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Damn !
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You a classy bitch.
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You one of Tito's girls ?
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I'm not a hooker.
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Then why you dressed, like, for the oscars ?
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It's prom night.
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Sure.
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You know, you ought to think
About giving Tito a call,
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I mean, if you looking to
Trade up, you know, pimp-wise.
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I'm so happy to see you guys.
let's get out of here.
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You're not here to bail me out ?
- not exactly.
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Hey, is this the, uh, girls' cell ?
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Hey, you locked me in the girls' cell !
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Rough night ?
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Worst...prom...ever.
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Anything could happen
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as we make our way home from the club.
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we could both be flattened
by a double-decker city bus.
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otherwise a perfect night.
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if we're not dead before it ends.
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we could live forever.
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but we'll Never be this young again.
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don't you worry, don't think
About tomorrow morning.
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what's your hurry ?
just focus on tonight.
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don't you worry, don't think
About tomorrow morning.
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just focus on tonight.
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just focus on tonight.
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i think you did.
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got to admit it.
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you're such a kid.
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go tell your mama.
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she had a squid.
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super-size, systematic slippery slope.
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go back to charm school.
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you think you're so cool.
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super salesmen would Never sell.
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you'll get nothing but a big fat l.o.l.
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a big l.o.l..
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can you spell ?.
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what a clown, you're such a clown.
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you've got us laughing all around.
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doing up a job, kicking us off the ground.
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one more time, one more round.
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for the sake of falling down.
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I can't keep it together,
losing pound after pound.
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what a clown, you're such a clown.
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you've got us laughing all around.
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doing up a job, keeping us off the ground.
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one more time, one more round.
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for the sake of falling down.
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can't keep it together, losing pound after pound.
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can you spell ?.
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can you spell ?.
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Look, we're good kids.
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This night has just gotten completely out of hand.
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None of this is even my fault.
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Man, i'll tell you anything you want to know,
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Just keep me out of that cell.
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Look what one of those she-thugs
wrote on my chest.
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You don't even want to know
Where she got the lipstick from.
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It was her butt.
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All right, fine.
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You want to know the story ?
Here it is.
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I have been dating my girlfriend, Sharon,
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For all of senior year,
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And i was planning the perfect prom night.
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I just needed to rent the limo.
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I had my dad's credit card number.
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I just didn't have his permission.
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Hello ? this is mr. Peterson.
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Thank you for returning my call to my office.
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I'm just here working on adult business.
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Not--not adult business,
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But, you know, business
As an adult, of which i am one.
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Right, my--my call was pertaining--
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The--the rental of--of a limo--
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Limo for my son Clark for prom.
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And it's safe to assume
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That this limo will include a full bar ?
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Sweet ! not that young Clark will be partaking
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In any of your fine spirits,
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But tonight is about Clark
and his girlfriend, Sharon.
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I's going to be the perfect prom.
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Sorry, my secretary is fooling around again.
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What a kidder.
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May i give you a credit card ?
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Neve is Sharon's best friend.
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She goes out with this guy Justin.
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He's a jock, ut he's pretty cool
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Big step up
from her ex-boyfriend, Trent.
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What a douche.
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You think i've waited too long
To have sex with Justin ?
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Six months ? hells, Yeah.
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The boy's a saint for sticking around.
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Surprised his balls haven't exploded.
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Sharon's really understanding.
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She's just such a good person.
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It's just after Trent,
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I don't want to rush into anything.
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I want to make sure Justin likes me for me.
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Neve, Trent was a loser senior,
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And you were young and stupid.
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But that was last year.
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You are so much more mature now.
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Justin's a good guy.
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But if you don't hit it, he will quit it.
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Now that i've waited so long,
It's got to be, like, special.
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It's prom night.
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What can be more special than that ?
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Now, go buy some sexy lingerie,
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Some nasty sex oil, and tap that ass.
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Hey, chin pubes.
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Peep show's over. move it.
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I don't think that guy's ever looked me in the eye.
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Neve, you're gorgeous.
You have an unbelievable rack.
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THey're like a superpower.
Just embrace it already.
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- Who loves ya ?
- What the hell was that ?
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Clark took it upon himself
to personalize my cell phone.
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Who loves ya ?
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That's what it says every time he textes me.
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- Who loves ya ?
- That's really cute.
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Maybe the first 400 times.
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Who loves ya ?
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Mrs. Holcum. I'm just here to make sure
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That principal nutter is okay
with my graduation speech.
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I'd hate to get up in front of the whole school
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With my participle dangling.
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I'm gonna go sit down now.
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Heather runs Sharon's study group.
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She's going to be valedictorian,
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And she's devoted her entire life
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To being perfect at everything.
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I want this punk expelled.
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He was making drugs in my classroom.
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Got no proof, Wilkinson.
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Really, O'Flaherty, what's this ?
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Like I said, you got no proof.
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Done at this school...
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Done.
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That kid is a criminal, he's dangerous.
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Did you just swallow something
that you made in chem lab ?
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Do you have any idea what that was ?
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How can you just sit there like that ?
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I mean, aren't you worried ?
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About what ?
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You could've swallowed something poisonous,
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And you're gonna die, or...
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Or you could get kicked out of school.
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I could not live like that.
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You know, you worry too much.
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- Have you tried drugs ?
- Of course not.
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You know, you should try some drugs.
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Let's see here.
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I think we're done talking now.
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Come on, don't be like that.
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You know, tHey can't kick you out of honor society
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For talking to me.
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But if anybody asks...
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I'll just tell them you're using me for sex.
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Like anyone would believe that.
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But what if tHey did ?
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I bet that would make front page
Of the school newspaper.
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Not a chance.
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I'm the editor.
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Of course you are.
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I want Sharon's senior prom to be memorable
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The night she talks about
For the rest of her life.
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She totally will.
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You're the sweetest, Clark.
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I just wish i kept my mouth shut around Nikki.
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I wouldn't say "the sweetest,"
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But, you know...
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I try.
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- Is that ?
- Bust out the drinks, ladies,
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Because I brought the ice.
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Don't say a word.
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I want it to be a surprise.
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I'm telling you, Neve,
Clark has lost his mind.
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Ever since we got into different colleges,
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He's become obsessed with making
every single moment magical.
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Clark's a sweetheart.
- I don't know.
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I'm starting to think
He's a little psychotic.
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It's not just my cell phone.
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He emails me quotes from
the works of nicholas sparks.
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He even hijacked my ipod.
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How can you fill 32 gigs with james blunt ?
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The guy only has two albums.
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Let's just see what it says this time.
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Holla ! Clark got a limo for prom.
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You and Justin should come with us.
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We could hit Drew's party afterwards.
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I don't want to ruin.
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Clark's plans for your perfect night.
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Neve, i'm begging you...
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Come with us.
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Your mom spoke to my mom and told her
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That your prom dress is fuchsia.
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So the tux shop is all out
of fuchsia cummerbunds.
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So I was thinking maybe yellow ?
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Something that says, like...
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"pow, who's that guy ?"
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It's kind of going to clash.
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You know what ? Forget fuchsia.
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I have a yellow dress i can wear.
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That will perfectly match my cummerbund.
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See you tonight.
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Switching prom dresses at the last minute
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This guy must be pretty special.
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I barely know Glen.
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Taking him to prom was my mom's idea.
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Your mom picked your prom date ?
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What, does she also pick your underwear ?
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Wait a second. Let me guess.
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Sensible, white...
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Cotton.
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You know what ?
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I don't smoke drugs and get arrested on the weekend.
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I guess i'm missing out
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On the whole high-school experience.
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Is that what you think ?
No, that's what you think.
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Why do you care what i think ?
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I don't.
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You're so infuriating.
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You know what your problem is ?
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You don't know how to have fun.
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Oh, I know how to have fun.
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Heather, your speech is brilliant.
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The part where you say,
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"studying on a saturday night
feels like a party of one"--
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I cried a little.
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You are my greatest creation.
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You, my office now.
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You graduate in a few weeks.
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You should do something crazy, huh ?
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It may be your last chance.
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I just asked Colin O'Flaherty to prom.
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Colin ? Criminal Colin ?
277
00:13:35,224 --> 00:13:36,824
The guy who used the french club as drug mules ?
278
00:13:36,892 --> 00:13:37,992
279
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,595
How did that happen ?
280
00:13:40,662 --> 00:13:42,797
I don't know. we were in the office,
and we were talking,
281
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,398
And he started making fun of my underwear.
282
00:13:44,466 --> 00:13:46,300
I didn't want to believe him, but he's right.
283
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:49,303
I have squandered my entire
high-school experience.
284
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,872
I thought you knew that.
285
00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:54,175
Maybe this was a mistake.
286
00:13:54,243 --> 00:13:56,944
I mean, what about Glen ?
- come on, forget about Glen.
287
00:13:57,012 --> 00:13:59,113
He goes to central high.
you'll Never see him again.
288
00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:03,084
Just tell him you're under
a lot of pressure right now,
289
00:14:03,151 --> 00:14:05,820
You're super emotional about graduation,
290
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,289
And you're on your period, so it's off.
291
00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:10,291
Trust me, he'll be glad not to go.
292
00:14:10,359 --> 00:14:12,293
I guess that could work.
293
00:14:12,361 --> 00:14:14,562
Oh, my god, you and Colin
have to come with us.
294
00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:16,464
Clark got a limo.
Neve and Justin are already in.
295
00:14:16,531 --> 00:14:18,532
You're going.
296
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,236
I cannot wait to see
the look on everyone's faces
297
00:14:22,304 --> 00:14:25,740
When you walk in with Colin O'Flaherty.
298
00:14:25,807 --> 00:14:29,076
This is going to blow some minds.
299
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:31,145
She loves me.
300
00:14:48,664 --> 00:14:50,531
Balls.
301
00:15:04,479 --> 00:15:06,714
Balls.
302
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:14,288
So what if we have
A few extra people in the limo ?
303
00:15:14,356 --> 00:15:18,960
Tonight's gonna be the best prom ever.
304
00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:30,438
305
00:15:30,505 --> 00:15:34,208
Where's Sharon ?
306
00:15:40,048 --> 00:15:43,517
"Clark, prom's off. Need space.
307
00:15:43,585 --> 00:15:47,521
See ya."
308
00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:49,190
She broke up with you in a text ?
309
00:15:49,257 --> 00:15:50,891
Dude, that sucks.
310
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:54,929
Clark, I'm sure she just freaked out.
311
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,833
She's probably waiting for you at prom, right ?
312
00:16:02,037 --> 00:16:04,372
Clark...
313
00:16:04,439 --> 00:16:07,141
You're killing my buzz, man.
Quit being such a bitch.
314
00:16:07,209 --> 00:16:10,544
I mean, who is the girl
n this relationship anyway ?
315
00:16:10,612 --> 00:16:12,480
Back off, Colin.
316
00:16:12,547 --> 00:16:14,181
Make your move, pretty boy.
317
00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:17,885
Dude, you're wasted. He's wasted.
318
00:16:17,953 --> 00:16:20,821
Guys, come on.
Shut up, okay ?
319
00:16:20,889 --> 00:16:23,591
Sharon and i are gonna work through this.
320
00:16:23,658 --> 00:16:26,660
No, we will, all right ?
321
00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:28,429
Couples hit rough patches all the time,
322
00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:29,997
This doesn't mean that it's over.
323
00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:31,999
We're through you hear me ? Through !
324
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:36,237
This is what i get for marrying a whore !
325
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,541
So prom, huh ?
326
00:16:40,609 --> 00:16:43,044
Who's ready for the night of their lives ?
327
00:16:47,783 --> 00:16:51,218
Ooh, starting early.
328
00:16:54,189 --> 00:16:55,423
329
00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:57,858
I'm the flyest thing walking.
330
00:16:57,926 --> 00:17:01,529
I open up my mouth, and
I'm the flyest thing talking.
331
00:17:01,596 --> 00:17:04,999
you know who i miss, you know who i miss.
332
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:08,369
Brand-new to this, 'cause,
baby, i'm not new to this.
333
00:17:08,437 --> 00:17:10,771
I know and i know and.
