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oh my god
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just calm
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emergency please estate your name we
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need guns
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they want to kill us
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for a carbine high school
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i don't know what to do i'm scared
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nana 101 emergency please stay your name
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and correct address including
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the natural dna
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i told you
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they want to kill us they were guns
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we're at carbine high school
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how many times i tell you no calling me
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at work i cannot talk
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please help me
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oh god i don't want to die please don't
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let me die
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oh what is this uh
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you are getting high
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oh you're not fooling me
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you on drugs
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so what does he want to show me
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stay tuned to my brother
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it is a surprise
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hey can i
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you
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this like better be lovely i would hate
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to have my morning room for nothing oh
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yeah and what were you doing before i
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gave you a call you bloody bomb
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yeah
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what i was doing is of no importance now
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i'm sitting here waiting for a surprise
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well you will wait no longer my
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impatient brother
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enter
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look at that
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you gotta be kidding would i kid you
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where did you find this
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chinese homepage
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oh look you can you can send away for it
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oh dude you still have your mom's credit
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card it's in my pocket [ __ ] yeah man
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let's get it
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sherwin let's hide
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just a minute dad
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i'm coming in
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all right
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hello
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darwin
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is that smoke i smell oh no no that's
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just the horrible scent from our science
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project
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that's nice
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son
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i received a call from the principal
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today
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he said you had written something very
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disturbing in your english class
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something about death and violence
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oh that [ __ ] prick darwin
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oh i'm sorry dad
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um
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yeah yeah i'm sorry mom what i meant is
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that you know he just doesn't understand
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where i'm coming from you know if i'm
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writing something that's maybe uh
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construed to be uh obscene or morbid or
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violent it's only because i've actually
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witnessed such you know degrading acts
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in my life
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son
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obviously this man doesn't know how to
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deal with intelligent smart kids like
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the two of you absolutely
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darwin as your supportive and loving
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father i give you my word i will speak
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with this gentleman who calls himself
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the principal right on dad
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thanks mom and dad and uh you guys uh
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can you close the door
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just one other thing sure that
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i wish you wouldn't listen to this music
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it's so loud
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oh absolutely dad i'm sorry
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goodnight mom have a nice time dear
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well you be careful going home
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oh he's not that bad
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yeah at least you don't catch a
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masturbating titty movies every night
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like my dad
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honey
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what's wrong
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step
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music that awful music
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i don't hear any music
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can't get it out of my head
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do you want an aspirin
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here's your medicine honey
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this is the [ __ ] asylum
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what the hell am i doing here
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bunch of [ __ ] losers
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all of them
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look at him
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swear they know [ __ ]
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i hate
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what
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bunch of [ __ ] freaks
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hi
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um what are you doing this sunday
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excuse me
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well i'm having a youth group meeting
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do you want to come
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no thanks i don't prescribe to that
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religion
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well i guess you wouldn't
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[ __ ] christian
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hey
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oh
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look at those two [ __ ] freaks over
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there
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i hate those [ __ ]
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[ __ ] ball
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yo that kid's looking at you [ __ ] man
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he totally remembers me from last year's
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musical
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[ __ ] him up
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cow bro totally kick his ass
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[ __ ] dead
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good morning freak
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another day
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where's your boyfriend i don't know
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he's got like a more of a death tape
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you might come in there yeah
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all right
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tell him i was looking for him
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watch it [ __ ] it took me a year to pay
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this cough and i'll be totally dead
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before i see it get ruined by a bunch of
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freaks like you yeah that's right you'll
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be dead
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hey what's going on
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yo look watch this
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not so fast [ __ ] so you're looking at
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my girlfriend
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yeah and your point is
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the point is
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that's my girlfriend you just can't be
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looking at her i swear yeah she's his
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girlfriend
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okay and well you don't own her you know
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and i might look at her every day just
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like i look at you and wonder why your
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mama didn't have an abortion
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what did he say i don't know what did he
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say i i think he said that your mother's
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a fat kind and you're a [ __ ] sucking
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crack [ __ ]
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dude you totally have to get that [ __ ]
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oh man yep you don't want to let me down
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do you
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just gonna end one day what can we do
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nothing right now
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don't worry
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hi
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hey um what are you going to do this
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morning
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oh my god
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oh oh
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can we tim to come to the meeting okay
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okay let's see cool
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oh that's a really pretty guitar
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thank you
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which girl
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um
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i got a catalog oh oh
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hey do you want to come to my meeting my
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youth group meeting i'm an atheist
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oh convince him to go it'll be really
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fun both of you can come really we don't
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support you know organized brainwashing
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ew
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fine burning hell
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then and it's one of the greatest things
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i've ever seen the greatest
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science fiction movie that i've seen
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again and again
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and again
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what are you trying to say spit it out
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settle down
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once your kids make it so difficult for
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me to teach you a decent education
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jesus hey
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i'm terribly sorry well don't apologize
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to me
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continue
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the title
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is dark star
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and i love it so much and i've seen this
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thing on the internet
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[Music]
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hey settle down
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what are you trying to give me a nervous
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breakdown
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so you saw it on the internet yes
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yeah
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i love it
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and i have also seen you can order it on
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beta
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used for very cheap i myself own 15
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copies on vhs
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i can probably lend all of you one okay
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that's enough i can use you once but you
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should return
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that's enough that's enough
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okay kids so we have learned that
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the internet has many aspects in our
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lives
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that we are able to use and will help us
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in everyday life
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does anybody know
