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[dramatic instrumental music playing]
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[dramatic music builds]
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[tripod clicks]
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[sharp inhale]
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[energy resonates]
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[dramatic music swells]
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[man 1] Ain't no cause
to make a building like this.
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[man 2, in Japanese]
Have you ever been called arrogant?
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I don't know what that means,
but these plans is bizarre.
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[in Japanese] That's all there is to it.
Follow the blueprint.
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[man 1] I said,
I don't understand these plans,
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I don't understand you.
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[ticking]
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[energy building up]
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[ticking speed increases]
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[bell dings]
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[crowd cheering]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[dramatic march playing]
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[bell dings]
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When the job is done.
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-You want 'em all dead?
-All dead.
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[weapons cocking]
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[droning]
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Back in a flash.
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[watch ticking faintly]
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[gunshot]
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[gunshot]
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[scattered gunfire]
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[hinge creaks]
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All dead. All dead. All dead.
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[panting]
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[groaning]
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[ominous string music playing]
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[distant snarling]
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[glass shattering]
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[distant explosions booming]
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So, how is it that we're still here,
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but the whole of the universe
is going down the cosmic shitter?
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-Maybe we're the last to get flushed.
-Wasn't talking to you.
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Hey, has anyone seen Klaus?
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-Or Dad?
-[Diego] They'll be here.
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Really? Did they… hit traffic?
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Look, people, we're alive
because we're special, right?
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We're the only ones
who can save the universe.
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-Uh, question.
-Yes.
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Didn't we just try that
and fail miserably?
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-Yeah, it's because his plan was stupid.
-Mm.
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-I got a better one.
-'Course you do.
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We go with the large
hard-on particle accelerator.
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You guys do some science, and…
[clicks tongue]
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…we launch the Kugelblitz
into outer space.
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[Diego] Didn't think I knew that, did ya?
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It's in Switzerland.
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It's "hadron,"
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not "hard-on,"
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ya moron!
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Oi! At least he's trying,
you shitty little squid.
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What have you contributed?
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Actually, he did blow up half his family.
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Oh, you wanna talk about family problems?
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You know what should have blown up
is your face on that neck!
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I wish I had a cake
to hit you with it in your face!
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[in Korean] What are you talking about?
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-[in Spanish] You better cut that out…
-[in Korean] Shut up!
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Hey! You guys done?
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The universe is disappearing outside.
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So you can keep
rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic
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if it makes you feel better.
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But the fact remains that we are too late.
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[Diego and Ben scoff]
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Five, come on.
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It's over, Luther. We failed.
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Come on. It can't be over over.
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Yeah, come on, Five.
We gotta figure this out, man.
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Okay. How about we take a step back?
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Look at the big picture here.
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Most of us have spent the last 28 days
trying to stop the world from ending.
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What exactly have we accomplished?
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Well, we made some friends along the way.
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Incorrect!
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You know what we've done?
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Nothing. We made things worse
every single time.
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Amen to that.
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[sighs] Look, when I went
to the Commission,
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I had a conversation
with my 100-year-old self.
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And my last words were,
"Don't save the world."
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"Don't save the world"?
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"Don't save the world."
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That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
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Is it?
Well, whatever we're doing's not working.
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All we ever do
is save the world for a day,
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pat ourselves on the back,
and then everything goes to shit again.
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Yeah, maybe we're the problem.
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Oh, yeah. Us. [scoffs]
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[Lila] So, wait.
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Your big plan is
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no plan?
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Exactly. Conscientious objection.
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Why the hell not?
We've tried everything else.
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Look, maybe this is
just what the universe needs.
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I say, embrace the apocalypse.
See what's on the other side.
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What if it's… nothing?
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Then it's been nice knowing you all.
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Whatever's on your bucket list,
I recommend you do that now.
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[somber string music playing]
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Well, on that… super happy note,
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we've, um…
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-Oh, what the hell.
-[laughs] Okay.
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We've, uh, got
a little announcement to make.
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[both] We're engaged!
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[quietly] Kill me, Jesus.
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[dejected sigh]
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Idiots.
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Now?
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Yeah. Look, we realize
the timing is less than ideal.
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But, obviously, it's now or never.
Am I right, Five?
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Don't drag me into this, please.
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What… Whatever time we have left,
we wanna spend it with all of you.
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So we're super pumped
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if you would join us
in the banquet hall at 6:00 p.m.
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for a celebration of our love,
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and the official union
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of what's left of our two great families.
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Dress code is creative black-tie.
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[Sloane laughs]
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[thunder rumbling]
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Mr. Rodo.
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Sir Reginald, welcome back.
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-[Klaus gasps]
-It's been quite some time.
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You two know each other?
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Of course we do. I own this hotel.
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-Where are the children?
-They're upstairs, sir.
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-Very good. Ready my suite, Mr. Rodo.
-Right away, sir.
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-Come on then, my boy.
-Did you just say you owned this hotel?
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No time to discuss the finer points
of real estate investment just now.
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-We must strike while the iron is hot.
-Stick a pin in it.
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But, Daddy-o, we can't go in there
all guns a-blazing.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm just saying. Try not to be overly…
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[exhales]
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…you, 'kay?
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Just follow my lead, Klaus.
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Wow!
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[laughs]
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And you did all of this yourself?
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Luther helped too. We stayed up all night.
