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PAUL:And still no word from him?
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Text, call, anything?
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-From Creamcheese?
-No, no, I have not heard
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from Cream yet, Paul, but
I promise you, the second I do,
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I will tell you both.
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-It will not be a secret.
-Okay.
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So, this morning Creamcheese
packed up all of his stuff
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and he left
the Fugitive Mansion.
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Which he has threatened
to do before,
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but he's never actually done it.
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Yep.
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CREAMCHEESE: Oh, my God,I feel so fucking free!
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Can't believe I left, man.
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FRUGGER:This might be the first time
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anybody's ever done something
like this before.
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I don't know.
I've never heard of it.
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I certainly have never
missed a game.
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Think about it, bro,
if you're not there,
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they have to start Cronklyn.
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I'm fine about it, honestly.
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Dude, I've been scrimming
with him in Academy...
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-And he sucks.
-Dude, he's-- he doesn't suck.
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He doesn't suck.
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He's literally
the worst player of all time.
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Even Cronklyn knows
Cronklyn sucks.
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Cronklyn probably
hates himself, dude.
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KYLE:
Now, Cronklyn,
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I know you haven't been
scrimming with the guys,
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but that's okay.
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'Cause you're ready, all right?
We all know this.
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We all think this. We're excited
to have you on the team today.
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You ready?
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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There you go. That's my guy.
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Okay, all right.
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We're gonna have a great game.
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So, yeah,I'm just trying to, uh,
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figure out how to beat
Evil Geniuses today
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without Creamcheese.
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[chuckles]
Um...
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Honestly, I don't even know
where Creamcheese is right now.
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["Flash Funk" playing]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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ANNOUNCER: Fugitive is gonnatake the Nexus!
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It's all over.
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We'll probably win
seven championships.
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MAN:A two-year, $3 million contract?
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WOMAN:He's gonna be the youngest
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pro player in North America.
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MAN 3:Creamcheese is a choke artist.
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CREAMCHEESE: This would'vebeen the perfect setup
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to wombo combo.
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MAN 3:Is it time for Fugitive
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to move on from Creamcheese?
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MAN 4: Somethingis brutally wrong in this team.
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MAN 5: This season will makeor break the Fugitive franchise.
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[birds chirping]
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KYLE: Right, that's-that'swhat I just said, Nathan.
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We don't know where Creamcheeseis. We're trying to locate him.
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He hasn't shown up there
or-or tried to contact you?
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No one's happy
about this, Nathan.
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Creamcheese's actions
can be a bit rash,
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uh, and immature at times.
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He's called me, uh, Pubes
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more times than I can count,
but that's all well and good.
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What-what isn't acceptable is-is
being a no-show on game day.
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Know that we are working
to resolve it,
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but it's-it's, uh,
it's gonna be tough.
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Unless you take out Organizmand put Frugger back in,
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I mean, that's how you getCreamcheese back.
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Nathan, we do have
a support, uh,
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in Academy that--his name is Cronklyn.
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APRIL: Listen, h-he's neverscrimmed with the team,
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he hasn't scrimmedwith Organizm certainly.
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And I can't believe
what we're seeing right now,
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It is a Fugitive first here
today in the LCS.
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They'll be taking to the stage
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without their star support
Creamcheese.
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Follow our lead, uh,
remember your fundamentals
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and you got it, okay?
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In his place
is gonna be Cronklyn,
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an Academy player moving up.I mean,
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this is the beautiful thingabout League of Legends,
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Pastry, you don't know
when you're gonna be called up
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and get your shot
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to really provethat you've got what it takes.
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-Check, check. Can you hear me?
-Loud and clear.
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BAP:
Cronklyn, you got this, yeah?
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Yeah, I do. Yeah.
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PASTRYTIME: And Organizm firesoff the Enchanted Crystal Arrow,
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and he's gonna catch Sparx
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as Nightfall zooms on infor the gank.
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That is gonna bethe Double Kill.
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This rookie ADCis carrying Fugitive
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with a supportwho is basically M.I.A.
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BGOLBKTOFWTR:
Can I get Lantern?
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-Yeah.
-Please, Lantern.
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Fuck. I missed.
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[audience gasping]
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I'm sorry.
