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- Nope. It's a lookalike.
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See, it's
all about the nipple.
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If you don't see a
nipple, don't touch it.
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- Okay,
now I'm getting hard.
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- Gross.
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- Isn't it a bit morbid...
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Picking shrooms off
people's graves?
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- Bitch, aren't you about
to be in med school?
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You better get used to
playing with corpses?
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Oh, never mind.
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- See, that's different.
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Those people donated
their bodies to science.
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- Okay, and these
ones graciously chose
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to fertilize the Earth
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so that you and I could come
face-to-face with Buddha
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or gay Jesus or whatever.
- Come on.
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Okay, um, so do we,
like, cook them, or...
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- Nope, we're just
gonna chomp them down.
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They are way more potent raw.
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Oh, speaking of, did you
know that a baboon's colon
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is five times
bigger than a man's
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because he only eats raw food?
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- That is not what I
thought you were gonna say.
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- I know... You
could probably fit
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a basketball player's whole
foot in there if you wanted to.
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- You know, I think
I was more turned on
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when we were talking
about corpses.
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- Gay gasp.
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Babe, jackpot.
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- "Sweet Keaven in Heaven,
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"Nine sweet angels in the sky.
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"Too early for you to die.
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I hope you're having fun in
your kingdom of the sun."
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"Sweet Daddius,
I'm the saddiest.
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"Nine sweet angels in the
sky, too early for you to die.
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I hope you're having fun in
your kingdom of the sun."
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- I got to get some air.
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- "Oh, Sheridan, I'll be
wondering where you been."
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- I can't wait for these
fucking vigils to be over.
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- Are you crazy?
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It's like our gay reparations.
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We getting paid handsome
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just to hug on some
strangers while they cry.
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- If I have to hear
one more person
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talk about how they
could have been there
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and then take a selfie
just to get their money,
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I don't know.
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I just feel like we're
pimping out our trauma.
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- Don't worry... there'll be
another shooting soon enough,
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and they'll forget
about little old us.
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But if seeing my pretty face
here opens their wallets,
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so be it.
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- You know what? You're right.
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Let's get this money, baby.
- Hey, that's my girl.
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So what you spending
your check on?
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- Ugh. I don't know.
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I'm currently staying
with my ex for free.
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We're in this weird
space where we're...
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- Damn, I did not ask
for your life story.
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You got to cut out
with that drama.
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Look, I'm bound to blow mine
on hookers and Xanny bars.
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And you know what that's called?
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Healing.
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- Marvin, you're an inspiration.
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- Brodie...
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it's 6:30.
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- Yeah, but my forearm
muscles basically atrophied,
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so this is kind of like
my physical therapy.
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- So jerk yourself off, then.
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- Come on. Play with me.
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- Oh, shit.
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I feel like I've
been hit by a bus
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and dragged for three blocks.
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- Really? But you
didn't drink last night.
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Did you?
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Why is Daddius under the bed?
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- Because it's creepy and
morbid to have him just out.
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- I'm glad we're
scattering his ashes,
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but I actually think
Daddius would have loved
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to spend eternity watching
us breed each other.
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You know he would.
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- You know, it's
been shockingly nice
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having you and your
brother stay here...
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but what's your plan,
like, long-term?
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Can we not with the
parental role-play?
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Look, I'm about to
get a major payout
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from the Survivors' Fund,
and then I will find a place,
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pack my shit, and
get out of your hair.
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- Hey, I didn't say I
wanted you out of my hair.
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I just asked what your plan was.
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- Well...
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my plan was to jerk you off,
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but now I guess I'm gonna have
to go get these trauma dollars.
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- Did you just say our
babies are assholes?
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- I didn't say it. I sang it.
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And you have to admit...
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A hunger strike is an
asshole thing to do.
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Can we please just
try baby formula?
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- Ruthie.
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My God, is
this lady stalking us?
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I mean, which part of "you
are not their gam-gam"
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does she not understand?
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- Oh, come on,
Brenda's harmless.
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Besides, my mom is a massive C,
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and your parents are, like,
a thousand miles away.
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It's not like we
couldn't use the help.
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- I don't know.
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- Oh.
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- Ooh, not a chance.
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- Okay.
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Shut the fuck up.
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- Find anything good?
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- Bookings have been
pretty slow since...
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How you doing?
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Question on everyone's lips...
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My teachers, my friends, my mom.
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- I hear you.
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- Here.
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- What is this?
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- Trash...
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so, um, it should suit you.
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- Bitch.
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This all your drag shit?
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- Yeah, I don't need it anymore.
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- Sure you do.
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My drag school
starts next month.
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Pull up.
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- Nah, it's gonna
be a hard pass.
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- You're right... I haven't
been going to church,
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and I probably should.
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Yes, I'm sure Mom would be
disappointed, but I think...
