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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:06,272 PAUL: And still no word from him? 2 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:07,707 Text, call, anything? 3 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:09,576 -From Creamcheese? -No, no, I have not heard 4 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,779 from Cream yet, Paul, but I promise you, the second I do, 5 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,314 I will tell you both. 6 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:16,116 -It will not be a secret. -Okay. 7 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:18,651 So, this morning Creamcheese packed up all of his stuff 8 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:20,720 and he left the Fugitive Mansion. 9 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:23,523 Which he has threatened to do before, 10 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:26,726 but he's never actually done it. 11 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:28,094 Yep. 12 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:29,629 ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,365 CREAMCHEESE: Oh, my God, I feel so fucking free! 14 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:33,800 Can't believe I left, man. 15 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:34,868 FRUGGER: This might be the first time 16 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:35,769 anybody's ever done something like this before. 17 00:00:35,835 --> 00:00:38,138 I don't know. I've never heard of it. 18 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,539 I certainly have never missed a game. 19 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,608 Think about it, bro, if you're not there, 20 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:43,510 they have to start Cronklyn. 21 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:45,078 I'm fine about it, honestly. 22 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:47,046 Dude, I've been scrimming with him in Academy... 23 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:48,648 -And he sucks. -Dude, he's-- he doesn't suck. 24 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,283 He doesn't suck. 25 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:52,152 He's literally the worst player of all time. 26 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,087 Even Cronklyn knows Cronklyn sucks. 27 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:57,056 Cronklyn probably hates himself, dude. 28 00:00:58,358 --> 00:00:59,659 KYLE: Now, Cronklyn, 29 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,629 I know you haven't been scrimming with the guys, 30 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:04,497 but that's okay. 31 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,400 'Cause you're ready, all right? We all know this. 32 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:10,703 We all think this. We're excited to have you on the team today. 33 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,606 You ready? 34 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:15,308 -Yeah? -Yeah. 35 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,110 There you go. That's my guy. 36 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,412 Okay, all right. 37 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,314 We're gonna have a great game. 38 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,550 So, yeah, I'm just trying to, uh, 39 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:26,085 figure out how to beat Evil Geniuses today 40 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,654 without Creamcheese. 41 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,592 [chuckles] Um... 42 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,661 Honestly, I don't even know where Creamcheese is right now. 43 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:36,229 ["Flash Funk" playing] 44 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:39,165 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,315 ♪ ♪ 46 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:57,350 ANNOUNCER: Fugitive is gonna take the Nexus! 47 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,685 It's all over. 48 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:00,587 We'll probably win seven championships. 49 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:05,291 MAN: A two-year, $3 million contract? 50 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:07,260 WOMAN: He's gonna be the youngest 51 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:08,695 pro player in North America. 52 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:10,530 MAN 3: Creamcheese is a choke artist. 53 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:11,364 CREAMCHEESE: This would've been the perfect setup 54 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:12,599 to wombo combo. 55 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:13,700 MAN 3: Is it time for Fugitive 56 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:15,268 to move on from Creamcheese? 57 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,836 MAN 4: Something is brutally wrong in this team. 58 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:19,272 MAN 5: This season will make or break the Fugitive franchise. 59 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:20,874 ♪ ♪ 60 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,683 ♪ ♪ 61 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,151 [birds chirping] 62 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,790 KYLE: Right, that's-that's what I just said, Nathan. 63 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:40,627 We don't know where Creamcheese is. We're trying to locate him. 64 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:43,296 He hasn't shown up there or-or tried to contact you? 65 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:51,371 No one's happy about this, Nathan. 66 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:54,240 Creamcheese's actions can be a bit rash, 67 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,209 uh, and immature at times. 68 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:57,944 He's called me, uh, Pubes 69 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,914 more times than I can count, but that's all well and good. 70 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:04,551 What-what isn't acceptable is-is being a no-show on game day. 71 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:07,320 Know that we are working to resolve it, 72 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:10,189 but it's-it's, uh, it's gonna be tough. 73 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:12,191 Unless you take out Organizm and put Frugger back in, 74 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:14,360 I mean, that's how you get Creamcheese back. 75 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:28,541 Nathan, we do have a support, uh, 76 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,543 in Academy that-- his name is Cronklyn. 77 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,345 APRIL: Listen, h-he's never scrimmed with the team, 78 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,981 he hasn't scrimmed with Organizm certainly. 79 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,662 And I can't believe what we're seeing right now, 80 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,331 It is a Fugitive first here today in the LCS. 81 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,732 They'll be taking to the stage 82 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:54,901 without their star support Creamcheese. 83 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:01,741 Follow our lead, uh, remember your fundamentals 84 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,409 and you got it, okay? 85 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:04,644 In his place is gonna be Cronklyn, 86 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:06,613 an Academy player moving up. I mean, 87 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,381 this is the beautiful thing about League of Legends, 88 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:09,616 Pastry, you don't know when you're gonna be called up 89 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:11,417 and get your shot 90 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,519 to really prove that you've got what it takes. 