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Pleasure doing business
with you.
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Oh, nice cat.
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She is not my cat.
Oh!
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She's mine, and she's a boy.
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Who are you?
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I'm Birdgirl.
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Ugh.
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Sort of in the middle
of something.
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[ Chuckles] Is it more important
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than the all-staff
you're not at?
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Say hi to Judy, everyone.
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Hi, Judy.
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Give me 10 minutes.
I got to bolt,
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so I'll take the flash drive
and the money,
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and in exchange,
I promise not to hurt you.
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Oops, forgot about me.
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She didn't.
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I'm joking!
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Birdgirl!
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Get her off me!
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♪ Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God ♪
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♪ Who is the girl
that saves the world? ♪
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♪ Hey! Hey!
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Birdgirl!
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Which is why
a lot of people have told me
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I should be a slam poet.
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Birdgirl!
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Sorry I'm late, everyone.
Speaking of which,
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I know it feels like
time has passed us by here
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at Sebben & Sebben,
but it hasn't.
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We've just been waiting for
our time to launch our company
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into the future
with the Internet!
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How's this affect
the sandwich board teams?
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Let's meet in my office
to discuss.
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To show the world we're ethical,
progressive,
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that we're turning things
around.
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And our first... uh...
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I'd like to announce that...
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we're redesigning
the Topple Popple can.
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I mean, look at it.
It's as wide as it is tall.
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It's not a can. It's a...
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Oh, my God, you're right.
It is.
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Let's all applaud Judy
for making bold suggestions!
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You're here to announce
that e-mail thing.
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Oh, right. Our first step
in modernizing the company,
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I give you...
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It's mail time!
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♪ Ah-ba-dum-bum-bum
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Ugh. You can turn
that off, right?
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- Mm.
- You can turn that off.
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Yeah!
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It's mail time!
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My first e-mail. ♪ Ah-ba-dum-bum-bum
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Whoops! You got phished.
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Now proceed with
this three-minute
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Internet security
training video.
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Now that we have a website, we
need to choose a photo of you.
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That's right.
People will say,
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"I wonder who leads
this company."
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And they'll click
"leadership"...
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Expecting to see a man.
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But they won't see a man.
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They'll see "hands clasped,
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slightly off desk, strong,
powerful" CEO
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or "hands resting on desk" CEO.
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They're just like us.
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Are those the only choices?
I look gross.
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"Hands off desk."
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It says, "Yes, a woman
runs this company,
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but there's no reason to panic.
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She's got this."Hands clasped.
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She's aware
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how everyone expects her
to fail, wants her to fail.
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But guess what?
She's not gonna fail.
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Because she can't and
will communicate all that.
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- In a picture.
- Guys,
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I really want to change
the Topple Popple can.
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You're the CEO.
Do it.
Really?
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Well, after you
-run it past the board.
-Oh.
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Ow!
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Come on, come on!
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Aah!
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Oh, Father of Light,
it's just a dream.
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Ow!
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Come on, come on!
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Oh, Father of Light,
it's just a dream.
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But something still feels off.
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It's back!
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So, turning our focus to Asia...
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Cut the Judy.
What aren't you telling us?
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Everything...
I'm telling you.
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When you lie,
your forehead swells.
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That's why I always
taught you at canasta.
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Oh, my God.
I look like an empanada.
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What's that in the folder?
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What, this?
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This is [bleep]!
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Your dad designed that can
on a cocktail napkin.
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People travel thousands of miles
to have sex with their sig-o's
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next to that statue downstairs.
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Look, I'm not saying... They do?
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Have you discussed this
with Carlo?
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As Topple brand manager,
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I think he'd like
to have a say in this.
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This isn't the end.
It's a beginning.
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The beefy-handed can still enjoy
a cold Topple Popple,
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and now so can everyone else.
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When I first started here,
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your father made a project
of me... me,
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a dog from down there.
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Who was I to walk among giants?
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But your dad saw something.
Know what he told me, Judy?
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"Don't touch the can.
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Never touch the can,
not even to drink from it."
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Maybe it was
because I was a dog.
