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Edward and I just wanted to
mention what a special day it was

when Charles came to us to
ask permission to marry Fiona.

Yeah, I didn't know this generation
asked permission for anything.

I remember how
completely floored we were.

Yeah, we completely were.

Yeah. He's just the
picture of elegance,

and he's so wonderful. And we...

we couldn't wish for
anything better for our little girl.

Hear, hear, Charles.

Now, unfortunately,
Charles' parents have passed away,

and he has no living relatives.

So, when he asked us,
he was not only asking for Fiona's hand,

he was asking
for a family as well.

Charles, I just want to say...

we couldn't be happier

than to have you as our son.

To Charles and Fiona!

To a long and
happy life together.

Thank you. Cheers, darling.

Cheers... to you. To you.

Charles,
I'd like to introduce you to Herman Bowen.

He's the state rep for Shelton.

Mr. Bowen. Meet my fiancé,
Charles.

Mr. Bowen. Fiona
won't stop talking

about how great your speech
was to the school board last week.

Oh,
that's very nice to hear. I...

It's great to meet you,
Charles. You too.

Mind if I just steal
her for a second?

Please. Okay.

Excuse me. Excuse us.

Darling, I thought this was
going to be a much smaller affair,

a friends and family
kind of thing. This is...

I mean, this is...

Hello.

Hello. Mmm.

Sorry.

So,
you're worried about something?

It's just it's bigger
than I thought.

You said it was just gonna
be a couple of guests.

I know. Well,
my dad just thought this'd be better.

Guess it just sort
of got away from us.

Yeah. Yeah,
it's fine. It's fine.

I'm telling you, nobody knows
how to run the campaign like he does.

Glen,
I know you're pushing Steve Isaacs,

but if you go back and
you look at the internals,

he scared of 17% of
our independent votes.

I can't let that happen
in my district. Charles!

Charles,
come here. Edward. Hi. Yes.

I want to introduce
you to some people.

This is my future son-in-law.
Please shake hands. How are you?

A Pleasure. Fiona!

Great to meet you. Fiona,
would you come over here, please?

Nice to be here. Gentlemen.

Now,
aren't they the perfect couple?

How can you not vote
for this one?

Thank you,
Dad. Thank you so much.

Here. Let's... Here you go. Oh.

There you go.

Charles, look at the camera. Oh.

There you go.

Fiona,
can I talk to you for a second?

Davis and I have decided

that it would be best if you
announced at the steel mill,

in Bridgeport,
like I did. Oh. Is that really...

No, no, no,
we want you to keep in step

with the Langston brand, honey.

It worked for me,
it should work for you, hmm?

Okay. Okay?

Okay. All right, sweetheart.

Knock 'em dead.

Thanks,
Dad. That's really helpful.

Listen,
he has your best interests at heart.

Wait. Whose side are you on?

Well,
if you put it that way. Mmm.

I can speak your language.

Might I have the opportunity
in the next hour or so

to speak to you in tongues?

I think that might
be a possibility.

Oh, you think so,
do you? Oh, okay. Mmm.

Hey, kids. Ma.

Fiona, your father wants you to
give the Montgomerys some attention.

Okay. All right.

Okay, come on. Have fun.

Hey,
Reynolds. Do you mind if I try...

Not with your fingers.

Oh.

Hey, chicken. Both: Mwah!

How are you? Okay.

What you doing here?

Charles,
don't make me go back outside.

It makes me nervous.
Don't be nervous.

It's just me and your sister...

and about a thousand
other people. I see your point.

Just... Just come on.
Come out... for me.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

C'mon. C'mon!

C'mon! Come to the party!

Eat some cake. Okay.

Mmm! Mmm. Mmm.

It's good. Oh yeah. It's good.

Well,
I'll tell you. You've got a good point.

One more vote. That's
your vote. Mm-hmm.

You know,
there are my constituents to consider too.

Edward,
come on. I never asked you for anything.

I just need you to back
me on this one thing.

Mr. Allerton. Please to meet
you. Charles Devonshire.

I don't know if you know this,

but you're one of four
donors... just four...

Who have contributed to the
Langston Family Foundation

since the beginning.

What I find really amazing
is that the two of you

are on different sides
of the fence politically,

but you don't let
that get in the way.

You don't care whether you have the
same views, whether you vote the same way.

All that matters is the cause.

I admire you,
if that's okay to say.

Well, thanks.

No, thank you.

Would you mind if I stole
him for a second? Sorry.

No, of course. Thank you, sir.

Really appreciate it. Okay.

Jesus Christ. Thank you.

You know,
Fiona never brought anybody home

that I thought
was worthy of her,

but I knew that I had found
somebody really special when I met you,

and I knew that
the two of you could

really hit it off when
I put you together.

Thank you,
Edward. It means a lot to me.

And you know what
we were saying earlier

about you being
like a son to us?

Well, that was no joke.

I mean,
I've always wanted a son.

Always wanted one,
and you're like... the son I never had.

I'm here! I
made it! Give us a name.

A little bit of this?

I'm on the list.
Marmaduke Balls.

That is really something.

It's no bullshit.

Just... Just hold that thought.

I just have to... Just a second.

I did. I rang ahead.

No! I'm on the list!

You're not on the
list. Get me on the list.

Guys, guys,
it's okay. Thank you. Thank you.

William. William, William,
William.

Here he is. It's really him.

I'm so happy. I'm
so happy to see you.

This really isn't a good time,
Leonard.

I'm kind of in the middle
of something. I'm coming in.

Oh my God. You smell good.

Sort of womanly,
but it does work for you.

Leonard, Leonard, Leonard,
you've got to go. What is it? Musky.

You've got to go. I'm so
happy that I found you.

This is so wonderful. It took
me a very long time to get here.

Would I miss my big brother's
wedding? You could've called.

I sent a message.

I didn't get the message.
You got the message.

No message. I
used a psychic link,

because that's what
brothers can do. Psychic link?

Yeah. "I'm coming
to the wedding."

I'm sending you a
psychic message right now.

Can you feel what
I'm putting out to you?

Yeah, probably will. Yeah. Okay.

Yes, I'll stay. Thank you. Leonard,
you've gotta go. You've gotta go.

Charles.

Fiona! Fiona. Fiona.

Oh!

This is Dean,
my old school friend.

Friend from school
called Dean. Oh.

You... You went to Eton?

Yeah, of course he did. Yeah,
of course he did.

Pfft! We were both
there... at Eton.

Goodness me. I loved that time
of my life. Same time. Of course.

'Cause that's when I met...

a man who would change
my life forever. Charles.

What is it? Ch...

Charles. Love him.

Here he is,
and I haven't seen him in ages.

And you'd call me my name all
the time. I would, which is Dean.

Dean. So, it's Charles and Dean,
and here we are.

Best pals. What
was our catchphrase

that we used to do at
school? Do you remember it?

What was it?

Here... Here's another
school day where we're friends.

Ah. That takes me back. Yeah.

Every morning we'd
start with it. Every morning.

And I never tired of it.

I thought none of your
school friends could make it.

No, none of his friends,
but his best friend,

and that's who I am...
his best friend. Yeah.

Inseparable. Yeah.

He's talked about me,
hasn't he? Has he not mentioned me?

Have you not mentioned
Dean? Dean the bean?

The stories we got up to.

Yeah. A few questions, no doubt.

Was he a troublemaker? Yes,
a little bit.

Guilty. Did he kiss
some teachers?

Yeah,
one or two. Guilty. Guilty.

Do you remember Mr. Harris?
He wasn't happy, was he?

Was there any you didn't?

A lot were fired. But it
was like... Look at you two!

Well,
she's amazing. Kiss! Kiss him!

Give him a kiss!

Charles, my grandparents would
like us to go and say goodbye to them.

Great. Good idea. Would you
mind going ahead without me?

I just need... I don't mind.
I'm good with grandparents.

...to catch up with
ol' Dean for a second.