91 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,955 -Check, check. Can you hear me? -Loud and clear. 92 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:17,957 BAP: Cronklyn, you got this, yeah? 93 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:20,259 Yeah, I do. Yeah. 94 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:22,729 PASTRYTIME: And Organizm fires off the Enchanted Crystal Arrow, 95 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:24,263 and he's gonna catch Sparx 96 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:25,665 as Nightfall zooms on in for the gank. 97 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:28,568 That is gonna be the Double Kill. 98 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,703 This rookie ADC is carrying Fugitive 99 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,439 with a support who is basically M.I.A. 100 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:34,741 BGOLBKTOFWTR: Can I get Lantern? 101 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:35,842 -Yeah. -Please, Lantern. 102 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:37,377 Fuck. I missed. 103 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,478 [audience gasping] 104 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:40,480 I'm sorry. 105 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:42,882 I guess that it was a really difficult situation 106 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,417 for Cronklyn. 107 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:45,718 Wait, there's four. 108 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,286 Wait, wait, where's my support? 109 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:48,988 Okay, okay, I can't fight. I'm weak right now. 110 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:50,890 You said that two minutes ago. When are you gonna be strong? 111 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,393 -Okay, I'm sorry, bro. -Just focus, just focus. 112 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,927 I'm dead. They're coming down. Careful. 113 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:56,295 PASTRYTIME: And there's the Evil Geniuses! 114 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:57,964 They're swarming their Nexus. 115 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,733 They're gonna take this one as down goes Fugitive. 116 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,536 [cheering, applause] 117 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,405 CRUMBZ: A disappointing 118 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,340 but unsurprising loss for Fugitive. 119 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:10,543 Despite all odds, Organizm tried to put on the biggest 120 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,745 carry performance of his career. 121 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,313 Kept them in this game but just wasn't enough 122 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,915 to go over the finish line. 123 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,850 PASTRYTIME: Yeah, Nightfall's also kind of staying consistent 124 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:20,486 as always, but like you said, just wasn't enough here. 125 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:21,654 I don't know what I did in my past life, 126 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:23,322 but I did not deserve that shit. 127 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:24,791 -What the fuck? -CRUMBZ: What can you do? 128 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:26,726 From the jungle position, when the whole team 129 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,494 is built around support 130 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:29,962 and your star support Creamcheese is absent, 131 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:32,365 and you're now playing around Cronklyn, 132 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,667 who didn't have the debut he would have liked to, 133 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:36,669 it's just not gonna look pretty. 134 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,839 BGOLBKTOFWTR: What's next? 135 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,408 -Uh, I don't... -It's not that, right? 136 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,810 Cronklyn? 137 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,478 I'm not playing with that again. 138 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,520 KYLE: So, where are we at in your estimation? 139 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:57,023 I think it's FlyQuest, honestly. 140 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,758 Well, I think they're in need 141 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,426 of a veteran shot-calling support, 142 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,061 and there's a handful of teams 143 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:04,063 at the bottom of the standings who would kill for Cream, 144 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,598 but they're the ones who really have the assets. 145 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:06,933 I-I think they'd pay for it. 146 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:09,969 If we're gonna do a full rebuild, 147 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,804 I mean, I do like some of the guys in their Academy. 148 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,740 I do, too. 149 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:15,575 I agree. 150 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:18,544 All right, uh, before we fully blow it up, 151 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:20,847 um, give me one more chance to talk to Creamcheese. 152 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:22,849 I-I think I can get him back. 153 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:27,086 I'll be, I'll be real, uh, it's... it's hard. 154 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:28,855 Cream's my best friend. 155 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:30,823 He was best man at my wedding. 156 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:34,026 We started Fugitive together, you know? He... 157 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:36,028 he's like a brother to me. 158 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:37,930 So it hurts. 159 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:41,134 And, sure, you know, we-we've had our confrontations before, 160 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,569 but, uh, this one is different. 161 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:44,637 You know? 162 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:49,575 Plus, the havoc this is gonna wreak on the team, I... 163 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:52,678 Yeah, I d-- I don't, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 164 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,583 APRIL: Coaching in League is mostly about data, 165 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:59,585 it's about finding the right team comps, 166 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:02,488 but in times like this, when tensions are so high, 167 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:03,923 you need a player's coach. 168 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,725 And that's exactly what Kyle is. 169 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,094 It's not hard, you know, it's just about putting, uh, 170 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:11,063 every need that the team has, 171 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,699 uh, in f-- in-in front of, uh, your own. 172 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,868 BGOLBKTOFWTR: You know it's bad when I take notes on this shit. 173 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,470 You know that, right? 