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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}♪ I’m goin’ down to South Park,
\h\hgonna have myself a time ♪
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{\an7}♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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{\an7}\h\h\h♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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{\an7}♪ Goin’ down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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{\an7}♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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{\an7}\h♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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{\an7}♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can’t unwind ♪
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{\an7}♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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{\an7}\h♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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{\an7}[ Rooster crows ]
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{\an7}[ Sizzling ]
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEat your breakfast, Stan,
you’re gonna be late for school.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hYou told me
to finish my homework!
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{\an7}Do both, come on guys,
we gotta get going.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHey whoa, whoa.
What the [bleep] is going on?
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{\an7}\h\hI’m about to take
the kids to school, why?
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHello?!
It’s St. Patrick’s day.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hI know --
I’m wearing green.
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{\an7}You guys this is Tegridy Weed’s
\h\h\hbiggest day of the year.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI need help with
the St. Patrick’s Day Special.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hSorry, Randy,
the kids aren’t missing school.
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{\an7}Come on, guys, let’s go --
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{\an7}\hOkay, yeah, great,
don’t worry about it,
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{\an7}I’ll do it all myself.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAgain.
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{\an7}Top O’ the mornin’ to ya!
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{\an7}This is God damn ridiculous.
\h\h\h\h\h\hPiece a shit family...
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{\an7}How’s it going, Randy?
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{\an7}Ugh, I’m just so stressed out!
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{\an7}\h\hWe have to make
a huge profit today
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{\an7}or the whole year is [bleep]
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{\an7}How’s the St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSpecial?
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{\an7}I think it’s better
\hthan last year’s.
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{\an7}Lemme see...
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{\an7}[ Irish folk music plays ]
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{\an7}Oh, wow...
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{\an7}Wow...
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hThis is gonna be
our best special ever!
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{\an7}Come on, let’s get the truck
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hloaded up!
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{\an7}Let’s sell what we can
from our drive up booth,
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{\an7}\h\h\hand then later
we can hit the Irish bar.
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{\an7}What the [bleep]
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}Hey! Excuse me!
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{\an7}Oh, good morning, Randy.
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{\an7}What do you think
\h\hyou’re doing?
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{\an7}Oh. We’re, uh, doing
a St. Patrick’s Day Special.
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{\an7}No you’re not.
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{\an7}Uhh, yeah. We are.
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{\an7}So first you steal my idea
\h\h\h\h\h\hof selling weed
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{\an7}and now you’re stealing my idea
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof doing
a St. Patrick’s Day Special!
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{\an7}Pretty sure St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\h\h\h\hwasn’t your idea.
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{\an7}Is that right? Ok...
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{\an7}Game on, mother[bleep]
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ Loo loo loo!
It’s St. Patrick’s Day! ♪
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{\an7}\h♪ Looo loo loo!
De doot be do! ♪
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{\an7}Linda: Come on Butters,
time for school!
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{\an7}Ok, mom!
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{\an7}Ohhh dad, are you wearin’ green
\h\hor are you gonna get a pinch?
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{\an7}Ha ha -- I’ve got a green tie
\h\h\hon, you little rascal!
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{\an7}And I’m wearing
a green scarf!
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{\an7}Ok! Well someone’s gettin
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha pinch today!
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hHey, Clyde!
You got your green on!
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{\an7}\h\h\hHey Jimmy!
Nice green pants!
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{\an7}Tee-hee! Te hee hee hee!
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{\an7}Happy St. Patrick’s Day,
fellas!
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHey, Butters.
\h\h\h\hWul you guys
all look very festive!
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{\an7}\h\h\hYeah, it’s super fun.
St. Patrick’s Day rules.
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{\an7}Oh, I hope they put green
food coloring in our milk
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{\an7}at lunchtime again
\h\hlike last year!
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{\an7}Uh-oh!
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{\an7}\hHey, Kelly-Ann!
What’s going on?