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I've made up my mind. In fact,
I just approved the new design.
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You want to do this?
Go ahead.
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Call the factory.
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Call the factory
your father built
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to make one thing...
the Topple Popple can...
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and tell him
you want to change it.
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Charlie, what is all this?
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Quick on-camera thing,
all softball.
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Focus on the future.
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We're here with Judy Ken Sebben,
CEO of Sebben & Sebben
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and the custodian of beloved
soda pop Topple Popple...
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until today, when she,
a female CEO, killed it.
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No! The product's
not going anywhere.
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It's just being repackaged.
We're making the cans slimmer.
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Why would you do that?
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So people can pick it up.
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Women people, right?
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But only the manliest drinkers
can handle Topple.
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Pop me another Popple,
Farmer Phil.
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People love the can.
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I mean, why are you
destroying that?
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Uh, Sebben & Sebben
will always honor its past.
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Aah!
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Sebben & Sebben
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will always honor its past.
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Paul, when I saw you
on the appointment list,
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I was a little surprised.
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I haven't seen you
since you were... 9?
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It's been a while, hasn't it?
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So, what brings you in today?
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Well, I need a check
from someone who's been there.
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It's a miracle,
Dr. Sheila.
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My foreskin's back!
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That's impossible.
I snipped you mysel...
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Oh!
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It's beautiful.
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I know. But in a way,
it does make emotional sense.
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Foreskins are highly sensitive,
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and I'm a person who's always
deeply felt things,
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and not just in my penis.
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This company's been asleep
at the wheel,
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and now we're finally
doing something.
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What's next?
Let's burn some down.
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I should take off my bra.
This stuff is really good.
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Why didn't anyone tell me?
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Gillian, you've been
a big ally in this,
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and there haven't been
a lot of allies.
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I've been an ally. I've had your
back through this.
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Which is why I'm putting you
both in charge
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of, uh, the rebrand.
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Ooh, my head.
This stuff is rat poison.
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I'm sorry.
Teaming us up?
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We'll do a ton of premiums.
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Um, and I have a TikTok content
strategy locked and loaded.
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Ugh!
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We got another one.
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- Another one?
- It's been happening
all morning.
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The last one was dressed
like an actual can.
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We got a vintage Topple tee.
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I warned you, anytime you
with a classic product,
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there's gonna be some blowback.
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You didn't warn me.
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Well, I should have.
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Don't be alarmed, Paul.
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I know this is a lot to process.
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Talking foreskin?
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Oh, not really.
What's your name?
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It's Graham.
Oh, pleasure.
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Uh, there's a good chance
you're killing Dr. Sheila.
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She's fine.
I just knocked her out
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so we can have
a man-to-skin conversation.
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Oh, that makes sense.
Question... why me, Graham?
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Why here? Why me,
why here, why now?
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I belong to an ancient people
of sensitivity and feeling
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who once thundered
by the millions
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across the plains
of what you call North America.
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But when, through a spyglass,
we spotted strange ships
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on the horizon,
we sensed danger.
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We knew these men
would prioritize inhibitions
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over the mystical range
of full feeling.
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Well, I sure don't.
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Which is why I'm here.
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I'm super active in
the genital-autonomy movement.
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We meet at the church Thursdays.
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I have a few bear claws,
me and a few other intactivists.
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Oh, Paul... sweet,
sweet, sensitive Paul.
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You're just like your father.
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You knew my dad?
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Oh!
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That thing attacked me!
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Security!
Aim for the [bleep]!
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No, wait! No, wait,
please stop!
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Graham! Graham, wait!
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Foreskin Gra-a-a-a-a-ham!
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It's mail time!
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My second e-mail. ♪ Ah-ba-dum-bum-bum
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♪ Ba-ba-dum
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Firewall breach! DDoS!
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We have your information...
Judy's information.
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Contact you at 2:00,
Topple Nation.
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Ooh!
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Topple Popple.
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A new day is here
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where women and children
and the terminally ill
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can finally raise a cold one
and join the Topple team.
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Plus, apparently,
we have a tag line
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that I may or may not
have heard.