174 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,205 I'm glad to see you taking notes, though. 175 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,674 Well, yeah, you did tell me to do it, so might as well, right? 176 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:24,443 Bucket is a passionate player 177 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:27,180 who sometimes needs a bit of a sounding board. 178 00:07:27,246 --> 00:07:29,148 I need a support to come up to the top side to hover me 179 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,817 when I'm about to get DoT, right? 180 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:32,685 Him and I are here for the same reason: we want to win. 181 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,520 So, of course, I respect him as a coach. 182 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:35,888 He's a great coach. 183 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,558 KYLE: Can I get a photo? For-for the Gram? 184 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,199 NIGHTFALL: Braxton job 185 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:48,968 is really impossible, I feel like. 186 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:51,537 You can't just take away, like, Creamcheese AD Carry 187 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:54,207 and, like, expect him to shut up and play. 188 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:55,775 Um, and all this Organizm 189 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:57,810 and Creamcheese situation that's happening, 190 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,912 it's just making it that much harder for him. 191 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,619 You're a pro. 192 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:10,590 I know the one thing I can count on is that you'll be there 193 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,092 tomorrow ready to win. 194 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,094 Hey, Bap! How you doing? 195 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,963 You want anything from inside? 196 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,001 All right. 197 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:25,004 With Bap, it's all about keeping him motivated. 198 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,073 Hey. 199 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:28,941 Ooh, that's nice. 200 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,943 You know, it's very common 201 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,779 for a lot of Korean players to feel like they get drafted 202 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:37,049 into the LCS after their best years are behind them. 203 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:38,751 April and I have been watching some of those K-dramas 204 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,586 you've been recommending, like Playful Kiss? 205 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,922 And Organizm and Creamcheese, 206 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:45,157 to me, are starting to feel like Oh Ha-ni, 207 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:47,126 uh, and, uh, Baek Seung-jo. 208 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,161 So, just got to make sure that-that Bap 209 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,863 doesn't fall into that trap. 210 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,999 You know, I'm just wishing we had a-a, you know, 211 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:55,801 a-a Boo Yong-joo from Romantic Dr. Kim. 212 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:56,969 You know what I mean? 213 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,238 Uh, Braxton is weird sometime, 214 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,742 but I know he's a good guy, so yeah. 215 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:04,977 And I'm starting to think that you are, 216 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,914 uh, this team's, uh, Boo Yong-joo. 217 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:11,884 You-- I remind you of Boo Yong-joo? Th-That guy? 218 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:14,020 KYLE: I think I've built up a lot of-of trust, 219 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:16,022 you know, with the team. 220 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,891 I do think that they think of me, 221 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,893 you know, as a bit of a mentor. 222 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,762 Or, um... 223 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:25,564 Or a coach, actually. Duh, right? 224 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:27,833 But-but Organizm's different. 225 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,735 We don't have that history. I don't know him very well. 226 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:32,271 And, um, it's been... 227 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:33,873 the time that we've spent, it's been under-- 228 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,308 uh, it's been under tricky circumstances, 229 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:39,045 so I got to find a way to get through to him 230 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:42,748 a-and connect, you know? 231 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,784 Hey, do you remember Doritos 3D? 232 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,987 Those things were just crazy. They were nuts. 233 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,855 ORGANIZM: I don't think I was alive. 234 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,158 KYLE: You weren't alive for Doritos 3D? 235 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,994 Cannot believe you missed Doritos 3D. 236 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,129 I mean, look, they weren't amazing. 237 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:58,931 They had potential, 238 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:02,368 but they just didn't quite take enough time 239 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,838 to develop the chip before putting it on the market. 240 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:07,340 Does this sound familiar to you at all? 241 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:10,109 Does this track? 242 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,745 You don't think I'm ready? 243 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,146 KYLE: Everyone has different needs, 244 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,082 different styles, you know? 245 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:19,752 But luckily for them, I'm a chameleon of comfort. 246 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:24,123 You just need a little bit more time in the Doritos factory. 247 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,025 You know what I mean? Like Doritos 3D. 248 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,193 If it were up to me? 249 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:29,895 I'd send you down to Academy. 250 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,098 Not because you're not great right now, 251 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:35,334 but because you could be the best. 252 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:40,806 I don't want the world to miss out on what you could be. 253 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,808 'Cause the world's already been disappointed enough 254 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,710 with Doritos 3D. 255 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,812 Lord knows I am. 256 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:49,248 I think about that stuff on a daily basis. 