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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,926 [SINGING] 2 00:00:58,536 --> 00:01:00,973 ♪ It's all right 3 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:04,325 ♪ For tonight To break out And take it 4 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:08,851 ♪ Feeling high 5 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:10,113 ♪ Feeling wild 6 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:11,636 ♪ Running hot 7 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:30,525 ♪ Yeah, feeling high 8 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,529 ♪ Feeling wild Running hot ♪ 9 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:47,933 -Well... -Yeah, yeah. 10 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,867 -Boy, I'm bagged. -Long night. 11 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:11,827 -I could go for pizza for breakfast. -Sure. 12 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:39,159 Woo-hoo! 13 00:04:02,503 --> 00:04:04,374 Woo-hoo! 14 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:09,510 Whoo! 15 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,653 Whoo! 16 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,576 Whoo-hoo! 17 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,150 Hey! 18 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:44,153 You up there! Did you see that? 19 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,438 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 20 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:16,392 Eight... Seven... 21 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,354 Three... 22 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:23,660 Two... 23 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:24,835 One... 24 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:25,836 Green. 25 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,668 [LAUGHING] 26 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,977 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 27 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:43,027 -Hey! -Whoo-hoo! 28 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,247 Whoo-hoo! 29 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:51,209 MAN: Go, skids! 30 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:52,863 [HONKING] Hey, skids! 31 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:55,300 Hey, P.C.! Oh, shit! 32 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:57,215 [CRASHING] 33 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:59,566 [LAUGHING] MAN: Skids! 34 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:12,970 [ELEVATOR DING] 35 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,538 Miss Dodge, you are in the company of a legend. 36 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,409 Do you have any idea what I did this morning? 37 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:19,020 Finished the verbatim tender? 38 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:21,370 The verbatim tender? Miss Dodge, we're talking miracles. 39 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,894 We're talking three-sixties. That's what I did, a three-sixty. 40 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:27,245 A circle! Very impressive. Let me know when you've mastered the square and the triangle. 41 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:30,901 -Miss Dodge, you lack vision. -I also lack the verbatim tender. 42 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,250 Ta-da! 43 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:33,513 That was fast. 44 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,037 -Kiss. -Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Simpson. 45 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,780 No, no, Miss Dodge. K-I-S-S. Keep it sweet and simple. 46 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,216 It's my motto. 47 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,392 I shall have it chiseled in granite. 48 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:45,263 Stewart, this is Kate Lawrence. She's a new addition. 49 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,135 Hi, Kate. The name is P.C. 50 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,571 -Welcome. -Thank you. 51 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,052 Kate, shoes are the curse of twentieth-century man. 52 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,097 -Give us a hand, P.C. -Howard! 53 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:56,579 -It's operational. -Great. Let's see what the little beauty can do. 54 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,320 HOWARD: A-ha! Let me show you. 55 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:01,366 Oh, Howard... New person. Kate, Howard. 56 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,759 Oh, hello. 57 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,979 Would you plug that in please? 58 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,590 It's a laser corrector. 59 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,767 P.C. came up with the idea, I perfected it. 60 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,595 Here's how it works. 61 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,510 If you should happen to make a mistake, 62 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,034 you just press the button... [MACHINE BEEPING] 63 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,995 And zap! It bleaches it off the page. 64 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,213 Presto! Hmm. 65 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,041 Now, don't hold the button down too long. 66 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,434 And I don't know if you're technically minded... 67 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:26,957 -Kate. -But don't fiddle with the resistance. 68 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:29,133 It's critically set. Apart from that, it drives itself. 69 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:31,309 -Fool proof. -It'd solve all my problems. 70 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:32,963 MISS DODGE: Kate! 71 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,793 HOWARD: I'm not so sure of that. 72 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:40,188 With a projected easing from 9.5 percent this year, 73 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:43,626 to 7.5 percent by the end of '86. 74 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:47,978 The new flexible pricing system may be inflationing. 75 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,502 -We have reorganized... -[WHISPERING] Howard, have a look at this. 76 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:53,593 to enable three shifts to be worked instead of the current two. 77 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:56,334 [WHISPERING] See? There are three patterns in the sail. 78 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:58,336 This is an optional pattern. 79 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,425 Yes, I see... Yes. 80 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:05,692 -These measures will increase production by approximately... -P.C.: Carbon fiber... 81 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:10,479 Still leaves a two percent gap in next year's projections calendar. 82 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,829 -Thank you. -P.C.: We've got to have the bottom made out of... 83 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,701 [CLEARS THROAT] 84 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:19,401 Stewart, perhaps you have some contribution on next quarter's speculative. 85 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,229 Surf-o-rama. 86 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,622 Pardon? 87 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:26,669 Surf-o-rama... It's an idea I've been working on. 88 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,019 -I thought you were working... -No, this is better. 89 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,673 It's an indoor... 90 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,675 all weather surf stadium. 91 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:35,460 The Japanese will go bananas over it. 92 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,201 -Stewart... -Yes, sir... 93 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,290 You're about to ask, "What about the problem of the volume of water 94 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:42,380 "and energy needed to create an artificial wave?" Ah... 95 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,687 That's where my idea is different. 96 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,907 We build it... in the mountains... 97 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,691 below a hydroelectric dam. 98 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,867 Now, we contour the bottom with artificial reefs 99 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,783 to create perfect, consistent waves, 100 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:57,178 which is the one thing which prevents surfing from becoming a really big money sport 101 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,745 -like tennis or golf. -Stewart... 102 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,051 Economics? Right... 103 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:04,141 My design will produce two artificial waves per minute. 104 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,926 In a ten-hour day, that's... 105 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,579 1,200 waves. 106 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:10,060 At five customers per wave, I'd say... 107 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:12,367 at four dollars a head, that's... 108 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,676 24,000 dollars a day. 109 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:20,767 Not bad. Should take care of your two-percent projection gap. 110 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,029 Well? 111 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,118 What do you reckon? 112 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:26,555 Meeting adjourned. 113 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:29,601 Unless there's any other serious business? 114 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,738 Good luck. 115 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,613 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 116 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:51,058 WOMAN ON PHONE: Simpson Engineering, good morning. Can I help you? 117 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,149 You wanna see me, right, Dad? 118 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:58,021 MR. SIMPSON: [FROM INSIDE THE OTHER ROOM] Stewart... 119 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,110 On the other hand... 120 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,373 performance isn't everything. 121 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:05,463 Attitude counts a great deal when you're the boss. 122 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,727 And when you are... [MUFFLED SPEAKING] 123 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,730 Responsibility is even greater... 124 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,341 than in any other situation. 125 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:16,126 And when I say, "Boss' son," 126 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,998 Kate. 127 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:22,480 MR. SIMPSON: And by boss' son, of course I don't just mean the boss' son. 128 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,091 [MUFFLED SPEECH] 129 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:29,139 LURCH: Negative mineral balance is the curse of modern man. 130 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,794 Eats up vital phosphorus and magnesium. 131 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:35,842 I'm telling you guys, if you want to compete in the pros, you better be in peak meat. 132 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:39,541 These Hawaiians nowadays, they're into yoga, vitamin supplements, 133 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,935 the whole kit and caboodle. 134 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:45,329 Now, with massive daily intakes of vitamin B12, 135 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:48,637 Haven't you heard, mate? B12 turns your piss Technicolor. 136 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,813 You're kidding me. 137 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,033 Take it or leave it, that's the way it goes. 138 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,512 [LAUGHTER AND CHATTER] 139 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,211 Hey! 140 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,387 Hey! 141 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,997 -Hey! -Hey, P.C.! 142 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:04,522 I did it. A three-sixty with a perfect landing. 143 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,350 You? Fish piss. 144 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:09,832 A three-fifty, then bust both ankles on landing maybe. 145 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,747 But a three-sixty loop? 146 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,881 It was a full three-sixty loop and I came out of it clean. 