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Papi, I got to
run. I'm sorry...
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No, I'm not being smart.
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Love you.
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- Want to watch "Buffy" with me?
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- I'm sorry.
I-I got to work.
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- Okay, well, I'm
gonna go watch a show
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that turns any real-life problem
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into a monster that
can be defeated,
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usually in, like, 45 minutes.
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Also, um...
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the guys are hot, so...
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I do love hot guys.
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- Oh, my God, that's
crazy. Me too.
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Come on.
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- I mean, can you believe him?
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Like, I'm sorry I don't
know what I should do
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after almost being murdered.
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What the fuck is that?
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- Do you want me to be honest
with my very bestest friend
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or pretend you're someone else?
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- Oh, pretend I'm someone else.
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- Mm, sorry. Can't.
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But you never wanted
to be a doctor.
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When you quit, you
dodged a bullet.
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So what now? Good question.
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- Fuck you.
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- Hello, thrivers.
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11 weeks ago, I was
getting my damn life, sis.
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I was out on the
Babylon dance floor
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being a happy little faggot.
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I can say it.
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I can say it.
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And then the shooting happened.
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- Do you think he realizes
he looks like a Proud Boy?
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- I think he was a Proud Boy
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until he realized he could
get more attention this way.
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- Please, put your paws up
for Lani Simpson's parents,
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Clara and Reed...
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Sheridan Segal's
sister, Charity...
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- What is this?
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- The victims' families.
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- And the parents
of Daddius Miller,
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Phil and Kim.
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- What the actual fuck
are they doing here?
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- Be strong.
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Slay, mamas...
And papas.
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While all of us
survivors struggle
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every G-damn day
since the shooting,
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these families are still
really, really bummed,
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and they will be
pretty much forever.
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Oh, sorry. Bringing
the room down.
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We're here to provide a light
at the end of the tunnel,
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which is why we partnered
with LeBlanc Auto Sales
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of New Orleans to provide
each of them a brand-new car.
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Let's see it,
hunty.
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- Are you fucking kidding me?
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They refuse to claim his body
but show up for a free car?
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- Oh, shit, for real?
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Oh, that's cold.
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- You okay?
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- You want to be honest or
pretend you're someone else?
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- Okay, two scenes ago,
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she is in full-blown denial
about being the slayer,
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and now she's all-in, full-on
hunting this vampire lady?
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- Give the binge the
respect she deserves,
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and she will reward you.
- If you say so.
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- Oh, my fucking God.
Where you been, bitch?
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- Damn, Bussey.
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- Mwah.
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This is nice. Who paying
for all this shit?
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- Me, baby.
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Also, what's wrong with him?
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- Girl...
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- A cameo from
Mr. and Mrs. Miller.
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- Wait, Daddius'
parents were there?
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- Mm-hmm.
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JCJ gave them a free
car for their loss.
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- Oh, fuck that.
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- Sorry, what's the problem?
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Free car equals good, right?
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- The problem is that
Daddius' shit-stained parents
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disowned him when he came out.
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Oh, no, wait, sorry,
they first sent him
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to an ultra-religious
conversion camp,
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and then they disowned him.
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- Wait, how'd you know Daddius
went to conversion therapy?
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- I don't know...
He probably told us
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when we were all hanging out.
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- Hmm, no place to
hang out anymore.
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- God, these fucking vigils
are killing queer nightlife.
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- I don't know. Make
me want to drink.
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- Yeah, but in that
depressing-ass,
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Heath Ledger smelling the
shirt kind of way. Pass.
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- Every gay bar is
either closed or empty.
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When did the
faggots get so soft?
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- Preach, baby.
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I mean, hell, these bars
survived the damn AIDS crisis.
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- And we'll survive this, too.
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Fuck the bars. Let's
do this ourselves.
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We'll throw a party
better than Babylon.
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- Okay, Brodie Luther King.
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- Like, this is how we
should be honoring Daddius
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and all the other victims,
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not some shitty vigils
that cater to sad heteros.
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- It's a nice idea, Brodie,
but with what money?
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- 40K from the Survivors' Fund.
- 40 grand?
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Damn, if I would have known
they were giving out that much,
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I would have signed up.
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- I got 52 Gs
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'cause they thought this
chair was from the shooting.
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JCJ is
such a dumb bitch.
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- I know.
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I got a 20K bonus
for getting shot.
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Ruthie just said
trans... $10,000.
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- It feels like the
trauma Olympics.
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- Well, if you got all that
money, I say go for it.
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I love this for you.
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- Great...
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because I know the perfect place
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to host the party.
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- Where?
253
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,778
Oh. No.
254
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,697
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
255
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,657
Brodie, absolutely not.
256
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,534
- Come on.
257
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,911
You were telling me I
needed a plan this morning.
258
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,455
Noah, this is the plan.
