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And our commerce site
is almost live.
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Why didn't we
think of this earlier?
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Oh, right.
We didn't have the Internet.
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A product's about to drop.
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Wait.
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We just sold 500 boxes
of old office supplies
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at 24 bucks a pop?
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We like to think of it more as
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a consumer-defined
vintage-organization experience.
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Uh, but yeah.
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How much markup is that?
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700%.
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Uh...
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24.
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Okay.
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It's a, uh, 700% markup.
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Alright.
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70%?!
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Uh, is that the... the decimal?
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Another drop coming.
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When these two suggested
we use all this
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old, unsold Sebben & Sebben
stuff and market it
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as curated experiences,
I thought they were high.
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- We were.
- We were.
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They were high,
but even impaired,
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they found a way to make an old
company sort of relevant again.
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They did it.
You all did it, even Paul.
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- He did it.
- Whoa! Gah!
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We did it, you guys.
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I know it's cheesy,
but we're a team. I'll say it.
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We're a team of heroes
who saved the company
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and sometimes save...
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Jude?
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Fuke?...the world.
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You guys are heroes.
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You make me feel whole.
And as a token of appreciation,
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I've had a costume made
for each of you.
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Halloween?
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Mm, Bird Team.
Ugh!
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Ooh, mama.
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A Eurocup thigh hole,
fortified junk pouch.
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It is like you crawled
inside my brain.
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It is super body-positive,
so that's something.
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You don't like it?
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None of you like the costumes!
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I do. them.
Right, Judy?
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Jude, you know how
you're the boss
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and we work for you, even though
our name's not on the company?
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It's the same with Bird Team,
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except we don't get paid,
and it's kind of a... the...
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Pain in the ass.
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We're happy to back you up,
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but "team" might be
overstating it.
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What would you call it?
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A good hang.
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It's a good hang,
until someone texts "You up?"
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That's new.
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Uh, what do
the other buttons do?
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Just go.
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You're on your own, Jude.
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♪ Hey!
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh,
my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
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♪ Who is the
girl that saves the world? ♪
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♪ Hey! Hey!
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Birdgirl!
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I'll do everything in my power
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to make this right, sir.
What's that?
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I am somebody's
daughter, you pig.
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Gil, I'm feeling a little empty,
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like there's a pit
in my stomach.
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Want to grab a bagel
to fill the pit?
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I'd like nothing more than to
fill your pit, but I can't.
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You can't.
Right, right, right.
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I know it's last-minute.
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It's the experience boxes.
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There are some
minor-ish problems.
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Hold, please. Hold, please.
Hold, please. Go away!
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It turns out
stuff is disappearing.
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It's been happening all morning.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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Well, good luck with that.
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I'd love to go
on my lunch break!
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The company's going
down in flames.
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Perhaps you'd like to hear why.
I'm talking over here.
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1997, we designed a phone,
and it was good.
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Problem was,
it didn't have enough heft.
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An office phone needs heft.
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Should be hard to lift
because you're at work,
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and it should feel like work
when you use it.
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When you hang it up hard,
you want the person
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on the other end to feel you
hang up in their stomach.
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And when you throw it
across the room at someone
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to underline a point,
that person should feel it!
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Our engineers spent months
trying to crack it.
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Nothing until one day,
your dad made a discovery...
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A deposit of
a mysterious mineral.
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It wasn't pretty,
but it was one thing,
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and it was a lot of that thing.
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It was heavy.
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So this clever bastard
in engineering
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had the notion to make
the phones out of this stuff.
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But it didn't just add heft.
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It made everything feel better.
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We called it Baltimo.
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We put the stuff
into every single product
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Sebben & Sebben produced.
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So, I don't understand
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how a mineral makes
products disappear.
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Um, Baltimo has a half-life.
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We've known for years,
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but the half-life
was well beyond
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the projected end of the world.
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Which was when?
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2015, of course,
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when the world ended.
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That's a gripping story,
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but what am I supposed
to do about it?
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Since it's only in stuff
in the curated boxes,
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if you just approve refunds,
the problem's solved.
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I'm sorry.
What's the Baltimo Project?
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I'm shocked your dad
never told you.
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Everything in Sebben Town...
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I want a personal briefing
on the Baltimo Project
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in my office, you understand?
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But first, I have to
deliver a letter.
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Your refund's being processed.
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Yes, your refund's
being processed.
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Aah!
Hey, buddy. What's this?
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Read the envelope.
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"To be opened 25 years following
the event of my death."
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Hey!
