All language subtitles for PLAYERS 2022.S01E02.HDR.2160P.WEB.H265-KOGI

BGOLBKTOFWTR:
It was a three-way dive, Bap.

Like, that shit
normally doesn't happen.

You got to come,
but you were freezing.

-What-what are you doing?
-This guy just, like...

goes to Worlds,
and then all of a sudden,

the game should be played
around him? Like, this is 2021.

Nobody just freezes mid lane,
it just doesn't.

KYLE:
There's a lot of tension
on the team right now.

It's a hard one to solve.

If I could fix it with-with
one of my massages, you know,

I-I'm good at those, I would.

This guy's stuck
in his past prime, like--

We do things that are
a comfort to us...

Uh, but I don't think,
uh, this knot's

gonna be that easy to...

knuckle.

Bro.

Bro! Organizm!

Bro, hey.

Can you, hey, can you take off
your headphones?

-KYLE: Okay.
-I'm trying to talk to him.

I-I said "bro"
at a normal volume.

You're on Fugitive Gaming
right now, okay?

And so you follow our rules,
and the number one rule?

Braxton, thought?

-Communication.
-Talking!

You know what that is?
Have you ever talked before?!

You ever moved
your mouth before?

KYLE:
Cream?

What? He's silent.
He's, like, fucking mute.

-I don't, I don't understand it.
-Cream, can you sit down,
please?

-No, I-I...
-Put on your seatbelt.

NIGHTFALL:
Creamcheese may
have been a little too hard

on him,
but I just hated that Organizm

was fighting the team mentality.

Like, I feel like everyone
on the team just want to win.

I'm just saying, I've been
fucking building this team!

-I under... I know, I know.
-Since when a support had just

-boots and 30 wards
in his fucking inventory...
-I was there.

NIGHTFALL:
Creamcheese want to win.

And, you know,
I want to win, too.

But the question is, I think,

is whether we're doing that
as a team.

-(cheering, clamoring)
-MARKZ: If we're talking

most exciting players
to watch so far,

I'm gonna have to go
with Organizm, yes.

AZAEL:
I mean, he's a great player.

His team's not very good.

-They're at the bottom
of the standings.
-Yes.

He's got a playstyle
that I actually want

to watch.
He's so aggressive and he's

mechanically talented.

KOBE:
Exactly. And you've got
to get aggressive

if you're losing every game.

You got to find a way in!

Honestly, if Organizm

and Creamcheese
can get on the same page,

they might actually
become a tough team to beat.

CREAMCHEESE:
Yo.

What's up, guys? How you doing?

-What's up dude?
-Man, what's up?

-You still loving Patrón?
-Uh, yeah, man.

-Of course! Why wouldn't I?
-Yeah, fuck yeah, you and me

our-our blood's Patrón, right?

-Yeah.
-(laughs) Yeah!

It is not the same.
It's not like that at all

anymore
with this fucking boy child.

Oh, yeah, how is that?

It's bad.
It doesn't talk at all.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.

We got to get you
back in the bot-lane.

We got to reunite
the Axe Bros, right?

-Yeah, we do, man, we do, yeah.
-Yeah.

Hey, Nova, what's up, man?

-Great game.
-Dude, honestly your play...

Yo, we should grab
some Patrón soon, dude.

Foresite, bro,
we should grab some Patrón soon.

-Right?
-Uh, yeah, let's make it happen.

-Yeah, let's make it happen.
-Let's do it, yeah.

Nova, you piece of shit!

You stupid fuck.

Are you going this way?
Where are you going?

(cheering, clamoring)

RAZLEPLASM:
Fugitive Gaming looking

to find their footing with a win

against Golden Guardians.
The flashy rookie Organizm has

been turning heads despite some
questionable decision-making.

But I hope he doesn't lose
that aggressiveness.

And Creamcheese is able
to work with him.

And level them up,
maybe they'll find a rhythm.

So, how are the Golden
Guardians-- they any good?

They're usually good, but it's
been a rough year for them.

Braxton prides himself
on his pick and bans.

He has an excellent track record
in champ select.

But of course the only way
pick and ban works

is if the players are
on board with the picks.

Dude, what are you doing?

Bro, take Varus.

RAZLEPLASM:
Well, Crumbz, this is a fun one.

Got to love
his Heimerdinger hover.

CREAMCHEESE:
Org, bro, what the asshole fuck

are you doing?
Just take Varus.