I smell like them. Give
them my apologies,

I just have to...
Better check on them.

Don't want them dying
on you before the big day.

You know what
grandparents are like.

He talks a
lot. He talks too bloody much.

Shut your mouth! Okay.

Stop talking! This guy.
It's like we're buggered.

Would you just go and
apologize on my behalf?

Okay. Send my apologies.

All... All right. Yeah.

She can stay. I
don't mind. I love you.

Leonard,
come with me. Come with me. Eh?

Oh, I like this chair.

Leonard, how did you find me?

Oh.

I was at Uncle
David's rest home.

The food has really
improved. It's good.

And this letter arrived.
What's this letter?

It's from you,
you're getting married. Congratulations.

Lucky, 'cause I don't know...
My invitation, presumably...

I don't have an address,
so don't blame you. Hard to find.

What's this Charles business,
by the way?

I see you as William all the way,
to be honest. Listen, Leonard.

I've got myself into a
sticky situation here.

Mmm! Okay, I started out

All I did was try to get a little
bit of money from this family's...

very ineffectual
charitable foundation.

Feel the quality of this.

I thought the senator had
basically nothing to do with it.

You know,
I thought he wasn't gonna be around,

but then he start... Hey! Hey!

The senator. He
starts showing up,

and he seems to find
me impressive. Me.

Next thing I know,
he's setting me up with Fiona.

Yes. It was him. I didn't
say anything to her.

You are blameless
here. This is incredible.

And I want to tell Fiona.

But I can't. There's no way.

There's like 400
pounds of caviar

that's been ordered for
this wedding tomorrow.

I can't walk out of this now.

I'll tell her. Shall I tell
her? There's no way.

No. No. I'll tell her.

But listen to me. Listen to me,
buddy.

Mmm! I'm on the verge of a very,
very cushy situation.

It sounds good. You know?

Yes. That's why you need to go,

because I can't have
you here. I know you,

and I can't have you
fuck things up for me.

Have you seen this house? Yes.

Have you seen this house?

Well, here's what I think, you know,
William. Yes, they've got a nice house,

but I've got a nice brother.

I know which one I'd prefer.

Leonard. It's the brother.

It's lovely.

Leonard,
I'm gonna give you $5,000.

That'd be brilliant, actually.

I should've clarified. I'm
gonna give you $5,000

to leave right now.

Huh? I don't want to go.

I just got here. I just got
here to see my brother.

I don't want to go. I don't
want money. Leonard.

Leonard. No,
come on. Can we just move on?

I want to make a fresh start
with my brother, so can I stay?

6,000.

Do you actually
really want me to go?

Yes, I really want you to go.

I don't believe this.
Don't like Charles.

William back, please,
'cause what is this?

You don't want to tell
them that I'm your brother,

and you want that I should
go and I don't come back.

That's correct. I think
that's You just carry on.

I think that's for the best,
buddy.

Well...

Okay. I've outstayed my welcome,
haven't I, then?

Yes, well,
thank you for stopping by.

Leonard is keen to go,
actually, so... Okay, good.

But Dean likes being here.

What? What are
you talking about?

Dean loves chairs.

How much is it gonna
take for you to fuck off?

You want me to
just tell you a price?

Let me pick a price,
and then what shall I say?

10,000. $10,000?

Well, I just think you were being a
bit ambitious going after a senator

and his daughter.

Lot of fancy-looking people
out there. Important types, I bet.

Some expensive suits. Okay,
okay, okay.

Okay, okay,
okay. I've got some stories to tell.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. $10,000 is fine.

Not a problem. I should tell you,
I think Fiona has the hots for me.

I'm gonna write you
a check. Stay there.

Don't move. Don't
touch anything.

If anybody talks
to you... hey...

Especially Fiona,
your name is Dean. Hey. Hey.

Fiona. What's your name?

Dean.

We went to school together.
We were at school together.

We had a fun time. Best friends.

It was the
springtime of our life.

I'm gonna write you a check. Brilliant.
Make the check out to Leonard, though,

just in case Dean doesn't
have a bank account. Okay.

Ready? Just for
a few minutes. It'll be fun!

Okay, first one to touch Fiona wins. Go,
go, go!

It was crazy. It was a whole year
he spent just... dressed as a bee,

and he'd go around pollinating
all the different flowers,

just trying to help out
the gardens of Britain.

Congratulations.
And he got a medal,

but it was later rescinded, 'cause it turned
out he had used a lot of his own semen.

See you tomorrow. It's
true. He used to tuck it in...

Charles, you're a lucky man. Hey,
how are you?

Good to see you.

Honest... Charles. He was
great. He had a wig and...

Dean here, he got Carolyn to
come out of the house and join us.

Still here,
Dean. I know. Right here. Isn't it great?

I was coming to find you.

Well, basically,
I got too caught up having so much fun

with my new best friends,
Carolyn and Fiona.

That's sweet. She
really likes me.

Mmm. Charles,
where have you been hiding Dean?

He's so funny. Well,
he is funny,

Although,
I've got to say I'm surprised, buddy,

'cause I thought you were busy.

I thought you had about
10,000 things to do.

It did seem like that for a while. It did,
didn't it?

But the last time I saw you,
it was like, "I'm gonna be quite busy,"

Got lots of stuff on. I just thought,
"Here I am!"

Right. And you can't put a price on fun,
can you?

No. No, you can try...

You can try... but you can fail.

Well, that's interesting. "Fun,"
I don't do enough.

Let's have a drink. That's for you. Fun,
fun, fun.

I'm not sure Carolyn... No,
have loads, it's free.

Do you know what? I
love this woman. Just... No.

Ease up on it. Charles.

Where did you get
her? Got any more?

Get off her. I'm not joking.

I want one of these. Well,
you can't have her.

Incredible. Can I keep this one
for a bit? Get off her, you knave.

No,
don't touch her anymore. Just for a while?

I was touching her.

Dean was just saying
that you have invited him

to stay with us at the house
for the whole weekend.

Did he? Did he say that? Mm-hmm.

Your exact words. Thank you.

Only problem,
only slight sting in the tail

is that even though Dean's gonna be
here for a couple of minutes, probably,

he does have to go pretty soon,

because he has to catch a flight. Oh,
that's too bad.

Oh no. The flight. Of course.

Flight home. Oh.

Back to England. Off
you bop. Oh... woe is me.

Back to Blighty.
Get out of America.

There I am. I can't... Well,
you know...

It's been canceled.

What's been canceled?
The flight has been canceled.

Has it? The flight
has been canceled.

Just found out. That's so strange,
'cause I just checked,

and I think... I
think it's back on.

- So nice of you to check. - Oh.

Well, you know,
my pleasure. Isn't he nice for checking?

Come on. No, I checked after that,
and it got canceled.

Well,
I just checked after that and it's back on.

Yeah. When was that?

I'm pretty sure I
checked after you.

I checked really recently. I
checked after you for certain.

I just checked. Well,
I checked, and then...

the plane is
broken for all time.

Apparently that's...
The wings were wrong.

Wrong wings? A good pilot
will never take off in one of those.

It's like you don't want me to
stay. I'm desperate for you to stay.

No,
you have to stay. You're my best friend.

Of course I want you to stay. I want
to introduce you to Mom and Dad.

Oh,
great. I don't think you need...

Oh no,
that's all right... bother your parents.

Don't think you need
to disturb them. Okay.

Okay. Yeah. I better...

Finally.

Great talking to
you. You're welcome.

We'll see you tomorrow. Good
to see you. See you tomorrow.

Dean,
I want you to meet my mother and father.

Edward and
Charlotte. What a treat.

Thank you. So
excited. Heard such good things.

Dean is Charles' best
friend from school. Yes.

Oh! They met at Eton.

Oh, Eton. The English Exeter.

- That's right.
- It's very real.

Honey,
do you mind if we go inside

and look at the seating
chart for tomorrow?

- I think there are a few changes we
should talk about. - Good idea.