259
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:36,126
- Look, I love this energy,
but times have changed, Brodie.
260
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,461
- Come on.
261
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,631
Daddius would've killed
for one last party.
262
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:45,010
- I guess you know what's
best for everyone, don't you?
263
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,678
- What? He would have.
264
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,179
Noah.
265
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,975
So you'll think about it, babe?
266
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,564
He's gonna think
about it.
267
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:01,234
- Spaghetti à la
carbonara, piping hot,
268
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,821
just like the ancient
Romans used to microwave.
269
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,075
Hello?
270
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,744
Earth to Ming.
271
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,953
- What?
272
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,290
Oh, um...
273
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,833
yeah, I'm not hungry.
274
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:17,959
Thank you.
275
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,253
- Hey.
276
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,589
- I know it's been
a rough month,
277
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,134
but I have to go concerned
mom on you for a second.
278
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,511
- Mom, can we please not?
279
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:33,266
- I found your Survivors'
Fund letter in your trash.
280
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,477
Why didn't you want to sign up?
281
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,520
- Why did you go
through my trash?
282
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,440
- Look...
283
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:44,778
I can't tell you
how to process...
284
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,738
what happened.
285
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,116
But that money... it sure would
have been helpful around here.
286
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,036
- Or for your college...
287
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,454
for your drag.
288
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,289
- Fuck all that.
289
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,958
I'm done with drag.
290
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,544
Donated all my shit.
291
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:05,215
- Hey, you... you donated?
292
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,764
Forget it. I know
what we need to do.
293
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,393
- Yeah, I'm not
going to the vigil.
294
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:20,689
- Oh, this is better than
thoughts and prayers.
295
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,241
See, it helps, right?
296
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,133
- Can we go now?
297
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,521
- And the crazy
thing is, I tried...
298
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:05,233
Like, really tried to
not be gay for them.
299
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,820
You know, I cried
300
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:13,742
after watching gay porn for
the first time after that.
301
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,035
- I'm so sorry, babe.
302
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,378
- Wait.
303
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,714
Wait, was this song playing
304
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,966
during this entire
depressing conversation?
305
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,010
- Oh, no, I put my
sex playlist on...
306
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,386
- I am getting emotional
307
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:37,140
to maybe the gayest piece
of music ever released.
308
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,850
- Okay, I can turn it off.
309
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,061
- No, I think we have
to embrace it now.
310
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,813
We dance away the pain.
311
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,231
- Oh, oh.
312
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,658
It's a fucking bop.
- It is.
313
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,327
- I'm sorry, that's
a fucking bop.
314
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,662
- Watch out, girls.
Here she comes.
315
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,023
- Hey.
316
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,441
You okay?
317
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,487
- Can you do the thing, Brodie?
318
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,535
- Here...
319
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,249
Close your eyes.
320
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,299
Oh.
321
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,386
Mm, this one's really stuck.
322
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,971
Must be a big one.
323
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:11,317
There...
324
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,236
no more bad thoughts.
325
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,544
- We can have the party here.
326
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,588
- Really?
327
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,798
What made you change your mind?
328
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,734
- Where you off to, bitch?
329
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:55,320
- First day back on the job
sculpting NOLA's young minds.
330
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,007
Also, honey, you do not
want to go in there.
331
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,324
Shar is on one,
332
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,093
and Mama B definitely
woke up and chose chaos.
333
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,494
- Why do you think I'm here?
334
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,430
Shar's been blowing up my
phone since last night,
335
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,664
and I figured you'd be pissed
if I blocked them, so...
336
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:07,999
Oh, B-T-dubs,
337
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,477
I'm throwing a party
tonight at mine and Noah's.
338
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,169
- Oh.
- So you have to come.
339
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,838
- Wow. Okay,
"mine and Noah's."
340
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,801
Brodie, maybe this whole
Noah thing isn't a good idea?
341
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,262
- I don't know.
I'm optimistic.
342
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:24,224
You'll come to the party?
343
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,227
- Look, I obviously want to go,
but Shar's is losing their mind
344
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,537
with this whole
breastfeeding thing.
345
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,188
Oh, and to cap it
off, the twins, like,
346
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,648
legit don't fuck with me.
347
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,733
And, like, yeah, I know
they're young and whatever,
348
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,986
but the way they look at
me, it's giving spooky.
349
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,239
- See...
350
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,741
these all sound like
reasons you should come.
351
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,539
- Whatever. We'll see.
352
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,290
- Bye.
- Bye.
353
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,134
- Am I too late?
Did you kill her?
354
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,219
- Brodie, I can't
get rid of Brenda.
355
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,429
I've tried.
356
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,431
I have said truly
awful things to her,
357
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,112
and I think she just
thinks they're funny.
358
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,101
And she keeps calling
359
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,979
and showing up with these
fucking delicious casseroles.
