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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,713 --> 00:00:47,714 "and then nose man takes the ax 2 00:00:47,716 --> 00:00:51,051 and chops his way into the city's inner sanctum." 3 00:00:51,053 --> 00:00:53,019 and then what? Then what? 4 00:00:54,356 --> 00:00:55,855 Ah. here it is. 5 00:00:55,857 --> 00:00:57,357 Nose man says, 6 00:00:57,359 --> 00:00:58,858 "this place is malodorous, 7 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:01,027 chock full of malignancies." 8 00:01:01,029 --> 00:01:04,030 gads. this comic's a real page turner. 9 00:01:04,032 --> 00:01:06,833 It's slopping over with gripping suspense. 10 00:01:06,835 --> 00:01:08,835 Let's see now. Let's see. 11 00:01:08,837 --> 00:01:10,370 Uh, uh, nosey says, 12 00:01:10,372 --> 00:01:13,373 "do my nostrils detect the overpowering stench 13 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:15,375 of a prehistoric monster?" 14 00:01:15,377 --> 00:01:17,210 he turns around and... 15 00:01:18,713 --> 00:01:20,246 shmodzilla! 16 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:22,248 "story continued in hideous tales 17 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,384 issue number 177." 18 00:01:24,386 --> 00:01:25,852 gee. that's nice. 19 00:01:25,854 --> 00:01:29,355 Story continued in hideous tales 177? 20 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,991 Where is it? Where is it? 21 00:01:32,894 --> 00:01:35,261 It's a veritable collector's item. 22 00:01:50,779 --> 00:01:52,712 You're on in five seconds. 23 00:01:52,714 --> 00:01:55,081 What... who... where... wha... huh? 24 00:02:13,969 --> 00:02:16,369 Gee. tough audience. 25 00:02:20,041 --> 00:02:21,374 Ahh... 26 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:28,715 me me me me me me me 27 00:02:28,717 --> 00:02:31,718 do re me fa so la ti do 28 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,052 hmm. 29 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:35,522 Sha-boo ba do do do 30 00:02:35,524 --> 00:02:37,357 ba-doopa do do do 31 00:02:37,359 --> 00:02:39,359 sha-doodlety boo boo doo ba 32 00:02:39,361 --> 00:02:41,694 ba-boopa bopa choo boo 33 00:02:41,696 --> 00:02:44,531 say, this stuff works great. 34 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:50,436 Take it, ghoulie. 35 00:02:59,047 --> 00:03:01,381 They're drenched in blood 36 00:03:01,383 --> 00:03:03,383 or caked with mud 37 00:03:03,385 --> 00:03:04,918 you yell and scream 38 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:07,287 when one of them arrives 39 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:12,091 there is no denyin' 40 00:03:12,093 --> 00:03:16,229 monsters lead such interesting lives 41 00:03:16,231 --> 00:03:18,198 they live in ooze 42 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,567 they've paid their dues 43 00:03:20,569 --> 00:03:25,305 no brothers, sisters, moms or dads or wives 44 00:03:25,307 --> 00:03:28,875 honest, i'm not lyin' 45 00:03:28,877 --> 00:03:33,313 monsters lead such interesting lives 46 00:03:33,315 --> 00:03:36,482 when you see them comin' down the street 47 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:38,518 ya better not have 48 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,020 weights tied to your feet 49 00:03:41,022 --> 00:03:43,756 they'll steal your heart 50 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:48,094 tear you apart limb from limb 51 00:03:48,096 --> 00:03:49,696 on a whim 52 00:03:49,698 --> 00:03:51,864 they'll suck your brains 53 00:03:51,866 --> 00:03:54,200 and eat your remains 54 00:03:54,202 --> 00:03:55,368 they'll slice you up 55 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:58,905 with little forks and knives 56 00:03:58,907 --> 00:04:00,707 they're never merry 57 00:04:00,709 --> 00:04:02,976 they're all so scary 58 00:04:02,978 --> 00:04:07,447 monsters lead such interesting lives 59 00:04:07,449 --> 00:04:10,116 they're independent fellas 60 00:04:10,118 --> 00:04:14,754 they don't live 9:00 to 5:00s 61 00:04:14,756 --> 00:04:20,793 monsters lead such interesting lives 62 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:32,872 thank you. Thank you. 63 00:04:34,042 --> 00:04:36,876 So, are you folks enjoying yourselves? 64 00:04:39,848 --> 00:04:41,848 Hiya, frankie. How's the missus? 65 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:47,854 Look, it's mummy dearest. 66 00:04:47,856 --> 00:04:50,657 Still all wrapped up in yourself, i see. 67 00:04:50,659 --> 00:04:52,125 Ho ho ho ho. 68 00:04:53,028 --> 00:04:54,427 And... whoa! 69 00:04:54,429 --> 00:04:57,697 It appears we have a celebrity in our midst, 70 00:04:57,699 --> 00:05:00,199 that 22-ton terror of tokyo town, 71 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:02,035 that towering colossus 72 00:05:02,037 --> 00:05:03,870 of scaly reptilian bulk. 73 00:05:03,872 --> 00:05:05,872 Of course i'm talking about... 74 00:05:05,874 --> 00:05:07,907 Throw a spot on him. 75 00:05:07,909 --> 00:05:09,609 Shmodzilla! 76 00:05:12,714 --> 00:05:14,213 So, shmod, baby, 77 00:05:14,215 --> 00:05:16,883 leveled any major cities lately? 78 00:05:19,154 --> 00:05:20,687 You know, folks, 79 00:05:20,689 --> 00:05:23,022 shmodzilla's just like any unemployed actor 80 00:05:23,024 --> 00:05:25,858 except that when he pounds the pavement, 81 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:28,861 it registers a 10 on the richter scale. 82 00:05:34,169 --> 00:05:36,369 Aw, what's the matter, 83 00:05:36,371 --> 00:05:37,870 the public not buying 84 00:05:37,872 --> 00:05:40,273 those cheap special effects anymore? 85 00:05:43,912 --> 00:05:45,044 Woo! ha! 86 00:05:45,046 --> 00:05:46,379 Woo! ha! 87 00:05:46,381 --> 00:05:47,714 Woo! ow! 88 00:05:47,716 --> 00:05:49,215 Ow! aah ooh! 89 00:05:49,217 --> 00:05:50,550 Woo! eee! 90 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:52,685 Whew! 91 00:05:52,687 --> 00:05:53,853 A dream. 92 00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:55,855 It was all a dream. 93 00:05:57,359 --> 00:05:58,858 Heh heh heh. 94 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:00,026 Shmodzilla. 95 00:06:00,028 --> 00:06:02,862 You was expecting maybe calvin coolidge? 96 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:04,864 Dooba dooba dooba da da 97 00:07:14,035 --> 00:07:15,234 eh eh eh eh 98 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:18,504 eh eh eh-eh eh eh eh eh-eh 99 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:19,872 right this way, folks. 100 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:21,374 Right this way. 101 00:07:21,376 --> 00:07:23,509 It's a bargain at any price. 102 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:26,045 Get yourself a brand new delorean. 103 00:07:26,047 --> 00:07:29,048 No household should be without one. 104 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:33,619 Just $60,000 in 3 easy weekly installments. 105 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:37,023 These little babies are selling like hot cakes. 106 00:07:37,025 --> 00:07:40,359 Plus there's a free six-pack of ice-cold billy beer 107 00:07:40,361 --> 00:07:42,528 with each and every purchase. 108 00:07:44,299 --> 00:07:45,431 They're sturdy. 109 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:46,632 They're dependable. 110 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,034 They're factory fresh. 111 00:07:48,036 --> 00:07:49,535 They're... they're... 112 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:51,204 Hmm... slightly used. 113 00:07:51,206 --> 00:07:52,371 They're... 114 00:08:18,366 --> 00:08:21,367 So strong it can suspend this cow 115 00:08:21,369 --> 00:08:23,035 from an iron girder. 116 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,373 And so easy to use. 117 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:30,376 Just place between the thumb and forefinger, 118 00:08:30,378 --> 00:08:32,211 gently squeeze, and... 119 00:08:32,213 --> 00:08:33,713 And, uh, it... it... 120 00:08:33,715 --> 00:08:37,216 It... it really sticks, uh, like that there. 121 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,207 I represent excelsior appliances and appurtenances 122 00:09:01,209 --> 00:09:04,043 with a complete line of household appurt-appurt... 123 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:07,046 Is the lady of the house in? 124 00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:08,748 No! 125 00:09:24,699 --> 00:09:26,198 Here you are, folks. 126 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,701 Step right up. Step right up. 127 00:09:28,703 --> 00:09:31,704 My company has authorized me to offer, 128 00:09:31,706 --> 00:09:33,205 at slashed prices, 129 00:09:33,207 --> 00:09:36,108 this complete line of laugh provokers. 130 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:38,878 The little gem flower squirter. 131 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,080 Now, don't crowd. Don't crowd. 132 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:45,384 Well, isn't anybody going to crowd? 133 00:09:45,386 --> 00:09:46,886 Anybody? 134 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,856 How about a joe miller joke book? 135 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,859 Uh... laughs galore. 136 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,361 Ajax rib tickler, ma'am. 137 00:09:55,363 --> 00:09:57,363 Amuse your boyfriend. 138 00:09:57,365 --> 00:10:01,033 It's used... like it... it's nice. 139 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:02,201 Special price 140 00:10:02,203 --> 00:10:04,704 on chicken inspector badge, sir. 141 00:10:04,706 --> 00:10:07,873 It's... it's only 13 cents. 142 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,543 Amuse your friends 143 00:10:10,545 --> 00:10:13,212 with a 200-volt electric hand buzzer. 144 00:10:17,218 --> 00:10:18,884 It's shocking. 145 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,353 We interrupt this program 146 00:10:20,355 --> 00:10:22,188 for the latest news update 147 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:24,824 on the health of renown tycoon j.p. cubish. 148 00:10:24,826 --> 00:10:26,359 J.p. cubish the multimillionaire 149 00:10:26,361 --> 00:10:27,860 is in critical condition. 150 00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:29,362 The ailing buzz-saw baron, 151 00:10:29,364 --> 00:10:31,864 who hasn't laughed in 50 years, 152 00:10:31,866 --> 00:10:34,367 says he'd give a million dollars 153 00:10:34,369 --> 00:10:37,570 for one good laugh before he passes on. 154 00:10:37,572 --> 00:10:38,704 Suffering succotash. 155 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,539 What am i waiting for? 156 00:10:40,541 --> 00:10:44,210 I'll make that sad sack bust a seam laughing. 157 00:10:48,383 --> 00:10:49,715 Hmm. 158 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,884 Imposing-looking pile. 159 00:10:56,357 --> 00:10:58,357 Yes? 160 00:10:58,359 --> 00:11:00,192 Your troubles are over, jeeves. 161 00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:02,695 Lead me to your stricken master. 162 00:11:02,697 --> 00:11:03,863 Be gone! 163 00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:05,364 Can't go in, huh? 164 00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:06,532 Uh, no. 165 00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:08,367 Oh, well. No hard feelings. 166 00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:10,369 Shake. 