- Sure, sure. - I'll join you.

Will we be seeing you
at the wedding tomorrow?

No,
no. Dean has to go. He's busy.

Dean's staying as my guest.

- He's Charles' best friend.
- That is true.

Oh,
go on then. Is that okay? Is there room?

I don't think there's room.

He can stay in the guest
room above the state room.

Perfect. We'll
talk it over inside.

Yeah. Delightful.

Thank you,
Nancy. Big day tomorrow.

They've got this one room in
rehab that's just ducks, and supposedly...

Darling. Hey.

The ducks are happy 'cause
they come from a war zone.

You know,
I'm concerned about him with Carolyn.

Oh. Aren't you?

Huh. Um. No.

No, I don't think so. I haven't
thought about it, but no.

'Cause she's not, umm, uh...

terribly experienced with men.

By terribly you mean... She's
never been with a guy before.

Never been with a guy before. Okay,
well, you know, I...

hear your concern.
I'll be vigilant.

Great. I shouldn't probably divulge this,
but...

he had a very tough childhood.

Oh. His mother,
although she was wonderful, she was...

She was really lovely,
but she had dark spells.

So, I think Dean maybe grew up

creating a happier reality
for himself. Oh gosh.

Now I feel so bad about being
concerned about him with Carolyn.

Oh my God. No, no,
don't feel badly. You should be concerned.

Not alarmingly concerned, but...

Listen to me,
Fiona. If I could just...

snap my fingers,
and it would just be the two of us,

and we're past all
this and we're married.

Mmm. Yeah? We're husband and wife,
you know?

Mm-hmm. Love you so much.

I... love you. I love you.

Let's go. Let's walk
this way. Okay. Okay.

Let's go and join the troops.

Charles, come over here. I
want to show you something.

Was there some thing you wanted to
show me? Yes, well, I was just looking

at the table setups again,
and I think we might...

We're finalizing the ad
buys. Look at that and that.

Very nice. But you
see? You fit right in.

Fiona.

I'm having you meet with
Davis and Gail next week

to talk about your campaign...

Oh. Dad, I wasn't going to use
your guys... see what they can do.

No, I'm not holding you down,
honey. I have my own guys.

I'm trying to help you here. Ha!

Mom,
what were you saying? Too much business.

We have a wedding.
Let's let her rest. All right.

If we seat her next to Lewis,
there's a chance

he'll get her to do a profile
on Fiona when she announces.

Which would be great.
That would be great. Right?

We should... Of course. We
can talk about this in the morning.

- Great idea, Mom. Thank you.
- Good night, sweetheart.

Good night. Thank
you. Sleep well.

Good night. Thank you.

I'm having a wonderful time.

The drinks you ordered, sir.

Drinks? There we are.

You should get to bed, Reynolds.

Someone has defecated on the Bentley,
madame.

Someone what? What?

What do you mean? It was a person?
How do you know it was a person?

It was definitely
a person. Some...

How do you know?

Well, actually, now I think of it,
there was a group of raccoons...

A pride of raccoons, and they were
progressing at pace towards the garage.

I'm spilling quite a lot of this,
but it doesn't really matter.

- I'm having a lovely time.
- We should all get to bed.

Maybe bring the drinks up
to bed. Hey. There we go.

Join me,
Fiona. Will you have some of this? Uh, no.

It's actually... It's alcohol,
so you might like it.

I'll pass. No? Oh, I'm sorry.

You're right, ladies first. You've
found my wife's medication of choice.

You should
be in favor of this, darling.

It makes you seem
almost tolerable.

Listen,
I wanted to just say thank you to you all

for welcoming me into
your home like this...

So unreservedly.
Such generosity,

such kindness. I'd like
to tell you a little story.

Umm... Do we have
to? It's very late.

Well, it... You'd like this
story. We should get to bed.

I recently was disowned by my brother,
my own brother,

my only brother. And I
went to his home and...

He'll tell you. It's a sad
story. And my brother said,

"Go away. No, you're not
welcome." William: You know, it's...

I seem to remember you caused
your brother a lot of anguish.

Oh no, that wouldn't do well now. Yeah,
I think so.

I think you embarrassed
him. It hurt me a lot.

I don't know. I mean,
he's your brother. He's dead.

Oh. He died.

Wow. Yeah.

Wow. He... died.

And then... How
did... How did he die?

Oh! God, it was...

just one of the normal ways.

Normal way. Oh God,
I'm s... I'm bringing the mood down.

A little bit. A little bit. You know,
it's just... Anyway...

Thank you.

That's when Charles stepped in,
and he's like a brother to me now.

Sometimes I just want to say,
"brother," but it's not...

I can't. Not
accurate. Not accurate.

And he... my God,
what a kind soul. Okay.

There's nothing this man
wouldn't do for me. Stop it.

What a brilliant man. You're
embarrassing me. Come on.

No, no, no, no,
no. Maybe I'm paraphrasing, but he said,

"Come into this home,

"freely, any time. Be here. Take what
you need." Did I say that?

"Have anything." You are
paraphrasing. You are paraphrasing.

It was more poetic
when you said it.

He has a way with
words I don't have.

Listen. I'm gonna
get a bit emotional.

Whatever I can do... I just want
to say that you've done everything.

You've done so
much for me. Well...

I love you, buddy, so...

I love you too, mate. Okay.

That's quite a big thing
for me to say to a guy.

You know what? I just know
I'm going to love all you guys, too.

What a wonderful thing,
and I'm just so happy I can share it

with you all. To the bride and groom,
the happy couple.

Oh. Fiona and Charles. Well, Dean,
we're very sorry about your brother.

But, you know,

suppose we have a room
upstairs made up for you?

How would that be? Oh,
that's so kind.

Is that not a problem? Don't
feel you have to, honestly,

but that would be great. Or,
Carolyn, I don't know if you...

anything,
really. Maybe a room, a room.

So kind. Everything you've
said about them is true.

Oh! Allison's here!

Oh.

We'll be in the kitchen.

Mom.

No. What?

When she wants to come and say hello to us,
she can come and say hello.

Hmm?

Dear.

I should go... Yeah, yeah.

It's been so long!

Hi, sweetie. How are you?

I'm so sorry.
Something came up at the office.

- It couldn't wait.
- It's all right.

Mom and Dad are in the
kitchen if you want to say hello.

Oh! Okay.

Want me to take your coat? No,
I'm good, thanks.

Allison, meet my fiancé,
Charles.

Charles. Yeah. Oh. Umm...

Oh. Okay. Hi.

It's nice to meet you.
I've been so curious

to see the man who could've persuaded
my sister to get married so expediently.

You must be quite the charmer.

Yes, I'm famously charming.

I always thought it would
take someone really exceptional

to trap this one and...

now here you are.

Here I am.

Look who's here. Hello.

Allison! It's wonderful to see you,
Allison. Welcome home.

Hi, Dad. Charlotte: Hello,
Allison.

Hi, Mom. You missed the
rehearsal for your sister's wedding.

Yeah. I'm aware of that.

I spoke to her about it already.

Uh-huh. Dean.

This guy. Yup.

Of course we want
you to be successful.

All right if I...? Yup, good.

I saw the latest polls. Things
are looking good for you, Dad.

That's great. Looking good.

By the way, I have some changes
to the Foundation by-laws...

Amendments that I
need for you to sign.

Well, all right. All right,
all right.

Hey, Charles. Could you come over here,
take a look at this?

Yup. I've been having Charles

advise me on some of these sort of things,
like the Foundation.

Oh yeah. He
knows what he's doing. Oh.

I mean,
I don't have to get involved.

No, no, no. Honey,
Charles has been doing nonprofit for years.

It's how we met. It's his field.

I'm sorry, I was just...

surprised. No, no.

We actually worked together on
a few things, didn't we, Charles?

That charity for... oh yeah, marmoset erectile
dysfunction. Do you remember that one?

What? Mmm.

