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(upbeat music playing)
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Why does every movie end
with the superhero winning?
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Mm. Because people love seeing
good prevail over evil.
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And I love how much
it bothers Amy.
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Let's watch it again!
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Jake, your sister
and your neighbor
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are your weekend plans.
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Should you really be
trash talking?
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ALL: Whoa!
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What up, fam?
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Colby! Stop using your
powers to scare us.
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Look, my whole life, this family's
been pranking me with powers.
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Now, I'm finally
getting some payback.
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Let's see how Mom reacts to
a rattlesnake in her toilet!
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I'm not sure he's really
thought that one through.
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(opening theme plays)
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TV ANNOUNCER: Coming to
The Capital Convention Center,
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it's the superhero eventof the century!
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COLOSSA-CON!
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Where superheroes meetsuper-fans!
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(chuckles)
Who would even go to that?
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I've gone the last five years!
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On purpose?
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TV ANNOUNCER:
We've got superhero cosplay,
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superhero t-shirts,superhero snacks
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and did we mention...superheroes!
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You did.
You did mention superheroes.
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TV ANNOUNCER:
And, for the first time ever,
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making her ColossaCon debut...
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Fresh off her victory oversuper-villain Havoc,
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Starling!
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AMY AND JAKE: What?!
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That's right, I'm coming tomy favorite state, Texas!
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Don't tell Arkansas!
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No way!
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Starling's my favorite--
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person to hate because
she's your nemesis.
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Nice save.
I like where this is going.
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Why else do you hate her?
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Uh, because
she insulted Arkansas
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in a cute and endearing way.
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Oh, you know what?
I can't say anything bad about her.
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She's perfect.
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I always wanted to meet her.
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One time I thought about
strapping myself to a rocket
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just to see if she'd save me.
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I'd like to strap myself
to a rocket
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just to get out of
this conversation.
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I know she's a superhero
and you're a super-villain,
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But why do you
hate her so much?
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It's a long story,
I don't want to get into it.
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(laughs) We got time.
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And I definitely
want to get into it.
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It all started whenHavoc and Starling
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got into an epic battle.
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(grunting)
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Wow, Havoc, you've been
working on your moves.
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You keep it up and I might
have to start trying.
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(grunting)
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Why do you always have to
smile while you fight me?
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Smiley Fresh toothpaste
pays me to.
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Yeah well, let's see if you
keep that endorsement
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after you lose
some of those teeth!
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STARLING: Whoa!
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Time to bring the boom!
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STARLING: Whoa!
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Uh-oh. Not-good-
not-good-not-good--
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Here's some Smiley Fresh floss
for that gravel in your teeth.
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See you next time!
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Havoc! Are you okay?
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Did I win?
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And everyone lived
happily ever after.
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Except Amy.
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Okay, fine.
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I mighta kinda sorta
lost to Starling a little bit
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and now my fury over it
consumes my entire existence.
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But, now, the worst part is
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the whole world knows
because of this.
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Wait. I thought
Jake made that meme.
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Shouldn't you be mad at him?
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I am mad at him.
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But he never would have been
able to make the meme
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if Starling hadn't done
what she did.
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That is true.
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You know, if not for her,
I wouldn't have.
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A million likes?
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Including Hartley.
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That was before I knew you.
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Amy?
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Are you actually
doing homework?!
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And ruin my 1.0 GPA?
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No.
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I'm whipping up
a little concoction
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to dump on Starling's head when
she's on stage at ColossaCon.
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Is that Chrominite?!
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No, that's my
pomegranate juice.
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This is Chrominite.
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Wait. Other way around.
(chuckles)
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But that's Starling's
one weakness!
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Any exposure to that stuff
will knock her out cold.
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I know!
Think how funny it'll be
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when that happens
in front of all her fans!
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She'll be humiliated forever!
(chuckles)
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That doesn't sound
funny at all.
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Yeah, well, you're not really
the intended audience.
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(chuckles)
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Amy, you can't just roll up
and get your revenge
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in front of a packed
convention center.
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Oh, correction: Havoc can't.
But Amy can.
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Now that I'm just
a normal girl,
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I can blend in with the
rest of Starling's lame fans
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and embarrass her
like she embarrassed me.
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Wait, did you just
call me lame?
