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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,920 The defendant will stand. 2 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:15,920 Trevor Bingley, on all 14 counts of dangerous driving… 3 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,440 The destruction of priceless artwork… 4 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,720 Criminal damage… 5 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:27,360 and arson… 6 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,560 You have been found guilty. 7 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,080 Yes! 8 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,040 Do you have anything to say before you're taken down? 9 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,160 I'm just really, really sorry. 10 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:53,920 You see… there was this bee 11 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:10,440 Darling, the car's going to be here any second. 12 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,400 Darling, did you hear me? 13 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,680 I can't find my espadrilles. The ones we got in Aruba with the little, uh, 14 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,240 the scuba divers on the fronts. 15 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,560 Forget the espadrilles, where's Orlando? 16 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,080 Orlando isn't coming. They're sending someone else. 17 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:27,840 What? 18 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:33,920 Shoo. 19 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,320 Hello? 20 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,480 Shoo. 21 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,800 Good. Go away. 22 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,520 Hello? 23 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,680 Oh, hello. 24 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,440 I'm Trevor. From, uh, from Housesitters Deluxe. 25 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,360 I'm house-sitting for you this week. 26 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,360 Oh. 27 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,520 Okay… 28 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,600 Gosh. 29 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:22,680 Good morning, Mrs… Kolstad-Burgenbottom. 30 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,520 Bergenbatten. Kolstad-Bergenbatten. 31 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,520 Kolstad-Bergenbatten, sorry. 32 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:28,440 Thank you. 33 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:34,720 On behalf of… er, House-sitters Deluxe, 34 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,080 may I apologize for the last-minute change 35 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,840 in personnel and assure you that 36 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:44,720 all our staff are trained to the same BSI404 house-sitting… 37 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,680 Christian, the car's here! 38 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,400 …industry standards. 39 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:06,800 I found them, in a drawer with the flip-flops. 40 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,520 -Is this him? -Good morning, Sir. Pleased to meet you-- 41 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,480 Yeah, do you mind if we get on with this? 42 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,280 We're in a bit of a rush and I need to be quick. 43 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,400 Okay. 44 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,680 Everything you need to know is written in this manual. 45 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,320 Manual. Right. Good. 46 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,000 It's all very straightforward. 47 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,880 Special edition Miele, infra red beam to open. 48 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,360 Taps are gesture operated. Left for on. Up for hot. Down for cold. 49 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,240 Right for off. Oh, that's Cupcake. She's very friendly. 50 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,640 Oh gracious. 51 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,120 Yes, you are friendly, aren't you? 52 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,600 Sliding doors. Keys are in this drawer. 53 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,480 - Okay. - And all the blinds are remote controlled. 54 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,200 Oh, right, I'll… sorry, just a moment, And here-- 55 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,120 Down! 56 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,640 - Yes, hello? - Er… 57 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,240 You'll find all the remotes here. You need me to explain them? 58 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,120 Um… 59 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,160 Uh, no, that's fine. 60 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,160 - Okay, bye. - The dog has a severe nut allergy. 61 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,840 She mustn't eat anything that isn't her prescription dog food. 62 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,880 Or there is, uh, doggie doo-doo everywhere. 63 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,080 We keep the dog food in here. 64 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,200 Oh. 65 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,160 -So please keep the door closed. -Door closed. Right. 66 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,280 And the chip in her collar operates the dog flap in there. 67 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:11,520 Ah yes. 68 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,840 Because if she can't get out… 69 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:17,080 There's doggie doo-doo everywhere. It's a recurring theme, yeah. Hey! 70 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,200 Who doo-doos everywhere, eh? 71 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:23,200 Cupcake, come say bye to Mummy! Yeah? Good girl, good girl. Christian, bags! 72 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:24,920 Yeah, going now. 73 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,360 -Woah! Careful!. -Oh. 74 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,560 Oh, I'm so sorry. 75 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,840 I paid £80,000 for that. 76 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,920 It turned out to be a Kandinsky. 77 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,480 It's worth a lot of money. But not as much as this. 78 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,760 Golly. 79 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,960 You know what it is? 80 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,800 It's… an E-type Jaguar, isn't it? 81 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,880 The first E-type Jaguar ever made. 82 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,960 -Huh! Amazing. -What do you think she's worth? 83 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,160 Oh, must be… thousands. 84 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,160 Two million pounds. 85 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,600 O… kay. 86 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,720 -Hello? -Yeah, okay. 87 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:09,760 All the locks and the alarm are operated by two simple codes. 