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Get your hand around it.
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- Hadn't heard that.
- I kind of like it.
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"Get your hand around it."
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Who wants to see
the new T-shirt design?
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We have to assume they've seen
everything, know everything.
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- Evie, what's the plan?
- How should I know?
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You're 10, it.
You know this stuff.
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So, I cruised the Topple boards,
and I organized
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all the online hate comments
about Judy into categories.
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There's "weird,"
"weird-violent,"
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"weird-sexual," angry-weird,"
"angry-sexual," and "funny."
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My assessment is that Judy needs
to get the out of Dodge.
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Where you ask?
To my safe house
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for people
who've been canceled online.
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- Please charge that.
- Remember the racist grandpa
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who pushed the 7-year-old
off the pony?
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No, you don't, because
he's in my safe house.
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Help!
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Your cot's waiting for you.
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It's 2:00.
This is Judy.
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This is Topple Nation.
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He's got cancer.
What do you want?
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One, publicly admit
you made a horrible mistake
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in changing
-the Topple can.
-No, I won't.
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Two, admit that
you are unqualified
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to lead the company
-your father built from nothing.
-No, I won't.
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Three, apologize
for being a dumb
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Nobody says that to my Judy!
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I'm not apologizing,
and I'm not changing the can.
252
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,736
We hoped you'd say that.
253
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:42,006
We just published your
phone number online.
254
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,619
Judy,
255
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:46,879
this is Balls of Gordo and Balls
on Power 101.
256
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,623
Permission to speak on air.
257
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,754
Release whatever you want.
258
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,277
Mer, Gillian,
259
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,710
continue the Topple launch.
260
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,846
Jude, you know I support you,
261
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,109
but I don't want to get murdered
over a soda can.
262
00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,632
Which is why
Brian's joining you.
263
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,235
If anyone's getting murdered,
it's him.
264
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,715
You two use the hate posts
265
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:03,935
to track down Topple Nation.
266
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,554
A walk?
267
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,294
Come on, kid.
268
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,741
Welcome to Prepucian.
269
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:21,039
I have to say, in man's world,
I felt out of place,
270
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,658
but here, I belong.
271
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:24,869
As did your father.
272
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,658
Oh, please tell me about him.
273
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,572
When they take a baby away
for circumcision...
274
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,047
Yes.
...we offer money
275
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,967
in exchange for
the child's foreskin.
276
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,232
I did not know that.
277
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,804
Those who won't sell
are our hope
278
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,411
for a common peace.
279
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,241
And my dad didn't sell.
280
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,759
Oh, he sold.
Okay.
281
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,942
For about 7 bucks
in today's dollars.
282
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,758
Uh-huh.
He felt guilty
283
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,766
and spent months
wandering in the wilderness
284
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,768
until we found him, half wild,
and nursed him back to health.
285
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,291
He became one with us.
286
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,824
Many of us spent time
on his penis.
287
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:58,262
Isn't this just the best?
Our first product launch.
288
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:01,259
Yo, dudes, it's the
motherTopple girls.
289
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,442
Okay, we're not
the Topple girls, are we?
290
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,919
We're gonna sell
so much soda today.
291
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,919
Allow me to introduce you
292
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,623
to the foreskin
who saved your father.
293
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,010
Paul, this is Miriam.
294
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,453
It's a pleasure
to meet you, Paul.
295
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,799
Oh, thank you for everything,
Miriam,
296
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,359
especially for
a satisfying explanation
297
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,497
of why my father
walked away from us.
298
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,279
-What's that?
-It's a transmitter.
It's like 6G.
299
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,275
Hmm.
And that's an altar
for the sacrifice.
300
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:29,027
Oh. What are you sacrificing?
Aah!
301
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,719
Oh!
302
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,293
What's going on?
Graham! Ugh!
303
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,946
Your father was going to be
the bridge
304
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,990
between humans and foreskins,
305
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,855
two cultures united in love
and sensuality,
306
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,478
and you came along and ruined
everything by being born!
307
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,389
Aah!
I know this smell.
