclear plant
380
00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:38,610
a hundred yards
from the public beach.
381
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:39,830
That'’s why you never
got any taller.
382
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,270
I thought you weren'’t coming.
383
00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:45,790
I needed
to get out of my apartment.
384
00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:47,840
Logan'’s back.Logan'’s back?
385
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,450
And he asked me to marry him.
386
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:52,190
What an asshole.
387
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,020
I'’m guessing you haven'’t
picked a date yet.
388
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,550
Okay, up next,
389
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:02,590
local nightclub owner
Nicole Malloy.
390
00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:04,290
Ms. Malloy, you have three
minutes.
391
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,380
Two and a half
more than I'’ll need.
392
00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:09,120
Best hurricane I ever had
was at Comrade Quacks.
393
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,650
Thank you, Mayor Dobbins.
394
00:20:11,650 --> 00:20:15,480
Well, this is quite
the bonanza of edicts
395
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,520
big Dick and his NUTTs
have thrown together.
396
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,440
Guess Chino gave you
lots of brainstorming time.
397
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,480
Yep.Hmm.
398
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:28,660
Here'’s one that stood out to me.
"No vulgar advertising."
399
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,270
Any business in particular
you had in mind?
400
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:33,360
Comrade Quacks?No.
401
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:37,630
Okay. Well, I'’ll probably
sell 20,000 T-shirts in the
next four weeks.
402
00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:40,370
I clear ten bucks a unit,
that'’s 200 grand,
403
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:43,150
which is about my entire
profit margin last year.
404
00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:44,330
So...
405
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,290
Dick...
406
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:49,380
does the shirt pass muster?
407
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:54,430
That'’s up to the
beautification committee.Good...
408
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:57,300
Good, cause I thought for a
moment that a rich man
409
00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:01,000
wanting to get richer was trying
to drive me out of business.
410
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,870
That'’s all.
411
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,180
Who is she?
412
00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:13,970
Hey, what'’s the goddamn holdup?
We want to get our ducks wet!
413
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,230
Ten shots of Jaäger.
414
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:17,190
You got it.
415
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,380
Look, guys, it'’s a numbers game.
That'’s all it is.
416
00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:34,290
Craig, you said that we had
a 1% chance of leaving with
one of these girls?
417
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:37,170
I agree. We have a 1% chance...
418
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,600
times the number of girlsthat we talk to.
419
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:45,040
And that is why, my friend,
we are going to play
the Rejection Game.
420
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,700
Rejection Game, that sounds--Rejection heavy.
421
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:50,220
Yeah, it is.
But that'’s the beauty of it.
422
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,310
So much rejection
that you grow numb to it.
423
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,230
I was numb by ninth grade.
424
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,660
How do we play?
425
00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:57,050
Gabriel, that'’s the spirit!
426
00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:59,060
We ask girls to dance with us,
427
00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:01,410
and whoever collects
the most rejections, wins.
428
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,280
I'’m in!
429
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,590
We gotta get out of Sea Sprite.
Shots, everyone!
430
00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:10,370
Down the hatch!
431
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,940
Spring break! Whoo!
432
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:16,030
I can'’t believe my mom
screwed us over on the house.
433
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,770
It'’s because of me, isn'’t it?
434
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:18,990
Of course not.
435
00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:20,300
I'’m just saying,
436
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:21,600
you'’re not the only sickos
437
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,120
that wanna get
your geese greased.
438
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:28,040
I mean, I'’d literally bone
any rando here.
439
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:31,130
I couldn'’t help but overhear
your plea for some strange dick.
440
00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:34,880
Well, look no further,
'’cause there'’s no dick
stranger than mine.
441
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,180
It makes a hard turn
to the left, and it
just keeps going.
442
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:42,450
You gottabe
shitting me!
443
00:22:43,670 --> 00:22:45,930
Uh, go.
Away with you!
444
00:22:48,370 --> 00:22:49,890
Killing it!