Sounds unlikely doesn't
it? I know it sounds fake,

but it's a real charity
that Charles set up.

No, no, no. Tell them about it.

That sort of... That
sounds absurd.

And yet weirdly... very real.

Well, no,
what it was is we were using the marm...

They were using the marmosets

for research... for
scientific research about...

- It was leukemia. They
were... - Oh yeah.

I mean, I'm not a scientist,

- but it was to do with leukemia.
- What was it again?

Looking for a cure,
but it didn't pan out. Didn't pan out.

It... yeah. The erections
were just a happy byproduct.

- There was no erections.
- They died happy.

Poor little guys. A happy
accident. "Article three..."

Interesting. Do I need
to look at this now?

Is that important? I could give it
a much more thorough go-over

after tomorrow. Well,
I'd really rather that you...

Yeah, well,
let's call it a night, hmm?

Just...

Yes, call it a night.

Yeah. If you would've
come here a little earlier,

we could've talked about it.

Well, good night, everyone.

See you in the morning.

It's going to be a
beautiful ceremony.

So, Charles...

Where else did you
work in nonprofit before?

London. London.

No,
I mean... what organizations?

Blessed Children's Foundation.

I haven't heard of them.

It's in the UK, probably why.

Oh. No.

Well, you know, I would love
for you to get me their information.

Oh. Sure.

Mm-hmm.

I'll probably have to do
it the day after tomorrow.

Have a wedding. Yes, of course.

I'm the groom. Yeah.

I should be attending that. You know,
I'm on the list.

I worked there with you, didn't I,
Charles? Do you remember?

The Blessed...

Children's F... Loved that. Best
three years of my life, that was.

Great times. Wish... ah...

Right... I could go back there.

Just do the songs again.

It was great. Shall we?

Okay, sleep well.

I'm so excited.

Thank you. Okay,
I'll see you in a second.

So, good night. Okay,
good night, darling.

Where do I go? Up here.

Good night, Dean. William: Okay.

Yes, good night, Carolyn. Okay, yes,
she knows. She knows you said good night.

Okay, okay, okay.

Just being polite.
Just saying good night.

I don't understand
why you can't behave.

Leonard, if you behaved,
everything would be fine.

Well, you know,
perhaps Dean is being a bit troublesome.

Maybe we bring Leonard back. Well,
I've got a better plan.

I'm gonna lock you in this bedroom,
and I'll let you out in the morning, okay?

I don't think I'll come out
well from that plan at all.

And please don't do anything
horrible to the bedroom.

Okay? Okay?

How little you think of me. I'm
going to tidy it up, if anything.

Okay, good night. People
have often said that about me.

All right. Okay. Excuse me,
is it haunted?

It's not haunted. I ask
because ghosts do go for me,

and they do find me quite
attractive. I don't really want that.

Do you remember
Aunt Joan's funeral?

I didn't tell you, but she found
me that night. Good night, Dean.

And she'd been dead for a while,
buddy. Mm-hmm.

Hey, don't lock me... Come on.

Darling.

Darling?

Yeah? Could you come in here?

What? I've lost something.

What?

All my clothes.

And my inhibitions.

Oh. You know,
I had them out there.

I came in, and they all just...

They must be in the water
somewhere. Maybe you could...

just swirl a hand around
and help me find them.

Darling,
do... Do you want to get in?

Come on, have a soak. Ah.

Come on, have a soak. No thanks.

This is my last night, you know,
as an unmarried man.

Don't you want to fool
around with an unmarried man?

Come on. You need to get
scrubbed for the wedding.

That's it. That's
it. Here we go.

I know we weren't planning
on being traditional, but I...

I think I'm gonna sleep
in Allison's room tonight.

You know, just give her and I...

a chance to catch up.

But don't you wanna dive
into this pool of treasures?

Yes, but I think I should...

Okay. Well... Enjoy.

Sleep well.

Come on,
little key. Yes, Mr. Key.

Ah. Come on, Mr. Key.

I am very lonely and I
enjoy the company of keys.

Please. Ah.
Another terrific plan.

Umm, who goes there?

It's me, Carolyn.

Carolyn. Good. Good timing.

Can you help me out here? I seem to
have accidentally been locked in a room.

You wouldn't mind, uh,
freeing me, would you?

I guess an oversight
by somebody.

I don't really
know what happened here.

Hello. Hello.

That's a real help.

A little bit past your bedtime here,
I'm afraid.

Hmm. Ah. Hmm.

I like this room.

Huh.

My great-aunt used to stay
in here when she would visit,

but she died last year.

That's such a good story.

I mean, this... Everybody's asleep,
huh? Everybody's gone...

I don't... I don't
know. I think so.

Great. Well,
fun. Thanks for stopping by.

It gets cold
in this house at night...

Yes. I mean, it's... out here in the hall.

It... It does. Carolyn.

Uh-huh? Are you going to bed?

Well, I mean, we were
kinda in the middle of negotiations.

I'm not really sleepy yet.

I was just coming to find you.

Well, since we're all up,
anyone for a drink?

Yes. Yes.

I think that's... Yes,
that seems like a good idea to me.

Do you know, funny story...

Beautiful house. You and
me are gonna get along well.

No, not the kitchen. Where does
Mr. Langston keep the good stuff?

Dean, no, that's my dad's...

All right.

Now, if I were an aged Scotch,
where would I hide?

You know what?
Can we not be in here?

Please don't mess
with my dad's stuff.

Let's just go have a
drink in the kitchen.

I found this stash years ago,

but it's just
peppermint schnapps.

Well, okay. Not bad for a start.

Carolyn, get that down you,
see if that helps.

Carolyn,
that's not water. Take it easy.

Ah, Fiona, come on. Daddy's not here,
you can drop the whole prig routine, hmm?

We're all friends. Ah! A safe.

This is fun. I'm gonna get
this little guy open. Any ideas?

Try 1-7-1-7.

He's used that number
before for things.

Oh. Great, Carolyn.

And... we're in!

Good work. All right.

Oh, who loves paperwork?

Because that's mostly paperwork.

Hey, this is interesting. Hmm. Did you
know your dad was a member of that?

I... I don't know what this is.

It is the Ordo
Templi Aquilinium.

It's a fraternal society set
up in 1717 in Britain, in fact.

Behind the assassination
of a lot of important people,

including Engelbert Dollfuss,
who was then, of course,

Federal Chancellor of Austria.

He tried to shut
down the Nazi party.

He got killed for it in 1934.

If your dad's caught up in that,
he might not be

the cuddly-wuddly teddy bear
I think we all thought he was.

They're also phallus worshipers,
so... not all bad.

All right,
I think we're making too much noise,

and it's bedtime.

I think we should
all just go to bed.

Mm, yes. That's a fun idea,
isn't it?

Here's a better one. Why
don't we go somewhere?

We could get to New
York City. It's not a far drive.

Bars will still be open. I know a
party that's going on down the street

with some people who I went to
school with. All right. You know what?

Tomorrow is my wedding day,
so I'm going to say no.

That's settled then. Wonderful. Fiona,
I'm so glad you're on-board.

Come on, guys. Come on,
Fiona. We need you to drive.

God damn it. I'm smashed.

Is it far? It's at the
Jameson's house, just over on Hillcrest.

So, Dean, I'm so curious to
hear more about this charity work

you've been doing with... Oh,
the charity work with Charles.

Yes, yes, lots to tell. Carolyn,
you're not driving.

Very generous man. Go, go, go.

Get in the back.

Come on, please. It's perfect.

It's the perfect
size. Focus on...

Dad's car.

Dean. Dean.

No, he said, "Add this..." You should
come back. We just got to the party.

Oh, hey, Trevor. Hey.

Looks pretty dead. Well,
it's late.

Carolyn. So this is
your fiancé's best friend?

Oh, well... Fiona,
how long have you known Charles?

You know what? I think it's a
little unfair, you coming back here

and pretending like you know
everything that's going on here.

You're not around.
You don't know.

Well, there's a reason for that.