360
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,522
I can't do it.
- Yeah.
361
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:15,442
She's never met a boundary she
won't just utterly demolish.
362
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,027
- Now we know where you get it.
363
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,155
- Do something about her...
364
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,823
please.
365
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:28,038
- Brenda, everything okay?
366
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,497
- You.
367
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:31,958
You are on my shit
list right now.
368
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,377
Were you ever gonna tell
me you had children?
369
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,005
- Brenda, Flo and Jett
are not my children.
370
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,965
I went into a sad,
sterile little room
371
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,885
filled with crusty, 15-year-old
hetero porno magazines
372
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,346
and rubbed my half chub
until I splooged into a cup.
373
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,514
- Oh, please don't
say "splooge."
374
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,017
"Came" or... or, hell,
even "shot my load,"
375
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,643
but not "splooge."
376
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,104
- I'm just saying... I did
a nice thing for my friends
377
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,607
out of the kindness of
my heart... that's it.
378
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:59,527
- Honey, I'm gonna
break this down for you.
379
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,446
Mama needs some joy right now.
380
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:02,947
I am premenopausal,
381
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,950
I am married to your father,
which, well, enough said,
382
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:09,037
and my favorite barista
has turned against me
383
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:12,624
for reasons that I am
still trying to figure out.
384
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:16,628
Why are you hiding these
beautiful babies from me
385
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:20,465
and poisoning pure, innocent
Julian against his mother?
386
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,176
- Okay.
387
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,095
- I am being
vulnerable with you,
388
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,429
and you are laughing at me.
389
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:29,224
- 'Cause I didn't poison
Julian against you.
390
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,600
He wanted to move out.
391
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,727
And maybe I didn't tell
you about Flo and Jett
392
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,604
because they don't
need your special brand
393
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,564
of childhood trauma.
394
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,900
- Brodie...
395
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,655
You got to stop blaming other
people for your problems.
396
00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:46,324
You screw up your
life all on your own.
397
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,247
- Brodie.
398
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,623
Brodie, where are you going?
399
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:55,542
No, please wait. Take her!
400
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,588
- Ha, ha, ha. Aha, ha.
401
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:01,965
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
402
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:04,592
Yo, hey, yo.
403
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,014
- Angel's a vampire?
404
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,683
- This is why you
respect the binge.
405
00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,703
- Hugo Gyrl gave me a fag
discount on some of their work
406
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,186
so I can redecorate.
407
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:17,480
- How much redecorating
do you have in mind?
408
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:20,025
Brodie. Brodie.
409
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:36,875
- This is Ali.
410
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,127
I hired him to help
us build the ramps.
411
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:40,628
This shit gonna be accessible.
412
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,487
- Oh, my God.
413
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:12,452
It's perfect.
414
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,204
- Yeah?
415
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:15,580
It's Daddius' last party.
416
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,374
It's got to be as
epic as he was.
417
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,378
- Hey, careful with that.
418
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,296
That shit is the
best on the market...
419
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:24,631
The Screamer.
420
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,091
- If you don't
stop giving me lip,
421
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,426
I'll have you screaming
in this thing later.
422
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,761
- Oh. What, what?
- Ooh.
423
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:33,098
- Y'all fucking?
424
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,974
- It's costing me
most of my payout,
425
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:38,186
but I got the
boyfriend experience.
426
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,781
- Fucking firecrackers.
427
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:52,242
- You all right, Marvin?
- Yeah.
428
00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:38,764
- I'm sorry. We have to cancel.
- Bitch, we can't cancel.
429
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,141
- Are you kidding me? This
is a death threat, okay?
430
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:41,805
You might not be
worried, but I live here.
431
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,376
- This is exactly
what they want.
432
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,837
Send us back into the corners
and take away our safe spaces.
433
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:48,798
- What about this looks safe?
434
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,217
- We supposed to
live in fear forever?
435
00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:53,178
- I don't know, Buss.
436
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,972
I think I'm hate-crimed
out for the week.
437
00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:58,141
- Brodie, we can't
go through with this.
438
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,437
- Do you smell that?
439
00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:04,397
Is that...
440
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:06,107
gunpowder?
441
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,072
Y'all don't smell that?
442
00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:14,741
It's, like...
443
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,327
Everywhere.
444
00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:19,245
- Brodie?
445
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,455
Brodie?
446
00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:15,135
Fuck, yeah.
447
00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,940
- Brodie, where were you?
448
00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:31,109
- We got to take control
of our lives again.
449
00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,528
Those swamp-bred gator-fuckers
didn't scare us off,
450
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,363
but they did give us our name.
451
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,386
- Daddius would've liked it.
452
00:27:58,428 --> 00:27:59,846
- Our patron saint.
453
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:05,560
Let's go get "shwasted."
454
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:09,105
What's up, bitches?
