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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Yes, sir -- If you're looking
to move out of the city,
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I think your family
would love South Park.
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You can get four times
the house here
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that you can get in the city.
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A cortado?
Is that like a coffee?
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Yeah, we --
we have a coffee shop here. Yes.
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We're up in the mountains
about an hour from Denver...
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Do you think you could drive out
from the city this weekend
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and I could show you
some properties?
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Oh, you have a Tesla?
Oh, how nice.
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South Park -- yeah, it's
a charming country village.
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If you're able
to work from home,
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I think you'll really love it
out here...
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LaCroix?
The sparkling Mineral Water?
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Yes, I do believe we have that
in our stores here...
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We're seeing a massive influx
of city people
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moving out here to the country.
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And the truth is we just don't
have enough real estate agents
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to keep up with all the demand.
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Well, I don't have
much experience,
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but I thought
I'd give real estate a try.
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Mrs. Cartman,
being a real estate agent
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takes a lot of intellect
and a lot of raw talent.
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You have to get
your picture taken.
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Get people to like the picture
and go,
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"Oh, I'd like to hang out
with that person."
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And then act like
you like those people
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when you show them houses.
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Well, I do believe I'm good with
people, and the truth is...
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I need to do this for my son.
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Our...rent is going up
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because of all the new people
moving into town --
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and I don't think
I can afford it anymore.
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Well, then, I'm going to give
you a shot, Mrs. Cartman.
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For your little boy.
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God dammit...
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Oh, you piece of shit!
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Hello, sweetie!
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Mom! Where the hell
have you been?!
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I've been home from school
for like 45 minutes!
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I'm sorry, honey,
mommy had some errands.
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I didn't have anything to eat
except Nutella.
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I was about to call
Child Services!
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Honey...
Mommy has some big news.
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What.
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I...got a job, Eric.
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I'm your job.
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Oh, honey --
It's going to be good.
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Mommy is just going
to be working a few days a week
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and you can be a big boy
and take care of yourself.
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No.
Eric, this has to happen.
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We can't afford
to live in this house
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unless I make more money,
and this job pays really well.
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Wha-- What job
could you possibly have?
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You don't know how
to do anything.
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I'm a real estate agent.
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A what?
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Hey, Butters,
I need your help.
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Well -- Well, sure, Eric!
What's goin' on?!
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Butters,
I have some shocking news...
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My mom got a job.
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Oh... Oh, and you're worried
that maybe now
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your mom won't always be there
to take care of you?
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What? No.
My mom got a job.
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My mom is dumb as shit
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and somebody is paying her
to do something.
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Have you ever heard of
a real estate agent, Butters?
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Well, not really.
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Yeah, well, neither had I.
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So I looked it up on a bunch
of those shows and stuff.
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You don't do anything.
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You just look nice
and hug people
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and then when someone buys
or sells a house, you make
money.
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Wow! Well, that sounds like
a good deal!
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It's more than a good deal,
Butters,
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it's fucking legal theft.
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If my mom can be
a real estate agent,
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then literally
anyone in the world can.
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We've got
all these people moving
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from the cities into our town,
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I can probably be a millionaire
in just a few days time.
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Wow wee!
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Now, whatever you do,
don't tell anybody.
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If anyone else finds out
about this,
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they'll all want to be
real estate agents, too.
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You've always been great
at taking pictures, Butters.
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I won't forget this
when I'm rich.
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Gosh, thanks, Eric!
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Okay, Liane...
You've got this.
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You can do this.
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Bottled water. Bottled water.
Bottled water.
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Hello there! I believe I spoke
with you on the phone?
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I'm Liane Cartman
with South Park Realtors!
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Uh-huh... Uh-huh...
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Well, this is the house
I was telling you about.
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It just came on the market.
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It's a 2,300 square foot
mid colonial home.
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Detached garage.
Pilates?
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Excuse me?
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Pilates.
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Is there a gym
my wife can do Pilates?
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Oh, you're about five minutes
from the local gym.
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Pilates. Bottled Water?
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Oh! Um, you have such
a lovely family!