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[Lila] Amazing.
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-[Ben] Dad?
-Klaus.
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-Hey.
-[Viktor] Oh, thank God.
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Gather 'round, children. Quickly now!
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-The hell have you been?
-Oh, Reg and I.
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We got tangled up in a whole father-son
end-of-the-world road trip kinda thing.
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-You know?
-You two are hanging now?
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Yeah, we laughed,
we cried, we played in traffic,
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and long story short, I'm immortal now.
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[grunting dramatically]
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Whoa, wait. You're what now?
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Klaus, have you gotten
into the bath salts again?
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I think the more pertinent question is,
why are you all playing with jars?
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-[Sloane] They're invitations.
-[jar clatters]
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Nobody's playing.
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Luther and I are getting married.
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All of space and time is collapsing,
and you lot are planning a wedding?
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Yeah, and, uh, the thing is, um,
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space is limited.
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So it's kind of a per-plate situation,
so, you know.
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Is this how I raised you?
To fiddle while Rome burns?
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Remember what we talked about, Reg.
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-Remember to breathe.
-Quiet, I'm on a roll.
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-Dad, have you been taking your pills?
-As a matter of fact, I haven't.
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And I can confirm
that I've never felt better in my life.
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You thought you could dope me up
and slow me down,
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take control of my affairs
and squander my fortune.
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Well, Klaus here was good enough
to wean me off that wretched poison.
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And now that the fog is lifting,
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I can see all your dastardly designs
with a bracing clarity.
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You took him off his meds?
What were you thinking?
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He's the only one doing any thinking.
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All of you could learn a thing or two
from this impressive young man.
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[snickers]
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The world really is ending! Oh my God.
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As for the rest of you,
your training is to resume post-haste.
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We're running out of time.
We have a mission to complete.
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I'm ready. Let's do this.
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[Five] Let me guess.
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Project Oblivion?
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How do you know about that?
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I heard all about it from Pogo.
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Now, there's a name
I haven't heard in some time.
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And he confirmed
what I've always suspected about you.
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Which is?
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That you're a sadistic lunatic
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who's planning on gambling
all of our lives
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in another pointless mission.
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And you'd take the word
of a disgruntled chimp
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over that of your own father?
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Every damn day.
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Nobody wants you here, Dad.
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You should leave.
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Hey, you don't speak
for all of us, big guy.
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Feel free to join him.
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I see. So this is what it's come to.
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-Insurrection.
-[shushes]
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That's not the kind of erection
we're driving for here, all right?
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Everybody just needs to be cool.
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Clearly, you guys are on
a different chakra frequency right now.
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Hey, Pops, let's go have
a nice cup of tea in the suite.
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-Let go of my arm.
-Luther, Sloane.
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Oh my God. I'm beyond thrilled.
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You guys are gorgeous.
Amazing. Send me your registry!
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[Luther] Hey, Viktor.
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Um, I got a question.
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Well, really, it's more of a request, um…
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It's totally last minute, and…
The whole thing is last minute, but I--
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What is it?
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Will you be my best man?
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You don't have to do much.
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You just have to stand next to me
and make sure I don't act like an idiot.
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You know. [chuckles]
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I would love to.
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Okay. [chuckles] Great.
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Um, okay, so we're on a tight schedule.
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The bachelor party is in 15 minutes,
and not everyone is invited--
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-[Ben] What was that?
-So--
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Nothing, man. [chuckles]
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Nothing.
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Okay. [chuckles]
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[Viktor sighs]
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-[Lila] Are you still playing hard to get?
-Quiet.
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-I'm brainstorming.
-Smells like it. Crack a window.
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Look, I just got a lot of things
to think through.
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-Think what through?
-The end of everything.
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Mmm. Okay.
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Well, while we're all waiting
for the big breakthrough,
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the boys are waiting downstairs
before the wedding.
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-I'm not going to that wedding.
-Like hell you're not.
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You're my plus-one. Get dressed!
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I'm not going to no stupid wedding
at the end of the world
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when I'm supposed
to be saving it, alright?
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Our best bet was a human Rubik's Cube,
and he went kablooey. What do you suggest?
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Gotta be somebody's ass we can kick.
What are you doing?
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-You're going to the wedding.
-We got a kid to take care of.
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You think I don't know that?
I'm the one incubating that brat--
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Then I don't get why
you're not fighting harder for this.
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Not all fights are worth fighting for.
Odds are, we don't survive this one.
247
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,254
I'll take those odds if it means
I get to spend it with you and the baby.
248
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,969
What happened
to Mr. Lone Wolf doesn't need anybody?
249
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,846
He met a crazy lady.
250
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,473
Changed his mind.
251
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,607
I love you, Diego,
252
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,359
but I'm not gonna go
on some doomed mission
253
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,069
with your shaggy brother
and senile father.
254
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,237
-You have to listen--
-No.
255
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,656
You can spend tonight
fighting your bloody apocalypse
256
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,824
or being with me.
257
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,618
[softly] Don't do that.
258
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,787
You can't have both.
259
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,551
Lila.
260
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,773
I choose you.
261
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,621
It seems I've miscalculated just how much
these children truly dislike me.
262
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,873
Oh, yeah, loathe you, despise you.
263
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,251
I mean, truly, deeply repelled by you.
264
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,169
That'll do.