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or can anybody tell me any of those
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aspects
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yes
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well it's like
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the internet is this powerful tool
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it shows how well america is progressing
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excellent
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magnificent
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the computer is the best invention of
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all mankind
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what i want you kids to learn
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is that
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the internet is essential to fulfill
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your life and live a successful life
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yes
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i disagree
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i think that if we're going to be
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successful in life then we need to do it
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through god
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and i would take god over a computer any
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day
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don't you agree
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you know i can't answer that
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oh right i forgot separation of church
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and state
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well if you really want us to be
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successful and fulfilled in life that's
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uh something else you have to change
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about our education shut up [ __ ]
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you make me sick i feel like i'm about
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to vomit on the [ __ ] floor
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hey settle down
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are you ready
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i'm just dying to hear what you have to
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say
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yeah i'm ready to speak my [ __ ] mind
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the internet is for white folk i don't
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own a computer and i don't carry on one
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either are you serious
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i ain't lying
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the library has plenty of computers that
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you can use free of charge
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suck my dick peckerwood
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let's get the [ __ ] out of here
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good afternoon students may we have your
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attention please
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please remember that we're all
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graduating
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our students are blessing those with
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presentations for tomorrow i hope
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everybody is prepared yeah we'll be
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ready man
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thank you
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disco missile will be performing at the
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senior prom
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also next week is the junior class blood
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drive all healthy students are urged to
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participate
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get my
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chips coming
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[Music]
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queer
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[ __ ] you
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[Music]
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yeah man but we're just practicing
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for the big game
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all right
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all right keep up the good work boys i
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expect a victory this friday huh come on
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come on
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all right gonna win
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all right
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yeah you know the women's bathroom is
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always clean i really don't like the
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guy's bathroom
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get your [ __ ] hands off me what are
316
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you doing wearing those trench coats
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you must be more careful
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[Music]
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what is it you want man hush
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you know what you must do
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time is running out boys
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i'll be in touch
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[Music]
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[Music]
325
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uh
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[Music]
327
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[Music]
328
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,520
hey man why do you put these on your
329
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windowsill anyway
330
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nitro sweats
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gotta get them cool yep
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nice
333
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did you find that on the internet or one
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of those books that you got one of the
335
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books
336
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or was it a anarchist cookbook or uh
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the
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poor man's james bond
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probably is james bond what's going on
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where's your mom man i haven't seen her
341
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all night
342
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she's probably in another alcohol
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induced coma i don't like yourself
344
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what do you think we should do today
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i don't know man what do you think what
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do you wanna do
347
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i think we should execute ourselves
348
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come on man we got lots of stuff to do
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before we can do that
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christ don't you ever knock
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got a package here
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china
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put it on the floor
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put it on the [ __ ]
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who floor hell is ben orange
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that's my name get the [ __ ] out
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better not have used your mom's credit
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card
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i didn't
360
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more communist [ __ ] from china [ __ ] you
361
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[Applause]
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hey man get your knife
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let's crack this baby open
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you know what that is don't you
365
00:22:48,559 --> 00:22:50,159
your mom is real nice leaving a credit
366
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card out
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god new meaning to the word express mail
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ruin our contents
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one of four
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00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,679
well derek
371
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another attempt right yeah i think we're
372
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going to be successful this time oh yeah
373
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what makes you think that well we did
374
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get it on the internet
375
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yeah that makes us successful of course
376
00:23:36,799 --> 00:23:38,320
everything on the internet works right
377
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,600
come on give me a break don't be so
378
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confident in the internet
379
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um
380
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,679
how about you take the honors my brother
381
00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:49,039
you know last time i was blew off my
382
00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:51,520
hand well i did spend my money on it i
383
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,679
might as well blow it up you buy it you
384
00:23:53,679 --> 00:23:56,080
blow it
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let go
386
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[Music]
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00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,120
so
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[Applause]
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00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,520
uh
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00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:48,799
damn
391
00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:50,480
[ __ ] dud
392
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,559
hate to say i told you so
393
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:53,760
you didn't
394
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,600
yeah well at least it wasn't my heart
395
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,679
earned cash that was spent on that dud
396
00:24:59,679 --> 00:25:01,120
yeah
397
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,520
probably go home and drown myself in 120
398
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,279
poop vodka
399
00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:07,200
or bottle of sleeping pills
400
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,440
yeah
401
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,720
you probably wake up in the middle of it
402
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,520
you know when they're pumping your
403
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,400
stomach
404
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,880
you don't have that kind of luck
405
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,840
this is all too horrible i gotta go home
406
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,039
i can feel it in my stomach
407
00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:22,400
yeah well uh don't drink too much
408
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,840
because you know tomorrow we got that uh
409
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,039
report due yeah we're gonna be ready i'm
410
00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:28,400
always ready my brother
411
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,840
yeah sure
412
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,080
see you later
413
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,960
hi son
414
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,880
hi mom i'm off now i'm gonna meet up
415
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,520
with some friends
416
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,840
tell them
417
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,640
what is it dad
418
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,679
listen up son and listen carefully
419
00:26:01,679 --> 00:26:03,840
now what you do during the day is none
420
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,039
of my business
421
00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:07,120
but i want you to promise me something
422
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,440
can you do that
423
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,760
you can trust me dad
424
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,360
just don't tell anybody anything
425
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,080
okay whatever you say that
426
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,880
that's my boy
427
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,120
remember
428
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,960
shh
429
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,520
okay mom
430
00:26:33,919 --> 00:26:38,360
bye mom bye dad see you later
431
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,640
you know
432
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,320
we got one smart kid there
433
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,720
daddy
434
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,919
yeah
435
00:26:49,919 --> 00:26:51,520
he's going to be something one of these
436
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,840
days
437
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:12,240
[Music]
438
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,940
oh my god
439
00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:17,049
[Applause]
440
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,749
[Music]
441
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,039
hey
442
00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:33,600
has there been a fight yet
443
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,960
no
444
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,679
i didn't miss it
445
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,880
do you have any problem
446
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,120
yeah
447
00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:48,120
can i have some
448
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,760
you can have a piece if you come to my
449
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,919
youth group meeting on sunday
450
00:27:53,919 --> 00:27:57,200
youth group meeting on sunday
451
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,720
sure
452
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,159
what's going to happen at the youth
453
00:28:00,159 --> 00:28:01,919
group meeting on sunday there's going to
454
00:28:01,919 --> 00:28:04,399
be a live christian rock band