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Eyes on the prize, Hartley,
stay focused.
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Amy, by now, every villain
knows that we're on the run
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which means there's a good chance
that every superhero knows, too.
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Yeah. Is it really worth
risking everything
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just to get even?
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So what if there's a meme?
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It was just a joke.
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It's not funny
when I'm the punchline.
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I'm the punchline
of all your jokes!
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And that's what
makes them funny.
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Look, when I was one of
the world's
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most notorious super-villains,
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not everyone liked me, but no
one thought I was a joke!
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If I don't get even
I'll be stuck as a punchline.
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How about this?
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Since I'm your friend,
if you don't go to ColossaCon,
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I won't go either.
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Even though Starling
is my favorite superhero.
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And this is the closest
I'll ever get to meeting her.
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Hurry up and I say
you won't go
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'cause I'm kinda
talking myself out of this!
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Glad you won
that argument for me.
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See you there.
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Okay, that's it!
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If you go...
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I'll tell the whole world...
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your villain secret!
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Seriously?
That's like the 15th time
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you threatened
me with that this week.
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It's like the meme.
It never gets old.
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Eva, you need to have
a talk with your son.
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-(Colby) Hey, Ma!
-Oh!
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Another one of his
shape-shifting shenanigans.
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He leapt right off the towel rack
as I was shaving my neck!
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COLBY: Who are you kidding?
You were shaving your chest.
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The chest is an extension
of the neck!
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COLBY: You were also
shaving your legs.
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Essentially, the human body
is one long neck.
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Okay Colbs, you've had your
fun. Now change back.
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COLBY: Fine. (grunts)
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(grunting)
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Uh-oh. Something's wrong.
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I--I can't shape-shift back!
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I think I'm stuck!
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Oh, well.
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One less mouth to feed?
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(yelps)
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Don't even think about it.
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(snorts) I wasn't going to ColossaCon.
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GPS NAVIGATION: Starting route
to ColossaCon...
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I wasn't going to go in.
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I was gonna drive by and
give the super-villain salute.
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Get in the house!
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Hartley's gonna
keep an eye on you
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to make sure
you don't sneak off.
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Wait. Where are you going?
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Baseball practice.
I joined the team.
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So now when I hit things,
people cheer
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instead of
begging for their lives.
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We're gonna have so much fun.
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Who needs ColossaCon when we
have crosswords, board games,
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and charades!
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Oh, well,
I guess I'm stuck here.
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Starling wins again.
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Have fun at
baseball practice, Jake.
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(laughs) No.
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I'm not going anywhere
until I do one little thing.
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(strains)
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-Too tight?
-Yeah.
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Too bad. Bye.
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Don't worry,
we can still have fun.
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Let's see what's on TV!
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TV ANNOUNCER: ...superhero shirts,superhero snacks, super--
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(Hartley chuckles nervously)
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Snacks sound good.
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I'll go get some!
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What's the point?
I can't use my hands.
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Oh, right.
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Well, we can make
a game out of it.
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I'll put them in a bowl and you
can eat them like a dog.
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A cute dog.
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Wait! Before you go,
can you at least
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loosen these cuffs a little?
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Please, they really hurt.
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Can I trust you?
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(scoffs) Of course.
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(chuckles) You can trust that
I'm going to ColossaCon.
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You were right, Hartley.
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This was fun!
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(upbeat rock plays)
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Cute costume. Did you all
come in the same minivan?
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Wait. Where do you
think you're going?
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You have to
wear a costume to get in!
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Oh. Well, where am I supposed
to find one of those?
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Oh, no way! I am not
wearing a Starling costume.
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Then you are not getting in!
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Ew!
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-There you are!
-Hartley!
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How'd you get out of the cuffs?
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A little yoga
and a lotta saliva.
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Wait, you came dressed
as Havoc?
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Aww, how cute.
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It was the cheapest one
they had.
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I can't believe you tricked me.
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I can't believe you
licked your way
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out of those handcuffs.
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Look...
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I had to come here
and get my revenge.
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You don't know what it's like
to wake up every day
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and have to relive
your most humiliating moment.
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The whole world
thinks I'm a joke.
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And the more I think about it,
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I'm starting to
believe it myself.
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I get that.
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But sometimes you
just have to let things go.
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I mean, if anyone found out
who you really are,
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You're my friend.