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It must have been a big drive
from the city?
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Tesla. We have a Tesla.
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Wi-Fi! Wi-Fi!
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Is there Wi-Fi?
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No Wi-Fi. Bottled water.
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Well, come on in,
let me show you around!
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Okay, this is a three bedroom
house with bathrooms.
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Front yard and back yard.
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Eric...
what are you doing?
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Oh, I just got some clients here
looking to relocate.
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These people are from the city.
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Uh, cortado.
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Bottled water.
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Wi-Fi. Pilates.
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Uh, excuse me one moment.
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Eric!
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What are you up to?
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I got a job
as a real estate agent, mom.
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You are not
a real estate agent --
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Neither are you --
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Now just march
right back home
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and I will see you
when I am done with work!
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Mom,
real estate is an open market.
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You're not the only one
who gets to take advantage
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of all the city people.
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Cortado?
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Cortado!
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Oh, bottled water?
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Wi-Fi!
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Metal bottled water!
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Eric,
this house is being represented
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by South Park Realtors.
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You don't get to just walk in
and show it!
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Oh! Ok! That's fine!
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I have tons of friends
in South Park!
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I'll get my own listings!
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Mayor: People...
this is the most exciting time
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in the history of South Park...
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As you know, there are people
from all over the country
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leaving the cities and coming
to small, rural towns like ours.
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It's truly incredible
for all of us.
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With this new surge of people
from urban areas,
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we're seeing more town money
from sales taxes,
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more profit
in our local businesses --
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My bakery has seen
a 20% increase in sales.
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Oh, I just love
all these city people moving in!
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That's right. It's great to have
chitty people.
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These chitty people come
with their fancy
chitty
clothes
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and their big chitty cars.
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You know,
and these chitty people
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have a chitty way
of doing things
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that will expose us all
to their
chitty
ideas.
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Yeah, and they've got city money
and city lifestyles!
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Chitty money,
chitty lifestyles.
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And they'll move here
and bring their
chitty
families.
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And their cultured, chitty kids
will hang out with our kids
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and expose them
to their chitty ways.
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I've always dreamed
of South Park
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becoming more than a little
hick town.
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And these city people
bring with them...a new hope.
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Here's to the future,
everyone!
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All: The future!
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Okay, so this is a three bedroom
two and a half bath --
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Come on in, everybody!
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Wi-Fi?
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- Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha?
- LaCroix.
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You got about 2,300 square feet
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and there is
a finished basement.
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Oat milk. Oat milk.
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Detached garage --
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stairs head up to the master,
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which is an en suite,
if I remember correctly.
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Let's get on back
to the kitchen...
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Cortado?
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You've got a nice, big kitchen,
pretty, new appliances.
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Door in the back
gets you out to the garage.
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Excuse me,
what are you doing?
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Just showing them your house.
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Come on, let's check out
the second floor --
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Our house isn't for sale!
Hey!
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Nice, big bathroom
for the two rooms up here.
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Tweek's grandma
is staying in one of the rooms,
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which serves as an office space
when she's not here.
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And then we are back down
to the spacious living room!
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Will you please
get out of our house.
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Yeah,
we're just about done.
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Well,
what do you guys think?
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MacBook, Tesla.
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I'm sorry, I didn't get that...
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My son left his MacBook
in the Tesla.
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Oh, sure,
well, let's head on out now.
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We can take a look
at Jimmy's house.
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It doesn't have
such sucky furniture.
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Let me talk to these guys
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and see if we can come up
with a number.
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I think I can get you
4 million for this place.
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$4 million? Really?
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I'll be in touch.
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Told you
our furniture sucked!
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Hey -- Hey, John,
I got some bad news --
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We just lost another client
to South Park Realty Group.
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What?!
We're losing people like crazy.
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These guys are ruthless.
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Who is this
South Park Realty Group?
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Has anyone heard of them!?
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It appears to be
mostly one agent.
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A-A pretty young guy --
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Can't have been in the business
that long --
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Oh, my God...
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That's a pretty
damn good picture.
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How'd he get
that kind of depth of field?
