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So, Bobby, I can't wait

to see you and Linda
at my Halloween party tonight.

I went all out this year.

Uh, actually,
I'm taking the kids

trick or treating tonight,
Teddy.

So, I probably can't make it.

Oh. I noticed here that you, uh,

RSVP'd online
and you clicked "maybe."

Right. Uh, that was kind of
a soft maybe.

Maybe means maybe, Bob.
It doesn't mean

"I'm too scared to say no."

Uh, uh...
I got 42 maybes, Bob!

Who can plan for that?

There's my little candy corns.

Ooh. Sad Wolverine.

Scary and sad.

I'm Edward Scissor Hands, Mom.

Uh, I'm not sure about
you walking around

with scissors all night,
Louise.

Why don't you
be Edward Spoon Hands?

Get real. It's Halloween.
Not Hallowuss.

And Tina's a mummy.
Sexy.

Last year
I was a mummy.

This year I'm a mommy mummy.

And I'm single
and I'm working two jobs,

and I'm just trying
to get back out there.

Tina, you have
to put your costume

back on the roll tomorrow.

I'm not losing that much TP.
Okay.

Oh, and Gene
looks great, too.

Wait, what are you, hon?

I'm rapper/actress
Queen Latifah

from her U.N.I.T.Y. phase.

Oh, God, so specific
and political.

I love it.

Mm-hmm.

All right, kids,
help me close up shop

and we can all go
trick or treating.

Dad, we've decided
that this year

we'd like to go
trick or treating alone.

But you kids love trick
or treating with me.

That's the best part.

Yeah, that's the best part
Yeah,

that's the best part.
Shush, shush.

I, I don't know. I mean,
it's, it's Halloween.

You know, things can get
a little weird out there.

Oh, just let 'em go,
Bobby. C'mon.

Fine. You can

trick or treat
by yourselves this year.

But you stick
to o regular route

and I want you home by 9:00.
Ugh. Hooray!

You can come
to my party.

Oh, right, great.

Yay!

I wa this to be the sugar high
I never come down from.

Okay, bad start.
Bad start.

Let's keep moving.

Trick or treat.

Uh, here's some oyster crackers.

Now get out of here.

Trick or treat.

Is it Halloween?

Here, uh,
take some deli numbe.

You'll be the first in line
tomorrow.

Trick or treat.

Some delicious seaweed candy

from my solo vacation
in Singapore.

Wrap it up,
Charles Dickens.

You're not being
paid by the word.

♪ I was walking
in the graveya... ♪

Bobby.

Linda. Oh!
Hi, Teddy.

Welcome to my
Black and Orange party.

Teddy, you really
went all out.

I spray-painted
everything this morning.

Yeah, it's uh, aittle strong.

Maybe we should open a window

or something.
Yeah, I would,

but they're
painted shut.

Can I offer you
a hard-boiled egg?

I colored them black
and orange with a marker.

Whoa. Whoa. Hey.

Ooh. What was that?
Ooh.

No need to be scared, everybody.

Just my guinea pig, Francis.
You can call her Frankie.

But just don't call her Fran.
She hates that.

What about
Francy pants?

Saint Francis pants,
huh?

What's wrong with you?
What?

Hey, you're not wearing
a costume, Bob.

I just didn't think
I needed to wear a costume.

It's not a kids' party.

Hey, everybody, we've got

a party violation over here.
What are you doing?

Bob is not wearing a costume.
Mike the mailman's

not wearing a costume.
Mike's a bunny.

He's not a bunny.
I'm a bunny.

You have a cotton ball.

He has a cotton ball.
On your uniform.

It's a great idea.

Now we're gonna get
you to the costume closet.

♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪

We got some sort of Chewbacca.
No.

The sun.
No.

Summer Frankenstein.
That's not a thing.

And, uh, oh...

I think we got a winner here.
No, no, no.

There, all better.

Now, you don't look
so ridiculous.