455
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,985
- Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
456
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,779
New Orleans is back, baby.
457
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:17,280
- Hey, come on in.
458
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:18,615
There's a second
bar in the back.
459
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:19,783
Three exits are marked.
460
00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:20,968
And if you need
anything, I'm Brodie.
461
00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:22,303
- Thanks. I don't
think we're gonna stay.
462
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,370
We just wanted to pop in.
463
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:25,330
- Okay, pop in for
as long as you need.
464
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:26,623
- What's up, Brodie?
465
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:32,629
- Yeah! Whoo, get it, girl.
466
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,381
- Okay.
467
00:28:34,422 --> 00:28:36,132
Hey, look out, bitch.
468
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,178
- Max would have loved this.
- Nice to see you.
469
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,806
- Girl, I needed this.
- Girl!
470
00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:46,393
You better get
over here. Mwah.
471
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:50,146
Um, uh, excuse me.
472
00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,732
- Yeah, bitch!
473
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,192
- Hey. Hey.
474
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,528
- I can't believe
everyone's here.
475
00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:59,155
- I know, girl.
This is amazing.
476
00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:04,828
- Hey, baby. Tequila.
477
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,551
- $5 hard seltzer.
478
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:20,736
It's just what I needed to heal.
479
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,887
I feel so much better.
- Mm.
480
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:26,516
See, I know you're being
sarcastic, but you're welcome.
481
00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:28,143
I'm glad you're here.
482
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:32,564
Hey!
483
00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:51,124
- Wow. Brodie's
party looks so fun.
484
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,460
- Get here, bitches!
485
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,128
- Not that I want to go.
486
00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:56,880
We're living the
real dream, babe.
487
00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:59,966
They're all jealous of us.
488
00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:01,384
- You're a dummy.
- Mm.
489
00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:04,846
- Yoo-hoo!
490
00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:06,389
Hello, my loves.
491
00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:07,932
- Oh, my Lord.
492
00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:11,394
Brenda, it's damn near 9:00.
This madness has got to stop.
493
00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:14,147
- Oh, I-I-I don't know, babe.
I mean, it's kind of kismet.
494
00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:15,958
We were just talking
about how fun it would be
495
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:17,984
to go to Brodie's party.
- Were we?
496
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:20,195
- And then Brenda shows up
like some fairy gam-gam.
497
00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:21,780
- What are you talking about?
498
00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:25,700
You texted me and asked if I
could come help with the kids
499
00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:27,243
so you could go rage,
500
00:30:27,285 --> 00:30:31,164
which, for the record, I love.
501
00:30:31,206 --> 00:30:33,708
- For real, Ruthie? So
now you trying to play me?
502
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,669
- Oh, okay, it's
not that deep, Shar.
503
00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:38,338
- Oh, I am doing this alone.
504
00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:42,842
- Yeah. Yeah, you
are, by choice.
505
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:52,352
Our dynamic has always been
about you taking control.
506
00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:55,230
And usually I love
that about you.
507
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:59,693
Oh, especially that...
Brenda, close your ears...
508
00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:01,611
That fisting thing you do.
509
00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,655
Oh.
510
00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:06,157
But I can't sit here,
not be allowed to help,
511
00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:08,702
and then get in trouble
for not helping.
512
00:31:08,743 --> 00:31:10,578
So, for the next two hours,
513
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:13,873
you cannot listen to
Brenda instead of me.
514
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,918
I love you.
515
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,796
Thanks, Mama B.
- Mm-hmm.
516
00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:25,802
- So...
517
00:31:25,844 --> 00:31:27,429
what's this fisting
thing you do?
518
00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:29,472
- Mm-mm.
- Hmm?
519
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,977
- Go, Brodie!
520
00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:49,451
- Look what you did.
- It's good, right?
521
00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:50,928
- I don't love that
my student's here,
522
00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:52,454
but otherwise...
523
00:31:56,833 --> 00:32:00,712
- Welcome to Ghost Fag, y'all.
524
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:08,053
How does it feel being reunited
525
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:11,973
after three, long horny months?
526
00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:14,309
- Feels good!
527
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:15,894
- I'm gonna keep this brief
528
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:17,979
'cause last thing
anyone needs right now
529
00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:19,898
is another sermon, you heard me?
530
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:22,275
- Amen!
- I don't know about y'all,
531
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:26,029
but I am tired of going
from vigil to vigil,
532
00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:29,532
getting hugged by
crusty-ass strangers,
533
00:32:29,574 --> 00:32:33,870
praying for our saintly
friends up in Heaven.
534
00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:35,372
I'm like, "Heaven?
535
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:38,166
We talking about
the same faggots?"
536
00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:42,253
'Cause we all know they
kiki-ing down in hell.
537
00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:43,588
Why?
538
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:46,174
'Cause hell is hot...