257 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,851 Yo, this one-- Hey, Cream. 258 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:53,853 -This one's 250. -250? 259 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,721 You can afford that. 260 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,757 All right, okay, what's the car when people-- 261 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,759 when someone buys it and they walk out, 262 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,894 everyone's, like, wh-- like whispering to-- 263 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,362 everyone's like, "That dude fucks"? 264 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:04,930 -Like, "That guy's..." -Like, he's the-- 265 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,432 -like, he's the boss. -"He's the boss." 266 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,334 -"He's the boss man." -Do you have one of those? 267 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,337 [dance music playing] 268 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,931 Virgin! 269 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,067 My I.D. 270 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,169 Love it. Give me five minutes, let you take it for a ride. 271 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:44,170 -Thank you. -Bro, check this one, 272 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:45,371 check this one. 273 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,039 "If Creamcheese goes to FlyQuest, 274 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,775 "everyone loses, especially FlyQuest. 275 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:52,078 At this point, who would even want Creamcheese?" 276 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:55,448 This is so stupid, bro. 277 00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:57,416 If you went to FlyQuest, by the way, you'd l-- you would 278 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,185 literally just, you would, you would make them. 279 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,286 -I can't go to FlyQuest. -You could, I'm telling you. 280 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,054 No, I've been thinking about it. 281 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,256 It just doesn't make sense. It literally doesn't make sense. 282 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,891 It's stupid. It's like... 283 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:10,729 [stammers] It's too s-- It's thinking too small. 284 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,731 Do you know what I mean? Like, I need to do something bigger. 285 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:15,000 I need to win a championship, honestly. 286 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,303 I need to. It's like... [stammers] 287 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:20,039 But yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 288 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,740 What are you-- Are you gonna-- Are you putting something? 289 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:22,908 Yeah, uh... 290 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,444 Okay. 291 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,414 "Who's ready for an Axe Bros reunion?" 292 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,317 -No... [chuckles] -Right? 293 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,786 -Yes. Yes, dude. -Like, TSM! Creamcheese and TSM. 294 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,154 -Are you kidding me? -Yeah. 295 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,756 And with Foresite? It's like, obviously. 296 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,925 That's how it was supposed to be, me and Foresite 297 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,293 winning a championship. 298 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,828 -Axe Bros, bro. -I didn't even think about that. 299 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,830 Uh-- Five years later? It's fucking incredible. 300 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,365 -It's honestly amazing. -I think... Well, 'cause I think 301 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,167 what I-- what I was trying to do, I figured, like, 302 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,370 if you, if you went to FlyQuest, 303 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:55,207 then I could also go to FlyQuest 304 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,376 and I could be your, um, ADC there 305 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,513 at-- in-- at Fly-- uh, with FlyQuest. 306 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,047 I mean, that would be amazing. 307 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,450 Obviously. 308 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,418 It's just... 309 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,187 Like, I don't have that much time left. 310 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,189 You know what I mean? And I need... 311 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,825 to win a championship. 312 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,362 And it's Foresite, right? 313 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,097 -Yeah. -Like, it's fucking Foresite. 314 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,399 Yeah, that's true. 315 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,468 -So... -Yeah, you sh... 316 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,036 I should do it, right? I'm gonna do it. 317 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,906 Well, yeah. Yeah. 318 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,008 -All right. Done. -Sent. 319 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:30,576 -Done. -Posted. 320 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,045 -Boom. -Axe Bros, bitch. 321 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,522 JATT: In 2015, the Axe Brothers bot lane 322 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,292 was the most exciting duo in the game. 323 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,460 Axe Bros are a legendary bot duo. 324 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:49,929 PHREAK: If you didn't know any better, 325 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,197 you'd think the Axe Brothers 326 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,831 were just, like, some jerk-offs, whatever, 327 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,233 but they were actually good. 328 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,468 Everybody's always talking about the Axe Brothers, 329 00:13:56,535 --> 00:14:00,372 but they forget that they weren't the original bot lane. 330 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,241 It was Kyle and Creamcheese. 331 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:05,444 KYLE: Cream and I were actually the O.G. dynamic duo. 332 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,880 Even before we even dreamed 333 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,281 of going pro. 334 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:12,184 And we were good. 335 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,119 APRIL: They had that kind of chemistry 336 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,455 that can only be forged by knowing each other 337 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,324 since middle school. 338 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:21,360 Kyle might not brag about it, but he was a sick AD Carry. 339 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:24,396 Kyle's curse is that he sees the game 340 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,932 more clearly than everyone else. 341 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,935 And back then, he knew what the team needed. 