308
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,834
And now you shall die!
309
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,871
Live.
On Instagram.
310
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,138
He's released your
bank-account info
311
00:13:57,184 --> 00:14:00,014
and your Social Security number.
312
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:04,146
Oh, Jude,
he just released your sex tape.
313
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,671
Why didn't you just tell me
you had a sex tape?
314
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:07,975
Because there is no sex tape.
315
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,891
Then what do they think
they have?
316
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,236
Oh!
317
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,676
Glenn, we're six hours in
to the leaked
318
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,903
Judy Ken Sebben video,
and there's still no sex.
319
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,734
So I guess we can call it
a no-sex tape.
320
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,562
I set up a webcam
321
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,210
so I could check on Sir Peter
Pants when I'm not home.
322
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,995
Lots of cat, no sex.
323
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:30,260
This is a billion times worse
than a sex tape.
324
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,784
Maybe I didn't have my coffee
strong enough this morning.
325
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,348
I don't know. I mean,
326
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,785
this is just a waste of time
for the viewers.
327
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,272
I'm sick of this
328
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,882
Get me a wireless account
and a laptop.
329
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,191
You know, we got to
get you one of these.
330
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,585
Where in the is Brian?
331
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,760
He's the one who's supposed to
be murdered!
332
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:09,469
Uh, shouldn't you have scanned
that laptop for the Topple virus
333
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:12,257
before giving it to Jessica
from accounting?
334
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,652
Charlie...
335
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,051
...check your Wi-Fi.
336
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,791
It's dead.
337
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:24,137
You're a genius.
338
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,894
Graham, why?
339
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:42,846
We now summon Instagram stories.
340
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,158
What the
341
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,075
Ow!
342
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,300
Hey, guys, it's Miriam.
343
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,449
I know I was gonna show you how
to do a two-minute eyebrow hack,
344
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,342
but I thought
I'd switch things up.
345
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:56,647
So today we're gonna sacrifice
a real, live human.
346
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:59,524
Firewall breach, DDoS.
347
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,697
Ugh! What the? We have your information.
348
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,013
Someone check the router.
349
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:08,710
Aah!
350
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:14,452
Aah! Aah! Aah!
351
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,638
Don't kill me, Graham!
352
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,899
Hush, man, hush.
I can't kill you.
353
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,812
It's not in my character.
354
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,287
If I get us out of here, you
have to help me with something.
355
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,558
- Deal?
- Deal.
356
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,040
Slap it.
Ow.
357
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,741
How'd the launch go?
358
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:40,649
It was...
Pbht!
359
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,305
Birdvan phone.
360
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,870
Well-done, Judy.
361
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,826
How'd you know we were calling
from a landline?
362
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,695
You like old-fashioned soda.
Wasn't rocket science.
363
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,487
Is that a phone line, in a van?
364
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,013
Only line that works right now.
365
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,356
We used the virus to wreck
the city network.
366
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,666
Oh, if you thought the no-sex
tape was embarrassing,
367
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,763
just wait till we release
your CEO head shots.
368
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,023
Gross!
369
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,145
And all of your medical records,
370
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,198
including gynecological.
371
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,678
Got it!
It's only a couple miles away.
372
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:23,518
Hey, maybe we should
check these people out.
373
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,346
Yes?
374
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,403
You like Topple Popple, do you?
375
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:31,048
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is that a crime?
376
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,623
Not yet.
377
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,100
Those are some real meat hooks
you got there...
378
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,271
big and beefy.
379
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,448
Birdgirl!
380
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:48,715
Guys, we've got
the wrong address.
381
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,376
Oh!
382
00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,384
Look, let me do this.
383
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,907
I understand this guy.
Let me bring him out alone.
384
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,131
You've got five minutes.
385
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,260
Nobody move!
386
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:09,262
Hello? Hello?
387
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,215
It's just me here, I'm afraid.
388
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,655
I know how you feel.
389
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,572
You don't know anything
about me.
390
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,657
Disaffected, irrelevant.
391
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,007
Brian, Brian!
392
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,277
It's not what you think!