334
00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:14,041
You know who we are, you know who we are.
335
00:17:14,109 --> 00:17:19,113
We are the stars.
336
00:17:19,181 --> 00:17:22,049
Hangin' out the bar, ridin' fancy cars.
337
00:17:22,117 --> 00:17:23,818
We are the stars.
338
00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:31,459
We are the stars right now.
339
00:17:31,526 --> 00:17:33,527
We run this town.
340
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,563
We shut it down.
341
00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,398
we shut it down.
342
00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:39,133
You know who we are.
343
00:17:39,201 --> 00:17:41,402
You know who we are, we are the stars.
344
00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:45,806
345
00:17:45,874 --> 00:17:49,677
You look so freaking hot tonight.
346
00:17:49,744 --> 00:17:53,948
I don't want to go in yet.
347
00:17:54,015 --> 00:17:56,150
Then what do you want to do ?
348
00:18:04,025 --> 00:18:05,993
349
00:18:09,264 --> 00:18:12,032
350
00:18:16,505 --> 00:18:20,508
Is my updo too tight, or did
Heather bring Colin to prom ?
351
00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:24,245
352
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,513
353
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,918
you know, I was totally gonna blow prom off,
354
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,754
But, um, I'm really glad you asked me.
355
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,956
356
00:18:36,024 --> 00:18:38,826
I'm gonna sell
an assload of weed tonight.
357
00:18:38,894 --> 00:18:40,961
I'm sorry. Come again.
358
00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:43,330
My good man, Wep in my office.
359
00:18:48,603 --> 00:18:51,972
What the "h" ?
360
00:18:54,276 --> 00:18:57,111
361
00:19:03,485 --> 00:19:05,753
362
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:08,856
Can't wait to get the 8x10 of that one.
363
00:19:23,004 --> 00:19:24,104
Wait here.
364
00:19:33,281 --> 00:19:36,784
Just a second !
365
00:19:36,851 --> 00:19:39,053
Justin, I...
366
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,322
I know I said I wanted to take things slow,
367
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,358
And you've been so amazing about it.
368
00:19:44,426 --> 00:19:47,461
I guess after what Trent did to me, I was...
369
00:19:47,529 --> 00:19:49,129
I was scared.
370
00:19:49,197 --> 00:19:51,599
But I am ready now.
371
00:19:57,372 --> 00:19:58,872
I want tonight to be special,
372
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:02,543
And I know it will be,
because I'm with you.
373
00:20:02,611 --> 00:20:05,212
I can trust you.
374
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:08,849
So let's take us to the next level, baby.
375
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,919
Happy prom night, big boy.
376
00:20:11,987 --> 00:20:13,821
Come on in.
377
00:20:16,191 --> 00:20:19,560
Justin ?
378
00:20:19,628 --> 00:20:21,161
379
00:20:23,198 --> 00:20:26,166
380
00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:29,236
381
00:20:29,304 --> 00:20:37,077
382
00:21:23,124 --> 00:21:26,927
Excuse me. Do you mind ?
383
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,629
I don't have a date either.
384
00:21:28,697 --> 00:21:31,065
My girlfriend dumped me, like, an hour ago.
385
00:21:31,132 --> 00:21:33,801
Pretty messed up, huh ?
386
00:21:33,868 --> 00:21:37,604
You okay, dude ?
You look like you're gonna puke.
387
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,740
You got booze ?
388
00:21:39,808 --> 00:21:42,142
Can I have some ?
389
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,282
Was--was she just... ?
390
00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:53,187
Unbelievable.
391
00:21:54,622 --> 00:21:57,624
392
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:05,466
393
00:22:14,242 --> 00:22:15,509
394
00:22:15,577 --> 00:22:18,545
Principal nutter, I'm looking for Colin.
395
00:22:18,613 --> 00:22:20,581
What a coincidence, so am I.
396
00:22:20,648 --> 00:22:23,751
- Why ?
- Some of our female students
397
00:22:23,818 --> 00:22:25,719
Have reported their purses missing.
398
00:22:25,787 --> 00:22:27,454
Principal nutter, you know me.
399
00:22:27,522 --> 00:22:29,723
You know that I would Never
invite someone to prom
400
00:22:29,791 --> 00:22:31,225
Without vetting him thoroughly.
401
00:22:31,292 --> 00:22:35,896
Colin is a-a charming and witty escort.
402
00:22:35,964 --> 00:22:38,198
Show the tape.
403
00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:39,900
What's that ?
404
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:57,184
Hey, that's my purse.
405
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,956
This is not good.
406
00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:16,203
Hey, Heather, thanks for inviting
O'Flaherty to prom.
407
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,539
He stole my purse.
408
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:22,176
My mom got that for me... in France !
409
00:23:22,243 --> 00:23:23,544
410
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,446
For being a genius,
411
00:23:25,513 --> 00:23:28,015
You're a freaking idiot.
412
00:23:37,358 --> 00:23:38,459
413
00:23:38,526 --> 00:23:42,296
Save it. I'm just here to pee.
414
00:23:42,363 --> 00:23:45,165
I'm serious. I did not just get dumped.
415
00:23:45,233 --> 00:23:49,069
I'm fine. Everything's fine.
416
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:51,138
It's a magical night.
417
00:23:56,211 --> 00:23:58,245
418
00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,914
What was with Justin leaving like that ?
419
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:03,717
Seriously, he was, like, really upset.
420
00:24:03,785 --> 00:24:05,619
Oh, my god, and then stacy goes over to him,
421
00:24:05,687 --> 00:24:07,321
And she's like, "are you okay" ?
422
00:24:07,388 --> 00:24:09,256
And he's like, "i can't even
deal with this right now,"
423
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:10,424
And she was like, "whatever."
424
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,526
This is all about that girl Neve.
425
00:24:12,594 --> 00:24:14,328
I mean, seriously, it's, like, hello,
426
00:24:14,395 --> 00:24:16,730
You're not meant to be with Justin.
427
00:24:16,798 --> 00:24:20,300
News flash, you're all drama all the time.
428
00:24:23,204 --> 00:24:24,505
429
00:24:24,572 --> 00:24:27,574
I am all drama...
430
00:24:27,642 --> 00:24:29,443
All the time.
431
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:33,447
432
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,382
I know you're listening to this, stephanie !
433
00:24:56,671 --> 00:24:59,806
434
00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:01,909
Excuse me. I hate to bother.
435
00:25:01,976 --> 00:25:04,077
But, uh, can I borrow some change ?
436
00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:10,284
Look, i wouldn't bother you
if it wasn't an emergency.
437
00:25:13,254 --> 00:25:16,056
You see, my phone was stolen by my date,
438
00:25:16,124 --> 00:25:18,926
So if i could call him,
maybe i could convince him...
439
00:25:18,993 --> 00:25:23,330
Oh, thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
440
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,966
I won't run up your minutes or anything.
441
00:25:30,371 --> 00:25:33,640
Hold on. I got to take this.
442
00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:37,678
You're callin' Colin.
443
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,447
Cute. I need you to bring those purses back.
444
00:25:40,515 --> 00:25:42,816
I'm not gonna do that.
445
00:25:42,884 --> 00:25:45,419
Colin, I brought you to the prom.
446
00:25:45,486 --> 00:25:46,820
You are my guest.
447
00:25:46,888 --> 00:25:49,556
Your behavior is a direct reflection on me.
448
00:25:49,624 --> 00:25:51,458
You have no idea how bad i look right now.
449
00:25:51,526 --> 00:25:53,093
My classmates, tHey hate me.
450
00:25:53,161 --> 00:25:56,597
Heather, why would you bring me
451
00:25:56,664 --> 00:25:59,700
If you didn't want me to be me ?
452
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:01,535
Is that a real question ?
453
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,570
Am I actually supposed to answer that ?
454
00:26:03,638 --> 00:26:05,806
What did you think would happen
455
00:26:05,873 --> 00:26:10,110
That we'd slow dance, have a moment...
456
00:26:10,178 --> 00:26:12,846
We'd kiss ?
457
00:26:12,914 --> 00:26:14,815
Oh, you did !
458
00:26:14,882 --> 00:26:17,384
No. i didn't.
459
00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:20,053
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, sweetheart,
460
00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:23,523
But, Hey, you have a good prom night, okay ?
461
00:26:26,194 --> 00:26:28,795
Have a good prom night.
462
00:26:31,766 --> 00:26:34,167
Here's your phone.
463
00:26:34,235 --> 00:26:36,637
Thank you.
464
00:26:36,704 --> 00:26:40,273
I'm just gonna put it right there.
465
00:26:40,341 --> 00:26:41,675
466
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,821
467
00:26:54,889 --> 00:26:56,823
How you holding up ?
468
00:26:56,891 --> 00:26:58,492
How do i look ?
469
00:27:05,533 --> 00:27:08,435
I hate prom.
470
00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:11,138
Join the club.
471
00:27:11,205 --> 00:27:14,174
472
00:27:14,242 --> 00:27:19,246
473
00:27:19,313 --> 00:27:20,914
Hello drama.
474
00:27:20,982 --> 00:27:22,916
You Never say good-bye.
475
00:27:22,984 --> 00:27:27,788
You're so conceited....
476
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:32,292
I just want to get out of here.
477
00:27:33,895 --> 00:27:36,763
478
00:27:42,036 --> 00:27:43,537
Good evening, Principal Nutter.
479
00:27:43,604 --> 00:27:45,372
I got a call about a 4-8-4.
480
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,041
Oh, christ, tell me somebody
didn't make you a cop.
481
00:27:48,109 --> 00:27:52,045
Sheriff's deputy. I'll be
orking lead on this case.
482
00:27:52,113 --> 00:27:53,980
So, prom, huh ?
483
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:55,282
484
00:27:55,349 --> 00:27:56,616
Remember mine like it was just last year.
485
00:27:56,684 --> 00:27:58,051
It was last year.
486
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,920
Trent, can we talk about those stolen purses ?
487
00:27:59,987 --> 00:28:01,421
We'll get to that, Nutter.
488
00:28:01,489 --> 00:28:03,156
First I got to secure the scene.
489
00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:05,492
Hey, Kubiak, how are your nuts ?
490
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,261
Oh ! real funny, Mikelshefski.
491
00:28:10,264 --> 00:28:11,932
Listen, I don't know what kind
of school you run here,
492
00:28:11,999 --> 00:28:13,800
But you need to get control
of your students.
493
00:28:13,868 --> 00:28:15,202
Now I got to cordon off the area.
494
00:28:15,269 --> 00:28:16,570
Nobody goes in,
495
00:28:16,637 --> 00:28:19,506
Nobody goes out until I interrogate everyone.
496
00:28:19,574 --> 00:28:20,874
- Why ?
- We know who did it.
497
00:28:20,942 --> 00:28:23,210
Colin O'Flaherty stole the purses.
498
00:28:23,277 --> 00:28:25,645
We have him on video.
- O'Flaherty ?
499
00:28:25,713 --> 00:28:27,280
Guy's got a rap sheet
500
00:28:27,348 --> 00:28:29,649
A mile long arson, drugs...
501
00:28:29,717 --> 00:28:31,618
Keying my car that one time.
502
00:28:31,686 --> 00:28:32,919
He's an animal.
503
00:28:32,987 --> 00:28:36,857
We got to find him, nutter.
Let's go.
504
00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:39,893
505
00:28:39,961 --> 00:28:42,896
Shut it down !
506
00:28:42,964 --> 00:28:46,366
Okay, people, there's been
a crime committed here,
507
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,635
And I know you're all scared,
but don't worry.
508
00:28:48,703 --> 00:28:51,838
Sheriff's deputy Trent Kubiak is on the case.
509
00:28:51,906 --> 00:28:53,507
Douche !
510
00:28:53,574 --> 00:28:57,077
Hey, I get ass in this uniform, okay ?
511
00:28:57,145 --> 00:28:59,112
You get nothing.
512
00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:00,747
So who's the douche now, Caleb ?
513
00:29:00,815 --> 00:29:02,115
514
00:29:09,157 --> 00:29:11,491
I need a drink.
515
00:29:11,559 --> 00:29:12,793
What was I thinking ?