147 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,013 [SCOFFING] Come on, man. 148 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,320 Right, yeah sure, mate. 149 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,843 Have I ever lied to you guys? 150 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,845 -Yeah... -Plenty of times, P.C. 151 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,717 I didn't even plan it. That was the beauty. It just happened spontaneously. 152 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,067 Yeah, like this. Watch! 153 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,243 Now, wait... 154 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:32,768 If a guy's in the middle of the woods and he does a three-sixty, 155 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,770 and nobody sees him do it, 156 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,512 -who pays for the beer? -He does! 157 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,775 That's right, set them up, come on. 158 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,386 -Skeptics... -A million thanks. 159 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,301 [LAUGHING] 160 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,738 How's a guy supposed to soar like and eagle when he's surrounded by turkeys? 161 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,784 [LAUGHING AND GOBBLING] 162 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,786 [CROWING] 163 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,311 [GOBBLING] 164 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:57,053 Drinks on the house, my man. 165 00:13:57,097 --> 00:14:02,885 ALL: [CHANTING] Scull, scull, scull, scull, scull, scull... 166 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,800 [CHEERING] 167 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:10,110 [CHEERING AND WHISTLING] 168 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,416 [SINGING] 169 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,114 ♪ Fevering high 170 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:17,726 ♪ Got no time To think of tomorrow ♪ 171 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,120 Hey, whoa! 172 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,991 She saw me. She saw me do it. 173 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,080 MAN: Yeah, sure she did, P.C. 174 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:28,693 MAN: Shift it back. I have money riding on that match. 175 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,478 -Come on. -Here, catch! 176 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,480 Hey, grab it! Here! 177 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:35,048 -Here, grab it! -You're gonna miss it! 178 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,963 Over here! 179 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,966 [LAUGHING] 180 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,666 MAN: Hey, where you going? 181 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,624 Get off the bloody bar. 182 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,757 Hey, get off the bar! 183 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,194 I'm telling you guys, she saw me do it. 184 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,110 Sure, P.C. 185 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,983 -Oh, yeah. Really! -What a dog! 186 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,768 [LAUGHING AND BARKING] 187 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,335 [LAUGHING] 188 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,727 P.C.'s type all right. 189 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,165 [LAUGHING] 190 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,168 MR. SIMPSON: [ON THE PHONE] And I won't have you and Howard using up the company's 191 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,779 valuable computer time with your pet project. 192 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,956 There's one more thing to consider and that is this... 193 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,698 -You've only got four days left to get that finished...-[CLEARS THROAT] 194 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,961 -and off to the printer's. -God bless you. 195 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,485 Do you read me or shall I spell it out? 196 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,010 Yes, sir. Four days. Ten-four. 197 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,620 You trying to be smart? 198 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,926 No, sir. Definitely not. 199 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,972 By the way... 200 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,932 I'd copyright that surf-o-rama idea if I were you. 201 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,195 Not bad. 202 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,936 Yes, sir. 203 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,546 Right away, sir. 204 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:53,213 The reports you requested yesterday. 205 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,041 What about the weather and tide reports? 206 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,826 -It's all a matter of priorities, Miss Dodge. -Precisely. 207 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:01,003 Voltaire said, "The tide tarrieth for no man." 208 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,484 Voltaire was a drunk. John Hayward said it. 209 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,052 You're fast, too. 210 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,184 I guess that's why I find you so... 211 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,186 gosh darn compelling. 212 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,929 Touch me and I'll rupture your spleen, Mr. Simpson. 213 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,626 [IN DAD'S VOICE] Attitude, Miss Dodge. 214 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,847 Attitude is very important when you're the boss' son's secretary. 215 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,676 Miss Dodge, can you get on to our media rep at channel 7? 216 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,113 I'd like a dub of last night's rock video please. 217 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:27,073 A video about rocks... 218 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,422 Quick as a flash. 219 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,120 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 220 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,951 ♪ Feeling hot 221 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,476 ♪ Got no time To think of tomorrow 222 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,785 ♪ It's all right 223 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:47,397 ♪ For tonight to break out and take it 224 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,532 ♪ Feeling hot 225 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,447 ♪ Feeling wild 226 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,231 ♪ Running hot 227 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,105 ♪ Shake it down 228 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,281 ♪ Messing around 229 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,022 ♪ Running hot 230 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,590 ♪ Want it all 231 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,288 ♪ Shake the walls 232 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,420 ♪ Shout in a new day 233 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,337 ♪ Won't be shy 234 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,773 ♪ Make the night 235 00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:18,559 ♪ Awake and surrender 236 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,041 ♪ Feeling hot 237 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,043 ♪ Feeling wild 238 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,870 ♪ Running hot 239 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,657 ♪ Shake it down 240 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,528 ♪ Messing around 241 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,269 ♪ Running hot 242 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:39,232 ♪ Got a fever Gonna let it grow 243 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,103 ♪ Running hot 244 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:46,935 ♪ Gonna feel it Gonna let go 245 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,111 ♪ Running hot 246 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,157 ♪ Hot 247 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,116 [GUITAR SOLO] 248 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,960 ♪ Fevering high 249 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,049 ♪ Got no time... 250 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,572 What can I offer you, Gov? 251 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,792 Oh... [HESITATING] 252 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:21,361 Yeah, mate... I'm a friend of Jade's. 253 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,624 Oh, yeah? And who are you then? 254 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,756 Stewart P. Simpson, Gov. 255 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,454 Hi, P.C. 256 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:31,066 -P.C.? -Yeah, it's a nickname. Short for police car. 257 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,720 -Cute. -I'm very fast. 258 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,243 I can see that. 259 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:37,246 Why don't you show me how fast you are and piss off? 260 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:41,163 No, you don't understand. I'm a talent agent from London. 261 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,210 And I came down in the last rain. Now, bloody off it. 262 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,168 Look, I'm a very important person. 263 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,911 How'd you like me to build a block up on the end of your nose then, handsome? 264 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,695 Hey, P.C.! 265 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,480 Marco! 266 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,743 What are you doing to him? 267 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:59,225 -Do you know this geezer? -That's no geezer. That's P.C. Simpson. 268 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,704 Oh, he's kosher then? 269 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:04,578 -Yes, get back to the door. -Yeah, get back to the door. 270 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,406 Ta! 271 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,364 I'm sorry about that, P.C. 272 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,062 He's new here. He's a good bouncer. 273 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,760 Bad thinker. 274 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,588 The singer... What's her real name? 275 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,807 Kelly... Jade Kelly. 276 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,810 Jade... 277 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,986 I love you. I've always loved you and I always will. 278 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:25,033 -Do I know you? -You might have seen me in the latest issue of Sail and Wind. 279 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:27,383 My copy must have got lost in the mail. 280 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,865 -I was on the cover, hanging upside-down, after... -Figures. 281 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,612 You've hurt me, you know? 282 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,528 No, really, I'm hurt. 283 00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,618 You and I spend an intimate morning alone together and you don't even remember. 284 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,359 Okay, so what's your angle? 285 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,274 -My angle? -Yeah. 286 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,579 Well... 287 00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,625 Nobody believes you saw me do that three-sixty. 288 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,366 My reputation is in tatters. 289 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:56,325 Flotsam and Jetsam on the stormy sea of skepticism. 290 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,762 What are you talking about? 291 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,938 The other day on the beach... 292 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,506 You on the sand, me in the surf... 293 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,814 Oh... Oh, yeah. 294 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,904 Yeah, I remember. That was sensational when you flipped in a circle like that. 295 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,515 Then you did see me. I was starting to think you were a ghost or a... 296 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,648 Like Meryl Streep in The French Lieutenant's Woman . 297 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:17,912 -Do you always talk so much? -Only when I'm awake. 298 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:23,657 You know, you're voice has a certain... 299 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,354 Joplin-esque ballsiness, 300 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,661 tempered with a hint of Diana Ross vulnerability. 