445
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,540
Whoo!
446
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,810
Comrade Quacks rules!
447
00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:01,730
Come on, come on.
448
00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:06,120
Uh, hello. Ha ha ha ha!
449
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,430
Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
450
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,650
My name--
my name is Jimmy.
451
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,400
Hey, Nicole,
can I get another shot?
452
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,660
One second.
453
00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:20,790
Table 23.
454
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,020
...and smile!
455
00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:29,630
You know what?
This is goin'’ on my Instagram.
456
00:23:29,630 --> 00:23:31,240
Brah, get my phone!
457
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,320
I got you bro.
458
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,540
Yeah, right here.
459
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:34,670
Yeah! Ready?
460
00:23:34,670 --> 00:23:36,850
Hey!
461
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:40,460
That was my phone!
Yo, what the...? You bit--
462
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,160
Whoa! Hey!
463
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,550
What are you doing?
Try me! Try it!
464
00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:46,080
Nicole, back off.
465
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,120
What?!
466
00:23:49,690 --> 00:23:52,170
Belmont, put '’em in a Lyft
back to the Sea Sprite.
467
00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:54,220
But take their pictures first,
they'’re 86ed.
468
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:58,870
And find her shitty friends and
tell '’em to get her home now,
469
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,790
otherwise I'’m callin'’
the cops, she can sleep
it off in the drunk tank.
470
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,530
So, tip your waitresses!
471
00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:08,100
What?
472
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:16,060
♪ On a cold and gray Chicago
mornin'’ ♪
473
00:24:16,060 --> 00:24:18,110
♪ A poor little baby child is
born ♪
474
00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:20,070
♪ In the ghetto
475
00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:42,610
♪ People, don'’t you understand ♪
476
00:24:42,610 --> 00:24:46,270
♪ The child needs
a helping hand ♪
477
00:24:46,270 --> 00:24:48,180
♪ Or he'’ll grow to be
an angry young man... ♪
478
00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:10,480
♪ And his mama cries
479
00:26:37,070 --> 00:26:41,820
♪ Here comes the sun
480
00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:47,300
♪ There go the raindrops
481
00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:52,520
♪ You are the one
482
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:56,920
♪ Who makes the rain stop
483
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,570
Killin'’ it. ♪ Wherever you go
484
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:06,360
♪ You light the way
485
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:12,590
♪ What I'’d give to do ♪
486
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:18,510
Du-- ♪ This magic that you do
487
00:27:18,510 --> 00:27:22,080
Dude. ♪ With just a smile
488
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,820
Dude.
489
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:28,910
♪ You chase the thunder
490
00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:34,390
♪ Here comes the sun
491
00:27:34,390 --> 00:27:37,180
♪ You'’re such a won... ♪
492
00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:40,220
Okay.
493
00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:43,750
Dr. Miles wasn'’t great at
updating his patients'’ charts.
494
00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:46,880
You say the headaches and memory
loss are relatively recent?
495
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,450
Last year, mostly.
496
00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:50,540
More frequent lately.
It'’s getting worse.
497
00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:53,630
I'’m repeating things.
498
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,670
It says here you were in
quite the car accident.
499
00:27:55,670 --> 00:27:56,720
When was that?
500
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,590
2013.
501
00:27:58,590 --> 00:28:00,810
We should get you in
for a CT scan.
502
00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:02,770
How much is that?
503
00:28:02,770 --> 00:28:04,640
How'’s your insurance?
504
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,380
Um...Couple grand.
505
00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:10,910
See if that helps.
Twice daily.
506
00:28:10,910 --> 00:28:12,690
Razadyne?
507
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:19,520
That'’s not how I'’d do it.
508
00:28:21,530 --> 00:28:23,830
Are you cussin'’ with me?Don'’t you cussing point at me.
509
00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:26,660
You know what? I'’m not
cussin'’ around, old man.