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"Dear Meredith, I am dead now
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and but a distant memory,
if you remember me at all.
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We were friends once,
or at least I was."
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Alright.
Stop being a weirdo.
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If the Bird Team
is that important to you,
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we'll just keep doing it.
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To me,
the Bird Team is more than...
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well, it's all in the letter.
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Just know that the words
"bird" or "team"
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will never cross my lips again.
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Really?
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Ugh. Can we talk
about this later?
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Sure. No problem.
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Oh, at the bottom
is the playlist for my memorial.
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Yes, your refund's
being processed.
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Gillian, I forgot
my password again.
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Gillian!
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You shouldn't have
stuck your nose in.
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It's done.
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She's so pretty
when she's sleeping...
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and when she is awake, too.
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Okay, I'm bored.
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I got an idea.
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The stomach issues
you've been having
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the past couple of days,
it's from Baltimo.
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You were the first human
to ingest it.
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The Baltimo Project.
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Nah.
That's something else.
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Ow!
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You found a jar of it
on your dad's desk,
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and you used to put every
goddamn thing in your mouth.
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Whoa. Oh, oh!
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Who-o-o-o-o-a!
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Then it occurred to your dad
if it makes everything better,
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why not a daughter?
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Soon it was sprinkled
on your cereal,
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stuffed in your animals.
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The guy you went
to the prom with,
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100% Baltimo.
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Colin was Baltimo?
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Now it's disappearing
and leaving holes in you,
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and not just metaphorical ones.
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You're on your own, Jude.
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Actually, you're not.
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We built an entire test town
made of Baltimo
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next to the mine... Sebben Town.
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The Baltimo Project.
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Way off the beaten path, woodsy.
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And you signed the order
to sell it
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so we don't get sued
before it disintegrates
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around all 462 of them.
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But they'll be okay.
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I sent them a bundt cake
from Kohler's.
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I brought you here
to save your life.
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You might have led with this,
given everything in a town
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with my name on it
is disintegrating.
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Roofie hankie!
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You know, I'm thinking we should
play honest assessment.
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What's that?
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I look at the real you
and say the most awful,
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but true things I can, and
the first one to cry loses...
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or wins.
I forget.
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The only role is
it's got to be honest.
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But I was raised to never say
anything honest to a woman.
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I'll go first.
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Your chest has
3 1/2 months' growth,
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which means you last shaved when
you went home for Thanksgiving.
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Oh, yeah.
I see that fat stomach.
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You ate so much stuffing.
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00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,195
So you could go to
the local bar,
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cruise the girl you went to
school with,
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and bring her back to your
parents' house to the attic.
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Oh, yeah! Booyah!
It's in the details.
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Turn your head slightly.
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Your dad slept with her, too.
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How'd I do?
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Huh.
I'm gonna grab a water.
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No water! Your turn.
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Uh, I can't...
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Okay. I'll go again.
You were absolutely terrible.
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No, no, no, no, no! No, no.
I'll... I'll go.
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Y-Your, um...
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Your a-a-a-ass could be
rounder for my taste.
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Yeah, see, that isn't one.
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What? Why?
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You've got to drill into my soul
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and tell me something
I can't even admit to myself,
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like, "Brian, nobody ever talks
about your hairline."
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Oops! Aah! Lose a turn, Gillian.
Not true.
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00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:09,094
Really? The Eostre cards
go in this slot!
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[ Stapler rattles ]
JonBenét!
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Okay.
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00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,192
Whoa! Hey!
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Whoo, my, my.
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00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:37,680
Alright,
it's a sale on Eostre cards.
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Where are we?
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Five klicks
south-southeast of Sebben Town.
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Are you insane?
It's disappearing.
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You and my dad
built a town out of Baltimo.
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You're gonna help fix it.
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Want to know something
about your dad and me?
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I promised him I'd make you
a leader in his image...
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sadistic, sexual, selfish,
scornful, supercilious...
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all the "S" words.
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00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,048
I get it.
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00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,267
Ha ha!
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00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,315
Take us back to the clinic,
Judy.
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00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:07,841
Don't make me go feral.
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00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,674
Relax.
I'm not gonna force you
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00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,062
to come with me
to save hundreds of people.
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00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,586
There's a parachute
in the bench.
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00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:18,160
Before I go, I need to
tell you something...
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the BM-1136 lag bolt...
87% Baltimo.
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Found in copy machines,
office chairs, and...
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00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,595
helicopter rotors.
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00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,432
I'm sorry, Judy.
248
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,386
Next to my dad,
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you're the biggest
disappointment of my life!