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I don't want you
taken away forever!
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Isn't that enough
to talk you out of it?
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Aww!
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How cute!
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Ugh.
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Nope.
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(Colby, muffled gibberish)
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What?
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He's face-down, flip him over.
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COLBY: I can't believe
I'm stuck as a towel!
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What if he's stuck forever?
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Oh, then I'll have to buy
a new set of towels
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to match that
dreadful shade of green!
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COLBY: That's what
you're worried about?!
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Hey, I may be a villain,
but I do have taste!
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Relax, Colby. The same thing
happened to your Grandpa
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when he first got his
shapeshifting power, too.
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You'll shift back, it just may
take you a few months.
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COLBY:
"A few months"?
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Hey! That is too long to be
without my son.
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That is way too long to be
with this ugly towel.
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(knocking on door)
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That's Celia!
254
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,018
The rent's due and
I'm a little short.
255
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,019
What do we do?!
256
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,647
Oh, just open it.
Maybe she forgot.
257
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,693
Rent.
258
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,237
Celia, sorry.
259
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,780
We can't give you the rent.
260
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,241
Oh. I didn't want to do this,
261
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,577
but you're about to see...
262
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,912
Shakedown Celia.
263
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,290
Wait, wait!
264
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,042
It's not that we don't have it,
265
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,628
Uh, the reason
we can't give it to you
266
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:38,632
is because we're not getting
what we paid for.
267
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,468
What are you talking about?
268
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,510
Uh...
269
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,262
The dryer's broken
and that is why
270
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:46,265
we're drying our
towels on the kitchen table.
271
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:50,686
You put that nasty thing
where you eat?
272
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,856
Fine, I'll knock
five dollars off.
273
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,149
And also...
274
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,527
this blender is broken.
275
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,782
That was your blender.
276
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,658
(Colby sneezes)
277
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:05,659
What was that?
278
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:09,663
That was the number one
reason we're not paying rent.
279
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,624
This place is haunted!
280
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,588
Does the ghost have any money?
281
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,678
Ugh. How am I supposed to find
the real Starling
282
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,348
with all these fake Starlings?
283
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,474
No fair!
284
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:31,310
You used your powers
to run away from me.
285
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,771
What? I don't have super-speed.
286
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:38,067
Oh. Then I am
really out of shape.
287
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,112
Hey, look at
those people in line.
288
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,323
they're all dressed as Havoc.
289
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,325
I have fans?
290
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:48,869
Yeah!
291
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,956
Talk about an ego boost.
(chuckles nervously)
292
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:55,543
Doesn't it make you wanna beat
the rush and head on home?
293
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,629
I had no idea there were any
"Havoc Heads" out there.
294
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,715
That's what I assume
they call themselves.
295
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,592
I thought the world was
laughing at me.
296
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,427
But seeing my fans here
make me realize
297
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,388
I'm still respected.
298
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,974
Worshiped even.
299
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,142
Get in line, Hartley,
bow down.
300
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:17,356
Or, instead, how about
we head on home? (chuckles)
301
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,733
-Hello, ColossaCon.
-(cheering)
302
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,068
HARTLEY: It's Starling!
303
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:24,154
Wait, why does her stage look
like a rooftop?
304
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,698
Uh...
305
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,157
Beats me.
306
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,159
She's recreating the meme!
307
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,287
That's why those people
are dressed like me!
308
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,998
They're not my fans,
they're making fun of me!
309
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,292
Wait, is that why you're
dressed like me?
310
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,753
No! I would never
do that to you.
311
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,797
Clearance bin. Remember?
312
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,968
She's charging people to
recreate the meme
313
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,011
that ruined my life?
314
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,639
Time to put my plan in motion
and get even.
315
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,724
Come on, Hartley.
316
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,018
It's go time.
317
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,603
Argh!
318
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:56,770
Wait.
319
00:14:56,979 --> 00:15:00,858
That Captain Valor
looks really familiar.
320
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,776
Is that...?
321
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,445
Jake?
322
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:07,656
(upbeat rock plays)
323
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,703
Jake?
324
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:17,875
No, you're mistaken,
I'm Captain Valor.
325
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,085
Hi.
326
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,589
You said villains
shouldn't be at ColossaCon!