516
00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:16,296
Bringing Colin O'Flaherty to prom ?
517
00:29:16,364 --> 00:29:18,732
My mom was right.
I should have taken Glen.
518
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,035
But, no, i had to do something
fun, and look what happened.
519
00:29:22,103 --> 00:29:24,004
I'm an accomplice to a mass mugging.
520
00:29:24,071 --> 00:29:26,606
What happened to all the booze in this joint ?
521
00:29:26,674 --> 00:29:28,575
You think your prom night was bad ?
522
00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:31,378
I tried to seduce my boyfriend,
and he ran away,
523
00:29:31,445 --> 00:29:33,146
Like, left the prom.
524
00:29:33,214 --> 00:29:34,848
I mean, i had this whole thing planned.
525
00:29:34,916 --> 00:29:36,149
What am I suppose to do with these ?
526
00:29:36,217 --> 00:29:38,785
Whoa. What were you gonna do with those ?
527
00:29:38,853 --> 00:29:41,188
There's no way i'm going to Drew's after-party.
528
00:29:41,255 --> 00:29:42,722
You know what ? I'm going to call it.
529
00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:43,990
Prom night time of death
530
00:29:44,058 --> 00:29:46,126
10:35.
531
00:29:46,194 --> 00:29:47,294
Driver, take us home.
532
00:29:47,361 --> 00:29:50,530
This was a full bottle of gin.
533
00:29:50,598 --> 00:29:55,135
What kind of alcoholic drinks
a bottle of gin in one night ?
534
00:29:55,203 --> 00:29:57,971
535
00:30:03,544 --> 00:30:05,345
536
00:30:05,413 --> 00:30:07,447
You guys have a good time tonight ?
537
00:30:08,950 --> 00:30:10,050
538
00:30:10,117 --> 00:30:11,318
This dude's wasted !
539
00:30:11,385 --> 00:30:12,686
540
00:30:12,753 --> 00:30:14,487
I'm barely even plastered.
541
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,894
542
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,734
543
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:42,616
544
00:30:45,686 --> 00:30:47,554
I don't want to die tonight.
545
00:30:47,622 --> 00:30:49,256
546
00:30:49,323 --> 00:30:51,391
547
00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:54,828
I want a...I want a sandwich.
548
00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,430
I want a sandwich.
549
00:30:57,498 --> 00:31:00,033
Clark, do not let go of the wheel.
550
00:31:00,101 --> 00:31:03,470
I don't care that you're
a whore--I still love you.
551
00:31:03,537 --> 00:31:06,239
552
00:31:15,483 --> 00:31:18,885
Are you hurt ?
553
00:31:18,953 --> 00:31:21,688
I don't think so.
554
00:31:21,756 --> 00:31:24,557
Clark, are you dead ?
555
00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:27,193
Kind of wish I was.
556
00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:28,728
557
00:31:28,796 --> 00:31:30,730
You okay, man ?
558
00:31:30,798 --> 00:31:33,500
That...was...
559
00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:36,937
Awesome !
560
00:31:37,004 --> 00:31:38,405
561
00:31:38,472 --> 00:31:40,840
562
00:31:40,908 --> 00:31:42,642
563
00:31:47,515 --> 00:31:49,549
Where are we ?
564
00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:51,217
In the woods.
565
00:31:53,521 --> 00:31:56,156
566
00:31:56,223 --> 00:31:57,657
Look at this thing !
567
00:31:57,725 --> 00:31:59,326
I'm so dead.
568
00:31:59,393 --> 00:32:01,061
This is not your fault.
569
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:03,863
No, I rented the limo with my dad's credit card
570
00:32:03,931 --> 00:32:05,999
Without his prior knowledge or consent.
571
00:32:06,067 --> 00:32:08,435
You are so dead.
572
00:32:08,502 --> 00:32:10,603
I'm dead.
573
00:32:12,239 --> 00:32:15,208
574
00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:25,919
Officer, this isn't what it looks like.
575
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,787
Trent !
576
00:32:27,855 --> 00:32:30,523
Ah, what the hell, dude ?
You scared the piss out of me.
577
00:32:30,591 --> 00:32:32,559
It's deputy Kubiak, ma'am.
578
00:32:32,626 --> 00:32:36,262
579
00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:38,264
You just... remind me of this guy
580
00:32:38,332 --> 00:32:41,101
Who used to go to my high school, drove a camaro.
581
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:43,837
His name was deputy Trent Kubiak.
582
00:32:43,904 --> 00:32:45,138
You want to go to jail tonight ?
583
00:32:45,206 --> 00:32:47,474
No ? All right, then.
584
00:32:47,541 --> 00:32:49,075
We're looking for O'Flaherty.
have you seen him ?
585
00:32:49,143 --> 00:32:51,044
- Not since prom,
Where he stole my purse.
586
00:32:51,112 --> 00:32:53,880
But he came in a limo
With Heather, Clark, and Neve.
587
00:32:53,948 --> 00:32:56,850
- Neve ? my Neve ?
588
00:32:56,917 --> 00:32:59,452
All due respect, "sir,"
589
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,688
But you can't take a girl's virginity,
590
00:33:01,756 --> 00:33:05,592
Dump her the next day, and
Still refer to her as "my Neve."
591
00:33:05,659 --> 00:33:07,127
592
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,461
You two going to a party tonight ?
593
00:33:08,529 --> 00:33:10,997
Where's the party, Nikki ?
594
00:33:11,065 --> 00:33:13,900
Don't know. Not going to one.
595
00:33:13,968 --> 00:33:15,802
You see O'Flaherty,
You give me a call, all right ?
596
00:33:15,870 --> 00:33:17,404
Sure won't.
597
00:33:17,471 --> 00:33:18,438
598
00:33:20,341 --> 00:33:22,909
599
00:33:22,977 --> 00:33:26,446
600
00:33:30,284 --> 00:33:31,818
- Clark,
I'm pretty sure it's stuck.
601
00:33:36,323 --> 00:33:38,158
602
00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:40,326
603
00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:42,128
No service.
604
00:33:42,196 --> 00:33:45,999
Is...is that even possible ?
605
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:48,435
What now ?
606
00:33:48,502 --> 00:33:50,403
Don't worry. You know,
I've seen man versus wild.
607
00:33:50,471 --> 00:33:52,839
I can get us out of this without
having to drink our own pee.
608
00:33:52,907 --> 00:33:54,407
Let's make that the goal.
609
00:33:54,475 --> 00:33:55,775
610
00:33:55,843 --> 00:33:58,044
Wait, wait. Do you hear that ?
611
00:33:58,112 --> 00:33:59,479
What do you hear ?
612
00:33:59,547 --> 00:34:03,149
Shut up. Everybody, shut up.
613
00:34:11,192 --> 00:34:14,327
Guys...guys, I've--
I've heard of this place.
614
00:34:14,395 --> 00:34:16,362
Devil worshipers hang out down here.
615
00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:17,764
616
00:34:17,832 --> 00:34:20,200
Cool, maybe one of them
can give us a ride back to town.
617
00:34:22,636 --> 00:34:26,206
Girls ! Stop playing around !
Come back inside !
618
00:34:28,976 --> 00:34:33,746
Does anything about that seem odd to you ?
619
00:34:33,814 --> 00:34:35,548
No, I mean, she's got my purse.
620
00:34:35,616 --> 00:34:36,983
Colin's definitely been here.
621
00:34:37,051 --> 00:34:39,619
Great ! We can notify the authorities.
622
00:34:39,687 --> 00:34:41,321
THey can come down here
and take care of everything.
623
00:34:41,388 --> 00:34:42,856
This is perfect.
624
00:34:42,923 --> 00:34:45,959
I can get the purses back,
And i can fix everything.
625
00:34:46,026 --> 00:34:48,761
W-whoa, whoa ! Neve ! Neve !
where are you going ?
626
00:34:48,829 --> 00:34:50,463
She's gonna fix it. That's what she said.
627
00:34:50,531 --> 00:34:53,900
Oh, come on, Clark,
We can't just let her go alone.
628
00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:55,135
629
00:34:55,202 --> 00:34:56,436
Okay ? Forget it !
630
00:34:56,504 --> 00:34:58,071
I have a partial scholarship to state.
631
00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,406
If I become a sacrifice to devil worshipers,
632
00:35:00,474 --> 00:35:02,408
My parents are gonna be pissed.
633
00:35:05,079 --> 00:35:06,546
Guys !
634
00:35:06,614 --> 00:35:09,015
THey're just purses !
635
00:35:28,802 --> 00:35:30,436
Did you see that ? It's Nikki's purse.
636
00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:33,439
Did you know that her mom
got that for her...in France ?
637
00:35:33,507 --> 00:35:34,707
She mentioned it.
638
00:35:41,815 --> 00:35:44,117
I can't reach. Give me a boost.
639
00:35:50,257 --> 00:35:51,858
640
00:36:02,836 --> 00:36:05,805
641
00:36:05,873 --> 00:36:06,873
642
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:19,219
Wait a second.
643
00:36:19,286 --> 00:36:23,223
This isn't the school's after-prom party.
644
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,836
Boy, did i take a wrong turn somewhere ?
645
00:36:36,904 --> 00:36:38,905
I'm just gonna let myself out here.
646
00:36:38,973 --> 00:36:41,040
Excuse me.
647
00:36:44,878 --> 00:36:46,279
I told you this was a bad idea !
648
00:36:46,347 --> 00:36:47,547
We would have been out of here by now
649
00:36:47,615 --> 00:36:48,681
If you hadn't thrown me through the window !
650
00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:50,116
651
00:36:50,184 --> 00:36:51,384
I was a little busy having
a gun shoved in my face !
652
00:36:51,452 --> 00:36:54,153
653
00:36:56,991 --> 00:36:58,558
I'm sorry to yell, gals.
654
00:36:58,626 --> 00:37:01,094
I've been fighting a migraine all night.
655
00:37:01,161 --> 00:37:03,563
My mom gets migraines.
You know what helps ?
656
00:37:03,631 --> 00:37:05,732
A cool compress right on your temple.
657
00:37:05,799 --> 00:37:08,935
Close your mouth !
658
00:37:11,872 --> 00:37:13,273
Here I am, yelling.
659
00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:14,874
We haven't even been introduced.
660
00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:16,776
I'm dirty steve,
661
00:37:16,844 --> 00:37:19,078
And you are the people
662
00:37:19,146 --> 00:37:22,682
Who are trying to boost my merchandise.
663
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:25,418
Technically, Colin O'Flaherty.
664
00:37:25,486 --> 00:37:28,187
Boosted those purses from our classmates.
665
00:37:28,255 --> 00:37:30,890
So, actually, we're just here to get them back.
666
00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,892
667
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,928
Oh, okay, so this whole thing is
Just one big misunderstanding !
668
00:37:35,996 --> 00:37:37,363
669
00:37:37,431 --> 00:37:40,066
A misunderstanding exactly.
670
00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:41,668
I have to say,
671
00:37:41,735 --> 00:37:44,837
I did not expect you to be
So rational about this, but...
672
00:37:44,905 --> 00:37:47,674
Boy, what a pleasant surprise !
673
00:37:47,741 --> 00:37:50,576
So we're just gonna take those purses
674
00:37:50,644 --> 00:37:55,081
And leave you fine people to your night of...
675
00:37:55,149 --> 00:37:56,416
Whatever.
676
00:37:56,483 --> 00:38:00,219
677
00:38:00,287 --> 00:38:01,587
Hold my couscous.
678
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:04,557
679
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,034
You know what ?
680
00:38:15,102 --> 00:38:17,970
I'll give you those purses.
681
00:38:18,038 --> 00:38:21,307
But you got to do something...
682
00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:24,510
For me. Exactly quid pro quo.
683
00:38:24,578 --> 00:38:26,879
I totally understand.
684
00:38:26,947 --> 00:38:29,449
What do you want us to do ?
685
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:32,318
Kiss.
686
00:38:32,386 --> 00:38:34,320
Kiss what ?
687
00:38:34,388 --> 00:38:36,456
Each other.