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I guess that it was
a really difficult situation
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for Cronklyn.
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Wait, there's four.
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Wait, wait, where's my support?
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Okay, okay, I can't fight.
I'm weak right now.
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You said that two minutes ago.
When are you gonna be strong?
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-Okay, I'm sorry, bro.
-Just focus, just focus.
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I'm dead.
They're coming down. Careful.
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PASTRYTIME:And there's the Evil Geniuses!
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They're swarming their Nexus.
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They're gonna take this oneas down goes Fugitive.
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[cheering, applause]
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CRUMBZ:A disappointing
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but unsurprising lossfor Fugitive.
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Despite all odds, Organizmtried to put on the biggest
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carry performance of his career.
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Kept them in this game
but just wasn't enough
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to go over the finish line.
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PASTRYTIME: Yeah, Nightfall'salso kind of staying consistent
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as always, but like you said,just wasn't enough here.
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I don't know what I did
in my past life,
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but I did not deserve that shit.
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-What the fuck?
-CRUMBZ: What can you do?
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From the jungle position,
when the whole team
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is built around support
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and your star supportCreamcheese is absent,
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and you're now playingaround Cronklyn,
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who didn't have the debuthe would have liked to,
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it's just not gonna look pretty.
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BGOLBKTOFWTR:
What's next?
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-Uh, I don't...
-It's not that, right?
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Cronklyn?
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I'm not playing
with that again.
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KYLE: So, where are we atin your estimation?
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I think it's FlyQuest, honestly.
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Well, I think they're in need
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of a veteran
shot-calling support,
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and there's
a handful of teams
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at the bottom of the standings
who would kill for Cream,
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but they're the ones
who really have the assets.
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I-I think they'd pay for it.
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If we're gonna do
a full rebuild,
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I mean, I do like some
of the guys in their Academy.
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I do, too.
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I agree.
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All right, uh,
before we fully blow it up,
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um, give me one more chance
to talk to Creamcheese.
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I-I think I can get him back.
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I'll be, I'll be real,
uh, it's... it's hard.
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Cream's my best friend.
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He was best man at my wedding.
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We started Fugitive together,you know? He...
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he's like a brother to me.
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So it hurts.
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And, sure, you know, we-we've
had our confrontations before,
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but, uh, this one is different.
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You know?
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Plus, the havoc this
is gonna wreak on the team, I...
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Yeah, I d-- I don't,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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APRIL: Coaching in League
is mostly about data,
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it's about finding
the right team comps,
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but in times like this,
when tensions are so high,
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you need a player's coach.
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And that's exactly what Kyle is.
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It's not hard, you know,
it's just about putting, uh,
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every need that the team has,
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uh, in f-- in-in front
of, uh, your own.
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BGOLBKTOFWTR: You know it's bad
when I take notes on this shit.
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You know that, right?
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I'm glad to see you
taking notes, though.
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Well, yeah, you did tell me to
do it, so might as well, right?
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Bucket is a passionate player
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who sometimes needs
a bit of a sounding board.
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I need a support to come up
to the top side to hover me
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when I'm about
to get DoT, right?
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Him and I are here for
the same reason: we want to win.
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So, of course,
I respect him as a coach.
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He's a great coach.
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KYLE: Can I get a photo?
For-for the Gram?
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NIGHTFALL:Braxton job
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is really impossible,
I feel like.
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You can't just take away,
like, Creamcheese AD Carry
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and, like, expect him
to shut up and play.
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Um, and all this Organizm
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and Creamcheese situation
that's happening,
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it's just making it
that much harder for him.
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You're a pro.
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I know the one thing I can
count on is that you'll be there
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tomorrow ready to win.
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Hey, Bap! How you doing?
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You want anything from inside?
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All right.
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With Bap, it's all about
keeping him motivated.
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Hey.
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Ooh, that's nice.
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You know, it's very common
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for a lot of Korean playersto feel like they get drafted
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into the LCS after theirbest years are behind them.
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April and I have been watching
some of those K-dramas
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you've been recommending,
like Playful Kiss?
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And Organizm and Creamcheese,
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to me, are starting
to feel like Oh Ha-ni,
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uh, and, uh, Baek Seung-jo.