265
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,922
Listen, Dad, these are sensitive souls
we're dealing with here,
266
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,590
and they're already broken
267
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,426
and they don't need you
to berate them any further.
268
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,303
But they'll never improve
their capabilities
269
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,390
if they don't have an acute understanding
of how incredibly incompetent
270
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,849
and deeply disappointing they are.
271
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,184
There's such a thing as--
272
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,353
-Dad, can I talk to you?
-Now's not a good time.
273
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,939
-It will only take a minute--
-Not now! You were saying?
274
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:25,359
There's such a thing
as catching more flies with honey.
275
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:28,737
You see what I'm saying?
We're trying to make friends here.
276
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,656
Why should I want
to befriend my own children?
277
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,700
That's for hippies
and people with low self-esteem.
278
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,451
All I'm saying is,
279
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:38,998
why don't we try a little small talk
before we go, you know, full Stalin?
280
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,125
"Hey! How are you?"
281
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:44,044
"Oh my God, I love that
282
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:48,215
necktie pin waistcoat combo."
283
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,383
"Where'd you get that?"
284
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:52,136
"Can you believe
this apocalyptic weather we're having?"
285
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,262
That type of thing.
286
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,847
Come on. Come over here.
287
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,306
Sit down. Have a drink.
288
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,891
I want you
289
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,895
to say something nice to me.
290
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:02,896
I dare you.
291
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,106
Go for it.
292
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,862
You have a well-proportioned forehead,
293
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,993
which tells me you're considerate
yet easily excitable.
294
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,915
Great! Great!
295
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,168
Yeah, it could use some work,
but, hey, you know.
296
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,545
Point is,
they don't know you like I know you.
297
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:30,674
They just need a little time
to warm up to this version of you.
298
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,385
Unfortunately, time is something
of which we have very little.
299
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,554
Good thing we got
a wedding to crash tonight, baby.
300
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,890
We do? Why? No one wants me there.
301
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,184
Oh, come on.
They want you to earn being there.
302
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:44,271
Be a dad, not a boss. Dad, not a boss.
303
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:48,859
Trust me, you showing support for Luther
is gonna go a long way.
304
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,986
[sighs]
305
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:55,741
[karaoke version
of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing]
306
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,286
Get it, Luther!
307
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,998
♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪
308
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,669
♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪
309
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,423
♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
310
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,259
♪ I fuckin' need you more than ever… ♪
311
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,261
Doesn't he have the voice of an angel?
312
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,597
-Yeah, baby, hit those high notes.
-Woo!
313
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,518
-♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪
-Sing it, baby.
314
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,020
Can't believe Luther's the first one of us
that gets hitched.
315
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,315
I can. I caught him marrying
my action figures in, like, third grade.
316
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,399
Did not.
317
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,944
This isn't how I pictured
our bachelors' party, you know?
318
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:36,073
Well, the world's running a little short
on strippers and tea cakes right now.
319
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,992
Just surprised you didn't invite
Daddy Dearest to come join us.
320
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,787
Oh, come on.
He's such a kind and thoughtful soul.
321
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,914
He's not like our Hargreeves.
Au contraire.
322
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:47,626
But I'll admit I needed a break
from the old dog.
323
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,547
♪ Nothing I can say ♪
324
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,800
♪ Total eclipse of the heart ♪
325
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,637
-Oh…
-[Viktor] Woo!
326
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,431
What're you SOBs so
down in the mouth about? This is a party.
327
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:05,686
I'm just so glad we got to go out
with a big ol' bang while we still can.
328
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,063
Hey, here's to us.
329
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,648
[Luther] Mm.
330
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,316
We've had a hell of a run.
331
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,776
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
332
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,697
[Luther] Who's next?
333
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,242
Oh. That'd be me
'cause I have finally come to a decision.
334
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,869
What's it gonna be, maestro?
335
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,787
-It's gonna be a duet, my friend.
-[Luther] Oh!
336
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,122
Yay!
337
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,707
I feel so special!
338
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,459
Oh! This is gonna be good.
339
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,795
No karaoke is good. That's the point.
340
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:39,136
♪ Now, I've had the time of my life ♪
341
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,347
♪ No, I never felt this way before… ♪
342
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,849
Woo!
343
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,642
-♪ Yes, I swear ♪
-All right!
344
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,768
♪ It's the truth… ♪
345
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,353
I'm gonna miss this.
346
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,314
♪ And I owe it all to you… ♪
347
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,733
Not me. These guys are the worst.
348
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:55,235
-♪ Had the time of my life ♪
-[Luther] That's not what I meant.
349
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,403
I know.
350
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,739
♪ And I owe it all to you ♪
351
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,324
I'm gonna miss them too.
352
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,326
-[instrumental break plays]
-[Klaus] Oh!
353
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,411
Gettin' funky in here!
354
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,414
Hey, will you do me one more favor?
355
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,665
Yeah, anything.
356
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,918
Talk to Allison.
357
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,670
-No. Come on. I can't--
-Viktor, please.
358
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,798
And… And say what?
"Why did you kill my friend"?
359
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,884
You really wanna compare body counts?
360
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:24,348
I just… I don't want her to be alone
when all this ends, you know?
361
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,724
I mean, Five said it.
362
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,976
If there's anything
on your bucket list, do it now.
363
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,895
Why does it have to be on my list?
364
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,605
Because she's always been good to you.