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{\an7}What do you mean?
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{\an7}Looks like someone forgot
what day it was!
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{\an7}Ha ha! Pi-i-i-i-nch!
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{\an7}[ Police radio chatter ]
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{\an7}[ Handcuffs click ]
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{\an7}I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI didn’t mean
to do anything wrong, honest!
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hDo you know
what sexual assault is?
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{\an7}I’m so sorry! Please!
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hIt’s just --
well, she had it comin’
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{\an7}on account of the way
\h\hshe was dressed!
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{\an7}All: Ohhh!
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{\an7}Wow, kid, wow!
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{\an7}Alright. Take this shithead
to the station
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{\an7}and book him for sexual assault
of a minor.
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{\an7}Oh, jeez, I didn’t know
Kelly-Ann was a minor!
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{\an7}Wul, she didn’t have
\h\h\ha mining helmet
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{\an7}or a pick axe or anything!
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{\an7}[ Cell doors clanging ]
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{\an7}\h\hDetective Harris:
Ok, looks like you assaulted
a nine year old girl...
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{\an7}No prior history -- assault took
place at an elementary school.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hBut...But, sir,
it’s St. Patrick’s Day.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hLook, I know!
It’s St. Patrick’s Day, right?
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{\an7}If people don’t wear green,
they get pinched!
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{\an7}Yes! Right!
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hYeah...
Only one problem.
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{\an7}The little girl you pinched?
Kelly-Ann Barlow?
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{\an7}She was wearing green socks.
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{\an7}[ Gasps ]
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{\an7}You’re a God damn
sexual predator.
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{\an7}Don’t let him jack off
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin here!
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{\an7}These types always mess up
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmy jail!
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{\an7}[ Conversing indistinctly ]
Welcome, everyone, welcome.
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{\an7}Thank you for coming
\hto Credigree Farms!
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}Randy, we all see you
\h\hbehind the bush.
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{\an7}[ Sour notes play ]
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{\an7}Everyone sees you.
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{\an7}Oh. Uh...
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{\an7}A very happy mornin’,
\h\h\h\h\heverybody!
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{\an7}And a foine St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto all of ye.
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{\an7}I don’t know if ya noohticed.
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{\an7}But, uh, there’s a farm
\h\h\h\h\hacross the street
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{\an7}selling weed also --
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{\an7}and the owner is actually
\h\h\h\h\h\h10 par-cent Irish!
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{\an7}So, obviously, you’re upset
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{\an7}that you don’t seem to have
any customers.
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{\an7}What I’m upset about
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his a wee little thing
called "cultural appropriation".
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{\an7}Ever heard of it?
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{\an7}\h\h\hThat’s why we can’t wear
sombreros on Cinco de Mayo.
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{\an7}Why we can’t dress like Indians
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon Halloween.
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{\an7}What’s your point?
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{\an7}\h\hI’m looking at my point,
you racist son of a bitch.
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{\an7}\hYou have no right
to wear that stuff.
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{\an7}It is offensive.
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{\an7}Come on, guys!
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{\an7}St. Patrick’s Day is the one day
of the year we have left
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{\an7}where we can actually celebrate
being white.
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{\an7}Any other day that we tried
to be proud of our culture,
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{\an7}we would get immediately
\h\h\hcancelled by Twitter!
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{\an7}And yet for some reason,
\h\h\hyou’re all over here,
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hbuying your weed
from someone who is fine
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{\an7}mocking our customs
\h\hand traditions.
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{\an7}Maybe they’re here because
my St. Patrick’s Day Special
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{\an7}is better than yours.
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{\an7}[ Grunting ]
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{\an7}[ Both grunting ]
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{\an7}[ Police radio chatter ]
\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay, yeah --
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{\an7}\h\hyeah, let’s arrest
the white leprechaun.
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{\an7}\h\hCuz, you know,
can’t have one day
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{\an7}for a mostly white culture,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright?