167 00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:12,705 Ooh! aah! ohh! 168 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:15,875 Cigarette? 169 00:11:17,378 --> 00:11:19,045 Oh ha ha ho! 170 00:11:19,047 --> 00:11:20,546 Oh ha ha! 171 00:11:20,548 --> 00:11:22,048 You can see him! 172 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:23,549 You can see him! 173 00:11:23,551 --> 00:11:25,551 Oh ho! ha ha ha! 174 00:11:25,553 --> 00:11:27,019 Right this way. 175 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:29,355 Ho ho ho. 176 00:11:29,357 --> 00:11:31,857 And that's just a sample, ruggles, 177 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,694 of what i can do for your master. 178 00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:36,195 Through here, sir. 179 00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:38,464 Thank you, boy. 180 00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:46,539 Watch that first step, meadows. 181 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:48,040 It's a dilly. 182 00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:49,709 Singin' in the bathtub 183 00:11:49,711 --> 00:11:51,377 la da dee da da 184 00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,546 i was a bit dusty. 185 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,884 Zenith's little giant wall scaler. 186 00:13:01,549 --> 00:13:02,715 Pop! 187 00:13:02,717 --> 00:13:04,750 Gluggle gluggle gluggle gluggle. 188 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,020 Skoal. 189 00:13:08,022 --> 00:13:09,822 Skoal. 190 00:13:09,824 --> 00:13:12,691 Ooh argh! 191 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,297 Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 192 00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:19,899 Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 193 00:13:37,385 --> 00:13:38,551 Whoops. 194 00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:40,619 How are things in glacomora? 195 00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:42,955 Once and for all, i'm going to... 196 00:13:42,957 --> 00:13:45,357 Not so fast, my man godfrey. 197 00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:46,859 It becomes increasingly apparent 198 00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:50,296 that i'm not wanted around here. 199 00:13:50,298 --> 00:13:53,032 Are we to assume that there's anything significant 200 00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:54,533 in your attitude? 201 00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:56,869 That "a," a butler might not want 202 00:13:56,871 --> 00:13:59,638 his master to recover his good health? 203 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,874 That "b," said butler should endeavor 204 00:14:01,876 --> 00:14:03,709 to remove from the premises 205 00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:08,380 the only person capable of restoring said health to said master? 206 00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:10,049 Uh... no! no! 207 00:14:10,051 --> 00:14:12,852 Where were you the night of april 16th? 208 00:14:12,854 --> 00:14:14,520 I... i... 209 00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:16,021 a likely story. 210 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,857 I see it all now. 211 00:14:17,859 --> 00:14:19,558 You and the upstairs maid. 212 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,561 Do the old boy in, you said. 213 00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:24,363 Elderberry wine and old lace. 214 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:27,199 Then the quick getaway. Rio de janerio. 215 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,701 Tropical nights, romance, 216 00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,870 and a heavy bank account. 217 00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:32,037 No, no. 218 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,239 Yes, yes, 219 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:35,541 but you weren't smart enough, john. 220 00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:36,709 Alias johnny, 221 00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:39,378 alias jack, alias jackie. 222 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,546 Whew! 223 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:43,782 What's humphrey bogart got that i ain't got? 224 00:14:43,784 --> 00:14:44,884 But i... 225 00:14:44,886 --> 00:14:46,018 but you... 226 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,687 just to show you i'm not all copper, 227 00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:51,190 i'll give you a head start. 228 00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:52,691 Get going! hurry! 229 00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:54,426 They're on your trail! 230 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:55,728 Aah! 231 00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:58,864 Stay on the straight and narrow. 232 00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:00,366 Now to business. 233 00:15:00,368 --> 00:15:01,867 Lace your corset, j.p. 234 00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:04,270 here i come! 235 00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:12,378 Mm-hmm. mm-hmm. 236 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:14,113 Don't worry, gramps. 237 00:15:14,115 --> 00:15:16,048 We'll fix you right up. 238 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,354 Heh heh. 239 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,856 Heh heh heh. 240 00:15:23,858 --> 00:15:25,357 Heh heh heh! 241 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,859 Ha ha ha ha. 242 00:15:26,861 --> 00:15:30,095 Ha ha ha ha! 243 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,597 What's that for, bub? 244 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:33,532 I haven't even started yet. 245 00:15:33,534 --> 00:15:35,034 What's the matter? 246 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:36,535 You see anything green? 247 00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:38,370 Any flies on me? 248 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,872 Ha ha ha ha! 249 00:15:39,874 --> 00:15:41,540 Ha ha ha ha! 250 00:16:40,201 --> 00:16:43,569 And to my beloved mascot daffy duck, 251 00:16:43,571 --> 00:16:46,038 who has given me much solace 252 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,539 in my final days, 253 00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:50,376 i leave the bulk of my financial assets 254 00:16:50,378 --> 00:16:53,712 with the provision that daffy use the money 255 00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:55,714 to exemplify the highest spirit 256 00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:57,216 of american free enterprise 257 00:16:57,218 --> 00:17:01,620 and display honesty in all business affairs. 258 00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,225 Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 259 00:17:06,227 --> 00:17:07,626 Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 260 00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:09,228 Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 261 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,032 Hoo-hoo! Success at last. 262 00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:14,366 Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 263 00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:15,968 Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 264 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,339 I'm in the money 265 00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:22,141 i'm in the money 266 00:17:22,143 --> 00:17:25,377 i've got a lot of what it takes to get along 267 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,246 ah, upward mobility... 268 00:17:27,248 --> 00:17:28,714 the smell of it. 269 00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:30,549 Gads! that cubish... 270 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,651 What a rube. 271 00:17:32,653 --> 00:17:34,019 Honesty in business affairs 272 00:17:34,021 --> 00:17:36,321 honesty in business affairs 273 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,524 how corny can you get? 274 00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:41,527 I mean, he can't take it with him. 275 00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:45,664 Oh, no? 276 00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:49,034 Ha ha ha! 277 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:51,336 Cubish! 278 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,046 What? 279 00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:02,381 No! 280 00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:05,050 Cut it out, would you? 281 00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:08,353 Use the money for good in the world. 282 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,355 Yeah, use it for good. 283 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,357 Strange that you mentioned that. 284 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,859 My very intention. 285 00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:16,862 You took the words out of my mouth. 286 00:18:16,864 --> 00:18:20,199 You must provide a service to the community. 287 00:18:20,201 --> 00:18:22,201 Yep. uh-huh. sure, sure. 288 00:18:22,203 --> 00:18:23,535 Community service... 289 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,637 It's the american way. 290 00:18:26,474 --> 00:18:28,707 What a hypocrite. 291 00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:30,209 What a gyp. 292 00:18:30,211 --> 00:18:31,710 Community service, huh? 293 00:18:31,712 --> 00:18:33,745 I'll give him community service. 294 00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:36,248 I'll see to it that ingrate ghosts 295 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:39,251 are wiped from the face of the earth. 296 00:18:39,253 --> 00:18:42,221 I'll rid the world of disgusting ectoplasmic slime 297 00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:43,889 like j.p. cubish. 298 00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:49,561 Uh, nice ectoplasmic slime like j.p. cubish. 299 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:50,762 Whew! 300 00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:57,703 Quite artistic, if i do say so myself. 301 00:18:57,705 --> 00:18:59,705 Things are really looking up. 302 00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:00,973 Nice new office, 303 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:02,074 appropriate decor, 304 00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:03,275 and me... 305 00:19:03,277 --> 00:19:06,378 set to embark on a potentially lucrative 306 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,679 business endeavor. 307 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:11,717 Ahh... 308 00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:15,854 The supernatural's a wide-open field. 309 00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:18,357 There are any number of crackpots 310 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:20,859 who think they've seen a spook. 311 00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:22,928 It's supply and demand. 312 00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:24,429 They supply the ghosts, 313 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,431 and i demand the money, 314 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,768 all of which is safely ensconced herein. 