365
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,650
Better than the rest of us.
366
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,404
[Five and Klaus] ♪ 'Cause we seem
To understand the urgency ♪
367
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,241
♪ Just remember… ♪
368
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,409
-[Five] Luther!
-Oh!
369
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,286
-Come on. Come on.
-[laughs]
370
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,456
[Five] Viktor. Viktor, don't be shy.
Diego, you too.
371
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,832
[Viktor] You don't want this.
372
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,292
Okay, screw it.
373
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,878
-Get in here, Diego!
-Come on! Come on! Look lively!
374
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,631
♪ This could be love ♪
375
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,049
♪ Because ♪
376
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,802
♪ I've had ♪
377
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,513
♪ The time of my life ♪
378
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,433
♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪
379
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,060
♪ Yes, I swear ♪
380
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,938
-♪ Yes, I swear ♪
-♪ It's the truth ♪
381
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,482
♪ And I owe it all to you ♪
382
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:18,944
♪ 'Cause I've had ♪
383
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,113
♪ The time of my life ♪
384
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:25,742
♪ And I've searched through
Every open door ♪
385
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,246
♪ Till I found the truth… ♪
386
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,164
[song fades out]
387
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,875
[Ben] So it's official.
388
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,419
My ears are broken,
389
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,463
and the idiot with knives
really can't sing.
390
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,841
Diego. You know his name is Diego.
391
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,134
Oh, whatever.
392
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,387
Maybe you should try and be nice to him
and the others.
393
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,930
And why would I do that?
394
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,267
As much as I'd love
to work out your anger issues right now,
395
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,936
I have to get back to this.
The wedding is in an hour.
396
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,313
Fei is dead.
397
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,899
Yeah. I know. And so are the others.
398
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:58,984
Oh, so that's it?
399
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:02,571
You're just gonna
turn your back on the Sparrow Academy?
400
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:06,199
I mean, you heard Dad.
We have training to do.
401
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,243
Something big is about to go down.
402
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,746
I wish you were talking about my wedding.
403
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,039
[sharp inhale]
404
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:13,957
Okay.
405
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,836
Sloane, listen to me--
406
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:20,339
No. You listen to me.
407
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:23,050
I'm sorry they didn't invite you
to the bachelor party.
408
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,968
I don't… I don't care about that.
409
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,178
Yes, you do.
410
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:29,139
You care more about
being invited to the bachelor party
411
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,767
than you do Fei or the others.
412
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:32,893
Or even saving the world.
413
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:33,977
That--
414
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,812
[chuckles]
415
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,189
That's… That's crazy.
416
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,106
Is it?
417
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,734
You and I, we've never been alone.
418
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,278
It's always been the seven of us.
419
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,863
Now it's just you.
420
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:45,864
[Ben scoffs]
421
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,659
So congratulations, Ben.
You're finally Number One
422
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,578
of one.
423
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,623
[emotional string music playing]
424
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,584
I'm a Sparrow, and so are you.
425
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,668
Not anymore.
426
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,548
What's so damn special about them anyway?
427
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,218
They're a real family.
428
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:09,346
They don't exist
to sell action figures and tote bags.
429
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,639
We were more than that.
430
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:11,765
Were we?
431
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:16,269
Why is it so important
for you to be a Sparrow?
432
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,111
[quietly] Because I have nothing else.
433
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,028
[bell dings]
434
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,200
[Klaus] Not sure this place is
gonna be big enough.
435
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,535
This better be an open bar.
436
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:34,663
Hey, come on.
It's for Luther. Let's perk up.
437
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,916
Wow.
438
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,501
[chuckles]
439
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,881
-[bell dings]
-[elevator door opens]
440
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,092
I don't know.
Normally, my tush looks good.
441
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:50,720
Ah, I see you've gone for
the oversized button-down. Original.
442
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:53,014
You do realize
there's no paparazzi here, right?
443
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,391
-What? Dang it.
-[Luther shushes]
444
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,769
Listen to me, you two.
This is my day, all right?
445
00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,605
So if you two can just get along
for a couple of hours,
446
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,607
you can consider that my wedding gift.
447
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,317
Well, he started it, so--
448
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,069
-You literally just started it.
-Literally?
449
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:07,195
[Luther] Bah, bah, bah!
450
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,239
My day!
451
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:12,075
Two hours.
Do you think you can manage that?
452
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,118
Yeah, fine.
453
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,412
-Thank you.
-[bell dings]
454
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,415
[Lila gasps]
455
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:19,916
[Lila] Wow.
456
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:24,254
[emotional string music playing]
457
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,479
Let's get this over with
before I die of cringe.
458
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,608
[Klaus] Dearly beloved,
459
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:50,572
we're gathered here today
for a good time, not a long time,
460
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,532
so let's have a good time, huh?
461
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,910
'Cause the sun can't shine every day.
462
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,286
Can I get an amen?
463
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,287
-Amen!
-Amen!
464
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,246
[cheering]
465
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,289
Amen.
466
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:06,421
Luther, do you be taking
this banging hottie to be your lady?
467
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:07,881
I do.
468
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,008
[Klaus sighs]
469
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,843
Sloane, do you promise
470
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:17,265
to love and cherish this big hairy bastard
471
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,935
for the next 24 to 48 hours?
472
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,102
Give or take a day.