342 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,971 JATT: The ADC is the most 343 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,872 mechanically intensive role in team fights, 344 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,207 and he knew that Foresite would be able to do that. 345 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,575 He'd seen enough of him team-fight, 346 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,244 he'd seen him auto-fill the AD Carry 347 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,212 sometimes in solo queue, and he pushed for it. 348 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,214 So, I went to him, I said... 349 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,882 "I want to switch positions." 350 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,318 He wanted to go top and have me switch to ADC. 351 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,153 KYLE: When Cream found out, 352 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,923 he was like, "Oh, what are you, tripping sack?" 353 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,391 You know, you-- "Top f'ing blows. 354 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,093 You want to go top? Top sucks." 355 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,928 FORESITE: It might surprise people now, 356 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,396 but back then, 357 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,531 playing ADC was the last thing I wanted to do. 358 00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:02,268 APRIL: Then, one night, they're playing late, 359 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,169 it was, like, 3:00 a.m., 360 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,671 and Foresite finally took the bait. 361 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,440 [laughs]: I still remember that game. 362 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,509 That first time that I was working with Cream... 363 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,445 -Go, go, go, go. -...and we got that first blood, 364 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:16,415 -in bot lane... -Oh, my God! 365 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,518 Bro, that was fucking disgusting. 366 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,220 ...yeah, the bot lane just felt like home. 367 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:24,156 When it actually happened, like, it just clicked. 368 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,658 Dude, you're fucking insane. 369 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,359 You knew that was the right call. 370 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,560 And Foresite never looked back. 371 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,696 Axe Bros were born that night. 372 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,031 And I'm telling you, I wouldn't be 373 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,265 sitting here with six LCS titles 374 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,100 with TSM 375 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:38,370 if Braxton had not made that call on that day. 376 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,308 I guess you could say I had foresight for Foresite. 377 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:45,144 I don't think Braxton gets enough credit 378 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:48,213 for what he's done for League of Legends history. 379 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,383 By swapping roles, Braxton effectively created 380 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,986 the best player that North America had ever seen, 381 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,555 and he deserves the credit for it. 382 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,257 We could win both sides of matchups. 383 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,725 You give us any two Champs, 384 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,126 we would absolutely crush. 385 00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,162 We could win every 2v2 matchup 386 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:04,396 without any ganks. 387 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,498 Two for one? That's fucking good. 388 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,634 -Nice. -It was like watching, like, a, 389 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,203 like, a child get into the ring with, like, Floyd Mayweather. 390 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,405 And Floyd Mayweather didn't hold back, 391 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,607 he was just, like, beating the shit out of this kid. 392 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,509 CREAMCHEESE: Oh, my God. 393 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,078 You're a fucking god. 394 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,446 H-How the fuck did you do that? 395 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:21,613 I'm just better, bro. 396 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,982 That was the peak of Team Fugitive. 397 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:27,086 CREAMCHEESE: We were playing every single day, 398 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,587 and one day I noticed 399 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,256 that he's been using my soap and I confront him. 400 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,759 And I say, "Bro, are you using my Axe?" 401 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,394 He's like, "What are you talking about? That's my Axe." 402 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,696 And I was like, "Oh, my God, 403 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:40,632 have we been using the same soap this whole time, dude?" 404 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,569 And he was like, "I swore to God I bought that. 405 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,205 Like, I went to CVS, I bought that Axe." 406 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,741 But that's how it happens. 407 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,075 ♪ ♪ 408 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:51,343 FORESITE: Welcome. 409 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,214 -Axe Bros? -Axe Bros! 410 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,116 The Axe Bros bot lane. 411 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,184 The greatest things come from accidents. 412 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,286 ♪ Axe gonna give it to you, we gonna give it to you ♪ 413 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:04,056 ♪ Axe is gonna give it to you, we gonna give it to you. ♪ 414 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:08,227 Axe Bros are kind of the sweet spot between sexy... 415 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:09,328 You like that? 416 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:10,362 ...and dangerous? 417 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,297 Axe Bros. 418 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,799 FORESITE: We used to always do this thing 419 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,468 where we'd, like, cross our arms and be like "Axe Bros." 420 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,071 -Axe Bros. -BOTH: Axe Bros, bitch. 421 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,339 Axe Bros. 422 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,673 Yeah, I did it way too many times. 423 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,475 PAUL: Legend has it that 424 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,144 when Foresite and Creamcheese were roommates, 425 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,647 they used bottles of Axe body wash for everything. 426 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,149 Three-in-one. 427 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,583 APRIL: They didn't have shampoo, conditioner. 