510
00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:29,140
Oh, cuss you and the horse
you rode in on.
511
00:28:31,270 --> 00:28:32,750
Grow up, Veronica.
512
00:28:33,970 --> 00:28:36,540
So? What'’s the word?
513
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:39,590
How long before we can burn
this cussing cane of yours?
514
00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:41,240
Aw. You love me.
515
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,460
No, I just hate
mounting cameras.
516
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:44,980
It'’s all good,
it'’s progressing.
517
00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:46,550
Everything'’s progressing
as it should.
518
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,210
Are you sure?
519
00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:51,690
Well, don'’t time me
in the 40, but yeah.
520
00:28:53,210 --> 00:28:56,740
Veronica...
I am a prime physical specimen.
521
00:28:56,740 --> 00:29:00,390
So when I head-butt you, you'’re
just gonna dust yourself off?
522
00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:02,440
I suppose so. But why
head-butt your father?
523
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,700
Because I just spoke
to the owner of
this establishment,
524
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:06,610
and I know how much
we'’re getting paid
for this gig.
525
00:29:06,610 --> 00:29:09,440
Oh.
526
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,620
There is no George Bailey moment
at the end of this story, Dad.
527
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:15,930
When we go belly up, no one'’s
taking up a collection for us.
528
00:29:15,930 --> 00:29:17,670
There'’s always
that law degree.
529
00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:19,060
Maybe you can do
something with that.
530
00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:22,540
I have two more
cameras to mount.
531
00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:35,560
...was in Atlanta today,
532
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,170
getting an early start
on a 2020 reelection bid.
533
00:29:38,170 --> 00:29:41,080
He made it clear... Dad. Cinnamon?
534
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,960
It'’s anti-inflammatory.Well, it tastes like shit.
535
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,350
Well, then go drink coffee
at your mom'’s house.
536
00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:50,790
Oh, that'’s right. Shedoesn'’t let you drink coffee.
537
00:29:53,490 --> 00:29:54,880
Isn'’t it your mom'’s weekend?
538
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,140
I don'’t know.
I'’m just a kid.
539
00:29:58,140 --> 00:29:59,930
Matty.
540
00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:03,110
Go make some
new coffee.No.
541
00:30:03,110 --> 00:30:04,930
The news makes
you grumpy.
542
00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:06,150
Hi.
543
00:30:06,150 --> 00:30:08,020
How can I help you?
544
00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:09,900
Hi. We'’re checking out
a little early.
545
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:11,200
We got a room at
the Neptune Grand.
546
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,990
Ooh...lucky you.
547
00:30:12,990 --> 00:30:15,120
I'’d stay there too
if I could afford it.
548
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:19,080
Cool. Uh, so can you
just refund those last
five nights on my card?
549
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,210
Oh, well now, that is
gonna be a problem.
550
00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:30,920
Whoo-hoo!
551
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,920
You don'’t know shit, man.
552
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,790
The standing doctrine
bones the lower courts
and litigants
553
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:38,750
'’cause the court manipulates
it whatever ass-backwards
way they want.
554
00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:40,490
But in Sierra Club
vs. Morton--
555
00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:43,100
Oh, you'’re gonna bring up an
environmental suit? Come on.
556
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,890
Oh, dude, I'’m hungry as shit.
557
00:30:44,890 --> 00:30:46,060
I'’ll be right back.
558
00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:47,110
Yeah, all right, man.
559
00:30:47,110 --> 00:30:49,330
Yo! Pizza man!
560
00:30:49,330 --> 00:30:51,070
Yeah, that'’s us!
We moved out here.
561
00:30:51,070 --> 00:30:53,760
Room 29?Yeah, man.
562
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,380
Gimme the Jimmy!
563
00:30:56,380 --> 00:30:58,330
You got a cheese and a
pepperoni.
564
00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:00,080
Yeah, man, classic shit.