- That's right!
539
00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:49,135
- And so were they.
540
00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:52,347
- So tonight they
toast is for us,
541
00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:56,393
to give us a chance to remember
our friends, not as symbols,
542
00:32:56,434 --> 00:32:59,646
but for the messy-ass
sluts we knew and loved.
543
00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:04,901
My sister, Kennedy.
- We love you, Kennedy!
544
00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:06,986
- On three different occasions,
545
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:10,990
stole my top-shelf wigs.
546
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,618
Human hair,
motherfuckers.
547
00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:15,745
There's a special place
in hell for that ho.
548
00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:17,080
Who else?
549
00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:20,458
You.
550
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,128
- Uh, Keaven'd never admit
it, but I'm pretty sure
551
00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:25,505
he never washed his sex
toys after he used them.
552
00:33:25,547 --> 00:33:26,548
- Ugh, tea.
553
00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:28,258
- That's so Keaven.
- Who else?
554
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:30,051
- At his birthday orgy,
555
00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:32,262
Daddius spilled poppers
all over my cat.
556
00:33:32,303 --> 00:33:33,513
And instead of cleaning her,
557
00:33:33,555 --> 00:33:35,355
he passed her around for
everyone to get high.
558
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:38,059
- Yo, that's my girl!
559
00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:40,103
Never wasteful.
560
00:33:40,145 --> 00:33:42,272
The truth is, I'd be
a messy bitch, too,
561
00:33:42,313 --> 00:33:44,941
if I had parents
who'd claim a free car
562
00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:46,568
but not their own son.
563
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,696
Fuck, uh...
564
00:33:51,239 --> 00:33:53,992
Daddius may have
been a piece of shit,
565
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:57,579
but he was our piece of shit.
566
00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:59,080
To Daddius.
567
00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:02,167
All: To Daddius.
568
00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:06,463
- All right, all right,
y'all, who's next?
569
00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:11,468
- I mean, is Ruthie right?
570
00:34:11,509 --> 00:34:13,678
Am I just a psychotic
control freak or...
571
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,138
- Yes.
572
00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:16,824
- We've just been on
completely different pages
573
00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:17,992
since Flo and Jett were born.
574
00:34:18,016 --> 00:34:19,559
Maybe it's the shooting,
575
00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:21,603
or maybe it's...
Maybe she's been off
576
00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:23,813
since Brodie got his
hooks in her again.
577
00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:27,150
I don't know. I just... I
just want to get this right.
578
00:34:27,192 --> 00:34:30,070
- Oh, my God.
Please just shut up.
579
00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:31,738
Come with me.
580
00:34:33,698 --> 00:34:36,159
This way.
- Mm.
581
00:35:31,423 --> 00:35:34,217
- What the fuck are you doing?
- It's just ashes, dude.
582
00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:36,302
- Hey, babe. Babe. Babe.
583
00:35:36,344 --> 00:35:38,054
Where have you been?
Look at this place.
584
00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:39,222
It's amazing. We did it.
585
00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,057
- What the fuck is
wrong with you, Brodie?
586
00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:42,434
- Wait, what?
587
00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:43,911
- I didn't even want
to have this party,
588
00:35:43,935 --> 00:35:45,395
but you manipulated me
589
00:35:45,437 --> 00:35:47,077
using Daddius' death
to get what you want.
590
00:35:47,105 --> 00:35:49,524
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I
didn't manipulate anything.
591
00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:51,067
- Bullshit!
592
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:54,571
You say and you do whatever
you can to get what you want,
593
00:35:54,612 --> 00:35:56,823
just like you weaseled your
way back into my house,
594
00:35:56,865 --> 00:35:59,868
back into my life just
when I started to move on!
595
00:35:59,909 --> 00:36:02,013
- I thought we were... we were
finding something good, Noah.
596
00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:03,246
I-I don't understand.
597
00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:05,165
- Because you're
selfish, Brodie.
598
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:08,501
You never think about
anyone but yourself!
599
00:36:08,543 --> 00:36:11,671
This... this... this whole
thing is not about Daddius.
600
00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:13,214
It's not about the
fucking community.
601
00:36:13,256 --> 00:36:14,841
It's about you!
602
00:36:14,883 --> 00:36:19,220
You're a fucking disaster,
and I'm done with this.
603
00:36:22,807 --> 00:36:24,601
Now you're leaving.
604
00:36:24,642 --> 00:36:26,102
Of course!
605
00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:30,148
Move!
606
00:36:34,152 --> 00:36:36,071
- Who wants shots?
607
00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:40,909
Then buy some, you
cheap bastards.
608
00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:44,723
- What do you
think you're doing?
609
00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:47,434
- You know, when my
boys were babies,
610
00:37:47,475 --> 00:37:50,311
formula had only been
regulated for a decade.