473
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,229
[shushes]
474
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:23,855
I'm gonna try.
475
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:24,981
Well, then…
476
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,608
I'm sorry.
477
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,903
I pronounce you married as shit!
478
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:32,739
Viva la apocalypse!
479
00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:34,866
-[cheering]
-["Teenage Dream" by The Rescues plays]
480
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:39,454
[Diego squeals and yells]
481
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,332
♪ I can't sleep ♪
482
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:46,878
♪ Let's run away
And don't ever look back ♪
483
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:51,007
♪ Don't ever look back ♪
484
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,677
♪ We drove to Cali ♪
485
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,346
♪ And got drunk on the beach ♪
486
00:25:56,429 --> 00:26:00,225
♪ Got a motel
And built a fort out of sheets ♪
487
00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:01,726
♪ I finally found you ♪
488
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,729
♪ My missing puzzle piece ♪
489
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,065
♪ I'm complete ♪
490
00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:09,067
♪ Let's go all ♪
491
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,403
♪ The way tonight ♪
492
00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:13,154
♪ No regrets ♪
493
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,489
♪ Just love ♪
494
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,700
♪ We can dance… ♪
495
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:19,411
This is officially worse
than the apocalypse.
496
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,415
[Five] Ah, there we are.
497
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:26,418
♪ You make me ♪
498
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,003
♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪
499
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,422
♪ Teenage dream ♪
500
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,173
♪ The way you turn me on ♪
501
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,384
♪ I can't sleep ♪
502
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:37,470
♪ Let's run away
And don't ever look back ♪
503
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:40,181
♪ Don't ever look back ♪
504
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,642
♪ My heart stops ♪
505
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:43,977
♪ When you look at me ♪
506
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:46,187
♪ Just one touch ♪
507
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,064
♪ Now, baby, I believe ♪
508
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,317
♪ This is real ♪
509
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,653
♪ So take a chance
And don't ever look back ♪
510
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,114
♪ Don't ever look back ♪
511
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:58,325
♪ You make me ♪
512
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,035
♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪
513
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:02,370
♪ Teenage dream ♪
514
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,205
♪ The way you turn me on ♪
515
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,249
♪ I can't sleep ♪
516
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:09,794
♪ Let's run away
And don't ever look back ♪
517
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:16,551
It's five dollars for a four-by-five.
Eight if you want two of them.
518
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,262
[big band music playing]
519
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,097
-[Luther] You see that spread?
-I'm impressed.
520
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,182
I made the whole cake.
521
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,560
[with mouth full] Three tiers. Yeah.
Have you tried this lamb?
522
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,270
-No.
-It's so good.
523
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:28,480
-Is it?
-Yeah.
524
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,023
Mm.
525
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:32,651
Let me try yours, but with the sauce.
526
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,320
-My lamb?
-Yeah. Let me try your lamb.
527
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:43,036
-Cinco! Mi hermano.
-Oh God.
528
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:43,953
What do you want?
529
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:47,624
Listen to me, Dad is upstairs right now
with a plan to save everything.
530
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:50,627
So what say you and I pop up
to the suite for a little chitchat?
531
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,796
Are you like Frick and Frack
with the old man now?
532
00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:55,465
This dad's different. He's a turtle.
533
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:56,925
Hard on the outside,
534
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,219
but all cute and wrinkly
535
00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:02,472
and occasionally delicious on the inside.
536
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:04,474
-Klaus?
-Yeah?
537
00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:07,143
Old dogs like me and him never change.
538
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,854
He has never had
our best interests at heart.
539
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:14,693
So, my only plan for tonight is
to get fucked up beyond all recognition.
540
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:15,694
Sure.
541
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,904
-Have at it.
-I shall!
542
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:21,491
Hmm.
543
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,577
[murmurs]
544
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:28,707
Klaus, don't even think
about going over there
545
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,500
and filling his empty head with bad ideas.
546
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:31,668
Moi? How dare--
547
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,130
You may be unkillable, but I'll find a way
548
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,173
to make sure that your time
on this earthly plane
549
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:40,927
is chock-full of pain and suffering.
550
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,011
Got it?
551
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,472
Yeah. Sure.
552
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,766
Great. Big smile.
553
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,810
-[Klaus grunts]
-[grunts]
554
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:51,271
Bye.
555
00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:52,272
[groans]
556
00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:53,356
Ow!
557
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:02,490
[indistinct chatter]
558
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,491
[Luther] I got lamb.
559
00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:09,706
[Ben] How long before we can leave?
560
00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:11,291
After the speeches.
561
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,461
I don't think I can last that long.
562
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,172
Oh, also, have you seen Dad?
563
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,340
[Allison] Have a drink, Ben.
564
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,425
Relax.
565
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:23,386
-For once in your pathetic life.
-[chuckles]
566
00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:28,975
-Mazel tov to the Mr. and Mrs.
-Hey, brother.
567
00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:31,060
-Cheers.
-Now, about Dad.
568
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:33,062
-No, no, no, no.
-[Klaus] No.
569
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:35,106
-The answer's no, Klaus.
-Baby, he's a changed man.
570
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:38,109
-No, the man is incapable of change.
-Lulu, he's different.
571
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,862
-He helped me conquer my childhood fears.
-Mm-hmm?
572
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,030
We played catch together.
573
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,823
Wait. You played catch with Dad?