565
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,860
Nice try. It'’s mushroom
and a meat lover.
566
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:04,170
You'’rea meat lover.
567
00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:05,690
As you trek into the mine,
568
00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:08,560
you notice that your torches
have been spent.
569
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,870
You come to a door.
570
00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:11,520
Perception check.
571
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,350
I'’m drunk. I'’m verydrunk.
572
00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:15,440
The Wi-Fi'’s down.
573
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,440
Yes, the Wi-Fi is down.
574
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,100
As it should be. No one
studies on spring break.
575
00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:23,580
And what, clearing the
Mines of Moria, that'’s
crushing spring break?
576
00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:24,880
They have a real
cave troll problem.
577
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,670
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
578
00:31:26,670 --> 00:31:28,500
I'’m going to the office...
to see if they can fix it.
579
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:29,980
Oh!
580
00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:32,330
Hark! A weary visitor hails.
581
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,200
Hi. Somebody ordered pizza?
582
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,720
Uh, you must want the guys'’
room. This is the girls'’ room.
583
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,420
There'’s a lot of guys here.Hold on.
584
00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:44,550
Who ordered pizza?!
Guys!
585
00:31:44,550 --> 00:31:46,210
Pizza!
586
00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:52,170
Can-- just someone
deal with him, please.
He'’s, like, super-weird.
587
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,960
Sorry.
LaShawn'’s gonna help you.
588
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,700
LaShawn!
589
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,270
Hey.Uh...Tawny called.
590
00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:02,830
She needs her makeup case.
Can you handle this?
591
00:32:02,830 --> 00:32:05,180
Yeah.Thank you.
592
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:07,010
Hey, man.
593
00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,710
Yeah, I don'’t think anyone
ordered a pizza here.
594
00:32:08,710 --> 00:32:09,710
Mind if I take a look?
595
00:32:12,370 --> 00:32:14,850
Oh! Here we go.
You got the wrong room, brother.
596
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,980
We'’re 26. You'’re lookin'’ for 29.
597
00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:19,590
Wh-- Uh--Oh. Yeah.
598
00:32:19,590 --> 00:32:22,290
Let'’s do shots!
599
00:32:22,290 --> 00:32:25,030
Pizza'’s here!Tough! Finally!
600
00:32:28,470 --> 00:32:31,510
Yeah, you can, uh, just-- the
money'’s on the counter there.
601
00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:38,830
Is there another pile of
change representing the tip?
602
00:32:38,830 --> 00:32:41,700
There will be no money.
But when you die--
603
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:45,050
You will achieve total
enlightenment.
Yeah, I saw the movie.
604
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:47,140
Yeah, Bible for douchebags.
605
00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,270
W-Warth vs. Seldin?
606
00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:51,060
Warth vs. Seldin.
607
00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:53,060
Stick to contract law, bro.
608
00:32:54,190 --> 00:32:56,280
Oh...Daddy likey.
609
00:32:58,150 --> 00:32:59,850
Yo, hand me my shoes.
610
00:32:59,850 --> 00:33:01,540
Where ya goin'’?The office.
611
00:33:02,810 --> 00:33:04,940
I need somethin'’ to snack on.
612
00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:08,070
No. Dude, that'’s what
the confirmation from
your motel said.
613
00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:09,990
We forfeit one night'’s rent.
We'’ll show you.
614
00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,730
I wrote the thing.
That'’s not what it says.
615
00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:13,640
You'’ll fill
the room anyway, man.
616
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,990
Can'’t you just, you know,
let this slide?
617
00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:17,870
He already let it slide.
618
00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:19,650
Maddy, I got this.
619
00:33:19,650 --> 00:33:21,090
Why don'’t you go to your
car and get your homework.
620
00:33:21,090 --> 00:33:22,830
Hi!
621
00:33:22,830 --> 00:33:25,350
Sorry. I know you'’re all
in the middle of a thing,
622
00:33:25,350 --> 00:33:27,220
but really quick:
the internet is down.