Oh, my fucking God!
Is that a joke?!

You just took Heimerdinger?!

What are you doing, bro?!

We have a locked-in
Heimerdinger in the draft,

Crumbz, I'm excited.

He just picked, um--

Did he just pick
the fucking donger?

FRUGGER:
No, he didn't. That's a joke.

Did this dude really just pick

the donger?

Why everybody going crazy
in here? What's going on?

Well, essentially Heimerdinger's
a lane-focused mage

-with limited late-game upside.
-RUDY JR.: Nah, dude.

He got upside.

You watch.

Kid picked Heimerdinger.

Heimerdinger.

No, it's not fine!
This isn't solo queue.

You pick Heimerdinger?

I'm supposed to take Yuumi
like an asshole?

I'm not picking fucking Yuumi.

KYLE:
Cream, take Pyke.

Goddamn it.

I don't get mad a lot, like...

I like to keep my cool,
you know?

And, like, let shit play out.

Heimerdinger?!

You fucking kidding?!

Heimerdinger!

But that fucking kid.

Hitting the donger.

Like... fuck that.

BAP: On the stage you pick
what we've agreed on.

Right? But he just
picked Heimerdinger.

And we agreed on Varus, like...

What can Heimerdinger do
in this game?

It just...
it's gonna do nothing.

ORGANIZM: I knew that that was
the right choice to make.

Creamcheese just wants people
to listen to Creamcheese.

So fucking tilted.
What is that? What is that?

GABRIELLA:
It was just a reminder of what

an enigma this kid is.

That kind of defiance.

To go against your teammates,
to go against your coach.

Okay, Heimerdinger.

GABRIELLA:
It's just not something

that you see in League.

Especially from someone so young
who seems so quiet.

So I'm just thinking,
who is this kid?

♪ ♪

ANNOUNCER: Fugitive is gonna
take the Nexus!

It's all over.

We'll probably win
seven championships.

MAN:
A two-year, $3 million contract?

WOMAN:
He's gonna be the youngest
pro player in North America.

MAN 3:
Creamcheese is a choke artist.

CREAMCHEESE:
This would've been the perfect
setup to wombo combo.

MAN 3:
Is it time for Fugitive
to move on from Creamcheese?

-MAN 4: Something
is brutally wrong in this team.
-MAN 5: This season will make

or break the Fugitive franchise.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

ORGANIZM:
I've been playing
League of Legends

since I was really young.

In my house in Overbrook Park
in Philadelphia.

RUDY:
I tried to force Percy
to play a real sport.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Like basketball, football...

Soccer! You know
what I'm saying? You know...

-But he wasn't interested.
-SIMONE: Yeah, not at all.

You know, Percy was obsessed.

RUDY JR.:
Oh, we never saw him.

He would never
leave the basement.

I would go down there and be
like, "What's up," and, like,

after a while I'd see
he had an accumulation

of containers, jars, bottles.

SIMONE:
When I saw them,
I just asked myself, um...

why is this
Dasani bottle yellow?

-Yeah, uh-huh.
-Or why is this Chipotle cup

-warm.
-Warm!

He was so obsessed with the game
that he didn't want

to waste time
going to the bathroom,

so he pissed in a fucking jar.

ORGANIZM: I didn't have time
to go to the toilet.

So... I was just trying
to be the best.

I-If that's what you do,
then that's what you do, but...

I didn't have time.

-(laughing)
-It was disgusting.

-Uh, people used to call him PJ.
-PJ.

It's not short for Percy.

(whooping)

Let's go, PJ!

It's for "piss jar."

SIMONE:
And I decided I had to put

my foot down
and told him that we weren't

gonna let him play anymore.

And then we found out
that he was actually

-watching other people play.
Yeah.
-Other people play!

RUDY: Imagine you sitting there
and just watching

other people play in, like,
in little figures

moving around the screen, like,
what is wrong with this dude?

-We need to get him
professional help.
-I know. It-- Like,

why would you watch
other people play the game?

ORGANIZM:
I mean, my mom and dad
didn't really get it.

I told them, if you want
to get good at basketball,

you watch
good basketball players.

So that's why I watch
good League players.

My favorite team to watch
was Fugitive Gaming.

-Get out of my lane!
-Oh, my God!

(laughing)

(shouting)

-Oh...!
-(whooping)

CREAMCHEESE: That first season
in the Challenger Series

was so fucking sick.

Like, on and off the Rift.