315 00:19:32,106 --> 00:19:33,705 16 million... 316 00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:35,674 17 million... 317 00:19:37,211 --> 00:19:38,443 26... 318 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,444 27... 319 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,946 ok, it's all here. 320 00:19:40,948 --> 00:19:42,814 What's left of it anyway. 321 00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:45,984 Alls i need is underlings to boss around. 322 00:19:45,986 --> 00:19:48,787 After all, somebody's got to do the dirty work. 323 00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:51,790 Which reminds me, where is that stupid rabbit? 324 00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:54,860 He was supposed to be here an hour ago. 325 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,696 Thinks he's such a big star. 326 00:19:58,799 --> 00:19:59,932 Not again! 327 00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:01,099 Eeks! 328 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,204 What did i say? 329 00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:08,707 It was what i said about the rabbit, right? 330 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,643 I take it back. He's a swell rabbit. 331 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:14,880 He'll be a valued and trusted associate. 332 00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:17,316 All right, all right, 333 00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:19,484 i'll make him vice president. 334 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,520 Cubish! 335 00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:24,089 I'll get you yet. 336 00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:34,533 Well, uh, seeing is believing. 337 00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:36,868 "daffy duck, paranormalist." 338 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,370 that's right... paranormalist. 339 00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:41,039 We'll be a pair of paranormalists. 340 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:42,341 Get it? 341 00:20:42,343 --> 00:20:43,842 Perhaps you were wondering 342 00:20:43,844 --> 00:20:45,477 why i called you here. 343 00:20:45,479 --> 00:20:48,847 Well, actually i was just in the neighborhood... 344 00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:51,383 And you couldn't wait to support my crusade 345 00:20:51,385 --> 00:20:52,818 against the undead. 346 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,854 I tell ya, it's a crisis of epidemic proportions. 347 00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:57,356 All these vampires, zombies, 348 00:20:57,358 --> 00:20:59,858 and men from mars traipsing about. 349 00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,360 The streets aren't safe. 350 00:21:01,362 --> 00:21:04,296 Something's got to be done about it. 351 00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:06,765 Ok, ok, but why me? 352 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,267 It's your civic responsibility. 353 00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:10,769 The public will listen to you... 354 00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:14,072 A veritable paragon of wholesome family entertainment. 355 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:15,073 Yecchh! 356 00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:16,575 Gee, i don't know. 357 00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:19,444 This was supposed to be my vacation, and... 358 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,946 Vacation, did you say? 359 00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:23,515 We offer marvelous travel opportunities. 360 00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:25,117 Palm springs? 361 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,452 Well, close to it, anyway. 362 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,820 How's the bermuda triangle? 363 00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:31,089 We'll see what we can do. 364 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:33,091 Hmm, he looks cool-headed enough. 365 00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:35,093 Time to test his mettle 366 00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:37,929 under honest-to-goodness field conditions. 367 00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:40,532 I'll give him the treatment. 368 00:21:44,171 --> 00:21:47,139 Grrr! 369 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,408 Gasp? 370 00:21:57,718 --> 00:21:59,718 So is it a deal? 371 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,287 Sure. call if you need me. 372 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:09,027 And by the way, 373 00:22:09,029 --> 00:22:11,163 you never looked lovelier. 374 00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:12,197 Heh heh heh! 375 00:22:12,199 --> 00:22:14,032 I love these novelty accouterments. 376 00:22:14,034 --> 00:22:15,967 They're a riot at parties. 377 00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:19,871 But i wonder if that rabbit can cut the mustard. 378 00:22:19,873 --> 00:22:22,641 Perhaps he needs a little backup. 379 00:22:22,643 --> 00:22:25,744 Now for some creative recruitment tactics. 380 00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:33,352 Porky pig? well, you couldn't ask 381 00:22:33,354 --> 00:22:35,754 for a better pigeon than that. 382 00:22:35,756 --> 00:22:38,256 Then there are numerous fringe benefits, 383 00:22:38,258 --> 00:22:41,159 such as our generous employee insurance policies. 384 00:22:41,161 --> 00:22:44,029 Rest assured that if anything happens to you, 385 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,964 i'll be well taken care of. 386 00:22:45,966 --> 00:22:47,299 So, are you in? 387 00:22:47,301 --> 00:22:49,301 Oh, w-w-why, yes, mr. duck. 388 00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:52,304 I... i would, uh, dearly love to join forces 389 00:22:52,306 --> 00:22:53,805 with your brave band 390 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,774 of paran-n-n... of ghost exterminators. 391 00:22:55,776 --> 00:22:57,609 Do you have what it takes? 392 00:22:57,611 --> 00:22:59,511 Oh, yes, sir. 393 00:22:59,513 --> 00:23:02,013 I'll give him the acid test. 394 00:23:02,015 --> 00:23:03,382 Oh, one more thing... 395 00:23:03,384 --> 00:23:06,852 Anyone that works with me shouldn't get me riled. 396 00:23:06,854 --> 00:23:09,221 Oh, and w-w-why not? 397 00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:11,223 Because i'm a split personality. 398 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,724 That's why not. 399 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,726 I'm two people in one. 400 00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,228 A schiz... a schiz... 401 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:17,562 A schizophreniac. 402 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,565 When people are nice to me, i'm sweet, 403 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,033 gentle, and loving. 404 00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:25,370 Hello, baby. nice, fat little butterball. 405 00:23:25,372 --> 00:23:29,541 Oh, n-n-now stop! 406 00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:31,543 But when some wise guy 407 00:23:31,545 --> 00:23:33,044 starts pushing me around, 408 00:23:33,046 --> 00:23:34,212 look out! 409 00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:38,583 I turn into a hideous monster. 410 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,193 Grrr! 411 00:23:49,196 --> 00:23:51,163 Get the idea, buster? 412 00:23:51,165 --> 00:23:54,232 I d-d-do. i do. Indeed, i d-d-do, 413 00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:57,068 and i'll be nice and k-kind and gentle. 414 00:23:57,070 --> 00:23:58,837 Yaah! 415 00:24:08,549 --> 00:24:11,049 Hoo hoo hoo! 416 00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:12,217 Oh, brother! 417 00:24:12,219 --> 00:24:14,519 Have i got this chump going. 418 00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:16,021 What a knucklehead 419 00:24:16,023 --> 00:24:19,458 falling for that split-personality monster gag. 420 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:20,959 Well, th-th-that treacherous trickster. 421 00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:23,695 I'll show him who's a knucklehead. 422 00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:25,697 I'll give him a dose 423 00:24:25,699 --> 00:24:27,032 of his own m-m-m-medicine. 424 00:24:27,034 --> 00:24:30,402 I hope i look sc-sc-scary enough. 425 00:24:30,404 --> 00:24:34,372 Well, i think i'll go scare some more daylights 426 00:24:34,374 --> 00:24:36,541 out of the little butterball. 427 00:24:45,419 --> 00:24:46,384 Suffering catfish! 428 00:24:46,386 --> 00:24:49,387 I didn't realize i was that hideous. 429 00:24:49,389 --> 00:24:51,189 I'm not. 430 00:24:55,529 --> 00:24:57,195 Aah! 431 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:03,368 Gosh, what a scaredy cat. 432 00:25:03,370 --> 00:25:06,371 Anybody who'd be scared of a masquerade costume 433 00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:08,273 is a craven little coward. 434 00:25:08,275 --> 00:25:10,709 Aah! 435 00:25:10,711 --> 00:25:12,711 Take it easy, fat stuff. 436 00:25:12,713 --> 00:25:14,646 I was just testing you. 437 00:25:14,648 --> 00:25:17,682 Good news. You got the job. 438 00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:22,854 You passed with flying colors. 439 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:25,991 Y-y-you are too kind. 440 00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:32,864 Hello, eh, daffy duck, eh, b-b-bugs bunny, 441 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:35,867 and porky pig... P-paranormalists at large. 442 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,536 P-p-porky pig speaking. 443 00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:40,872 Uh, yes. wh-wh-why, yes, we do. 444 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,376 We'll send you our free brochure. 445 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:45,877 Daffy duck's the name. 446 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:48,380 The supernatural's my game. 447 00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:49,381 What's that? 448 00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:52,384 You say the loch ness monster is living 449 00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:53,852 in your jacuzzi? 450 00:25:53,854 --> 00:25:55,353 Well, call roto rooter. 451 00:25:55,355 --> 00:25:56,354 Crank call. 452 00:25:56,356 --> 00:25:59,357 All's i can say is never underestimate 453 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,593 the power of the media. 454 00:26:01,595 --> 00:26:04,029 The phone's been ringing off the hook 455 00:26:04,031 --> 00:26:06,531 since we started advertising on tv. 456 00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:08,533 How did he get in? 457 00:26:08,535 --> 00:26:11,536 How many times do i have to tell you 458 00:26:11,538 --> 00:26:13,538 no pets in the office. 