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So, just got to make sure
that-that Bap
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doesn't fall into that trap.
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You know, I'm just wishing
we had a-a, you know,
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a-a Boo Yong-joo
from Romantic Dr. Kim.
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You know what I mean?
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Uh, Braxton is weird sometime,
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but I know he's a good guy,
so yeah.
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And I'm starting
to think that you are,
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uh, this team's,
uh, Boo Yong-joo.
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You-- I remind you
of Boo Yong-joo? Th-That guy?
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KYLE: I think I've built upa lot of-of trust,
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you know, with the team.
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I do think
that they think of me,
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you know, as a bit of a mentor.
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Or, um...
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Or a coach, actually.
Duh, right?
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But-but Organizm's different.
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We don't have that history.I don't know him very well.
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And, um, it's been...
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the time that we've spent,
it's been under--
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uh, it's been under
tricky circumstances,
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so I got to find a way
to get through to him
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a-and connect, you know?
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Hey, do you remember Doritos 3D?
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Those things were just crazy.
They were nuts.
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ORGANIZM:
I don't think I was alive.
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KYLE: You weren't alive
for Doritos 3D?
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Cannot believe
you missed Doritos 3D.
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I mean, look,
they weren't amazing.
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They had potential,
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but they just didn't
quite take enough time
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to develop the chip
before putting it on the market.
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Does this sound familiar
to you at all?
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Does this track?
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You don't think I'm ready?
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KYLE:Everyone has different needs,
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different styles, you know?
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But luckily for them,
I'm a chameleon of comfort.
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You just need a little bit more
time in the Doritos factory.
247
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You know what I mean?
Like Doritos 3D.
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If it were up to me?
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I'd send you down to Academy.
250
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Not because you're not great
right now,
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but because you could be
the best.
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I don't want the world to miss
out on what you could be.
253
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'Cause the world's already
been disappointed enough
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with Doritos 3D.
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Lord knows I am.
256
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I think about that stuff
on a daily basis.
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Yo, this one-- Hey, Cream.
258
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-This one's 250.
-250?
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You can afford that.
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All right, okay,
what's the car when people--
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when someone buys it
and they walk out,
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everyone's, like, wh--
like whispering to--
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everyone's like,
"That dude fucks"?
264
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-Like, "That guy's..."
-Like, he's the--
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-like, he's the boss.
-"He's the boss."
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-"He's the boss man."
-Do you have one of those?
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[dance music playing]
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Virgin!
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My I.D.
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Love it. Give me five minutes,
let you take it for a ride.
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-Thank you.
-Bro, check this one,
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check this one.
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"If Creamcheese
goes to FlyQuest,
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"everyone loses,
especially FlyQuest.
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At this point, who would even
want Creamcheese?"
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This is so stupid, bro.
277
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If you went to FlyQuest,
by the way, you'd l-- you would
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literally just, you would,
you would make them.
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-I can't go to FlyQuest.
-You could, I'm telling you.
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No, I've been thinking about it.
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It just doesn't make sense.
It literally doesn't make sense.
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It's stupid. It's like...
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[stammers] It's too s--
It's thinking too small.
284
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Do you know what I mean? Like,
I need to do something bigger.
285
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I need to win a championship,
honestly.
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I need to.
It's like... [stammers]
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But yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What are you-- Are you gonna--
Are you putting something?
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Yeah, uh...
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Okay.
291
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,414
"Who's ready
for an Axe Bros reunion?"
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-No... [chuckles]
-Right?
293
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-Yes. Yes, dude.
-Like, TSM! Creamcheese and TSM.
294
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,154
-Are you kidding me?
-Yeah.
295
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And with Foresite?
It's like, obviously.
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That's how it was supposed
to be, me and Foresite
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winning a championship.
298
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-Axe Bros, bro.
-I didn't even think about that.
299
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Uh-- Five years later?
It's fucking incredible.
300
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-It's honestly amazing.
-I think... Well, 'cause I think
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what I-- what I was trying
to do, I figured, like,
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if you, if you went to FlyQuest,
303
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then I could also go to FlyQuest
304
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and I could be
your, um, ADC there
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at-- in-- at Fly--
uh, with FlyQuest.
306
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I mean, that would be amazing.