393
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,630
The world changes,
but you're the same.
394
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,240
Brian!
395
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,761
Nobody move!
Show us your hands.
396
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:33,455
You're a... woman?
397
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:37,423
And your hands,
they're magnificent.
398
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,254
Step away from the mouse pad.
399
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,162
Make me.
400
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:46,648
I had a whole spiel
thinking you'd be a guy.
401
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,520
Not a guy.
402
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:53,782
Just a lady with
big paws who likes her soda.
403
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:56,958
Why are you wearing a GoPro?
404
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,345
Legal reasons.
405
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,011
Helen and I were together
37 years,
406
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,624
but then my host body, David,
fell ill and passed away.
407
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,446
We could no longer be with her.
408
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:10,984
She was the love of my life,
Helen, and she's in that house.
409
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:14,149
Wait. When you said David,
did you mean...
410
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,016
Yes, Paul.
Your father.
411
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,637
And when you say
house, you mean...
412
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,329
- A house.
- Aha.
413
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,171
Oh, I don't like this.
What's going on in there?
414
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,728
Let's just see, shall we?
I think we shall.
415
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,166
Brian?
1, 2, 1, 2.
416
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,083
[ Groaning] It's been
five minutes. Help!
417
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:36,218
You're the one in the costume.
418
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,871
Ow!
419
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:43,357
Shouldn't you be on my side
rooting for me?
420
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:46,319
I'm all for women CEOs
421
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:51,669
as long as they
keep their hands...
422
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:54,632
off my cans.
423
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,327
You need any help in there?
424
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,241
No. We got this.
425
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:06,377
It's over.
Topple is poppled.
426
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:09,122
The important thing is all your
ladies' medical secrets
are safe.
427
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:13,084
- You're welcome.
- Um, why is a picture
of my hooha trending?
428
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,214
Probably because
I cloned all our files,
429
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,087
sent them to all
the major news outlets,
430
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,348
and told them to release it
if they didn't hear from me.
431
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:20,782
It's called a failsafe.
432
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:24,048
It's in every spy movie,
and it works.
433
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:26,052
You send it to the press...
434
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,364
If you want it to get out...
435
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:29,791
Not keep it a secret...
436
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,967
You idiot.
437
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:42,459
Yes, David was my one and only.
I miss him horribly.
438
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,422
Well, what if you could share
a piece of David again,
439
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:48,251
if just for a moment?
440
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:50,946
Helen!
441
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,904
Graham!
442
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:59,165
Oh, I somehow wish
I could step away.
443
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:03,484
Well, we should probably
be a-moseying down the road.
444
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:06,273
What's going on with you two?
445
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,088
You are about to have
the best half-hour of your life.
446
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:15,452
I don't know why I'm laughing.
New feelings.
447
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,017
Stay here with us,
live as a thrupple.
448
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,781
There's absolutely nothing
for you out there.
449
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:24,412
No, I must go.
I have values.
450
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:27,417
I'm not gutter trash
like you two.
451
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:31,680
But through all this,
I somehow feel changed.
452
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:38,645
Now I have a responsibility to
bring feeling back to mankind!
453
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:42,078
It's my power now!
454
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:49,179
New Topple Popple slim cans,
Topple Popple classic cans.
455
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,530
If you a fake fan,
get you that new
456
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,791
Topple Popple slim can light.
457
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,184
If you a day-one real one,
458
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:57,967
stick with that
Topple Popple classic.
459
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:01,802
Sure, that slim-can Topple
new new is 50% cheaper.
460
00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:05,152
But that classic can
is 50% realer.
461
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:08,333
Get your hand around that!
462
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,870
♪ Who is the girl
that saves the world? ♪
463
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,723
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
464
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,325
♪ Wings of fire,
unique like pearls ♪
465
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,195
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
466
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:16,636
♪ Who's the one
they came to see? ♪
467
00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:18,343
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
468
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,990
♪ Ultra fierce
and so unique ♪
469
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:23,174
♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
470
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:25,341
♪ Hey! Hey!
471
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,347
Birdgirl!
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