-(whooping)
-(April shouting)

KYLE:
The second we made Challenger,

we were just turbo-clapping
the entire damn league.

-♪ Just bust a move ♪
-♪ Oh... ♪

GURU:
People say you can't get laid

in a house full of dudes.

Then, how come

I bought all these?

♪ Hey, bust a move ♪

♪ If you want it, you got it ♪

-(exclaiming)
-♪ If you want it... ♪

-Fugitive, baby.
-Fugitive. Fugitive.
-Let's go.

-Don't touch that, okay?
Don't touch that.
-APRIL (laughing): What?

♪ You got it ♪

♪ If you want it... ♪

-I can't fucking believe this!
-(shouting)

APRIL:
Our tiny apartment

became... gamer barracks.

CREAMCHEESE:
I was sleeping on the couch.

There were bunk beds.

There was an air mattress.

Everyone was sleeping
in the same room.

-Come on, baby.
-Fuck out of here.

-You want a little kiss?
-It was tough.

I mean, the space was
definitely tight for six people.

But you just get used to
everyone's masturbation schedule

and we made it work.

APRIL:
It was disgusting.

But it was also...

grassroots, authentic.

My friends from college
were working 9:00 to 5:00.

I was doing something crazy.

GROUP:
April! April! April!

April! April!

KYLE:
We were crazy. We were fun.

We were all, you know--
We were nuts.

Creamcheese went by Nutmilk.
(chuckles) You know?

FRUGGER:
The guy used to call himself
Nutmilk.

(giggles, coughs)
I've heard it a billion times,

and it still sounds like I'm
hearing it for the first time.

I was Nutmilk, wasn't I?
When I started playing.

OTHERS:
Nutmilk! Nutmilk! Nutmilk!

CREAMCHEESE: But the league
made me change that,

actually, when I went pro,
which is...

I... I honestly don't know why.

I think...

I mean, I think-- What I--

If I had to guess,
what I think is--

I think that they thought
I was talking about...

one type of milk

that comes from one type of nut,
you know?

But I wasn't. I really wasn't.

I was talking about just, um...

dairy-free, organic milk.

Nut milk.

Almond milk, for example.

Cashew milk. Hemp milk.

I don't know if hemp actually--

Now that I think about it,
I don't know if hemp is a nut.

I don't know
what hemp is exactly,

but it probably is a nut.

Right?
And it's definitely a milk.

(laughs)

It's definitely a milk.
(chuckles)

But the names and shit,

that's the small stuff.

Like, we were playing
like fucking monsters.

And no matter
what they threw at us,

whatever corporate bullshit
they, like,

put in our face,

we were still the animals
we always were,

Nutmilk or not.

ORGANIZM:
I mean, they started it
all by themselves.

No fancy training facility.

Just them and the game.
That's all I had.

So it made me feel like
I could do that, too.

(quietly): Okay, so Braxton
wanted to thank our friends

at Logitech
for all that free shit.

-(April chuckles, shushing)
-Man, Logitech,

thank you so much.

-(blows)
-(April laughing)

(laughing quietly)

-(chuckles)
-(laughing continues)

These dumb videos were...

-APRIL: Blow a kiss to Logitech.
-...were the shit back then.

-New team uniforms! I think...
-CREAMCHEESE: Whoa...!

ORGANIZM: I didn't know
these guys, but...

they made me feel like...

we were really friends
or something.

Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

Look at that. I'm in your lane.

SIMONE:
The more he watched
people play the game,

the more serious he got
about playing it.

I remember, um...

he asked us to get him

-a new computer.
-Mm-hmm.

Um, and he had
a perfectly good computer.

I mean, the computer
he was using worked fine.

Um, and I saw
the cost of that computer

and I said no.

When it came to...

you know, trying to get
a new graphics card

or a new processor
or a motherboard,

you know, that's where
I really put all my energy.

Like, I'll mow your damn lawn.

-I'll shovel the snow.
-RUDY: Remember he pulled

-that-that rat ou-out
of Miss Renee's crawl space.
-Mm.

It was so nasty.

-Just for... ten dollars.
-For a tenner. (laughs) Yeah.

RUDY JR.:
He built his own computer, like,

-with his own hands.
-ORGANIZM:
I got a refurbished GTX 770,

and the whole rig cost me
about $400.

KYLE:
What you got to remember is,
he was playing for years

on a computer
that only gave him,

you know, 30 frames a second.
(chuckles)

-(whirring)
-It's like winning a race
in flip-flops.