623
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,580
Uh, he'’s--he'’s right, Dad.
The internet is down.
624
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,060
Homework? Now.
625
00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:44,460
Jillian to the rescue.
626
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,160
Thank you.
627
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,120
Finally.
628
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,290
Don'’t even start.
629
00:33:53,290 --> 00:33:54,730
Anchovy, right?
630
00:33:54,730 --> 00:33:56,990
Har-dee-har.
631
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,300
Ooh! Yes.
632
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,910
Don'’t eat it all.
633
00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:08,870
Spring break?Spring break.
634
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:18,010
I told you.
His family hates me.
635
00:34:18,010 --> 00:34:20,280
They hired a detective
to investigate my family.
636
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,890
No. They'’re gonna meet you,
637
00:34:21,890 --> 00:34:23,760
and they'’re gonna
love the shit out of you.
638
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,190
Fifty grand to walk away,
and you said no?
639
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:28,200
That'’s a baller move.
640
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:31,980
Hey.Hey.
641
00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:34,640
I'’m Jimmy. Jimmy Hatfield.
What'’s your name?
642
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,160
Jillian.Oh, Jillian. That'’s cool.
643
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,300
You wanna come to an impromptu
party later in room 16?
644
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:43,990
I may swing by.All right, cool.
I'’ll put you on the list.
645
00:34:43,990 --> 00:34:45,000
Nice shiner.
646
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,390
You should see the other guy.
647
00:34:48,610 --> 00:34:51,570
Spring break, bitches!
648
00:34:51,570 --> 00:34:54,270
Good luck.Onward through the fog.
649
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:56,830
Gimme food!
650
00:34:57,790 --> 00:34:59,710
Hey!
651
00:34:59,710 --> 00:35:01,450
Stop it!
652
00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:25,170
Jesus.
Where there any fatalities?
653
00:35:25,170 --> 00:35:27,910
They'’re saying four dead. I
can'’t believe there'’s not more.
654
00:35:27,910 --> 00:35:29,740
That place is mobbed
this time of year.
655
00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:32,610
The motel owner died.
656
00:35:32,610 --> 00:35:35,700
Plus a Mexican national
going to school at Cal Tech,
657
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:38,090
a law school student,
658
00:35:38,090 --> 00:35:41,490
and the fiancée of Alex Maloof.
659
00:35:41,490 --> 00:35:44,620
Younger brother of
Congressman Daniel Maloof.
660
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:47,320
Any speculation on the motive?
661
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,230
You know what, Dad? I gotta go.
662
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,370
Uh, the host is
tapping his watch at me.
663
00:35:51,370 --> 00:35:53,150
Love you.Love you too. Bye.
664
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,460
We could bring
the first course out here.
665
00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:59,070
You'’re doing courses now? Fancy.
666
00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:01,070
Oh, yeah.
Salad, the whole shebang.
667
00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:07,030
Oh-niner scum.
668
00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:08,860
You told Logan, no?Zip it.
669
00:36:08,860 --> 00:36:11,560
And boom!
670
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,560
And-a-boom! And-a-bomb!
671
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,870
Aw, hell, no.
672
00:36:17,780 --> 00:36:20,570
And-a-boom.
673
00:36:20,570 --> 00:36:22,700
Hey, sweetie, you ever seen
one of these before?
674
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,490
It'’s called, uh...
675
00:36:24,490 --> 00:36:25,920
What do you call it?
676
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,450
I call it Noah.
677
00:36:27,450 --> 00:36:28,840
No-?No?
678
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,360
No, you called it
somethin'’ else.
679
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,890
The baby?
680
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,100
That'’s it.
It'’s a baby, Veronica!
681
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,630
Mmm.
682
00:36:34,630 --> 00:36:35,670
It'’s what everyone'’s
goin'’ on about.
683
00:36:35,670 --> 00:36:37,110
It'’s adorable, Wallace.
