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Previously on This Is Us...
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I don't see her making it
through the night.
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RANDALL:
We're good now.
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You made us good.
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You tell him hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I'm pregnant.
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You're gonna be a grandfather.
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I'm not worried about
forgetting about the big stuff.
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It's the regular...
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Saturday
when the kids were little,
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a day when nothing big
really happened.
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We were just laughing
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and playing
pin the tail on the donkey.
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That's the stuff
I'm not ready to let go of yet.
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(birds chirping)
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- Mm. Hey.
- Hey.
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Mm.
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(takes deep breath)
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Did you know you have
a tiny little scar
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- underneath your eyebrow?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I never noticed it before.
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Yeah. (inhales deeply)
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It comes out
when I'm in the sun,
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and I got a little sun
the other day.
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I can't believe
I never noticed it.
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(clears throat) So...
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- when I was a little girl...
- Mm-hmm.
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...there was this little
playground right by my house
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that my dad would take me to
sometimes,
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and it had one of
those really lame slides
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- that would give you burn marks
on your butt. Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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And, um, you know,
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one of those weird
old rocking horse things
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that only had one eye.
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The springy ones.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Totally creeped me out.
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But then
there was this one swing.
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God, I loved that swing.
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And he would push me on it.
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And one time,
I remember I turned around
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on the way back down, and
my dad wasn't paying attention,
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and his watch clocked me
right above the eye.
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Hmm.
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He felt so bad,
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but I didn't care because
him pushing me in that swing
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was just my favorite thing
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in the entire world, you know?
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DAVE:
And we swing.
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It was such a treat for me,
going there with him.
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But I would just... I'd spend
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the entire time
worrying about when...
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...he would stop pushing me,
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when he'd say
that it was time to go home.
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Really wish that I had spent
more time appreciating it
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when it was all happening,
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instead of just...
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worrying about
when it would end.
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Hmm.
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At least I still have the scar.
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(sighs) Oh.
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- Hmm.
- Um...
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Randall's math thing
got canceled today,
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so we have a completely free
Saturday with no plans.
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No football games,
no playdates.
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What should we do?
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Nothing.
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- Nothing.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, nothing sounds so nice.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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And swing, Rebecca.
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And we swing.
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- Ready, Randall? (whoops)
- Kate, touch the sky.
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- And we swing!
- Touch the sky with your feet.
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There you go.
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♪
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- And we swing!
- (chuckles)
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- Higher!
- And we swing!
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(Beth whoops)
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(Kevin laughs)
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Swing. Throw your arms up.
(whooshes)
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♪
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- Whee!
- (Toby speaks indistinctly)
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- (Kate laughs)
- (gasps)
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All right, Hope. Ready?
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BOTH:
Back and forth,
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and we swing!
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- And swing!
- Swing. (chuckles)
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♪
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(birds chirping)
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(clicks tongue)
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(sighs)
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♪
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♪
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(sighs)
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(chuckles softly)
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♪
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JACK:
Hey, guys!
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Breakfast!
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- (lively chatter)
- Attention. Hello.
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- JACK: Mmm. Okay, Mom's up.
- So...
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since Randall's math contest
got canceled...
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- Mathletes.
- What?
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It's Mathletes,
and it's not a contest.
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It's a group of math enthusiasts
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who perform and compete
at a, um...
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Forget it.
I'll talk about it later.
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- Go ahead.
- It just means we have
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a completely free Saturday.
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Just us.
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(groans)
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JACK: Oh, what? Come on.
Is it really that hard
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- to be all together for a day?
- RANDALL AND KATE: Mm-hmm.
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- Yes.
- (Kate snickers)
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REBECCA: Okay, well,
what do you guys want to do?
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- Whatever.
- KEVIN: Don't care.
- (scoffs) O-Okay.
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Katie girl, what do you got?
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Anything we want?
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- Mm-hmm.
- All day?
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Anything you want. All day.
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What do you got, Katie girl?
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- Several ideas.
- REBECCA: Oh, well, there we go.
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Several ideas.
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- Okay. I like that.
- JACK: She's got ideas.
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I like, I like people
with several ideas.
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(overlapping chatter)
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(Randall sighs)
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How's the writing coming?
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Slowly.
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- Thanks.
- Service is in, uh,
less than two hours.
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I'm aware.
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(sighs heavily)
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What?
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Nothing.
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I'm just checking on you.
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I'm good.
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(scribbling on paper)
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(pen clatters)
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What, woman?
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I think we need to bang out
a worst-case scenario.
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- About what?
- You.
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You go first.
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I don't even know what
we're worst-case scenario-ing.
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After burying your fourth
and final parent, you lose it.
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No parents left to bury,
you spend the rest of your days
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going to other people's
parents' funerals.