That is so loud!

ORGANIZM:
It wasn't the greatest, but...

it was enough for me
to beat Guru.

You know who I've got my eyes
on? Guru.

-Guru.
-Don't even get me started
on Guru.

Guru, oh!

CHRIS:
By 2019, 2020,
Guru at this point

had long since left Fugitive
to become a full-time streamer.

And we had all just seen him
absolutely blow up.

Why not start the day
with a win? Neverlost.

FRUGGER: Not only did he get
60K-plus viewers

every time he streamed,

he would solo-queue against
some pretty heavy hitters,

and he would always
destroy them.

The showboating is whatever,
but his talent,

you got to respect it.

Guru coming at you.

Guru knows where
your mom lives.

He was like a famous guy.

KYLE:
Yeah, the guy was everywhere.

Neverlost podcast
in the building!

You couldn't avoid him
if you tried. And I did.

My girlfriend plays support,

but she roams when
I need her most.

I-I know exactly what's
happening. She's cheating.

She has two phones.

He was on the cover

of PC Mag's body issue.

Guru was one of the first people
to understand

that it was good to have fans

but even better to have
people that hate you.

APRIL:
He was a must-watch streamer.

And then, all of a sudden,

this unknown ADC named Organizm
comes out of nowhere

and starts going
head-to-head with him.

♪ ♪

Fuck you!

What the fuck is going on
in bot-lane?

The first match
wasn't even close.

Organizm destroyed him.

He didn't ping, he didn't speak,
he just won.

Fucking Organizm again. God!

FORESITE:
I think we all assumed
this is purely a pro player

on a smurf account
just trolling Guru.

And somehow they face off
for a second time,

and Organizm wins again.

Great, my fucking bot-lane got
first-blooded again.

Great! Fucking Organizm.

RUDY JR.: All of his followers
were trying to figure out

who-who the fuck
this Organizm kid was.

So, here's-here's what you need
to understand, is that

at this time Org had beat
better players than Guru.

But none were as popular
and as public as Guru.

PHREAK:
So, by some cosmic miracle,

they match a third time.

GURU:
What the fuck?!

Organizm...

INDIANA:
Organizm, for the third time,

bests Guru on stream
in front of everyone.

And the biggest reason
it was getting under his skin

is because this kid
refused to talk.

Oh, fuck!

SEO HYUN KIM:
Twitch went crazy.

Okay, people were
losing their minds.

Especially Guru.

Are we watching the fucking
luckiest player

that we've ever seen
in our lives?

This fucking luck monster,
this fucking leprechaun!

Fuck you!

Tens of thousands of people

are watching this happen
right now.

Boom, all chat opens up.

After the third loss,

Organizm typed something
in all chat

that would become
absolutely legend.

ORGANIZM:
I typed into the chat,
"It's okay,

I still think you're
a good player."

"It's okay, I still..."

Oh, wow, I--
you still think I'm...

So mature!

-"It's okay."
-"It's okay."

"I still think you're
a good player"?

I think that's the coolest
sentence I ever heard,

and I heard a lot
of sentences before.

Like, who says that? W-W-Was it
genuine sportsmanship,

or was it shit talk?

And to me, you know,
I wasn't so sure.

That's great. Doesn't say
a fucking word all game,

and then we got "I still think
you're a good player."

That's-that's great...

CREAMCHEESE: People started
sending me this clip

of this incredible moment
in world history

of him getting shit-stomped,

tilting on his own stream

with, like, 50,000 people
watching it.

And that was just the stream.

Like, the clip had millions
of views on it.

Millions of views.

I still think you're
a good player.

How about that?
How about that?

INDIANA: For all the trash
that spews out of Guru's mouth,

he's never said anything
as impactful

as that one line from Organizm.

You couldn't go a minute

without seeing a meme about it.

PAUL:
Oh, the memes were endless.
They-they had, they had that one

where-where the guy's, like,
checking out that one girl,

and-and the girlfriend's
like, "What?"

And-and the guy was
the Internet,

and the girl he was
looking at was Organizm,

and the jealous girlfriend
was Guru.

And they did the meme where,
like, the one guy is

crossing his arms,
and everyone else--

all his friends are like,
"Oh!"

And the guy was Organizm,

and the friends doing th-th-that
was the Internet.

INDIANA:
Organizm came out of nowhere,

and no one really knew
anything about him.