684
00:36:37,110 --> 00:36:38,330
Where do you put your
little Noah Fennel
685
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:39,550
when you'’re done
playing with it?
686
00:36:39,550 --> 00:36:40,890
In the garage, or...
687
00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:42,680
I put him in his room.
688
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,680
You know, the place with
all the toys and little outfits
689
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,210
Auntie Veronica bought him.
690
00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:49,030
I bought him one
ironic track suit.
691
00:36:49,030 --> 00:36:51,120
Which he does not seem
to be wearing, by the way.
692
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,300
One, my ass.
693
00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:56,210
So now I'’m in the middle
of writing a deposition,
694
00:36:56,210 --> 00:36:58,000
and Wallace'’s mom calls again.
695
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,740
She called you again?
696
00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:02,870
She calls me again to say
there'’s no salmon in the house.
697
00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:04,440
That is not
what she said.
698
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,400
That is exactly
what she said.
699
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,100
She said she was worried
that Noah wasn'’t getting
enough omegas.
700
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:11,010
From salmon.
701
00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:16,150
What crazy case are you
workin'’ on these days, Veronica?
702
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,240
Sorry, I'’m a little distracted
because of the B-O-M-B-I-N-G.
703
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,860
We put the baby to bed
about an hour ago, V.
704
00:37:28,860 --> 00:37:30,860
You don'’t have to spell anymore.
705
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,250
This was really good.
Thank you, Shae.
706
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:38,130
Feel like we should probably
get going though, right?
707
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:41,690
This guy'’s pretty tired
because he just flew in
yesterday from...
708
00:37:41,690 --> 00:37:44,740
Where did you say it was
again, honey? Bikini Atoll?
709
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:47,310
Kamchatka?
Isle of Lesbos...
710
00:37:48,310 --> 00:37:49,880
The North Po--
711
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,050
Damnit,
I'’ve said too much.
712
00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:54,750
See? Sleep deprivation
makes you easy.No, I'’m still going strong.
713
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:57,360
Did someone say
Cards Against Humanity?
714
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,410
Oh, yeah.
715
00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,320
Oh...
716
00:38:01,450 --> 00:38:03,460
♪ Mr. Finish Line
717
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,940
Ah, Dr. Jones. Good evening. ♪ Mr. Finish Line
718
00:38:08,940 --> 00:38:12,380
There she is, oh!
719
00:38:12,380 --> 00:38:15,120
Whoa. Whoever did this to you
better have deep pockets.
720
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,770
Don'’t lose this. Ahh...
721
00:38:19,690 --> 00:38:21,470
Garcy, how ya doin'’.
Ya hangin'’ in there? Hey.
722
00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:24,610
Ee-yikes.
723
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,310
Uh-oh. Ooh.
724
00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:32,220
♪ Bring it to a boil...
725
00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:34,570
Lovely.
726
00:38:34,570 --> 00:38:37,360
Two words:
"Butterscotch ganache."
727
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,490
♪ Then you fire-roast it,
freeze it, toast it ♪
728
00:38:40,490 --> 00:38:42,320
♪ Open up and shine
729
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,280
♪ He'’s Mr. Finish Line ♪
730
00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:49,460
Listen,
I'’m fine, really.
731
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:51,550
Well, they gave
me Vicodin.
732
00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:53,980
Yeah, and I'’m assuming
they shaved my back,
which,
733
00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:55,770
you know, that'’ll
be nice, what with
summer coming up.
734
00:38:55,770 --> 00:38:59,290
Cliff McCormack, Esquire,
for any legal needs.
735
00:38:59,290 --> 00:39:00,730
I'’m on the phone.
736
00:39:00,730 --> 00:39:04,040
On the phone. Leave that
right there. Thank you.
737
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,390
Yeah. Yeah--no, I'’ll--
738
00:39:06,390 --> 00:39:09,090
I'’ll be back at work
before you know it.