307
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Obviously.
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It's just...
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Like, I don't have
that much time left.
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You know what I mean?
And I need...
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to win a championship.
312
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And it's Foresite, right?
313
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,097
-Yeah.
-Like, it's fucking Foresite.
314
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,399
Yeah, that's true.
315
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-So...
-Yeah, you sh...
316
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I should do it, right?
I'm gonna do it.
317
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,906
Well, yeah. Yeah.
318
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-All right. Done.
-Sent.
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-Done.
-Posted.
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-Boom.
-Axe Bros, bitch.
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JATT: In 2015,the Axe Brothers bot lane
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was the most exciting duo
in the game.
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Axe Bros are a legendary
bot duo.
324
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PHREAK:If you didn't know any better,
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you'd think the Axe Brothers
326
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were just, like,
some jerk-offs, whatever,
327
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,233
but they were actually good.
328
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,468
Everybody's always talking about
the Axe Brothers,
329
00:13:56,535 --> 00:14:00,372
but they forget that they
weren't the original bot lane.
330
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,241
It was Kyle and Creamcheese.
331
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KYLE: Cream and I were actuallythe O.G. dynamic duo.
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Even before we even dreamed
333
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,281
of going pro.
334
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:12,184
And we were good.
335
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APRIL:They had that kind of chemistry
336
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,455
that can only be forged
by knowing each other
337
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,324
since middle school.
338
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:21,360
Kyle might not brag about it,
but he was a sick AD Carry.
339
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:24,396
Kyle's curse is that
he sees the game
340
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,932
more clearly than everyone else.
341
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,935
And back then,he knew what the team needed.
342
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,971
JATT:The ADC is the most
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00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,872
mechanically intensive rolein team fights,
344
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,207
and he knew that Foresitewould be able to do that.
345
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,575
He'd seen enough of him
team-fight,
346
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,244
he'd seen him
auto-fill the AD Carry
347
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,212
sometimes in solo queue,
and he pushed for it.
348
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,214
So, I went to him, I said...
349
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,882
"I want to switch positions."
350
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,318
He wanted to go top
and have me switch to ADC.
351
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,153
KYLE:When Cream found out,
352
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he was like, "Oh,what are you, tripping sack?"
353
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,391
You know, you--
"Top f'ing blows.
354
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,093
You want to go top? Top sucks."
355
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,928
FORESITE:It might surprise people now,
356
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,396
but back then,
357
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,531
playing ADC was the last thing
I wanted to do.
358
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:02,268
APRIL: Then, one night,they're playing late,
359
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,169
it was, like, 3:00 a.m.,
360
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,671
and Foresite
finally took the bait.
361
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,440
[laughs]:I still remember that game.
362
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,509
That first time that I was
working with Cream...
363
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,445
-Go, go, go, go.
-...and we got that first blood,
364
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:16,415
-in bot lane...
-Oh, my God!
365
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,518
Bro, that was
fucking disgusting.
366
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,220
...yeah, the bot lane
just felt like home.
367
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:24,156
When it actually happened,
like, it just clicked.
368
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,658
Dude, you're fucking insane.
369
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,359
You knew that was
the right call.
370
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,560
And Foresite never looked back.
371
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,696
Axe Bros were born that night.
372
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,031
And I'm telling you,
I wouldn't be
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00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,265
sitting here with six LCS titles
374
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,100
with TSM
375
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:38,370
if Braxton had not madethat call on that day.
376
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,308
I guess you could say
I had foresight for Foresite.
377
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:45,144
I don't think Braxton
gets enough credit
378
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:48,213
for what he's done
for League of Legends history.
379
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,383
By swapping roles,Braxton effectively created
380
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,986
the best player thatNorth America had ever seen,
381
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,555
and he deservesthe credit for it.
382
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,257
We could win both sides
of matchups.
383
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,725
You give us any two Champs,
384
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,126
we would absolutely crush.
385
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,162
We could win every 2v2 matchup
386
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:04,396
without any ganks.
387
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,498
Two for one?
That's fucking good.
388
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,634
-Nice.
-It was like watching, like, a,
389
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,203
like, a child get into the ring
with, like, Floyd Mayweather.