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Just crying single tears
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at funerals of parents
you don't even know.
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Go.
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I really don't think
I'm gonna be going to...
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You buy an RV. (clicks tongue)
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Wake up one morning and say,
"Beth, we need an RV."
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I say, "Sure, I can get down
with an RV."
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You spend the rest of your days
traveling back and forth
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between your parents'
various resting places,
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just driving from tree to tree.
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- Baby, I'm...
- Mind you,
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I didn't even mention Miguel.
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I just realized that.
Maybe you realize it, too.
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- You decide you need
to go to Puerto Rico.
- (scoffs)
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Try and learn about his deceased
great-grandmother's story,
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come back talking about
swimming in the Atlantic Ocean
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with Miguel's
great-grandmama's ghost.
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- And I'm thinking to myself...
- Uh, Beth. I'm okay.
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I am appropriately sad,
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and I am appropriately anxious
about this eulogy.
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All right?
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I'm centered,
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and I'm looking forward
to this quiet next chapter
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with my wife and our lives,
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and our eventual grandchildren.
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Have you made a decision
about deep-fried Oreos?
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(takes deep breath)
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Musing.
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You?
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Same.
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REBECCA:
Hey, Bug, these lines looking
straight enough to you?
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- Yep. Perfect.
- Great.
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I don't want to play four square
with my parents. It's lame.
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Yeah, well,
you should have contributed
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to the suggestions, then, Kev.
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Kevin's right, this is stupid.
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What is it with you two today?
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Hey, ladies.
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Coming to check
on your chalk work.
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♪
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REBECCA:
Whoa. Oh. Right?
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That was an assist.
That was an assist.
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- (Rebecca whoops)
- (Jack laughs)
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- (Rebecca chuckles)
- Four big ones.
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♪
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(footsteps approaching)
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(chuckles softly)
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If it's okay with you,
I would like to say three things
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that will surely cross
multiple ex-husband lines
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and protocols.
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- Proceed.
- Okay.
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Number one.
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She was extraordinarily
proud of you.
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I am extraordinarily
proud of you.
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That was number two.
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They get progressively
more and more intense
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- as we go.
- Gotcha.
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And the third one is
a real doozy.
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Today is a doozy.
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So...
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I love you, kid.
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I love you.
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And even though our marriage
didn't go the distance,
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if Doc Brown showed up right now
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and offered me a ride
in the DeLorean,
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I would go right back to
that weight loss support group
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and make stupid faces at you.
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(chuckles)
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(distant chatter and laughter)
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That's
a Back to the Future reference.
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I know, I was married to you.
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Yes, you were.
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Yes, I was.
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(door opens)
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Kate? Kate.
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Thought you wanted to watch
the home movies next, right?
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It's raining pretty hard, huh?
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Hey, how about we play a game
next weekend?
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Better yet, how about you play
and I'll watch?
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I really just like
being together.
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Plus, only four people can play,
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and I just slow the game down.
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That's okay.
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I mean, all I want nowadays is
to slow things down anyway.
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Me, too.
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Home movies?
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- Home movies.
- Okay.
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(sighs)
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- KIDS: We love cake!
- REBECCA: One, two, three.
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Oh, wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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This-this is it.
This. Is. The. One.
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(VCR whirs)
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(Rebecca gasps)
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(chuckles)
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- REBECCA: No way.
- JACK: Uh-huh.
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(dishes clatter on video)
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Come on, not on camera, please.
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I'm a mess.
I'm covered in sauce.
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-Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what?
You're revolting, okay?
-(chuckles)
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I... I want to show you
something
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that I've been working on.
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Can I just finish the dishes
first, please?
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Nope. Get ready.
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- Hey, Big Three.
- (Rebecca chuckles)
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Enter.
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Come on, come on. Come on in,
come on in.
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Come on in. Come on in.
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(Jack laughs)
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Come on in. Come on in, Kev.
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- Ready?
- BIG THREE: Ready!
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REBECCA:
Look at you guys.
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How are you that little?
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00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,863
- JACK: So tiny.
- Look how cute you were, Kev.
262
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,865
JACK (on video):
Ready. First came...
263
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,366
Me.
264
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,468
- JACK: And Dad said...
- "Gee."
265
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,936
- JACK: And then came...
- Me.
266
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,537
- JACK: And Mom said...
- "We."
267
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,106
- JACK: And then came...
- Me.
268
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,141
- JACK: And we said...
- "That's three."
269
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,376
JACK:
Big Three.
270
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,478
ALL:
Big Three!
271
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,980
Ah!
272
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,614
Jack, are you kidding me?
273
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,349
How long did that take?
274
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,617
JACK:
Oh, that was, uh...