I'll trade you two packets of
hot sauce for a fortune cookie.

Throw in some cough drops
and you got a deal.

Sold.

This town is horrible
at Halloween.

We're trick or treating
by ourselves

for the first time ever;
we need to get some real candy.

Follow me.

I know where we can go.

We're going where
the rich people live.

Rich people are better
at Halloween.

And skin care.

That's why we're going to...

Kingshead Island.

Ooh.
Ooh.

Aah, I should have worn
more toilet paper.

Okay, uh, okay I admit
it's a little colder

than I thought it would be.

Aah, I don't wanna die.

I'm not wearing
my good underpants

and I'd be so embarrassed.

Did it just get
ten degrees warmer?

I think that seagull
just winked at me.

Hello.

Kingshead Island,
nice to meet ya.

Now, l trick or treat ya.

Wow, look how clean it is.

I could drink
from the puddles.

I'm going to.

Hey, guys.
Sweet 'tumes.

Costumes.

Edward Scissor Hands, cool.

Queen Latifah, also cool.

Finally, somebody gets it.

Toilet paper roll.
Nailed it.

Mummy.

Hey, I'm Milo.
I'm Ned.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
is that all candy?

Yeah, we already dropped
one bag off at home.

Now, we're gonna head
down Spencer Street.

That's where all
the good houses are.

Funny coincidence.

We were also gonna go
down Spencer Street.

Well, great.

I'm gonna eat like a Queen.

Come on, Lin, Teddy
went to the bathroom.

Now's our chance.
Let's sneak out of here.

But you look so cute.

I wanna spank the cake
right out of your face.

Uh, no.
Come on.

Aah!

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Somebody stepped on Francis.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

She's not breathing.
She's not breathing.

Live, damn it, live.

Teddy, let me try.

I have good lungs.

Somebody do something.

Mike, do something.

What do you want me to do?

I'm a mailman.

Aah, Mike's a mailman!

Oh, God.

Come on, move
those legs, Francis.

Move those legs.

Oh, I saw it. I saw it move.
Move those...

She's alive.
Come on.

Oh, no, she's dead.

No, she's dead.

Somebody stepped on Francis.

And then did nothing.
Nothing!

Teddy, how do you know
someone stepped on her?

Guinea pigs aren't flat,

they don't just look
like this in the wild.

All right, well, uh,
we're gonna go.

Uh, Lin, get your stuff.

Yup, yup, yup.
Great party.

Seriously, I hope that,
uh, Francis comes...

is... gets better.

Oh, no, you don't.

What? What?
Nobody's leaving.

The killer is inside this room.

No one leaves
until I find him

or her.

Sorry I'm late.

Whoa, who died?

Trick or treat.

Oh, you kids look great.

Here ya go, one for you.
Here ya are.

Oh, Africa.

Hey, is Bill puking
in my bidet again?

Full bars?

Full bars?
Full bars!

She just gave us
full-sized chocolate bars.

Does she know?

Oh, my God,
was it an accident?!

What just happened?

How does this not
topple your economy?

Everything I knew to be true
just went out the window.

The Wagners are on vacation
in St. Bart's.

You know what, good for them.

Those Wagners were
looking run-down.

Please, take one.

What happens when you take two?

Aah, it got me. Help!

Oh, wait a minute.
Nothing happens.

I'll take three.
Thanks, Wagner family.

Have fun at church
or whatever St. Bart's is.

Ah, it's got my hand.

Just kidding.

It was funnier
when Louise did it.

Ma'am, I'm speaking now.

I let you speak.
Now let me speak.

You don't tell me
when to call 911.

The police aren't coming.

Looks like I have to do
this investigation myself.

Teddy, I really
don't think anyone

at your party
purposely killed Francis.

Every man is capable of murder
if he's pushed far enough.

Mm-hmm.
Even you, Bob.

You've been stewing
in the corner all night.

What are you
talking about, Teddy?