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I don't know he's gotta be using
some kind of soft filter --
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nothing I've ever seen.
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Alright, everyone!
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Looks like we've got
some competition!
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If anyone thinks they can take
our clients,
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they've got another thing
coming.
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Everyone get up.
We're gonna retake our pictures!
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All: Awww!
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No, no, no,
we're getting our butts kicked,
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and we need to show this kid
what we can do!
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Come on, Chris!
You gotta look really welcoming!
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Ugh. I'm trying--
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Come on,
arch your back more!
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I'm, ugh,
arched as far as I can...
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Come on, Chris,
you wanna lose another sale?!
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Arch your back more!!
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I-I got it --
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That's good, we got it --
Get in here, Carol!
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Got it! Ok, next!
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Hey, guys, it's Eric
from South Park Realty Group.
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Are you dreaming of moving out
of the city
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and into
the beautiful countryside?
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I want you to check out
Clyde's house.
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This is a 2,300 square foot
mid colonial home --
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detached garage -- now listing
for just $3.5 million.
250
00:09:55,550 --> 00:09:55,850
Let's check it out.
251
00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,270
This house is so spacious.
252
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,940
I think my cameraman Butters
can attest to this.
253
00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:05,810
Isn't this nice, Butters?
254
00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:06,480
Butters:
Yeah, it's real roomy!
255
00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,070
Just look at these amenities.
256
00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:17,490
These giant, glass double doors
lead to the unfinished backyard.
257
00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:19,540
Plenty of room here for a pool
or a horse stable.
258
00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:21,040
This is just one of the amazing
properties we have
259
00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:21,870
at South Park Realty Group.
260
00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,910
We've got other great listings,
like --
261
00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:28,540
And my personal favorite,
Kyle's house.
262
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:29,710
Get out of that sewage drain
you call a city
263
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:33,010
and start living the country
life you've always wanted.
264
00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:34,090
South Park Realty Group.
265
00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:37,970
Get out of the city
and into beautiful South Park.
266
00:10:54,490 --> 00:10:57,410
Uh, Liane,
you got a call, line 2.
267
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,870
Sounds like a broker
interested in 4600 Highgate.
268
00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:01,540
Ooh! Okay.
269
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,960
Hi! This is Liane
with South Park Realtors.
270
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:05,620
How's it going?
This is Eric Cartman
271
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,040
with South Park Realty Group.
272
00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:08,960
Eric, stop it.
273
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,960
Well, I'm standing here
with some clients
274
00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:12,630
who want to make a deal
on this Highgate place.
275
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,260
They wanna offer $175,000.
276
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,260
You are going to get me fired,
Eric.
277
00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:20,550
And then we are going to lose
our home.
278
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,430
$175,000 is a great number --
$25,000 below asking,
279
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,140
but you know
you're never gonna get $200,000.
280
00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:26,020
Don't worry, these deals
are always like this.
281
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,190
I am doing this job for us!
282
00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:31,190
So we can have a roof
over our heads!
283
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,280
The HVAC all needs to be redone
and you know it.
284
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,610
I am not talking about this
anymore!
285
00:11:35,610 --> 00:11:38,610
Okay, that's fine mom, why don't
you go to fucking hell?!
286
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,620
It always gets like this
with agents.
287
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,910
Don't worry,
she'll call back, watch.
288
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,790
South Park Realty Group,
this is Eric.
289
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,500
You are in so much trouble,
young man.
290
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,840
Okay, okay...
291
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,300
$180,000, but that's as high
as I can do.
292
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,130
We got it.
293
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,850
It just isn't fair...
294
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,640
We retook all our pictures,
295
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,310
and what does
South Park Really Group do?
296
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,390
They go and make a video.
297
00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:10,650
And just like that,
they take all our customers.
298
00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:13,820
I think maybe real estate
just isn't the same anymore.
299
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:17,280
Maybe we gotta start making
fancy videos to keep up.
300
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:21,820
Excuse me, there's all these
City People moving into town --
301
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:24,620
and I think I'd like to sell
my property.