I don't want Dad making
my decisions for me.

I don't do that!

All right, ladies and gentlemen,
big news.

I have on my person many,
many bottles

of very, very fine,
really very expensive alcohol,

and I'm willing to share it
with you my good, new friends.

Is that from our house?

I just can't remember.

Dean. Dean.

Dean!

We're just bubbling
under. We're so close.

You know, but there's people here,
in this very room,

who don't believe that
you guys want to party,

don't believe that you
are even capable of it.

And I don't know
who the people are

who think like that,
but they're here!

Who will stand beside me

and say,
"Fie! Fie!" to the naysayers.

Shall we all say,
"Fie"? Fie! Fie.

Fie! Good, Carolyn.

Reynolds. Sorry,
have you seen Dean?

I have regrettable news for you,
sir.

Just...

Where did he shit?

Always a good option. Wow.
Okay. Now hang on a sec.

I'm sorry. What
is this? It's a pool.

Right. Carolyn,
you're up. On your feet.

Clothes off,
in the pool. Come on, let's go.

Who else? Okay.

Uh... Carolyn!

Wow. Okay. This worked.

Okay. All right,
you... You've been good all night.

Don't let me down
now. Let's go! Carolyn!

Fiona, come on, let's join in.

Yes. Come on! Don't let me down.

Come on, wake up,
Connecticut! This is happening!

What are you waiting for? It's not a drill,
people.

There is nudity in a pool right now,
and you're missing it.

Fiona, you would be very good at this. I
think this could be your moment to excel.

Yes! Come on,
everybody! Now, now, now!

Come on! Let's go, let's go!

Whoo! Good. Good, good, good.

Take any photos,
and that goes in the water.

Fiona! Well done, party people.

It's perfect,
Fiona. You have to get in.

Nothing bad's
gonna happen to you.

We're drunk. We're
in a pool. It's ideal!

Yes! Umm... no.

Oh. Okay, sorry,
guys. She's a little bit worried.

Her daddy might be here somewhere,
huh?

Whoo!

Come in in your
pants if you want.

Come in in your coat if
you want. Come in in your coat!

- Fiona. Carolyn,
get out of there. - Charles!

What are you doing? Get out
of there! What are you doing?

I'm... I'm supervising. Come on,
time to go.

Carolyn,
get out of the pool right now.

Hey! This isn't a joke,
darling. Get out of the pool. Charles.

Why are you letting her do this?
Come on. Charles, I drove them.

They've both been drinking. Come on,
get out of the pool.

I'm being the responsible
one here. Okay. Okay.

Come on, let's go,
let's go. What are you doing?

What do you mean, what am I
doing? Your little sister's naked in a pool

full of fucking weirdos. I'm just
trying to protect your campaign.

What are... What
are you doing? Fie!

Yeah! Okay,
put your clothes back on.

Fie, Charles. What the hell...

Fie! Fie!

Fie! Whoo! What does that mean?

Whoo!

- Are you gonna let her do
this? - Not my fiancée.

Right. Hey,
what... What are you doing?

Guys, no.

- Guys,
what are you doing? - Run!

Fiona,
we've gotta go. We've gotta go.

Come on,
it's time to go. Fiona, let's go.

Fiona, come on. Whoa! Okay.

What the hell?

Carolyn and Dean just
took off in Dad's car.

What? Jesus fucking Christ.

She wouldn't be driving right
now if you hadn't come to the party.

I just... I can't believe that
you would be so susceptible

to go along with
someone like Dean.

He's your friend! Yeah,
he's my friend,

but he's also a
fucking liability.

You are my fiancée. I
expected more of you.

Okay, Dad.

Carolyn, stop! Carolyn,
pull over!

What? Sorry! Huh?

Carolyn,
stop right now! I can't really hear you!

We're driving too fast to hear you. Dean,
that's enough.

I'm helping! Whoa!

Charles,
watch out! No! Holy shit.

Carolyn!

No, no, no, no! No!

Oh my God.

You okay?

Hey, are you okay? Man: Yeah,
I'm okay.

Yeah? Is he all right?

Yeah, he's all right. Dean!

There's been an accident. Dean!

Can you come get me?

I don't know. It's all
right. Don't worry. I'm fine.

- You okay, honey? - I'm okay.

You did what you did to that
girl and you let her drive a car?

To be fair,
I'm in absolutely no state to drive.

She could've killed somebody.

You could've
gotten yourself killed.

And you went along with him,
Fiona.

I'm glad that your father isn't
here to see this whole situation.

My dad? Yeah,
what's he going to think

when he finds
out about all this?

Maybe he knows better than you

how you should be
handling yourself.

That's what you think?

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I think.

Mom. Honey,
what happened? Are you okay?

You keep coddling her,
she won't know she did something wrong.

She's not a dog,
Edward. Dad. Dad.

How's he doing? Nothing broken?

What's your name?

Could you give us a minute?

Okay. Let's get on it. Thanks.

Who was driving this car?

Honey, no, no, no, no.

Officers, I'm an attorney.

I can speak on behalf
of the Langston family.

I'd like to get your names and
badge numbers... Dad. Dad.

Could I talk to you for... You know,
maybe some other time. Thank you, dear.

Now, I just wanna tell you...

Fiona,
I'm taking you home to bed.

Is it my bedtime now?

Charles...

What are we doing?

We barely know each other.

Fiona, come on. I... No,
Charles.

I think that I convinced myself
that I loved you, because you just...

You seemed so perfect, and...

No,
I don't think we can go through with this.

Fiona,
you're under a lot of stress right now.

You shouldn't do anything
rash. Get in the car, Mom.

Come on.

Well, don't dilly-dally,
Charles.

Off we trot, hmm?

William, don't be sad.

This is good. It's just the two of us,
together again,

like when we were
kids. Don't you want that?

That's all I want. That's all...

You know?

You really fucked things up for me,
Leonard.

Come on.

Team effort, wouldn't you say?

You must really hate me...

to do what you've done.

No.

I couldn't hate you. You...
You're my best friend.

My best friend and my brother.

What's better than that?

Leonard, I'm in love with Fiona.

You're not being honest.
How can you have real love

if you're not being honest with
each other? We have real love.

I love you. We're
honest. That's good.

Get out of the car, Leonard.

I'll be fine, to be honest.

I'm very good
at hitching a ride.

So, don't you worry about me.

I actually like it
out here. Leonard.

Don't come back to the house.

As far as I'm concerned,
we're no longer brothers.

Just go away.

Go home.

Don't come back.

We could call Kevin at
city council about this. Or Lewis.

No, no, no,
we're not telling Lewis about this.

Now, Charlotte, call Gail.

Call her yourself. What
do you think I'm doing?

Well,
get her on the phone right away.

I'm trying to. She's
not picking up.

You know, Carolyn, I don't think you
should attend the wedding tomorrow.

I don't know why you
even say things like that.

Because he needs to feel big.

There isn't going to
be a wedding tomorrow.

That's enough. Fiona.

Leave me alone. Charles,
she doesn't want to speak to you.

Well,
maybe I want to speak to her.

Really,
you should just leave her alone.

Hey, come on, come on,
just help me out.

Just help me out,
'cause I've got to talk to her.

She needs to be alone.
You should respect that.

Edward, please. Allison,
come over here.

Come here.

What,
Dad? I'm trying to get a hold of her.

Fiona,
I'm not who you think I am.

Yes. Mm-hmm.

No,
I'm not that guy. I overreacted.

He says it's already
on... I know who you are, Charles.

I don't think you do. Tell
her it's her fucking job

to keep it off
the police blotter!

What the hell am
I paying her for?

Edward,
you need to calm down right now.

You have no idea how
deep this goes with my family,

the covering up like this.

...multiple times, Dad.

You don't want to be
a part of this family.

Trust me,
it's for the best this way.

Charles, Charles.

Would you come
here for a minute?

I need to go over a
few things with you.

Yup.

Come on in, Charles.