428 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,219 I guess technically it is an all-in-one? 429 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:37,055 -CREAMCHEESE: Four-in-one. -BOTH: Five-in-one. 430 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,791 -FORESITE: Six-in-one. -Axe Bros, bitch! 431 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,192 CREAMCHEESE: For my birthday, 432 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,193 you know what he got me? 433 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,628 Three bottles of Axe. 434 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:45,397 For his birthday? You know what I got him? 435 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,800 [laughs]: Ten bottles of Axe. 436 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,735 Hence, the Axe Bros. 437 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,703 -The Axe Bros. -The Axe Brothers. 438 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,573 Man, the Axe Brothers, they were, uh, they were the best. 439 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,349 ♪ ♪ 440 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,452 AZAEL: I mean, come on, who doesn't want the Axe Brothers 441 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,086 to get back together? 442 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,755 You could even argue it's good for TSM. 443 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,291 Creamcheese is slightly better than XFizz right now. 444 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,460 -FRUGGER: Boom. -Axe Bros, bitch. 445 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,462 There are few things that can wake up 446 00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,297 League Twitter the way that tweet did. 447 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,332 GBAY99: The reaction was somewhat divided, 448 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,836 but I would say the majority of TSM fans were in favor 449 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,637 of trading for Creamcheese. 450 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,573 TRAVIS: I mean, look, on some levels, it makes sense. 451 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:31,143 Foresite is now a part-owner in TSM, and so, 452 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,612 if he wants Cream, he has the power to get it done. 453 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,681 There was, like, a two-hour period where League Twitter 454 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,483 was just going nuts, 455 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,251 acting like it was a done deal. 456 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,186 "Axe Bros are back." "Axe Bros are back." 457 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:42,855 And I was-- I believed it. 458 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:45,491 I thought they were coming back. 459 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,493 Until they weren't. 460 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,394 So Foresite responds 461 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,830 to Creamcheese's tweet with one word. 462 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,333 "Pass." 463 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,334 CHRIS: I thought it was a joke. 464 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,735 I thought he was joking. 465 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,470 I was like, "These guys are best friends." 466 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,906 That's a funny joke. "Pass. Just kidding." 467 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,776 But he wasn't kidding. And that was cold. 468 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,445 It's embarrassing, that-that Cream 469 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,280 is fawning all over Foresite. 470 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,616 The-the fact that-- t-the delusion 471 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,751 that he wants anything to do with you. 472 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,586 He's not interested. 473 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,388 It's embarrassing. Go home. 474 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,457 [chuckles] Y-Yeah-- In retrospect, 475 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,459 it was probably a little harsh. 476 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:24,263 But I wanted to make it really short and concise. 477 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,532 Uh, just to show loyalty 478 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,400 to my current team, my current roster, 479 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,837 which I think is one of the best rosters we've had in years. 480 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,839 Would TSM have traded for me? They would've-- 481 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,741 Of course they would've traded for me. 482 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,609 Of course. But they're not gonna b-- 483 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,279 They're just, it doesn't, it... I'm too expensive. 484 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,781 I am a top-shelf player. 485 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,916 -Here's your keys. -Thank you. 486 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:45,551 You're gonna feel so much better. 487 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:46,685 I want to welcome you to the Porsche family. 488 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,321 I bought a Porsche. Yeah-- So... 489 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,392 Doesn't bother me. 490 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,826 [phone ringing] 491 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,762 So, do we think this is a tomato or an apple? 492 00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,331 -I think that's a bell pepper. -CREAMCHEESE: Hey. 493 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,715 Um, okay, yeah. 494 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,250 Yeah, I'm actually-- I'll-- I'm actually 495 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,418 swinging in to Taco Bell right now, 496 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:20,819 so don't worry about the food. 497 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,454 Or... 498 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,523 Um, but I'll come over afterwards. 499 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,663 Wow. 500 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,666 -Do you like it? -It-it really is cool. 501 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,837 It goes, like, um, zero to 60 in a second or something. 502 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,807 Yeah, well, don't give Kyle any ideas. 503 00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,442 Kyle couldn't pull this off. 504 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,410 It really is pretty. 505 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:46,812 You happy? 506 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,347 Yeah, I love it. 507 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,681 Where is Kyle, also? 508 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,917 -Is he... -He's putting Irelia to bed. 509 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,620 When do they start, like, putting themselves to bed? 510 00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:56,455 Is-- They still-- She still has to do that? 511 00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:58,824 It-it takes a while. It takes more than a couple years. 512 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,826 This place is so nice. You guys... 513 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:02,861 -Yeah? Thank you. -You guys are like full adults. 