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{\an7}Don’t wanna get cancelled.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hI guess don’t arrest him
for cultural appropriations?
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{\an7}Guess -- Guess that only works
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hone way, huh?
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{\an7}[ Keys rattle ]
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{\an7}[ Buzzer ]
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{\an7}Leopold Stotch?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes?
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{\an7}I’m the public defender that’s
\h\h\hbeen assigned to your case.
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{\an7}Ugh...Okay...Oh, God...
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{\an7}Is there a problem?
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{\an7}Wul, it’s just...I mean...
\h\h\hWhat you’re wearing.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know,
it’s St. Patrick’s Day,
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{\an7}you’re not wearing any...
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hYou don’t have
any green socks on, do you?
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{\an7}No, I’m wearing yellow socks.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOhhhhh God...
I wanna pinch you so bad...
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{\an7}I’m here to help you, ok?
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNow, this woman
that you’re accused of groping,
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{\an7}were you two in any kind of
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hrelationship?
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{\an7}No, ma’am, could you --
\h\h\h\h\hmaybe put on
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{\an7}some green lipstick
\h\h\hor something?
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{\an7}Before you touched the victim,
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{\an7}did she give you any kind of
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hconsent?
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{\an7}Wul, technically, yes!
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{\an7}I mean, St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\his a wonderful day
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{\an7}\hwhere we remember a British
Roman man who went to Ireland
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{\an7}and converted the whole country
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto Christianity!
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAnd he used a clover
to represent the Holy Trinity,
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{\an7}so we’re supposed to celebrate
\h\h\h\h\hthat by wearing green
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{\an7}and if you don’t wear green
\h\h\h\h\hyou get a pinch!
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{\an7}And who is this St. Patrick
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto you?
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSee?!
That’s the problem!
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{\an7}Nobody knows how great
he really was.
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{\an7}Okay...
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{\an7}Can you show me where on the
\hbody you touched the girl?
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{\an7}\hOh, God...
Did you put your fingers
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hinside her?
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{\an7}I didn’t finger nothin!
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{\an7}I swear it was just a tiny
little St. Patrick’s Day pinch!
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{\an7}It was - It was like this!
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{\an7}Ohhhg!
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{\an7}Oh!
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{\an7}I am not representing
this [bleep] animal!
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{\an7}Ohhgu!
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{\an7}\h\hWe got some more
St. Patrick’s Day offenders.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hWell, it’s 10 a.m. and you
people are already wasted, huh?
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{\an7}\h\hYeah, yeah, copper,
you got me, big deal.
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}[ Urinating ]
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}Dear St. Patrick...
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{\an7}If you’re really up there...
\h\hI’ve always done my best
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hto honor you
on this most holy day...
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{\an7}[ Retches ]
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{\an7}You went to Ireland, and you got
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{\an7}all those pagan worshippers
\h\h\h\h\hto follow Christ.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hIf there’s any way...
that you could help me now...
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{\an7}just, like, send me a leprechaun
or something...
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{\an7}\hI will be forever
your dark servant.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hAmen...
[ Cell doors slam ]
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hCop: Alright,
we got us another one!
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{\an7}Let’s go, buddy.
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{\an7}Yeah yeah, you don’t have
\h\h\h\h\h\hto push me, copper.
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{\an7}Whoa...
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{\an7}When are you people
\hgonna learn, huh?
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{\an7}It’s not even lunchtime,
for Christ’s sake.
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{\an7}I want my phone call.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWow wee,
are you a real leprechaun?
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{\an7}\hYeah, I’m a real
[bleep] leprechaun!
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{\an7}\h\hAlright! Are we gonna
bust outta here or what?
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHell yeah
we’re gonna bust outta here,
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{\an7}what do you have planned?
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{\an7}Black Announcer:
\h\hAwww, yeah...
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAnd now back
to the Credigree Weed
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{\an7}St. Patrick’s Day Special.