301 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,053 Are you for real? 302 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,664 Wanna feel? 303 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,319 -Hi, I'm P.C. -P.C., huh? 304 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:36,060 What's that stand for, pure crap? 305 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,498 persistently charming, 306 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,414 potential champion, maybe. 307 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:42,937 No, It's police car, actually. 308 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,678 Because you're always on the prowl. 309 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,507 Because I chase sirens. 310 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:48,812 Hmm... 311 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,818 I made quite an effort to find you, you know. 312 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,733 You just disappeared the other day. 313 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,735 I was supposed to stay? 314 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:02,696 I wish you had. 315 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:05,568 Yeah, well I was tired. I work at night. 316 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,353 What about tonight? 317 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,094 -You ready, Jade? -Yeah, I'll meet you there. 318 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,748 -You sure? -Yep. 319 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,403 Yeah... Well, get your skates on. The meter is running. 320 00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,057 -Who's the yuppie? -Where are we going? 321 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,712 I don't know where you're going, but we're recording... 322 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,191 till dawn. 323 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,106 -You work all night? -Uh-huh. 324 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:23,499 It's cheaper that way. 325 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,545 -That's some life. -Yep. 326 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,938 What about the daytime? Sun shining... 327 00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:29,897 birds singing... flowers blooming... 328 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,116 Sunflowers bloom at night. 329 00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:41,082 Cute car. 330 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,650 So... 331 00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:46,392 When are we gonna get down to a deeply meaningful relationship? 332 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:49,090 When pigs fly and dogs tap dance. 333 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,832 -A casual dalliance? -Less likely. 334 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,922 I guess a quickie in the back seat is right out of the question. 335 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:57,533 Goodnight, parrot chatter. 336 00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:59,056 Bye. 337 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,449 See you soon. 338 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:04,192 Hmm... 339 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,328 P.C.: Look, mine's longer. 340 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,981 HOWARD: Well, mine's still harder. 341 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:12,635 P.C.: Mine goes higher. 342 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,376 HOWARD: Well, I don't think you can compare them. 343 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,683 Mine stays up a lot longer. 344 00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:18,685 Gee, these things are really sensitive. 345 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:21,470 Well, don't yank it about. 346 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,777 She's up to 2,000. 347 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,301 Not bad, not bad at all. 348 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,609 That's means theoretically speaking, she could take hurricane-force winds 349 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,437 before she starts breaking up on you. 350 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,266 You know, I recon if we shed another six mill into the entry concave, 351 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:38,487 and coated it with unpolished epoxy, we could reduce some skin friction. 352 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,794 You might be right, you might be wrong. 353 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:43,057 Anyway, it's immaterial. I've got deadlines to meet. 354 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,406 I can't do it. 355 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,931 Your father wants those platform-stabilized designs. 356 00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,455 -Hello? -MAN: P.C.? 357 00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:51,500 -Speaking. -You ordered a galah? 358 00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:53,763 That's right, I want it delivered immediately. 359 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,897 Howard, you can do anything. I'll sort things out with the old man. 360 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,420 You just concentrate on the board. 361 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,466 When I win the World Classic, you'll be famous. 362 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:02,946 You'll be the Ben Nixon of wind surfing. 363 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:04,383 -It's on its way. -Yep. 364 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,167 That's fine, thank you. 365 00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,561 Let's wind it up a bit. 366 00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:10,824 -She might not take it. -Let's see. 367 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:19,180 COMPUTER VOICE: Wipe out, wipe out. Game over. 368 00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:22,401 You got another 20 cents? 369 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:29,059 [PARROT SCREECHING] 370 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:30,844 [PARROT GIGGLING] 371 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:34,238 -Marco! -PARROT: For tonight... Feeling right. 372 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,768 [PARROT TALKING] 373 00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:44,597 [TIRES SCREECHING] 374 00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:51,647 So, that's why they call you Lurch. 375 00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:53,344 [IN LURCH'S VOICE] Yes, Me Lord. 376 00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:58,219 [TIRES SCREECHING] 377 00:23:58,262 --> 00:23:59,568 [HORN HONKING] 378 00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:01,875 Hey, up yours! 379 00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:04,530 Hey, Lurch, check the car! 380 00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:07,315 Hey, P.C., where you off to? Your own funeral? 381 00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:10,274 [LAUGHING] 382 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:11,798 Hey, what do you got under the hood, mate? 383 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:13,843 -Come on, you wanna drag? -Rise above it, Lurch. 384 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,279 This is a company car, remember? 385 00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:16,933 MANGLES: You chicken or something? 386 00:24:18,282 --> 00:24:20,284 [BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYING] 387 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,113 Hey! Stop! 388 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,376 [TIRES SCREECHING] 389 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:26,900 RATSO: Shit! 390 00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:30,120 Move on, Lurch. 391 00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,689 -Bugger. -Oh, geez. 392 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,735 Up yours, P.C. 393 00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:36,953 Prick. 394 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,565 [HORN HONKING] 395 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,873 Oh, no! 396 00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:46,833 Thanks, pal. 397 00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:48,748 [HORN HONKING] 398 00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,401 RATSO: Asshole. 399 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:58,148 -Jerk. -Me? You were bloody driving the thing. 400 00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:10,334 Don't forget to open the doors for us. 401 00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:11,727 [SINGING] ♪ Feeling high... 402 00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:13,468 ♪ Feeling wild... 403 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,339 ♪ Running hot 404 00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:17,298 [FARTING SOUND] 405 00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:19,343 [FARTING SOUNDS] [LAUGHING] 406 00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:21,432 [FARTING] 407 00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:24,131 [BARKING SOUNDS] 408 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:25,959 [BARKING SOUNDS] 409 00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:28,309 [LAUGHING] 410 00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:29,832 Hey, let me try that. 411 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:32,356 [BURPING] Okay, let's go, guys. 412 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,749 We've got a lot of work to get through. 413 00:25:33,793 --> 00:25:35,577 And they call Barbara Streisand tough. 414 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,492 So, what's wrong with 100 percent? 415 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,276 That reminds me, I've got some. 416 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,061 -Some what? -100 percent. 417 00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:44,151 -Wanna get wasted? -Sorry, I can't afford the brain cells. 418 00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:45,848 Suit yourself. 419 00:25:45,892 --> 00:25:47,110 Ready? 420 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,939 [EXHALING] 421 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,898 What do you want? 422 00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:55,597 Dinner. With you. 423 00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:58,165 Said the spider to the fly. 424 00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,819 Does that mean yes? 425 00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:03,649 Look, I've already eaten and I'm in no mood for games, okay? 426 00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:05,476 Drinks then. 427 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,956 I'm working. 428 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,351 SYNTHESIZER: Working, working, working... 429 00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:12,832 Well, you're only booked till midnight tonight. I checked. 430 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,703 You don't give up, do you? 431 00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:16,009 Go on, how about it? 432 00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:17,924 ENGINEER: Time marches on. 433 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:23,799 Look, if you will just excuse us please... Out. 434 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:26,889 [EXHALING] Okay. 435 00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:28,848 All right. 436 00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:30,501 Would you like these? 437 00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:32,373 If that's the way you want it... 438 00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:35,637 Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing? 439 00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:36,986 Guys! 440 00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:39,467 -Put me down! -Why didn't we think of that? 441 00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:43,689 Put me down! 442 00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:46,996 I said put me down! 443 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,346 Who do you think you are? 444 00:26:50,086 --> 00:26:52,001 I'm not... 445 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:54,700 How dare you? 446 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:56,571 Okay, you asked for it. 447 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,442 [HITTING] [GROANING] 448 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,102 [GROANING] 449 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:08,104 -Home, Me Lord? -Yes. 450 00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:15,677 MAN ON TV: Come on Liz, I'm innocent. 451 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,113 Hi, P.C. [GASPS] 452 00:27:17,157 --> 00:27:19,638 -What happened to your eye? -Shh... Kate. 453 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,989 You may not believe this, but yesterday, I tested my new rig in a cyclone. 454 00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:24,904 I didn't know there was a cyclone yesterday. 455 00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:27,123 Electronics are a wonderful thing, Kate. Nowadays... 