574
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:46,743
Yeah, we call it bus-ball,
but that's kind of our thing.
575
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,828
I mean, you could find
your own thing with him.
576
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,623
[groans] Would you stop?
Listen, you're being duped.
577
00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,625
-No, I'm not being duped.
-No, you are, you are.
578
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:54,876
-In fact, worse.
-Come on!
579
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,795
You're being enabled by your own father.
580
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,631
Yeah, but I really think
if you just give him a little chance--
581
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,799
Klaus!
582
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:03,968
[softly] Babe, it's fine.
583
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,513
-[Sloane] It's our wedding.
-[Klaus whimpers]
584
00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:08,014
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
585
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,432
-Yeah.
-I'm sorry.
586
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:12,060
-[leather crinkles]
-[Klaus groans]
587
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,144
Okay, that's good.
588
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,647
Listen, I'm just trying
to enjoy my wedding, okay?
589
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:17,106
-And you should too.
-Okay.
590
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,526
-Go have some salmon and a Jell-O cup.
-That sounds nice.
591
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,485
All right?
592
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,654
All right. Well, screw it, I tried.
593
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:26,616
[Luther] Mm.
594
00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,701
Did-- Yeah, okay, this is my lamb.
595
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,119
-That's your lamb.
-[bell dings]
596
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:34,249
[Diego] I don't think
he actually hates it.
597
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:35,750
We should do that later.
598
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:37,544
Oh.
599
00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:40,672
[somber string music playing]
600
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,930
[Luther] What the hell is he doing here?
601
00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:57,605
[Sloane whispers] Hey.
602
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,315
It's okay.
603
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:00,650
[whispers] It's not okay.
604
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,862
Let's just try and be civil.
605
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:05,738
For me?
606
00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:09,742
-Okay.
-[big band music resumes]
607
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:10,702
[Sloane] Okay.
608
00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:13,830
[Diego] He better not sit here.
609
00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:16,499
-Swear to God, he better not sit here.
-[Ben] What is he doing here?
610
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,251
[Diego] Yeah, keep walking.
611
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,753
-[Ben] But who invited him?
-[Allison] Just suffer with us.
612
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:23,381
[Ben] I can't get invited to a party,
and he's invited to this?
613
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:26,217
-[Allison] Wow. You really can't relax.
-Now we're all here.
614
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:28,803
[Allison] Ben?
615
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,388
Chill.
616
00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:32,140
♪ I want to say to you ♪
617
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:35,018
♪ That maybe our dreams come true ♪
618
00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:38,646
-♪ We could be falling in love ♪
-[Klaus] Psst.
619
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:44,027
♪ Some know you look lonely ♪
620
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:48,448
♪ Some say you just need a friend ♪
621
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,368
♪ I want to say to you ♪
622
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:55,204
♪ That maybe our dreams come true ♪
623
00:31:55,288 --> 00:32:00,376
♪ We could be falling in love ♪
624
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:04,714
♪ You and me
Are like birds in a tree… ♪
625
00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:07,175
Is he eating a deviled egg
with a knife and fork?
626
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,510
That's sad. That's making me sad.
627
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:10,678
You're introducing me.
628
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,931
-Now. Come.
-No, I'm not. No, I'm not--
629
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,223
[Klaus] Go, go!
630
00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:18,770
-Do you seriously want me--
-Yeah, come on. Do I look okay?
631
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,855
[Diego] Yeah, you look good.
632
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:22,941
Dad,
633
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:25,401
Lila.
634
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:28,196
Lila, Sir Reginald Hargreeves.
635
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:29,739
Mr. Hargreeves, what a pleasure.
636
00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:32,200
Is that the trace
of an East End accent I detect?
637
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:33,117
Good ear.
638
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:35,828
Mine was stamped out
in favor of the Queen's.
639
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,664
Let me guess. Spitalfields?
640
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,041
-Close. Whitechapel.
-You must know the Cat and Custard.
641
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:42,251
-Next to the Fox and Hound.
-Best chippy in East London.
642
00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:45,004
I would murder for a spot of mushy peas
right about now.
643
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:45,922
[both chuckle]
644
00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,299
So, how did you end up with this one?
645
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,134
Well, we met in a mental hospital.
646
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,260
I have no doubt.
647
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:55,264
Well, he might be a few sandwiches short
of a picnic, but he'll do.
648
00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:57,558
Indeed.
649
00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,025
[Reginald] She's quite the specimen.
650
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:07,819
Well done, my boy.
651
00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,239
Thanks, Dad.
652
00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,282
It is unfortunate timing.
653
00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:15,618
Why?
654
00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,745
You'd have made a superb father.
655
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,831
[emotional instrumental music playing]
656
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,878
Hey, Ben-ihana. Don't hit me! [chuckles]
657
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:26,963
Hey, listen.
658
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:32,010
I know we ain't exactly been best buds
in this timeline or whatever,
659
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,303
but, man, do I have a mission for you--
660
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,304
[belches]
661
00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:36,889
Ugh.
662
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,516
Charming.
663
00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:40,935
-Ten people.
-Huh?
664
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,272
-There are only ten people left.
-Okay.
665
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:48,151
Drunk Ben clearly likes
numbers and… shrimp.
666
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:52,071
And you couldn't even invite me
to your stupid bachelor party.
667
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:52,989
Oh.