327
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:24,798
Is this ColossaCon?
328
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,592
(chuckles) I must be in the
wrong room.
329
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,678
I'm supposed to be at
the Pembleton Wedding.
330
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,804
Why are you here?
331
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,724
And why are you in line
to meet Starling?
332
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,851
(chuckles)
I thought about what Amy said
333
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,811
and you know, she's right.
We're normal people now
334
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:41,190
so I figured I'd come meet
Starling as a normal person,
335
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,359
to try to get some superhero
intel, you know,
336
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,818
make sure they're not
tracking our family
337
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,695
and throw them off
our trail if they are.
338
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,155
I'm protecting us!
339
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:51,075
I think the real question
is what are you doing here?!
340
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,661
I can't believe
you let her out!
341
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,371
(scoffs) I'm sorry!
342
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,957
She was my first hostage!
343
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,292
You know, it's your fault anyways,
you know
344
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,794
-you shouldn't left me there alone.
-How is it my fault?
345
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,338
She was handcuffed to the stairs,
you could've just left her...
346
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,506
It's really not that hard.
347
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,300
-What do you mean?
-Wait, where'd she go?
348
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,302
I don't know.
349
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,846
-But we have to find her.
-Right.
350
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:13,847
I mean, uh...
351
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,892
Captain Valor to the rescue!
352
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,603
Give it up, Jake.
Nobody's buying it.
353
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,650
(upbeat rock plays)
354
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:28,404
You really expect me to
believe this place is haunted?
355
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,489
(electricity crackling)
356
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,994
How else do you explain
that toaster?
357
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:39,415
It doubles as a fireplace.
You should be paying me more.
358
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,126
Okay, Colby.
359
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,877
Your mom and Celia
will be here any minute.
360
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,131
If you ever wanted to use your
powers to help your family,
361
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,882
now's your chance.
362
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,718
-Celia!
-Rent!
363
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,512
And we'll pay you.
Let me just go grab my wallet.
364
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,597
Make it fast. Bingo night.
365
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,600
That actually sounds fun,
I would love to join.
366
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,602
We're full.
367
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,355
(Colby moans)
368
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,273
What was that?
369
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:05,774
That was the ghost.
370
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,652
I don't know. Sounds like
a tape recorder or something.
371
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,821
(Colby moans)
372
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,072
Oh, that sounds like
a ghost to me.
373
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:16,493
-I'm telling you, it is not--
-COLBY: I am a ghost!
374
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,956
Ugh! Get this thing off me!
375
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,126
-Ahh! Ooh!
-(Vic and Eva laugh)
376
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,754
See? This place is haunted!
377
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,338
Okay, okay.
378
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:32,551
There's something I didn't tell
you when you rented this place.
379
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:33,761
Someone died here.
380
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,596
BOTH: What?!
381
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:39,475
Okay! Lots of people died here!
382
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:41,977
Please tell me.
383
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,145
It took me years
to find someone
384
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,939
who was willing live in
this place after the...
385
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,025
incident.
386
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,321
Will you excuse us
for a second?
387
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,156
I'm good with it
if you are.
388
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,450
I hate the place more now.
389
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,535
How about we pay half?
390
00:17:58,952 --> 00:17:59,953
Sure, fine. Whatever.
391
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,540
(sighs) I'm gonna go home
and burn all my towels.
392
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,171
Wow, she was really scared.
393
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,007
Her palms were super sweaty!
394
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,636
-COLBY: Really, dude?
-Sorry, I forgot.
395
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,852
Remember, you are an evil-doer
who just ate rooftop.
396
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,605
So let the defeat
wash over you.
397
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,111
(chuckles)
398
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:36,073
I'm about to let the
Chrominite wash over you.
399
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,662
I can't believe you
let her get away again!
400
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,998
(scoffs) You know, for someone
trying to be a better person,
401
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,960
you sure do like
to blame people.
402
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,463
I know. Bad parents.
I blame them.
403
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,714
Look!
404
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,925
Oh, no!
She's got the Chrominite.
405
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,052
We have to stop her.
I'll have to use my super-strength.
406
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,720
Cover me!
407
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,556
(epic music)
408
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,559
Oh! Whoa!
409
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,185
No, no, no, no.
410
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,479
Uh-oh, not good, not good!