739
00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:11,090
Yeah! That'’s--
740
00:39:11,090 --> 00:39:13,090
Yes, peak season.
741
00:39:13,090 --> 00:39:14,700
Uh-huh.
742
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:15,960
Vanessa.
743
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,230
Enough with the keto diet.
Please.
744
00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:20,180
Real women have curves.
745
00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:23,880
I can'’t have you in here talking
her ear off. She needs rest.
746
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,930
Do you have any idea how many
women fall asleep when I talk?
747
00:39:26,930 --> 00:39:29,280
Cliff McCormack.
I'’m here to help.
748
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,760
Now, I know this may
seem strange to you,
749
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,370
but I have been practicing
law for over 20 years...
750
00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:38,070
Now, one of your
brother'’s friends told us
751
00:39:38,070 --> 00:39:40,990
that your family owns a home
here in Neptune, is that right?
752
00:39:40,990 --> 00:39:43,690
Yes.Okay. And that
at the last minute
753
00:39:43,690 --> 00:39:46,560
you told Alex
and his friends that
they couldn'’t stay there.
754
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,300
I'’m sorry,
how is that important?
755
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,340
Well, if whoever
placed this bomb
756
00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:52,780
didn'’t know that Alex and his
friends would be there,
757
00:39:52,780 --> 00:39:54,740
it could narrow our
field of suspects.
758
00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:56,830
There was a
miscommunication
with Alex.
759
00:39:56,830 --> 00:39:58,610
We'’re in the middle of a
remodeling project.
760
00:39:58,610 --> 00:40:03,580
Ah. Politics seems like
a pretty ugly business.
761
00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:05,360
You make many enemies
along the way?
762
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,930
None that would
stoop to thi--
763
00:40:06,930 --> 00:40:08,190
We would like to speak
to the person in charge.
764
00:40:08,190 --> 00:40:09,540
Are you in charge?
765
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:11,540
Oh. No.
Mother, please.
766
00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:15,020
Ma'’am, I'’min charge.
I'’m the chief of police.
767
00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:18,020
And if you'’d like to get
higher then me in Neptune,
768
00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:19,590
you'’re gonna need
a ladder to heaven.
769
00:40:19,590 --> 00:40:21,770
When my son wakes up,
he'’s going to learn
770
00:40:21,770 --> 00:40:23,810
that he has lost a hand,
771
00:40:23,810 --> 00:40:26,860
and that the sport he loves,
he can no longer play.
772
00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:28,860
There is that.
773
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:31,040
Plus, his fiancée is dead.
774
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,260
Yes.
775
00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:34,910
That too.
Of course.
776
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,220
Think I'’ll let you spend some
time with your family.
777
00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:42,000
And we will come back
once you'’ve had a chance
to settle in.
778
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,140
Thank you, Congressman.Thank you.
779
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:46,840
Let'’s go.
780
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,530
Chief Langdon.
Lieutenant Sargent.
What are the odds?
781
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,840
Ambulance chaser.
782
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:05,770
Look, whenever
I don'’t know what to do next,
I opt for suing someone.
783
00:41:05,770 --> 00:41:07,680
Congressman.
784
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,210
Cliff McCormack. You shouldn'’t
be paying for any of this.
785
00:41:10,210 --> 00:41:11,600
We'’re not worried about money.
786
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,510
Good to know.
787
00:41:13,510 --> 00:41:16,300
You'’re a lawyer.Indeed I am.
788
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:19,130
We need to find out
who did this to
my brother.
789
00:41:19,130 --> 00:41:22,960
Your chief of police
doesn'’t inspire much
confidence, so...
790
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,440
do you know anyone
who can help?
791
00:41:26,010 --> 00:41:28,310
As a matter of fact...
792
00:41:31,050 --> 00:41:32,710
That'’s all I want, Mr. Mars.