I think that there were a lot
of rumors that it was

different players
using a pseudo-name

climbing up the ladder.

EMMA:
Was it Tinky using
a smurf account?

Everyone was wondering
who it was.

KYLE: And then to find out
that the person that did it

was some 16-year-old
in his basement

playing on a fax machine?
Come on.

Just that.
It was accurate.

EMMA:
It got to the point
that Organizm was

a much-watched streamer.

Now he's got a camera,
now he's got an audience.

Everybody needed to see the kid
who slayed Guru.

JATT:
He used this to kind of
kickstart his streaming career.

And he was totally different
than a Guru stream.

A Guru stream is loud,
It's obnoxious.

Here we go.
First blood goes to Guru!

I put you in a body cast.

Organizm stream is all business.

He's like the Kawhi Leonard
of esports.

And there's an audience
for that.

Got him.

By this point, all of the pro
teams had heard of him,

and the offers started
coming his way.

CHRIS:
Yeah, the offers were hot,

but the thing you got
to understand about Organizm

is that he really only had eyes
for one team.

He wanted to play with Fugitive.

ORGANIZM:
Deciding was easy.

Join my favorite team
and win us a championship.

CREAMCHEESE:
Honestly, when I first heard
we were gonna sign Org,

I was, like, pretty stoked.

The kid was a fucking hero.

ADC of the future.
What's up, dude?

"It's okay, I still think
you're a good player."

FRUGGER:
It was so cool.
It was so dope.

And... yeah, and then, you know,
I mean, and then he, uh...

and then he took my job.

JATT:
It all happened so quick,

and so we were all
left wondering

if this big bet on a kid

with absolutely
no team experience

would pan out,

or would it be
a colossal failure?

Heimerdinger?!
Are you fucking kidding?

APRIL:
So, Organizm picks Heimerdinger,

which is a fine pick
in solo queue.

But this is the pro stage,
and Heimerdinger hasn't

been picked in pro play
since 2018.

To say it was a bold choice
is a vast

understatement.

(players muttering)

We're fucking losing.

ANNOUNCER: And Fugitive
is picking up a 4v5

at blue buff without Organizm!

It's gonna be hard to win.
Already a kick-flash on the bot.

Fugitive are screwed
in this battle.

Basically 3v5
for the first kill.

Creamcheese able
to trade one back,

but there's
no reinforcements coming.

He's going for the mid wave.

This is gonna be a slaughter.
Fugitive are down.

So that game was
a really sloppy game

between two teams
at the bottom of the standings.

And you could just tell
that Fugitive

were not on the same page.

All right, Buckets, it's been
a 4v5 since level one.

ANNOUNCER:
Here comes Storm Grenade.
Stuns two...

JATT: If this was TSM, they'd
punish Org for that Heimer pick,

and Fugitive gets blown out.

But against Golden Guardians,

Organizm's donger was sublime.

ANNOUNCER: Organizm walks up
into a one versus five.

He has already killed three.

He's gonna get the fourth.
Leona's gonna fall.

Enough of the zone.
His Ori's out!

This is so fucking...
Fuck this.

This is so fucking dumb.

ANNOUNCER:
Creamcheese is walking
off the stage.

The game's not even over yet.

I can't believe
what we're seeing.

After securing the victory,

what a terrible display
of sportsmanship.

To see the team, like,
winning the game,

and then Creamcheese
just gets up before

the Nexus has exploded...

Like, the amount
of disrespect there

was immeasurable.

-Where did he go, though?
-Yeah, where's Cream?

(phone line ringing)

-FORESITE: When you're
a veteran and you're a leader...
-Fucking shit...

You know, it's, um...

That's just something
that you can't do.

And, you know,
it's heartbreaking to see him

walk off that stage because

I know that he's
better than that.

(indistinct chatter)

FRUGGER:
Bro, I would've done--

I would've done
the exact same thing.

Hey, hey, what are you doing?

Hey, uh, it's Creamcheese.
I'm just calling to tell you

that you're fucking this team

by making us start that kid.

Okay?

Yeah, because I cleaned up
his mess,

which is your mess,
by the way.

No, it's not just "still a win."

We should have destroyed
that team.

I do not trust you.

Honestly, all you care about
is money. It's so obvious.

The only reason that
you're starting this kid

is because you think
he'd look good in a fucking

Totino's Pizza Roll commercial.

Okay, so... Okay.

So you do want...

I could be in a Totino's
commercial

within the fucking hour.