455
00:28:04,399 --> 00:28:05,760
cool
456
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,399
if you come you'll get to meet the band
457
00:28:08,399 --> 00:28:09,679
are you coming
458
00:28:09,679 --> 00:28:13,840
of course here thanks
459
00:28:13,919 --> 00:28:15,279
so anyways
460
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:16,640
i was thinking
461
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,480
and tell me if you agree
462
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,200
i should totally be juliette in the play
463
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,880
there is a kissing scene with romeo and
464
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,880
if romeo is like totally disgusting like
465
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,679
i don't want to kiss him
466
00:28:27,679 --> 00:28:30,960
but in any case i mean hopefully like
467
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,200
my boyfriend
468
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,799
are those rosary beads that you're
469
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:37,120
wearing
470
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,640
because if they are then that's
471
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,240
sacrilegious
472
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,840
yeah sweetheart like halloween is in
473
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,440
october yeah you're just lucky this
474
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,440
isn't 200 years ago or you'd both be
475
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,240
burned at the stage
476
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,480
just because we dress this way doesn't
477
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,120
mean we don't have feelings
478
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,320
okay
479
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,640
hey how are you doing sure i got a song
480
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,559
it's really cool you wanna hear it ah
481
00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:08,320
right so it's really cool i think you
482
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,600
should really hear it
483
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,840
betty needs
484
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,760
waxing okay
485
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,200
hey is that a guitar yes it is a guitar
486
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,039
phone sorry to interrupt your leisure
487
00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:20,960
time boys but we're entering an asteroid
488
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,240
field
489
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,120
cool
490
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,120
um okay i have a song you want to hear
491
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,760
it okay
492
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,200
okay i'm a little nervous haven't done
493
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,960
this in front of a live audience yet
494
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,399
neither
495
00:29:32,399 --> 00:29:34,720
okay
496
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,159
they say that you're different they say
497
00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:41,600
you aren't cool but you still are a
498
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:47,039
person and that is all that matters
499
00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:52,919
cool thank you
500
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,679
[ __ ] dead next time i see him
501
00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:07,080
[ __ ] dead
502
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,880
ready
503
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,619
[Music]
504
00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:32,030
[Music]
505
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,559
yeah come on
506
00:30:36,559 --> 00:30:38,860
give him another one come on man
507
00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:40,720
[Laughter]
508
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,120
get up call my mom a crack [ __ ] yeah
509
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,679
the [ __ ] man oh she is
510
00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:49,120
gonna hit a [ __ ] with glasses
511
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,960
oh you what the [ __ ] is that what's
512
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,279
wrong with you
513
00:31:07,279 --> 00:31:08,960
knock this [ __ ] out man you're [ __ ]
514
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,840
man
515
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,600
hit him oh [ __ ]
516
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,080
come on come on get up get up you
517
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,399
[ __ ] [ __ ] punch him
518
00:31:16,399 --> 00:31:19,120
oh yeah there you go oh he didn't like
519
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,640
that one too much i think so
520
00:31:29,919 --> 00:31:31,360
[ __ ]
521
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,720
yeah you're not done yet man [ __ ]
522
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,240
little [ __ ] we're gonna kick your
523
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,120
[ __ ] ass
524
00:31:40,559 --> 00:31:42,399
the [ __ ] is that
525
00:31:42,399 --> 00:31:44,720
come on
526
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,480
get him over there get up
527
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,640
you dumb [ __ ] oh
528
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,039
you hurt my car
529
00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:10,880
i'll kill you i'll kill your
530
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:13,360
my mother
531
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,600
i'll kill your mother
532
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,799
me and betsy are gonna run over your
533
00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:20,080
hamster
534
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,200
you're dead
535
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,559
you're so dead
536
00:32:26,559 --> 00:32:29,039
you hurt
537
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,919
yeah that's right don't [ __ ] with me
538
00:32:55,279 --> 00:32:59,159
slam dunk time baby
539
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:19,160
[Music]
540
00:33:21,279 --> 00:33:22,980
[ __ ]
541
00:33:22,980 --> 00:33:26,059
[Music]
542
00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:38,720
[Music]
543
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,760
time for surgery
544
00:33:41,919 --> 00:33:44,399
masks
545
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,279
gloves
546
00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:48,960
gloves
547
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,559
cowboys
548
00:33:50,559 --> 00:33:53,559
scalpel
549
00:33:56,730 --> 00:34:04,029
[Music]
550
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,520
um
551
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:27,949
[Music]
552
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,469
[Music]
553
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:38,940
[Music]
554
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:49,800
but you are still a person
555
00:35:03,430 --> 00:35:06,469
[Music]
556
00:35:12,079 --> 00:35:13,680
you [ __ ] got just what you
557
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,680
deserved
558
00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:24,419
[Music]
559
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:31,839
i'll go get my mom
560
00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:38,730
[Applause]
561
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:48,560
[Applause]
562
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,680
i knew this would happen
563
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,560
i think it's time
564
00:35:55,710 --> 00:36:02,179
[Music]
565
00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:09,310
[Music]
566
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,440
so like alexandra wouldn't give me a
567
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,000
hand job but then she gave one to jp
568
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,960
jp
569
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,599
wait a minute isn't alexandra like 13 or
570
00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:21,680
something yeah so
571
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,880
well isn't that like statutory rape
572
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,960
who do i look like david [ __ ] caruso
573
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,280
i don't know
574
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:34,599
david caruso who's a cop nypd
575
00:36:51,839 --> 00:36:55,400
[ __ ] [ __ ]
576
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:06,469
[Music]
577
00:37:11,910 --> 00:37:15,090
[Music]
578
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,480
that was totally awesome
579
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,520
we
580
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,120
are the coolest kids in school
581
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:33,200
[Music]
582
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,680
and i see a gym class yeah i'll see you
583
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,920
in the shower
584
00:37:42,210 --> 00:38:15,550
[Music]
585
00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:26,880
what the [ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] are
586
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,800
you doing you know i don't like you i
587
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,079
don't like you either now give me my
588
00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:32,079
[ __ ] book this is hate literature
589
00:38:32,079 --> 00:38:36,520
whitey take your [ __ ] book
590
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,359
how's my favorite student
591
00:39:01,359 --> 00:39:02,320
me
592
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,119
oh i'm great
593
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,720
you're coming to my youth group meeting
594
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,520
tonight aren't you
595
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,960
i'm a little too mature for that
596
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,640
but oh i thank you anyway
597
00:39:20,079 --> 00:39:21,200
how
598
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,320
well will god
599
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,320
bless you
600
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,839
hi hello
601
00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:45,839
what are you doing this sunday night
602
00:39:45,839 --> 00:39:48,800
watching dark star
603
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,040
um well i'm having a youth group meeting
604
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,040
on sunday
605
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,839
sunday's trash night
606
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,280
never mind
607
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,619
[Music]
608
00:40:14,319 --> 00:40:15,680
okay i just want to conclude my
609
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,520
presentation with a little song that i
610
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,839
wrote about the internet i call it ode
611
00:40:19,839 --> 00:40:23,240
to the internet
612
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,240
okay
613
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,400
i love the internet
614
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:38,359
there's so much information
615
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,720
the internet is wonderful and so are all
616
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,280
of you
617
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,920
okay
618
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,880
that was wonderful
619
00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:54,720
thank god
620
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:59,440
okay uh derek and derwen you're up next
621
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,079
where's your boyfriend
622
00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:10,579
[Music]
623
00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:19,560
where's your boyfriend
624
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,740
how to make dildos
625
00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:26,870
[Music]
626
00:41:56,319 --> 00:41:59,319
okay
627
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,720
god
628
00:42:13,359 --> 00:42:15,200
which one are you
629
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,400
derek
630
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,560
why is derwent not present who gives a
631
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,720
[ __ ] i hope that hunky dies please
632
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,160
refrain yourself from speaking if you
633
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,240
have nothing nice to say hey i [ __ ]
634
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:25,839
your mom
635
00:42:25,839 --> 00:42:26,880
ah
636
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,800
that's disgusting
637
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,640
shut up [ __ ] i wasn't talking to you
638
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,560
explain yourself derek
639
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,920
i don't know where he is i haven't seen
640
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,200
him all day
641
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,520
well i have nothing else to do but be
642
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,040
forced to fail you
643
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,359
because you are not prepared
644
00:42:45,359 --> 00:42:48,240
please take your seat
645
00:42:52,690 --> 00:42:54,400
[Music]
646
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,599
good afternoon all right everybody
647
00:42:55,599 --> 00:42:58,400
listen up those are the announcements
648
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,800
seniors are reminded that the first
649
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,440
period bowling class will meet at its
650
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,480
feral lane at 8 a.m short
651
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,680
also tomorrow is the anniversary of
652
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,400
hitler's death
653
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,680
please dress accordingly
654
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,000
booster ads for the big game next
655
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:27,720
weekend are still available thank you
656
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:42,770
[Music]
657
00:43:50,319 --> 00:43:53,130
foreign
658
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:56,219
[Music]
659
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000
ah
660
00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:20,199
[Music]
661
00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:24,079
hey what's up
662
00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:26,880
field computer class
663
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,440
what the [ __ ] happened
664
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,760
after we blew up that dubbing
665
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,760
and was walking home i had to walk past
666
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:34,880
the
667
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,839
basketball court behind school
668
00:44:37,839 --> 00:44:40,960
this [ __ ] worked me over man
669
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,240
why
670
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:45,040