688
00:38:40,894 --> 00:38:42,495
I can't do this.
689
00:38:42,563 --> 00:38:45,665
You think i'm happy about it
giving these pervs a show ?
690
00:38:45,733 --> 00:38:47,100
Come on, it's kiss or die,
Heather, so pucker up !
691
00:38:47,167 --> 00:38:49,435
You don't understand. I can't !
692
00:38:52,773 --> 00:38:54,907
I've Never kissed.
693
00:38:54,975 --> 00:38:56,909
What..a girl ?
694
00:38:56,977 --> 00:38:58,611
Anyone.
695
00:38:58,679 --> 00:39:00,146
It's not like i'm a prude or anything.
696
00:39:00,214 --> 00:39:02,382
I've just been so busy with
school and extracurriculars
697
00:39:02,449 --> 00:39:03,649
And...
698
00:39:03,717 --> 00:39:06,252
Debate team takes up a lot of time, okay ?
699
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,254
I can't believe I'm about to be
700
00:39:08,322 --> 00:39:09,722
your first kiss.
701
00:39:09,790 --> 00:39:11,290
It's a lot of pressure.
702
00:39:11,358 --> 00:39:15,428
703
00:39:15,496 --> 00:39:16,963
So how do you want to do this..
704
00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:18,431
Mouth open, mouth closed,
705
00:39:18,499 --> 00:39:20,366
No tongue, a little bit of tongue ?
706
00:39:20,434 --> 00:39:23,035
707
00:39:23,103 --> 00:39:24,604
708
00:39:27,007 --> 00:39:28,841
709
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:41,687
Well, that's above and beyond.
710
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:44,257
We kissed. Can we have the purses now ?
711
00:39:44,324 --> 00:39:46,859
712
00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:48,060
I don't think so.
713
00:39:48,128 --> 00:39:50,930
- But you said...
- but...I lied !
714
00:39:50,998 --> 00:39:52,698
715
00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:54,434
716
00:39:54,501 --> 00:39:56,536
If i had known taking those
purses off O'Flaherty's hands
717
00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,004
Would lead to this,
718
00:39:58,071 --> 00:39:59,672
I would have traded him
that weed he was asking for
719
00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:01,707
Instead of giving him
a half pound of oregano !
720
00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,376
721
00:40:06,547 --> 00:40:08,748
Listen, you son of a "b" !
722
00:40:08,816 --> 00:40:10,016
723
00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:11,284
What are you doing ?
724
00:40:11,351 --> 00:40:13,820
We've been screwed over enough tonight !
725
00:40:13,887 --> 00:40:15,922
Hey, sweetie, put the gun down, okay ?
726
00:40:15,989 --> 00:40:17,924
I got a better idea... you !
727
00:40:17,991 --> 00:40:19,592
Bag up those purses, we're taking them.
728
00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:21,127
You ! back off !
- this is crazy.
729
00:40:21,195 --> 00:40:23,663
What are you doing, Heather ?
Please put the gun down.
730
00:40:23,730 --> 00:40:26,098
Heather, put the gun down.
731
00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:27,867
You want me to put the gun down ?
732
00:40:27,935 --> 00:40:30,603
My mom wanted me to go to prom with Glen.
733
00:40:30,671 --> 00:40:31,938
My guidance counselor
734
00:40:32,005 --> 00:40:33,406
Wanted me to run for school president.
735
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:36,609
My hairdresser... she wants me to go blonde !
736
00:40:36,677 --> 00:40:38,911
I am so sick
737
00:40:38,979 --> 00:40:41,948
Of everybody telling me what to do !
738
00:40:42,015 --> 00:40:46,018
Nobody ever asks me what I want !
739
00:40:46,086 --> 00:40:48,020
- What do you want ?
- I want...
740
00:40:48,088 --> 00:40:51,757
Those g.d. purses !
741
00:40:53,227 --> 00:40:55,862
742
00:40:59,766 --> 00:41:02,168
743
00:41:02,236 --> 00:41:03,703
I peed.
744
00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:06,138
745
00:41:06,206 --> 00:41:08,608
Girls, now we're really gonna have some fun.
746
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,776
747
00:41:13,881 --> 00:41:16,549
My merchandise !
748
00:41:20,153 --> 00:41:21,721
The car is longer than it looks.
749
00:41:21,788 --> 00:41:22,855
I'm just going to leave them
my insurance information.
750
00:41:22,923 --> 00:41:24,490
Get in the car, Clark !
751
00:41:29,229 --> 00:41:30,696
We should go.
752
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,541
753
00:41:48,215 --> 00:41:49,849
Did you just see that ?
754
00:41:49,917 --> 00:41:53,019
755
00:42:14,174 --> 00:42:16,409
756
00:42:19,112 --> 00:42:22,114
757
00:42:24,084 --> 00:42:27,553
758
00:42:27,621 --> 00:42:29,889
What...what's so funny ?
759
00:42:29,957 --> 00:42:34,660
I cannot believe that place blew up !
760
00:42:34,728 --> 00:42:36,662
I can't believe you pulled a gun on that guy !
761
00:42:36,730 --> 00:42:39,098
- A gun ?
Where did you get a gun ?
762
00:42:39,166 --> 00:42:42,101
I thought we were gonna die !
763
00:42:42,169 --> 00:42:44,370
Never in a million years
764
00:42:44,438 --> 00:42:47,807
Did i think that my first kiss
was going to be with a girl !
765
00:42:47,874 --> 00:42:49,041
That was your first kiss !
766
00:42:49,109 --> 00:42:50,409
Come on, that was a good kiss !
- really ?
767
00:42:50,477 --> 00:42:51,978
768
00:42:52,045 --> 00:42:53,646
Probably could have done without the tongue, but
769
00:42:53,714 --> 00:42:56,482
I'm sorry I just got caught up in the moment.
770
00:42:56,550 --> 00:42:59,986
You two french-kissed and i missed it ?
771
00:43:00,053 --> 00:43:02,488
How could you let me miss that ?
772
00:43:02,556 --> 00:43:05,324
773
00:43:05,392 --> 00:43:07,226
774
00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:09,695
You went to prom ?
775
00:43:09,763 --> 00:43:11,631
You ?
776
00:43:11,698 --> 00:43:13,499
What, are you, like, mr. high school now ?
777
00:43:13,567 --> 00:43:15,401
I told you a million times, man
778
00:43:15,469 --> 00:43:19,171
School is for bitches.
Selling weed is awesome.
779
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,473
Dropping out sophomore year
780
00:43:20,540 --> 00:43:23,109
Best financial decision I've ever made.
781
00:43:23,176 --> 00:43:25,478
Dude, I didn't go to prom to dance.
782
00:43:25,545 --> 00:43:26,812
I went to work.
783
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,548
I sold so much, I had to go to dirty steve's
784
00:43:29,616 --> 00:43:30,750
And get some more !
785
00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:32,251
786
00:43:32,319 --> 00:43:35,187
He says it's italian.
- Italian, huh ?
787
00:43:35,255 --> 00:43:36,756
You know, weed is global now, man.
788
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:40,026
I told you that it was gonna happen.
789
00:43:40,093 --> 00:43:41,494
790
00:43:41,561 --> 00:43:44,063
It's oregano.
- it's oregano ?
791
00:43:44,131 --> 00:43:46,999
Oh, that is classic steve, man.
792
00:43:47,067 --> 00:43:49,535
Dirty steve.. you know how dirty steve is ?
793
00:43:49,603 --> 00:43:51,270
- How dirty ?
- He had sex with my mom.
794
00:43:51,338 --> 00:43:53,339
- maybe i can sell this
at Drew's party.
795
00:43:53,407 --> 00:43:55,007
You know, high-school kids
tHey'll smoke anything.
796
00:43:55,075 --> 00:43:57,076
Dude, you are a high-school kid !
797
00:43:57,144 --> 00:43:58,844
You're thinking like a high-school kid.
798
00:43:58,912 --> 00:44:01,914
You got to think like me,
like a businessman.
799
00:44:01,982 --> 00:44:03,783
Forget Drew's party.
800
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,385
Take that stuff to the central high party.
801
00:44:06,453 --> 00:44:08,688
Those rich kids will pay double
802
00:44:08,755 --> 00:44:10,923
If you just throw in Ssme science when you sell it.
803
00:44:10,991 --> 00:44:14,860
Say it's, like, a "hydrophonic" or, uh...
804
00:44:14,928 --> 00:44:16,896
Digital.
805
00:44:16,963 --> 00:44:20,332
You are the man !
806
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,001
Not a problem, man,
807
00:44:22,069 --> 00:44:24,670
Hey, when you do wise up and you drop out,
808
00:44:24,738 --> 00:44:26,639
You can crash at my place.
809
00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:29,608
Still at your mom's ?
- Nah. stepdad's.
810
00:44:29,676 --> 00:44:32,311
- Sweet !
- yes, it is.
811
00:44:32,379 --> 00:44:35,614
- I'll catch you later, man.
- Later on.
812
00:44:35,682 --> 00:44:38,451
813
00:44:38,518 --> 00:44:40,019
I got it. I'm pourin' it out.
814
00:44:40,087 --> 00:44:42,588
I'm pourin' it out. I know the drill.
815
00:44:42,656 --> 00:44:45,958
- Hey, Kyle.
- Trent !
816
00:44:46,026 --> 00:44:47,460
That was a perfectly good can of beer.
817
00:44:47,527 --> 00:44:49,762
- I thought you were a cop.
- I am a cop.
818
00:44:49,830 --> 00:44:51,297
- You're a cop.
819
00:44:51,364 --> 00:44:53,365
All right, so, uh, what do you want..shrooms ?
820
00:44:53,433 --> 00:44:55,668
I remember you being a shrooms guy.
821
00:44:55,736 --> 00:44:57,570
Those days are behind me, Kyle.
822
00:44:57,637 --> 00:44:59,772
I'm actually looking for Colin O'Flaherty.
823
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,875
You seen him tonight ?
824
00:45:02,943 --> 00:45:05,778
Sorry, man, seeing you just really took me back
825
00:45:05,846 --> 00:45:07,446
Back to the good old days.
826
00:45:07,514 --> 00:45:09,081
- I like the 'stache !
- Yeah, ok !
827
00:45:09,149 --> 00:45:10,282
- You're rocking it, man !
- Yeah.
828
00:45:10,350 --> 00:45:12,218
You know what ?
Since I like the 'stache,
829
00:45:12,285 --> 00:45:14,620
I'm gonna do you a favor.
830
00:45:14,688 --> 00:45:17,890
Colin just headed straight down to Drew's party.
831
00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:21,260
But, please, don't tell him i told you.
832
00:45:21,328 --> 00:45:22,928
Kyle... still the man.
833
00:45:22,996 --> 00:45:25,998
I know, I know.
Hey, good to see you.
834
00:45:26,066 --> 00:45:29,368
Honestly.
835
00:45:31,605 --> 00:45:34,840
Wait.
Where's the limo driver ?
836
00:45:34,908 --> 00:45:38,344
He's fine.
I put him in the trunk.
837
00:45:38,411 --> 00:45:39,979
I want to freakin' go home !
838
00:45:40,046 --> 00:45:41,614
Why are we at Drew's party ?
839
00:45:41,681 --> 00:45:42,982
Because I'm gonna go in there,
840
00:45:43,049 --> 00:45:44,950
And i'm gonna give everyone
their purses back.
841
00:45:45,018 --> 00:45:46,519
That way, no one will be mad at me
842
00:45:46,586 --> 00:45:50,823
For taking stupid Colin to the stupid prom.
843
00:45:50,891 --> 00:45:52,625
Are you guys coming or what ?
844
00:45:52,692 --> 00:45:53,826
845
00:45:53,894 --> 00:45:55,261
I'm just gonna wait in the car.
846
00:45:55,328 --> 00:45:57,029
- what's wrong ?
847
00:45:57,097 --> 00:45:58,664
- Drew is one of Justin's best friends,
848
00:45:58,732 --> 00:46:01,100
- What if he's in there ?
- That's perfect !
849
00:46:01,168 --> 00:46:03,836
You go in there, and you tell
him what an ass hole he was
850
00:46:03,904 --> 00:46:05,771
For walking out on you.