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{\an7}Alright, there you go,
happy St. Patrick’s Day
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{\an7}and thanks for buying Credigree!
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{\an7}Good afternoon, sir!
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{\an7}Are you the creator
of Credigree Weed?
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{\an7}I am.
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{\an7}Well, I’m the owner of the Irish
bar here in town. Farty O’Cools.
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{\an7}We’ve got thousands
\hof patrons today
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{\an7}and I’m looking to score
some weed.
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{\an7}You need marijuana
for the Irish bar.
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{\an7}Well, everyone’s been drinkin’
since 9 a.m.
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{\an7}But now they need something
to take the edge off
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{\an7}until they start doing coke
at 7:30.
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{\an7}\h\h\hWell, I’m sure
we can help you out.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hHow much Credigree
are you looking to buy?
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{\an7}Oh, I’d say we need about...
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{\an7}Oh, two and a half tons of yer
St. Patrick’s Day Special.
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{\an7}Two and a half tons...
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{\an7}Alright! Well, we’ll see ya down
at Farty O’Cools!
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{\an7}Are you crazy?
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{\an7}How are we gonna get that much
weed together in time?
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{\an7}I don’t know, babe,
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{\an7}but this could really make
\h\h\h\hour whole fiscal year!
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{\an7}I just hope you’re not overdoin’
it again.
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{\an7}Don’t worry, we’re gonna blow
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\heveryone’s mind
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{\an7}with our St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSpecial!
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{\an7}[ Indistinct conversations ]
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hAwesome...
green hamburgers...
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{\an7}How clever...
\h[ Cellphone ringing ]
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{\an7}[ Cellphone beeps ]
\h\h\h\h\h\hHello?
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{\an7}Uh, yes, this is Randy Marsh,
I’ve been incarcerated.
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{\an7}\hI need to speak
with my attorney.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDad, it’s me.
You called the wrong person.
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{\an7}Yes, I am aware of that.
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{\an7}Listen to me carefully.
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{\an7}The canary is in the cage.
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{\an7}I don’t know what the [bleep]
\h\h\h\hyou’re talking about.
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{\an7}Oh, a confidential matter?
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{\an7}Lawyer client privilege.
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{\an7}Uh, you know, there’s an officer
standing right here, actually.
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{\an7}\hOh -- Oh it’s ok,
he’s stepping away.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hStan!
They got me locked up,
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{\an7}you’re gonna have to help me
\h\h\h\h\h\hbreak outta here.
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{\an7}We have to stop them.
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{\an7}Stop who.
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{\an7}Listen to me -- is your friend
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTolkien there?
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{\an7}\h\hYeah, Tol-l-l-kien
is sitting right here.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hYeah, well,
his piece a shit dad
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{\an7}\h\h\h\his trying to take over
the St. Patrick’s Day Special!
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{\an7}I don’t care.
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{\an7}\h\hYou better care, because
if we don’t make money today
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{\an7}you and sister are gonna starve.
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{\an7}Do you understand?
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{\an7}\h\hAnd I won’t be able
to pay the Wi-Fi bill.
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{\an7}Okay, what do you want me
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto do?
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{\an7}I need you to leave school,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgo home,
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hand get a jar of the
St. Patrick’s Day Special weed
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{\an7}\hand sneak it into
the police station.
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{\an7}Dad, it’s St. Patrick’s Day.
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{\an7}We’re gonna do a scavenger hunt
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat recess.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hI’m asking you
to do one little thing.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hDitch school, get weed,
sneak into the police station.
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{\an7}Do it or no more Wi-Fi,
I mean it!
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{\an7}Piece a shit lawyer!
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hButters:
St. Patrick was not Irish.
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{\an7}He was a Roman British man
\h\h\hwho was made a slave
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{\an7}by Irish Barbarians.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hBut St. Patrick
heard the voice of God...
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{\an7}and he used his situation
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor good,
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{\an7}and God told him to be brave!