Have a seat. So...
is there anything else,

aside from Dean,
that I need to know?

Any... surprises?

No. No? Nothing gonna
come out of the woodwork

Any... crazy ex-girlfriends?

Anything? No, no. I wish.

Okay,
because if we can't contain this situation,

we might get a little more attention,
and that might involve you.

Are you ready for that? I
can handle whatever, sir.

Good, good, because I...

I've done a background check on you,
Charles. I hope you don't mind.

If somebody is going to
be marrying my daughter,

you should know that I need
to know everything about them.

Right? I get it. Of course.

But just now...

I've looked a little closer.
It's a little confused.

There's some things in
here that don't seem like you.

I mean, you spent a year... Mmm.

...at sea with the
Merchant Navy.

Pardon? Spent a year at sea

with the Merchant Navy. The
Merchant Navy. Yes, yes, yes.

No, I did do that. I did,
and... Mm-hmm?

It wasn't really for me,
you know, but...

got a lot of reading
done. Yeah. Oh.

A few puzzles. You know. Yeah.

No action in the North
Atlantic? Just puzzle action.

Okay,
and... just last week you were telling me

about the charity work that you
did in the Sudan last summer.

That's correct. But here it says
you were registered as working

full-time with a venture
capital firm in London.

Can I just...? Yeah. See?

Oh. Yeah. Yes, well, no,
that's... that's correct.

They were... They were
very lenient with holiday time,

especially 'cause I said,
"I'm going off to do some..."

You did the charity work on your
holiday? They tend to be understanding.

Yes, I did. Yeah. Yeah.

And you worked as a
caretaker at a dialysis clinic

in Shoreditch for six months?

Yes, I did do that. Yeah.

Great dialysis in
Shoreditch. Some of the best.

Nothing here about the
marmoset leukemia thing.

Well, that was... I mean,
that was pro bono.

Pro bono? Yeah,
I just mean off the books.

Well, Charles, I don't think I need
to hammer you with this, anymore.

But, Charles...

Allison isn't always here,
and...

Carolyn... well,
you met Carolyn.

But Fiona is the one.
She is my legacy.

And we need to take care of her,
Charles.

I think she can take care of herself,
but I will do what I can.

Now, I'm counting on you.

Thank you.

Okay.

Dad,
are you... Can I come in a second?

Sure, sweetheart. Thank you,
Charles.

No problem. Oh, no,
Charles can stay.

It's better if you stay,
actually.

Okay. Do you mind if I
take a look at that file?

Yeah,
I'm just... I'm just a little confused,

because I was
talking to Dean earlier

about some of the charity
work that you two did together.

I was just at an accident.

A pretty severe car accident.

Do you remember? A lot of stuff
kind of got swept under the rug.

And that's weird, isn't it?

'Cause that doesn't
seem particularly legal.

So maybe I have some
questions for all of you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't
want Charles to think this about us.

Let's everybody calm down. It's late,
you know.

We don't want to go nuts.

Look... Out. Everybody out.

Out. Out.

After you.

All right.

Fiona,
why don't you come in here?

We'll have a little
chat. It's all right.

Mr. Dean is at the door.

What? No,
don't let him in. Do not let him in.

Okay. Right, right.

God damn you, Reynolds.

Okay.

I didn't want to tell you
about this before the wedding,

I wanted to spare you, but...

but my internal polling says
that I am down seven points

and I could lose this election
if I don't pull it together.

Now...

maybe... the calling
off the wedding,

maybe we can take that hit if we're smart,
but...

I want you to
listen to one thing.

There's gonna be
some desperate reporter

who's gonna be
asking what happened.

And he's gonna be
snooping around,

and he's gonna wind up finding
out about Carolyn and the accident,

and God knows what else.

I'm here. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Hey, Dean. Hey. Hi.

What are
you doing? It's fine. Listen to me.

Mm-hmm. Will you forgive me?

Forgive me. It's so important.
Don't care. Don't care.

Please. I know I'm in the
wrong... I don't care. I don't care.

No, because I can fix it.
I can fix it. You can't fix it.

Yes, yes, yes,
I'm going to fix it.

We've got a great plan. Don't
worry. It's going to work perfectly.

The most important thing is
that you forgive me, brother.

I'm going to start
with the family.

I'm going to make
good with the family.

Who would like a drink?
Would anyone fancy a drink?

Just listen to me.

Now, I'm... paving the way for you here,
honey.

Now, I know you're going to
make a great public servant,

but right now your
campaign needs my coattails,

and you're not gonna
win if I lose the election.

It's all gonna fall apart.

Mrs. Langston,
there's a young lady here.

What? Yes. She's with me.

Charles said I could
bring a guest. Yes.

She's great, actually,
and she's gonna fit right in.

You're gonna love her.
She's smart. I didn't...

Fuck clever. Wonderful,
funny person.

Knows how to take a cock, as well,
so... you can't put a price on that.

Well, you can for trying,
can't you?

Fuck! Sorry.

It's so dark out there,
I can't see shit.

Whoa! Mmm!

Hi! This is Carla.

Hi. Carla is here.

Carla. Hi. Carla,
Do the hands. They love the hands.

Oh, you're a cutie. You're a
cute little muppet. Look at you.

Hi. Carla.

This is very... This is working for you.

Is this your house?
It's fucking great.

It's lovely. It's a lovely
house. It's fucking great. Carla.

Hi. So nice to meet
you. Hello. Yeah.

She's sexy. This doesn't
stop. Wait till you meet this guy.

Carla. How you
doing? It's Charles.

Charles. Charles!

It's Charles. Yeah. Yeah.

Charles.

Good Time Charlie, huh? Well,
I'm not really having a great time.

Oh, I'll change that. Will you?

Never asked you for anything.

All of my life, I've tried to give
you everything you wanted,

and this one time,
I need you to do this for me,

for your children. Mm-hmm.

I want this to be the beginning

of the Langston
political dynasty.

We can't stray from that course,
honey.

Dad, I've made up my mind.

Well,
if you won't listen to reason...

then we'll have a real talk.

We're... We're friends from school,
Carla. Can you believe that?

What a story. Really?

Yes. Yes.

He's not... Oh,
I thought you were related.

You look like brothers.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Yeah. I don't think so. He
looks like a drowned Elizabethan.

I'm going to need to
borrow about $200.

Nothing to do with
present company.

So...

Fiona and I have talked it over,
and we have agreed

that the wedding tomorrow
will proceed as planned.

I did it. We did it.

So, all is well,

and we'll all just...
carry on as we would've.

Well, okay.

Yes!

Here we go. Fiona. Fiona. Whoa,
whoa, whoa.

Who's getting
married? A wedding.

Here we go. Are
you excited about the wedding?

Let me talk to you.

Everything back to normal.

Fiona, I don't want you to go through
this if you don't want to go through it.

It's fine, Charles. No, it's...

I don't care. Wait.

Fiona, I'm not gonna make you do
something that you're gonna regret.

Oh,
I have the... I have the room. okay.

So, I met your dad and...

wasn't entirely... truthful.

You're... You're gonna laugh.

She's gonna laugh when she hears,
right?

She's gonna... I... Yes.

It's just that you were so
beautiful and... and perfect

and... sweet.

You were so sweet to me.

And we... we had
such a good time.

So I lied.

My name isn't
Charles Devonshire.

It's William Rooney.

What?

William?

I don't have a
background in nonprofits.

I don't come from a good family.

And this is my brother, Leonard.

Ah! Did not see that one
coming. I knew it.

And this is clearly some inexpensive
prostitute he brought into your home.

Now, hey. Now, come on,
please. "Inexpensive"?

I'm just
saying what I see. Okay.

Mid-price,
mate. Mid-range. Affordable...

Yeah... is what they call me.

Is this true?

Fiona, it's still me.

I couldn't let you
go through with it...

because I love you.

Good to get that off our chests,
isn't it?

Do you know what I
mean? I feel a lot better.