275
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,053
that was l-less than
potty training
276
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,621
- but longer than the ABCs.
- (gasps)
277
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,823
You guys are so good!
278
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,125
- Come give me hugs.
- REBECCA: Little Kev.
- JACK: Yeah.
279
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,294
- REBECCA: Kev, look.
- Kevin, look.
280
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,129
REBECCA (on video):
Oh, my goodness.
You're so smart.
281
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,530
I've seen this
like a million times.
282
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,465
- Yeah.
- (Rebecca scoffs)
283
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,833
I'm gonna go upstairs.
284
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,736
Today sucks.
285
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,140
(chatter on video continues)
286
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,509
Two rays of sunshine.
287
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,512
Knock, knock.
288
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,748
- KEVIN: Go away.
- (scoffs)
289
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,552
Uh-uh. Enough, Kev. Okay?
290
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,523
Hey. What's going on, bud?
291
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,565
Yesterday we did
the President Fitness thing.
292
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,767
Uh-huh.
293
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,870
I got the best time in the mile,
and I did the most sit-ups.
294
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,540
I did just whatever
on the sit and reach, but...
295
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,608
that's for girls anyway,
so who cares.
296
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,912
So, what's the problem?
297
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,614
I couldn't do any pull-ups.
298
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,317
I've just never been
able to do them.
299
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:50,190
So you can't do a pull-up.
What's the big deal?
300
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,961
I was just hanging there
for, like, two minutes,
301
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,029
and everyone was laughing.
302
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,531
At me. They were laughing at me,
Mom.
303
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,467
Okay. (clears throat)
304
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,302
First of all,
305
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,072
I'm sure no one was
laughing at you.
306
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,576
Yeah. Maybe not.
307
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,911
Plus, I had Sophie tell
a bunch of the girls
308
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,948
that I was faking it,
so all the unathletic kids
309
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,783
didn't feel bad
when they couldn't do one.
310
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,120
It played.
311
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,755
Ugh. Kevin.
312
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,193
I really just couldn't do one,
Mom.
313
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,729
Yeah.
314
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,465
But that's okay.
315
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,768
You know, not everything is
gonna come easy to you.
316
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,638
♪
317
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,340
I think you're gonna have to
318
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,643
work pretty hard
to become the person
319
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,478
I know you can become.
320
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,649
And it will make
the big victories in life
321
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,118
that much more special
322
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,486
when you have to work
a little harder for them.
323
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,632
Do you know
what Dr. Jaffey told us
324
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,368
- when we went
for your last checkup?
- Hmm?
325
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,638
He told us he thinks that
you're gonna be really tall,
326
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,941
like over six feet tall.
327
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,178
- Really?
- Mm-hmm. "A real jock,"
is what he said.
328
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,313
Oh, God. That'd be so great.
329
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,615
Yeah.
330
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,284
(Rebecca scoffs)
331
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,153
(sighs) I feel better.
332
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,022
Well, I'm glad.
333
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,857
I think.
334
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,826
(chuckles):
Actually, I... I have no idea.
335
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,995
No, really, Mom.
336
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,498
- You always know what to say.
- I do?
337
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,334
You're really good
at this kind of stuff.
338
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,404
Thank you, Kev.
339
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,140
- You get one kiss.
- (gasps)
340
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,641
- KEVIN: Just one.
- REBECCA: I just get one kiss?
341
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,976
- Yes.
- Okay.
342
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,244
Well, then obviously I'm gonna
have to get more.
343
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,681
- Hey, stop it! Mom.
- (laughing)
344
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,488
(sighs)
345
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,456
Can't believe I'm standing here.
346
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,060
My brother's wife's funeral.
347
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,431
You know...
348
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,666
before you came
banging on the door
349
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,769
of that trailer of mine,
350
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:20,240
I had it pretty good, you know?
351
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,808
I didn't care about anything.
352
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,278
You know, the good thing...
353
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:29,082
about not caring about anything
354
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:33,553
is that you don't care
when it's gone. Yeah.
355
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,889
You really effed up my life,
kid.
356
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,760
And your mother and father
would be ashamed if they knew
357
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:45,932
what you did to a sweet
and sensitive old man like me.
358
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,170
- You dick.
- (scoffs)
359
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,573
Okay.
360
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,753
You want to tell me
what's going on with you?
361
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,457
Not really.
362
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,793
- But you're gonna make me,
so I might as well, right?
- Mm-hmm.
363
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,729
Mathletes didn't get canceled.
364
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,731
I lied to you guys.
365
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,832
Why?
366
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,436
(sighs)
367
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,440
- There was this kid
in math class...
- Mm-hmm.
368
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:30,243
He's been going kind of hard
at me for the last week or so.