[ __ ] kill them
671
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,760
i don't know i think that [ __ ] uh you
672
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,920
know big math starting to catch up with
673
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,079
me
674
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,880
yeah
675
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,800
it's not as bad as it looks man i put
676
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,800
all this cream on my face that i got off
677
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,160
the internet
678
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,240
it's from the same people that we got
679
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,599
the uh
680
00:45:05,599 --> 00:45:07,599
the bomb from
681
00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:09,680
i used my mom's credit card it's it's
682
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,440
for a battered wire it's supposed to
683
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,680
make all your bruises go away next day
684
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,280
it won't be that bad
685
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,560
i took all my dad's coating in that
686
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,359
but uh yeah it was um
687
00:45:21,359 --> 00:45:23,839
[ __ ] everybody was there man like
688
00:45:23,839 --> 00:45:27,520
the muscle head a jock kid [ __ ]
689
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:28,720
um
690
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,359
the greaser even [ __ ] i got blood on
691
00:45:31,359 --> 00:45:34,240
his car man he bashed my head a thousand
692
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,760
times
693
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,520
into his car
694
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,200
they just wanted a reason it was nothing
695
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,400
you did
696
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,880
yeah they just don't want to admit that
697
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,800
you know that we threaten them
698
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,680
you know
699
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,119
so
700
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:49,280
i mean just like the way that you know
701
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,160
our philosophies and you know
702
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,720
we don't conform to their status quo
703
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:56,800
dress codes and
704
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,640
you know anything like that you know
705
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,800
wearing trench coats at school every day
706
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,040
just freaks them out you know so we're
707
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,319
not in jeans and varsity [ __ ] jackets
708
00:46:06,319 --> 00:46:08,319
or something
709
00:46:08,319 --> 00:46:10,480
i can't take it anymore man yeah it's
710
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,000
too stifling
711
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,720
like everybody's [ __ ] town a bunch of
712
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,920
pigs
713
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,440
i should just pack up and leave the
714
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,119
night
715
00:46:19,119 --> 00:46:20,720
man it's like
716
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,400
it's gonna be the same wherever we go
717
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,079
you know
718
00:46:24,079 --> 00:46:26,560
that's true let's see [ __ ]
719
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,440
it's city here we've got someone else
720
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,359
pig city there's
721
00:46:31,359 --> 00:46:35,680
it's like 95 bacon wherever you go
722
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:36,720
man
723
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:38,960
i can't take it anymore
724
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,000
you know
725
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,119
it's like you have no rights here
726
00:46:43,119 --> 00:46:44,480
you know
727
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,079
if you're not gonna play the game if
728
00:46:46,079 --> 00:46:47,839
you're not gonna pretend if you're not
729
00:46:47,839 --> 00:46:49,839
gonna be an actor
730
00:46:49,839 --> 00:46:52,560
you're a threat
731
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,960
you're you're an outcast
732
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,119
i'm [ __ ]
733
00:46:57,119 --> 00:46:59,520
put on trial like every day for being
734
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,640
you know some kind of alien
735
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,119
this place isn't right for me
736
00:47:05,119 --> 00:47:08,480
no this isn't this isn't right for me
737
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:12,319
no i didn't ask to come here
738
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,640
you know and if i did man i must be
739
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,040
crazy
740
00:47:17,119 --> 00:47:20,319
i i made a mistake
741
00:47:21,359 --> 00:47:25,160
i want to leave the planet
742
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,720
well if you really feel that way then
743
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,599
suicide is the only thing left to do
744
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:33,040
i always knew there's nothing here for
745
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,280
me it's any consolation i'm with you
746
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,280
brother
747
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,000
yeah man there's nothing pain here you
748
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,040
know
749
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,280
i always feel like i'm underwater i'm
750
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,760
like in a coffin
751
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:51,319
i can't breathe
752
00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:54,880
that's because you're not stupid
753
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,119
i even wanted to be like one of them
754
00:47:57,119 --> 00:47:59,280
stupid sheep
755
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,280
build my life around everything i
756
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,559
consumed
757
00:48:02,559 --> 00:48:05,119
what rock bands i listen to
758
00:48:05,119 --> 00:48:08,000
the car i aspire to drive
759
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,040
i even wanted to play football
760
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,480
yeah
761
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,599
isn't it great when some slob devoid of
762
00:48:15,599 --> 00:48:18,400
any personality takes on a team to call
763
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,839
his very own
764
00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:27,520
really experience emotion
765
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,680
you love them when they win
766
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,079
you cry when they lose
767
00:48:32,079 --> 00:48:33,440
they sit on the edge of your seat in
768
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,280
anticipation
769
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,119
come team go
770
00:48:37,119 --> 00:48:40,559
we should never experience real life
771
00:48:40,559 --> 00:48:43,440
they're all escapist bastards
772
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,040
we must subconsciously see that their
773
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,599
lives are based on lies
774
00:48:47,599 --> 00:48:50,160
when they see us they're reminded of it
775
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,280
don't be happy until we're dead
776
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,359
not if they're bleeding
777
00:48:55,359 --> 00:48:58,400
what are you saying my brother
778
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,599
i believe we owe it to society
779
00:49:01,599 --> 00:49:03,520
show them that their lives are based on
780
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,960
lies
781
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,480
you know but
782
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,240
maybe they won't be so inclined to leave
783
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,160
their leisure time to harass them as
784
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,240
outcasts
785
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,720
maybe they respect everybody's you know
786
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:17,599
right to exist
787
00:49:17,599 --> 00:49:19,760
we could bring some pipe palms to school
788
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,640
yeah yeah there's no god there'll be no
789
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,559
repercussions it's a little karma to
790
00:49:24,559 --> 00:49:27,200
work on no nothing man you get you know
791
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,720
calm every time you step on a blade of
792
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:31,119
grass or turn on the stove you eat a
793
00:49:31,119 --> 00:49:32,079
chicken
794
00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:33,280
yeah
795
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,440
nowhere you can get some gums
796
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,079
oh yeah yeah i could cash in my bombs
797
00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:39,680
whatever is left of
798
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,760
college fund my parents didn't drink
799
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,520
yeah i got some bonds too man i'll catch
800
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,880
them on
801
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,160
yeah and then we're going on a bowling
802
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,280
trip
803
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,240
yeah we can't miss that eins by drag
804
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,559
boom
805
00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:56,319
so what's this place gonna be like
806
00:49:56,319 --> 00:49:58,160
you'll see it's gonna be totally worth
807
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,480
that bubblegum
808
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,930
i think this is the place let's go
809
00:50:02,930 --> 00:50:06,040
[Music]
810
00:50:11,090 --> 00:50:14,309
[Music]
811
00:50:17,370 --> 00:50:20,240
[Music]
812
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,440
wow
813
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,880
this is cooler than i thought it would
814
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,880
be
815
00:50:26,830 --> 00:50:33,179
[Music]
816
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,400
well i'm gonna go introduce the band
817
00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:51,260
[Music]
818
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,640
i don't really see any familiar faces in
819
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,119
the crowd tonight but i'm really glad
820
00:50:57,119 --> 00:50:58,960
that you all came to my youth group
821
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,079
meeting
822
00:51:00,079 --> 00:51:02,000
so let's start grooving and shaking for
823
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,760
tonight's christian rock band they're
824
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:07,640
called today's the day
825
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:16,050
[Music]
826
00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:32,160
[Music]
827
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,250
oh
828
00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:36,750
[Music]
829
00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:44,559
[Music]
830
00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:47,559
ah
831
00:51:48,130 --> 00:51:53,920
[Music]
832
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:02,440
i'll be running a cat
833
00:52:04,060 --> 00:52:07,119
[Music]
834
00:52:07,119 --> 00:52:08,580
so
835
00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:35,550
[Music]
836
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,880
so
837
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:51,550
so
838
00:52:51,550 --> 00:53:01,590
[Music]
839
00:53:03,910 --> 00:53:08,240
[Music]
840
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,670
fashion
841
00:53:10,670 --> 00:53:13,999
[Music]
842
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,040
am i expecting you boys
843
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,079
uh no i don't think so sir
844
00:53:34,079 --> 00:53:36,319
so it's your first time right
845
00:53:36,319 --> 00:53:38,640
yes
846
00:53:40,319 --> 00:53:42,800
some people say
847
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,000
that i could read minds
848
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,280
but my guess is
849
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,920
that you boys are looking for a little
850
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,599
nose candy
851
00:53:53,599 --> 00:53:56,330
no
852
00:53:56,330 --> 00:53:59,530
[Music]
853
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,280
no actually
854
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,640
don't tell me
855
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:09,280
i know i know
856
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:14,400
you boys are looking for a little [ __ ]
857
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,040
i got lots of girls
858
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,839
did you ever [ __ ] a 12 year old's [ __ ]
859
00:54:25,839 --> 00:54:27,599
come here would you like to [ __ ] a 12
860
00:54:27,599 --> 00:54:28,960
year old's [ __ ]
861
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,800
look man what we're looking for is is
862
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,319
guns
863
00:54:32,319 --> 00:54:35,040
what do you say
864
00:54:36,799 --> 00:54:39,799
now
865
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,119
you boys think i'm [ __ ] stupid
866
00:54:45,119 --> 00:54:47,119
no huh
867
00:54:47,119 --> 00:54:48,480
you don't think that i know that you're
868
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,079
not [ __ ] old enough
869
00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:52,000
really man nobody's gonna know that we
870
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,240
bought the guns from you
871
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:55,839
yeah we're gonna kill our fellow
872
00:54:55,839 --> 00:54:58,079
classmates tomorrow at school and and
873
00:54:58,079 --> 00:55:02,440
then off ourselves yeah
874
00:55:09,599 --> 00:55:12,400
very [ __ ] original
875
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:13,599
look i don't want to piss on your
876
00:55:13,599 --> 00:55:16,319
cheerios or anything but
877
00:55:16,319 --> 00:55:19,799
it's been done
878
00:55:22,079 --> 00:55:24,400
well
879
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:27,030
tell them what they want bobby
880
00:55:27,030 --> 00:55:33,349
[Music]
881
00:55:35,390 --> 00:55:36,880
[Music]
882
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,480
here we got a couple of 357 magnums take
883
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:44,240
your pick a four and two inch barrel
884
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:47,680
they're what we call one shot drop guns
885
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,280
play cops call them hand cannons
886
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,760
and if you want something more powerful
887
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:57,000
than them here's a nice government issue
888
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,720
45.