851
00:46:05,839 --> 00:46:08,274
He cannot treat you like "s"
and get away with it.
852
00:46:08,341 --> 00:46:10,843
You know what I say ?
"f..." him.
853
00:46:10,911 --> 00:46:13,279
That's right. I said it.
854
00:46:13,346 --> 00:46:15,714
I think she's still running
on an adrenaline high,
855
00:46:15,782 --> 00:46:17,650
And i don't think we should listen to her.
856
00:46:17,717 --> 00:46:20,486
You know what, Clark ?
You can kiss my "a."
857
00:46:20,554 --> 00:46:23,722
Language.
858
00:46:23,790 --> 00:46:26,025
Neve, we cheated death tonight.
859
00:46:26,092 --> 00:46:28,194
We're invincible. We can do anything.
860
00:46:28,261 --> 00:46:29,829
Okay, do you see
861
00:46:29,896 --> 00:46:31,964
that this is exactly how bad decisions are made ?
862
00:46:32,032 --> 00:46:33,632
What do I say to him ?
863
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:35,801
You tell him to eat "s" and die.
864
00:46:35,869 --> 00:46:38,838
Or can't I just ask him why he walked out ?
865
00:46:38,905 --> 00:46:42,608
Whatever feels right.
866
00:46:42,676 --> 00:46:44,210
867
00:46:47,614 --> 00:46:50,382
I'm only coming because you guys
might make out again.
868
00:46:52,986 --> 00:46:56,188
869
00:46:56,256 --> 00:46:59,158
870
00:46:59,226 --> 00:47:02,628
871
00:47:08,468 --> 00:47:11,904
872
00:47:11,972 --> 00:47:20,145
873
00:47:20,213 --> 00:47:23,015
874
00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:24,950
I got the purses back !
875
00:47:36,830 --> 00:47:40,933
876
00:47:41,001 --> 00:47:44,336
I was gonna go shotgun a beer,
you want to come ?
877
00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:47,306
What the "h" ? Let's do it.
878
00:47:51,278 --> 00:47:53,579
I've never done this before.
879
00:47:53,647 --> 00:47:55,381
I can tell.
880
00:47:55,448 --> 00:47:58,150
881
00:47:58,218 --> 00:48:00,152
Hey, is that Drew ?
882
00:48:00,220 --> 00:48:03,255
Make sure you sign him before you leave.
883
00:48:03,323 --> 00:48:06,091
That's crazy about Clark
and Sharon. How's he doing ?
884
00:48:06,159 --> 00:48:08,193
-It was kind of rough at first, but...
885
00:48:08,261 --> 00:48:09,595
I think he's doing better now.
886
00:48:09,663 --> 00:48:11,897
We've had kind of a crazy night.
887
00:48:11,965 --> 00:48:13,999
I can't believe she's been cheating on him
888
00:48:14,067 --> 00:48:15,501
- For three months.
- What ?
889
00:48:15,568 --> 00:48:16,802
I just found out.
890
00:48:16,870 --> 00:48:18,771
Sharon's been screwing
some guy from central.
891
00:48:18,838 --> 00:48:22,608
He even took her to their prom tonight.
892
00:48:22,676 --> 00:48:24,944
Poor Clark. He deserves
so much better than that.
893
00:48:31,351 --> 00:48:33,552
What up, bitches ?
it's Sharon. Leave a message !
894
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,955
Sharon, it's me, Clark.
895
00:48:36,022 --> 00:48:38,991
I really don't know what's going on, so...
896
00:48:39,059 --> 00:48:40,326
Just let me fix it.
897
00:48:40,393 --> 00:48:42,962
Please, just give me a chance, okay ?
898
00:48:43,029 --> 00:48:45,931
Just call me. I love you.
899
00:48:49,803 --> 00:48:52,705
Dumped on prom night.
900
00:48:52,772 --> 00:48:55,541
That's harsh.
901
00:48:55,608 --> 00:48:58,577
Sucks pretty bad.
902
00:48:58,645 --> 00:49:00,112
Want a drink ?
903
00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:04,350
904
00:49:06,686 --> 00:49:08,354
905
00:49:08,421 --> 00:49:11,724
This is good.
906
00:49:11,791 --> 00:49:13,726
This is red ?
907
00:49:13,793 --> 00:49:16,228
It's white.
908
00:49:16,296 --> 00:49:21,000
That's what I thought I was gonna say white.
909
00:49:21,067 --> 00:49:23,135
910
00:49:23,203 --> 00:49:26,071
So, how do you know Drew ?
911
00:49:26,139 --> 00:49:30,042
- He's my little brother.
- Oh. I'm sorry.
912
00:49:30,110 --> 00:49:32,578
Not half as sorry as I am.
913
00:49:32,645 --> 00:49:35,280
I believe you.
914
00:49:35,348 --> 00:49:37,816
I'm hannah, by the way.
915
00:49:37,884 --> 00:49:40,919
- I'm Clark.
- Well, Clark...
916
00:49:40,987 --> 00:49:42,821
How would you like to keep me company
917
00:49:42,889 --> 00:49:45,324
While the rest of your class
destroys my parents' house ?
918
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,827
I can do that.
919
00:49:50,897 --> 00:49:55,167
920
00:49:55,235 --> 00:50:03,008
921
00:50:08,982 --> 00:50:12,084
Can i ask you something ?
922
00:50:12,152 --> 00:50:14,253
You're a girl, right ?
923
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,388
Is that seriously what you wanted to ask me ?
924
00:50:16,456 --> 00:50:17,890
925
00:50:17,957 --> 00:50:20,259
I know you're a girl, obviously !
926
00:50:20,326 --> 00:50:22,861
I mean, look at you.
You have boobs. I mean
927
00:50:22,929 --> 00:50:24,630
Not that i'm looking at your boobs, just that...
928
00:50:24,697 --> 00:50:26,131
They're there, you know.
929
00:50:26,199 --> 00:50:28,567
I noticed that they were there,
and that's--that's...
930
00:50:28,635 --> 00:50:31,370
All I wanted to say.
931
00:50:31,438 --> 00:50:33,939
That's really not what I meant to say.
932
00:50:34,007 --> 00:50:37,876
I think I really just want to know...
933
00:50:37,944 --> 00:50:39,878
What do girls want ?
934
00:50:39,946 --> 00:50:41,547
935
00:50:41,614 --> 00:50:43,215
I mean, I'm thoughtful.
I'm sensitive.
936
00:50:43,283 --> 00:50:46,852
I buy roses. I text just
to say I love you.
937
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,654
men's health had this list--
938
00:50:48,721 --> 00:50:51,490
"eight dates guaranteed to blow her mind."
939
00:50:51,558 --> 00:50:53,292
I took Sharon on seven of those dates,
940
00:50:53,359 --> 00:50:57,129
And then she just dumps me !
Like, what is that ?
941
00:50:57,197 --> 00:50:59,031
Like, what do you want, okay ?
942
00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:02,267
What do you want ?
943
00:51:02,335 --> 00:51:04,837
Did you ever think that maybe
you're trying too hard ?
944
00:51:04,904 --> 00:51:06,238
945
00:51:06,306 --> 00:51:07,940
Okay, hannah, this is love.
946
00:51:08,007 --> 00:51:10,309
You can Never try too hard.
947
00:51:10,376 --> 00:51:11,710
That's what it is.
948
00:51:11,778 --> 00:51:14,113
I'm not trying hard enough.
949
00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:16,014
Listen, Clark...
950
00:51:16,082 --> 00:51:18,650
I'm gonna give it to you straight, okay ?
951
00:51:18,718 --> 00:51:21,253
Girls like guys who...
952
00:51:21,321 --> 00:51:22,821
Don't have to try.
953
00:51:22,889 --> 00:51:25,858
That's ridiculous.
954
00:51:25,925 --> 00:51:28,127
A romantic seaside picnic
doesn't just happen, okay ?
955
00:51:28,194 --> 00:51:30,329
That's a solid eight hours of planning.
956
00:51:30,396 --> 00:51:31,930
Listen to me.
957
00:51:31,998 --> 00:51:33,866
You are adorable
958
00:51:33,933 --> 00:51:36,535
And sweet and a little bit nuts,
959
00:51:36,603 --> 00:51:38,470
But...
960
00:51:38,538 --> 00:51:42,674
There is a girl out there who digs that, and...
961
00:51:42,742 --> 00:51:45,077
When you meet her, you won't have to try
962
00:51:45,145 --> 00:51:46,778
To make her like you.
963
00:51:46,846 --> 00:51:49,047
She just will.
964
00:51:49,115 --> 00:51:51,416
I don't know.
965
00:51:51,484 --> 00:51:54,219
She just will.
966
00:51:56,489 --> 00:51:58,957
Is she...
967
00:51:59,025 --> 00:52:01,894
You ?
968
00:52:01,961 --> 00:52:03,162
Sorry, Clark, I
969
00:52:03,229 --> 00:52:04,796
I don't mess around with guys
970
00:52:04,864 --> 00:52:06,865
Who are in love with other girls.
971
00:52:06,933 --> 00:52:10,202
It's just kind of a rule.
972
00:52:10,270 --> 00:52:12,971
Yeah, I know I have the same rule...
973
00:52:13,039 --> 00:52:14,239
With girls, though.
974
00:52:14,307 --> 00:52:17,309
975
00:52:17,377 --> 00:52:25,150
976
00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:49,007
- Neve !
- This is what you wanted ?
977
00:52:49,075 --> 00:52:51,076
I spent this whole night
978
00:52:51,144 --> 00:52:52,211
wondering what I did wrong.
979
00:52:52,278 --> 00:52:53,712
I blamed myself, like
980
00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:55,881
Like I screwed this relationship
up so bad that
981
00:52:55,949 --> 00:52:58,317
That you didn't even want to have sex with me.
982
00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:00,852
Every guy in school wants to have sex with me !
983
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:04,990
I bet even she would have sex with me.
984
00:53:05,058 --> 00:53:07,893
I don't understand.
985
00:53:07,961 --> 00:53:10,762
I make a guy wait, I get my heart broken.
986
00:53:10,830 --> 00:53:15,167
I give it up too fast, I get my heart broken.
987
00:53:15,235 --> 00:53:18,203
I thought you were different.
988
00:53:18,271 --> 00:53:19,504
989
00:53:19,572 --> 00:53:21,840
I should have told you
990
00:53:21,908 --> 00:53:23,709
You should have.
991
00:53:23,776 --> 00:53:26,778
992
00:53:26,846 --> 00:53:29,581
993
00:53:29,649 --> 00:53:31,350
Neve, Hey. I need to talk to you.
994
00:53:31,417 --> 00:53:32,751
Not now.
995
00:53:32,819 --> 00:53:34,353
What's wrong ? Are you okay ?
996
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:35,887
Did you find Justin ?
I just want to get out of here
997
00:53:35,955 --> 00:53:37,756
before this night gets any worse.
998
00:53:37,824 --> 00:53:40,125
I'm lookin' for Colin O'Flaherty !
999
00:53:40,193 --> 00:53:42,227
You've got to be kidding me.
1000
00:53:42,295 --> 00:53:43,262
1001
00:53:43,329 --> 00:53:44,896
1002
00:53:44,964 --> 00:53:46,999
Never mind, it's just Trent.
1003
00:53:47,066 --> 00:53:49,568
1004
00:53:49,636 --> 00:53:51,670
1005
00:53:51,738 --> 00:53:53,538
Grow up, guys !
1006
00:53:53,606 --> 00:53:55,507
Neve ?
1007
00:53:55,575 --> 00:53:57,442
Hey, wait. where you going ?
Why are you runnin' off ?
1008
00:53:57,510 --> 00:53:59,278
Go away, Trent.
1009
00:53:59,345 --> 00:54:01,146
What, you're mad at me or something ?
1010
00:54:01,214 --> 00:54:04,616
- This is not good.
- Why isn't this good ?
1011
00:54:04,684 --> 00:54:06,485
That's Neve's ex-boyfriend.