611
00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:51,563
And guess what.
612
00:37:51,604 --> 00:37:54,232
Julian and Brodie
turned out gay...
613
00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:56,526
I mean, fine.
614
00:37:56,568 --> 00:37:59,529
- Depends on your
definition of "fine."
615
00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:01,823
Is it so bad that I don't
want to fuck up my kids?
616
00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:05,577
- Oh, Shar, sweetie,
baby angel...
617
00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:07,537
they're gonna be fucked up.
618
00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:09,789
I mean, being a parent
is fucking up your kids
619
00:38:09,831 --> 00:38:12,167
and just hoping it's
the right amount
620
00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:14,586
to give them
interesting stories.
621
00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:17,672
- Ew, no.
622
00:38:17,714 --> 00:38:21,509
- Oh, wow, Shar, rejecting
your own breast milk...
623
00:38:21,551 --> 00:38:23,720
Self-loathing much?
624
00:38:23,762 --> 00:38:27,349
Now, first we finish
our night-night juice.
625
00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:30,018
And then we're each
gonna take a twin,
626
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:32,771
and we're gonna give them
their night-night juice.
627
00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:37,525
Mmm.
628
00:38:37,567 --> 00:38:40,904
- Not bad, actually.
- I know, hmm?
629
00:38:43,281 --> 00:38:46,368
You are not a failure, Shar.
630
00:38:46,409 --> 00:38:48,995
You're a good...
631
00:38:49,037 --> 00:38:50,955
zaddy.
632
00:38:55,251 --> 00:38:58,254
Zaddy, zaddy.
- Okay.
633
00:39:05,053 --> 00:39:06,012
- Come in.
634
00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:18,316
- You okay?
635
00:39:19,901 --> 00:39:21,903
Mostly embarrassed.
636
00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:24,239
Feeling a little guilty.
637
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,242
Took all my shit out on
Brodie, and he can be fragile.
638
00:39:27,283 --> 00:39:30,245
I went in.
- He'll be fine.
639
00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:32,330
I'm more worried about you.
640
00:39:37,002 --> 00:39:39,963
I miss Daddius...
641
00:39:45,176 --> 00:39:47,512
Like, all the time.
642
00:39:49,848 --> 00:39:54,394
Sometimes I miss him so much
that I feel like I'm choking.
643
00:39:55,854 --> 00:39:58,106
It's fucking turning me into...
644
00:40:00,859 --> 00:40:02,444
I'm scared.
645
00:40:03,445 --> 00:40:04,946
- Come here.
646
00:40:06,197 --> 00:40:08,742
- I'm sorry.
647
00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:18,126
I'm... I'm so sorry.
648
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:20,920
- It's okay. It's fine.
649
00:40:20,962 --> 00:40:23,423
Um, I'm gonna...
650
00:40:23,465 --> 00:40:28,053
- Oh, fuck.
651
00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:29,694
- Don't know what's
going on with the ho.
652
00:40:29,721 --> 00:40:31,240
She was supposed to perform
tonight, but I told her,
653
00:40:31,264 --> 00:40:33,475
"Listen, If you can't get
your shit together, like"...
654
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:40,023
- What the fuck now?
655
00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,073
Wait.
656
00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:52,035
Those are my clothes.
657
00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:54,287
- Mine now, ho.
658
00:40:54,329 --> 00:40:56,539
I mopped 'em, fair and square.
659
00:40:56,581 --> 00:40:58,833
Made some alterations.
660
00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:01,378
You should watch where
you puking next time.
661
00:41:03,797 --> 00:41:06,466
They look better on me.
662
00:41:11,179 --> 00:41:15,725
- Listen, Chicky, you're in
no shape to pick a fight,
663
00:41:15,767 --> 00:41:17,894
so unless you want to be
cleaning that toilet bowl
664
00:41:17,936 --> 00:41:18,812
with your face,
665
00:41:18,853 --> 00:41:21,106
I suggest you put a lid on it.
666
00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:28,738
- I want my shit back.
667
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:31,324
- Your little Payless shoes
and cheap Rexall eyeliner
668
00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:34,619
is still sitting in them
garbage bags I found them in.
669
00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:36,413
You want your shit...
670
00:41:38,581 --> 00:41:41,042
You can find me
at my drag school.
671
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:51,970
- Oh!
672
00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:53,304
- Child!
673
00:41:53,346 --> 00:41:56,433
- Bitch, get your ass home.
674
00:42:10,739 --> 00:42:12,490
- Hey.
675
00:42:12,532 --> 00:42:15,160
- What is happening?
- Oh, we...
676
00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:17,662
We fed the twins formula,
677
00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:20,373
and then we got wasted.
678
00:42:20,415 --> 00:42:23,460
- You are my hero, Madam Brenda.
679
00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:26,212
- It was my pleasure, doll.