889
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:02,600
very popular with the us army
890
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:03,760
[Music]
891
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:07,760
here is a nice 22 target pistol which
892
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,720
holds a 12 shot clip
893
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:15,720
it's accurate but not very powerful
894
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,400
if you want both accuracy and power go
895
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,599
for the nine millimeter 30 shot equipped
896
00:56:23,599 --> 00:56:27,319
police carbine
897
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,200
now here's something you can't be
898
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:38,160
without a nice consumable 32 caliber
899
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,880
pocket revolver with moderate stopping
900
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,880
power
901
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,200
you want a couple of 22 stub-nosed
902
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,640
saturday night specials
903
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,119
[Music]
904
00:56:55,119 --> 00:56:56,079
or
905
00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:58,720
how about this
906
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:02,000
powerful handgun in the world
907
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,960
six shots of nearly unstoppable
908
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:09,839
firepower the 44 magnum like the one
909
00:57:09,839 --> 00:57:12,000
used by mcpi
910
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,799
could easily drop a beer or blow a human
911
00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:18,640
head off clear off its shoulders
912
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:22,000
if you plan on doing any kind of hunting
913
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,640
you'll want a couple of shotguns like
914
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:28,160
this 12 12-gauge double-barrel shotgun
915
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,839
unless you prefer an automatic it holds
916
00:57:31,839 --> 00:57:34,799
five shots
917
00:57:37,359 --> 00:57:40,359
well
918
00:57:40,799 --> 00:57:42,720
um
919
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,119
we'll take them
920
00:57:53,599 --> 00:57:54,880
now off get hurt when you're killing
921
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,359
someone huh
922
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:07,720
this ain't your pecker huh see i'm nice
923
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,480
now you're sure
924
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,040
i can't
925
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,079
interest you boys in a little [ __ ]
926
00:58:18,079 --> 00:58:20,079
i got a little girl 12 years old over
927
00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:21,680
there in that cage
928
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:22,960
now
929
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:25,599
i don't know how willing she's gonna be
930
00:58:25,599 --> 00:58:27,920
but uh i'm sure if you're forceful
931
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:29,119
enough
932
00:58:29,119 --> 00:58:30,880
she's not gonna fight back you know what
933
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,000
i mean
934
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,240
no thanks not today yeah maybe in
935
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,559
another life
936
00:58:38,559 --> 00:58:40,400
[ __ ] freaks
937
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,280
yo [ __ ]
938
00:58:44,799 --> 00:58:47,680
come over here
939
00:58:48,799 --> 00:58:52,720
get your bony little ass over here
940
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,359
come here come on
941
00:58:55,359 --> 00:58:56,880
come here
942
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,119
now
943
00:58:59,599 --> 00:59:01,040
man
944
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,200
i want you
945
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,000
to go get me a crowbar
946
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,520
and a big jar
947
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,520
of vaseline
948
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,000
and get that fat [ __ ] [ __ ]
949
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,319
that nobody wants to [ __ ] anymore
950
00:59:14,319 --> 00:59:17,119
and you bring it to me
951
00:59:17,119 --> 00:59:21,200
what the [ __ ] are you still waiting for
952
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,640
[ __ ]
953
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,280
hate [ __ ] women
954
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,359
the only good for [ __ ] and verbal
955
00:59:29,359 --> 00:59:32,359
abuse
956
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,920
oh
957
00:59:42,120 --> 01:00:17,150
[Music]
958
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:20,480
man
959
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,400
i really think we blew our load on this
960
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,839
one
961
01:00:23,839 --> 01:00:26,319
it doesn't matter
962
01:00:26,319 --> 01:00:28,559
oh no but i mean i unless you want of
963
01:00:28,559 --> 01:00:32,240
course ice cream is bowling out anymore
964
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,160
oh right on man
965
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,119
i would like a wow
966
01:00:39,119 --> 01:00:41,200
cherry icing
967
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,839
this is phenomenal
968
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,760
so you think you're going to miss any of
969
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,760
those kids that's cool
970
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,799
not good at range
971
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:57,599
yeah you are a cold-hearted bastard
972
01:00:57,599 --> 01:00:59,920
isn't that this is the type of gun that
973
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:01,920
you know that movie they want to rob the
974
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,760
bank you see this they're going to use
975
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,440
that lady's head off yeah yeah it's like
976
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,599
a dirty hairy gun it's like a cannon
977
01:01:07,599 --> 01:01:08,640
yeah
978
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,319
look at that guy that's the louvre man
979
01:01:10,319 --> 01:01:11,920
it's like uh i think it's a little looks
980
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:15,119
like the one that i hit or used
981
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,799
yeah man this is canon
982
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,599
the entrance hole
983
01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:26,160
is like a dime
984
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:30,240
and the exit rune is like a grapefruit
985
01:01:31,839 --> 01:01:33,319
i kind of like to get that
986
01:01:33,319 --> 01:01:35,760
african-american kid to talk my mind
987
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,359
comic book
988
01:01:37,359 --> 01:01:38,960
maybe i shouldn't kill them though i'd
989
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:42,160
be doing too much in your favor
990
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,760
well i was just wondering if like you
991
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:44,880
know
992
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,880
one of those uh racist pamphlets that
993
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,799
said that african-americans
994
01:01:48,799 --> 01:01:52,559
had different colored brains you know
995
01:01:52,559 --> 01:01:54,160
i know it's silly but yeah i wonder if
996
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,599
one of those i wonder if their brains
997
01:01:55,599 --> 01:01:56,710
aren't hard
998
01:01:56,710 --> 01:02:00,319
[Music]
999
01:02:00,319 --> 01:02:02,160
you know if you blew off any of those
1000
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,160
shock kids heads you'd be like no brains
1001
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:04,839
and
1002
01:02:04,839 --> 01:02:09,960
hollow-headed use a hollow tip
1003
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:24,319
what the [ __ ] was that
1004
01:02:24,319 --> 01:02:27,680
nothing calm down
1005
01:02:28,559 --> 01:02:31,599
hey those better not be my guns no
1006
01:02:31,599 --> 01:02:33,599
they're mine
1007
01:02:33,599 --> 01:02:35,200
they are putting back you little
1008
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:36,960
ungrateful
1009
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:38,480
get the [ __ ] out
1010
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:41,799
shut up
1011
01:02:50,470 --> 01:02:58,920
[Music]
1012
01:03:00,319 --> 01:03:03,760
hi honey hi hi mom we're just about off
1013
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,400
to our christian parents meeting oh i
1014
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,520
will tell father mclean that um
1015
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,160
praise jesus and let him know that i'm
1016
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,640
doing fine i will and he'll be so glad
1017
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,640
to hear from you
1018
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,160
you're on the new testament that's
1019
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:21,280
wonderful to have you
1020
01:03:21,599 --> 01:03:23,760
oh it's such a beautiful phrase right
1021
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:24,720
here
1022
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,400
do not give dogs what is holy and do not
1023
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,280
throw your pearls before swine
1024
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,799
lest they trample them under foot and
1025
01:03:34,799 --> 01:03:37,839
turn to attack you
1026
01:03:37,839 --> 01:03:40,799
i love you mom i love you too dear and i
1027
01:03:40,799 --> 01:03:43,599
love you dad i love you sweetie okay so
1028
01:03:43,599 --> 01:03:45,200
we'll be back right after the meeting
1029
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,839
and is everything gonna be okay
1030
01:03:47,839 --> 01:03:49,839
yes everything will be fine are you sure
1031
01:03:49,839 --> 01:03:50,960
honey
1032
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,400
yes
1033
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:53,440
okay
1034
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:54,480
okay
1035
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,079
see you later
1036
01:03:56,079 --> 01:03:57,359
bye
1037
01:03:57,359 --> 01:03:59,839
god bless
1038
01:04:01,890 --> 01:04:11,039
[Music]
1039
01:04:11,039 --> 01:04:12,880
you know that that's cheryl ann yeah
1040
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,200
that big huge fat [ __ ] yeah she's like
1041
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,680
too fitty
1042
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,839
she's got a look at your shirt
1043
01:04:19,839 --> 01:04:21,680
yeah dude i french pressed her the other
1044
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:27,039
day you best precipitate what is that
1045
01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:35,680
any butterflies in the stomach there
1046
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:38,880
guys oh my stomach's empty no
1047
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,240
no that's good because your mama
1048
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:43,760