668
00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:57,410
Have we finally flicked off
bad Benny's hard candy shell?
669
00:33:57,493 --> 00:34:00,913
-Why don't you like me?
-Because you're a huge puckering asshole.
670
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,458
-Okay, but you like the other Ben.
-Yeah, we love the other Ben.
671
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,418
Why? What was so special about him?
672
00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,253
Because he was a know-it-all.
673
00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,921
He was a scold.
674
00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:14,802
He was a tiny dark cloud
on a perfect sunny day.
675
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,137
[laughs]
676
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:20,016
Those… Those are all bad things.
677
00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,768
Yeah, but they looked great on him.
678
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:25,480
Okay, you know what?
I am so much better than that other Ben.
679
00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,648
-Mm-hmm?
-I was Number One.
680
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:29,817
Twice.
681
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,652
Does Dad give a shit?
682
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:35,573
No. He was busy hanging out with you.
683
00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:39,952
Oh, man, methinks you might be
trying a little too hard.
684
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,037
Look around.
685
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,999
Nobody's polishing their boots
or pressing their tights.
686
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,419
We're a complete and total shit show.
Ya get it?
687
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,713
And our Ben, my Ben,
688
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,757
was just that kinda disaster,
689
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,885
and it made him ridiculously easy to love.
690
00:34:58,387 --> 00:34:59,722
[sighs]
691
00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:07,105
[departing footsteps]
692
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,904
[clinking]
693
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,534
-[taps on mic]
-[feedback whines]
694
00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:23,913
-[Reginald] I know it is customary…
-[Viktor] Hey.
695
00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:25,331
…for the father of the bride…
696
00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:27,125
-I'm not in the mood.
-Allison--
697
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,377
No, I get it. It's a wedding.
698
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,546
Everybody's drunk,
and we're all supposed to be chummy.
699
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:33,714
-[Reginald's speech continues]
-But I'm not feeling it.
700
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:37,135
That's fine.
You don't have to be in a festive mood.
701
00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,847
But will you please just hear me out?
702
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,016
-[feedback whines]
-[clears throat]
703
00:35:44,892 --> 00:35:47,645
Sloane, ever since you were a little girl,
704
00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:51,315
I've always known
you were exceptionally bright.
705
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,152
And though I can't say
I know Luther all that well,
706
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,028
from the few moments we have shared,
707
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:59,490
it seems you found yourself
an adequate partner.
708
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:02,285
He just called Luther adequate. [snickers]
709
00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:03,870
Nicest thing he's ever said to him.
710
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:06,706
-The kerchief really softens him though.
-Shh!
711
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:11,669
I acknowledge that, as a father,
I was not without my faults.
712
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:15,006
I hope these shortcomings
713
00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:20,052
will be seen as only a rough patch
on an otherwise verdant lawn.
714
00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:22,471
[Viktor] Look, I'm sorry.
715
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,307
I was wrong.
716
00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:25,975
I lied, and…
717
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,270
I betrayed your trust.
718
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,731
[Reginald's speech continues faintly]
719
00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,065
But you're
720
00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:37,904
more important to me
than anything in this entire world.
721
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,616
Will you forgive me?
722
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,411
No.
723
00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:49,040
I don't think I will.
724
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:51,542
I'm proud to call you my children.
725
00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:57,632
Even those whom I raised
in a revenant version of myself.
726
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:04,931
I hope that tonight
we can create a few special memories
727
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:09,352
in whatever precious little time
we have left.
728
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:12,146
If you won't forgive me,
just know I forgive you.
729
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,231
For what?
730
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,607
[Reginald] And now, in closing…
731
00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,525
I didn't do anything wrong.
732
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:17,902
You know, I'm
733
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:22,114
really tired of being the asshole
that has to meet you halfway.
734
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:27,036
-I am tired of being a sucker.
-You're the sucker?
735
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:30,331
Our whole lives, all you said
you ever wanted was for us to be close,
736
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:31,958
and we finally got there,
737
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,418
and you fucked it up.
738
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,587
Not me.
739
00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:39,048
Is this really how you wanna end things?
740
00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:41,467
Don't worry. I'll sleep fine tonight.
741
00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:45,513
[Reginald] The sun rises
over a lily's field.
742
00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:50,184
A mother veiled, her lips concealed.
743
00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:54,772
The mourners come in droves of black
744
00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:58,776
to bury what their hearts unpack.
745
00:37:58,859 --> 00:37:59,860
[bell dings]
746
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:04,240
[Reginald] With shallow breath
and time eclipsed,
747
00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:09,787
I pray you miss death's gentle kiss.
748
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:14,333
[emotional music swells]
749
00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:19,088
[Ben] That makes no sense.
750
00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:22,383
Beautiful! Bravo, Dad! Bravo!
751
00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:23,634
[applause continues]
752
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,636
I didn't think the old man had it in him.
753
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,804
[Chet] All right, all right.
754
00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:30,182
Time to turn those frowns upside down!
755
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:34,437
This one is for all the party people
in the place.
756
00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:39,317
[emotional music continues playing]
757
00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:47,093
["Come In Mr. Lonely"
by Jerry Dyke playing]
758
00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:48,636
[feedback whines]
759
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,221
[singing along] ♪ Come on in ♪
760
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:53,224
♪ Sit right down ♪
761
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,643
♪ Mr. Lonely ♪
762
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,353
[Sloane moans softly]
763
00:39:58,687 --> 00:39:59,855
♪ You're too late… ♪
764
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,817
-So, just to recap this night.