You can get a little testy, Bob.

Don't buy him a V-neck T-shirt,
whatever you do.

He goes berserk.

You're not in the
clear either, Linda.

You couldn't share the spotlight
with Francis, could you?

You had to stomp her out.

Don't accuse me, Teddy.

You're the spouse.

It's always the spouse.

Passion of m-m-murder passion.

Teddy, you're going crazy.

I mean, you're kind
of ruining your own party.

Or did Dennis ruin my party?

By killing Francis.

I didn't kill your freaking rat.

Maybe you didn't, Dennis.

But I know you get dirty massages.
Whoa.

And let's not forget
about Mike the Mailman.

Me? What about me?

It's your walk.
Your menacing walk.

Slamming your feet
all over town.

Left, right,

Kill, kill.

It's a limp, Teddy.

You know Mike
has uneven legs.

It's why I wear
my special shoes.

Don't you mean murder weapons?
Yeah, you know what?

I actually wanna see everyone's
potential murder weapons.

Yeah, shoes in
the chip bowl, now.

Aww, those
were good chips.

Yeah, they were, Linda!

They were good chips!

Okay, guys.

It's getting pretty late.

Better get off
the streets, huh?

We're pushing it a little.

Uh, don't you think?
Yeah.

What do you mean?
We're just getting started.

There's a whole other street
here full of sugar

just waiting to course
through our veins.

Hell Hunt.

What does that mean?

Yeah, why did you
just whisper "Hell Hunt?"

You guys don't know
about Hell Hunt?

You're not from Kingshead
Island, are you?

America.

Every Halloween, after
all the parents get drunk,

the teenagers come out
and they go freaking crazy.

They ride around town on their
bikes, vandalize stuff,

and if any little kids
are still out,

I heard they, uh...
I heard they, uh...

I heard they, uh...

They, uh...
Say it.

I heard they
shave your head.

I heard they throw
balloons full of pee.

Three years ago my brother's
friend stayed out too late

and he came home covered in
syrup without any eyebrows.

Yeah, I don't know
about all this.

That's a lot
of different stories.

I like syrup.

Look, it's not safe.

We've got to get indoors.

And you guys need
to get to the dock.

Cool tip, Milo.

Come on, guys.
Let's go get some more candy.

Huh, what was that?
Huh? What?

Did you hear that?
No.

Hell Hunt! Hide!

Oh, kids, come out and play.

Hey, Wade Boggs,

do you like eggs?

How do you like these eggs?!

Ow! I don't like 'em!

Please don't cry.
Please don't cry.

Ah, quick question.

Does anyone here know how
to get back to the ferry?

Oh, ah,

hey, Amanda!
Hey, Bryce. What's up?

Oh, not much.

Just, uh, hanging out
with my... budsies.

I remember
when I was a sophomore.

Hell Hunt's so lame.

Yeah. I mean, it's like...

grow up, right?

I guess it's cool

you guys are keeping up
the tradition, though.

Oh, totally.
Yeah, Hell Hunt's the best.

So are you.

What?
Um, that's your car

that you're driving?
That's your car that you drive?

This guy is
dying out there.

He just needs
to be himself.

Oh, no. He should pretend
to be someone else.

What the freak was that?
What?

I-I thought I heard something.

I got 20-20 hearing. Anyway,

you should cruise by my lacrosse game.
No thanks!

Bye!
Bye.

There's one! Geesh!
Aah!

Goosh!
Ow!

Let's go.

Where are we?
I think it's a country club.

It's like a huge
miniature golf course.

The windmills
are gonna be enormous.

Look. I see a light.

Maybe that's the docks!

Tennis courts?

I don't think
those kids are playing tennis.

Or they're playing it
very wrong.

Ah, they all kind of fit.

Like she got stomped
a couple of times.

Can I have
my shoes back now?

I'm the only one here
with uneven legs.

Quit milking that leg, Wobbles.

Whoa, that's not funny,
Teddy.