459 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:16,041 Why don't you listen to me? 460 00:26:16,043 --> 00:26:17,409 I... ooh! 461 00:26:19,046 --> 00:26:20,278 Eeps! 462 00:26:24,117 --> 00:26:27,085 I've heard of deflation, but this is preposterous. 463 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,119 Cease! 464 00:26:28,121 --> 00:26:29,154 Desist! 465 00:26:29,156 --> 00:26:30,655 Wait! i get you. 466 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:34,025 I got to be nicer to my slave labor 467 00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:35,026 like chubby. 468 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,528 I thought so. 469 00:26:36,530 --> 00:26:39,331 I'll treat him with kid gloves. 470 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,332 Sorry, snuggles, 471 00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:42,834 i didn't mean to startle you. 472 00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:45,036 I may be in the chips, 473 00:26:45,038 --> 00:26:48,206 but i don't forget the little people. 474 00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:50,208 I'll give you two raises, 475 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:52,210 bonuses galore. I'll... oof! 476 00:26:52,212 --> 00:26:54,546 That's it. Get out of here. 477 00:26:54,548 --> 00:26:55,714 I ought to... 478 00:26:57,050 --> 00:27:00,018 What a sweet little fellow we are. 479 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:03,021 My, don't we look peaked... sort of wan. 480 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:05,724 How thoughtless of me to have left you 481 00:27:05,726 --> 00:27:08,226 cooped up in this stuffy office. 482 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:13,031 There, here's a nice spacious window ledge 483 00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:15,734 for you to stretch out on. 484 00:27:34,855 --> 00:27:36,354 P-p-p-p-pardon me, your eminence. 485 00:27:36,356 --> 00:27:39,357 Uh, i have some p-pap... p-pap... 486 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,860 some correspondence for you to sign. 487 00:27:41,862 --> 00:27:44,562 Quiet! our commercial's coming on. 488 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,733 Hello, folks. 489 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:50,735 I don't know about you, 490 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:53,738 but for me there's nothing more upsetting 491 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:56,374 than having a bunch of unwelcome ghouls 492 00:27:56,376 --> 00:27:57,842 clanking around the house. 493 00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,978 Did you ever have one of those mornings 494 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:02,981 when you wake up to a whole series 495 00:28:02,983 --> 00:28:04,743 of unexplainable phenomena? 496 00:28:11,658 --> 00:28:12,657 He... he... he... 497 00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:15,193 wh-wh-wh-what's up, doc? 498 00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:17,128 What... yaah! 499 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:19,164 What's going on around here? 500 00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:20,665 Where... yaah! 501 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:22,167 Where am i, anyway? 502 00:28:22,169 --> 00:28:23,368 Eek! 503 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,170 Aah! 504 00:28:25,172 --> 00:28:27,672 If you've ever had this problem... 505 00:28:27,674 --> 00:28:29,174 And who hasn't? 506 00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:32,677 Just call daffy duck, bugs bunny, and porky pig, 507 00:28:32,679 --> 00:28:34,913 paranormalists at large. 508 00:28:44,324 --> 00:28:45,857 Just call... 509 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,295 remember, that's the same as dialing... 510 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:54,666 a masterpiece! 511 00:28:54,668 --> 00:28:57,836 Even better the 47th time you see it. 512 00:28:57,838 --> 00:29:01,706 Too bad the rabbit had to overact so much. 513 00:29:27,534 --> 00:29:29,033 Heh heh heh! 514 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:31,736 Hoo hoo ha ha! 515 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:04,869 Just being a pussycat is a... 516 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:07,338 Is a constant hazard. 517 00:30:15,549 --> 00:30:20,185 Whew! they still haven't perfected flying. 518 00:30:20,187 --> 00:30:23,354 I tawt i taw a puddy tat. 519 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:32,530 I better hide, 520 00:30:32,532 --> 00:30:36,201 or that bad old puddy tat gonna get me. 521 00:30:48,381 --> 00:30:50,215 Heh heh heh! 522 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:55,854 No use hiding, bird. 523 00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:58,623 I know you're around here somewheres. 524 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:03,361 Ha ha ha ha! 525 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:06,664 You bad old puddy tat. 526 00:31:06,666 --> 00:31:08,366 Ooh ha ha ha ha! 527 00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:20,211 Ha ha ha ha! 528 00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:22,080 Ha ha ha ha! 529 00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:24,716 Ah ha ha ha! 530 00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:31,489 Open up! 531 00:31:31,491 --> 00:31:33,391 Open up, i say! 532 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:34,893 Open this door, 533 00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:37,061 or i'll knock it down. 534 00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:35,787 I'll jump! 535 00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:37,722 I've got a choice? 536 00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:38,890 Aah! 537 00:32:51,938 --> 00:32:53,438 Fly! fly faster! 538 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,605 Fly harder! 539 00:32:54,607 --> 00:32:55,606 Fly! 540 00:32:55,608 --> 00:32:57,108 Fly! 541 00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:16,160 He's a killer! 542 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:17,662 Help! save me! 543 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:19,163 Aah! aah! aah! 544 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,165 Save me! He's a killer! 545 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,367 Help! 546 00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:28,306 Ha! i got you! 547 00:33:30,043 --> 00:33:32,977 Just to make sure you don't get out 548 00:33:32,979 --> 00:33:35,780 and that goon don't get in, 549 00:33:35,782 --> 00:33:37,281 i'm locking the door 550 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:40,051 and tossing the key out. 551 00:33:40,053 --> 00:33:42,620 Now for that tweety sandwich 552 00:33:42,622 --> 00:33:44,655 i've been dreaming of. 553 00:33:45,959 --> 00:33:48,092 Stop squirming! 554 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:50,895 I can't stand a sore loser. 555 00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:52,897 Now for a little seasoning. 556 00:33:52,899 --> 00:33:54,665 There's cloves. 557 00:33:55,568 --> 00:33:57,301 Tabasco sauce. 558 00:33:59,506 --> 00:34:01,572 What? no ketchup? 559 00:34:01,574 --> 00:34:05,243 Well, i'll just have to eat you without ketch... 560 00:34:08,615 --> 00:34:10,114 Help! Open the door! 561 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:12,617 I'm locked in with a killer! 562 00:34:12,619 --> 00:34:14,085 Aah! help! help! 563 00:34:14,087 --> 00:34:15,086 Aah! aah! 564 00:34:15,088 --> 00:34:16,554 Help! 565 00:34:26,099 --> 00:34:27,098 Help! 566 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,433 Save me! 567 00:34:28,435 --> 00:34:29,934 Aah! aah! save me! 568 00:34:29,936 --> 00:34:31,436 He's a killer! 569 00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:32,603 Help! 570 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,973 S-s-s-sylvester! 571 00:34:39,279 --> 00:34:42,346 Most outrageous exhibition 572 00:34:42,348 --> 00:34:44,849 of wanton cowardice. 573 00:34:44,851 --> 00:34:46,484 Tsk tsk tsk tsk. 574 00:34:46,486 --> 00:34:47,885 Shameful. 575 00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:51,222 Yeah, shameful. 576 00:34:51,224 --> 00:34:52,723 Tsk tsk tsk. 577 00:34:52,725 --> 00:34:55,560 Syl-sylvester, now, wh-where have you been? 578 00:34:59,065 --> 00:35:01,199 Wh-wh-what's gotten into you? 579 00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:07,698 He's a complete basket case. 580 00:35:09,676 --> 00:35:11,309 W-w-one word. 581 00:35:13,346 --> 00:35:14,679 Rhinoceros? 582 00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:19,650 Eh, qu-qu-quasimodo? 583 00:35:22,856 --> 00:35:24,021 Monster. 584 00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:33,798 Why, th-th-that's just a little old canary bird 585 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,299 fl-fluttering in the b-breeze. 586 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:36,801 You y-yellow dog 587 00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:39,470 of a c-cowardly sylvester, you. 588 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:45,476 N-n-now, sylvester, come on off of there. 589 00:35:45,478 --> 00:35:47,078 Yes, yes. 590 00:35:47,914 --> 00:35:49,714 Hmm. yes. 591 00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:51,716 You ought to be d-d-declawed, 592 00:35:51,718 --> 00:35:53,751 you s-s-silly ninny, you. 593 00:35:56,556 --> 00:35:58,556 Ok, that's it. You're done. 594 00:35:58,558 --> 00:36:00,558 Fired! pink slip without pay. 595 00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:05,997 How's about you and your darling pet 596 00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:08,065 taking a little excursion to... 597 00:36:08,067 --> 00:36:09,233 to... 598 00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:12,937 the resort town of dry gulch. 599 00:36:12,939 --> 00:36:15,339 Something screwy's going on down there. 600 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:16,841 Terror in the tumbleweeds 601 00:36:16,843 --> 00:36:18,042 and such. 602 00:36:18,044 --> 00:36:20,411 N-n-never fear. 603 00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:23,414 M-my eagle eye will be e-ever alert 604 00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:25,383 to anything out of the ordin... 605 00:36:25,385 --> 00:36:26,384 Ordin-n-n... ordinany... 606 00:36:26,386 --> 00:36:27,885 Anything unusual. 607 00:36:27,887 --> 00:36:29,387 G-g-gosh, sylvester, 608 00:36:29,389 --> 00:36:30,922 isn't it wonderful? 609 00:36:30,924 --> 00:36:33,524 An all-expense- p-p-paid vacation. 610 00:36:33,526 --> 00:36:36,027 Hey, easy on the expenses, jack! 611 00:36:36,029 --> 00:36:38,796 Take that panicky feline with you. 612 00:36:39,732 --> 00:36:43,434 Come along, you pu-pu-eh-pu-pusilanimous 613 00:36:43,436 --> 00:36:45,203 pussy cat, you. 614 00:36:47,574 --> 00:36:49,574 Well, sylvester, here we are. 615 00:36:49,576 --> 00:36:53,177 D-d-dry gulch, our first assignment. 616 00:36:53,179 --> 00:36:55,446 G-golly, i've always wanted 617 00:36:55,448 --> 00:36:56,948 to g-go out west, 618 00:36:56,950 --> 00:36:58,783 haven't you, sy-sylvester? 619 00:36:58,785 --> 00:37:00,251 It's s-s-so quaint 620 00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:02,553 and pi-picturesque. 621 00:37:04,357 --> 00:37:07,358 I don't think we're ever g-g-going to find 622 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:11,028 any gh-gho-gh-gh... Poltergeists out here. 623 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:19,870 D-d-dry gulch hotel. 