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAnd that is why --
on this one day of the year,
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{\an7}we must be like St. Patrick
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hourselves!
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{\an7}[ Farting ]
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{\an7}The police don’t even care
\habout St. Patrick’s Day!
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{\an7}Do you see any of them
\h\hwearing green?! No!
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{\an7}If we do St. Patrick’s bidding,
\h\h\h\hhe will provide for us!
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{\an7}Okay, back in you go.
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{\an7}Pi-i-i-i-nch!
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{\an7}[ Screaming ]
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{\an7}Oh my God! Oh my God!
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{\an7}He just touched me and he didn’t
ask for consent or anything.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOk, ok,
I’ll take care of it --
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{\an7}Bzbzbzbzbzzbzbzbzbrrrrrrrtt!
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{\an7}Is that better?
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{\an7}I just need to take a shower
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand cry.
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{\an7}Oh my God.
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{\an7}Can I help you?
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{\an7}Hello, sir, we are with
\h\h\hthe Clover Club.
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{\an7}We try to spread a little
\hSt. Patrick’s Day cheer
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{\an7}by donating baked goods
\h\h\hto prison inmates
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{\an7}who cannot celebrate
\hthis festive time.
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{\an7}Alright, it’s your lucky day,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfolks,
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{\an7}some kids brought you
\hsome holiday cheer.
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{\an7}Wha-- Wha-- What’s happening?!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat’s happening?
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hHey, there,
we brought you a cake.
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{\an7}I told you to bring me weed,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hnot a cake!
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{\an7}God dammit.
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{\an7}You -- You should just
enjoy the cake.
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{\an7}You don’t [bleep] listen to me,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdo you?!
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{\an7}You’re incapable of ever doing
\h\h\hanything right because --
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{\an7}Oh, a cake. Gaaaht it.
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{\an7}Thank you very much.
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{\an7}Whu...
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{\an7}Oh, hey, fellas.
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{\an7}How’s your St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgoing, Butters?
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{\an7}-Pretty good.
\h\h-Awesome.
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{\an7}Well, see ya.
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{\an7}What are you gonna do?
It’s simple...
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hThere’s always cops
looking to make a score.
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{\an7}You just gotta find the one
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{\an7}willing to trade some drugs
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor a favor.
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{\an7}And once they get a whiff of my
\h\h\h\h\hSt. Patrick’s Day Special,
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{\an7}they won’t be able to resist.
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{\an7}Oh...
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{\an7}Oh, man, that is strong...
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{\an7}I knew St. Patrick would perform
a miracle to get us out of here!
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{\an7}Just like when he was a slave,
he will help us go free!
336
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{\an7}White people were slaves
\h\h\h\h\hin history? Nuh-uh.
337
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:06,436
{\an7}Gah, it’s such a good special,
338
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hit’s just such a shame
people are trying to ruin it.
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{\an7}Hey, my bruthuh.
You got a second?
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{\an7}What do you want?
341
00:14:18,578 --> 00:14:19,370
{\an7}You don’t wanna miss out
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{\an7}on the only white holiday
still allowed, do ya?
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00:14:21,941 --> 00:14:25,545
{\an7}How’d you like to be able
to, uh, celebrate a little?
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{\an7}Yeah, of course I would,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut I can’t.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCop:
Hey guys! How’d you like to be
\hable to celebrate a little?!
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCheck it out!
They’re handing out free weed
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{\an7}down at Farty O’Cools!
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hIt’s the Credigree
St. Patrick’s Day Special!
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{\an7}\h\h-Wow!
-Awesome!
\h-Yeah!
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{\an7}Ooh, hey, I’m in.
\hNo!
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{\an7}Ooh da lolly!
St. Patrick’s Day!
\hWow, look at it!
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{\an7}I thought I wouldn’t be able
\h\h\hto get wasted till later!
353
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{\an7}That’s it. It’s over.