793
00:41:32,710 --> 00:41:36,230
Find out who planted that bomb.
Bring me that information.
794
00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:38,760
I did some checking.
You'’re well respected here.
795
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,110
By some.
796
00:41:40,110 --> 00:41:41,850
You realize we
won'’t have access to
797
00:41:41,850 --> 00:41:46,550
the same forensic evidence as
the police department, the--
798
00:41:46,550 --> 00:41:49,030
But th-they won'’t
share that with us.
799
00:41:49,030 --> 00:41:52,900
Maybe they'’ll solve it.
Although I have my doubts.
800
00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:55,210
This is a problem
for my family, Mr. Mars.
801
00:41:55,210 --> 00:41:58,120
We'’re choosing
to throw money at it.
802
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,430
Are you interested?
803
00:41:59,430 --> 00:42:02,690
Of course.
804
00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,170
Is there a reason
to suspect that your
brother was the target?
805
00:42:05,170 --> 00:42:07,050
Only in the broadest sense. Excuse me.
806
00:42:07,050 --> 00:42:09,480
I would like some tea.
807
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,140
Mrs. Maloof, my daughter is--Is happy to get you some tea.
808
00:42:13,140 --> 00:42:14,920
I hope English Breakfast
is your thing.
809
00:42:19,930 --> 00:42:24,670
But as far a specific reason
someone might want your son
harmed...?
810
00:42:24,670 --> 00:42:27,850
We'’re wealthy.
I'’m an Arab-American
congressman.
811
00:42:27,850 --> 00:42:30,460
And, uh, I suppose
there'’s the matter
of your rate.
812
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:32,330
It'’s 300 an hour
and 5,000 retainer!
813
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,250
She does the books.
814
00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:23,950
Ahh.
815
00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:35,960
Esta bien.
816
00:43:51,850 --> 00:43:52,890
Hmm?
817
00:44:20,090 --> 00:44:21,790
Yeah!
818
00:44:28,930 --> 00:44:30,190
Whoa-whoa! Bup-bup.
819
00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:38,910
Sí, señor.
820
00:45:47,050 --> 00:45:49,790
End of an era.
821
00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:52,880
I'’ve photographed
some enthusiastic
acts of adultery here.
822
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,540
How'’s Logan takin'’
the rejected marriage proposal?
823
00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:59,370
Magnanimously.
824
00:45:59,370 --> 00:46:02,630
Seems unfazed.
Undaunted.
825
00:46:02,630 --> 00:46:05,630
He'’s behaving like an
emotionally mature adult.
826
00:46:07,370 --> 00:46:09,160
I caught him playing
with a baby.
827
00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:14,990
You dump that clown.
828
00:46:14,990 --> 00:46:18,730
Look at all these reporters.
829
00:46:18,730 --> 00:46:21,210
Congressman'’s brother.
Press is gonna be all over this.
830
00:46:22,430 --> 00:46:23,780
Who'’s he?
831
00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:25,830
See all that? It just...
832
00:46:25,830 --> 00:46:27,440
Pizza guy.
833
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,610
He just left the office
when the bomb went off,
834
00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:31,050
took some shrapnel
in his back.
835
00:46:31,050 --> 00:46:32,530
He'’s been
all over the news.
836
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:38,840
And that?
837
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,630
Dunno.
838
00:46:43,630 --> 00:46:44,630
Let me find out.
839
00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:50,160
This Sea Sprite bombing.
840
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,900
I like to think
I would have walked away
841
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:54,200
if we didn'’t
need the money.
842
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,420
Knowing what I know now...
843
00:46:56,420 --> 00:46:59,430
I wish I had.
844
00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:04,130
But there was a girl...
845
00:47:05,650 --> 00:47:09,090
and I started
to care about the girl.
846
00:47:09,090 --> 00:47:11,310
And if you know anything
about what I do...
847
00:47:14,270 --> 00:47:15,480
...that'’s never good.
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