624 00:37:19,872 --> 00:37:20,871 How opportune. 625 00:37:20,873 --> 00:37:23,374 I hope they're not full up. 626 00:37:23,376 --> 00:37:24,875 C-come on, sylvester. 627 00:37:24,877 --> 00:37:27,478 I'm afraid we'll have to wake somebody up. 628 00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:39,290 Wh-wh-what the... 629 00:37:40,226 --> 00:37:42,360 sy-sy-sylvester. 630 00:37:45,632 --> 00:37:47,265 Oh, d-d-don't be ridiculous. 631 00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:48,766 Now, come on. 632 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,434 Get down from there. 633 00:37:51,904 --> 00:37:54,305 I ought to clobber you. 634 00:37:54,307 --> 00:37:57,475 Eh, c-come on, you great y-yellow cat, you. 635 00:38:02,248 --> 00:38:04,048 Wh-what now? 636 00:38:08,921 --> 00:38:10,421 Th-th-the things i have 637 00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:14,125 to put up wi-wi-with this idiotic cat. 638 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:17,128 It's just a little t-t-teeny harmless spider, 639 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,929 you shameless craven, you. 640 00:38:18,931 --> 00:38:20,431 Now, c-c-come on! 641 00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:22,166 I'm sleepy. 642 00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:35,212 I'll just r-ring for the night clerk. 643 00:38:39,886 --> 00:38:41,686 I g-g-guess they're asleep. 644 00:38:41,688 --> 00:38:44,188 We better j-j-just sign the register 645 00:38:44,190 --> 00:38:46,524 and find a room for ourselves. 646 00:38:46,526 --> 00:38:49,694 We'll straighten it out in the morning. 647 00:38:51,698 --> 00:38:53,197 Wh-wh-what's the big idea 648 00:38:53,199 --> 00:38:55,132 of pushing me? 649 00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:09,780 D-d-don't be such an idiot. 650 00:39:09,782 --> 00:39:11,282 Wh-what are you, 651 00:39:11,284 --> 00:39:12,783 a schizophrefree... Schizophrefree-free... 652 00:39:12,785 --> 00:39:13,751 Schizophre... 653 00:39:13,753 --> 00:39:14,752 A... a... a ma... 654 00:39:14,754 --> 00:39:16,854 A manic depressive or something? 655 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,433 Sy-sy-sylvester! 656 00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:31,936 Wh-what are you trying to do, 657 00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:33,938 wake everybody in the house? 658 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:36,440 Of all the s-s-screwball ideas! 659 00:39:36,442 --> 00:39:38,542 Fighting with stuffed animals. 660 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:41,379 Weren't we lucky to find 661 00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:43,114 an unoccupied suite, sylvester? 662 00:39:43,116 --> 00:39:45,116 Now, l-l-let's go to sleep. 663 00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:47,585 You'll feel better in the morning. 664 00:39:47,587 --> 00:39:49,687 Psy-psychopathic old pussy cat, you. 665 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:01,699 Aah! wh-wh-wh... 666 00:40:01,701 --> 00:40:03,200 I... i... i can't breathe! 667 00:40:03,202 --> 00:40:04,502 Wh-wh-what's go... 668 00:40:04,504 --> 00:40:06,170 Hey, hey, hey! 669 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,507 Uh, sy-sylvester. 670 00:40:09,509 --> 00:40:11,842 Wh-wh-what are you doing 671 00:40:11,844 --> 00:40:14,011 w-with that rope? 672 00:40:14,013 --> 00:40:16,380 And that razor? 673 00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:24,088 Wh-who? Wh-what hap... 674 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:25,090 Who... what... 675 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,859 Th-th-that settles it! 676 00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:30,361 Out you go! 677 00:40:30,363 --> 00:40:32,196 Out! out! out! out! 678 00:40:44,744 --> 00:40:47,077 W-what? G-get off me! 679 00:40:47,079 --> 00:40:48,546 G-get out of here! 680 00:40:48,548 --> 00:40:50,014 What's the big idea? 681 00:40:50,016 --> 00:40:52,450 What are you up to now? 682 00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:55,019 Sy-sylvester, you come out of there 683 00:40:55,021 --> 00:40:56,587 this instant. 684 00:41:02,361 --> 00:41:04,595 Uh, w-w-well? 685 00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:14,905 Oh, uh, c-cut it out! 686 00:41:14,907 --> 00:41:16,407 Of all the n-n-nonsense. 687 00:41:16,409 --> 00:41:18,409 I-i guess the only way 688 00:41:18,411 --> 00:41:20,911 you'll be safe from the b-b-bogey n 689 00:41:20,913 --> 00:41:22,913 is to sleep with me. 690 00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:26,083 You poltroon of a chicken cat, you. 691 00:41:37,864 --> 00:41:39,263 M-m-mush. 692 00:41:45,404 --> 00:41:46,403 Uh... 693 00:41:46,405 --> 00:41:47,905 tell me, sylvester. 694 00:41:47,907 --> 00:41:51,041 I-is there any i-insanity in your family? 695 00:42:12,098 --> 00:42:13,097 Ahh. 696 00:42:13,099 --> 00:42:15,766 Uh, wh-what a lovely morning. 697 00:42:15,768 --> 00:42:18,168 Th-this really is a restful place. 698 00:42:18,170 --> 00:42:21,071 I think we'll stay a week or so 699 00:42:21,073 --> 00:42:23,941 and get really r-r-rested up. 700 00:42:23,943 --> 00:42:25,709 Oh, give me a home 701 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:27,411 where the buffalo roam 702 00:42:27,413 --> 00:42:29,780 and the deer and the antelope play 703 00:42:30,783 --> 00:42:32,550 And the deer and the antelope pl... 704 00:42:32,552 --> 00:42:35,152 And the deer and the antelope pl-pl... 705 00:42:35,154 --> 00:42:38,022 And the deer and the antelope pl-pl... 706 00:42:38,024 --> 00:42:39,189 And the deer 707 00:42:45,264 --> 00:42:46,664 whew! 708 00:42:58,177 --> 00:42:59,209 Yeow! 709 00:42:59,211 --> 00:43:00,277 Yikes! 710 00:43:00,279 --> 00:43:01,378 Yeow! 711 00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:02,746 Yii! 712 00:43:02,748 --> 00:43:04,882 Bothered by monsters? 713 00:43:06,819 --> 00:43:08,285 Not to worry. 714 00:43:08,287 --> 00:43:10,454 Our highly skilled professional staff 715 00:43:10,456 --> 00:43:13,624 is equipped to handle any supernatural emergency 716 00:43:13,626 --> 00:43:16,293 using only the most advanced techniques. 717 00:43:16,295 --> 00:43:19,496 My associate shall now demonstrate. 718 00:43:19,498 --> 00:43:23,968 My stars, where did you ever get that awful hairdo? 719 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:26,770 It doesn't become you at all. 720 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:28,272 Here. for goodness sake, 721 00:43:28,274 --> 00:43:30,274 let me fix it up. 722 00:43:30,276 --> 00:43:33,277 Look how stringy and messy it is. 723 00:43:33,279 --> 00:43:34,778 What a shame. 724 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:37,615 Such an interesting monster, too. 725 00:43:37,617 --> 00:43:40,284 My stars, if an interesting monster 726 00:43:40,286 --> 00:43:42,553 can't have an interesting hairdo, 727 00:43:42,555 --> 00:43:46,357 then i don't know what things are coming to. 728 00:43:46,359 --> 00:43:50,628 In my business, you meet so many interesting people. 729 00:43:50,630 --> 00:43:52,129 Bobby pins, please. 730 00:43:52,131 --> 00:43:55,232 But the most interesting ones are the monsters. 731 00:43:55,234 --> 00:43:57,735 Oh, dear. that will never stay. 732 00:43:57,737 --> 00:44:00,697 We'll just have to have a permanamanent. 733 00:44:04,777 --> 00:44:08,779 I've got to give an interesting old lady a manicure, 734 00:44:08,781 --> 00:44:12,316 but i'll be back before you're done. 735 00:44:14,186 --> 00:44:15,419 So folks... 736 00:44:15,421 --> 00:44:18,789 call daffy duck, bugs bunny, and porky pig, 737 00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:21,225 paranormalists at large. 738 00:44:30,369 --> 00:44:33,771 Just call 555-5925. 739 00:44:33,773 --> 00:44:36,273 Remember, that's the same as dialing 740 00:44:36,275 --> 00:44:38,409 555-kwak. 741 00:44:45,785 --> 00:44:47,851 Daffy duck. Anything for a buck. 742 00:44:47,853 --> 00:44:50,854 Mr. duck, i seem to be having trouble 743 00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:52,956 with my kitchen appliances. 744 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:55,526 Listen, lady, this ain't no electrician's. 745 00:44:55,528 --> 00:44:58,796 Well, it isn't quite that kind of trouble. 746 00:44:58,798 --> 00:45:01,932 Your ad says "paranormal expert" and... 747 00:45:01,934 --> 00:45:03,934 Oh, monsters in the microwave, 748 00:45:03,936 --> 00:45:06,437 bats in the blender? No problem. 749 00:45:06,439 --> 00:45:09,440 Just slip into something out of this world, 750 00:45:09,442 --> 00:45:11,775 and i'll be right over. 751 00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:17,781 A damsel in distress, 752 00:45:17,783 --> 00:45:20,718 and in a swanky part of town. 753 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:24,188 Ok. so where's the fire? 754 00:45:24,190 --> 00:45:26,690 It's in the oven, i presume. 755 00:45:26,692 --> 00:45:27,791 Whoops! 756 00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:28,793 My mistake. 757 00:45:32,031 --> 00:45:34,698 Nothing a little oozy-off couldn't fix. 758 00:45:38,437 --> 00:45:40,771 Hmm... must be the frost-free kind. 759 00:45:40,773 --> 00:45:44,108 Whew! i could use some liquid refreshment. 760 00:45:45,544 --> 00:45:48,112 Where do you keep your glasses? 761 00:45:48,114 --> 00:45:49,680 They're in the cupboard. 762 00:45:53,219 --> 00:45:56,620 Hmm. it's getting a little crowded in here. 763 00:46:02,928 --> 00:46:04,928 What say we mosey on 764 00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:07,931 into someplace more cozy and talk things over? 765 00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:11,301 So, uh, you have these tupperware parties often? 766 00:46:14,707 --> 00:46:17,608 Oh, daffy. You're so witty. 767 00:46:17,610 --> 00:46:20,110 Yes, i am witty at that. 768 00:46:20,112 --> 00:46:22,613 How perceptive of you to notice. 769 00:46:22,615 --> 00:46:25,115 Oh, daffy. I'm so scared, 770 00:46:25,117 --> 00:46:28,619 and it's so comforting to have a short, dark, 771 00:46:28,621 --> 00:46:30,621 handsome duck to protect me. 772 00:46:30,623 --> 00:46:33,190 You will help me, won't you? 773 00:46:33,192 --> 00:46:35,826 Sure, sweetums. It's in the bag. 774 00:46:39,732 --> 00:46:42,366 With a little cooperation and the proper setting, 775 00:46:42,368 --> 00:46:45,369 we could hold hands and have a seance. 776 00:46:45,371 --> 00:46:47,411 Handy things, these seances. 777 00:46:58,350 --> 00:47:00,684 I don't know my own strength. 778 00:47:00,686 --> 00:47:02,686 Come on down to papa. 779 00:47:02,688 --> 00:47:05,956 Oh! big, strong daddy-waddy 780 00:47:05,958 --> 00:47:09,126 going to protect wittle, itty-bitty me? 781 00:47:09,128 --> 00:47:11,128 Brother! not another schizophrenic dame. 782 00:47:11,130 --> 00:47:14,631 Hey, sybil, any more like you in the family? 783 00:47:14,633 --> 00:47:17,968 Could you send back your older sister? 784 00:47:23,142 --> 00:47:28,145 Ouyay upidstay erkjay! 785 00:47:28,147 --> 00:47:30,447 I thought french was romantic. 786 00:47:30,449 --> 00:47:32,916 Mary had a little lamb... 787 00:47:32,918 --> 00:47:35,085 But i ate it! 788 00:47:41,293 --> 00:47:45,629 So, mein fraulein, when did you start hearing these voices? 789 00:47:45,631 --> 00:47:48,599 Was it something in your childhood perhaps, 790 00:47:48,601 --> 00:47:51,268 very deep in your subconscious mind? 791 00:47:51,270 --> 00:47:53,303 Search your memory. 