1012
00:54:06,552 --> 00:54:10,489
He kind of took her virginity
and then Never called her again.
1013
00:54:10,556 --> 00:54:12,524
Last time I saw you in the back of my camaro,
1014
00:54:12,592 --> 00:54:15,260
It seemed like you were having
a pretty good time.
1015
00:54:15,328 --> 00:54:17,062
- are you insane ?
1016
00:54:17,130 --> 00:54:18,764
I regret every second I spent with you !
1017
00:54:18,831 --> 00:54:21,867
Respect the badge, Missy !
1018
00:54:21,934 --> 00:54:23,969
1019
00:54:24,037 --> 00:54:27,539
Respect the badge, guys !
Deputy dumbass is on the scene !
1020
00:54:27,607 --> 00:54:29,408
1021
00:54:29,475 --> 00:54:31,176
Oh, but careful.
1022
00:54:31,244 --> 00:54:33,912
Sometimes his gun goes off
before it leaves the holster.
1023
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,681
That's not true !
1024
00:54:35,748 --> 00:54:37,349
You're a joke.
1025
00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:39,518
You're lucky, you have a nice rack,
1026
00:54:39,585 --> 00:54:42,487
'cause without it, you'd have nothing.
1027
00:54:45,358 --> 00:54:47,793
1028
00:54:54,434 --> 00:54:57,169
680 to 90, 10-4.
1029
00:55:08,181 --> 00:55:10,682
We have to bail Neve out of jail.
1030
00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:12,684
How much money can you get ?
1031
00:55:12,752 --> 00:55:15,087
I'm a little light right now,
1032
00:55:15,154 --> 00:55:17,556
'cause, see, i'm saving up to pay for a limo
1033
00:55:17,623 --> 00:55:19,558
That I fraudulently charged
on my dad's credit card.
1034
00:55:19,625 --> 00:55:22,294
We can't just leave her in there !
1035
00:55:28,267 --> 00:55:30,502
What the "f" ?
1036
00:55:30,570 --> 00:55:31,903
Clark, stop the car !
1037
00:55:35,308 --> 00:55:37,376
What do you think he's doing in here ?
1038
00:55:37,443 --> 00:55:40,178
I don't think he came here to play skee-ball.
1039
00:55:40,246 --> 00:55:42,214
Don't you freakin' move.
1040
00:55:42,281 --> 00:55:44,616
Everybody thinks,
1041
00:55:44,684 --> 00:55:48,186
"let's rob pizza pete's
fun time pizza parlor."
1042
00:55:48,254 --> 00:55:51,356
I bet no one there has a gun.
1043
00:55:51,424 --> 00:55:54,126
1044
00:55:54,193 --> 00:55:56,161
This is just perfect.
1045
00:55:56,229 --> 00:55:58,663
I should have known this is how tonight would go.
1046
00:55:58,731 --> 00:56:00,665
Shut up, Clark !
1047
00:56:00,733 --> 00:56:04,903
I'm ready.
Just put me out of my misery.
1048
00:56:04,971 --> 00:56:07,839
Oh, god, no ! I'm only 17 !
I don't want to die like this !
1049
00:56:07,907 --> 00:56:10,409
Yur buddy Colin sells me fake weed,
1050
00:56:10,476 --> 00:56:14,646
And then you two empty out my cash register.
1051
00:56:14,714 --> 00:56:17,315
You don't think i know oregano when I see it ?
1052
00:56:17,383 --> 00:56:18,750
I'm pizza pete !
1053
00:56:18,818 --> 00:56:20,786
Please, sir, just put the gun down.
1054
00:56:20,853 --> 00:56:23,455
I understand that you're upset.
I mean, I would be too.
1055
00:56:23,523 --> 00:56:26,391
You work in that ridiculous costume
1056
00:56:26,459 --> 00:56:28,693
In this depressing pizzeria.
1057
00:56:28,761 --> 00:56:31,463
My father built this depressing pizzeria
1058
00:56:31,531 --> 00:56:33,098
With his bare hands !
1059
00:56:33,166 --> 00:56:36,501
and the man was clearly a visionary.
1060
00:56:36,569 --> 00:56:39,004
Do I look stupid to you ?
1061
00:56:39,071 --> 00:56:40,839
Heather, please don't answer that.
1062
00:56:40,907 --> 00:56:44,376
Where's my money ?
1063
00:56:44,444 --> 00:56:46,244
He has it !
1064
00:56:52,885 --> 00:56:54,085
1065
00:56:54,153 --> 00:56:57,422
1066
00:57:03,296 --> 00:57:07,165
You think you can hide from me ?
1067
00:57:07,233 --> 00:57:10,569
I designed this maze !
1068
00:57:14,173 --> 00:57:17,309
I know every corner of this thing.
1069
00:57:21,214 --> 00:57:23,348
Why are we stopping ? He's gonna find us.
1070
00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:25,717
I'm in a laser-tag league.
This is the perfect hiding spot.
1071
00:57:25,785 --> 00:57:26,618
Trust me.
1072
00:57:39,065 --> 00:57:40,465
1073
00:57:44,604 --> 00:57:48,840
You think you can come in my house
and steal from me ?
1074
00:57:48,908 --> 00:57:51,243
This is my house !
1075
00:57:51,310 --> 00:57:53,845
I sleep here !
1076
00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:01,386
1077
00:58:01,454 --> 00:58:04,890
1078
00:58:12,198 --> 00:58:13,999
Now I got ya.
1079
00:58:15,735 --> 00:58:18,403
1080
00:58:21,841 --> 00:58:23,775
Thank god, officer.
1081
00:58:23,843 --> 00:58:26,411
I am fully prepared to press charges.
1082
00:58:26,479 --> 00:58:29,114
What are you doing ?
We didn't do anything.
1083
00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:34,219
Yep, that's a band-aid.
1084
00:58:36,255 --> 00:58:37,722
1085
00:58:37,790 --> 00:58:40,392
So, you see, we're just three innocent teenagers
1086
00:58:40,459 --> 00:58:43,495
Who learned a valuable lesson about responsibility.
1087
00:58:46,399 --> 00:58:48,400
Can I go now ?
1088
00:58:58,978 --> 00:59:01,212
They're, not letting us go.
1089
00:59:02,815 --> 00:59:04,382
No kidding.
1090
00:59:05,918 --> 00:59:07,719
I can't believe I'm in jail.
1091
00:59:07,787 --> 00:59:10,622
I've Never even had detention.
1092
00:59:10,690 --> 00:59:12,223
This is what I get.
1093
00:59:12,291 --> 00:59:13,992
I try to throw caution to the wind,
1094
00:59:14,060 --> 00:59:16,494
And it bites me in the "a."
1095
00:59:16,562 --> 00:59:18,196
I'm going to get kicked out of harvard
1096
00:59:18,264 --> 00:59:20,298
Before freshmen orientation.
1097
00:59:20,366 --> 00:59:21,833
I bet brown won't even take me.
1098
00:59:21,901 --> 00:59:24,102
I'll probably end up at some state school.
1099
00:59:24,170 --> 00:59:25,704
Hey, I'm going to state school.
1100
00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:27,305
Yeah, but you're not me.
1101
00:59:27,373 --> 00:59:30,041
Oh, okay, sorry.
1102
00:59:30,109 --> 00:59:32,677
- That was harsh.
- I don't mean it like that.
1103
00:59:32,745 --> 00:59:36,381
I just mean that people
have certain expectations of me.
1104
00:59:36,449 --> 00:59:39,384
1105
00:59:39,452 --> 00:59:41,853
Will you please give it a rest ?
1106
00:59:41,921 --> 00:59:44,255
Okay, we get it your life
is stressful, but guess what.
1107
00:59:44,323 --> 00:59:46,358
We're all under a lot of pressure.
1108
00:59:46,425 --> 00:59:47,792
I mean, I hit a cop tonight !
1109
00:59:47,860 --> 00:59:50,261
That's what I'm talkin' about !
1110
00:59:50,329 --> 00:59:53,965
We all made stupid choices,
and that is why we are in jail.
1111
00:59:54,033 --> 00:59:55,667
I didn't, okay ?
1112
00:59:55,735 --> 00:59:59,070
Okay, I didn't invite a criminal
to prom or punch Kubiak.
1113
00:59:59,138 --> 01:00:01,706
All I wanted was just a normal prom
1114
01:00:01,774 --> 01:00:03,508
With me and my girlfriend
1115
01:00:03,576 --> 01:00:06,878
Not with you, not with you,
just me and Sharon.
1116
01:00:06,946 --> 01:00:08,113
Clark, you and Sharon
1117
01:00:08,180 --> 01:00:10,782
Were never going to go to prom together.
1118
01:00:10,850 --> 01:00:13,418
What are you talking about ?
Of course we were.
1119
01:00:13,486 --> 01:00:17,656
I've been planning this for weeks.
1120
01:00:17,723 --> 01:00:19,557
What is it ?
1121
01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:20,892
What ?
1122
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:24,629
Damn, don't hold back now, white girl.
1123
01:00:24,697 --> 01:00:27,599
Sharon's been cheating on you.
1124
01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:29,868
That Sharon.
1125
01:00:29,935 --> 01:00:32,437
She hasn't.
1126
01:00:32,505 --> 01:00:34,105
It's true. Nikki told me.
1127
01:00:34,173 --> 01:00:37,108
She's been dating a guy that goes to central.
1128
01:00:37,176 --> 01:00:38,743
You sure ?
1129
01:00:38,811 --> 01:00:42,881
She was at their prom tonight,
Clark, with him.
1130
01:00:44,917 --> 01:00:47,185
Clark, I'm sorry. That sucks.
1131
01:00:50,222 --> 01:00:54,192
That's it, baby.
1132
01:00:54,260 --> 01:00:56,528
Just let it all out.
1133
01:01:00,332 --> 01:01:02,434
- Spencer, Spirnak, Peterson,
1134
01:01:02,501 --> 01:01:05,503
Your parents are here to bail you out.
1135
01:01:05,571 --> 01:01:07,806
You gonna be okay, baby.
1136
01:01:09,508 --> 01:01:10,909
1137
01:01:46,645 --> 01:01:48,813
1138
01:01:54,887 --> 01:01:56,955
What the hell does she want ?
1139
01:01:57,022 --> 01:02:00,024
1140
01:02:00,092 --> 01:02:01,326
1141
01:02:09,301 --> 01:02:17,075
1142
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:25,350
1143
01:02:25,417 --> 01:02:27,152
Did you just get this text ?
1144
01:02:27,219 --> 01:02:29,387
1145
01:02:29,455 --> 01:02:33,024
The last good-bye
1146
01:02:33,092 --> 01:02:37,095
is the hardest one.
1147
01:02:37,163 --> 01:02:39,798
the last good-bye.
1148
01:02:39,865 --> 01:02:44,235
is the hardest one.
1149
01:02:44,303 --> 01:02:47,572
a winter storm.
1150
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,875
a sea of blue.
1151
01:02:50,943 --> 01:02:59,517
Charlie Chaplin singin' songs on second avenue.
1152
01:02:59,585 --> 01:03:03,955
1153
01:03:04,023 --> 01:03:06,157
1154
01:03:11,597 --> 01:03:12,864
Get in, Clark.
1155
01:03:12,932 --> 01:03:14,833
What are you guys doing here ?
1156
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:16,634
We're going to the central after-party,
1157
01:03:16,702 --> 01:03:18,069
And you're coming with us.
1158
01:03:18,137 --> 01:03:19,737
My parents just bailed me out of jail.
1159
01:03:19,805 --> 01:03:21,539
I'm grounded until I leave for college.
1160
01:03:21,607 --> 01:03:23,374
I'm not going to another party, okay ?
1161
01:03:23,442 --> 01:03:25,710
You're coming to this one, okay ?
1162
01:03:25,778 --> 01:03:27,245
Get in the car.
1163
01:03:27,313 --> 01:03:29,614
1164
01:03:29,682 --> 01:03:30,915
1165
01:03:30,983 --> 01:03:32,383
Sharon's going to be there.
1166
01:03:32,451 --> 01:03:34,886
Sharon and I are done.