514 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,029 [April chuckles] 515 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,731 It smells good, too. 516 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,699 Amazing what you can do when four dudes 517 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,501 take their collective farts elsewhere. 518 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,303 I kind of miss the old smell. 519 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,639 Yeah. Me, too. 520 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,374 Uh, you want something to drink? 521 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,776 Yeah, I'll just have a Car Bomb. 522 00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,544 APRIL: So, Cream's showing me 523 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,446 this gorgeous new Porsche that he just got 524 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,982 to show the world how well he's doing, 525 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,585 but, you know, all it did was make me realize 526 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:30,522 that he's just as tortured as the rest of us. 527 00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,760 Ugh, today was fucked, dude. 528 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,762 You probably had an awful day, too. 529 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:39,898 Yeah-- Well, except for, I bought the Porsche. 530 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,600 There is good news, though. 531 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:42,934 Part of the reason it was so busy today, 532 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,736 like, every team wants the Cream. 533 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,605 FlyQuest is thirsty. 534 00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,874 That's what I've heard. 535 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,343 I mea-- I'll be real with you, though, like... 536 00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:54,413 it would mean a rebuild for Fugitive. 537 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,547 -Mm-hmm. -And you know, like, 538 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,349 Kyle would never say this, 539 00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:00,886 but we both know that he would never survive a rebuild. 540 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:04,089 Not as long as Nathan's in the picture. 541 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,826 I know that what Kyle wants for you more than anything 542 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,495 is to win a championship. 543 00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:12,864 If you think that there's a chance of winning it 544 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:15,000 with Fugitive, isn't that what you actually want? 545 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,969 Yeah, n-- obviously, that's what I want. 546 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:21,106 Like, I-I love Fugitive. That's my team. 547 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,974 All right, all right, all right. 548 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,477 -CREAMCHEESE: It's not that... -I don't want to talk shop. 549 00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:27,713 I just want to give the guy that got a Porsche a hug. 550 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,016 It has a whole panel where you can kind of, like, 551 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,418 direct where the A.C. goes, so if you want it 552 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:34,920 -blowing just... -What do you mean? 553 00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:36,488 Imagine you want A.C. just blowing on your ears. 554 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,356 Do you want to just go and show him now? 555 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:40,425 -I know that's what you want. -Do you want to look at it? 556 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:41,827 -You have it? -What do you want to drink? 557 00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:43,495 -Yeah. Don't touch it. -Where's your Prius? 558 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,030 -Can I just have a Heineken? -Did you trade it? 559 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,765 -Did you trade it in? -I fucking burned the Prius. 560 00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,635 ORGANIZM: Can I ask you something? 561 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,504 EMMA: Yeah. What's up? 562 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,506 ORGANIZM: Do you think I should go to Academy? 563 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:57,409 Well-- What? 564 00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,644 Braxton thinks I should go to Academy. 565 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:03,815 He said it's gonna make me a better communicator. 566 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,084 When did he say that? 567 00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:08,386 On the way here. 568 00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:10,956 How do you feel about that? 569 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:13,692 I don't want to go to Academy, but... 570 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:16,795 I want to do what's gonna make me the best. 571 00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,566 CREAMCHEESE: It's so crazy to look at this and how-- 572 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,869 I-I had no idea I was gonna own a Porsche. 573 00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,804 KYLE: I could get a Porsche. You know that. 574 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,172 -APRIL: No, you could not. -You could not get a Porsche. 575 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,740 I'm not going to get a Porsche. 576 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:30,475 -You couldn't... -APRIL: No, you're not. 577 00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:31,977 Eh, I wanted to show you something here. Let's see. 578 00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:33,612 You guys want to watch something? 579 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:35,547 I completely forgot you did this DVD thing. 580 00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:38,450 -It's weird. It's creepy. -Yeah, I make DVDs. It's fine. 581 00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:41,086 I just like the tradition of... you know... 582 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,954 -Tradition from the '90s... -...doing that. 583 00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:45,957 -...which ended in the 2000s. -[April laughs] 584 00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:49,060 KYLE: Oh, like, for-- Look. The Dignitas 2017? 585 00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:51,596 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, here, look. 586 00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,999 Here's your, uh, Baron steal against Echo Flux. 587 00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:55,967 -You have my Baron steal? -[shushes] 588 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,936 -I'm sick in this. -Sleeping. 589 00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:01,006 I've watched this, like, a thousand times on YouTube. 590 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:03,642 But I bet it looks great on DVD. 591 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,644 Here's one you haven't seen on YouTube. 592 00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:11,216 -Your wedding video? -Mm-hmm. 593 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,518 -I'm smurfing in this one. -[laughs] 594 00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,187 I really am. My speech was so fucking good. 595 00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:16,822 Can we watch this? 596 00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:18,924 Yeah, let's watch you smurf our wedding. 