prepared your favorite meal
1049
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:45,920
spam
1050
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:48,720
there you go
1051
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:52,960
oh mama i love your
1052
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:54,839
you too spam
1053
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:57,440
don't get too full fellas hey you better
1054
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,359
dig in too you're looking a little light
1055
01:04:59,359 --> 01:05:00,559
there
1056
01:05:00,559 --> 01:05:03,670
go ahead enjoy it it's awesome
1057
01:05:03,670 --> 01:05:06,030
[Music]
1058
01:05:06,030 --> 01:05:07,359
[Applause]
1059
01:05:07,359 --> 01:05:08,790
bam
1060
01:05:08,790 --> 01:05:12,000
[Music]
1061
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,400
tell anybody that i spam i'm gonna kick
1062
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,550
your ass
1063
01:05:16,550 --> 01:05:27,039
[Music]
1064
01:05:27,039 --> 01:05:28,160
hey
1065
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,680
quit that come on in we're gonna eat
1066
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,200
you're gonna take the paint off of that
1067
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,880
car if you keep doing that doll what's
1068
01:05:37,039 --> 01:05:39,039
dudes i'm like totally washing and
1069
01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:41,119
waxing my car
1070
01:05:41,119 --> 01:05:42,880
you're wasting a lifetime to buy that
1071
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:45,839
car instead of a year come on boy
1072
01:05:45,839 --> 01:05:47,920
get in here and eat your dinner
1073
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,520
i'll nuke it
1074
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:52,240
get hell with him i'm hungry come on
1075
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,559
let's eat the hell with him you can eat
1076
01:05:54,559 --> 01:05:56,480
the car
1077
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,520
that damn car
1078
01:06:00,319 --> 01:06:03,960
so long bird
1079
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,960
here you go honey one more cup of coffee
1080
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:19,839
for you
1081
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:24,240
oh hello sweetie good morning
1082
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,280
oh they're okay you know i got the ice
1083
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:28,880
back on them every time you don't let
1084
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:31,119
those police pick on you anymore no no
1085
01:06:31,119 --> 01:06:33,039
they won't they'll never bother me again
1086
01:06:33,039 --> 01:06:35,440
honestly be good son i don't want to get
1087
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,200
another call from the principal oh come
1088
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,839
on you'll never hear from that guy again
1089
01:06:39,839 --> 01:06:41,520
honey you know something
1090
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,280
i remember when you were just a little
1091
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,440
boy and we used to go to the grocery
1092
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:46,960
store together we used to go to the
1093
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:49,359
library
1094
01:06:49,359 --> 01:06:51,760
it was so much fun now you have to go to
1095
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:54,319
school every day
1096
01:06:54,319 --> 01:06:56,319
i guess what i'm trying to say is that i
1097
01:06:56,319 --> 01:06:58,720
miss you honey
1098
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,240
well mom really there's there's nothing
1099
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:02,559
i can do about it and uh i really gotta
1100
01:07:02,559 --> 01:07:05,760
go i owe it to myself
1101
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,240
don't forget your lunch actually i'm
1102
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:09,599
fasting today
1103
01:07:09,599 --> 01:07:10,720
so um
1104
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,039
i gotta go oh honey what about the
1105
01:07:13,039 --> 01:07:15,119
school lunch what are they having you
1106
01:07:15,119 --> 01:07:17,680
want to know bye guys
1107
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,920
bye
1108
01:07:24,319 --> 01:07:26,839
get up there you lazy [ __ ] get out of
1109
01:07:26,839 --> 01:07:30,000
bed make me breakfast come on okay mom
1110
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,160
and get this cat out of here it's always
1111
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,240
on the food get out of your life mom
1112
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,640
shut up
1113
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,680
oh
1114
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:44,480
can i talk to you
1115
01:07:53,119 --> 01:07:55,200
what'd i do nothing i just gotta tell
1116
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:59,200
you something oh what's wrong
1117
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,039
i i just wanted to tell you that don't
1118
01:08:01,039 --> 01:08:02,480
hate you
1119
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,079
and i'm gonna kill myself at school
1120
01:08:04,079 --> 01:08:07,079
today
1121
01:08:11,119 --> 01:08:13,680
i just wanted to say goodbye
1122
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:15,039
oh
1123
01:08:15,039 --> 01:08:17,120
okay honey
1124
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,080
oh
1125
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:22,399
i love you honey i love you dad
1126
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:23,359
okay
1127
01:08:23,359 --> 01:08:24,960
i'm sorry
1128
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:28,279
i'm sorry
1129
01:08:32,790 --> 01:08:36,880
[Music]
1130
01:08:38,158 --> 01:08:39,520
to school now
1131
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:43,830
good and don't come back i won't
1132
01:08:43,830 --> 01:08:48,709
[Music]
1133
01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:57,510
[Music]
1134
01:08:58,319 --> 01:09:01,319
so
1135
01:09:25,310 --> 01:09:36,949
[Music]
1136
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:47,640
we had like another weekend
1137
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,880
yeah it's easy enough there are a bunch
1138
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:54,359
of pools anyway
1139
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:04,250
[Music]
1140
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:26,340
[Music]
1141
01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:34,560
[ __ ] you up
1142
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:37,960
[ __ ] you up
1143
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:52,020
[Music]
1144
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:54,630
oh
1145
01:10:54,630 --> 01:11:05,600
[Music]
1146
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:09,290
i have totally enough
1147
01:11:09,290 --> 01:11:19,069
[Music]
1148
01:11:22,350 --> 01:11:25,040
[Music]
1149
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,719
yeah man that's great i love it when you
1150
01:11:26,719 --> 01:11:28,490
get started
1151
01:11:28,490 --> 01:11:28,810
[Applause]
1152
01:11:28,810 --> 01:11:29,920
[Music]
1153
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:33,040
right now i'm so [ __ ] stoned
1154
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,360
man i had five hours of rover
1155
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:36,480
man
1156
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:39,520
man i hate all these [ __ ] people you
1157
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:41,920
all look like [ __ ] retards
1158
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:44,080
how am i doing
1159
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:45,440
brother
1160
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:49,120
here white boy oh man
1161
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,360
[ __ ] you [ __ ]
1162
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:53,360
you want to hear my new song
1163
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:54,910
no
1164
01:11:54,910 --> 01:11:57,600
[Music]
1165
01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:59,199
you like my new shirt i wouldn't be
1166
01:11:59,199 --> 01:12:01,910
caught dead
1167
01:12:01,910 --> 01:12:05,020
[Music]
1168
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:17,360
[Music]
1169
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:18,400
here
1170
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:22,440
do you want me to help you with that
1171
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,560
you know in the bible it says that the
1172
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,600
meat shall inherit the earth the meat
1173
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:36,960
no the meat that's you i'm the bible
1174
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,239
yeah
1175
01:12:38,239 --> 01:12:39,840
so you should come to all my youtube
1176
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:42,719
meetings here you go
1177
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,000
anyway
1178
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,400
so how was your trip to mexico mexico
1179
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:49,840
without a doubt was the greatest
1180
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,840
experience of my young and meaningful
1181
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,920
life i believe it
1182
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:56,239
did you recruit any non-believers
1183
01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,480
i tried lord knows i tried but you know
1184
01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:02,080
how ignorant those young bastards are
1185
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:03,600
i know you know i couldn't get a single
1186
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:05,199
person to come to my youth group meeting
1187
01:13:05,199 --> 01:13:07,760
last night
1188
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:13,719
where were you
1189
01:13:15,090 --> 01:13:20,140
[Music]
1190
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:27,480
guys
1191
01:13:48,750 --> 01:13:51,829
[Music]
1192
01:13:52,719 --> 01:13:54,320
somebody threw another m80 in the
1193
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:57,320
[ __ ]
1194
01:13:57,790 --> 01:14:11,520
[Applause]
1195
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,800
dude that's totally awesome
1196
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:18,400
yeah those kids are so immature
1197
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:21,440
when are they going to grow up
1198
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,480
yeah so what i love this [ __ ]
1199
01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:30,719
spam
1200
01:14:30,719 --> 01:14:34,159
shut your [ __ ] pile you [ __ ] [ __ ]
1201
01:14:34,159 --> 01:14:37,960
loving meat [ __ ]
1202
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,560
hey
1203
01:14:46,719 --> 01:14:48,960
hey
1204
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,679
hey
1205
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:57,440
what's for lunch
1206
01:14:57,440 --> 01:15:00,440
duck
1207
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:04,270
[Applause]
1208
01:15:12,239 --> 01:15:13,560
come
1209
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:18,280
on come on
1210
01:15:22,660 --> 01:15:30,129
[Music]
1211
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:35,520
[Music]
1212
01:15:44,630 --> 01:15:47,699
[Applause]
1213
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:51,170