456 00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:30,736 a microchip could reduce a camel to digits and pass it through the eye of a needle. 457 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:33,086 Why would anyone want to do that? 458 00:27:33,129 --> 00:27:34,304 Forget it. 459 00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:36,002 Miss Dodge wants to see you. 460 00:27:36,916 --> 00:27:37,960 Thanks. 461 00:27:38,004 --> 00:27:39,962 -MAN: Good day, P.C. -Good day. 462 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:45,707 [BEEP] [SINGING] Ground control to Major Dodge. 463 00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:47,709 Hello. You wanted to see me? 464 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:50,494 Stewart Senior is waiting to see you. 465 00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:52,496 So, what else is new? 466 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:55,630 Something arrived for Stewart Junior, which accidentally went to Stewart Senior. 467 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,675 What? 468 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:59,503 I find it rather hard to explain. 469 00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,550 Howard finished the prototype. 470 00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:04,683 God, the man is a wizard. 471 00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:09,992 -[PARROT SCREECHING] -You wanted to see me, right Dad? 472 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,081 [PARROT TALKING] 473 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,519 Stewart, does anything normal ever happen to you? 474 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,959 Not much, sir, no. 475 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:22,309 I got a report on the billings takeover. 476 00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:23,789 That bad, was it? 477 00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:25,965 It was fine... Ingenuous... 478 00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:30,143 until the bird ate pages four... 479 00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:33,102 nine... 480 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:34,495 and... 481 00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:36,584 twenty-two B. 482 00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:39,587 I suppose you're wondering why I was sent a galah. 483 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,981 No, I'm only wondering how quickly you can get rid of it. 484 00:28:42,024 --> 00:28:43,765 -Quickly. -Do it. 485 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:44,897 Done. 486 00:28:47,029 --> 00:28:49,031 [HUMMING] 487 00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:52,556 [SIGHING] 488 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,384 Dirty buggers. 489 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:01,565 [SIGHING] 490 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:16,624 [SCREECHING] [GLASS BREAKING] 491 00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,844 [CLATTERING] 492 00:29:18,887 --> 00:29:20,846 MUSICIAN 1: I'll bet she's booked another session. 493 00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:24,458 MUSICIAN 2: Impossible. No one can work twenty hours straight. 494 00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:26,460 See you back here tonight, guys. 495 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:28,767 -ALL: Tonight? -Pain is gain. 496 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,769 MUSICIAN 3: Ruthless shrew! 497 00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:34,163 MUSICIAN 1: I told you. MUSICIAN 2: I don't believe it. Doesn't she ever sleep? 498 00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:36,426 MUSICIAN1: No, she's not human. 499 00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:38,167 [SQUEALING] 500 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,083 Hey! 501 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,563 Hey, what's going on? 502 00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:44,695 What are you doing, mate? 503 00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:47,263 What the... Guys! 504 00:29:47,307 --> 00:29:49,439 Hey! Put her down! 505 00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:50,527 She's ours! 506 00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:52,965 Stop! I said stop! 507 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:55,445 Anyone for pizza? 508 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:57,317 JADE: You've got the wrong car! 509 00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,190 This is ridiculous! 510 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:03,802 Absolutely bloody ridiculous! 511 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:07,806 [HONKING HORN] Pull over! We'll sort it out, okay? 512 00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:18,120 -Hey Lurch, coming? -Be with you in a minute. 513 00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:20,166 Meditation concentrates the energies. 514 00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:22,124 What Cornflakes package you get that off? 515 00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:23,952 You'll see. 516 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:26,825 Om. 517 00:30:35,616 --> 00:30:38,532 What the hell do you think you're doing, you bloody prick? 518 00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:41,317 -Charming. -Charming, my ass. 519 00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:44,886 I'm gonna get you for unlawful disrespect of private property. 520 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,583 You're gone, mate. 521 00:30:46,627 --> 00:30:49,369 Our lawyers can talk about it over lunch. 522 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:07,213 You arrogant, self-centered son of a bitch. 523 00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:17,701 Om. 524 00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:27,886 Okay, I'm watching! 525 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:29,888 -Do it! -Whoo! 526 00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:32,499 [CHEERING] 527 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,765 -MAN: P.C.'s hot today! -Coyote will be furious! 528 00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:40,594 WOMAN: Yeah, he's gonna kill him in the World Classic. 529 00:31:43,727 --> 00:31:47,035 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 530 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:48,994 [SIREN] 531 00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:52,606 MAN: [ON MEGAPHONE] There is a wind capping alarm in this area! 532 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:56,392 Get out of the water immediately! 533 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,481 Get the flags! 534 00:31:58,525 --> 00:32:00,875 Clear the water out! 535 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,790 Now! 536 00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:05,227 Clear the water! 537 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:07,577 Clear the water immediately! 538 00:32:07,621 --> 00:32:10,102 [YELLING ON MEGAPHONE] 539 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,628 Coming through! 540 00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:19,763 Yes! Now! 541 00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:21,940 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 542 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,855 -Clear the water! -What's going on, mate? 543 00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:28,424 [PEOPLE ARGUING] I'll tell you... 544 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:30,949 -You're in trouble. -I'm in trouble? 545 00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,733 Get the board and you move it, Charlie. 546 00:32:32,776 --> 00:32:34,387 You move it fast, you hear me? [ARGUING] 547 00:32:34,430 --> 00:32:35,823 [ARGUING] 548 00:32:40,828 --> 00:32:42,351 Hey! 549 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:43,744 Hey! 550 00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:46,573 Hey! 551 00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:49,141 [YELLING ON MEGAPHONE] 552 00:32:58,411 --> 00:32:59,890 Whoo-hoo! 553 00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:01,109 [GRUNTING] 554 00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:08,334 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 555 00:33:13,295 --> 00:33:14,905 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 556 00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,733 What the fuck? 557 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,015 [SQUEAKING] 558 00:33:38,364 --> 00:33:40,583 [SIGHING] 559 00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:42,585 You scared the shit out of me. 560 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,152 You little bastard. 561 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:45,588 Come here. 562 00:33:58,079 --> 00:33:59,994 [SIGHING] 563 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,040 Come on, let's go for a swim. 564 00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:07,480 MAN: Oh, here he goes. 565 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,881 Oh, you're off, are you? 566 00:34:25,411 --> 00:34:27,065 [GRUNTING] 567 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:29,763 Come on, go chase a fish or something. 568 00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:37,814 Oh! 569 00:34:38,946 --> 00:34:40,643 Oh, my God. 570 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,951 Where is he? 571 00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:51,089 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 572 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:53,091 Oh, Jesus. 573 00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:59,401 He's in trouble. 574 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,143 GUARD: All right, move it! 575 00:35:03,492 --> 00:35:06,495 -Good on you, Coyote. -He's gonna get hurt. 576 00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:08,149 MAN: Go, Coyote! 577 00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:11,152 [SHOUTING] 578 00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:21,031 He's frozen. 579 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:38,440 He's got him! 580 00:35:40,747 --> 00:35:43,010 Get a load of that! 581 00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,853 Go! 582 00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:13,519 -WOMAN: Is he okay? -MAN: Give him some room. 583 00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:16,261 -What happened? -Is he all right? 584 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:17,871 [CHATTER] 585 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:21,135 -WOMAN: P.C., are you okay? -Yeah... Yeah, I'm all right! 586 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,920 Just leave me. 587 00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:25,748 MAN: Did he hit his head? 588 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:29,535 Coyote... 589 00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:32,929 Thanks. 590 00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:36,672 [GRUNTING] 591 00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:38,500 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 592 00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:27,593 [RHYTHMIC KNOCK ON THE DOOR] 593 00:37:30,726 --> 00:37:32,337 P.C.? 594 00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:34,252 Oh... 595 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:35,905 Come in. 596 00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:37,472 Hi. 597 00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,779 Hi. 598 00:37:39,822 --> 00:37:43,043 I...just came around to see how you are. 599 00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:44,914 I'm fine. 600 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:46,220 Fine, why? 601 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,657 Well, I saw what happened today. 602 00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,138 Oh. 603 00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:55,055 Nice place. 604 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:58,537 Aren't you gonna offer me a drink? 605 00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:00,756 Sorry. 606 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,628 Do you wanna get it? 607 00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:04,412 Sure. 608 00:38:11,506 --> 00:38:14,161 Bloody sharks... I hate them. 609 00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:16,859 They ought to net the beaches like in Queensland. 610 00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:19,775 Well, it is the ocean. It's where they live. 611 00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:22,517 The bastards don't deserve to live anywhere. 612 00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:30,960 Why don't you come and sit down? 613 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:32,310 Here. 614 00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:37,315 Thanks. 615 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,323 You see, the thing is... 616 00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:48,064 I've never come that close before. 617 00:38:50,850 --> 00:38:55,594 Well, they say that a brush with death can help you get over your fears. 618 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,031 Who says I'm afraid? 619 00:38:58,074 --> 00:39:00,163 Everyone's afraid of something. 620 00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:02,557 Not our hero, Coyote. 