Radio, television, a billboard.

Oh, my God. Fuck you!

Fuck you, bro!
Fuck you, Resnick.

Get off of me.
Fucking shit!

-Ow! Fuck.
-Dude, are you okay?

-Ow. Fuck. Oh, shit.
-Are you all right?

-I hit a stud. No, I definitely
fucking hit a stud.
-Out. Let's go.

Let's go. Out. Out!

I just fucking hurt my hand.
I need to see a medic.

Well, find one outside.

Listen, bro, you're chill,
but if you ever want him

to love you like he loves me,

you don't go fucking picking
Heimerdinger.

I don't see why
you're defending him.

I'm not defending him.

But isn't this our team?

Like, didn't we create Fugitive?

Cream, Fugitive is not
our team anymore.

Don't put that on me.

I'm not putting that on you.

That's not on anyone.
That's just a fact.

Oh, my God, is this
all my blood here?

-Fuck, ow, it really hurts.
-Put some pressure on it.

Look, I-I'm not blaming
anyone here.

Ow, I really think
I fucked up my hand, honestly.

We got to just deal with
what we can deal with. You know?

Y-You've played
with rookies before.

Is Org, uh, you know,
any worse than Spaghetti?

No. Spaghetti's fucking
terrible.

Right?

A-Actually, you know what?

Like, honestly, I would...

I would rather play
with Spaghetti.

-You'd rather play
with Spaghetti?
-Yeah, I would fucking...

I would rather play
with Spaghetti,

-now that I think about it.
-With Spaghetti?!

-Yeah, he was a-a bad laner.
-Yeah.

But he was a fucking good guy,
and he listened.

We almost went to Worlds
with Spaghetti.

It was a different--
It was a team.

I can fucking do that.

It's not like that with Org.
I can't play with him.

We deal with what
we can control.

-And we can-- you can control
how you play.
-No, you're right.

That's good. You're right.

I can, I can only deal
with what I can control.

JATT:
The AD Carry and support
position

have to be just
incredibly in sync.

It's like a quarterback
and a wide receiver

running an option route.

If either one of them
sees the play differently,

it's disastrous.

They both have to make
the same read in the same moment

in order for the play to work.
And I feel like

the AD Carry and support
are very similar.

You kind of just have to know
when the moment to go in is,

and then they both do it
at the same time.

(actress speaking
foreign language)

BGOLBKTOFWTR:
And don't even get me started
about the fact that

I didn't hear a single thing
from him the entire game.

NIGHTFALL:
I don't know. Organizm...

BAP: He didn't use a ping
when he play solo queue.

-That-that still triggers me,
like...
-(laughter)

What are you doing? You're doing
fucking competition game,

and you're not even using ping.

(girl laughing)

I gotcha. I gotcha. I gotcha.

-Can you say "ulti"?
-Ulti.

-Ulti.
-Yeah. That's right.
-Yeah.

-They got the buff.
-They did.

They got the buff.

Look, I mean, obviously
I'd rather start Frugger

and have Org refine his skills
in Academy,

but it's not my call, is it?

You and Cream have been through
thick and thin, baby.

-It's gonna be fine.
-Hey, see this jersey?

-Yeah.
-I'm never wearing it again.

What are you talking about?

I'm demanding a trade.

Frugger.

Oh, my God.

-You ready for this?
-Yeah.

-Where's the switch?
-It's on the other side.
Right there.

-Do you have a lighter?
-Do I have a li--

-It's not turning on, dude.
-No, you need a lighter.

-Just hold on.
-No, it's just, you turn this

-and it's supposed to light.
-Hold on. Hold on.

There's a button.

-You twisted it too many times.
-I twisted it. It's broken.

All right, well, back up.
I don't want to burn

-my eyebrows off.
-Obvi it wouldn't turn on.

You're not gonna burn yourself,
it's broken.

I burned my eyebrows off
one time.

It took eight months
to grow back. Just hold on.

-Oh. Whoa, dude.
-Oh! Got it.

-That was sick.
-I told you, dude.

Dude, that was
fucking sick, bro.

I told you.
You just need a lighter.

Okay.

-I can't believe
you fixed that.
-Yeah.

Dude...

-Okay, we should do this, right?
-You gonna do it? Do it.

Fuck, dude.

Holy shit. Holy shit.

Five years. That's...

that's five years
of my life right there.

But you took a stand, dude.

You're sending a message.

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