390
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,405
And Floyd Mayweatherdidn't hold back,
391
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,607
he was just, like, beatingthe shit out of this kid.
392
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,509
CREAMCHEESE:
Oh, my God.
393
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,078
You're a fucking god.
394
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,446
H-How the fuck did you do that?
395
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:21,613
I'm just better, bro.
396
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,982
That was the peak
of Team Fugitive.
397
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:27,086
CREAMCHEESE: We were playingevery single day,
398
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,587
and one day I noticed
399
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,256
that he's been using my soap
and I confront him.
400
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,759
And I say,"Bro, are you using my Axe?"
401
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,394
He's like, "What are you
talking about? That's my Axe."
402
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,696
And I was like, "Oh, my God,
403
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:40,632
have we been using the same soap
this whole time, dude?"
404
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,569
And he was like,"I swore to God I bought that.
405
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,205
Like, I went to CVS,
I bought that Axe."
406
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,741
But that's how it happens.
407
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,075
♪ ♪
408
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:51,343
FORESITE:
Welcome.
409
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,214
-Axe Bros?
-Axe Bros!
410
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,116
The Axe Bros bot lane.
411
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,184
The greatest things come
from accidents.
412
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,286
♪ Axe gonna give it to you,we gonna give it to you ♪
413
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:04,056
♪ Axe is gonna give it to you,we gonna give it to you. ♪
414
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:08,227
Axe Bros are kind of
the sweet spot between sexy...
415
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:09,328
You like that?
416
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:10,362
...and dangerous?
417
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,297
Axe Bros.
418
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,799
FORESITE:We used to always do this thing
419
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,468
where we'd, like, cross our arms
and be like "Axe Bros."
420
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,071
-Axe Bros.
-BOTH: Axe Bros, bitch.
421
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,339
Axe Bros.
422
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,673
Yeah, I did it
way too many times.
423
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,475
PAUL:Legend has it that
424
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,144
when Foresite and Creamcheesewere roommates,
425
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,647
they used bottles of Axe
body wash for everything.
426
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,149
Three-in-one.
427
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,583
APRIL: They didn't have shampoo,conditioner.
428
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,219
I guess technically
it is an all-in-one?
429
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:37,055
-CREAMCHEESE: Four-in-one.
-BOTH: Five-in-one.
430
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,791
-FORESITE: Six-in-one.
-Axe Bros, bitch!
431
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,192
CREAMCHEESE:For my birthday,
432
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,193
you know what he got me?
433
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,628
Three bottles of Axe.
434
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:45,397
For his birthday?
You know what I got him?
435
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,800
[laughs]:
Ten bottles of Axe.
436
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,735
Hence, the Axe Bros.
437
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,703
-The Axe Bros.
-The Axe Brothers.
438
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,573
Man, the Axe Brothers, they
were, uh, they were the best.
439
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,349
♪ ♪
440
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,452
AZAEL: I mean, come on, whodoesn't want the Axe Brothers
441
00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,086
to get back together?
442
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,755
You could even argue
it's good for TSM.
443
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,291
Creamcheese is slightly better
than XFizz right now.
444
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,460
-FRUGGER: Boom.
-Axe Bros, bitch.
445
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,462
There are few things
that can wake up
446
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,297
League Twitter
the way that tweet did.
447
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,332
GBAY99: The reactionwas somewhat divided,
448
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,836
but I would say the majority
of TSM fans were in favor
449
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,637
of trading for Creamcheese.
450
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,573
TRAVIS: I mean, look,on some levels, it makes sense.
451
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:31,143
Foresite is now
a part-owner in TSM, and so,
452
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,612
if he wants Cream,
he has the power to get it done.
453
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,681
There was, like, a two-hour
period where League Twitter
454
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,483
was just going nuts,
455
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,251
acting like it was a done deal.
456
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,186
"Axe Bros are back.""Axe Bros are back."
457
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:42,855
And I was-- I believed it.
458
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:45,491
I thought they were coming back.
459
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,493
Until they weren't.
460
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,394
So Foresite responds
461
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,830
to Creamcheese's tweet
with one word.
462
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,333
"Pass."
463
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,334
CHRIS:I thought it was a joke.
464
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,735
I thought he was joking.
465
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,470
I was like,
"These guys are best friends."