597 00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,692 [April laughs] 598 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:21,993 -CREAMCHEESE: I'm just saying. -You killed everybody 599 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:24,062 at our wedding, yeah, it was brutal. 600 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,098 -Those were the days. -[sighs] 601 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:30,902 I'm Creamcheese. I think a lot of you know me as Creamcheese. 602 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:33,171 But before I was Creamcheese, I was NutMilk. 603 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:37,642 And before I was NutMilk, I was Trevor. 604 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:40,579 And while I was Trevor, I was Kyle's friend. 605 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,647 The only other marriage I really know about 606 00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:45,483 is the one between Lucian and Senna. 607 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:49,187 And although neither of you wields a relic stone cannon, 608 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:52,123 I think it's a pretty good comparison 609 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,025 -to a healthy relationship. -[soft laughter] 610 00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:56,895 [laughs] 611 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:58,597 Braxton and April... 612 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:01,733 and to a lesser extent, their daughter, 613 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,670 are-are really close friends of mine. 614 00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:08,673 A-And... I love them, you know? 615 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:12,210 They're my family, to be honest. 616 00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:14,946 When Senna's soul was released, 617 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:18,783 and she aimed her gun right at Lucian, he didn't flinch. 618 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:21,253 'Cause somehow he knew that she was really shooting 619 00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:23,722 the monster behind him. 620 00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:25,290 He trusted her. 621 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,893 Marriage is-isn't about one person carrying... 622 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,796 ...or the other person carrying. 623 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,633 [crying]: It's about you guys carrying each other. 624 00:25:36,601 --> 00:25:38,703 And when you can't carry each other... 625 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,841 ...I'm gonna be there to carry both of you. 626 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,879 I-I'm really-- I love you guys so much. 627 00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:49,714 Thank you. 628 00:25:49,781 --> 00:25:51,816 [applause] 629 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,821 NATHAN: What are you guys doing? 630 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:59,958 Braxton wants Organizm to go to Academy. 631 00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:01,927 -What? -Yeah. 632 00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:03,662 NATHAN [laughs]: No, dude. 633 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,729 EMMA: He just thinks that Organizm 634 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:05,864 needs to communicate more. 635 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,599 NATHAN: Communication? 636 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:10,969 They need to learn how to communicate with you. 637 00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:13,071 No-Nobody's gonna tell you what to do. 638 00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:15,106 I'm the owner. You know? 639 00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:17,242 So if there's an issue, you just tell me, 640 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,678 and I say, "Okay, nah-- we're not doing that. 641 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,746 [scoffs] "Okay, Kyle Braxton? 642 00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:23,248 "What? Kyle... [blows raspberry] 643 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:26,017 Get outside," you know? I don't care. 644 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:29,321 You know, that speech meant everything to me. 645 00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:32,090 You've always been there for me. For us. 646 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:36,227 And I don't care what Resnick says or what BS he throws us, 647 00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:39,597 we'll always be there for you, no matter what. 648 00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:40,932 NATHAN: I believe in you. 649 00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:42,367 Everybody believes in you. 650 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,102 Forget about Cream for a second. 651 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:46,237 If he wants to walk, that's-that's fine. 652 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:47,973 He knows where the door is. 653 00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:49,941 You're the future of this whole team, dude. 654 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:51,910 I'm putting everything in you, and I'm not saying that 655 00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:53,244 to put pressure on you, I'm saying that 656 00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:55,814 because I need you to believe it. 657 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,883 -I do love you guys. -You love us. 658 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,686 Come on. You love us so much. 659 00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:04,389 Uh-oh. Uh-oh, big, tough-- big, tough Cream 660 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,358 -gonna get a cuddle... -[muffled grunt] 661 00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:07,726 Aww. 662 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,160 [April laughs] 663 00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,700 NATHAN: So, squash all the noise 664 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,035 that's surrounding you, okay? 665 00:27:17,102 --> 00:27:21,706 Do your thing your way. 666 00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:25,110 And I'll deal with the rest. Okay? 667 00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:27,979 This is your team. 668 00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:30,415 It's your team. 669 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,183 ♪ ♪ 670 00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:34,986 CREAMCHEESE: A lot of people are gonna say 671 00:27:35,053 --> 00:27:37,088 that demanding a trade, 672 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:41,092 leaving this morning, changing my mind, coming back tonight, 673 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,894 is a weak move. 674 00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:46,398 But I don't care. 675 00:27:46,464 --> 00:27:49,134 I actually think... I actually think 676 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,803 that's the strongest move a person can make. 677 00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,239 [whoops] Fuck yeah. 678 00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:56,074 A lot of players 679 00:27:56,141 --> 00:28:01,780 would be afraid of how embarrassing that might look. 680 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:02,981 -Welcome back. -CREAMCHEESE: Thanks, guys. 681 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:05,316 -To Creamcheese. -Cheers. 682 00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:09,754 But me? I'm not afraid of anything. 50669

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