792 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:58,008 You're blocking. 793 00:48:07,786 --> 00:48:10,787 This is a little over my head. 794 00:48:10,789 --> 00:48:13,290 Here we are... "how to exorcise." 795 00:48:13,292 --> 00:48:16,426 if this doesn't get her, nothing will. 796 00:48:16,428 --> 00:48:17,794 1 and 2 797 00:48:17,796 --> 00:48:19,296 and 3 and 4. 798 00:48:19,298 --> 00:48:20,764 Uh, 1 and 2 799 00:48:20,766 --> 00:48:23,000 and 3 and 4. 800 00:48:23,002 --> 00:48:24,067 Oops. 801 00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:25,435 My error. 802 00:48:28,307 --> 00:48:30,007 Ah, here it is. 803 00:48:30,009 --> 00:48:31,675 The real mccoy. 804 00:48:33,012 --> 00:48:36,280 "of utmost importance in the exorcism of spirits 805 00:48:36,282 --> 00:48:38,849 is to keep them amused." 806 00:48:38,851 --> 00:48:40,350 keep them amused, huh? 807 00:48:40,352 --> 00:48:41,919 I'll slay 'em. 808 00:48:41,921 --> 00:48:45,155 Guy told he hadn't had a bite in weeks, 809 00:48:45,157 --> 00:48:46,823 so i bit him. 810 00:48:52,031 --> 00:48:53,163 Howdy, stranger. 811 00:48:53,165 --> 00:48:56,033 Just flew in from another world, huh? 812 00:48:56,035 --> 00:48:58,468 I'll bet your arms are tired. 813 00:49:02,241 --> 00:49:04,775 They don't seem all that amused. 814 00:49:04,777 --> 00:49:06,777 Maybe it's a culture gap. 815 00:49:06,779 --> 00:49:09,546 I'll try something closer to home. 816 00:49:09,548 --> 00:49:11,782 Heard the one about the girl 817 00:49:11,784 --> 00:49:13,784 who didn't pay her exorcist? 818 00:49:13,786 --> 00:49:15,285 Her soul got repossessed. 819 00:49:23,128 --> 00:49:24,294 What? 820 00:49:24,296 --> 00:49:25,462 Who? 821 00:49:25,464 --> 00:49:26,630 Huh? 822 00:49:26,632 --> 00:49:30,033 Why, i feel like my old self again. 823 00:49:30,035 --> 00:49:33,904 Nothing to it for one of my sophisticated wit. 824 00:49:35,774 --> 00:49:37,074 Uh-oh! 825 00:49:45,718 --> 00:49:46,950 Hoo hoo hoo! 826 00:49:46,952 --> 00:49:48,452 That tickles. 827 00:49:48,454 --> 00:49:50,887 Oh, my hero. 828 00:50:04,536 --> 00:50:06,576 Y'all come back now, y'hear! 829 00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:14,778 Whew! 830 00:50:14,780 --> 00:50:16,313 What a fiasco. 831 00:50:16,315 --> 00:50:19,750 House calls are definitely hazardous to my health. 832 00:50:26,191 --> 00:50:27,891 Cubish. 833 00:50:27,893 --> 00:50:31,361 Let's see what my nemesis has been up to 834 00:50:31,363 --> 00:50:32,963 in my absence. 835 00:50:32,965 --> 00:50:34,598 Yeow! 836 00:50:37,102 --> 00:50:39,836 The money supply is dwindling. 837 00:50:39,838 --> 00:50:42,205 I'm down to my last million. 838 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:44,808 Yes, please, anything. 839 00:50:44,810 --> 00:50:46,810 P-p-porky pig reporting for duty, 840 00:50:46,812 --> 00:50:49,112 o n-noble leader. 841 00:50:49,114 --> 00:50:50,647 Oh, it's you. 842 00:50:50,649 --> 00:50:52,149 So what's the story? 843 00:50:52,151 --> 00:50:54,284 Any ghouls in them there hills? 844 00:50:54,286 --> 00:50:57,788 S-s-sorry, sir. a perfectly uneventful trip, 845 00:50:57,790 --> 00:51:00,624 except for this t-terrible headache. 846 00:51:00,626 --> 00:51:05,896 I guess i'm not used to the br-br-brisk desert climate. 847 00:51:06,832 --> 00:51:09,800 Well, there's something screwy going on around there. 848 00:51:09,802 --> 00:51:13,303 I've been getting lots of calls about suspicious-like activity. 849 00:51:13,305 --> 00:51:16,306 Head on down to the superstition mountains 850 00:51:16,308 --> 00:51:18,308 and do some more snooping. 851 00:51:18,310 --> 00:51:21,311 You're bound to find some rich nut 852 00:51:21,313 --> 00:51:24,815 superstitious enough to pay us royally for our services. 853 00:51:24,817 --> 00:51:28,018 Boldly go where no pig has gone before. 854 00:51:30,389 --> 00:51:33,290 Gr-gr-great news, sylvester. 855 00:51:33,292 --> 00:51:36,493 We-we-we're off to the superstition mountains. 856 00:51:38,297 --> 00:51:40,297 Bills, bills, bills. 857 00:51:40,299 --> 00:51:43,100 It's positively stultifying. 858 00:51:43,102 --> 00:51:45,602 But i don't mind paying them. 859 00:51:45,604 --> 00:51:47,104 Nice bills. good bills. 860 00:51:47,106 --> 00:51:49,272 Can't get enough of them. 861 00:51:49,274 --> 00:51:51,775 Some rich sucker for the supernatural 862 00:51:51,777 --> 00:51:53,610 better materialize soon. 863 00:51:54,780 --> 00:51:57,781 Daffy duck, paranormalist par excellence. 864 00:51:57,783 --> 00:52:01,785 This is a person-to-person call to mr. daffy duck 865 00:52:01,787 --> 00:52:03,787 from outer transylvania. Go ahead. 866 00:52:03,789 --> 00:52:06,289 I want to bite your neck. 867 00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:10,293 No, no! don't drive that wooden stake through my heart! 868 00:52:10,295 --> 00:52:12,295 Ha ha ha ha! 869 00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:13,797 Transylvania? yecch! 870 00:52:13,799 --> 00:52:16,266 What a gruesome assignation. 871 00:52:16,268 --> 00:52:18,268 Still, somebody's got to go there. 872 00:52:18,270 --> 00:52:21,505 I can't afford to leave any stone unturned. 873 00:52:21,507 --> 00:52:23,006 Ah! i got it. 874 00:52:23,008 --> 00:52:26,610 I'll stick the nasty job on that underemployed rabbit. 875 00:52:26,612 --> 00:52:30,580 After all, i did promise him travel opportunities. 876 00:52:30,582 --> 00:52:32,582 Go ahead. It's your quarter. 877 00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:33,617 Guess what. 878 00:52:33,619 --> 00:52:35,652 I pulled a few strings, 879 00:52:35,654 --> 00:52:37,921 sliced through some red tape and... 880 00:52:37,923 --> 00:52:39,923 I'm going to palm springs? 881 00:52:39,925 --> 00:52:42,292 Well, not palm springs exactly, 882 00:52:42,294 --> 00:52:44,794 but someplace even balmier... 883 00:52:44,796 --> 00:52:46,296 Scenic transylvania, 884 00:52:46,298 --> 00:52:48,765 tourist spot of the western world. 885 00:52:48,767 --> 00:52:50,767 I hear it's simply breathtaking 886 00:52:50,769 --> 00:52:52,269 this time of year. 887 00:52:52,271 --> 00:52:54,271 Call me when you're there. 888 00:52:54,273 --> 00:52:56,439 We'll map out your strategy. 889 00:53:17,996 --> 00:53:19,796 Wow! what a belt. 890 00:53:19,798 --> 00:53:23,600 These transylvanian hardwoods ain't too soft. 891 00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:29,973 Who is that delicious young creature, emily? 892 00:53:29,975 --> 00:53:31,975 Uh-oh. uh, good morning, ladies... 893 00:53:31,977 --> 00:53:32,976 Uh, lady. 894 00:53:32,978 --> 00:53:35,979 Could you direct me to the nearest teleophone? 895 00:53:35,981 --> 00:53:39,950 Doesn't he look sweet and crunchy, agatha? 896 00:53:39,952 --> 00:53:41,451 Oh, well, never mind. 897 00:53:41,453 --> 00:53:43,987 I'll just check at that motel. 898 00:53:43,989 --> 00:53:46,990 They don't make places like this anymore. 899 00:53:46,992 --> 00:53:49,993 Be a wonderful place for a vacation. 900 00:53:55,534 --> 00:53:57,500 Sorry to disturb you, sir. 901 00:53:57,502 --> 00:54:00,036 I'd like to use your teleophone. 902 00:54:00,038 --> 00:54:01,538 I know it's late, but... 903 00:54:01,540 --> 00:54:02,772 No. no! 904 00:54:02,774 --> 00:54:05,575 It's never too late. 905 00:54:05,577 --> 00:54:06,576 Come in. 906 00:54:06,578 --> 00:54:07,677 Yeah. well... 907 00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:11,081 i just want to call my partner in the usa 908 00:54:11,083 --> 00:54:14,818 to tell him i've arrived in your charming country. 909 00:54:16,054 --> 00:54:19,456 Boy, keen-looking lobby they got here. 910 00:54:20,425 --> 00:54:21,791 Uh, telephones. 911 00:54:21,793 --> 00:54:23,293 Telephones. 912 00:54:23,295 --> 00:54:27,330 Why do hotels always hide their telephone... 913 00:54:28,133 --> 00:54:29,532 booths? 914 00:54:29,534 --> 00:54:31,034 Oh, uh, yeah. 915 00:54:31,036 --> 00:54:33,536 You must be the head waiter. 916 00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:38,541 Count bloodcount at your service, sir. 917 00:54:38,543 --> 00:54:39,609 Yeah. 918 00:54:39,611 --> 00:54:41,111 Well, look, uh... con, 919 00:54:41,113 --> 00:54:42,545 about those telephones... 920 00:54:42,547 --> 00:54:44,281 telephones? 921 00:54:44,283 --> 00:54:45,615 Telephones? 922 00:54:45,617 --> 00:54:48,018 Um... oh, yes. 923 00:54:48,020 --> 00:54:49,552 Right this way. 924 00:54:49,554 --> 00:54:53,056 Say, nice little plant you've got here, doc. 925 00:54:53,058 --> 00:54:54,624 Interesting decor. 926 00:54:54,626 --> 00:54:56,626 Homey, comfortable. 927 00:54:56,628 --> 00:54:59,229 Nice recreational facilities. 928 00:55:04,102 --> 00:55:07,937 Nothing like family portraits to brighten up a place. 929 00:55:14,613 --> 00:55:17,113 This is your room. 930 00:55:17,115 --> 00:55:18,615 Yeah. sure, doc, 931 00:55:18,617 --> 00:55:20,950 but i don't want a room. 932 00:55:20,952 --> 00:55:22,952 I just want a telephone. 933 00:55:22,954 --> 00:55:24,287 Rest first. 934 00:55:24,289 --> 00:55:26,122 Telephone tomorrow. 935 00:55:26,124 --> 00:55:29,292 Rest is good for the blood. 936 00:55:31,296 --> 00:55:34,464 Well, i am a little fatigued. 937 00:55:34,466 --> 00:55:36,866 Goodbye, little friend. 938 00:55:36,868 --> 00:55:38,268 I mean... 939 00:55:38,270 --> 00:55:39,936 good night. 940 00:55:40,939 --> 00:55:42,439 Asleep yet? 941 00:55:42,441 --> 00:55:43,606 No. 942 00:55:44,443 --> 00:55:47,277 Well... ring if you need anything. 943 00:55:47,279 --> 00:55:49,612 Pop, cyanide, anything like that. 944 00:55:49,614 --> 00:55:51,114 Same old problem. 945 00:55:51,116 --> 00:55:53,883 I just can't sleep in a strange bed, 946 00:55:53,885 --> 00:55:57,053 no matter how nice the place is. 947 00:55:58,023 --> 00:56:00,290 Hey, that's what i need... 948 00:56:00,292 --> 00:56:01,791 Something to read. 949 00:56:01,793 --> 00:56:03,059 Hmm... 950 00:56:03,061 --> 00:56:05,362 "magic words and phrases." 951 00:56:05,364 --> 00:56:07,130 sounds interesting. 952 00:56:07,132 --> 00:56:08,531 Yeah. 953 00:56:10,302 --> 00:56:12,268 Hmm..."magic can be performed 954 00:56:12,270 --> 00:56:14,938 "either by potions 955 00:56:14,940 --> 00:56:19,542 "or by the use of magic words and phrases. 956 00:56:19,544 --> 00:56:22,045 "among the most powerful of these 957 00:56:22,047 --> 00:56:23,780 "is the word... 958 00:56:23,782 --> 00:56:24,781 "aba... 959 00:56:24,783 --> 00:56:26,249 abracadabra." 960 00:56:27,419 --> 00:56:28,551 yeah. well... 961 00:56:28,553 --> 00:56:30,053 oh, sure it is. 962 00:56:30,055 --> 00:56:31,054 Sick humor. 963 00:56:31,056 --> 00:56:32,789 It is to laugh. 964 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:34,290 "magic words." 965 00:56:34,292 --> 00:56:38,294 golly, what big mosquitoes they do have around here. 966 00:56:38,296 --> 00:56:40,730 Hold still, you little devil. 967 00:56:40,732 --> 00:56:42,165 There. 968 00:56:48,807 --> 00:56:50,807 "another highly useful magic word 969 00:56:50,809 --> 00:56:53,543 is hocus-pocus." 970 00:56:58,116 --> 00:56:59,983 anyone we know, agatha? 971 00:56:59,985 --> 00:57:01,151 No. 972 00:57:01,153 --> 00:57:03,787 Splendid-looking specimen though. 973 00:57:03,789 --> 00:57:06,790 Boy, i hope the restaurant's still open. 974 00:57:06,792 --> 00:57:10,160 I haven't eaten since i left cucamonga. 975 00:57:10,996 --> 00:57:12,061 La da dee dee 976 00:57:12,063 --> 00:57:14,063 da da la da da-da da-da 977 00:57:14,065 --> 00:57:18,001 da abracadabra 978 00:57:18,003 --> 00:57:19,302 another one? 979 00:57:19,304 --> 00:57:21,805 They ought to screen this place. 