88 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,840 I used the names of famous naval battles to make it easy. 89 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,360 Uh, so to open, uh, it's the Battle of Frisverhelwilen. 90 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,200 1748. 91 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:20,520 -Yup. So, okay, there we go. -Okay. 92 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,360 Okay. 93 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,480 And to arm the system, even easier, uh, it's the Battle of Bulhornbører. 94 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,440 1513. 95 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,480 Oh… right, yes. I think perhaps I should uh-- 96 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,800 Oh no, don't worry. It's all in the manual. 97 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,600 Oh, the manual. Yes, of course. 98 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,920 Yeah, if the panel locks down for any reason, 99 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,320 Nina did have them add a voice override. 100 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,800 Yes, but that only works with my voice, 101 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,560 and he won't need it anyway because it's all in the manual. 102 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,240 Right, yes. Okay. 103 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,040 The library is strictly out of bounds to the dog. 104 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,520 There's an illuminated manuscript in there that's worth millions. 105 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,440 Okay. 106 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,960 It's a no-go zone for Cupcake, as is our bedroom upstairs. 107 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,080 Uh, you are in the maid's room, far side down the corridor. 108 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,920 -Okay. -Uh… any questions? 109 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,200 -Uhm-- -Good. 110 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,800 You have done this work before, haven't you? 111 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:12,080 Uh, no, actually. I'm new to the company. 112 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,640 You've never done house-sitting before? 113 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,160 No… not as such. 114 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,800 But please don't worry, I have a house too. 115 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:28,760 Well, I used to have a house. So all this is very familiar territory. 116 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,440 Hm. 117 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,960 Oh here, let me… I'll get that for you. 118 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,160 Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Let me… 119 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,680 - Honey, we have to go! - Oh dear, I'll just… 120 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,120 Orlando used to call us every day. 121 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:50,160 -If you wouldn't mind doing the same. -Absolutely. My pleasure. 122 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:55,280 -Have a good holiday, Mrs.… -Kolstad-Bergenbatten. 123 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,240 That's it. Bye! 124 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,120 Have a good time! 125 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,320 Please leave your message after the tone. 126 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:09,120 Hello, sweet pea, it's Dad here. I've got the most amazing news. 127 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,360 I managed to get a job. 128 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,720 Took me a little longer than I was hoping, to be honest. 129 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,320 But you know what this means… 130 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,520 It means that we can still go on holiday together. 131 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,640 Which is so great. 132 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,480 Just not tomorrow. 133 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,200 Shoo. Shoo. 134 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,120 Darling, I'll call you back. 135 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,240 Oh, my goodness. 136 00:08:45,919 --> 00:08:47,120 Oh, no! 137 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,920 Glue. 138 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,520 Glue, glue, glue, glue, glue, glue, glue, glue. 139 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,560 Manual. 140 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,360 The manual. 141 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:24,880 Come on. 142 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,200 Ha! 143 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,600 Good dog. 144 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,640 Oh. 145 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,480 Aha! 146 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,560 There. 147 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,520 Oh! 148 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,640 Right. 149 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,080 Oh, no. 150 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,520 Cupcake? 151 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,120 Hello? 152 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,920 Cupcake? 153 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,520 Ha! 154 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,920 Come on. 155 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,560 Give it to me. 156 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:00,880 Give it to me. Come on. 157 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,320 Drop it. 158 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,000 Drop it. 159 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,080 Please… 160 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,280 Oh! 161 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,200 Ah… thank you! 162 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,560 Stay. 163 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:34,520 Hi Maddy, it's Dad again. Do give me a call when you can. Okay, thanks, bye. 164 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:51,800 Ooh! 165 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,440 Er… right! 166 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:40,960 Buzz off. 167 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,120 Good. 168 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:07,120 Hm. 169 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,120 Hmm. 170 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,360 Hey… 171 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,560 Huh! 172 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,320 How… how did…? 173 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,000 Code. 174 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,560 Code… is in the manual. 175 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,840 Oh! 176 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,680 Aha! 177 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,120 Oh, my goodness. 178 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,760 Oh, my goodness. 179 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,440 Oh no! 180 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,680 The codes. The codes. 181 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,400 The codes. 182 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:44,800 The codes. It's all in the manual! 12272

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