It's okay.
It's my last name.

Fine, you can have your left one back!
Thank you.

Maybe we should ask
Francis who killed her?

Are you mocking me, Gretchen?

No. I'm a medium, Teddy.

I can talk to dead animals.

Mort, your toupee says hi.

Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Good joke!

She's pretending I wear
a toupee. So funny.

Okay, we're
leaving now.

Maybe I can still
catch up with the kids.

But Gretchen's
onto something.

Lin, she's just drunk.
Let's go

before she asks us
for a ride home.

Bobby! Psst.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

What? What is it?

You have fur on the back of your costume, Bob.
What?

And tiny little
scratch marks. Oh, God!

Oh, God. I ki...

...killed Francis.

Psst! Milo?!
I'm so glad you guys are here.

They're gonna
pee-balloon us

any minute now.

Oh, yeah, we're glad
we're here, too.

So, uhyeah,
you know what?

Oh, this just came to mind.

How do you get to the ferry?

Oh, ah, okay, just follow
this road down the hill

and turn right
at the stop sign.

Now help us
break out of here!

There's kids loose!

Let's get 'em!

Run!

You're in trouble!

- Get it?!
- Yes!

You can't outrun number one!

Yes, we can!

Three, please.

Let's get off this
godforsaken island

and back to the armpit
we call home.

I can't wait
to be back in my own house,

in my own pajamas,
in my own Dutch oven.

So long, island!

Oh, those kids
are really getting it.

I remember Hell Hunt.

Still can't stand the sight
of eggs.

Won't eat 'em,
won't touch 'em.

What about a
nice egg salad?

No more egg talk!
Yes, more egg talk!

- Aah.
- Eggs!

Let's go, Gene!

Tina, come on!

But Milo and Ned are back there,
and they need us.

Do they, though?

Tina, this
isn't our fight!

Do you really want to stay
here and get pee-ballooned?

Yeah. I can pee on myself.
I don't need any handouts.

Listen, this town gave us
the best candy we've ever seen.

We owe it to them to go back.

Great. Now my candy
tastes like guilt!

Aah! Fine!

We'll go back and save
Milo and what's-his-face,

but I get to slap Gene.
That's fair.

Aah! I banish you
from the land of Latifah!

Okay, so all we have to do is
sneak up to the tennis courts,

take out the guy
guarding the gate,

fight off four teenagers
and free the kids.

I zoned out.
Say that again.

We just need some kind
of distraction.

I'll be right there.

I'm just stopping to
get gum and some t-pons.

Distraction located.

All right, who wants
the first pee balloon? You?

No. You?
No.

And... send.

Hell, yeah.
I just got a text from Amanda.

"Pool party at the Wagner house
with me and the girls!"

What? That's awesome!

Ugh. It's kind of cold
to go pool hopping.

"The Wagner's pool is not cold."

That's weird.
Okay, let's go!

What about Hell Hunt?
Are you crazy?

These girls are seniors.

I heard Amanda's got
a belly button ring.

Well, I heard she can tie
a cherry stem with her butt!

I heard she has
to special order her bras!

This thing is like
a remote control.

They'll do whatever I say.

Tell them to push
their butts together.

Give them French accents.

She says hurry.

And that we're really cute
when we hurry.

Hey, get all your farts
out now before we get there.

Help! Help!
Let us out of here!

Help!

Queen Latifah, give me strength!

Thanks, guys.

Oh, oh, thank you.

I'm not a big fan of pee,
right, Ned?

Well, we've got
a boat to catch.

Hold on.
I'm not done with this yet.

These teens messed
with the wrong kids... us.

"Sorry we are late.

"We are getting our boobs ready.

"You boyz go skinny-dipping.

C U soon to skinny-dip."

All right,
let's pop off our pants.

There's a lot of
carrots in that stew.

- This is awesome!
- We're skinny-dipping!

It's gonna be even better
with girls, I bet!