354
00:14:51,205 --> 00:14:53,743
{\an7}My plan is done.
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00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:55,073
{\an7}It is not over!
356
00:14:55,073 --> 00:14:58,611
{\an7}What did St. Patrick say when he
was taken from his homeland
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{\an7}and turned into a slave?!
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{\an7}St. Patrick didn’t give up!
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{\an7}And when the Christians
\h\h\h\h\hslandered him
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{\an7}while he was trying to convert
\h\h\h\h\h\hthe heathen Irish,
361
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{\an7}did he give up then?!
362
00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:08,776
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMan,
that is strong ass shit.
363
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{\an7}You can taste the Irishness.
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{\an7}Ererhrhghhghgggh!
365
00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:14,271
{\an7}\h\h\h\hThis weed is amazing
and it has so much cred.
366
00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:17,974
{\an7}You know, I’ve never really been
a fan of the holiday Specials,
367
00:15:17,974 --> 00:15:19,238
{\an7}but this one is really good.
368
00:15:19,238 --> 00:15:21,941
{\an7}Rahrharhhghgh...
\hRahghhgghhggh!
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{\an7}\h[ Harp plays ]
Yeah!
370
00:15:24,502 --> 00:15:25,502
{\an7}All: Whoa!
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{\an7}\hYou see?! The power
of St. Patrick compels you!
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{\an7}[ Flute plays ]
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{\an7}\h-Oh!
-Whoa!
374
00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:34,007
{\an7}-Aah!
-Aah!
375
00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:36,809
{\an7}\h\hYes, now use
your clover rays!
376
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{\an7}[ Flute plays ]
377
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,842
{\an7}-Oh! Ugugghghh!
\h\h\h\h-Whoa!
378
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:43,941
{\an7}Me golden coins of spite!
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00:15:43,941 --> 00:15:44,941
{\an7}[ Flute plays ]
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{\an7}-Oh!
-Oh!
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Black Announcer: And nowfor the thrilling conclusion
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of the CredigreeSt. Patrick's Day Special.
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[ All cheering,Irish folk music plays ]
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♪♪
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00:16:03,619 --> 00:16:07,022
My God! I never thoughtwe'd sell this much weed!
386
00:16:07,022 --> 00:16:09,591
Keep it up, babe! We've stillgot a long way to go!
387
00:16:09,591 --> 00:16:12,094
Hey, everyone! Everyone!Everyone, quiet!
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[ Music, cheering stops ]Turn up the TV!
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Once again the townof South Park is on high alert
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after a sexual predatorescaped from custody.
391
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[ All murmuring ]
392
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Everyone who's outat bars or restaurants
393
00:16:23,539 --> 00:16:26,041
for St. Patrick's Dayneed to be on the lookout
394
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,576
for the sexual psychopath.
395
00:16:27,576 --> 00:16:30,946
Tom, I'm standing outsidethe South Park Police Station,
396
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:34,216
where just moments agoa sexual predator broke free.
397
00:16:34,216 --> 00:16:37,019
Surveillance camerasinside the station
398
00:16:37,019 --> 00:16:39,021
captured the dramatic escape.
399
00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:42,324
Police claim they tried to stopthe felon from escaping,
400
00:16:42,324 --> 00:16:45,461
but they were just,"Way too high."
401
00:16:45,461 --> 00:16:47,229
Back to to you, Tom.
402
00:16:47,229 --> 00:16:51,867
♪ I've been a wild roverfor many's the year ♪
403
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:55,370
♪ I've spent all me moneyon good weed and beer ♪
404
00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:58,207
[ Siren wails, tires screech ]
405
00:16:58,207 --> 00:17:01,176
Towelie...where is allthe St. Patrick's Day Special?
406
00:17:01,176 --> 00:17:05,013
Randy...I...I thought...you were in jail.
407
00:17:05,013 --> 00:17:07,850
The weed's all gone, does thatmean you were able to sell it?