369
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,844
Okay.
370
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:35,615
Anyways,
he's been calling me Fuzz.
371
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,184
Fuzz?
372
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,586
My-my lip.
373
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,588
There's hair.
374
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,856
- Don't you see that?
- Oh, yeah.
375
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,925
Yeah. Gotcha.
376
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,462
He was just going hard
at me yesterday,
377
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,299
just as Rory Seltzer was sitting
in the desk in front of me,
378
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,067
and I just wanted to get all the
attention off of me, you know?
379
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,839
So I-I pulled Rory Seltzer's
chair out from underneath him
380
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,275
as he sat, and he went down.
381
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,676
Like, hard.
382
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,479
Mrs. Dunne saw and...
383
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,147
she suspended me from Mathletes
for a week,
384
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,582
and I got detention.
385
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:15,655
There's a note, by the way.
You guys need to sign it.
386
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,292
You-you don't need to say
anything; I feel awful.
387
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,394
I'm never gonna forgive myself.
388
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,064
And Rory Seltzer is gonna have
a terrible life
389
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,399
because of what I did.
390
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,401
I'm sure
Rory Seltzer's gonna have
391
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,803
a pretty terrible life anyway.
392
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,872
Don't be funny.
Please don't be funny.
393
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,808
Look, Randall, I...
394
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,310
I don't know
how to discipline someone
395
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,912
who's already harder on himself
than I could ever be.
396
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:42,682
Okay? It's kind of confusing.
397
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,218
Sorry.
398
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:50,122
But I do know a thing or two
about facial hair.
399
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,393
You want me to teach you
how to shave?
400
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,432
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.
- Yeah? Okay.
401
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,534
(pages rustling)
402
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,644
♪
403
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,318
(dialogue inaudible)
404
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,959
(muffled singing)
405
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,997
♪
406
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,141
(dialogue inaudible)
407
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,786
♪
408
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,802
JACK:
All right, here we go.
409
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,838
- Got it? You ready?
- Mm-hmm.
410
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,640
Okay.
411
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,410
- I'm afraid
I'm gonna cut myself.
- You won't.
412
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,111
- Okay.
- Go like this.
413
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,947
Hey, what are you guys doing?
414
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,851
- Dad's teaching me to shave.
- I want to shave.
415
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,620
- Dude, you don't even have
any facial hair.
- Yes, I do.
416
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,622
Okay. Hey... Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
417
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:33,125
Kev, put some warm water
on your face first. Go ahead.
418
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:36,295
Get some warm water on your face
and then the shaving cream.
419
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,331
Okay? Just a little bit.
Spread it around.
420
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,799
No, go ahead. Spread it around.
421
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,001
Here. Yeah, spread it around.
422
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,504
There you go.
Here. Go like this.
423
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,473
Mm-hmm.
424
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,307
- Mm.
- (chuckles)
425
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,377
There you go. See?
Just like your brother.
426
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,812
- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
427
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,347
And then dry your hand off,
okay?
428
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,316
Randall, you're up. Here you go.
429
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,820
Yeah, go ahead.
430
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,021
Okay.
431
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,059
There you go.
432
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,462
Holy crap, dude!
You're shaving.
433
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,063
Oh, my gosh, I know, I know.
434
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,965
Hey, guys, your sister wants...
435
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,468
Oh, my God.
436
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,470
What am I seeing right now?
437
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,305
It was time, babe.
438
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,140
Oh, come on.
439
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,376
- Those cute little faces.
- Mom.
440
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,477
- Mom, please.
- All right, okay,
I'm going, I'm going.
441
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,045
Hey, Kev, Kev, you're up.
442
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,313
Ooh.
443
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,548
Just nice and easy pressure.
444
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:29,682
Look in the mirror.
445
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,386
There you go. Put
a little more pressure on it.
446
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,221
Doing good. Here.
447
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:36,689
Do one of these on your chin.
448
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,190
Go sideways to your chin.
449
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:40,893
KATE:
Guys, come on,
pin the tail on the donkey!
450
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:43,563
Why does she want
to do all this?
451
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:46,065
I don't know,
it's all baby stuff anyways.
452
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,067
I know, right, I mean...
(chuckles)
453
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,069
- we're shaving.
- (chuckles)
454
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:53,372
Hey, don't underestimate
your sister, gentlemen.
455
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,207
She gets it.
456
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,877
At a very young age,
she gets it.
457
00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,912
What?
458
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,781
Well, when you're young,
459
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,116
you're always trying
to be older.
460
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,852
Then, when you get old,
461
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,387
you're always trying
to go back, be back.
462
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,457
Try and appreciate the moments,
you know?
463
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,459
- Here, Kev, get a little
on the side.
- KEVIN: Hmm?