621 00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:05,952 Yeah, he is a hero. He saved your life. 622 00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:07,649 Yeah, I know. 623 00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:09,912 That was a stupid thing to say. 624 00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:12,350 Coyote, huh? 625 00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:14,656 Where did he get a name like Coyote? 626 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:17,616 You know, coyote ugly. 627 00:39:17,659 --> 00:39:20,270 Whatever he may be, he's not exactly ugly. 628 00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:22,011 No, no... 629 00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:24,797 They reckon he woke up one morning, with a girl asleep on his arm 630 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,320 and... 631 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,758 Well, she was so ugly, that he decided to chew his arm off 632 00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:31,891 rather than risk waking her up. 633 00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:36,112 That's disgusting. 634 00:39:36,156 --> 00:39:38,201 That's Coyote. 635 00:39:38,245 --> 00:39:40,073 That's better. 636 00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:41,422 What? 637 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:44,556 You did it just then. It almost looked like a smile. 638 00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:48,864 Some shiner I gave you, huh? 639 00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:50,562 Mmm. 640 00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:53,086 I guess I don't know my own strength. 641 00:39:55,915 --> 00:39:57,699 You want another one for balance? 642 00:39:57,743 --> 00:39:59,397 Okay. 643 00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:03,662 Why are you here? 644 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:06,099 I was abducted, remember? 645 00:40:06,752 --> 00:40:09,363 Oh yeah... Sorry. 646 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,191 I wanted to make sure you'd be there. 647 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:13,454 Mmm... Well, you could have asked. 648 00:40:14,237 --> 00:40:15,543 You'd have said no. 649 00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:18,633 Oh, so when does P.C. Simpson take no for an answer? 650 00:40:18,677 --> 00:40:19,939 Never. 651 00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:24,291 Will you stay the night with me? 652 00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:25,597 No. 653 00:40:28,121 --> 00:40:30,166 MUSICIAN 1: So, where is she? 654 00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:31,994 Kidnapped? 655 00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,996 Shanghai, maybe. 656 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,391 Well, I reckon if she ain't gonna show, we got the evening to ourselves, right? 657 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,132 -Right. -Yeah. 658 00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:40,612 -So, let's head out. -Right. 659 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:42,091 Right. 660 00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:44,311 [MUSIC ON HEADPHONES] 661 00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:50,752 Chip, anyone? 662 00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:52,537 Yeah. 663 00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:55,757 [HUMMING IN THE SHOWER] 664 00:40:55,801 --> 00:40:58,194 [VOCALIZING A TUNE] 665 00:40:58,238 --> 00:40:59,674 Hello... Coffee. 666 00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:03,286 [GIGGLING] Thanks. 667 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:06,159 -I'll put it here, eh? -Yeah. 668 00:41:06,202 --> 00:41:09,031 [SIGHING] Good morning. 669 00:41:09,075 --> 00:41:11,469 What do you feel like doing today? 670 00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:13,471 Teach me to windsurf. 671 00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:15,690 Wind's not right. Some other time. 672 00:41:15,734 --> 00:41:17,692 Oh, come on. Please? 673 00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:19,651 Besides, I spend too much time windsurfing. 674 00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:22,001 -Who says? -Dodge. 675 00:41:22,044 --> 00:41:24,482 Who or what is a Dodge? 676 00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:26,571 An older woman. 677 00:41:26,614 --> 00:41:28,137 How intriguing. 678 00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:30,879 Don't worry. Miss Dodge brushes her teeth with a chainsaw. 679 00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:32,359 [GIGGLING] 680 00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:36,624 So, what are we gonna do? 681 00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:40,193 Something completely different. 682 00:41:44,284 --> 00:41:45,677 [LAUGHING] 683 00:41:50,029 --> 00:41:51,596 [LAUGHING] 684 00:41:55,338 --> 00:41:57,253 [TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 685 00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:48,870 ♪ Thought I had it all Worked out 686 00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:54,093 ♪ Where I'd be Ten years from now 687 00:42:55,485 --> 00:42:58,793 ♪ And who'd be there with me 688 00:43:03,842 --> 00:43:08,586 ♪ Ain't it funny How it seems to come Out of the blue 689 00:43:10,849 --> 00:43:15,201 ♪ Ain't it funny How you think you know But you never do 690 00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:20,815 ♪ Ain't it funny How it always seems 691 00:43:23,818 --> 00:43:26,429 ♪ Love is never like 692 00:43:26,473 --> 00:43:29,824 ♪ Your dreams 693 00:43:30,564 --> 00:43:33,088 ♪ Love is never like 694 00:43:33,132 --> 00:43:36,526 ♪ Your dreams 695 00:43:37,527 --> 00:43:41,531 ♪ So many faces in my life 696 00:43:42,576 --> 00:43:46,972 ♪ Filling empty spaces In the night 697 00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:52,673 ♪ But I could never see 698 00:43:58,244 --> 00:44:03,466 ♪ Running blindly Through the dark 699 00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:08,080 ♪ Building walls Around my aching heart 700 00:44:09,429 --> 00:44:13,389 ♪ And I found you here with me 701 00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:20,005 ♪ Ain't it funny How it seems to come Out of the blue 702 00:44:21,397 --> 00:44:26,838 ♪ Ain't it funny How you think you know But you never do 703 00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:32,234 ♪ Love is never like Your Dreams 704 00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:38,458 ♪ Love is never like Your dreams 705 00:44:41,069 --> 00:44:43,724 ♪ Love is never like 706 00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:48,424 ♪ Your dreams 707 00:44:54,474 --> 00:44:57,607 [JADE LAUGHING] You just caught him? 708 00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:01,046 He's barely alive! 709 00:45:01,089 --> 00:45:04,266 -MAN: He's just resting. -JADE: He's dead. Give him to me for half the price. 710 00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:06,486 -Buy the cooked ones. -They're not as fresh. 711 00:45:06,529 --> 00:45:07,748 You said he was dead. 712 00:45:07,792 --> 00:45:10,359 Fresh dead, not boiled dead. 713 00:45:10,403 --> 00:45:12,622 [MUTTERING TO SELF] 714 00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:15,408 Get a kilo of prawns. Green ones, okay? 715 00:45:15,451 --> 00:45:18,019 -Fresh dead they are. -Thank you. 716 00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:20,718 FISHERMAN: Four bucks. 717 00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:22,763 -JADE: Four? -MAN: Four fifty. 718 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:24,504 [JADE LAUGHING] Get lost. 719 00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:27,463 Here you go. 720 00:45:29,465 --> 00:45:30,945 Hold it. 721 00:45:31,946 --> 00:45:33,513 FISHERMAN: How's that? 722 00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:36,168 Jesus. 723 00:45:36,211 --> 00:45:37,473 Watch out! 724 00:45:38,126 --> 00:45:40,041 Got away from us. 725 00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:45,655 [FISHERMAN BICKERING] 726 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,048 JADE: Hey! 727 00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:49,398 Where are my prawns? 728 00:45:49,442 --> 00:45:52,271 Yeah... I'll get them. 729 00:45:56,971 --> 00:45:58,973 Okay, give us a look at your flounder. 730 00:46:01,149 --> 00:46:02,803 Hey, what are you doing? 731 00:46:08,243 --> 00:46:10,680 Hey, Lurch, how's the yoga working? 732 00:46:10,724 --> 00:46:14,032 Didn't you hear? Yoga's out. Tai Chi's the game. 733 00:46:14,075 --> 00:46:15,642 Right, Lurch? 734 00:46:15,685 --> 00:46:17,687 It's time and motion. 735 00:46:17,731 --> 00:46:20,647 -Watch this. -Check this out, Lurch. 736 00:46:20,690 --> 00:46:21,996 [SHOUTS] 737 00:46:23,128 --> 00:46:25,783 Hey, where've you been? 738 00:46:25,826 --> 00:46:29,134 -Around. -You haven't been down to the beach for ages, mate. 739 00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:32,354 Well, as you grow up, you develop a different set of priorities. 740 00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:35,183 This is P.C. Simpson talking? 741 00:46:35,227 --> 00:46:37,969 Who had to repeat a year of school because there was a top surf running 742 00:46:38,012 --> 00:46:40,014 on the day of his exams. 743 00:46:40,058 --> 00:46:42,190 Well, the surf's been shithouse. 744 00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:43,844 It's been great. 745 00:46:43,888 --> 00:46:45,585 Yeah, sure. 746 00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:47,935 -I was the last to know. -He needs Tai Chi. 747 00:46:47,979 --> 00:46:50,633 Relaxes the nerves and puts things into perspective. 748 00:46:50,677 --> 00:46:52,331 Shut up, Lurch. 749 00:46:52,374 --> 00:46:54,289 -What'll you have? -No, I won't have a drink. 750 00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:56,552 I told you, I've got to go soon. 751 00:46:56,596 --> 00:46:59,164 Stay with me just for a little while? 752 00:46:59,207 --> 00:47:01,557 Why? The band will kill me if I'm late. 753 00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:04,865 I want you to be with me. 754 00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:07,041 I don't wanna know about... 755 00:47:12,351 --> 00:47:13,743 Please? 756 00:47:13,787 --> 00:47:15,702 All right. One drink. 757 00:47:15,745 --> 00:47:17,182 Scotch? 758 00:47:24,102 --> 00:47:25,755 WOMAN: I'll tell you what, he's lost his nerve. 759 00:48:24,466 --> 00:48:25,946 You got a second, P.C.? 760 00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:27,600 Sure, Howard. Have a mango. 761 00:48:28,644 --> 00:48:30,298 I think I've got it, P.C. 762 00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:32,822 You were right about the viscosity. 763 00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:35,260 That's great, Howard. 764 00:48:35,303 --> 00:48:37,610 Don't fall off your chair or anything. 765 00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:40,004 You want to see it? I modified the nose rocker. 766 00:48:40,047 --> 00:48:42,136 It made all the difference. 767 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,357 -Well? -Good. 768 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,230 What's wrong, P.C.? Where's all the old enthusiasm? 769 00:48:49,274 --> 00:48:52,103 I don't know, Howard. It just doesn't seem important anymore. 770 00:48:52,146 --> 00:48:54,148 Maybe I'm tired of playing games or something. 771 00:48:54,192 --> 00:48:56,934 That doesn't sound like you, P.C. That sounds like an excuse. 772 00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:59,284 Oh really? Thanks for your opinion, Howard. 773 00:49:00,024 --> 00:49:01,851 Oh... Well... 774 00:49:02,765 --> 00:49:04,942 If you want to discuss the plan... 775 00:49:05,855 --> 00:49:07,727 You know where to find me. 776 00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:09,120 Yeah, okay. 777 00:49:09,163 --> 00:49:10,991 WOMAN: Hello, Mr. Howard. 778 00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:31,142 [JADE STRUGGLING] 779 00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:35,146 Whoa! 780 00:49:57,995 --> 00:49:59,387 [MOANING] 781 00:50:01,563 --> 00:50:03,565 [FRUSTRATED GRUNTS] 782 00:50:04,131 --> 00:50:05,654 Shit! 783 00:50:05,698 --> 00:50:07,917 You're doing it all wrong! 784 00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:10,964 What would you know? 785 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:14,359 You're on the wrong sort of board to learn on for a start. 786 00:50:14,402 --> 00:50:17,014 Why does it look so easy when you do it? 787 00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:20,321 It takes time and practice. 788 00:50:22,758 --> 00:50:24,586 [FRUSTRATED GROWLING] 789 00:50:24,630 --> 00:50:27,198 Bloody shit thing! 790 00:50:27,241 --> 00:50:28,895 But, you're fighting it! 791 00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:31,463 You can't fight the wind or you'll lose every time. 792 00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:33,247 You've got to try to go with it. 793 00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:36,729 Yeah, well why don't you go with it? 794 00:50:38,644 --> 00:50:42,126 I'm not exactly dressed for it. 795 00:50:42,169 --> 00:50:46,956 Oh, come on, Mr. Three-sixty. Why don't you put your board where your mouth is? 796 00:50:47,696 --> 00:50:49,350 Come on! 797 00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:00,709 Right. 798 00:51:00,753 --> 00:51:02,885 It's all yours. 799 00:51:02,929 --> 00:51:04,409 Okay. 800 00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:07,499 -I'll show you beach start. -Beach start. 801 00:51:10,154 --> 00:51:11,851 Now... 802 00:51:11,894 --> 00:51:15,376 -You hold the sail like this. -Right. 