466
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,906
That's a funny joke."Pass. Just kidding."
467
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,776
But he wasn't kidding.
And that was cold.
468
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,445
It's embarrassing,
that-that Cream
469
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,280
is fawning all over Foresite.
470
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,616
The-the fact that--
t-the delusion
471
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,751
that he wants anything
to do with you.
472
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,586
He's not interested.
473
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,388
It's embarrassing. Go home.
474
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,457
[chuckles]
Y-Yeah-- In retrospect,
475
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,459
it was probably a little harsh.
476
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:24,263
But I wanted to make itreally short and concise.
477
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,532
Uh, just to show loyalty
478
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,400
to my current team,
my current roster,
479
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,837
which I think is one of the bestrosters we've had in years.
480
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,839
Would TSM have traded for me?
They would've--
481
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,741
Of course they
would've traded for me.
482
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,609
Of course.
But they're not gonna b--
483
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,279
They're just, it doesn't, it...
I'm too expensive.
484
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,781
I am a top-shelf player.
485
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,916
-Here's your keys.
-Thank you.
486
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:45,551
You're gonna feel
so much better.
487
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:46,685
I want to welcome you
to the Porsche family.
488
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,321
I bought a Porsche. Yeah-- So...
489
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,392
Doesn't bother me.
490
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,826
[phone ringing]
491
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,762
So, do we think this
is a tomato or an apple?
492
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,331
-I think that's a bell pepper.
-CREAMCHEESE: Hey.
493
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,715
Um, okay, yeah.
494
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,250
Yeah, I'm actually--
I'll-- I'm actually
495
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,418
swinging in
to Taco Bell right now,
496
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:20,819
so don't worry about the food.
497
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,454
Or...
498
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,523
Um, but I'll come over
afterwards.
499
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,663
Wow.
500
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,666
-Do you like it?
-It-it really is cool.
501
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,837
It goes, like, um, zero to 60
in a second or something.
502
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,807
Yeah, well,
don't give Kyle any ideas.
503
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,442
Kyle couldn't pull this off.
504
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,410
It really is pretty.
505
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:46,812
You happy?
506
00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,347
Yeah, I love it.
507
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,681
Where is Kyle, also?
508
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,917
-Is he...
-He's putting Irelia to bed.
509
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,620
When do they start, like,
putting themselves to bed?
510
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:56,455
Is-- They still--
She still has to do that?
511
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:58,824
It-it takes a while. It takes
more than a couple years.
512
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,826
This place is so nice.
You guys...
513
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:02,861
-Yeah? Thank you.
-You guys are like full adults.
514
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,029
[April chuckles]
515
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,731
It smells good, too.
516
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,699
Amazing what you can do
when four dudes
517
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,501
take their collective farts
elsewhere.
518
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,303
I kind of miss the old smell.
519
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,639
Yeah. Me, too.
520
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,374
Uh, you want something to drink?
521
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,776
Yeah, I'll just have a Car Bomb.
522
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,544
APRIL:So, Cream's showing me
523
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,446
this gorgeous new Porsche
that he just got
524
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,982
to show the world
how well he's doing,
525
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,585
but, you know, all it didwas make me realize
526
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:30,522
that he's just as torturedas the rest of us.
527
00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,760
Ugh, today was fucked, dude.
528
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,762
You probably had
an awful day, too.
529
00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:39,898
Yeah-- Well, except for,
I bought the Porsche.
530
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,600
There is good news, though.
531
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:42,934
Part of the reason
it was so busy today,
532
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,736
like, every team
wants the Cream.
533
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,605
FlyQuest is thirsty.
534
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,874
That's what I've heard.
535
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,343
I mea-- I'll be real
with you, though, like...
536
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:54,413
it would mean
a rebuild for Fugitive.
537
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,547
-Mm-hmm.
-And you know, like,
538
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,349
Kyle would never say this,
539
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:00,886
but we both know that he would
never survive a rebuild.
540
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:04,089
Not as long as Nathan's
in the picture.
541
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,826
I know that what Kyle wants
for you more than anything
542
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,495
is to win a championship.
543
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:12,864
If you think that
there's a chance of winning it
544
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:15,000
with Fugitive, isn't that
what you actually want?