464
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,861
- Here? Here?
- Yeah.
465
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,229
I mean, that's
what we're doing, just...
466
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:20,467
collecting these little moments.
467
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,870
We don't recognize them
when we're in 'em because...
468
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,739
well, we're too busy
looking forward.
469
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,643
But then we spend
the rest of our lives
470
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,745
looking back.
471
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,516
Trying to,
trying to remember them.
472
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:40,653
Trying to be back inside 'em.
473
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,959
Hmm, it's strange,
the things you remember.
474
00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:49,295
KEVIN:
You're being really weird, Dad.
475
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:52,298
Mm-hmm, really weird.
476
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:54,333
One day you'll get it.
477
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:58,304
All right, looking good.
478
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,473
Hold on, hold on,
let me have a look at you.
479
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,946
- Yep, still my sons.
- (both laugh)
480
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:24,330
Just checking in on you.
481
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,266
(sniffles)
482
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,835
Barely slept.
483
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:31,270
I was up all night
writing a eulogy,
484
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,673
and I can't remember
a single thing that I said.
485
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,682
A depressing notion
for a depressing day... may I?
486
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,622
It all just feels so...
487
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,524
pointless.
488
00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:56,529
I spent my entire childhood
worrying about losing her.
489
00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:59,131
I spent the past decade
490
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,601
abjectly terrified of it.
491
00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:05,504
And now she's gone.
492
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,908
And yet...
493
00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:11,544
the birds chirp on.
494
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,381
I notice that I'm hungry.
495
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,485
Five minutes ago,
I thought about work.
496
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,854
Tomorrow I'll shower.
497
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,693
It just all feels so pointless.
498
00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,399
That too depressing?
499
00:25:33,432 --> 00:25:36,102
Definitely less funny
than your eulogy.
500
00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:37,704
(laughs)
501
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,209
(sniffles)
502
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,812
We'll... give you two a minute.
503
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:57,289
(sighs)
504
00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,597
It's not pointless, Dad.
505
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,236
Hey.
506
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,638
Gonna be a grandfather.
507
00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,740
Remember?
508
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:18,077
A grandfather.
509
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,124
Hey.
510
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,293
We're getting an early start.
511
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,095
Okay.
512
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:39,031
You keep up with your chess
while I'm gone, do you hear?
513
00:26:40,366 --> 00:26:42,902
- Okay.
- Okay, then.
514
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,805
Go back to sleep.
515
00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,691
(exhales)
516
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,759
Grandfather.
517
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,761
Strange word.
518
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,529
Grand. Father.
519
00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,131
(exhales)
520
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,200
Never thought of myself
as either, really.
521
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:16,468
- Well, look at you now.
- Well...
522
00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:18,037
look at me now.
523
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,475
Such a strange relationship:
grandparent.
524
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:26,813
Not as complicated as parent,
not as fraught.
525
00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:29,115
But it's just...
526
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,150
unconditional.
527
00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,886
Easy, pure love.
528
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,956
What an unusual thing.
529
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,458
To love someone
so unconditionally
530
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:42,128
when you know time
probably won't allow you
531
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,230
to be a big part of their story.
532
00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:51,503
I don't remember
my grandparents.
533
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:56,175
I can only access
fleeting images.
534
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,878
Smells.
535
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:01,680
The smell of pies.
536
00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:04,416
She made pies, I think,
my mother's mother.
537
00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:08,420
My father's father
smoked a pipe.
538
00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:11,090
I remember
the smell of that pipe.
539
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:17,263
Oh, I look
at those two little girls.
540
00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:21,267
I've known them
all of seven months,
541
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:24,170
and only now
can I even comprehend
542
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:27,974
how intensely my grandparents
must have loved me.
543
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:32,611
And all I can remember
are fleeting images.
544
00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:35,581
Smells of pies and pipes.
545
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:42,121
I wonder what
they'll remember about me.
546
00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:44,390
A lot.
547
00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:46,859
Yeah, a selfish thing
to worry about,
548
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:49,495
- I know...
- A lot.
549
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:56,468
Plus you got that really nice,
really distinctive smell.
550
00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:58,370
Well, thank God for that.
551
00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,973
Like shaving cream
and old sweaters.
552
00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,975
(both laugh)
553
00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:07,613
Okay.
554
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,748
(sighs)
555
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:11,150
Memphis?
556
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:12,518
- Memphis.
- All right.
557
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:16,022
Let's hit the road, Grandpa.
558
00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,228
I've been checking
my phone all day.
559
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,896
Hoping I'd receive an email,
560
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,098
so I could tell you something
that would...
561
00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:28,167
maybe make you smile.
562
00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,904
Just got the email.
563
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,440
Found out the sex of the baby.