411
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,149
-(grunts)
-Ahh!
412
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,779
Wow. Looks like someone
couldn't wait to meet me.
413
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,990
Starling just saved her life!
414
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,992
What, no!
That's not what happened.
415
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,286
Oh, don't feel embarrassed.
416
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,829
You fell very gracefully.
417
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,540
Have you been saved by
a superhero before?
418
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,209
Hey!
419
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,670
Hi! Wow!
420
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,921
It's you!
421
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,381
You knew that.
422
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,050
-Thanks for saving my friend's life.
-No, she didn't.
423
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,053
I would've been fine.
Spines heal.
424
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,389
(gasps)
425
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,891
Oh, my!
426
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,976
I just saved Starling's life.
427
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,353
I caught the Chrominite.
428
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,067
That's pomegranate juice.
But thank you!
429
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,362
I'm ready to go now.
430
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,409
Thanks for coming, everybody!
431
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,745
-(cheering)
-Wait.
432
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:05,913
I...
433
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,123
I came here to say thank you.
434
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,292
Oh, for what?
435
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,877
Uh...
436
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,593
Help!
437
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,971
I hurt my arm
and I can't pull myself up!
438
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,015
MAN: Starling, come on,
we have to go!
439
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,184
Wait, please!
440
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,395
Don't let me fall.
441
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,439
I'm sorry.
442
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,698
(grunting)
443
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,202
Oh. (sighs)
444
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:47,663
You saved my life.
445
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:51,124
I'm a superhero.
It's what I do.
446
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,670
Thank you.
447
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,671
Don't thank me.
448
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:59,466
It's my job to make
the world a safer place.
449
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,761
Maybe one day,
you'll do that, too.
450
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,266
(whooshing)
451
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,895
Hello, for what?
452
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,690
Um, for an autograph.
453
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,608
Oh, sure.
454
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,490
Thanks.
455
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,579
Oh, Jake! Come quick!
456
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,624
Amy's taking out her
rage on a soft pretzel vendor!
457
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:36,670
There's salt and mustard
everywhere!
458
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,299
Sure, I'll help.
459
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,219
It's what I do.
460
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,347
(upbeat rock plays)
461
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,725
Amy, your mother
and I were very upset
462
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:50,809
you went to ColossaCon.
463
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,894
You could've put all of
our lives in danger.
464
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,771
You told them?
465
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,606
Uh, didn't have to.
466
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,941
The internet did.
467
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,068
Oh, no. There's another meme?
468
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,821
Nope! Now you're a GIF!
469
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,824
(looping yelps)
470
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,743
"Catch you later"!
471
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,747
Oh, buck up, kiddo!
472
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,832
I know things may seem bad now,
473
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,917
but at least
you're not a towel.
474
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,711
COLBY: Hey!
475
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,087
Well, we should
probably get some sleep.
476
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,466
Colby and I are having a hot
yoga session in the morning.
477
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:23,925
It's gonna get damp!
478
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,219
COLBY: Wait, what?!
479
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:30,265
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
480
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,350
By the way,
481
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,810
people died here.
482
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,479
Night.
483
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,773
Wait, what?
484
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,649
When? Where? How?
485
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:44,863
Great. And I guess I'm
back to being the punchline.
486
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,491
No, you're not.
487
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,118
I'm actually proud of you.
488
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,246
Why? Starling won. Again.
489
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,247
Think about it.
490
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,041
You were standing
right next to her.
491
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,794
At any moment,
you could've just snapped.
492
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,796
And gone full Havoc.
493
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:01,963
But you didn't.
494
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,715
It shows growth.
495
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:04,966
Yeah, well.
496
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,844
Villains aren't really
supposed to "grow."
497
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:11,098
Well, Havoc's not supposed to.
498
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,933
But Amy is.
499
00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:14,601
Starling may have
won the battle,
500
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:18,730
but by letting it go,
you won the war.
501
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:19,773
Huh.
502
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:23,318
I guess I never
thought about it like that.
503
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,820
You also won the war
with the pretzel vendor.
504
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:28,907
Ten dollars for bread and salt
and I'm the villain?!
505
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,329
Amy, you are not gonna believe
506
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,623
what happened in your bedroom!
507
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,542
And... they're gone.
508
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,013
STARLING: I know who you are.
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