1167
01:03:34,954 --> 01:03:37,288
I really just want this night to be over.
1168
01:03:37,356 --> 01:03:39,824
Listen, Clark,
1169
01:03:39,892 --> 01:03:42,026
You only get one prom night.
1170
01:03:42,094 --> 01:03:43,595
This is ours, and they took it from us
1171
01:03:43,662 --> 01:03:44,896
Sharon, Justin, and Colin.
1172
01:03:44,964 --> 01:03:46,231
THey are at the central after-party.
1173
01:03:46,298 --> 01:03:47,532
So you can go back in your bedroom
1174
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,067
And have a little masturbation party,
1175
01:03:49,134 --> 01:03:52,370
Or you can get in the car
and take your prom night back.
1176
01:03:52,438 --> 01:03:53,771
What is it gonna be ?
1177
01:03:55,975 --> 01:03:58,109
I'm gonna take my prom night back.
1178
01:03:58,177 --> 01:04:00,111
1179
01:04:00,179 --> 01:04:01,246
1180
01:04:01,313 --> 01:04:03,314
1181
01:04:03,382 --> 01:04:04,415
1182
01:04:04,483 --> 01:04:06,284
Hey, how'd you guys know
1183
01:04:06,352 --> 01:04:07,952
I was getting ready to jerk it back there ?
1184
01:04:08,020 --> 01:04:09,487
1185
01:04:09,555 --> 01:04:11,122
1186
01:04:19,698 --> 01:04:21,532
There they are.
1187
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:23,935
They destroyed our home, Louis.
1188
01:04:24,003 --> 01:04:25,770
1189
01:04:25,838 --> 01:04:29,207
1190
01:04:29,275 --> 01:04:32,143
Wait. You said, let's go get 'em," right ?
1191
01:04:32,211 --> 01:04:34,379
Oh, we will.
1192
01:04:34,446 --> 01:04:37,181
We will !
1193
01:04:37,249 --> 01:04:38,883
1194
01:04:38,951 --> 01:04:40,485
Find a station that's good.
1195
01:04:40,552 --> 01:04:43,154
Find a classic-rock station.
1196
01:04:44,790 --> 01:04:47,792
1197
01:04:47,860 --> 01:04:55,633
1198
01:05:04,143 --> 01:05:06,844
This is an after-party.
1199
01:05:06,912 --> 01:05:08,279
Our school sucks.
1200
01:05:08,347 --> 01:05:10,415
I mean, I wouldn't say that.
1201
01:05:10,482 --> 01:05:14,118
Oh, my god, they have sushi.
1202
01:05:14,186 --> 01:05:15,954
Oh, Clark, look...
1203
01:05:16,021 --> 01:05:17,789
There's Sharon.
1204
01:05:17,856 --> 01:05:19,324
1205
01:05:21,026 --> 01:05:22,527
Wow, she looks busy.
1206
01:05:24,697 --> 01:05:26,864
- Can we go now ?
- what is wrong with you ?
1207
01:05:26,932 --> 01:05:30,201
She broke your heart.
Rip her a new one.
1208
01:05:30,269 --> 01:05:32,437
1209
01:05:32,504 --> 01:05:35,006
Clark, don't bitch out.
1210
01:05:35,074 --> 01:05:37,308
All right, i'm going.
1211
01:05:43,649 --> 01:05:45,416
1212
01:05:45,484 --> 01:05:47,352
What are you doing here, Clark ?
1213
01:05:47,419 --> 01:05:49,120
What am I doing here ?
1214
01:05:49,188 --> 01:05:51,622
What are you doing here ?
1215
01:05:51,690 --> 01:05:54,359
Sharon, we were supposed to go
to the prom together.
1216
01:05:54,426 --> 01:05:56,494
I had planned the most romantic evening
1217
01:05:56,562 --> 01:05:58,029
in the history of high school,
1218
01:05:58,097 --> 01:05:59,864
And ten minutes before it's supposed to go down,
1219
01:05:59,932 --> 01:06:01,032
You dump me
1220
01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:03,301
in a text message !
1221
01:06:03,369 --> 01:06:07,905
Clark , I'm sorry if I ruined your night, okay ?
1222
01:06:07,973 --> 01:06:09,374
I was gonna go to the prom with you.
1223
01:06:09,441 --> 01:06:11,676
I wasn't gonna meet up with doug until after.
1224
01:06:11,744 --> 01:06:14,846
That's, that's way better.
1225
01:06:14,913 --> 01:06:17,915
Do you not see how messed up that is ?
1226
01:06:17,983 --> 01:06:19,417
You don't have to be a jerk about it.
1227
01:06:19,485 --> 01:06:21,519
- no, i don't.
1228
01:06:21,587 --> 01:06:23,788
But you know what ?
I'm gonna be.
1229
01:06:23,856 --> 01:06:27,191
I don't know when this dawned on me.
1230
01:06:27,259 --> 01:06:29,260
It could have been while i was being shot at
1231
01:06:29,328 --> 01:06:30,661
by a giant rat.
1232
01:06:30,729 --> 01:06:33,097
It could have been while i was in prison.
1233
01:06:33,165 --> 01:06:36,934
Or, you know, it actually could
have been just two seconds ago
1234
01:06:37,002 --> 01:06:38,970
When I see you having the time of your life
1235
01:06:39,038 --> 01:06:42,607
Without even a thought of how i'm doing.
1236
01:06:42,674 --> 01:06:44,709
At some point tonight,
1237
01:06:44,777 --> 01:06:49,347
I just realized that you don't deserve me.
1238
01:06:49,415 --> 01:06:51,616
1239
01:06:51,683 --> 01:06:55,586
I deserve a normal, non-insane boyfriend,
1240
01:06:55,654 --> 01:06:57,588
Someone who's not gonna hack my cell phone
1241
01:06:57,656 --> 01:06:59,991
Or break into my locker.
1242
01:07:00,059 --> 01:07:03,294
It's an invasion of privacy.
1243
01:07:03,362 --> 01:07:06,130
Clark, you are way too intense.
1244
01:07:06,198 --> 01:07:08,766
You were smothering me.
1245
01:07:08,834 --> 01:07:11,302
I couldn't breathe.
1246
01:07:11,370 --> 01:07:14,772
You know, you could have at least said something
1247
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:17,842
Before you went out and cheated on me.
1248
01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:20,645
and then there's the ring.
1249
01:07:20,712 --> 01:07:23,815
Yeah, Clark, I know about it.
1250
01:07:23,882 --> 01:07:25,383
What ring ?
1251
01:07:25,451 --> 01:07:27,518
The engagement ring.
1252
01:07:27,586 --> 01:07:30,054
You were gonna propose to me tonight.
1253
01:07:30,122 --> 01:07:32,523
I'm only in high school, Clark.
1254
01:07:32,591 --> 01:07:34,392
I'm not ready to get married.
1255
01:07:34,460 --> 01:07:36,627
I'm not looking for a commitment, just fun.
1256
01:07:36,695 --> 01:07:38,796
1257
01:07:38,864 --> 01:07:42,433
You mean the earrings
1258
01:07:42,501 --> 01:07:45,470
That I got for you as a graduation gift,
1259
01:07:45,537 --> 01:07:47,238
1260
01:07:47,306 --> 01:07:49,440
Those are nice.
1261
01:07:49,508 --> 01:07:51,876
1262
01:07:51,944 --> 01:07:54,679
While I was putting all
of myself into our relationship,
1263
01:07:54,746 --> 01:07:58,449
Some other dude was putting
all of himself into you.
1264
01:07:58,517 --> 01:08:02,720
And you know what that makes you ?
1265
01:08:04,490 --> 01:08:06,924
That makes you a bitch !
1266
01:08:06,992 --> 01:08:09,794
1267
01:08:09,862 --> 01:08:13,064
1268
01:08:13,132 --> 01:08:15,233
And you know what ?
1269
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:19,137
I faked every orgasm !
1270
01:08:19,204 --> 01:08:21,305
It's true.
1271
01:08:26,578 --> 01:08:29,947
Clark, I am seriously so proud of you.
1272
01:08:30,015 --> 01:08:32,216
How does a guy fake an orgasm ?
1273
01:08:32,284 --> 01:08:34,619
What is Sharon doing with that guy ?
1274
01:08:34,686 --> 01:08:36,687
She doesn't even like muscles.
1275
01:08:36,755 --> 01:08:39,790
Clark, every girl likes muscles.
1276
01:08:39,858 --> 01:08:41,159
You know what ?
1277
01:08:41,226 --> 01:08:42,627
Who cares, you know ?
1278
01:08:42,694 --> 01:08:44,128
I'm done with her.
1279
01:08:44,196 --> 01:08:46,964
And--and, really, I'm really glad
1280
01:08:47,032 --> 01:08:48,466
You guys convinced me to come out tonight.
1281
01:08:48,534 --> 01:08:49,700
I needed this.
1282
01:08:51,537 --> 01:08:54,238
Would you take it down a notch !
1283
01:08:54,306 --> 01:08:55,439
1284
01:08:55,507 --> 01:08:57,108
1285
01:08:57,176 --> 01:08:58,342
1286
01:08:58,410 --> 01:09:00,845
Heather, how's it going ?
1287
01:09:00,913 --> 01:09:01,879
1288
01:09:01,947 --> 01:09:03,781
1289
01:09:05,684 --> 01:09:06,584
You're gay.
1290
01:09:11,657 --> 01:09:14,559
This explains so much.
1291
01:09:14,626 --> 01:09:16,227
I was gonna tell you, I swear.
1292
01:09:16,295 --> 01:09:17,595
I just...
1293
01:09:17,663 --> 01:09:20,264
I didn't want to ruin your prom,
1294
01:09:20,332 --> 01:09:24,802
But then I freaked out and I ruined your prom.
1295
01:09:24,870 --> 01:09:27,271
I am so...
1296
01:09:27,339 --> 01:09:29,173
Sorry.
1297
01:09:29,241 --> 01:09:31,609
Here I was thinking
1298a
01:09:31,677 --> 01:09:34,011
That you weren't into me
and that you were cheating on me
1299
01:09:34,079 --> 01:09:35,680
With that emo chick at that party.
1300
01:09:35,747 --> 01:09:36,914
Marcy ?
1301
01:09:36,982 --> 01:09:39,217
Dude, you are way hotter than she is.
1302
01:09:39,284 --> 01:09:41,018
God, I know.
1303
01:09:41,086 --> 01:09:44,055
Why did your mom try to set us up if you're gay ?
1304
01:09:44,122 --> 01:09:46,557
She just thinks I haven't met the right girl yet.
1305
01:09:46,625 --> 01:09:49,961
But you're gay. The right girl is a guy.
1306
01:09:50,028 --> 01:09:51,729
That's what I keep telling her.
1307
01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:57,001
Are we gonna dance or what ?
1308
01:09:58,270 --> 01:09:59,570
You want to come with ?
1309
01:09:59,638 --> 01:10:01,339
No, I'm good. Go ahead.
1310
01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:03,241
We'll talk later, okay ?
1311
01:10:05,344 --> 01:10:07,578
1312
01:10:20,092 --> 01:10:23,494
1313
01:10:23,562 --> 01:10:26,464
How in the "h" did dirty steve find us ?
1314
01:10:26,531 --> 01:10:28,232
We need to leave.
1315
01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:30,101
We can't just leave. The guy's dangerous.
1316
01:10:30,168 --> 01:10:31,836
Yes, that is why we need to leave, okay ?
1317
01:10:31,903 --> 01:10:33,204
Because if he doesn't find us,
1318
01:10:33,272 --> 01:10:34,805
Then he'll go away, and then no one gets hurt.
1319
01:10:34,873 --> 01:10:36,874
Trust me, I've been a coward my whole life.
1320
01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:39,443
I know how to handle these situations.
1321
01:10:41,546 --> 01:10:44,248
Seriously, guys, pace yourselves, all right ?
1322
01:10:44,316 --> 01:10:45,716
This is the stuff that they give to monkeys
1323
01:10:45,784 --> 01:10:47,985
Before they send them into space.
1324
01:10:48,053 --> 01:10:51,689
Step into my office.