980 00:57:25,310 --> 00:57:27,310 La da dee dee da da 981 00:57:27,312 --> 00:57:32,449 la-da da-da da-da da hocus-pocus 982 00:57:39,825 --> 00:57:42,659 i am a vampire. 983 00:57:42,661 --> 00:57:43,827 Oh, yeah? 984 00:57:43,829 --> 00:57:45,161 Well, abracadabra. 985 00:57:45,163 --> 00:57:47,330 I'm an umpire. 986 00:57:47,332 --> 00:57:49,466 Hocus-pocus. 987 00:57:49,468 --> 00:57:51,301 I am a bat. 988 00:57:51,303 --> 00:57:53,470 Ok. i'm a bat, too. 989 00:57:53,472 --> 00:57:55,472 Abracadabra. 990 00:57:56,475 --> 00:57:58,475 You wouldn't hit a bat 991 00:57:58,477 --> 00:58:01,311 with glasses on, would you? 992 00:58:04,816 --> 00:58:06,816 Hocus-pocus! 993 00:58:06,818 --> 00:58:09,586 Now i crush you. 994 00:58:09,588 --> 00:58:11,187 Abracadabra! 995 00:58:13,325 --> 00:58:15,158 Hocus... 996 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,093 pocus. 997 00:58:17,095 --> 00:58:19,329 Abracadabra. 998 00:58:20,665 --> 00:58:21,965 Hocus... 999 00:58:21,967 --> 00:58:23,733 pocus. 1000 00:58:23,735 --> 00:58:25,802 Abracadabra! 1001 00:58:30,108 --> 00:58:32,175 Abracapocus. 1002 00:58:34,079 --> 00:58:36,079 Hmm, uh... hocus-cadabra. 1003 00:58:36,081 --> 00:58:38,081 Newport news. 1004 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:41,084 Wow. i can do better than that. 1005 00:58:41,086 --> 00:58:43,686 Walla walla, washington. 1006 00:58:45,624 --> 00:58:46,823 Oh, uh... 1007 00:58:46,825 --> 00:58:48,091 girls! 1008 00:58:48,093 --> 00:58:49,659 Emily, look. 1009 00:58:49,661 --> 00:58:52,195 It's our little friend. 1010 00:58:53,832 --> 00:58:56,266 Look, emily. 1011 00:58:57,636 --> 00:58:59,135 Isn't it romantic? 1012 00:58:59,137 --> 00:59:03,306 I always said four heads are better than one. 1013 00:59:03,308 --> 00:59:05,141 Well, a telephone. 1014 00:59:05,143 --> 00:59:07,210 At last. 1015 00:59:08,046 --> 00:59:09,045 Hello, operator? 1016 00:59:09,047 --> 00:59:11,047 Could you please connect me 1017 00:59:11,049 --> 00:59:13,550 with a certain mr. daffy duck 1018 00:59:13,552 --> 00:59:15,919 in new york city, usa? 1019 00:59:15,921 --> 00:59:20,557 La dee dee-dee dee abracapocus 1020 00:59:20,559 --> 00:59:22,559 so what's the bad word? 1021 00:59:22,561 --> 00:59:25,061 Anything inexplicable to write home about? 1022 00:59:25,063 --> 00:59:27,047 Nothing special. 1023 00:59:27,048 --> 00:59:29,032 I did manage to bring together two lovely couples 1024 00:59:29,034 --> 00:59:30,934 with a lot in common. 1025 00:59:30,936 --> 00:59:33,436 What do you think we're running, 1026 00:59:33,438 --> 00:59:34,938 a matrimonial agency? 1027 00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:36,439 Just like that rabbit. 1028 00:59:36,441 --> 00:59:38,441 The company's crashing around me, 1029 00:59:38,443 --> 00:59:40,376 and he gets sentimental. 1030 00:59:43,281 --> 00:59:45,782 Uh, let's see now. Let's see. 1031 00:59:45,784 --> 00:59:46,950 Form a62b. 1032 00:59:46,952 --> 00:59:48,952 I can deduct 30 thou 1033 00:59:48,954 --> 00:59:50,954 because of my winning personality... 1034 00:59:50,956 --> 00:59:51,955 But wait. 1035 00:59:51,957 --> 00:59:55,458 Since i was born in a month with an "r" in it, 1036 00:59:55,460 --> 00:59:58,461 i can write off this, subtract that, 1037 00:59:58,463 --> 01:00:01,197 uh... carry the 1 and, uh... 1038 01:00:01,199 --> 01:00:03,166 these new simplified tax forms 1039 01:00:03,168 --> 01:00:04,901 are driving me nuts! 1040 01:00:04,903 --> 01:00:06,302 Setbacks, 1041 01:00:06,304 --> 01:00:08,304 setbacks. 1042 01:00:09,307 --> 01:00:10,807 Heh heh heh heh. 1043 01:00:10,809 --> 01:00:13,142 Heh heh heh heh. 1044 01:00:15,981 --> 01:00:17,480 Ah, i got it. 1045 01:00:17,482 --> 01:00:20,483 I'll claim my deceased uncle robespierre duck 1046 01:00:20,485 --> 01:00:22,552 as a dependent. 1047 01:00:22,554 --> 01:00:25,388 What the irs don't know won't hurt them. 1048 01:00:25,390 --> 01:00:28,491 There's nothing simpler than juggling the books. 1049 01:00:29,394 --> 01:00:32,395 Aw, come on. I like to juggle books. 1050 01:00:32,397 --> 01:00:34,397 It's good, clean, harmless fun. 1051 01:00:34,399 --> 01:00:35,531 See? juggling. 1052 01:00:35,533 --> 01:00:37,300 It's my hobby. 1053 01:00:43,308 --> 01:00:44,974 Uh... uh, hello? 1054 01:00:44,976 --> 01:00:46,876 Himalayas. giant monster! 1055 01:00:46,878 --> 01:00:48,044 Running amuck! 1056 01:00:48,046 --> 01:00:49,646 Ruining tourist trade! 1057 01:00:49,648 --> 01:00:51,147 Come quick! 1058 01:00:51,149 --> 01:00:53,082 Help! 1059 01:00:56,321 --> 01:00:57,620 The himalayas. 1060 01:00:57,622 --> 01:00:58,788 Duty calls. 1061 01:00:58,790 --> 01:01:00,289 I'll hop down there, 1062 01:01:00,291 --> 01:01:03,092 make short order of this bigfoot thing, 1063 01:01:03,094 --> 01:01:05,094 and they'll generously reward me 1064 01:01:05,096 --> 01:01:07,530 with tibetan beads and trinkets. 1065 01:01:07,532 --> 01:01:09,499 But you know, giant monsters 1066 01:01:09,501 --> 01:01:11,634 aren't exactly my forte. 1067 01:01:11,636 --> 01:01:14,137 I could use a front man 1068 01:01:14,139 --> 01:01:16,639 to take some of the lumps. 1069 01:01:16,641 --> 01:01:18,641 Sounds like another menial task 1070 01:01:18,643 --> 01:01:20,276 for that dumb bunny. 1071 01:01:20,278 --> 01:01:21,778 Transylvania, transylvania. 1072 01:01:21,780 --> 01:01:23,780 Where is that stupid number? 1073 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:43,766 Yes? 1074 01:01:43,768 --> 01:01:44,767 Hello, bugs? 1075 01:01:44,769 --> 01:01:45,768 Daffy here. 1076 01:01:45,770 --> 01:01:49,472 How's about a nice executive junket to... 1077 01:01:49,474 --> 01:01:52,775 No, not palm springs! 1078 01:01:52,777 --> 01:01:54,277 To the rugged himalayas. 1079 01:01:54,279 --> 01:01:55,778 Seems the local yokels 1080 01:01:55,780 --> 01:01:58,281 have a problem with some giant. 1081 01:01:58,283 --> 01:02:00,564 Probably some native superstition. 1082 01:02:05,657 --> 01:02:08,291 Here we are. The himalayas. 1083 01:02:08,293 --> 01:02:11,627 What a way for a duck to travel... underground. 1084 01:02:11,629 --> 01:02:13,963 Criminitlies. It's cold. 1085 01:02:13,965 --> 01:02:16,933 Good thing i packed my winter wardrobe. 1086 01:02:16,935 --> 01:02:18,935 I don't see any giant. 1087 01:02:18,937 --> 01:02:21,971 I don't even see any himalayans. 1088 01:02:21,973 --> 01:02:24,941 You know, if we just reroute through albuquerque, 1089 01:02:24,943 --> 01:02:27,910 we could hit palm springs by this afternoon. 1090 01:02:27,912 --> 01:02:29,912 You and your one-track mind. 1091 01:02:29,914 --> 01:02:31,414 First things first, buster. 1092 01:02:31,416 --> 01:02:34,417 There's still a little matter of this giant. 1093 01:02:34,419 --> 01:02:36,786 Guess i'll backtrack a bit. 1094 01:02:36,788 --> 01:02:40,356 I must've missed something on the way. 1095 01:02:50,468 --> 01:02:53,469 All right. what's holding up the works? 1096 01:02:53,471 --> 01:02:55,505 What's all the... the... 1097 01:02:58,476 --> 01:03:00,409 aah! 1098 01:03:00,411 --> 01:03:04,013 Ooh, what a cute, little pink bunny rabbit. 1099 01:03:05,316 --> 01:03:07,817 Just what i always wanted, 1100 01:03:07,819 --> 01:03:09,919 my own little bunny rabbit. 1101 01:03:09,921 --> 01:03:11,921 I will name him george, 1102 01:03:11,923 --> 01:03:14,924 and i will hug him and pet him 1103 01:03:14,926 --> 01:03:16,425 and squeeze him. 1104 01:03:16,427 --> 01:03:17,994 I'm not a rabbit. 1105 01:03:17,996 --> 01:03:20,496 And pat him and pet him. 1106 01:03:20,498 --> 01:03:23,466 You're hurting me. Put me down, please. 1107 01:03:23,468 --> 01:03:24,967 And rub him and... 1108 01:03:24,969 --> 01:03:27,470 I ain't no bunny rabbit! 1109 01:03:27,472 --> 01:03:29,472 Not a bunny rabbit, george? 1110 01:03:29,474 --> 01:03:33,476 Then how come you have long ears, how come? 1111 01:03:33,478 --> 01:03:35,478 Long ears? oh. 1112 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,980 Those aren't ears. Those are sleeves. 1113 01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:40,483 So now put me down, please. 1114 01:03:40,485 --> 01:03:41,984 George, you were naughty 1115 01:03:41,986 --> 01:03:44,987 to pretend you was a bunny rabbit. 1116 01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:47,156 I will punish you good. 1117 01:03:47,158 --> 01:03:49,826 Bad old george. 1118 01:03:49,828 --> 01:03:51,327 Uh, l-look, doc, 1119 01:03:51,329 --> 01:03:54,330 i know where there's a real bunny rabbit, 1120 01:03:54,332 --> 01:03:55,798 a very cuddly rabbit. 1121 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:59,302 And then after a carrot burger and a malt 1122 01:03:59,304 --> 01:04:00,469 in albuquerque... 1123 01:04:00,471 --> 01:04:01,804 oh, bugsy. 1124 01:04:01,806 --> 01:04:03,539 Bugsy buddy. 1125 01:04:03,541 --> 01:04:06,042 Oh, hi. What's up, duck? 1126 01:04:06,044 --> 01:04:08,177 Come here, old pal, hmm? 1127 01:04:08,179 --> 01:04:12,648 My own little bunny rabbit. 1128 01:04:12,650 --> 01:04:14,417 Duh. 1129 01:04:14,419 --> 01:04:17,753 Hey, an abominabubble snowman. 1130 01:04:17,755 --> 01:04:19,755 I will name him george. 1131 01:04:19,757 --> 01:04:22,258 I will hug him and pet him... 1132 01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:24,160 i know i'm a louse, 1133 01:04:24,162 --> 01:04:26,095 but i'm a live louse. 1134 01:04:26,097 --> 01:04:28,097 I will give him security. 1135 01:04:28,099 --> 01:04:31,400 I will keep him warm like a mother hen 1136 01:04:31,402 --> 01:04:35,071 so he will never feel rejected. 1137 01:04:35,073 --> 01:04:38,074 Poor bugs. any way you look at it, 1138 01:04:38,076 --> 01:04:40,076 it's better he should suffer. 1139 01:04:40,078 --> 01:04:43,079 After all, it was me or him. 1140 01:04:43,081 --> 01:04:44,981 Obviously, it couldn't be me. 1141 01:04:44,983 --> 01:04:46,916 I'm not like other people. 1142 01:04:46,918 --> 01:04:48,417 I can't stand pain. 1143 01:04:48,419 --> 01:04:50,686 It hurts me. 1144 01:04:50,688 --> 01:04:53,322 Ok, abom, here's your bunny rabbit. 1145 01:04:53,324 --> 01:04:56,158 Duh, bunny rabbit, george? 1146 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:57,827 Bunny rabbit? me? 1147 01:04:57,829 --> 01:04:59,328 Yes, you, doc. 1148 01:04:59,330 --> 01:05:00,830 Ho ho. very funny. 1149 01:05:00,832 --> 01:05:02,298 Ha ha. very droll. 1150 01:05:02,300 --> 01:05:04,800 Hey, shorty, what do you consider 1151 01:05:04,802 --> 01:05:06,802 to be the distinguishing characteristics 1152 01:05:06,804 --> 01:05:08,304 of a rabbit? 1153 01:05:08,306 --> 01:05:11,974 Duh... distinguishing charact... 1154 01:05:11,976 --> 01:05:14,477 What makes a rabbit look like a rabbit? 1155 01:05:14,479 --> 01:05:15,978 Why, er, uh, duh... 1156 01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:17,813 long ears. 1157 01:05:17,815 --> 01:05:20,816 And whom around here has long ears? 1158 01:05:20,818 --> 01:05:23,819 Sorry to have to do this to you, bud. 1159 01:05:23,821 --> 01:05:26,822 Eh, don't give it a second thought. 1160 01:05:26,824 --> 01:05:29,825 Oh, boy, just what i always wanted... 1161 01:05:29,827 --> 01:05:31,627 My own bunny rabbit. 1162 01:05:31,629 --> 01:05:35,064 They really do make a charming couple. 1163 01:05:35,066 --> 01:05:37,400 Pet him and squeeze him 1164 01:05:37,402 --> 01:05:38,701 and stroke his bill 1165 01:05:38,703 --> 01:05:41,203 and rub his pretty feathers and... 1166 01:05:41,205 --> 01:05:42,204 Hey. 1167 01:05:42,206 --> 01:05:43,706 Wait a minute. 1168 01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:46,642 Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills. 1169 01:05:46,644 --> 01:05:47,810 I know. 1170 01:05:47,812 --> 01:05:50,413 There goes your bunny rabbit. 