It was always hanging over us a little bit,
you know?

Woof!

It's a lovely speech.

May I speak with you two in the other room,
please?

Okay. All right.

He's got the booze,
mate. I'll follow him.

I'm gonna... Let's...
We're... We're gonna talk.

Won't be long, Carla. I'm sorry.

What a fun day.

Going downstairs.

Sit down.

Sit the fuck down.

It's all right. It's
okay. It's just...

I just need to talk
to you for a minute.

Okay.

Okay. Uh...

We used to keep the dogs in
here when I would go hunting.

They used to sleep right
over there in that corner.

This is the hunting room.

My father used to
bring me down here

when he would take me hunting.

I inherited the long tradition

of fending for one's
self in the great outdoors.

We had this cabin in Montana.
We used to go up there.

He'd take us hunting,
and fishing, and hiking for days.

My grandfather did
the same for him.

My family grew up
out of the savagery

that was the forming
of this country.

And in 1863,
when they were putting in the railroads,

my great-great-grandfather
had the wherewithal

to invest in the steel industry.

And through that
brutal business,

he was able to hold on to the
fortune that had been passed on to him

by his ancestors who came
over from Europe in the 1700s.

And my father believed...

in the ideal of family,

and he believed in maintaining
that ideal however possible.

And my family has
a lot to protect...

Long bloodlines and long...

illustrious past,
and that means a lot to me.

And I have no intention

of seeing anything or
anyone destroy that.

Are you smirking at me,
you little rat fuck?

No, he's...

You think you can treat me and my daughter
and my family like we were fucking idiots?

Well, you know, I'm...

Do you know
what I'm gonna do to you?

You know what I'm gonna
do? I'm not playing around.

I'm laying my
cards on the table.

I'm gonna fucking kill you.

I'm gonna fucking kill you,
and that's it.

This is turning out to be the most
important moment of your entire life.

Everything you have ever
done has led you to this moment,

and now you're
gonna fucking die.

And I can do it.
It's no problem.

Look, don't even worry about it.

It's a non-issue.

Jesus! Okay, come on. Hey,
hey, come on.

What the fuck are you... Put it down,
Edward, come on.

Because you know why?
You're nothing to me.

You are nothing to
me. You're nothing.

You're just pieces of shit.

Boom, boom! You're gone.

I hope you appreciate
the severity of the situation.

I hope you're crapping
in your nappies,

'cause I'm gonna say
this one more time.

You're gonna fucking die!

What would you
do in my situation?

Somebody comes into your
life and tries to steal from you?

Tries to... worse that stealing,

tries to... to abuse your trust

and take advantage of your
generosity and your friendship,

and then try to marry your fucking
daughter under false pretenses?

My God! I wanna know!
What would you do?

Maybe let them go,
don't talk to them again?

That seems... Yeah. An option.

...the thing to do.
We could try that.

They're very sorry.

They are. Take your clothes off.

Take your clothes off.

Hey! Hey, girls,
come down here! I wanna show you something!

Edward,
what are you trying to accomplish here?

I'm gonna humiliate
you in front of my daughters.

I'm gonna make you lick
each other's fucking assholes.

Oh my God!

Dad, what are you doing?

Yeah. Edward,
have you completely lost your fucking mind?

Mom, make him stop.

This is it. I'm gonna make you
feel pain like you never imagined.

I'm gonna burn your fucking pricks off,
you pieces of shit.

Edward! Dad,
what they've done is a felony.

It's fraud, and they're going
to prison for several years.

Dad? This is crazy. Please stop.

Fiona, back the fuck off!

Now, take your clothes off now!

Leonard, don't. Leonard, don't
take your clothes off. No, I think I'll...

It feels like I'm gonna
take my clothes off.

I don't mind so much,
I have to say,

although I don't think it's
very hospitable of you, is it?

Not how I'd treat a guest. Don't think
your mother would be very impressed.

Hey, hey, hey. And we're
gonna lick each other's assholes.

You need to start,
'cause I'm gonna be there soon.

I'm not taking
my fucking clothes off.

I want all of you girls to know
how much your father loves you

and what he is
willing to do for you.

Dad, you're being psychotic.
You thought you could do this

to my daughter
and get away with it?

Well, you are in hell now. You
are about to be in a living hell.

- Quick question from me.
- Yeah? What?

Is it everything off?
What do you want?

Yes. All of it off. Do you
want to see the naughty bits?

Yeah. I think he does,
doesn't he?

Charles, William,
whatever the fuck your name is,

you've got five seconds
to take your clothes off.

That's not gonna be
happening. Stand up!

Up, Up! Fine, fine, fine, fine.

You were going to be a son to me,
Charles.

My name is William.

Dad, really,
this has gone far enough.

They have plenty of criminal
prosecution awaiting them.

Take off your clothes!

Don't... might not be the
right time to mention it,

but I do get cold quite easily,

so I might just slip some of
these guys back on, actually.

Jesus! Sit! You sit still! Oh yeah,
kick 'em.

I wonder. Would
we not all respond

a little bit better to a bit of
kindness here? Leonard...

Shut up! Shut up! I'm just
suggesting then maybe your wife,

Shut your goddamn
mouth! Hey! Stop!

I don't seem to be able
to shut up. Jesus. That's it.

- I just think that maybe your wife,
your daughters... - Dad, don't.

Okay, these two liars are going
to get everything that they deserve.

What are you doing? Hey! Hey!

Ah! That's a very good start!

Hey!

What? What? What?
Jesus fucking...

Dad, stop! Get off him!

What? What? For... Get off him!

Get... Stop it. Stop it. What?

Stop!
That's okay. That's enough.

Well, thanks for the gratitude.

So just shoot me.

What do you think your lives
would be like without me?

Edward, you're drunk.

How do you think you can afford

all the nice things
that you girls like?

Huh? Living off of
Carolyn's good looks?

Sucking money
out of this family,

hasn't had a penny to her name
since she got out of college?

- Hey, hey! Edward,
Jesus Christ. - Edward!

This is about us, not them.

Do you think that the
inheritance pays for this?

The inheritance was practically
gone by the time I was born!

I'm holding all of this together
by the sweat off of my back!

And if you demanding harpies
had any appreciation at all,

you would be kissing my
feet when I came home!

- Okay?
- That's practical.

Edward,
you are such a fucking baby.

Don't take your
shit out on our girls.

Don't burden them with that.

It's selfish and it's cruel.

And you told me everything
was fine with money.

I would have done
something if I had known.

What are you gonna do?
Take on an extra class?

Gas up the car occasionally?

Okay,
you know what... You know what I think?

I think everyone should just,
like, calm down,

like, you know,
maybe take a breath.

This is... This is kinda
fucking weird down here, you know? So...

You think it's easy
making money?

You think it's easy?

I'm sure you do,
Carolyn. You think it's easy?

It's not easy!

Dad,
this has nothing to do with Carolyn.

Edward, enough!

Well, you're the one that always
said she was the dumb one.

Honey,
he's taking that way out of context.

I... I would never
say that about you.

Oh, I'm sorry,
Carolyn. It's my fault!

I didn't push you hard enough. It
probably wouldn't have made any difference.

My God, Dad. Oh,
shut up, Allison.

Mom. All those years
that I stayed away,

it was to get away from him,
not you.

He was the one.

God,
Allison. You're one stuck-up bitch.

I don't know how
or when it happened,

but I am sorry I wasn't able
to help you grow up better.

Edward, how about this?

I used to love you.

I used to love and adore you,
and I don't anymore.

You're ignorant, you're a pig,

and I have been stuck with
you for more than 30 years

because I wanted
to protect the girls.

All right? Is that
enough for you?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

What was I supposed
to do with daughters?

All I ever wanted was a son.

Just one goddamn son...

to carry on my name.

Which will die with me.

Shit.

The great shame of my life.

You've all been a disappointment
to me since the day you were born.

Real nice,
Edward. Thanks for that, Dad.