564
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,346
It's a boy.
565
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,516
You're gonna have a grandson.
566
00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:48,320
A boy?
567
00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:49,755
You're sure?
568
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,657
Mm-hmm.
569
00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:53,860
And, um...
570
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:56,028
if it's okay with you...
571
00:29:57,830 --> 00:30:00,732
...we'd like
to name him William.
572
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,805
Your grandson
573
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:09,608
is gonna be named
after a man I never met.
574
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,677
But I know him.
575
00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:16,715
'Cause I know you.
576
00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:19,818
It's not pointless.
577
00:30:25,858 --> 00:30:27,894
(sniffles)
578
00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:32,798
A boy?
579
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,234
- Boy.
- Aah! Finally!
580
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:37,336
(both laugh)
581
00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:41,740
About damn time, man.
582
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,242
We're having a boy!
(laughs)
583
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:45,344
I'm having a boy, but...
584
00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:47,179
It ain't nothing but women.
585
00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:48,680
All my life,
586
00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:51,984
I got Black women here,
Black women there.
587
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,986
Dej, I love you and you sisters
588
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:56,722
and your mama,
all the women in my life,
589
00:30:56,755 --> 00:30:59,892
but a little boy...
(laughs)
590
00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:03,029
Little baby boy,
do a little dance.
591
00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:10,937
Aw.
592
00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:14,206
What are you doing?
593
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,475
(both laugh)
594
00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:20,612
Oh, are you planning
on showing off for us?
595
00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:21,680
Yep.
596
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,449
(footfalls thudding)
597
00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,584
We have shaven.
598
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:27,586
Smooth as a baby's bottom.
599
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,455
KEVIN:
Mm-hmm. Hey.
600
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,257
We're supposed to hang it.
601
00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:32,791
You're supposed
to close your eyes.
602
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:34,994
- KATE: Okay.
- RANDALL: Okay, okay, okay.
603
00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:38,030
- Got the tape.
- (sighs)
604
00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:39,865
REBECCA:
Feeling drowsy today.
605
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,068
- JACK: Yeah, it's a lazy day.
- REBECCA: Mm-hmm.
606
00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:47,739
- They're shaving.
- I know.
607
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,614
Do you remember
sitting here a few years ago,
608
00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:57,583
right on this couch?
609
00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:59,685
Mm-hmm.
610
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,622
You turned out to be a ten,
Jack.
611
00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:07,459
I mean, I would go higher,
612
00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:10,496
but I hate when people say
"on a scale of one to ten,"
613
00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:12,298
and then someone answers "12,"
you know?
614
00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,466
There are rules.
615
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,968
You're a 12.
616
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,369
Thank you.
617
00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:20,072
I'm glad
that you acknowledged that.
618
00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:21,640
Of course I acknowledge.
619
00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:25,444
JACK: Okay, guys,
what do you say? (clapping)
620
00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:28,080
- Let's get a blindfold on her.
- REBECCA:
All right, Kate, let's...
621
00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,016
- Let's do it!
- Spin her around,
see if she's still got it.
622
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,683
- KEVIN: No, no.
- RANDALL:
I don't think she's gonna do it.
623
00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:33,285
- KATE: I think I do.
- REBECCA: I think she does.
624
00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:34,620
KEVIN: Have you been
practicing in your room
625
00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,122
- or something?
- REBECCA:
Don't doubt your sister.
626
00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,090
RANDALL: It's been a long time,
okay? I agree with Kevin.
627
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,625
- Come on.
- REBECCA: I have faith in her.
628
00:32:39,658 --> 00:32:41,327
Kate has always...
629
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,029
Whoa.
630
00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:44,696
Hey, Bec, look at that.
631
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,967
- Holy cow.
- Is that thing for real?
632
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:51,670
Hey, guys, look at that, look.
633
00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,372
Babe, maybe there's a...
634
00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:55,974
another family out there
just like ours.
635
00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:57,709
(scoffs)
Yeah.
636
00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,478
The Peasings.
637
00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:01,947
And they live in...
638
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,483
- Minnesota.
- (laughs)
639
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:06,485
And they're very happy.
640
00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:08,487
Yeah, they look very happy.
641
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,456
Hey.
642
00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,124
Babe.
643
00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:14,393
Jack, when the world puts
something this obvious
644
00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:16,695
in front of you, you don't
just walk away from it.
645
00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:18,530
You could be...
646
00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:21,133
missing out
on something very important.
647
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,235
Okay.
648
00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:25,737
But I don't think
we're gonna use it much.
649
00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:27,973
- Do you want to use this?
- RANDALL:
Um, what am I doing?
650
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,141
- All right, spin.
- What am I doing?