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00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:58,807
Shi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t!
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00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,426
Aah!
252
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,132
What do you want from us,
stranger?
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00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,520
It's okay!
I come in peace.
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00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,833
Aah!
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00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,389
Stop, please!
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00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:25,216
I'm from Sebben & Sebben,
and I'm here to save you.
257
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:28,226
Phil Ken Sebben, the founder?
258
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:31,399
Yes! I'm his daughter.
259
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,536
Judy?
260
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:37,448
She has returned!
She has returned!
261
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:40,665
I have actually never been here,
262
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,496
but I do have one of those faces
263
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,074
people think they went
on a date with.
264
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,241
Not you. Her.
265
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:51,727
She has returned.
She has returned.
266
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,861
Holy shit.
267
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,303
- You're lonely.
- Duh. Who isn't?
268
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,080
And...
And you invented this game
269
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,816
so you could say
mean things to people
270
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,127
just so you can project
your self-loathing onto them.
271
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,703
I'm listening.
272
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,610
Uh, l-let's see.
273
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,875
The only reason anyone, uh,
pretends to like you
274
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,099
is because you work
for a rich, single woman
275
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,459
and they think
there's a possibility
276
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,678
she'll leave everything to you.
277
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,056
And because you'll die alone,
278
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,969
they think
they'll get your money.
279
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:23,193
Oh, my God.
I-I'm so sorry.
280
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,627
Gotcha.
281
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,283
Yes, your refund's
being processed.
282
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,237
No, my name's not really Vivian.
283
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,895
That's it, the last one.
284
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,598
Hi.
Uh, where's Judy?
285
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,950
At the spa in the boonies...
286
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,250
Where they drug the guests
287
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,945
and everyone shows up
unconscious.
288
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,563
What?
289
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,234
What are we doing here?
290
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,579
- Bird Team business.
- God damn it!
291
00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,579
We said we were not
gonna do this! Go on.
292
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,892
A little about myself...
I'm not much of a joiner,
293
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:07,930
but, big sigh, uh, Judy needs
me... us, the Bird Team,
294
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,757
for an actual
large-type problem.
295
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:13,416
- Yeah. I've got a thing.
- I'm in.
296
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,681
They fed her Baltimo
when she was a kid,
297
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,604
and now she's disappearing.
298
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:20,339
She does put every goddamn thing
in her mouth.
299
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,731
So, where's this town?
300
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,693
An entire town made of Baltimo?
301
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:28,522
I may be of some help.
302
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,393
It all started
when my foreskin...
303
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,874
- We don't care.
- Okay.
304
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,606
Ooh.
305
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,972
Yep, Birdgirl's been
our patron from the start.
306
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,971
Wha... This is your money?
307
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,893
Yep. I mean, it doesn't go
quite as far these days.
308
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,799
Says the fellow who dropped
980 Phils for his house.
309
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,845
So, you know Birdgirl, do you?
310
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,241
Yes, I do.
311
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,983
I'm her... representative
until she gets here.
312
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,676
Wow! I thought you were as close
as you could get,
313
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:05,075
but you've just got closer.
314
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,601
Well, we'll squeeze in a visit
to the Baltimo mines.
315
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,035
It cures what ails ya.
316
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,791
I'm getting a real strong pull.
317
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,701
God, we're coming for you, Juju.
318
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:30,283
So every movie
features Birdgirl?
319
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,890
Every single one.
320
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,981
She's our hero.
Yours too, I'd imagine.
321
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,164
Sausage?
322
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,990
No, thanks.
323
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:51,474
You guys eat Baltimo, don't you?
324
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,205
I tell you what,
every day and every way,
325
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:56,126
just like Birdgirl tells us to.
326
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,872
Delicious, nutritious Baltimilk.
327
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,484
As Birdgirl says...
328
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,664
It's Balterrific.
329
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,400
When the market for Baltimo
dried up,
330
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,181
Birdgirl told us to eat it.
331
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,066
I tell you right now,
that's how she kept our economy
332
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,787
alive and prospering...
333
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,878
well, that and the 91-hour
work week, of course.
334
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:15,057
Yep. Kids used to go to school
until Birdgirl told us
335
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,114
they were more valuable
working the mines.
336
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,280
Oh, my God. She did?
337
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:29,642
Yeah. When Birdgirl returns,
as foretold by the prophecy,
338
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,994
she'll lead us
to even better days.
339
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,864
Guys, if you're wondering
why you're so tired
340
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,905
or missing a limb, it's Baltimo.
341
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,654
Jude, Jude, wake up.