Okay, let's get
to the ferry.

This candy's not
gonna eat itself.

We should steal their clothes
and throw them in the ocean.

Or we could take pictures
of them,

and then later,
we can look at them.

That would show them!

Fine, I'm gonna
get started.

Chocolate, caramel,
lollipop, hot sauce.

Yes! That's it!

Let's put hot sauce
in their underwear!

Does that even
do anything?

Yeah, if there's one thing a
wiener hates, it's hot sauce.

I learned that
the hard way.

Mmm. Taco on the toilet.

Why doesn't everybody do this?

11 years old
and still learning every day.

♪ And that's amazing grace. ♪

Who would like
to pay tribute to Francis? Mike?

Every time I delivered
mail to Teddy,

Francis greeted me
with a friendly...

♪ Wee, wee, wee-wee,
wee, boop-doop-doop. ♪

Something like that.

What do I do? Teddy's gonna
kill me for killing Francis.

You got to tell him.

A guinea pig.
What is it?

Anyway,
I'm Dennis.

Thank you guys.
That was beautiful. Bob,

do you want
to say anything?

Yes. Uh,
Francis was a great animal.

She went through her life
with such poise...

I can't do this.
Teddy, I killed Francis.

What?!
I-I didn't even know I did it!

I couldn't feel her underneath
this stupid fat suit

that you made me wear!

Oh. Oh.

Oh! Oh, God.

Damn it.

You could have been
summer Frankenstein.

Summer Frankenstein
wasn't good enough for you.

I'm really sorry, Teddy.

She gave me the best
14 years of my life.

Wait. She was
14 years old?

How long do they
usually live?

I don't know.
Three to five years.

Uh, she was a 154
in guinea pig years.

Uh, you probably
shouldn't have painted her

black and orange, man.

Yeah, she got
real dizzy.

She kept trying
to eat her paw.

Wait. Why would you spray-paint
your guinea pig, Teddy?

For the party, 'cause
it went with everything.

I know... Lin, I know that.

But why, Teddy,
would you do that?

It's pretty stupid.

I got caught up
in the party.

Okay, Bob.
We both killed her.

Fair enough.

Well, now I can
get a ferret. Anyway,

thanks for coming, everybody.

Sorry I called you
all murderers.

If anyone wants me
to burn them a copy

of this Spooky Sounds CD,
just let me know.

They're not coming.
I'm getting pruney.

Let's get out of here.

Chill out with your
dills out, man.

Don't be lame.
I'll call her.

What the...?

Hey!

Bye!

I should have
just taken one!

Those full bars
are weighing me down!

No!

Louise?

How many pairs of underwear
did you hot sauce?

Only one of them...
wore underwear!

Huh. Huh.

Oh, you are dead!

My baby!

Come here!

Our pee!
Ew!

And so,

the hell hunters become...
the ones

who are being hell-huntered.

Well put.
Thanks, guys.

Mess 'em up!
Bye, Milo.

Bye, Milo's friend.

We'll probably come back
next Halloween.

No, we won't!

Yes!
No!

Ooh. Gross. Have you guys
seen my phone?

Geesh!
Uh, actually some kid... Ow!

I'm getting hit with...
Ugh, forget it.

- Bye!
- Yes! Yes!

Ooh, so close!

Ugh! No fair.

I lost all my
full bars.

You can lick my wrappers.

Or I can eat
your wrappers!

Nothing will ever
replace my baby,

but these full bars
are coming pretty close.

There's my
little cavities!

Yeah, how was your first
Halloween without me?

Pretty boring, I bet.

Uh...
Um...

Your father
killed a guinea pig!

He squashed it with...
Lin!

Oh, tell us about that!

Was it in self-defense?

Did he disrespect
your woman?

No. I just...
rolled on to him.

Yay! Yay!
Oh, yeah!

Here's what happened.
Mm-hmm.

It was a dark and spooky night.
I knew it!

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