803 00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:16,769 When you jump on, 804 00:51:16,812 --> 00:51:19,902 try to keep the mast and your weight forward, 805 00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:22,079 pulling with your back hand. 806 00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:25,995 And you start to move. 807 00:51:26,039 --> 00:51:27,606 Like this. 808 00:51:27,649 --> 00:51:29,956 -See? -Oh yeah, I see. 809 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,264 How do you get it to go faster? 810 00:51:33,307 --> 00:51:35,004 Lean your weight out 811 00:51:35,048 --> 00:51:38,834 and keep shedding in till the sail is set at the maximized height 812 00:51:38,878 --> 00:51:40,488 of the wind direction. 813 00:51:41,315 --> 00:51:42,664 Hi! 814 00:51:43,491 --> 00:51:45,189 Whoo-hoo! 815 00:52:08,037 --> 00:52:12,172 ANNOUNCER: Now the twentieth round of the third competition on Trigg Beach. 816 00:52:12,216 --> 00:52:15,610 The top 25 competitors will qualify for the World Classic. 817 00:52:15,654 --> 00:52:18,178 P.C., you gotta sign up, mate. 818 00:52:18,222 --> 00:52:21,834 Don't forget, it's just the semis, so save yourself for the World Classic. 819 00:52:21,877 --> 00:52:24,663 -You seen Jade? -Jade? Forget Jade. 820 00:52:24,706 --> 00:52:26,534 The only one you gotta watch is Coyote. 821 00:52:26,578 --> 00:52:28,667 Yeah, P.C. Kill the bastard. 822 00:52:28,710 --> 00:52:30,538 Take it easy The guy saved my ass. 823 00:52:30,582 --> 00:52:33,367 I'm only saying you could kill him in the World Classic. 824 00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:35,935 ANNOUNCER: Good performance by Bullard... 825 00:52:36,892 --> 00:52:39,330 Look, you got nothing to worry about. 826 00:52:39,373 --> 00:52:41,984 Coyote's just not that good, mate. 827 00:52:43,116 --> 00:52:45,901 ANNOUNCER: Here's Coyote Philips, with the sail. 828 00:52:45,945 --> 00:52:48,687 He's been performing really well the past couple of days. 829 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:52,560 He's certainly proves his recent trip to Hawaii. 830 00:52:52,604 --> 00:52:56,303 Coyote has won the last three competitions on the east coast. 831 00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:59,132 He's a true professional and leaves nothing to chance. 832 00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:03,876 [CROWD CHATTERING] 833 00:53:03,919 --> 00:53:06,226 ANNOUNCER: What a performance by Coyote. 834 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:08,968 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 835 00:53:12,754 --> 00:53:15,061 ANNOUNCER: The judges have seated him in league three. 836 00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:18,107 A convincing win by Coyote Philips. 837 00:53:18,151 --> 00:53:21,850 [CHEERING] [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 838 00:53:21,894 --> 00:53:24,375 ANNOUNCER: Better luck next time... 839 00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:25,985 With that brilliant performance, 840 00:53:26,028 --> 00:53:29,728 Coyote is in the top seat in the World Classic. 841 00:53:29,771 --> 00:53:33,427 Next up, the hot global favorite, P.C. Simpson. 842 00:53:33,471 --> 00:53:35,516 -Hey! -That's us, mate. 843 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,649 -Go, P.C. -ANNOUNCER: He's got a strong following. 844 00:53:37,692 --> 00:53:40,260 However, he's been absent lately. 845 00:53:41,783 --> 00:53:43,350 [WHISPERING] Hey, put this tape on. 846 00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:45,222 [INDISTINCT] 847 00:53:45,265 --> 00:53:47,006 ANNOUNCER: Looks like Coyote has really got him worried. 848 00:53:47,049 --> 00:53:49,661 Given his past performances, I think he can take him down. 849 00:53:49,704 --> 00:53:52,141 [ JAWSMUSIC] 850 00:53:54,318 --> 00:53:56,842 [ JAWSMUSIC] 851 00:53:57,582 --> 00:53:59,410 [LAUGHING] 852 00:54:00,367 --> 00:54:02,804 -Don't let them get to you. -Meat heads. 853 00:54:02,848 --> 00:54:05,111 [ JAWSMUSIC] 854 00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:07,635 -Okay, you're up. -Strut your stuff, mate. 855 00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:09,594 -Give them heaps. -[CHEERING ON] 856 00:54:09,637 --> 00:54:12,379 LURCH: Concentrate your energies. 857 00:54:12,423 --> 00:54:15,426 ANNOUNCER: One of our top windsurfers... 858 00:54:15,469 --> 00:54:16,862 Go for it! 859 00:54:16,905 --> 00:54:18,777 [CHEERING] 860 00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:20,909 [CROWD CHANTING] P.C., P.C... 861 00:54:20,953 --> 00:54:23,172 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 862 00:54:23,216 --> 00:54:25,436 [CROWD CHATTERING] 863 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:55,030 [DOOR OPENING] 864 00:54:58,469 --> 00:54:59,948 Hi. 865 00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:06,346 Mmm... Nice evening. 866 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,827 It won't last. There's a big low coming. 867 00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:11,743 Great, so we'll stay home and get drunk. 868 00:55:12,265 --> 00:55:13,788 What's that for? 869 00:55:13,832 --> 00:55:15,355 The semis. 870 00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:16,661 I lost. 871 00:55:16,704 --> 00:55:18,227 I know. 872 00:55:20,273 --> 00:55:22,144 Where were you? 873 00:55:22,188 --> 00:55:24,669 -Working. -Oh, of course. 874 00:55:24,712 --> 00:55:26,671 So, why are we celebrating? 875 00:55:26,714 --> 00:55:29,587 Who the hell says only winners can celebrate? 876 00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:31,328 You think I'm a loser now, right? 877 00:55:31,371 --> 00:55:33,634 What do you think? 878 00:55:33,678 --> 00:55:36,681 I know I could thrash Coyote in the right wind. 879 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:38,596 Oh... 880 00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:39,814 The wind was wrong. 881 00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:41,599 He was cheating, you know. 882 00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:45,690 Blind Freddy could have seen it. He dropped in on me three times. 883 00:55:45,733 --> 00:55:47,431 Well, I guess it's a tough sport. 884 00:55:47,474 --> 00:55:49,998 Yeah, all right. 885 00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:52,958 So I've had a little turn of luck or something. 886 00:55:53,001 --> 00:55:55,613 Superstitious crap. 887 00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:57,354 Crap, is it? 888 00:55:57,397 --> 00:55:59,181 You know, it seems kind of strange to me... 889 00:55:59,225 --> 00:56:00,879 Everything is going just great till you come along, 890 00:56:00,922 --> 00:56:02,881 all of the sudden, I'm surfing like a bloody clown. 891 00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:06,363 Okay, would you kindly punch me in the face and then let up? 892 00:56:09,322 --> 00:56:12,804 If Howard had just had the board finished, I might have had an edge, but... 893 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,632 Howard? 894 00:56:14,675 --> 00:56:18,244 You mean the poor guy who stays up all night, designing toys for you? 895 00:56:18,287 --> 00:56:21,987 Neglecting his job so that P.C. Simpson will look hot on the day. 896 00:56:22,030 --> 00:56:23,292 You're blaming Howard now? 897 00:56:23,336 --> 00:56:26,078 I was saying, if Howard had the board finished. 898 00:56:26,121 --> 00:56:28,254 Okay, yeah... If, if, if... 899 00:56:28,297 --> 00:56:30,256 If it isn't the wind to blame, it's the surf. 900 00:56:30,299 --> 00:56:32,476 If it isn't the surf to blame, it's the sharks. 901 00:56:32,519 --> 00:56:35,827 -Or the board or Coyote or me... -Go ahead... 902 00:56:35,870 --> 00:56:39,396 It never even occurs to you that whenever something goes wrong in P.C.'s life, 903 00:56:39,439 --> 00:56:41,963 there's only one person who's always there. 904 00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:49,623 [EXHALING] 905 00:56:50,189 --> 00:56:52,409 Look, P.C... 906 00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:55,412 I like you a lot. 907 00:56:57,675 --> 00:57:01,374 You've got everything in the world going for you. 908 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:05,683 But I just don't like this side of you. 909 00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:08,468 I want a relationship with a man, not... 910 00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:10,601 Not a little brat who's gonna throw his dummy in the dirt 911 00:57:10,644 --> 00:57:13,081 when everything doesn't go exactly his way. 912 00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:14,431 Fine. 913 00:57:14,474 --> 00:57:15,823 Fine. 914 00:57:15,867 --> 00:57:17,999 Then fuck off. 915 00:57:23,396 --> 00:57:25,093 Okay. 916 00:57:31,056 --> 00:57:32,666 [DOOR CLOSING] 917 00:57:33,232 --> 00:57:35,539 [SMASHING] 918 00:57:41,719 --> 00:57:43,547 [CAR DRIVING AWAY] 919 00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:54,949 [BEEPING] 920 00:57:54,993 --> 00:57:57,212 ALARM CLOCK: It's now six o'clock. 921 00:57:57,256 --> 00:58:02,217 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPING LUIGI BOCCHERINI'S MINUETTO] 922 00:58:04,524 --> 00:58:06,570 Oh, God. 923 00:58:11,618 --> 00:58:13,794 [DISTORTED BUZZING SOUNDS] 924 00:58:13,838 --> 00:58:15,404 DISTORTED VOICE: Six... Six... 925 00:58:24,675 --> 00:58:26,285 Shit. 926 00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:27,765 MESSAGE MACHINE: Hi, this is Jade. 927 00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:29,636 Jade, hi. I'm glad I called you. 928 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,769 If you'd like to leave a message after the beep, 929 00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:33,771 [BEEPING] 930 00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:36,600 [BEEPING] 931 00:58:40,299 --> 00:58:41,909 [GRUMBLING] 932 00:58:43,737 --> 00:58:45,086 Eight... 933 00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:47,306 Seven... Six... 934 00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:49,177 Five... 935 00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:50,352 Four... 936 00:58:52,398 --> 00:58:53,573 [GASPS] 937 00:58:53,617 --> 00:58:55,488 [TIRES SCREECHING] 938 00:59:10,503 --> 00:59:13,201 -The bird called Kathy... -It's cute. 939 00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:14,942 Grab it. 940 00:59:14,986 --> 00:59:16,596 -Don't worry, lady. -Come on. 941 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,424 Good boy, come on. 942 00:59:18,467 --> 00:59:20,469 -Here you go. -Come on, birdie. 943 00:59:20,513 --> 00:59:22,689 MAN: Come on, come one... 944 00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:26,432 WOMAN: Don't be silly. 945 00:59:26,475 --> 00:59:29,000 Hi hate to trouble you, Stewart, but Stewart Senior is on the war path about... 946 00:59:29,043 --> 00:59:30,262 The production report. 947 00:59:30,305 --> 00:59:32,525 He wants you to refine it. 948 00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:34,527 Hell... 949 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:35,789 That's three reports I've got to get through today. 950 00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:37,530 Yeah, okay. Leave it with me. 951 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,619 You've got it. You've had it for a week. 952 00:59:39,663 --> 00:59:41,142 [PARROT SCREECHING] 953 00:59:41,186 --> 00:59:43,667 Right... Any idea what I might have done with it? 954 00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:45,669 [PARROT SCREECHING] 955 00:59:47,148 --> 00:59:50,108 The annual report. It has to be proofed today. 956 00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:52,327 Not today... Thanks... No way. 957 00:59:52,371 --> 00:59:55,113 Today... Mr. Simpson's orders. 958 00:59:58,812 --> 01:00:00,205 Look... 959 01:00:00,248 --> 01:00:02,207 I'll be back in a little while, okay? 960 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:05,166 -What about those reports? -They'll keep. 961 01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:06,907 Yes, but will your father? 962 01:00:06,951 --> 01:00:09,083 [PARROT SCREECHING] 963 01:00:35,762 --> 01:00:40,419 ♪ Ain't it funny How it seems to come Out of the blue 964 01:00:42,595 --> 01:00:47,992 ♪ Ain't it funny How you think you know But you never do 965 01:00:49,428 --> 01:00:52,866 ♪ Ain't it funny How it always seems 966 01:00:55,521 --> 01:00:58,263 ♪ Love is never like 967 01:00:58,306 --> 01:01:01,962 ♪ Your dreams 968 01:01:02,006 --> 01:01:04,704 ♪ Love is never like 969 01:01:04,748 --> 01:01:08,577 ♪ Your dreams 970 01:01:08,621 --> 01:01:11,624 ♪ Love is never like 971 01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:16,063 ♪ Your dreams 972 01:01:31,818 --> 01:01:34,342 -Thanks for working late. -Don't mention it. 973 01:01:40,174 --> 01:01:41,915 [KNOCK AT THE DOOR] 974 01:01:42,611 --> 01:01:45,005 -Working back? -Yeah. 975 01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:49,488 How are you going on that production report? 976 01:01:50,663 --> 01:01:52,970 It'll be on your desk tomorrow, okay? 977 01:01:53,013 --> 01:01:55,146 It's a week overdue. That's not really... 978 01:01:55,189 --> 01:01:57,278 Look, I'm sorry. 979 01:01:57,322 --> 01:01:59,759 When is this World Classic? 980 01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:01,500 What's that got to do with it? 981 01:02:01,543 --> 01:02:03,458 You're good when you've got people supporting you... 982 01:02:03,502 --> 01:02:05,112 Your fast, efficient... 983 01:02:05,156 --> 01:02:07,636 You're unconventional sometimes, but capable. 984 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:09,377 Always capable. 985 01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:11,858 Until now. 986 01:02:11,902 --> 01:02:13,686 What's going on? 987 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,166 Nothing's going on. 988 01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:16,776 If you're getting behind... 