408
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:11,353
Yeah I sort of -- sold it...at half price...
409
00:17:11,353 --> 00:17:13,756
to Tolkien's dadacross the street.
410
00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:16,024
What?!You were gone!
411
00:17:16,024 --> 00:17:18,093
Tolkien's dad saidhe'd buy all the weed
412
00:17:18,093 --> 00:17:20,162
and I figuredthat's what we should do!
413
00:17:20,162 --> 00:17:23,031
So you mean that right noweveryone down at the Irish bar
414
00:17:23,031 --> 00:17:25,667
is enjoying my specialand they don't even know it?!
415
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,503
Randy, I'm sorr--
416
00:17:27,503 --> 00:17:29,705
Raghghgh...
417
00:17:29,705 --> 00:17:30,839
Ahg!Oof!
418
00:17:30,839 --> 00:17:32,207
Come on, let's go!
419
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,277
[ Indistinct conversations ]
420
00:17:35,277 --> 00:17:37,179
Thank you! Thank you!
421
00:17:37,179 --> 00:17:39,281
Thanks for choosingCredigree Weed!
422
00:17:39,281 --> 00:17:41,884
Stop right there,you piece a shit!
423
00:17:41,884 --> 00:17:43,385
[ Conversations stop ]
424
00:17:43,385 --> 00:17:45,721
Is everyone enjoyingthe special?!
425
00:17:45,721 --> 00:17:48,357
Randy...I-I thought you were in jail.
426
00:17:48,357 --> 00:17:50,359
Oh, yes,so did a lot of people.
427
00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:52,795
But you seethere's just one thing wrong.
428
00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:55,230
This isn't Credigree Weed'sspecial.
429
00:17:56,432 --> 00:17:58,967
It's moine.[ All gasp ]
430
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:02,404
Babe! That's how you gotso much weed?!
431
00:18:02,404 --> 00:18:03,972
I used both.
432
00:18:03,972 --> 00:18:08,444
You see?! This is what happenswhen you appropriate a culture!
433
00:18:08,444 --> 00:18:11,647
It's sort of your special andit's sort of not your special --
434
00:18:11,647 --> 00:18:13,749
and nobody knowswhose special it is.
435
00:18:13,749 --> 00:18:16,318
I guess I just let the holidaygo to my head.
436
00:18:16,318 --> 00:18:18,720
But I learned that --No! No no no no no!
437
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,889
You don't get to saywhat you learned
438
00:18:20,889 --> 00:18:22,491
'cause it's not your special!
439
00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:25,994
This holiday is about Tegridy.
440
00:18:25,994 --> 00:18:28,263
Oh my God! It's him!
441
00:18:28,263 --> 00:18:29,832
It's the sexual predator!
442
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:34,002
What, what, he's here?!Uh oh!
443
00:18:34,002 --> 00:18:35,270
Stop right there!
444
00:18:39,775 --> 00:18:41,009
[ All screaming ]
445
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:43,645
[ Sirens wailing,tires screeching ]
446
00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:44,913
There he is, get him!
447
00:18:44,913 --> 00:18:46,648
Wahggh!
448
00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:50,853
[ Gun cocks ]Freeze!
449
00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:52,121
Ahghggh!
450
00:18:55,023 --> 00:18:58,560
Don't move, Weinstein,you've got nowhere else to go!
451
00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:01,997
[ Warbling ]
452
00:19:01,997 --> 00:19:06,001
St. Patrick:Leave the child alone...
453
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:08,036
[ Ethereal music plays ]
454
00:19:08,036 --> 00:19:13,142
♪♪
455
00:19:13,142 --> 00:19:18,180
♪♪
456
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,883
All: Ohh!
457
00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:22,985
Whoa-a-a!
458
00:19:22,985 --> 00:19:25,521
It's him!It's St. Patrick!
459
00:19:25,521 --> 00:19:31,560
What...exactlyis going on here.