651
00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:30,709
JACK:
Spin her, spin her, spin her.
652
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,644
REBECCA:
Get her nice and dizzy
and disoriented.
653
00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:34,580
JACK:
Oh, no, spin the other way,
spin the other way!
654
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,415
(all shouting, clamoring)
655
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:37,916
All right, give her the tail,
give her the tail.
656
00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:40,086
JACK: Can't believe
you guys stopped her...
657
00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:41,653
- REBECCA: Jack.
- JACK: What?
658
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:43,222
No, I moved around the room.
659
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:45,091
RANDALL:
Wrong way, wrong way, wrong way.
660
00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:46,492
(all clamoring)
661
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,094
Okay, don't give her any hints,
Randall.
662
00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,195
I'm not giving her hints.
663
00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:53,765
There she goes.
(whooping)
664
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:55,734
Katie girl, no,
are you peeking, what?
665
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,169
- No!
- How do you do that?
666
00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:59,071
Bug, come on, come on,
tell us how you do that.
667
00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:00,606
JACK:
It's crazy.
668
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,441
Before you put the blindfold on,
669
00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,276
I look to see
where you guys all are.
670
00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,112
And you never shut up.
671
00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:09,115
So as long as I know
where you are,
672
00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:11,217
I always know where I'm going.
673
00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:15,387
Baby girl.
674
00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:23,595
- KATE: Hey.
- Hey.
675
00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:31,170
(Kevin exhales)
676
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,775
KEVIN:
You have
a creepy glow about you.
677
00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:38,043
(laughs)
678
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,779
I got some good news.
679
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:43,048
I got some very good news
680
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,184
on a very sad day.
681
00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:52,758
(sighs)
682
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,462
We don't have parents anymore.
683
00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,564
We still have parents.
684
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,832
You know what I mean, though.
685
00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:03,469
Yeah.
686
00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:05,537
What are we gonna do now?
687
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,708
Like, with our lives?
688
00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:15,113
We're gonna do
what she wanted us to do.
689
00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:17,183
We're gonna live fearlessly.
690
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,153
I'm gonna open up
so many music schools
691
00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:22,821
for the visually impaired
that...
692
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,424
People are gonna start becoming
resentful of blind musicians?
693
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,992
- Exactly.
- Yes.
694
00:35:27,025 --> 00:35:29,127
They're gonna say,
"They have it too good."
695
00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:31,163
(all laugh)
696
00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:36,502
I'm gonna focus
on the nonprofit.
697
00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:39,771
Be home more.
698
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:41,840
I like my home.
699
00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:45,177
Took me a long time to get it.
700
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:53,619
DNC wants me to go
to the Iowa state fair.
701
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,488
Shake some hands,
eat some junk food.
702
00:35:56,522 --> 00:35:59,325
Deep-fried Oreos and whatnot.
703
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,360
And, uh...
704
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:04,363
if the folks who like to
deep-fry their food like you...
705
00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,165
...then maybe...
706
00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:11,203
You gonna go?
707
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:13,071
- I'm weighing it with Beth.
- Mm-hmm.
708
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:14,940
But, uh, if she's down?
709
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,010
For Mom?
710
00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:23,181
Yeah, for Mom I might go.
711
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,353
(Kate laughs)
712
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:33,024
Can I tell you guys
my nightmare?
713
00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:38,196
We drift.
714
00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:40,599
With Mom being gone
and our busy lives,
715
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,067
we drift.
716
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,435
And I'm not saying we wind up,
717
00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:44,936
you know,
estranged or anything, but...
718
00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:47,673
We're not gonna drift.
719
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,242
We could drift.
720
00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:01,086
Secret.
(clears throat)
721
00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:03,889
If someone asks me
to close my eyes
722
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,625
and picture my family...
723
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:09,595
it's not Beth and the girls
I see first.
724
00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:13,131
My first picture is Mom and Dad
725
00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:15,267
and the two of you.
726
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:20,606
Younger, cuter versions
of you two, but still...
727
00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:24,443
- Same.
- Same.
728
00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:29,648
Guys?
729
00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:33,852
First came?
730
00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:38,123
Me.
731
00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:40,826
- And Dad said?
- Gee.
732
00:37:40,859 --> 00:37:43,261
- And then came?
- Me.
733
00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:45,163
- And Mom said?
- We.
734
00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:46,798
- (chuckles)
- And then came?
735
00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,867
Me.
736
00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:51,437
And they said?
737
00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,672
That's three.
738
00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,607
ALL:
Big Three.
739
00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:59,511
Big Three.
740
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:07,319
(sighs)
741
00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,890
Hey, Kate?
742
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,262
If you drifted...
743
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,731
we'd drift right after you.
744
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,168
Aw.