1171 01:05:50,415 --> 01:05:51,914 Hey, uh, duh, 1172 01:05:51,916 --> 01:05:54,650 george, wait. 1173 01:05:57,155 --> 01:05:59,655 Ho ho, look out, bunny rabbit. 1174 01:05:59,657 --> 01:06:01,424 This i got to see. 1175 01:06:07,332 --> 01:06:09,799 And i searched, and i searched. 1176 01:06:09,801 --> 01:06:11,300 Hoo, it's hot. 1177 01:06:11,302 --> 01:06:13,302 But i never caught up 1178 01:06:13,304 --> 01:06:15,304 with my little bunny rabbit. 1179 01:06:15,306 --> 01:06:17,807 Gee, that's tough, mr. abdominabubble. 1180 01:06:17,809 --> 01:06:19,308 And now i'll never... 1181 01:06:19,310 --> 01:06:21,310 Gosh, it's hot... 1182 01:06:21,312 --> 01:06:24,847 Never see my bunny rabbit again. 1183 01:06:24,849 --> 01:06:26,816 Don't give up hope yet. 1184 01:06:26,818 --> 01:06:30,319 If you love him, he'll come back. 1185 01:06:30,321 --> 01:06:33,322 Well, here i am. Massacre started yet? 1186 01:06:33,324 --> 01:06:35,825 Fireworks gone off? Balloon gone up? 1187 01:06:35,827 --> 01:06:37,326 Duh, oh, boy. 1188 01:06:37,328 --> 01:06:38,828 A bunny rabbit. 1189 01:06:38,830 --> 01:06:40,830 Just what i always wanted. 1190 01:06:40,832 --> 01:06:42,798 I will name him george. 1191 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,801 And i will hug him and squeeze him 1192 01:06:45,803 --> 01:06:49,472 and pet him and pat him and... hey. 1193 01:06:50,641 --> 01:06:52,641 Hey, what do you know? 1194 01:06:52,643 --> 01:06:53,809 He melted. 1195 01:06:53,811 --> 01:06:56,512 He really was a snowman. 1196 01:06:56,514 --> 01:06:59,315 Abominable, that is. 1197 01:07:05,790 --> 01:07:07,156 Aah! 1198 01:07:07,158 --> 01:07:08,324 Eek! 1199 01:07:08,326 --> 01:07:10,559 Still bothered by monsters? 1200 01:07:12,263 --> 01:07:13,262 Don't despair. 1201 01:07:13,264 --> 01:07:15,731 Our company offers a fine line 1202 01:07:15,733 --> 01:07:17,666 of magic potions and unguents 1203 01:07:17,668 --> 01:07:19,668 guaranteed to rid the home 1204 01:07:19,670 --> 01:07:21,170 of your supernatural pests. 1205 01:07:21,172 --> 01:07:22,738 Oops. here they come. 1206 01:07:37,321 --> 01:07:38,654 Mmm. 1207 01:07:38,656 --> 01:07:40,356 Not bad. 1208 01:08:10,321 --> 01:08:14,156 So call daffy duck, bugs bunny, and porky pig, 1209 01:08:14,158 --> 01:08:15,491 paranormalists... 1210 01:08:15,493 --> 01:08:16,959 at large. 1211 01:08:16,961 --> 01:08:18,961 Spooks spooked. Goblins gobbled. 1212 01:08:18,963 --> 01:08:20,463 Ufos k.o.ed. 1213 01:08:20,465 --> 01:08:21,964 Aliens alienated. 1214 01:08:21,966 --> 01:08:23,466 Vampires evaporated. 1215 01:08:23,468 --> 01:08:24,800 And monsters... 1216 01:08:24,802 --> 01:08:26,635 remonstrated. 1217 01:08:26,637 --> 01:08:28,637 Daffy duck, ace paranormalist, 1218 01:08:28,639 --> 01:08:30,139 at your service. 1219 01:08:30,141 --> 01:08:32,608 Hello? Uh, hello, mr. duck? 1220 01:08:33,478 --> 01:08:37,113 I want to report an elephant in my birdbath. 1221 01:08:44,322 --> 01:08:46,322 I beg your pardon, sir. 1222 01:08:46,324 --> 01:08:49,325 You say there's an elephant in your birdbath? 1223 01:08:49,327 --> 01:08:51,327 Uh-oh, an obvious nut case. 1224 01:08:51,329 --> 01:08:54,330 So there's an elephant in your birdbath. 1225 01:08:54,332 --> 01:08:55,464 Uh-huh. 1226 01:08:55,466 --> 01:08:56,632 Yeah? 1227 01:08:56,634 --> 01:08:59,635 Well, how does he fit in it, sir? 1228 01:08:59,637 --> 01:09:01,303 Yeah. i see. 1229 01:09:01,305 --> 01:09:03,305 The elephant in your birdbath 1230 01:09:03,307 --> 01:09:05,875 is only 5 1/4" tall. 1231 01:09:05,877 --> 01:09:07,977 Definitely non compos mentis. 1232 01:09:07,979 --> 01:09:10,045 Better summon the authorities. 1233 01:09:10,047 --> 01:09:12,047 Uh, no. uh, uh, no. 1234 01:09:12,049 --> 01:09:13,549 You wait right there. 1235 01:09:13,551 --> 01:09:15,050 Somebody will be coming 1236 01:09:15,052 --> 01:09:17,052 to call on you shortly. 1237 01:09:17,054 --> 01:09:18,821 What was that address? 1238 01:09:18,823 --> 01:09:21,157 112 north highland. 1239 01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,659 Yeah, that's right. 1240 01:09:23,661 --> 01:09:25,494 Please hurry. 1241 01:09:47,752 --> 01:09:49,251 Steady now, lad. 1242 01:09:49,253 --> 01:09:50,753 Easy does it. 1243 01:09:50,755 --> 01:09:52,254 But i did. 1244 01:09:52,256 --> 01:09:55,257 I did see an elephant in my birdbath. 1245 01:09:55,259 --> 01:09:56,759 Sure, sure. I know. 1246 01:09:56,761 --> 01:09:59,495 I keep a giraffe in mine. 1247 01:10:19,317 --> 01:10:20,849 Aah! 1248 01:11:13,971 --> 01:11:15,671 You're late. 1249 01:11:17,308 --> 01:11:20,809 He always used to be pink. 1250 01:11:20,811 --> 01:11:24,313 Mother used to scold me when i was 3. 1251 01:11:24,315 --> 01:11:25,481 She'd say, 1252 01:11:25,483 --> 01:11:28,484 "dolores, you're not seeing little lavender men 1253 01:11:28,486 --> 01:11:29,985 in the sugar bowl." 1254 01:11:29,987 --> 01:11:31,487 but i did, doctor. 1255 01:11:31,489 --> 01:11:34,490 And then when i went to nursery school, 1256 01:11:34,492 --> 01:11:37,993 my teacher mrs. swanson... She was a svelte blonde... 1257 01:11:37,995 --> 01:11:40,496 Well, she used to spank me, 1258 01:11:40,498 --> 01:11:42,665 spank me hard, even when... 1259 01:11:43,467 --> 01:11:44,967 I think it began 1260 01:11:44,969 --> 01:11:48,470 when father wouldn't take me to the circus. 1261 01:12:04,822 --> 01:12:06,822 Say, this teensy elephant thing 1262 01:12:06,824 --> 01:12:08,824 has spread like wildfire. 1263 01:12:08,826 --> 01:12:10,659 Right up my alley. 1264 01:12:10,661 --> 01:12:14,296 A golden opportunity to go on tv 1265 01:12:14,298 --> 01:12:16,899 and placate the citizenry. 1266 01:12:18,469 --> 01:12:20,436 It can't fail. 1267 01:12:21,672 --> 01:12:23,672 I'll soothe their troubled brows 1268 01:12:23,674 --> 01:12:25,674 and be showered with goodies 1269 01:12:25,676 --> 01:12:27,409 by a grateful populace. 1270 01:12:31,315 --> 01:12:33,315 Good evening, i'm zed toppel, 1271 01:12:33,317 --> 01:12:35,818 and this is frightline. 1272 01:12:35,820 --> 01:12:38,487 Tonight... the miniature elephant. 1273 01:12:38,489 --> 01:12:41,990 Is it real, or is it merely a figment 1274 01:12:41,992 --> 01:12:44,326 of our overactive imaginations, 1275 01:12:44,328 --> 01:12:46,829 a product of our troubled times? 1276 01:12:46,831 --> 01:12:49,298 Our guest is the noted metaphysician 1277 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:50,799 mr. daffy duck, 1278 01:12:50,801 --> 01:12:54,336 who may shed some light on this otherwise dark corner 1279 01:12:54,338 --> 01:12:55,804 of our national obsession. 1280 01:12:55,806 --> 01:12:57,806 Yeah. sure. Thank you, zed. 1281 01:12:57,808 --> 01:13:00,309 This so-called miniature elephant 1282 01:13:00,311 --> 01:13:02,311 couldn't possibly exist. 1283 01:13:02,313 --> 01:13:04,813 Now, i can accept something plausible. 1284 01:13:04,815 --> 01:13:06,315 Ghosts... ok. 1285 01:13:06,317 --> 01:13:08,317 Vampires... fine. 1286 01:13:08,319 --> 01:13:09,818 But itsy, bitsy elephants? 1287 01:13:09,820 --> 01:13:11,320 That's silly. 1288 01:13:11,322 --> 01:13:12,821 That's just stupid! 1289 01:13:12,823 --> 01:13:14,056 That's just... 1290 01:13:15,159 --> 01:13:21,663 Yike! 1291 01:13:21,665 --> 01:13:24,466 The insult! The ignominiousness! 1292 01:13:24,468 --> 01:13:26,301 Publicly disgraced 1293 01:13:26,303 --> 01:13:28,137 on a coast-to-coast hookup! 1294 01:13:28,139 --> 01:13:30,839 Wait. i could still get out of this. 1295 01:13:30,841 --> 01:13:33,609 It's that tv station. I'll sue them. 1296 01:13:33,611 --> 01:13:35,310 It's their fault! 1297 01:13:35,312 --> 01:13:38,313 No. wait. i was simply misinformed. 1298 01:13:38,315 --> 01:13:39,815 It's my advisor. 1299 01:13:39,817 --> 01:13:42,184 That pig, the perfect patsy. 1300 01:13:42,186 --> 01:13:43,819 Nobody will believe him. 1301 01:13:43,821 --> 01:13:45,320 He's a nincompoop. 1302 01:13:45,322 --> 01:13:46,688 Yeah, that's it. 1303 01:13:46,690 --> 01:13:48,157 It was his fault. 1304 01:13:48,159 --> 01:13:49,625 Yeah. who's to know? 1305 01:13:49,627 --> 01:13:51,260 There's nothing wrong 1306 01:13:51,262 --> 01:13:54,363 with a little dishonesty in business affairs. 1307 01:13:55,666 --> 01:13:57,332 What am i saying? 1308 01:14:08,813 --> 01:14:10,479 I'm finished. 1309 01:14:13,818 --> 01:14:15,150 Strapped... 1310 01:14:15,152 --> 01:14:16,952 kaput! 1311 01:14:26,330 --> 01:14:27,830 Aha! it's the door! 1312 01:14:27,832 --> 01:14:29,198 Opportunity knocks! 1313 01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:30,933 Heh heh heh! 1314 01:14:35,239 --> 01:14:37,806 Telegram for mr. daffy duck... 1315 01:14:37,808 --> 01:14:39,241 Yuk yuk... 1316 01:14:39,243 --> 01:14:42,277 From the cheapskate savings and loan. 1317 01:14:45,149 --> 01:14:47,216 We're sorry 1318 01:14:47,218 --> 01:14:48,750 but we must confess 1319 01:14:48,752 --> 01:14:50,052 your rent's not paid 1320 01:14:50,054 --> 01:14:51,053 you're in a mess 1321 01:14:51,055 --> 01:14:52,654 it's amazing. 1322 01:14:52,656 --> 01:14:54,823 Vacate to a new address 1323 01:14:54,825 --> 01:14:56,758 you can't stay here 1324 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,827 you're dispossessed 1325 01:14:58,829 --> 01:15:02,264 good evening, friends 1326 01:15:02,266 --> 01:15:03,799 it's unbelievable. 1327 01:15:03,801 --> 01:15:06,101 Heads up! Moving men! 1328 01:15:11,475 --> 01:15:12,975 But honest and truly, 1329 01:15:12,977 --> 01:15:14,977 the check's in the mail. 1330 01:15:14,979 --> 01:15:16,245 Sorry, mac. 1331 01:15:20,251 --> 01:15:21,683 Now what? 1332 01:15:26,257 --> 01:15:27,756 One thing's for sure... 1333 01:15:27,758 --> 01:15:30,926 I got nowhere else to go but up. 1334 01:15:36,066 --> 01:15:40,202 Yeow! 1335 01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:53,916 Too bad, too bad. 1336 01:15:53,918 --> 01:15:57,085 So much trouble in the world today. 1337 01:15:59,156 --> 01:16:00,822 Hey, uh, garcon, 1338 01:16:00,824 --> 01:16:03,926 how about another carrot juice on the rocks? 1339 01:16:08,499 --> 01:16:09,965 Isn't this w-w-wonderful, sylvester? 1340 01:16:09,967 --> 01:16:11,466 Camping way out here 1341 01:16:11,468 --> 01:16:13,468 in the middle of nowhere? 1342 01:16:13,470 --> 01:16:15,103 So peaceful and quiet. 1343 01:16:19,310 --> 01:16:23,345 Hey! wh-wh-what? Wh-wh-who... who? 1344 01:16:24,315 --> 01:16:25,981 Re-re-relinquish me, 1345 01:16:25,983 --> 01:16:29,017 you foul, gibbering fe-feline, you. 1346 01:16:31,622 --> 01:16:34,623 Th-th-that's just a little old scraggly coyote 1347 01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:36,124 baying at the moon, 1348 01:16:36,126 --> 01:16:38,427 y-you yellow-dog of a c-cowardly cat. 1349 01:16:52,309 --> 01:16:55,110 Come and get 'em, folks, while they last. 1350 01:16:55,112 --> 01:16:57,646 Trick spiders, plastic blobs, 1351 01:16:57,648 --> 01:17:00,315 ghost goop, garlic wreaths, 1352 01:17:00,317 --> 01:17:03,318 and other miscellaneous supernatural knickknacks. 1353 01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:08,390 Well, hows about these simply adorable wind-up dolls? 1354 01:17:08,392 --> 01:17:09,891 Just $1.00 apiece. 1355 01:17:09,893 --> 01:17:12,394 Why, yes. I'll take one. 1356 01:17:12,396 --> 01:17:14,529 You will? really? 1357 01:17:14,531 --> 01:17:16,665 Gee... thanks. 1358 01:17:20,537 --> 01:17:22,904 Cubish! 1359 01:17:26,310 --> 01:17:29,311 Captioning made possible by warner bros., inc. 1360 01:17:29,313 --> 01:17:32,314 Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc. 1361 01:17:32,316 --> 01:17:35,484 Captions copyright 1989 warner bros., inc. 89123