460
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:37,065
You've persecuted this littleboy for grabbing people?
461
00:19:37,065 --> 00:19:38,801
Why, it's ridiculous!
462
00:19:38,801 --> 00:19:42,805
You've all besmircheda perfectly good white holiday.
463
00:19:42,805 --> 00:19:45,874
Where we all like to get drunkand assault each other!
464
00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:48,377
It's St. Patrick's Day![ All murmuring ]
465
00:19:48,377 --> 00:19:50,245
-Remember the reasonfor the season!-Oh, my God!
466
00:19:50,245 --> 00:19:51,380
Ooh! Hey!
467
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:53,248
Who wants a pinch!
468
00:19:53,248 --> 00:19:55,084
Oh, yes, very nice!Oghg!
469
00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:57,486
Hey, you can't do that, man!
470
00:19:57,486 --> 00:19:59,421
What do you meanI can't?
471
00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:01,824
Do you know what day it is?!
472
00:20:01,824 --> 00:20:03,992
Ah, see, here we go.
473
00:20:03,992 --> 00:20:05,661
"Kiss me I'm Irish!"
474
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:06,962
That's more like it!
475
00:20:06,962 --> 00:20:08,197
[ Tongue wriggling ]
476
00:20:08,197 --> 00:20:09,765
Oh, my God!
477
00:20:09,765 --> 00:20:12,668
No, you bought the shirt,bitch!
478
00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:14,369
Come on,let's have a go!
479
00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:16,405
It's me day!Take your dick out.
480
00:20:16,405 --> 00:20:18,607
Who wants him to takehis dick out?
481
00:20:18,607 --> 00:20:20,342
I will not!
482
00:20:20,342 --> 00:20:24,246
What is this? Are you people allsome kind of Scottish poofters?
483
00:20:24,246 --> 00:20:26,682
Hey,that is a homophobic slur!
484
00:20:26,682 --> 00:20:29,384
You're calling mehomophobic?
485
00:20:29,384 --> 00:20:32,554
Because I will gladly [bleep]any man here.
486
00:20:32,554 --> 00:20:36,992
We celebrate St. Patrick's Dayfor four simple reasons.
487
00:20:36,992 --> 00:20:39,094
I. Love. To. [Bleep]
488
00:20:39,094 --> 00:20:42,998
Wow, St. Patrick, wow.You're a real jerk.
489
00:20:42,998 --> 00:20:46,001
Yeah, what a creep.Come on girls, let's go.
490
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:47,703
To hell with himand to hell with this
491
00:20:47,703 --> 00:20:50,005
Tegridy WeedSt. Patrick's Day Special.
492
00:20:50,873 --> 00:20:52,975
Aw-- Aww!
493
00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:55,411
Where is everybody going?
494
00:20:55,411 --> 00:20:58,647
This party [bleep] sucks!
495
00:20:58,647 --> 00:21:01,617
Doesn't anybody want a pinch?
496
00:21:11,093 --> 00:21:13,462
Tom: The party is over...
497
00:21:13,462 --> 00:21:15,497
A new day has come...
498
00:21:15,497 --> 00:21:19,568
And now...St. Patrick's Day,the only holiday left
499
00:21:19,568 --> 00:21:22,004
where white peoplecould celebrate a culture...
500
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:23,972
has been cancelled.
501
00:21:23,972 --> 00:21:25,607
And as for the mysterious,
502
00:21:25,607 --> 00:21:29,078
sexually charged being whogroped and assaulted so many.
503
00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:33,148
He...is doing five yearscommunity service.
504
00:21:35,651 --> 00:21:37,586
Once again...I shoulda never listened
505
00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:40,722
to what they told me in church.
506
00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:55,207
{\an7}♪
507
00:21:55,207 --> 00:22:04,735
{\an7}♪
508
00:22:04,735 --> 00:22:14,570
{\an7}♪
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