342
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:49,752
Mer, tell the guys I'm sorry
for taking them for granted.
343
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,881
Guys, Judy's sorry for
taking you for granted.
344
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:55,104
I read your letter,
all nine scrolls of it.
345
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,674
You got nothing
to apologize for.
346
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,321
We're your friends.
347
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:02,665
Next time, say it and spray it,
but don't write it.
348
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:13,083
Outsiders! Kill them!
Kill the hippies!
349
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,949
Hippie? In this jumpsuit?
Please.
350
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,561
Good townspeople,
don't harm them.
351
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:19,692
They're my friends.
352
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,614
Kill her!
Oh, boy.
353
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,130
What?
354
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,347
You look worse
since you lost weight,
355
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,227
I didn't lose weight.
356
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,438
Huh.
357
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,617
Your favorite color is blue.
358
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,103
That's all you got?
359
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:41,283
Your favorite color... is blue.
360
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,066
You pay cash for things
just so someone will touch you.
361
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:50,978
I do. That's true.
362
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,676
You have no online presence.
363
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,253
I don't know what that means.
364
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:59,170
You've made zero impression
on anybody, anywhere, ever.
365
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,338
I can't.
366
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,134
You're an awful person.
367
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,389
I'm an awful person.
Who'd even invent this game?
368
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,783
You win. Is that what
you want to hear? You win?
369
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,697
Yes, yes, it is.
370
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,273
- Want to play backgammon?
- Sure.
371
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,231
It started as a crazy
marketing stunt
372
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,921
that got out of hand.
373
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,008
Birdgirl was just a shill
for Baltimo.
374
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,537
But now she's a God.
375
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,891
I really can't believe
I'm about to say this,
376
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,111
but, uh, we got to
get the costumes.
377
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,541
Where is Paul?
378
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:34,067
Alright. Swing to the right.
Swing to the left.
379
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,723
Get the costumes
to the theater, stat.
380
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,846
On it.
381
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:45,039
Good townspeople.
382
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:52,042
It was foretold, and it is her.
383
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:55,177
It is her,
and she's here to save you.
384
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,528
They're clapping their arms off.
385
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,838
I know. Can you believe it?
Oh.
386
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,154
Oh, God.
Tell them to stop clapping.
387
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:15,372
Oh, God.
388
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:18,105
Not the old lady.
389
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,643
Evie, you're the cure.
390
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:31,078
I talk to buildings.
What, I can't talk to molecules?
391
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,312
No! The Baltimo
is what's hurting you!
392
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:39,049
Use reason!
Think about it!
393
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,005
Don't bother.
394
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,052
You guys already
filled the hole in me...
395
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,797
the metaphorical one.
396
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,098
You were my team.
397
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,020
Not the old lady.
398
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,043
It's done.
399
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,572
Turns out it's not.
400
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,963
Aah!
It's gonna blow!
401
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,307
The dam, not his
402
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,226
Aah! Aah!
403
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,717
Bird Team, go!
404
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,513
It's done.
405
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,685
There are still people
in the mines!
406
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,434
Fine, I'll go.
407
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,481
Hell of a golf shot.
408
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,876
Does she scare you
just a tiny bit?
409
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,493
Who, her? Yes.
410
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,494
Even though we weren't
saved from total destruction,
411
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,407
thankfully, Birdgirl and her
friends have generously offered
412
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,893
to relocate everyone
while they rebuild Sebben Town
413
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,203
exactly as it was,
but way better.
414
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,330
- We have?
- Eh, that may have been me...
415
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:29,333
on behalf of the team.
416
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,985
I speak for Judy Ken Sebben
417
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:35,559
when I say it's a new day
at Sebben & Sebben.
418
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,948
She will atone for the sins
of her father
419
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,392
and clean up this mess...
420
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,738
- While not admitting guilt.
- Whoa!
421
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:44,478
A little Baltimo's still
in there, huh, Jude?
422
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,667
Welcome to the Nest.
423
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,748
This is just a little something
I threw together
424
00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:03,147
when I was a little too into us.
425
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:06,371
Yuck, right?
426
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,332
I hate this height.
427
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,590
♪ Who is
the girl that saves the world? ♪
428
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,113
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
429
00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:13,676
♪ Wings of fire,
unique like pearls ♪
430
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:15,163
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
431
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,813
♪ Who's the one
they can't defeat? ♪
432
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,897
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
433
00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:20,336
♪ Ultra fierce and so unique
434
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,432
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
435
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:25,341
♪ Birdgirl! Hey! Hey!
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