545
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,969
Yeah, n-- obviously,
that's what I want.
546
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:21,106
Like, I-I love Fugitive.
That's my team.
547
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,974
All right, all right, all right.
548
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,477
-CREAMCHEESE: It's not that...
-I don't want to talk shop.
549
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:27,713
I just want to give the guy
that got a Porsche a hug.
550
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,016
It has a whole panel
where you can kind of, like,
551
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,418
direct where the A.C. goes,
so if you want it
552
00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:34,920
-blowing just...
-What do you mean?
553
00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:36,488
Imagine you want A.C.
just blowing on your ears.
554
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,356
Do you want to just go
and show him now?
555
00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:40,425
-I know that's what you want.
-Do you want to look at it?
556
00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:41,827
-You have it?
-What do you want to drink?
557
00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:43,495
-Yeah. Don't touch it.
-Where's your Prius?
558
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,030
-Can I just have a Heineken?
-Did you trade it?
559
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,765
-Did you trade it in?
-I fucking burned the Prius.
560
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,635
ORGANIZM:Can I ask you something?
561
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,504
EMMA:Yeah. What's up?
562
00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,506
ORGANIZM: Do you thinkI should go to Academy?
563
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:57,409
Well-- What?
564
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,644
Braxton thinks
I should go to Academy.
565
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:03,815
He said it's gonna make me
a better communicator.
566
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,084
When did he say that?
567
00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:08,386
On the way here.
568
00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:10,956
How do you feel about that?
569
00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:13,692
I don't want to go
to Academy, but...
570
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:16,795
I want to do what's gonna
make me the best.
571
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,566
CREAMCHEESE: It's so crazyto look at this and how--
572
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,869
I-I had no idea
I was gonna own a Porsche.
573
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,804
KYLE: I could get a Porsche.
You know that.
574
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,172
-APRIL: No, you could not.
-You could not get a Porsche.
575
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,740
I'm not going to get a Porsche.
576
00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:30,475
-You couldn't...
-APRIL: No, you're not.
577
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:31,977
Eh, I wanted to show you
something here. Let's see.
578
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:33,612
You guys want
to watch something?
579
00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:35,547
I completely forgot
you did this DVD thing.
580
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:38,450
-It's weird. It's creepy.
-Yeah, I make DVDs. It's fine.
581
00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:41,086
I just like the tradition of...
you know...
582
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,954
-Tradition from the '90s...
-...doing that.
583
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:45,957
-...which ended in the 2000s.
-[April laughs]
584
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:49,060
KYLE: Oh, like, for-- Look.
The Dignitas 2017?
585
00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:51,596
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, here, look.
586
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,999
Here's your, uh, Baron steal
against Echo Flux.
587
00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:55,967
-You have my Baron steal?
-[shushes]
588
00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,936
-I'm sick in this.
-Sleeping.
589
00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:01,006
I've watched this, like,
a thousand times on YouTube.
590
00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:03,642
But I bet it looks great on DVD.
591
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,644
Here's one you haven't
seen on YouTube.
592
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:11,216
-Your wedding video?
-Mm-hmm.
593
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,518
-I'm smurfing in this one.
-[laughs]
594
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,187
I really am.
My speech was so fucking good.
595
00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:16,822
Can we watch this?
596
00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:18,924
Yeah, let's watch you smurf
our wedding.
597
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,692
[April laughs]
598
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:21,993
-CREAMCHEESE: I'm just saying.
-You killed everybody
599
00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:24,062
at our wedding,
yeah, it was brutal.
600
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,098
-Those were the days.
-[sighs]
601
00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:30,902
I'm Creamcheese. I think a lotof you know me as Creamcheese.
602
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:33,171
But before I was Creamcheese,I was NutMilk.
603
00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:37,642
And before I was NutMilk,I was Trevor.
604
00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:40,579
And while I was Trevor,I was Kyle's friend.
605
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,647
The only other marriage
I really know about
606
00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:45,483
is the one
between Lucian and Senna.
607
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:49,187
And although neither of you
wields a relic stone cannon,
608
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:52,123
I think it's a pretty
good comparison
609
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,025
-to a healthy relationship.