302
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,290
- R-Really?
- That's great!
303
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,580
- Hey, hey, sir --
- We can sell your house!
304
00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:32,500
Move! Move! Get! Get!
305
00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:33,630
That's a very smart idea!
306
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:35,670
It's definitely
a sellers' market right now!
307
00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:37,760
It's good you came
to South Park Realtors.
308
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,220
What kind of house is it?
309
00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,850
Once in a lifetime,
a property comes up for sale
310
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:54,150
that is so unique,
it defies words.
311
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,480
We know that good houses
312
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,110
are getting hard to come by
in South Park...
313
00:12:58,190 --> 00:12:59,820
and that's why we are so excited
314
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:02,570
to bring you this exceptional
new property.
315
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,420
This is the historic
Aspen Park Hot Dog.
316
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,970
200 square feet of pure luxury.
317
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,050
Let's check it out.
318
00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:32,230
You want to move out of the city
319
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:33,310
and enjoy the laid back
country life?
320
00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:36,570
It's all here.
321
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,570
Find out more about
this dream home today
322
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:41,700
at South Park Realtors.
323
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:49,370
Man: LaCroix? LaCroix?
324
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,210
- Wi-Fi?
- LaCroix?
325
00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:54,120
Huh...
Sounds like
chitty
people.
326
00:13:57,380 --> 00:14:00,800
Oh, no, there's way too many
chitty
people!
327
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,380
Go on! Go, go, shoo!
328
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,800
Too many of you chitty people!
Go on!
329
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,140
Go on, shoo, chitty people!
330
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,450
People...
We have a giant problem.
331
00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:30,450
There are now so many
city people
332
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:31,750
looking for houses
in South Park...
333
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:35,870
that it could destroy
our rebounding economy.
334
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,920
Uh... How so?
335
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,460
I thought city people
were good for our economy.
336
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:43,130
They are,
but Mr. Kim has a theory,
337
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:46,050
and I think you all better
listen to him.
338
00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:47,970
Mr. Kim.
339
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,640
What's the one thing
chitty
people hate most?
340
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:55,810
Other chitty people.
341
00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:58,480
Chitty people wanna get out
of the city.
342
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,480
If too many come here...
343
00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:04,240
South Park becomes chitty
344
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,990
and then all the chitty people
gonna leave.
345
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:11,160
We can't let that happen.
346
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,040
Not when things are finally
starting to turn around!
347
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,670
So then we have to find a way
to stop this.
348
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,460
It's the damn
real estate agents!
349
00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:22,300
They're the ones
who are going overboard.
350
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,010
They only care about
their commissions!
351
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:27,380
Yes, we have to tell
the realtors to cool their jets!
352
00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:31,180
Realtors don't care
about anything but money.
353
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:35,560
We have to show them who's
really in charge of this town...
354
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:40,360
Jimbo -- go to your gun store
and get the necessary supplies.
355
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,780
I'm declaring open season...
356
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:45,360
on real estate agents.
357
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,120
Cortado?
358
00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:57,960
Cortado.
Oat milk?
359
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,920
Bottled Water...
Metal Bottle Water.
360
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,840
LaCroix?
361
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,840
LaCroix!
362
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,710
Metal bottle water?
Edamame. Edamame.
363
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,840
Cartman:
Welcome, Home Buyers!
364
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,220
I'm Eric
with South Park Realty Group.
365
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:15,220
We hope you're enjoying
the provided food and beverages.
366
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,390
LaCroix!
367
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:19,400
Yes, that's right!
368
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,560
You know,
here at South Park Realty Group,
369
00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:23,360
we've had
some amazing listings --
370
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,570
Craig's house,
Jimmy's house --
371
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,360
but I think you'll all agree
that what we have for you today
372
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,410
is a whole nother level.
373
00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:31,740
I present to you...
374
00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:32,240
Tolkien's house!
375
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,370
- Baw?
- Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha -- Wha?
376
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,080
These owners have just moved out
to a farm,
377
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,750
and we're listing this house
at just under $50 million.
378
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,920
Yes! Go on in!