Since we're all being...

so honest with each other,
I wondered if...

Look,
there's been something I've been...

meaning to ask you since I...

came here, and...

I'm just gonna say it. And I
think you already know what it is.

I'd love to suck one
of your wife's toes.

I think that would
really relax everybody.

I think we've had a
bit of a stressful day.

Should we put it to a
vote? Anybody? No?

Let's go vote. He doesn't count,
anyway. He whipped me.

That's got to rule him out.
Hands in the air for yes.

Carla. Good, that's two.

Ooh. The voting has begun, guys.

Don't worry. Come on, sweetie.

Come on, just a few more.

It's... Picked the wrong time.

Timing is everything with these things,
isn't it?

Fiona.

I'm sorry about all this.

I'm sorry that I hurt you.

I'm sorry that I
risked hurting you.

You need to shut
the fuck up right now.

You need to shut the fuck up.

Back it up!

Back it up! That's good!

Right! Right there!

Hello. I'm sorry.

There's been a change of plans.

I don't think we're gonna
be needing the flowers.

Well, these orders
have already been put together.

I'm afraid someone's
gonna have to sign for them.

Mom. Yes?

The caterers are
setting up in the kitchen.

I don't know what you
want me to tell them.

Hello! Hello.

Hello! Hi. Where is she?

Tell them to hang tight. Woman
2: Hello! Happy, happy day!

Where would you like
us to stage everything

so we can get started
on your hair and makeup?

Maybe right here? Oh,
in the bedroom.

Oh,
oh! How about by the pool? Natural light.

Oh,
that'd be fantastic. Beautiful.

She's radiant already.

So, where are you from?

Umm... What, really?

Yeah. Lewisham, Chelmsford,

Lewisham again, Stowe,

Slough,
Dundee for a particularly eventful night.

Leonard and I used to just
chase our mother around Britain.

On the long journeys, we would
amuse ourselves by playing this game,

where we would both be
crime-fighting time travelers.

We called it Time
Crime... or Crime Time.

Have to check with him.

I used to play a game
when I was little where...

when my sisters and I were
dragged to a dinner or whatever

at one of my parents' friends' houses,
I would...

take something.

I would stash it in my
bedroom and not tell anybody.

Fiona.

That's very naughty.

I think the name of
that game is... robbery.

I called it Takesies. Takesies.

Well...

off to fight some
crime in the past. Mmm.

Bye.

Bye.

Hold on.

I think we could try
to make this work.

What?

My father's terrified right now.

The more I say no,
the more he'll give me what I want.

Dad. Hmm?

Dad.

Dad! Ah!

Dad. We're leaving.

The wedding isn't
going to happen,

and William and I are going away together,
and...

I'm not coming back.

Just sit down for a second.

Just sit down for a second here.

Dad, we don't have anything
else to discuss with you.

The wedding will
proceed as planned.

Dad.

There's nothing that you can say
that'll make us go through with this.

Fiona, neither of our campaigns
can withstand a scandal.

This isn't a joke.

The wedding will
proceed as planned.

Now, how about this?

You will have complete
control over your campaign.

Complete control.
I will not interfere

in the least. I
give you my word.

And one more thing. William,
you will...

You'll like this.

The deed to the house.

We were thinking of turning that
over to you for a wedding present.

So, you can still have all this.

Both your names will be on it.

You can have it all.

I was... These are nice,
because they're fuzzy. You know?

Mmm. That should fit, I guess.

Jesus. Are you okay?

I've got him.

I've got that piece of
shit in a stranglehold.

Fiona. Mm-hmm?

You're not seriously considering
taking him up on his offer, are you?

The man is a
certified psychotic.

Did you not see
him whip my brother?

Yes, and I have been dealing
with that man my whole life,

but I'm in control now.

Okay,
umm... you're scaring me a bit.

The offer is tempting,

but all that matters is
that we're together, isn't it?

This is crazy. Look, this...

I'm sorry. I was listening in,

and you can't be
considering this.

Look, I know that I can come
across a little bit... devil-may-care,

and it kind of works for me. It's sexy,
I guess.

But you're finally being
honest with each other.

You can't do that
here. William's back.

You can't go back
to being Charles now.

So, you'd struggle for a bit
of money. Oh well, big deal.

Listen to yourselves.
You're saying you think

you've got everything you've
always wanted. You already have that.

Huh? It's not... money or walls.

It's... It's each other.
You already have it.

What more do you need?

I will, dear. Congratulations,
Charles.

Thank you. Thank you
so much. Mr. Montgomery.

Thank you so much for
coming. We'll talk later.

Congratulations. I really
appreciate it. Thank you for coming.

Your dress is gorgeous.
Thank you for coming.

You're a lucky
man. Don't I know it.

Oh yes, yes. Charles,
what we talked about earlier...

I'd like to bring that up for
a vote in the next meeting.

Fine. Why not?

Edward tells us you're taking
the Langston name. Is that true?

It's a big move.

Well, listen, you know,

Charles Langston...
Got quite a ring to it.

No, it's... the Langston family has a
rich and illustrious history, and I'm...

you know,
I'm happy to be a part of that.

- Oh yes.
- I know.

Thank you for...

It's all right. Come on. There.

Excuse me.

You just keep having fun and don't
ever let it get boring here, all right?

I hope so. Bye,
darling. You sexy minx.

You're gonna sneak out
without saying goodbye?

Bye, darling.

Well, good wedding. Wow.

Yeah. Good ceremony.

I think everybody enjoyed that,
"Charles." Thank you.

Hey. Listen, you should... stay.

There's more food coming.

Bit of a disco later.

If I stay,
I'm going to cause you trouble.

You know that. I can't...
Look at this. Come on.

Look, it's set up for me! It is.

I wanna push an
aunt over in a cake or...

I can't help myself.
There's some very nice cars.

I'm gonna shit on something
I'm gonna regret.

You don't want me around.
You know I will. Huh?

It was me,
by the way. Did you work it out earlier?

From... do you remember? No.

You shock me. I know you thought it wasn't,
but it was.

I hanged a raccoon
for that crime. Yeah.

Well, so it wasn't all bad.

I didn't... I was gonna say bye.

Also, Edward's giving me
quite a lot of money to leave,

so there's a... yeah. Well,
that sounds more likely.

So, don't worry about me. All right,
look.

Oh. Huh?

It was good. It was all right in the end,
huh?

You were a little worried there.

Bye. Bye.

Leonard, Leonard, wait.

You're my brother.

I'm really
sorry about everything.

I don't know. You've
only just arrived.

Yeah. I would really like to
have family here tonight, and...

you're my family.

Now...

That's nice.

I'm gonna go,
but it's all right. Don't be upset.

It's fine. It's good for me.

I've got some money in my pocket,
time to move on.

I'll be back. It
might be a while.

5,000 years? Who knows
how long it's gonna be?

Does Fiona know
we're immortal yet?

I haven't told her. I
haven't broken it to her.

She'll find out. Yeah. Well,
maybe she won't.

She'll probably die before me.

They always die first.

All right. Oh! I didn't
get you a wedding gift.

'cause I didn't know,
but I have something for you.

You didn't wrap it.

Nipple clamps. Yeah. For
her. Nipple clamps. Okay.

Okay. Thank you.

Don't let Reynolds in my
room before I... come back,

'cause he won't like
what I've put in there.

But do push food under
the door every now and then.

Congratulations!

Thank you for coming, Carla.

You're a... a sweet person.

So you would know
my friend Natalie?

Pembridge?

The truth is,
I owe you an apology.

I'm really sorry. I'm so sorry.

Just... It was my
fault. I missed you.

Honey, I missed you, too.

Partiers here? This is
where the partiers are sitting?

Enjoying yourself
a little too much?

That's fine,
have fun. Great to see you.

Thank you so much for coming.

...too,
but I think she's a knockout.

Well, I just hope they're as happy
as Charlotte and I have been.

They're the perfect
couple. Never been happier.

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