-[soft laughter]
610
00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:56,895
[laughs]
611
00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:58,597
Braxton and April...
612
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:01,733
and to a lesser extent,
their daughter,
613
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,670
are-are really close
friends of mine.
614
00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:08,673
A-And... I love them, you know?
615
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:12,210
They're my family, to be honest.
616
00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:14,946
When Senna's soul was released,
617
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:18,783
and she aimed her gun right
at Lucian, he didn't flinch.
618
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:21,253
'Cause somehow he knew
that she was really shooting
619
00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:23,722
the monster behind him.
620
00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:25,290
He trusted her.
621
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,893
Marriage is-isn't about
one person carrying...
622
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,796
...or the other person carrying.
623
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,633
[crying]: It's about you guys
carrying each other.
624
00:25:36,601 --> 00:25:38,703
And when you can't
carry each other...
625
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,841
...I'm gonna be there
to carry both of you.
626
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,879
I-I'm really--
I love you guys so much.
627
00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:49,714
Thank you.
628
00:25:49,781 --> 00:25:51,816
[applause]
629
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,821
NATHAN:What are you guys doing?
630
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:59,958
Braxton wants Organizm
to go to Academy.
631
00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:01,927
-What?
-Yeah.
632
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:03,662
NATHAN [laughs]:
No, dude.
633
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,729
EMMA:
He just thinks that Organizm
634
00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:05,864
needs to communicate more.
635
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,599
NATHAN:
Communication?
636
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:10,969
They need to learn
how to communicate with you.
637
00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:13,071
No-Nobody's gonna
tell you what to do.
638
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:15,106
I'm the owner. You know?
639
00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:17,242
So if there's an issue,
you just tell me,
640
00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,678
and I say, "Okay, nah--
we're not doing that.
641
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,746
[scoffs]
"Okay, Kyle Braxton?
642
00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:23,248
"What? Kyle...
[blows raspberry]
643
00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:26,017
Get outside,"
you know? I don't care.
644
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:29,321
You know, that speech meant
everything to me.
645
00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:32,090
You've always been there for me.
For us.
646
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:36,227
And I don't care what Resnick
says or what BS he throws us,
647
00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:39,597
we'll always be there
for you, no matter what.
648
00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:40,932
NATHAN:I believe in you.
649
00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:42,367
Everybody believes in you.
650
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,102
Forget about Cream for a second.
651
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:46,237
If he wants to walk,
that's-that's fine.
652
00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:47,973
He knows where the door is.
653
00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:49,941
You're the future
of this whole team, dude.
654
00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:51,910
I'm putting everything in you,
and I'm not saying that
655
00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:53,244
to put pressure on you,
I'm saying that
656
00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:55,814
because I need you
to believe it.
657
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,883
-I do love you guys.
-You love us.
658
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,686
Come on. You love us so much.
659
00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:04,389
Uh-oh. Uh-oh, big, tough--
big, tough Cream
660
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,358
-gonna get a cuddle...
-[muffled grunt]
661
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:07,726
Aww.
662
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,160
[April laughs]
663
00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,700
NATHAN:So, squash all the noise
664
00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,035
that's surrounding you, okay?
665
00:27:17,102 --> 00:27:21,706
Do your thing your way.
666
00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:25,110
And I'll deal
with the rest. Okay?
667
00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:27,979
This is your team.
668
00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:30,415
It's your team.
669
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,183
♪ ♪
670
00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:34,986
CREAMCHEESE:A lot of people are gonna say
671
00:27:35,053 --> 00:27:37,088
that demanding a trade,
672
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:41,092
leaving this morning, changingmy mind, coming back tonight,
673
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,894
is a weak move.
674
00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:46,398
But I don't care.
675
00:27:46,464 --> 00:27:49,134
I actually think...
I actually think
676
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,803
that's the strongest move
a person can make.
677
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,239
[whoops]
Fuck yeah.
678
00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:56,074
A lot of players
679
00:27:56,141 --> 00:28:01,780
would be afraid of how
embarrassing that might look.
680
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:02,981
-Welcome back.
-CREAMCHEESE: Thanks, guys.
681
00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:05,316
-To Creamcheese.
-Cheers.
682
00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:09,754
But me?
I'm not afraid of anything.
50669
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