oh
1214
01:15:51,170 --> 01:16:08,180
[Music]
1215
01:16:08,180 --> 01:16:11,209
[Applause]
1216
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:16,080
all right i guess every dog has his day
1217
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:17,920
yeah today's the day buddy all right
1218
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:19,920
shoot me shoot me shoot me in the
1219
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:22,480
[ __ ] head shoot me come on shoot me
1220
01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:25,199
shoot me in the head
1221
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:28,080
derek
1222
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:28,880
you want to see what an
1223
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:31,679
african-american's brains look like
1224
01:16:31,679 --> 01:16:32,940
sure
1225
01:16:32,940 --> 01:16:36,140
[Music]
1226
01:16:41,199 --> 01:16:44,320
they really are
1227
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:47,840
[Music]
1228
01:16:50,650 --> 01:16:51,760
[Music]
1229
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:54,760
oh
1230
01:16:57,810 --> 01:17:09,939
[Music]
1231
01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:17,080
what you got there
1232
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,239
hey my brother this is like the
1233
01:17:20,239 --> 01:17:21,640
hollywood
1234
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:24,909
[Music]
1235
01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:41,329
[Music]
1236
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:45,800
you're gonna
1237
01:17:46,230 --> 01:17:49,330
[Music]
1238
01:17:51,199 --> 01:17:55,159
get up here stand up
1239
01:17:59,060 --> 01:18:04,359
[Music]
1240
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,640
don't break your teeth
1241
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:12,719
come on make me come baby
1242
01:18:12,719 --> 01:18:15,360
oh yeah
1243
01:18:15,679 --> 01:18:17,440
come on
1244
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:18,560
[Music]
1245
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:23,400
oh yeah i like that i like it
1246
01:18:34,719 --> 01:18:37,520
she should have said it
1247
01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:40,320
where the [ __ ] were you i got a ticket i
1248
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,719
was 15 over [ __ ] i'm sorry i didn't know
1249
01:18:42,719 --> 01:18:44,320
how could you
1250
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:46,080
what's going on some crazy kid bought a
1251
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:50,400
gun to school again roll the camera
1252
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:52,880
okay camera rolling
1253
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:54,640
this is the most tragic scene that has
1254
01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:56,480
happened in years it seems that someone
1255
01:18:56,480 --> 01:18:58,159
or something has gone crazy in this
1256
01:18:58,159 --> 01:19:00,719
school explosions are going off it's so
1257
01:19:00,719 --> 01:19:02,719
exciting i mean tragic let's see what
1258
01:19:02,719 --> 01:19:05,440
the police have to say
1259
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:06,800
well at this point we don't know who the
1260
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,360
perpetrator or perpetrators are
1261
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,120
there's been rumors circulating around
1262
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,040
town and around school that uh one of
1263
01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:14,719
the minorities might be going crazy
1264
01:19:14,719 --> 01:19:17,120
inside
1265
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,520
did i feed my cat
1266
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:22,520
please
1267
01:19:27,470 --> 01:19:32,850
[Music]
1268
01:19:32,850 --> 01:19:34,719
[Applause]
1269
01:19:34,719 --> 01:19:36,560
but you're bleeding so bad
1270
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:37,840
don't
1271
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:40,239
don't worry about me
1272
01:19:40,239 --> 01:19:41,840
we need to get help
1273
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:43,040
the authorities
1274
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:44,880
have this under control
1275
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:50,000
[Music]
1276
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,440
think my son
1277
01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:54,080
might have something to do with this
1278
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,080
let me negotiate
1279
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:59,440
he might be one of the killers
1280
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:01,120
how do you feel knowing your son has
1281
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:04,719
used your gun to kill these kids my good
1282
01:20:04,719 --> 01:20:06,159
gun
1283
01:20:06,159 --> 01:20:08,639
my good gun how do you feel knowing your
1284
01:20:08,639 --> 01:20:12,320
son used your gun to kill these kids
1285
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:15,710
not my good gun
1286
01:20:15,710 --> 01:20:18,779
[Applause]
1287
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:22,560
with all the jocks please be kind enough
1288
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:24,530
to stand up
1289
01:20:24,530 --> 01:20:28,480
[Music]
1290
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:32,719
look man you've made your point okay
1291
01:20:32,719 --> 01:20:35,600
seriously like we get it
1292
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,600
sorry about that [ __ ] yesterday
1293
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:41,120
yeah it was just a joke
1294
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:43,679
yeah man it's all forgotten now
1295
01:20:43,679 --> 01:20:45,199
i was just thinking that today would be
1296
01:20:45,199 --> 01:20:49,120
a great day to die
1297
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,400
what do you think there
1298
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,080
i agree
1299
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:56,280
i think everybody should die
1300
01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:03,760
[Music]
1301
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:07,040
oh jesus
1302
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:10,080
i can't run anymore
1303
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:11,760
this is the most tragic scene that has
1304
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:13,600
happened in years it seems that someone
1305
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:15,280
or something has gone crazy in this
1306
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,320
school explosions are going off
1307
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:22,600
it's so exciting i mean tragic
1308
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,120
oh
1309
01:21:33,199 --> 01:21:37,120
i guess that was not a prank caller
1310
01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:41,800
i better call it a swat time
1311
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:44,400
well at this point we don't know who the
1312
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,880
perpetrator or perpetrators are
1313
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:48,159
hello
1314
01:21:48,159 --> 01:21:49,920
and thanks a lot for calling your local
1315
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:52,320
swat team at bomb squad
1316
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:53,760
we can't answer your call right now
1317
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:55,440
because we're out taking care of other
1318
01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:56,800
bomb scares
1319
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:58,320
but if you leave your name and address
1320
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:00,080
and telephone number
1321
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:01,520
a brief
1322
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:03,760
description of the emergency
1323
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:05,120
we'll call you back in the order this
1324
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:07,600
call was taken thanks have a good day oh
1325
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:10,600
[ __ ]
1326
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:12,639
please
1327
01:22:12,639 --> 01:22:15,520
just do one thing for me
1328
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:17,280
my last
1329
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:19,920
dying wish
1330
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:26,719
tell my daughters i love them
1331
01:22:30,420 --> 01:22:32,080
[Music]
1332
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:33,040
wake up
1333
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:38,520
wake up oh my god i told you god
1334
01:22:40,090 --> 01:22:41,600
[Applause]
1335
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:43,840
well who do we have here
1336
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,800
it's the famous musician
1337
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:48,719
why are you doing this violence is not
1338
01:22:48,719 --> 01:22:52,400
the answer but what is dance
1339
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,639
do you really want to know oh please
1340
01:22:54,639 --> 01:22:57,470
enlighten our souls
1341
01:22:57,470 --> 01:23:01,840
[Music]
1342
01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:05,040
why do humans kill each other
1343
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:07,679
why do we cause so much pain
1344
01:23:07,679 --> 01:23:10,560
what about peace love and understanding
1345
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:13,679
i guess i'll never know
1346
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:17,159
no i don't think
1347
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:29,229
[Music]
1348
01:23:30,719 --> 01:23:32,239
you guys don't understand there is no
1349
01:23:32,239 --> 01:23:35,239
god
1350
01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:01,520
oh thank you god
1351
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:05,199
thank you thank you guys
1352
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,639
are you the principal of this school
1353
01:24:10,639 --> 01:24:13,360
yes i am
1354
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:19,920
and you are i'm with um married
1355
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,920
i'm the principal of this school
1356
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:23,520
let me see if i can put a stop to this
1357
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:27,960
right now i'm going in
1358
01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:44,120
what's the situation here grave
1359
01:24:57,040 --> 01:25:00,040
oh
1360
01:25:11,730 --> 01:25:16,050
[Laughter]
1361
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:19,480
god
1362
01:25:22,070 --> 01:25:26,390
[Laughter]
1363
01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:37,199
so do you have anything to say
1364
01:25:37,199 --> 01:25:38,639
does this mean the big game's gonna be
1365
01:25:38,639 --> 01:25:40,510
canceled
1366
01:25:40,510 --> 01:25:43,600
[Music]
1367
01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:45,360
hey wait you guys
1368
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:48,639
those are some guns
1369
01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:51,360
no my mommy told me not to
1370
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:52,159
no
1371
01:25:52,159 --> 01:25:53,600
don't pull my hair
1372
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:54,960
no
1373