989 01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:18,473 Dad, will you get off my back? 990 01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:20,954 Geez, everybody is hassling me. 991 01:02:40,365 --> 01:02:41,670 Wanna talk about it? 992 01:02:41,714 --> 01:02:43,324 [PAPER CRUMPLING] 993 01:02:45,326 --> 01:02:49,113 Whether you want to talk or not, I think it's about time we had a quiet word. 994 01:02:49,156 --> 01:02:51,506 Crikey, I slipped behind one lousy report. 995 01:02:51,550 --> 01:02:54,858 Five lousy reports, not to mention the billings takeover. 996 01:02:54,901 --> 01:02:56,642 Ease up, will you, Miss Dodge? 997 01:02:56,685 --> 01:02:59,819 Outside office hours, you can play whatever game you please 998 01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:02,648 but Simpson Engineering is your father's game 999 01:03:02,691 --> 01:03:05,520 and here, you play by his rules. 1000 01:03:05,564 --> 01:03:06,957 His rules? 1001 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,568 All he ever thinks about is Simpson bloody Engineering. 1002 01:03:09,611 --> 01:03:12,397 When's he ever taken an interest in my life? 1003 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,442 How would you know if he did? 1004 01:03:14,486 --> 01:03:19,056 He just asked you when the contest was and you assumed he was hassling you. 1005 01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:21,493 Why else would he mention it? 1006 01:03:21,536 --> 01:03:23,582 Maybe he's interested in you. 1007 01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:26,193 Oh, please. 1008 01:03:26,237 --> 01:03:29,762 You don't know shit from shoe polish, do you? 1009 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:32,852 Do you remember the Bells Beach Competition in '83? 1010 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:34,898 You just took off and left me to cover for you? 1011 01:03:34,941 --> 01:03:37,857 That's okay, that's fine. That's what I do... Cover for people. 1012 01:03:39,032 --> 01:03:42,253 Do you know where your father was that weekend? 1013 01:03:42,296 --> 01:03:44,037 How would I know? I was at the Bells. 1014 01:03:44,081 --> 01:03:47,214 So was he and if you'd been interested in anybody but yourself 1015 01:03:47,258 --> 01:03:49,608 you might have noticed him there. 1016 01:03:52,132 --> 01:03:53,481 Well, he never told me that. 1017 01:03:53,525 --> 01:03:55,527 It's not his way. 1018 01:03:55,570 --> 01:03:58,530 You should know, you're both the same. 1019 01:03:58,573 --> 01:04:01,359 He was asking about the competition because he wants you to do your best 1020 01:04:01,402 --> 01:04:03,883 and he was worried that you had too much work. 1021 01:04:03,927 --> 01:04:08,235 -That's not how I took it. -You can take it from me, that's how it was meant. 1022 01:04:08,279 --> 01:04:10,759 No wonder you're having trouble with your love life. 1023 01:04:10,803 --> 01:04:12,587 That's got nothing to do with this. 1024 01:04:12,631 --> 01:04:15,286 It's got everything to do with this. 1025 01:04:17,418 --> 01:04:21,074 How can you expect to come to terms with a woman 1026 01:04:21,118 --> 01:04:23,903 and have a stable relationship, when you... 1027 01:04:23,947 --> 01:04:27,037 you can't even communicate with your own father? 1028 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:28,821 What do you mean? 1029 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:32,825 When was the last time you asked him how things were going? 1030 01:04:34,131 --> 01:04:35,915 I don't know. 1031 01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:37,874 You see? 1032 01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:40,659 You don't consider other people. You don't give a stuff about their needs. 1033 01:04:40,702 --> 01:04:44,271 You're focused on P.C. and to hell with everyone else. 1034 01:04:44,315 --> 01:04:46,012 Stewart... 1035 01:04:46,056 --> 01:04:47,535 Yes? 1036 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,670 Stewart... 1037 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:58,895 You've got something eating away inside of you. 1038 01:05:00,157 --> 01:05:03,073 Whatever it is, it's unfinished, isn't it? 1039 01:05:06,772 --> 01:05:08,382 Well, finish it. 1040 01:05:08,426 --> 01:05:10,863 Once and for all. 1041 01:05:13,170 --> 01:05:16,825 Do you read me or shall I spell it out? 1042 01:05:20,177 --> 01:05:22,092 I read you. 1043 01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:25,573 Good. 1044 01:05:44,897 --> 01:05:46,594 [PARROT SQUEAKING] 1045 01:05:47,552 --> 01:05:49,684 [PARROT TALKING] 1046 01:05:50,207 --> 01:05:51,208 G'day. 1047 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,301 I see you ended up with the bird. 1048 01:05:58,476 --> 01:05:59,868 Yeah. 1049 01:06:01,087 --> 01:06:02,959 Fine pets, galahs. 1050 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:05,439 Very affectionate. 1051 01:06:06,614 --> 01:06:07,964 And intelligent. 1052 01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:12,969 So, how's the old clanker coming along? 1053 01:06:13,665 --> 01:06:16,711 It's looking really good. 1054 01:06:16,755 --> 01:06:19,584 I remember when you used to let me sit behind the wheel. 1055 01:06:20,541 --> 01:06:22,369 Yeah. 1056 01:06:22,413 --> 01:06:26,765 You know, I spent two years just tracking down this windscreen surround. 1057 01:06:27,766 --> 01:06:29,202 Now... 1058 01:06:29,942 --> 01:06:31,552 Well... 1059 01:06:31,596 --> 01:06:33,424 Nearly finished. 1060 01:06:34,512 --> 01:06:36,514 What'll you do then? 1061 01:06:38,124 --> 01:06:40,648 To tell you the truth, I don't know. 1062 01:06:46,176 --> 01:06:50,484 So, how'd you finally solve that problem you had with the supercharger? 1063 01:06:51,355 --> 01:06:53,313 [SIGHING] 1064 01:06:53,357 --> 01:06:55,663 It's kind of a long story. 1065 01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:59,145 I've got time, Dad. 1066 01:06:59,189 --> 01:07:00,712 Hmm? 1067 01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:04,629 Come have a beer. 1068 01:07:06,805 --> 01:07:08,067 Well... 1069 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:10,678 First of all, I thought it was... 1070 01:07:10,722 --> 01:07:12,941 A bearing of some sort... 1071 01:07:12,985 --> 01:07:15,988 Then... [EXPLAINING CAR PROBLEM] 1072 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:18,295 [CHUCKLING] 1073 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:35,703 Hi, guys. 1074 01:07:37,749 --> 01:07:39,185 is Jade around? 1075 01:07:41,318 --> 01:07:42,971 Don't think so. 1076 01:07:43,711 --> 01:07:45,583 Any idea where I can find her? 1077 01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:47,106 No. 1078 01:07:47,150 --> 01:07:51,110 Hey, I know you. I've seen you on the cover of... You're... 1079 01:07:51,154 --> 01:07:52,851 P.C. Simpson. 1080 01:07:52,894 --> 01:07:55,636 -Yeah... Right. -Listen, will you tell Jade I was looking for her? 1081 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,377 -Sure. -Thanks. 1082 01:07:57,421 --> 01:07:58,857 Tell me something, P.C. 1083 01:08:00,032 --> 01:08:01,207 What's that? 1084 01:08:01,251 --> 01:08:02,513 Where are we? 1085 01:08:04,036 --> 01:08:05,951 Shelter Records, man. 1086 01:08:05,994 --> 01:08:08,780 Thank God for that. 1087 01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:11,304 Tell Jade I stopped by, okay? 1088 01:08:11,739 --> 01:08:13,959 Sure thing, P.C. 1089 01:08:15,221 --> 01:08:16,744 Sure thing. 1090 01:08:23,490 --> 01:08:25,231 Who's P.C. Simpson? 1091 01:08:25,275 --> 01:08:27,103 Racecar driver. 1092 01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:28,191 Oh. 1093 01:08:29,409 --> 01:08:31,629 [MACHINERY WHIRRING] 1094 01:08:43,728 --> 01:08:46,034 It's not good enough, Howard. 1095 01:08:46,078 --> 01:08:48,863 Well, hell. What are you gonna do with it, P.C.? 1096 01:08:48,907 --> 01:08:51,562 -I'm not sure we can do any better. -You can do it better. 1097 01:08:51,605 --> 01:08:53,303 I knew you'd say that. 1098 01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:55,870 He's right, Howard. 1099 01:08:55,914 --> 01:08:59,700 Why don't we construct the mast in carbon fiber? 1100 01:08:59,744 --> 01:09:01,572 -Really beef up the strings. -Yep. 1101 01:09:01,615 --> 01:09:05,097 Of course I've thought of carbon fiber, but it's too expensive. 1102 01:09:06,359 --> 01:09:08,927 There's no sense in doing something half-assed. 1103 01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:13,932 Besides, I'm beginning to think there's a market for these things. 1104 01:09:13,975 --> 01:09:16,717 Of course, if we're using carbon fiber, there's no problem. 1105 01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:18,502 No problem. 1106 01:09:26,423 --> 01:09:29,643 Hey, be careful with that. That's high-potency stuff. 1107 01:09:29,687 --> 01:09:32,211 You give your board a hot coat of that the night before the contest. 1108 01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:33,995 -All right? -Yep. 1109 01:09:34,039 --> 01:09:37,173 It's like superglue. We had a slight embarrassment with it yesterday. 1110 01:09:39,827 --> 01:09:41,612 Coming... [GRUNTING] 1111 01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:45,137 HOWARD: That's right... 1112 01:09:45,790 --> 01:09:48,096 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] 1113 01:09:59,064 --> 01:10:01,240 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] Get maximum lift... 1114 01:10:01,284 --> 01:10:02,372 -Right. -Right. 1115 01:10:06,158 --> 01:10:08,378 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] 1116 01:10:18,344 --> 01:10:19,824 That's great! 1117 01:10:25,743 --> 01:10:28,311 [DISCUSSING SAIL CONSTRUCTION] 1118 01:10:28,354 --> 01:10:30,313 -All right! -How's it going? 1119 01:11:04,956 --> 01:11:07,567 This is a rough beach, P.C. 1120 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:09,700 That's why we're here! 1121 01:11:11,745 --> 01:11:15,271 Check out those rocks! 1122 01:11:15,314 --> 01:11:18,404 Look, P.C., we know it's strong. You know how to do this. 1123 01:11:18,448 --> 01:11:20,841 Today we test, tomorrow we win. 1124 01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:23,714 Hey, that's P.C. 1125 01:11:23,757 --> 01:11:26,282 All right, if there's any trouble at all, 1126 01:11:26,325 --> 01:11:29,154 just give the signal and we'll pluck you out with the chopper. 1127 01:11:29,197 --> 01:11:31,025 -Got it. -Stand by. 1128 01:11:31,069 --> 01:11:33,419 Watch out for the fish. 1129 01:11:35,029 --> 01:11:38,119 Howard, those bloody fish better watch out for me. 1130 01:12:48,886 --> 01:12:50,888 [PHONE RINGING] 1131 01:12:51,802 --> 01:12:53,412 [PHONE RINGING] 1132 01:12:53,456 --> 01:12:55,066 ANSWERING MACHINE: Hi, this is Jade. 1133 01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:56,981 -Hi. -I'm not here at the moment, 1134 01:12:57,024 --> 01:12:58,896 but if you'd like to leave a message after the beep, 1135 01:12:58,939 --> 01:13:00,985 I'll try and get straight back to you. 1136 01:13:01,028 --> 01:13:02,421 [BEEP] 1137 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:04,336 Jade, it's P.C. 1138 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:07,208 I got your album. It's a winner. Congratulations. 1139 01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:10,995 Listen... 1140 01:13:11,038 --> 01:13:13,780 I'm really sorry about what happened between us. 1141 01:13:14,607 --> 01:13:16,957 I... 1142 01:13:17,001 --> 01:13:19,525 Well, I don't know what else to say except... 1143 01:13:19,569 --> 01:13:21,832 I miss you. 1144 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:25,052 And I've thrown my dummy away. 1145 01:13:25,096 --> 01:13:28,186 So, if you're not too busy getting famous, maybe you'd like to get together soon... 1146 01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:29,230 [BEEP] 1147 01:13:31,058 --> 01:13:32,886 Bugger it. 1148 01:13:48,902 --> 01:13:50,426 Good, good. 1149 01:13:55,605 --> 01:13:57,607 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1150 01:14:00,174 --> 01:14:01,828 Five to ten on Peel. 1151 01:14:01,872 --> 01:14:03,613 Five? 1152 01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:05,223 You are what you eat. 1153 01:14:05,266 --> 01:14:08,487 Raw fruit and vegetables, nothing else. 1154 01:14:08,531 --> 01:14:10,620 Yeah, you're pretty raw, Lurch. 1155 01:14:10,663 --> 01:14:12,404 The real deal. 1156 01:14:13,187 --> 01:14:14,667 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1157 01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:20,891 MAN: What's she doing here? 1158 01:14:20,934 --> 01:14:23,763 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1159 01:14:29,203 --> 01:14:31,771 I'd like to place a hundred dollars on P.C. Simpson. 1160 01:14:31,815 --> 01:14:33,686 P.C... 1161 01:14:33,730 --> 01:14:35,819 It's your money, lady. 1162 01:14:42,826 --> 01:14:44,523 Hey! 1163 01:14:44,567 --> 01:14:48,005 Coyote says he's got something in his pocket he wants to show you. 1164 01:14:48,048 --> 01:14:49,528 It's not polite to turn down a gentleman. 1165 01:14:50,529 --> 01:14:52,836 Oh, he's tough. He can handle it. 1166 01:14:52,879 --> 01:14:54,315 And what'll I tell Coyote? 1167 01:14:55,839 --> 01:14:57,667 Just tell him to chew his arm. 1168 01:14:57,710 --> 01:14:59,625 [LAUGHTER] 1169 01:15:09,983 --> 01:15:12,638 You know, Rabbit, she knows something. 1170 01:15:15,075 --> 01:15:17,556 She said it... "Three-sixty." 1171 01:15:18,339 --> 01:15:20,254 P.C.'s not that bad. 1172 01:15:20,298 --> 01:15:23,693 I always reckoned he could give Coyote a run for his money. 1173 01:15:23,736 --> 01:15:24,998 Hmm... 1174 01:15:25,042 --> 01:15:26,913 P.C.'s hot... 1175 01:15:26,957 --> 01:15:29,481 Yeah, but how hot? 1176 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:32,005 A hundred bucks at a hundred to one? 1177 01:15:32,049 --> 01:15:33,354 Shit! 1178 01:15:33,398 --> 01:15:35,574 MAN: A hundred to one P.C., A hundred to one P.C. 1179 01:15:35,618 --> 01:15:37,707 Mate, twenty bucks on P.C. 1180 01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:39,491 I have five on P.C.! 1181 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,537 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 1182 01:15:45,497 --> 01:15:47,368 MAN: Eighteen bucks on P.C. 1183 01:15:51,111 --> 01:15:52,765 -[WHISPERING] There it is. -What a ripper... 