1325
01:10:59,064 --> 01:11:01,766
Smething about sneaking away
just doesn't feel right.
1326
01:11:01,833 --> 01:11:04,769
It'll feel right tomorrow, when we're alive.
1327
01:11:04,836 --> 01:11:07,305
1328
01:11:07,372 --> 01:11:09,173
Listen, I'm sorry that
1329
01:11:09,241 --> 01:11:11,575
That I called your girlfriend a bitch,
1330
01:11:11,643 --> 01:11:12,877
Although...
1331
01:11:12,944 --> 01:11:16,347
She was my girlfriend first.
1332
01:11:16,415 --> 01:11:18,616
So I'll tell you what
Why don't you step aside
1333
01:11:18,684 --> 01:11:20,851
And let us go, and we'll call it even ?
1334
01:11:20,919 --> 01:11:22,153
Cool ?
1335
01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:24,422
1336
01:11:26,692 --> 01:11:28,826
I'm looking for Clark Peterson
1337
01:11:28,894 --> 01:11:32,029
5'8", red hair, brown eyes,
1338
01:11:32,097 --> 01:11:36,767
136 pounds, lives at 42 maple hill road.
1339
01:11:39,538 --> 01:11:41,005
He's not talking about me.
1340
01:11:41,073 --> 01:11:43,607
He must be talking about someone else.
1341
01:11:45,844 --> 01:11:47,978
You don't want to do this.
1342
01:11:48,046 --> 01:11:49,347
I find that hard to believe,
1343
01:11:49,414 --> 01:11:52,083
That nobody knows Clark peterson.
1344
01:11:52,150 --> 01:11:54,785
1345
01:11:54,853 --> 01:11:56,420
Hey, man. What's up ?
1346
01:11:56,488 --> 01:11:58,622
1347
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,227
Where are your girlfriends ?
1348
01:12:03,295 --> 01:12:05,596
they...just left.
1349
01:12:05,664 --> 01:12:07,398
That's too bad.
1350
01:12:07,466 --> 01:12:09,367
THey're gonna miss me shooting you.
1351
01:12:09,434 --> 01:12:11,202
Hey, wait.
1352
01:12:11,269 --> 01:12:13,204
Look, Steve, we swear, that whole
1353
01:12:13,271 --> 01:12:15,072
"blowing up your house" thing
was a total accident.
1354
01:12:15,140 --> 01:12:17,541
Srely, your homeowners policy
will cover the damage ?
1355
01:12:17,609 --> 01:12:19,610
Shut up.
1356
01:12:19,678 --> 01:12:21,178
1357
01:12:21,246 --> 01:12:23,280
1358
01:13:09,594 --> 01:13:11,595
1359
01:13:23,842 --> 01:13:26,410
This guy smells like hepatitis.
1360
01:13:28,647 --> 01:13:31,182
1361
01:13:31,249 --> 01:13:34,485
1362
01:13:34,553 --> 01:13:36,253
Hey, louis.
1363
01:13:40,892 --> 01:13:44,929
What, happened to Steve ?
1364
01:13:44,996 --> 01:13:46,096
1365
01:13:46,164 --> 01:13:48,766
It's kind of a long story,
1366
01:13:48,834 --> 01:13:53,504
And it all starts with you.
1367
01:13:53,572 --> 01:13:57,174
You ruined my prom night, O'Flaherty.
1368
01:13:57,242 --> 01:13:58,676
Did I ?
1369
01:13:58,743 --> 01:14:02,079
Or did you ruin your own prom night ?
1370
01:14:02,147 --> 01:14:04,181
You know what ? It doesn't matter.
1371
01:14:04,249 --> 01:14:06,116
I'm not mad at you.
1372
01:14:06,184 --> 01:14:07,751
You're not ?
1373
01:14:07,819 --> 01:14:11,622
No, actually, I should be thanking you.
1374
01:14:11,690 --> 01:14:13,691
Thanking me ?
1375
01:14:13,758 --> 01:14:15,059
Hey, do you want to dance ?
1376
01:14:15,126 --> 01:14:17,127
I mean, after all, it is prom night
1377
01:14:17,195 --> 01:14:18,462
And my date,
1378
01:14:18,530 --> 01:14:22,266
For better or for worse, so...
1379
01:14:22,334 --> 01:14:24,401
Yeah, you know, I really got to get goin'.
1380
01:14:24,469 --> 01:14:26,270
I'm fresh out of oregano joints.
1381
01:14:26,338 --> 01:14:29,373
Colin, after everything
that you put me through tonight,
1382
01:14:29,441 --> 01:14:32,042
The least you could do is dance with me.
1383
01:14:34,279 --> 01:14:36,914
Sure. Why not ?
1384
01:14:36,982 --> 01:14:39,984
1385
01:14:40,051 --> 01:14:48,192
ΒΆ.
1386
01:14:48,260 --> 01:14:50,661
You were right about me.
1387
01:14:50,729 --> 01:14:51,896
I was ?
1388
01:14:51,963 --> 01:14:54,632
I needed to loosen up,
1389
01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:57,268
Have some fun.
1390
01:14:57,335 --> 01:14:59,336
I didn't think it was fun at the time,
1391
01:14:59,404 --> 01:15:01,739
But I will Never forget tonight.
1392
01:15:01,806 --> 01:15:03,641
Great.
1393
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:06,877
I'm glad i could help, but i really got to go.
1394
01:15:06,945 --> 01:15:10,948
I'm not the same kind of girl
That I was this morning.
1395
01:15:14,185 --> 01:15:16,554
I'm sorry. Did you need to go ?
1396
01:15:17,822 --> 01:15:21,358
No. I can stay for a minute.
1397
01:15:21,426 --> 01:15:23,160
Perfect.
1398
01:15:39,444 --> 01:15:42,079
What was that for ?
1399
01:15:42,147 --> 01:15:44,715
Just distracting you.
1400
01:15:44,783 --> 01:15:46,684
1401
01:15:46,751 --> 01:15:48,419
1402
01:15:48,486 --> 01:15:51,522
Don't resist me. I will tase you.
1403
01:15:54,259 --> 01:15:56,260
Take it easy there, Trent.
1404
01:15:56,328 --> 01:15:57,895
Oh, I got your ass, O'Flaherty.
1405
01:15:57,963 --> 01:15:59,763
Thanks for the tip, ma'am.
1406
01:16:01,266 --> 01:16:02,666
You set me up ?
1407
01:16:04,669 --> 01:16:05,736
I'm impressed.
1408
01:16:05,804 --> 01:16:07,671
And by the way,
1409
01:16:07,739 --> 01:16:11,141
My mom didn't pick my underwear tonight,
1410
01:16:11,209 --> 01:16:13,744
'cause i'm not wearing any.
1411
01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:21,051
Hey, girl !
1412
01:16:21,119 --> 01:16:23,387
Well, come on, it's time to shake that ass !
1413
01:16:29,794 --> 01:16:32,162
Are you drinking my wine again ?
1414
01:16:32,230 --> 01:16:34,798
Hannah, what are you doing here ?
1415
01:16:34,866 --> 01:16:37,735
- some douche bags from Drew's
party were headed this way,
1416
01:16:37,802 --> 01:16:41,038
So I decided to catch a ride.
1417
01:16:41,106 --> 01:16:42,740
And nice job back there.
1418
01:16:42,807 --> 01:16:45,009
I had no idea you were such a badass.
1419
01:16:46,444 --> 01:16:50,447
I guess I was kind of badass back there.
1420
01:16:50,515 --> 01:16:52,816
1421
01:16:52,884 --> 01:16:55,986
Did you ever patch things up with your girl ?
1422
01:16:56,054 --> 01:16:58,722
No, we broke up.
1423
01:16:58,790 --> 01:17:02,192
Cool.
1424
01:17:04,629 --> 01:17:06,563
So are you gonna kiss me or what ?
1425
01:17:26,985 --> 01:17:29,219
I can't believe Kubiak is gonna get credit
1426
01:17:29,287 --> 01:17:31,755
for busting Colin and dirty Steve.
1427
01:17:31,823 --> 01:17:34,591
Trent peaked in high school.
1428
01:17:34,659 --> 01:17:35,959
The rest of his life is going to suck.
1429
01:17:36,027 --> 01:17:37,761
Let him have his moment.
1430
01:17:37,829 --> 01:17:39,296
Hey, hannah seems nice.
1431
01:17:39,364 --> 01:17:41,398
She's okay.
1432
01:17:41,466 --> 01:17:42,599
And she's going to state too.
1433
01:17:42,667 --> 01:17:44,802
Like, how freaking perfect is that ?
1434
01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:47,571
Are you guys, like, a couple now ?
1435
01:17:47,639 --> 01:17:48,872
I don't know.
1436
01:17:48,940 --> 01:17:50,774
Just take it slow, Clark.
1437
01:17:50,842 --> 01:17:52,609
You know,
1438
01:17:52,677 --> 01:17:54,211
I was thinking of renting a hot-air balloon
1439
01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:56,046
And taking Hannah on a ride over campus,
1440
01:17:56,114 --> 01:17:58,816
Just to show her how much I dig her.
1441
01:17:58,883 --> 01:18:01,552
1442
01:18:01,619 --> 01:18:03,520
Hey, is that our limo ?
1443
01:18:06,624 --> 01:18:08,192
Nice parking job, O'Flaherty.
1444
01:18:08,259 --> 01:18:10,327
It's wrecked.
1445
01:18:10,395 --> 01:18:12,463
How--how am I gonna explain this ?
1446
01:18:21,406 --> 01:18:24,708
Relax, Clark. You worry too much.
1447
01:18:24,776 --> 01:18:27,544
Last night kicked ass.
1448
01:18:29,614 --> 01:18:31,548
What ?
1449
01:18:31,616 --> 01:18:33,250
It did, right ?
1450
01:18:33,318 --> 01:18:34,651
1451
01:18:34,719 --> 01:18:38,422
No, it--it kicked ass.
1452
01:18:38,490 --> 01:18:40,924
You know, I guess it did.
1453
01:18:48,466 --> 01:18:51,034
1454
01:18:56,007 --> 01:18:59,710
Best prom ever !
1455
01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:01,779
Whoo !
1456
01:19:18,029 --> 01:19:19,229
I want my lawyer.
1457
01:19:19,297 --> 01:19:20,831
We want my lawyer.
1458
01:19:20,899 --> 01:19:22,266
Who's my lawyer ?
1459
01:19:22,333 --> 01:19:24,768
The chick with the deer head on her head.
1460
01:19:24,836 --> 01:19:26,904
Yes, she went to law school.
1461
01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:30,040
I don't know her name deer-head girl.
1462
01:19:30,108 --> 01:19:32,509
You'll find her wandering the highway.
1463
01:19:32,577 --> 01:19:34,678
Bring her in. She's my lawyer.
1464
01:19:34,746 --> 01:19:36,046
I'm a pillar of the community.
1465
01:19:36,114 --> 01:19:39,583
I provide drugs
1466
01:19:39,651 --> 01:19:41,819
For people that want them
1467
01:19:41,886 --> 01:19:43,821
In exchange for cash.
1468
01:19:43,888 --> 01:19:45,389
Is that illegal ?
1469
01:19:45,456 --> 01:19:48,959
If anybody should go to jail, it should be...
1470
01:19:50,962 --> 01:19:53,797
Louis.
1471
01:19:53,865 --> 01:19:56,733
Louis. Where's your chain, honey ?
1472
01:19:56,801 --> 01:19:59,469
Did they take your chain ?
Did you take his chain ?
1473
01:19:59,537 --> 01:20:02,673
That's the only thing you took into evidence ?
1474
01:20:02,740 --> 01:20:04,074
You let him keep his mask on ?
1475
01:20:04,142 --> 01:20:06,210
He was wearing this in the mug shot.
1476
01:20:06,277 --> 01:20:07,945
How is this working ?
1477
01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:09,279
You're gonna have a mistrial.
1478
01:20:09,347 --> 01:20:12,249
When deer-head chick gets a hold of this,
1479
01:20:12,317 --> 01:20:15,319
We'll be walking free.
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