379
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,550
Check it out!
Make me an offer!
380
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:54,140
- Pilates?
- Pilates?
381
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:58,430
You are in big trouble,
young man!
382
00:16:58,430 --> 00:16:59,480
This is my listing, mom!
383
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,850
I have had it with you!
384
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:04,610
Come here right now!
385
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,610
This is my listing, mom!
386
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:04,940
Eric!
387
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,630
What the hell?
Over here...
388
00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:27,710
What happened here?
389
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:32,430
They're too smart for us.
South Park Realty Group.
390
00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:33,970
We tried to keep up --
391
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,470
took our pictures again --
ahghg!
392
00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,310
My spine is broken.
393
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:41,310
Well, it serves you right for
what you're doing to our town!
394
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,560
You're driving
all the city people away!
395
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:47,190
Not us...
South Park Realty Group...
396
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,940
they upset the natural balance.
397
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:51,820
Real estate agents
don't really do anything.
398
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,450
If they start doing stuff,
399
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:55,950
then the whole housing market
goes crazy.
400
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,660
Where is South Park Realty Group
located?!
401
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,500
They're showing a house...
402
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,250
The Tolkien house...
403
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:05,580
You have to stop them.
404
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:10,010
Ahg! Help!
405
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:12,010
Somebody call
Child Protective Services!
406
00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:14,180
Eric, you're only making it
worse!
407
00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:24,100
I am not doing
a co-brokering deal, mom,
408
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,190
it's not gonna happen.
409
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:27,940
This isn't about that, Eric,
and you know it!
410
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,530
You're upset.
411
00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:31,530
You're upset because you don't
want your mom to have a job!
412
00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,110
That isn't true.
413
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,780
It is true!
You're scared and you're jealous
414
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:39,740
that a job will take
my attention away from you!
415
00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:42,040
You just want to offer
the sellers a lower commission
416
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,250
to list this house and it's not
going to work, mom!
417
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,500
It's ok to be scared, Eric.
418
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,130
I know that I'm the only family
you have,
419
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:53,260
but you're making everything
worse for us!
420
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:56,890
I see one!
421
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,050
There's a real estate agent
right there!
422
00:18:58,050 --> 00:19:03,230
There's a big one
and a little, fat one!
423
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,070
Eric, you need to stop this
right now.
424
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,490
When I close this deal, mom,
425
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,490
I'm gonna be the richest kid
in town!
426
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:25,080
It's doesn't work that way,
Eric!
427
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,170
You aren't going to make
any money --
428
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,250
you're just driving up
the market
429
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,090
and none of your deals
will make it through escrow!
430
00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:33,920
Well, we'll just see in 30 days,
won't we?!
431
00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:35,260
Except for some of my deals,
432
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,180
which have a 45 day
contingency period!
433
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,760
Fine, Eric.
434
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,140
Will you stop all this
if I quit my job?!
435
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,770
And you won't get
any other job?
436
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:48,940
No.
437
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,060
And your only job will be me?
438
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:52,860
And you'll be home
when I get back from school
439
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:55,030
and have my mid afternoon meal
all ready on the table?
440
00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:57,030
Yes, Eric...
441
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,860
Yes..
442
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,460
Hold yer fire!
443
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:18,510
Come on out,
ya damn real estate agents!
444
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:23,810
Don't shoot!
I am not a real estate agent!
445
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,940
I am quitting as of right now.
446
00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:31,980
And South Park Realty Group
is no more.
447
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,570
We did it...
We fucking did it!
448
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:52,170
Head Realtor: Real Estate
is a delicate balance.
449
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:55,300
It has to be left
to the professionals.
450
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:59,420
There's a great migration
happening all over America.
451
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,010
And if we do it right...
452
00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:06,890
Everyone ends up in a home...
that they can afford.
453
00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:20,490
I think it's cool
we live in a hot dog.
454
00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:26,030
We have everything
we need here.
455
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,200
We've got running water,
a couch to sleep on.
456
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,410
And most important,
we have each other.
457
00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:44,890
Weak...
I live in a hot dog.
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