1184 01:15:52,809 --> 01:15:54,898 Shh! 1185 01:15:54,941 --> 01:15:57,291 -RATSO: This way. -[CLATTERING, CAT MEOWING] 1186 01:16:25,058 --> 01:16:27,191 [PHONE RINGING] 1187 01:16:27,234 --> 01:16:29,628 -Hello. -Can I speak with P.C. Simpson? 1188 01:16:29,672 --> 01:16:31,499 Speaking. 1189 01:16:31,543 --> 01:16:33,545 WOMAN: I'm ringing from the judge's committee. 1190 01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:36,853 The venue for the World Classic has been changed to Mangera. 1191 01:16:36,896 --> 01:16:39,116 Mangera? What about Trigg? 1192 01:16:39,159 --> 01:16:41,248 It was a toss up. 1193 01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:43,599 The caravans and news crews were already positioned at Mangera, 1194 01:16:43,642 --> 01:16:46,123 -so that fixed it. -Mangera... Right. Thanks for ringing. 1195 01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:47,603 -Sure thing. -Thanks. 1196 01:16:52,477 --> 01:16:57,090 ANNOUNCER: Advise all parents to keep children well back from the water's edge... 1197 01:16:59,266 --> 01:17:01,442 Keep your children away from the water. 1198 01:17:02,792 --> 01:17:04,402 MANGLES: [MOUTH FULL] P.C.! 1199 01:17:05,403 --> 01:17:07,187 What the hell are you doing? 1200 01:17:07,231 --> 01:17:08,667 Yeah... P.C. 1201 01:17:08,711 --> 01:17:10,495 Listen, we got quite a little problem here. 1202 01:17:10,538 --> 01:17:13,716 -We're stuck. -Put that down right now, you bastards. 1203 01:17:13,759 --> 01:17:16,632 That's the problem, you see. We can't. 1204 01:17:16,675 --> 01:17:19,504 Help us out, will you, mate? Mangles has to take a piss. 1205 01:17:19,547 --> 01:17:21,724 [MOUTH FULL] Oh, my God. 1206 01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:23,377 What are you doing? 1207 01:17:23,421 --> 01:17:25,292 I'd like to help you out, guys, but I gotta go. 1208 01:17:27,077 --> 01:17:28,644 Stick with it, eh? 1209 01:17:28,687 --> 01:17:31,081 -P.C.! -[MOUTH FULL] Wait! 1210 01:17:31,124 --> 01:17:33,126 -[MUFFLED SPEECH] -Shut up, Mangles. 1211 01:17:33,170 --> 01:17:35,999 RATSO: P.C., do us a favor, mate! 1212 01:17:38,784 --> 01:17:41,918 ANNOUNCER: We have a beautiful day. Conditions couldn't be better. 1213 01:17:41,961 --> 01:17:44,355 The first event is the course racing. 1214 01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:47,184 The waves are starting to build, so we should see some exciting rides 1215 01:17:47,227 --> 01:17:49,708 in the wave performance section. 1216 01:17:49,752 --> 01:17:52,972 This course racing event has attracted some of the largest seals we've seen in some time. 1217 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:58,064 There's a big variation in equipment out there. 1218 01:17:58,108 --> 01:18:00,806 Some production boards, but the majority are custom. 1219 01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:06,159 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 1220 01:18:07,204 --> 01:18:09,293 Camera three, zoom in on the bunnies. 1221 01:18:09,336 --> 01:18:12,383 Closer, closer... That's it. 1222 01:18:12,426 --> 01:18:14,820 Camera three! 1223 01:18:14,864 --> 01:18:17,040 Come on, fellas. He's over here. Let's get him. 1224 01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:19,477 Excuse me, excuse me... 1225 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:23,176 I'm standing here with Coyote Philips, leading contender for the world title. 1226 01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:25,091 Coyote, we've just been talking to Tom Gilbert, 1227 01:18:25,135 --> 01:18:27,311 who reckons this P.C. Simpson is a real threat. 1228 01:18:27,354 --> 01:18:29,705 -What do you think? -[CHUCKLES] 1229 01:18:32,011 --> 01:18:34,971 I take that to mean you disagree then. 1230 01:18:35,014 --> 01:18:38,322 You reckon you got this one all set up then do you mate? 1231 01:18:39,758 --> 01:18:41,717 Well, there he goes, ladies and gentlemen. 1232 01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:43,370 Give me some beach cover. 1233 01:18:43,414 --> 01:18:44,981 Some beach cover someone. 1234 01:18:45,024 --> 01:18:48,419 [ANNOUNCER LISTING COMPETITORS] 1235 01:18:52,205 --> 01:18:54,077 -Hi, Jade. -Hi, have you seen P.C.? 1236 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:57,297 Not yet, but plenty of time. His heat is not for another twenty minutes. 1237 01:18:57,341 --> 01:19:00,736 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 1238 01:19:10,223 --> 01:19:14,097 ANNOUNCER: They're off! Down to their boards and out to the first mark. 1239 01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:17,665 It's the orange one, you can see slightly to the right about 300 meters out. 1240 01:19:17,709 --> 01:19:20,320 It's the start to a remarkable course. 1241 01:19:20,364 --> 01:19:22,975 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING] 1242 01:19:23,019 --> 01:19:26,326 It's a pretty high leap and some have been having trouble getting up through the break. 1243 01:19:26,370 --> 01:19:28,328 Oh, what a shame. 1244 01:19:28,372 --> 01:19:32,028 It looks like a broken mast... 1245 01:19:32,071 --> 01:19:36,859 It looks like Peter Ride is in the lead and Bob Simmons a close second. 1246 01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:40,297 -What you looking at? -P.C. It's his championships. 1247 01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:42,734 ANNOUNCER: Local Jimmy Barnes, only thirteen... 1248 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:44,127 Young for this sort of competition. 1249 01:19:44,170 --> 01:19:46,390 Hey, give us a look. 1250 01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:47,783 Robbie Nash was only fourteen when he won his first world championship. 1251 01:19:48,218 --> 01:19:49,915 Where's P.C.? 1252 01:19:49,959 --> 01:19:51,917 [RADIO PLAYING] 1253 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:03,886 RADIO: 32 degrees, remaining fine. We've got some strong breezes. 1254 01:20:03,929 --> 01:20:06,758 And just to fill you in on what's happening, we're doing a live 1255 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,891 coverage of the action at Trigg Beach. 1256 01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:11,154 Trigg? 1257 01:20:11,197 --> 01:20:13,765 Competitors around the world are battling it out for the World Classic. 1258 01:20:20,990 --> 01:20:25,559 Will the contestants for heat four please assemble behind the judges' dais? 1259 01:20:25,603 --> 01:20:28,606 In heat four, the riders are not very evenly matched. 1260 01:20:28,649 --> 01:20:30,826 It should be a runaway win for McTavish. 1261 01:20:30,869 --> 01:20:34,264 The wind direction has changed slightly, but the angle is still very good. 1262 01:20:34,307 --> 01:20:36,527 -Hi. -Oh, hi. 1263 01:20:36,570 --> 01:20:39,573 Got any idea where he is? 1264 01:20:39,617 --> 01:20:42,620 We've seen some terrific performances and the best is yet to come. 1265 01:20:42,663 --> 01:20:44,883 [SHEEP BLEATING] 1266 01:20:46,711 --> 01:20:48,713 [SHEEP BLEATING] 1267 01:20:51,150 --> 01:20:53,457 [DOG BARKING] 1268 01:21:05,338 --> 01:21:06,731 Whoa! 1269 01:21:12,128 --> 01:21:15,174 -Where's P.C.? -He must be coming soon. 1270 01:21:15,218 --> 01:21:17,611 ANNOUNCER: It's almost impossible to get through the shore break. 1271 01:21:18,264 --> 01:21:19,700 I hope he's all right. 1272 01:21:19,744 --> 01:21:21,006 I'd... 1273 01:21:21,050 --> 01:21:24,401 I'd like to see you all in the boardroom. 1274 01:21:24,444 --> 01:21:27,578 ANNOUNCER: Watson's out of his league here... 1275 01:21:27,621 --> 01:21:30,886 He lacks the form and style that McTavish... 1276 01:21:31,974 --> 01:21:34,324 Wow, what a great start off. 1277 01:21:34,367 --> 01:21:37,893 He's certainly surprising us with his flare. 1278 01:21:39,807 --> 01:21:41,635 NICK: "Gimme, gimme, gimme... 1279 01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:43,333 "All your love. 1280 01:21:43,376 --> 01:21:46,205 "Tell it, tell it, tell it to the stars above." 1281 01:21:46,249 --> 01:21:48,947 Beautiful. Shakes me up, Nick. 1282 01:21:48,991 --> 01:21:50,862 -I got a verse. -Yeah, right. 1283 01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:52,429 "Nights that's cool... 1284 01:21:52,472 --> 01:21:53,952 "and days that's muggy..." 1285 01:21:53,996 --> 01:21:55,562 Good, good... 1286 01:21:55,606 --> 01:21:58,565 "Make, make, make, make, make me feel... 1287 01:21:58,609 --> 01:21:59,915 "huggy." 1288 01:22:00,306 --> 01:22:01,568 Huggy? 1289 01:22:01,612 --> 01:22:03,179 All right, smart ass. 1290 01:22:03,222 --> 01:22:05,877 You got a better rhyme for muggy? 1291 01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:07,183 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1292 01:22:08,053 --> 01:22:09,663 Buggy. 1293 01:22:09,707 --> 01:22:11,796 -Yeah. -Good one. 1294 01:22:11,839 --> 01:22:13,667 Buggy, that's great. 1295 01:22:23,547 --> 01:22:27,203 ANNOUNCER: Competitors are preparing their boards for the next competition. 1296 01:22:27,246 --> 01:22:29,248 How's he doing? Has he had his first heat yet? 1297 01:22:29,814 --> 01:22:31,947 Well, sir, he... 1298 01:22:33,383 --> 01:22:35,124 That's right, he... 1299 01:22:35,167 --> 01:22:37,300 He what? He what? 1300 01:22:37,343 --> 01:22:39,867 He hasn't exactly shown up yet. 1301 01:22:39,911 --> 01:22:41,608 Hasn't shown up? 1302 01:22:41,913 --> 01:22:43,045 Why not? 1303 01:22:45,177 --> 01:22:47,266 [HORNS HONKING] 1304 01:22:54,099 --> 01:22:55,883 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1305 01:22:58,625 --> 01:23:00,410 [HORNS HONKING] 1306 01:23:07,112 --> 01:23:08,592 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1307 01:23:22,301 --> 01:23:24,347 Whoa! 1308 01:23:36,707 --> 01:23:38,970 [CHEERING] 1309 01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:40,841 Yeah, but I'm sure he's on his way. 1310 01:23:40,885 --> 01:23:44,802 Well, he better get a move on. He's about to miss his elimination heat. 1311 01:23:44,845 --> 01:23:47,761 Repeat... Last call for all competitors in heat seven. 1312 01:24:03,125 --> 01:24:06,345 Well, can't you just move him to a later heat or something? 1313 01:24:06,389 --> 01:24:08,043 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 1314 01:24:08,086 --> 01:24:09,914 Sorry? What do you mean, sorry? 1315 01:24:09,957 --> 01:24:12,047 -He's the all time favorite! -P.C. Simpson has failed to show 1316 01:24:12,090 --> 01:24:14,179 and has been automatically disqualified. 1317 01:24:14,223 --> 01:24:15,833 [CHEERING] 1318 01:24:15,876 --> 01:24:18,053 P.C. Simpson disqualified. 1319 01:24:18,096 --> 01:24:20,272 -A lot of disappointed people here today. -Disqualified? 1320 01:24:20,316 --> 01:24:21,752 P.C.'s got a very big following. 1321 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:24,668 RABBIT: Oh, come on! 1322 01:24:24,711 --> 01:24:26,365 Give him a break! Just another three minutes. 1323 01:24:26,409 --> 01:24:28,106 What's it to you? 1324 01:24:28,150 --> 01:24:30,587 [SCOFFING] Gee. 1325 01:24:30,630 --> 01:24:32,893 -Cut to camera four. -You sure? Three is back. 1326 01:24:32,937 --> 01:24:34,199 Cut to camera four. 1327 01:24:34,243 --> 01:24:36,158 REPORTER: Good evening, Steve. 1328 01:24:36,201 --> 01:24:39,465 It appears that Coyote Philips is performing superbly out there. 1329 01:24:39,509 --> 01:24:43,817 And I think he has this ride... 1330 01:24:43,861 --> 01:24:47,038 Without P.C. Simpson running, looks like Philips will take the crown. 1331 01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:49,345 He's gotta be around here somewhere. 1332 01:24:49,388 --> 01:24:53,000 It looks like we have a winner by default. 1333 01:24:53,044 --> 01:24:55,220 What do you reckon has happened, Rabbit? 1334 01:24:55,264 --> 01:24:57,353 It has just been brought to my attention that a rider has come into the field 1335 01:24:57,396 --> 01:24:59,268 who is not in the competition. 1336 01:24:59,311 --> 01:25:02,793 He is not supposed to be in the performer's area... 1337 01:25:02,836 --> 01:25:04,577 Wait, that's him! 1338 01:25:24,989 --> 01:25:26,469 It's him! 1339 01:25:28,253 --> 01:25:29,820 Camera... 1340 01:25:29,863 --> 01:25:31,169 Two. 1341 01:25:31,213 --> 01:25:32,431 Hey, who's that? 1342 01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:34,912 -Where? -There, on camera one. 1343 01:25:34,955 --> 01:25:37,001 Camera four, pan in on the new guy. 1344 01:25:46,837 --> 01:25:48,404 -Who is that? -I don't know. 1345 01:25:48,447 --> 01:25:50,493 He's not here. 1346 01:25:50,536 --> 01:25:51,450 I don't know what he's doing out there but it sure looks great. 1347 01:25:59,241 --> 01:26:01,025 Look! Look, it's P.C.! 1348 01:26:01,721 --> 01:26:02,853 Where? 1349 01:26:04,507 --> 01:26:05,812 Let the judges be reminded he's not in the running. 1350 01:26:05,856 --> 01:26:08,293 He failed to show at the start... 1351 01:26:08,337 --> 01:26:11,775 He's clearly putting in a better performance, disqualified or not. 1352 01:26:17,215 --> 01:26:19,217 Hey, Coyote, you bastard! 1353 01:26:19,261 --> 01:26:20,566 Move over! 1354 01:26:29,271 --> 01:26:30,707 See that? 1355 01:27:00,258 --> 01:27:02,217 You've lost your form, mate! 1356 01:27:12,575 --> 01:27:14,751 Give me a wide shot on camera four. 1357 01:27:15,099 --> 01:27:16,231 Go. 1358 01:27:50,047 --> 01:27:52,005 [CHEERING] 1359 01:27:54,878 --> 01:27:57,446 Coming for a loop, and... 1360 01:28:01,101 --> 01:28:04,104 He's down... Completely caught up by the wave. 1361 01:28:04,148 --> 01:28:05,671 get a load of that. 1362 01:28:05,715 --> 01:28:07,760 Did you see that? 1363 01:28:07,804 --> 01:28:09,719 He's fine! 1364 01:28:09,762 --> 01:28:13,853 And...look! He does a three-sixty with a perfect landing! 1365 01:28:14,463 --> 01:28:16,334 [CHEERING] 1366 01:28:16,378 --> 01:28:19,729 -A perfect, complete, landing.-He did it, mate! 1367 01:28:19,772 --> 01:28:20,991 He did it! 1368 01:28:21,513 --> 01:28:23,472 [APPLAUDING] 1369 01:28:39,226 --> 01:28:41,490 [CHEERING] 1370 01:28:51,195 --> 01:28:54,416 [ECSTATIC CHEERING] 96671