680
00:42:26,254 --> 00:42:30,925
You know, I cherish any time
with my little babies...
681
00:42:30,967 --> 00:42:35,430
even if I'm not officially
their grandmother.
682
00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:38,183
- Well, don't tell Shar,
683
00:42:38,224 --> 00:42:41,019
but you're their gam-gam
as far as I'm concerned.
684
00:42:43,646 --> 00:42:46,316
- Shar's a good egg.
685
00:42:46,358 --> 00:42:48,443
Don't forget it.
686
00:42:48,485 --> 00:42:50,111
- Yes, ma'am.
687
00:43:14,594 --> 00:43:16,721
- Hi, Ru.
688
00:43:17,972 --> 00:43:20,058
Mm.
689
00:44:01,641 --> 00:44:03,351
- Who are you?
690
00:44:03,393 --> 00:44:05,311
- She's a beauty.
691
00:44:05,353 --> 00:44:06,646
How's the new car handle?
692
00:44:06,688 --> 00:44:08,690
- What the hell do you want?
693
00:44:08,732 --> 00:44:10,859
- I have a message from Daddius.
694
00:44:12,235 --> 00:44:14,529
- Excuse me?
695
00:44:14,571 --> 00:44:15,697
- Kaboom.
696
00:44:31,796 --> 00:44:32,797
- Get inside.
697
00:46:16,401 --> 00:46:17,944
- You really did it.
698
00:46:17,986 --> 00:46:20,655
Everyone is asking
about the next party.
699
00:46:20,697 --> 00:46:21,990
- I wouldn't hold your breath.
700
00:46:47,557 --> 00:46:48,808
Hey.
701
00:46:50,894 --> 00:46:52,228
I just wanted to say...
702
00:46:52,270 --> 00:46:53,855
- Oh, you don't
have to apologize.
703
00:46:53,897 --> 00:46:56,149
I was being truly
psychotic earlier.
704
00:46:56,191 --> 00:46:57,734
- Oh, no. No, not that.
705
00:46:57,776 --> 00:46:59,486
I obviously did nothing wrong...
706
00:47:00,862 --> 00:47:04,783
- But I am sorry
707
00:47:04,824 --> 00:47:07,535
that I didn't realize how close
you and Daddius had become
708
00:47:07,577 --> 00:47:09,204
since I left.
709
00:47:09,245 --> 00:47:12,707
After the ceremony tomorrow,
I'm gonna pack my shit.
710
00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:14,542
- No, I...
711
00:47:14,584 --> 00:47:16,252
I don't want you to go.
712
00:47:16,294 --> 00:47:18,380
- Earlier, you said...
- Look...
713
00:47:18,421 --> 00:47:21,549
I'll always love you,
714
00:47:21,591 --> 00:47:23,635
but...
715
00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:27,722
I'm just not the same
person I was when you left.
716
00:47:27,764 --> 00:47:30,058
- So...
717
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:32,894
you are breaking up with me?
718
00:47:32,936 --> 00:47:37,899
- Yes, but I want you to stay.
719
00:47:37,941 --> 00:47:41,319
You can move into the
infinity room out back.
720
00:47:43,113 --> 00:47:44,823
Be my family, Brodie.
721
00:47:48,076 --> 00:47:50,912
- Just to be clear,
722
00:47:50,954 --> 00:47:53,248
when you say "family,"
723
00:47:53,289 --> 00:47:55,834
do you mean like
FamilyDick family?
724
00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:57,711
Right, right.
725
00:47:57,752 --> 00:48:00,672
Platonic it is.
726
00:48:00,714 --> 00:48:02,382
Come here.
727
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:12,434
- I thought we were giving
Daddius a proper internment.
728
00:48:12,475 --> 00:48:14,310
This is a public park.
729
00:48:14,352 --> 00:48:16,104
- We are.
730
00:48:16,146 --> 00:48:18,940
I mean, what better
final resting place
731
00:48:18,982 --> 00:48:21,484
than Daddius' favorite
cruising spot?
732
00:48:24,195 --> 00:48:26,281
Did you hear that
someone blew up
733
00:48:26,322 --> 00:48:28,616
Daddius' parents'
free car last night?
734
00:48:28,658 --> 00:48:30,201
- No, I didn't.
735
00:48:30,243 --> 00:48:32,495
It's a good thing I was
hosting a party last night.
736
00:48:32,537 --> 00:48:34,914
- Hmm, sure is.
737
00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:39,085
- Hey, y'all.
738
00:48:39,127 --> 00:48:41,463
- Why are we dumping him
next to used condoms?
739
00:48:43,006 --> 00:48:45,800
Right, makes sense.
740
00:48:53,767 --> 00:48:55,352
- Okay.
741
00:48:59,064 --> 00:49:00,774
Ready to say goodbye?
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