01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:58,920
don't wait guys
1374
01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:22,420
[Music]
1375
01:26:22,420 --> 01:26:26,710
[Applause]
1376
01:26:26,710 --> 01:26:39,439
[Music]
1377
01:26:42,870 --> 01:26:49,199
[Music]
1378
01:26:49,199 --> 01:26:50,190
oh
1379
01:26:50,190 --> 01:26:51,280
[Music]
1380
01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:53,280
room closet
1381
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,719
yeah man it's like the only place we can
1382
01:26:54,719 --> 01:26:56,880
get some peace and quiet you know
1383
01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:58,239
it's getting pretty [ __ ] crazy out
1384
01:26:58,239 --> 01:27:00,480
there
1385
01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:03,280
got one of those cigarettes oh yeah i
1386
01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,920
got a couple left
1387
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:11,120
i'm surprised you went this long without
1388
01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:12,060
a smoke
1389
01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:14,080
[Music]
1390
01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:15,920
two left let's have one now and we'll
1391
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:18,400
save one for purgatory yes that's a good
1392
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:20,800
idea
1393
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:25,760
last month for a dime man
1394
01:27:26,530 --> 01:27:28,480
[Music]
1395
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:30,480
any last requests
1396
01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:32,880
how do you
1397
01:27:33,270 --> 01:27:36,309
[Music]
1398
01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:40,120
sick
1399
01:27:41,660 --> 01:27:46,239
[Music]
1400
01:27:46,239 --> 01:27:48,800
a quitter
1401
01:27:51,840 --> 01:27:52,800
oh
1402
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:54,450
so close
1403
01:27:54,450 --> 01:27:57,950
[Music]
1404
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:04,960
my trigger finger ain't what i used to
1405
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:07,780
be
1406
01:28:07,780 --> 01:28:13,079
[Music]
1407
01:28:14,239 --> 01:28:17,480
help me
1408
01:28:21,740 --> 01:28:32,739
[Music]
1409
01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:49,430
[Music]
1410
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:53,000
oh
1411
01:28:55,190 --> 01:29:07,679
[Music]
1412
01:29:07,679 --> 01:29:09,410
oh my god
1413
01:29:09,410 --> 01:29:14,449
[Music]
1414
01:29:17,420 --> 01:29:20,080
[Music]
1415
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:23,080
oh
1416
01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:35,500
[Music]
1417
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:49,760
[Music]
1418
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:52,760
sticky
1419
01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:01,280
[Music]
1420
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:02,960
oh man
1421
01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:05,280
so what do you say
1422
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:07,520
all right
1423
01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:08,880
it's a little awkward i've never done
1424
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:11,440
this before
1425
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:16,000
make sure you kill me
1426
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,080
all right
1427
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:19,360
um
1428
01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:20,800
on three
1429
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:22,960
okay okay ready
1430
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:25,040
one
1431
01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:27,360
two
1432
01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:30,480
gets [ __ ] up
1433
01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:32,960
all right hey this time for real all
1434
01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:34,960
right
1435
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:39,360
i just want to say uh i love you man
1436
01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:41,920
none of the material world
1437
01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:44,239
i ain't right
1438
01:30:44,239 --> 01:30:45,280
okay
1439
01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:47,440
one
1440
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:49,840
two
1441
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:06,120
ugh
1442
01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:28,000
oh my christ what in tarnation happened
1443
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:30,239
here
1444
01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:35,560
oh god the children
1445
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:45,199
oh god get a hold of yourself
1446
01:32:45,199 --> 01:32:48,800
they're killing the children
1447
01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:53,280
he's holding a pencil in his hands
1448
01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:55,600
oh god
1449
01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:57,760
who knows what the type of homework
1450
01:32:57,760 --> 01:33:01,600
assignment he was attempting to complete
1451
01:33:05,199 --> 01:33:07,199
oh god i feel sicker than one of them
1452
01:33:07,199 --> 01:33:10,480
damn aids patients
1453
01:33:14,639 --> 01:33:16,960
what the hell you doing man
1454
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:18,719
what that wasn't one of them
1455
01:33:18,719 --> 01:33:20,960
no
1456
01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:24,239
you're gonna hurl again
1457
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:26,719
look
1458
01:33:26,719 --> 01:33:30,000
there's a bomb what
1459
01:33:31,920 --> 01:33:33,679
i can handle it
1460
01:33:33,679 --> 01:33:34,960
no don't
1461
01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:38,480
don't do it you trust bastard
1462
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:41,520
i'm getting out of here before you blow
1463
01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:43,840
me up
1464
01:33:44,159 --> 01:33:46,800
i wish people would confide in me
1465
01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:48,239
i've seen this done on television a
1466
01:33:48,239 --> 01:33:51,600
thousand times it's the white one
1467
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:55,800
it's always the white one
1468
01:34:17,330 --> 01:34:20,479
[Applause]
1469
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:40,639
so what was it like in there oh god
1470
01:34:40,639 --> 01:34:43,040
it was terrible carnage
1471
01:34:43,040 --> 01:34:46,239
there were bodies everywhere
1472
01:34:46,239 --> 01:34:48,800
one of my students
1473
01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:52,560
collapsed and died right in my arms
1474
01:34:52,560 --> 01:34:55,440
but the ones that survived
1475
01:34:55,440 --> 01:34:57,920
like me
1476
01:34:58,000 --> 01:34:59,360
they're heroes
1477
01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:01,679
they were a little strange but they were
1478
01:35:01,679 --> 01:35:03,040
actually very good students when they
1479
01:35:03,040 --> 01:35:05,199
applied themselves
1480
01:35:05,199 --> 01:35:09,840
they were they were such nice boys
1481
01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:11,280
they would have failed gym class except
1482
01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:14,960
they did get a b plus and marksmanship
1483
01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:18,159
they were such nice boys
1484
01:35:18,159 --> 01:35:20,400
they were actually very good in creative
1485
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:22,480
chemistry
1486
01:35:22,480 --> 01:35:24,320
and they weren't half bad in german
1487
01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:26,639
class hey
1488
01:35:26,639 --> 01:35:28,239
you think they're gonna retire the dead
1489
01:35:28,239 --> 01:35:30,000
jocks numbers
1490
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:31,840
i wonder who's gonna get their lockers
1491
01:35:31,840 --> 01:35:34,560
well he he loved my spam my son was an
1492
01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:36,800
athlete a great athlete
1493
01:35:36,800 --> 01:35:39,600
he had a very promising future
1494
01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:43,360
he loved my spam i tell you he loves it
1495
01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:44,960
i want to know if the big game is still
1496
01:35:44,960 --> 01:35:45,920
on
1497
01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:47,440
there's nothing no we don't have
1498
01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:48,639
anything there hasn't been anything
1499
01:35:48,639 --> 01:35:50,400
about friendship this time i know
1500
01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:52,639
anything see our lawyer we have nothing
1501
01:35:52,639 --> 01:35:54,880
to do with any of this
1502
01:35:54,880 --> 01:35:58,320
i believe that this type of violent
1503
01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:01,360
phenomenon that we see happening more
1504
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:04,000
and more in our modern culture
1505
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,360
may be due
1506
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:08,639
to some kind of mass hypnosis or
1507
01:36:08,639 --> 01:36:10,639
hysteria
1508
01:36:10,639 --> 01:36:11,840
or
1509
01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:14,719
maybe even to some sort of alien
1510
01:36:14,719 --> 01:36:18,800
influence or intervention
1511
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,679
things simply have not been right since
1512
01:36:21,679 --> 01:36:25,560
the roswell incident
1513
01:36:29,050 --> 01:36:38,359
[Music]
1514
01:36:42,550 --> 01:36:45,859
[Music]
1515
01:36:48,680 --> 01:36:51,869
[Music]
1516
01:36:53,940 --> 01:37:09,619
[Music]
1517
01:37:11,710 --> 01:37:18,289
[Music]
1518
01:37:18,880 --> 01:37:21,840
out sight
1519
01:37:23,410 --> 01:37:48,719
[Music]
1520
01:37:48,719 --> 01:37:50,990
yes
1521
01:37:50,990 --> 01:38:14,639
[Music]
1522
01:38:14,639 --> 01:38:15,770
school
1523
01:38:15,770 --> 01:38:25,319
[Music]
1524
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:27,260
oh
1525
01:38:27,260 --> 01:38:31,520
[Music]
1526
01:38:31,520 --> 01:38:33,640
pouring in the sewers
1527
01:38:33,640 --> 01:39:10,080
[Music]
1528
01:39:10,080 --> 01:39:13,080
is
1529
01:39:16,300 --> 01:39:45,920
[Music]
1530
01:39:45,920 --> 01:39:48,920
so
1531
01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:58,550
[Music]
1532
01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:01,420
so
1533
01:40:01,420 --> 01:40:13,360
[Music]
1534
01:40:13,360 --> 01:40:14,560
well actually i think we should uh i
1535
01:40:14,560 --> 01:40:16,159
think uh we could open up a card in a
1536
01:40:16,159 --> 01:40:19,040
flower shop and uh i'd make a 45 it'll
1537
01:40:19,040 --> 01:40:20,320
hit uh
1538
01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:22,080
number one like a bullet i think maybe a
1539
01:40:22,080 --> 01:40:24,080
tissue stand maybe a uh maybe a candle
1540
01:40:24,080 --> 01:40:26,000
place which could open up i think uh a
1541
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:28,639
back to school special we should do um i
1542
01:40:28,639 --> 01:40:30,159
you know
1543
01:40:30,159 --> 01:40:31,440
i'm thinking money on this thing
1544
01:40:31,440 --> 01:40:32,719
actually right now i'm thinking a lot of
1545
01:40:32,719 --> 01:40:34,639
money could be made on this whole thing
1546
01:40:34,639 --> 01:40:36,719
hey what about the big game next year we
1547
01:40:36,719 --> 01:40:38,159
should blow up our high school we could
1548
01:40:38,159 --> 01:40:41,400
be on tv
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