-Mm-hmm?
765
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,069
Ben and Five are blotto drunk.
766
00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:07,363
[Luther chuckles heartily]
767
00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:09,532
[Five] ♪ Mr. Sadness… ♪
768
00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:14,203
And Viktor and Allison
almost punched each other out.
769
00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:15,996
-Oh. Yeah.
-Yeah.
770
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:20,835
And Dad recited
a weirdly moving death poem.
771
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:22,753
Hm.
772
00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:25,923
You know, that's not bad
773
00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:28,676
for a Hargreeves family wedding
at the end of the world.
774
00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:33,055
You know, I didn't need a big to-do.
775
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,101
This is all I needed.
776
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:43,941
[Five] ♪ I can't even offer you a smile… ♪
777
00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:48,904
That used to be us.
778
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,408
We were never like that.
779
00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:54,577
Gross.
780
00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:59,039
That's more like it.
781
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:03,961
♪ Who planned things this way? ♪
782
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:07,631
♪ No offense ♪
783
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:10,426
♪ But you know ♪
784
00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:12,845
♪ I'm still looking ♪
785
00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,684
[wind whistling]
786
00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:23,522
[Lila] It's probably a good thing.
787
00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:26,317
I would've been a shit mum.
788
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,114
I doubt that.
789
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,199
Hey, guys.
790
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,081
Hey, uh…
791
00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:43,209
I saw.
792
00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:45,794
And I… I appreciate you trying.
793
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:48,464
Oh, no, no, no, no!
794
00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:50,049
-Hey, what?
-[Diego] No!
795
00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:52,510
-Klaus, why are you bringing Ben here?
-Come on!
796
00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:55,346
-Hear me out before--
-Hear him out.
797
00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:58,015
The brother that you all knew as Ben
798
00:41:58,098 --> 00:41:59,058
is gone.
799
00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,936
And not-- I don't mean our Ben,
the nice Ben.
800
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,103
I mean this Ben.
801
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:05,940
The asshole, he's gone now.
802
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:07,608
-Gone.
-Klaus, what are you talking about?
803
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:12,696
And the man that stands
in front of you is new new Ben,
804
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,450
and he's one of us,
and he's a member of the team.
805
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,995
-And he's part of the family!
-…part of the family!
806
00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:23,707
And as a welcome gift,
I suggest we throw him off the roof.
807
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,042
-Yeah. I'll help.
-Come on.
808
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,669
You know what? You know what?
809
00:42:27,294 --> 00:42:29,713
-He can stay. He can stay.
-Why?
810
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:33,384
'Cause it's my wedding day, man.
Come on. He can stay.
811
00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,010
[Ben and Klaus] Yes!
812
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,012
[Klaus] I knew it, I knew it.
813
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:39,682
Hey, big guy. Awfully nice of you.
814
00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,600
Yeah, you're… you're welcome.
815
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:43,269
Ooh! Whoa!
816
00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:45,187
Holy smokes.
817
00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:48,107
[pensive string music playing]
818
00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,994
Hey, you know something?
819
00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:02,454
Tonight is all I ever really wanted.
820
00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:05,291
To get hitched?
821
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,546
Just… everybody coming together
when it really matters.
822
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,968
One big real family.
823
00:43:27,563 --> 00:43:29,356
[coughs, retches]
824
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,899
[all] Whoa! Whoa!
825
00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:33,027
Oh, I think I'm gonna hurl.
[stomach rumbles]
826
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,570
[all laughing]
827
00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:35,654
[Five] Actually, uh,
828
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:37,740
I think I'm hungry.
829
00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:40,659
See ya, guys. I'm gonna hit the buffet.
830
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:41,785
Is he gonna be okay?
831
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,830
-It's Five. What do you think?
-Maybe we should call it a night.
832
00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:47,207
-Come on, it's early.
-[Lila] Good night, guys.
833
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,251
-Where we going? To bed?
-The night's young.
834
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:50,252
Who is this guy?
835
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:51,462
[Klaus] Ben.
836
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:54,006
-[Luther chuckles]
-Where's he going? Where's he going?
837
00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:55,215
This isn't the end.
838
00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:58,761
-[sighs]
-[Klaus] Come on, who's up for some more…
839
00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:01,430
-[Ben] Scrabble?
-[Klaus] …karaoke. Yeah!
840
00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:02,848
That's my cue.
841
00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:04,058
[chuckles]
842
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:06,185
-Good night.
-Night.
843
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:11,732
[Luther sighs]
844
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:14,318
[distant explosions booming]
845
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,204
[dramatic string music playing]
846
00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,707
[stomach gurgling]
847
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,209
[clanging]
848
00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:31,627
[vomiting]
849
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,587
[Reginald] With everything
we've discussed,
850
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,339
it'd be folly to wait.
851
00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:37,424
There is no time.
852
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,426
I can't do this without you.
853
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,220
[heartbeat thumping]
854
00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:42,388
Do we have a deal?
855
00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:44,431
[heartbeat thumping rapidly]
856
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:47,059
[dramatic music swelling]
857
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,812
-[bell dings]
-[elevator door opens]
858
00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:53,399
[thuds]
859
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:59,988
[rock violin music playing]
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