745
00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:27,038
Can you really drift,
though, Kev?
746
00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:28,707
'Cause I can't remember
747
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,275
if you ever actually
learned how to swim.
748
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,810
(both laugh)
749
00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:33,779
Yeah, well,
I had to learn how to swim.
750
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,547
Growing up with you, all those
tears, I would've drowned.
751
00:38:35,581 --> 00:38:37,649
- Right in the kitchen.
- I'm sorry, I'm just in touch
752
00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:39,451
- with my emotions
unlike some people, Robo-Kev.
- Yeah, I'm just saying,
753
00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:41,653
you know, people don't like
their presidents all weepy
754
00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:44,055
and stuff, you know what I mean,
you got to button that up.
755
00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:50,962
She grabbed my hand.
756
00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:53,031
Hard.
757
00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,966
Right at the very end.
758
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,035
You know, right before...
759
00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,871
Yeah.
760
00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:01,840
I know, I saw.
761
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,843
I wonder what that was.
762
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:09,080
(train rattling)
763
00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,056
Hey.
764
00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:21,527
Hey.
765
00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:27,566
Mm.
766
00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:35,040
I've missed that little scar.
767
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,276
Come on, you didn't even
notice it for over a decade.
768
00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:41,747
Was too busy looking
at the rest of the face.
769
00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:50,556
I'm scared.
770
00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,958
I know.
771
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:55,761
But don't be.
772
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,698
KEVIN:
Okay.
773
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,700
Let's be honest,
now that I'm shaving,
774
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,735
do I seem more like a man?
775
00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:05,804
- No.
- More like Dad?
776
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:07,639
- You're getting there.
- I don't know, Kev.
777
00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:09,240
I don't,
I don't really see it yet.
778
00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:11,777
You do know how much
I love you, right, Bec?
779
00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,111
Babe?
780
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:14,446
- JACK: Bec?
- REBECCA: Who, me?
781
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,247
Babe, do you, do you know
how much I love you?
782
00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:18,917
You got, you got to appreciate
the little things, Bec.
783
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,118
Babe, you have said that before.
784
00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:21,453
He was, he was listening
to what I said.
785
00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:23,421
He says it all the time.
786
00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:25,624
- Those are big things...
- No, the little things...
787
00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:27,959
(all clamoring)
788
00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:30,295
- Hey, babe?
- Yeah.
789
00:40:30,328 --> 00:40:32,664
We did good.
790
00:40:32,698 --> 00:40:34,600
You...
791
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:36,668
did so good.
792
00:40:38,504 --> 00:40:41,006
There was so much left
I wanted to do with them.
793
00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:42,974
You will.
794
00:40:43,008 --> 00:40:45,410
All right, go easy on me.
Oh, boy.
795
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,246
Oh... boy.
796
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,682
(all chatting, clamoring)
797
00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:52,818
What?
798
00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:55,621
It's hard to explain,
799
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:57,122
but...
800
00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:59,525
you'll do all those things
with them.
801
00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:01,493
♪
802
00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:05,597
REBECCA:
Promise?
803
00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:07,599
I do.
804
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:10,101
I mean, it's not
like I want to be there
805
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,870
for anything weird.
806
00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:14,439
I don't want to watch them
shower or anything.
807
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,974
You won't.
808
00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:17,743
But you'll be there.
809
00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:26,151
♪
810
00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:30,656
OTHERS:
Oh!
811
00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:33,959
(all clamoring, laughing)
812
00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,827
Oh!
813
00:41:35,861 --> 00:41:37,629
I can't dance.
814
00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:39,197
Just focus on the kids.
No, no, no,
815
00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:40,699
no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
816
00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:42,133
No! No! No! No! No! No!
817
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:44,636
(laughing, clamoring)
818
00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:46,738
Quite a thing, isn't it?
819
00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:49,875
Us...
820
00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:52,277
finding each other
in that bar that night.
821
00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,647
I don't know.
822
00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:57,683
I mean, when the world
823
00:41:57,716 --> 00:42:00,085
puts something that obvious
in front of you,
824
00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:02,487
you don't just walk away.
825
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,556
♪
826
00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:08,026
(laughing, clamoring)
827
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:12,330
Get Randall!
Get Randall! Get Randall!
828
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:13,932
(Randall shouting)
829
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:15,533
JACK:
You ready?
830
00:42:17,803 --> 00:42:19,871
I don't want to leave them.
831
00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:22,040
You don't.
832
00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:24,542
You'll see.
833
00:42:26,745 --> 00:42:29,047
I love you.
834
00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:32,283
I love you.
835
00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:52,313
♪
836
00:42:52,337 --> 00:43:02,347
♪
837
00:44:00,071 --> 00:44:02,073
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