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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
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Almost done.
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Most of the country is in a drought,
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and you are literally taking
showers for 20 minutes!
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Sorry.
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It's okay.
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Solving climate change seems
kind of hopeless anyway.
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Brodie, I'm leaving.
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What in the gay hell?
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Hey, I forgot my...
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Never mind.
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Hey, Mom?
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Yeah?
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Have you seen that... uh, that jacket?
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It was... it was just here.
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The... the hot one.
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Um, I think so.
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Oh, yes. Thank you.
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- Gimme.
- You mean myjacket?
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Yes. Can I borrow it?
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Hmm. What's the occasion?
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Nothing. Come on.
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- Gimme.
- Tell me. Tell me.
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Stop.
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Who are you texting?
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It looks like someone
just peed in your Cheerios.
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No one.
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- Thank you.
- Fine.
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I know, we share everything.
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I kind of miss you borrowing
my clothes for your looks.
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You remember that, uh, slip nightgown?
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It was so "Romy and Michele."
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Mm, yeah.
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A-buh-buh. Mom!
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What? Come on.
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I didn't even look.
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Okay, I gotta go.
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I'm already running late,
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and my friend's waiting for
me, so I'll see you later.
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Okay. Well, I'm heading out.
Why don't I drop you off?
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I am not going anywhere
with you in that.
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You look like "Emily in Paris."
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Don't be jealous.
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- I'm not.
- Okay.
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Why don't I drop you off?
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Okay, fine.
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Fine. Let's go.
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Chop-chop!
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Excuse me.
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We were promised brunch,
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not an opportunity to
do manual labor for you.
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Well, I thought it'd be
a good group activity.
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We can snack and talk and clean.
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Fun.
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In the name of feminism,
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I will not be mopping up your cum cave.
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Speaking of,
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glad someone's getting
something to eat this morning.
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Brodie, call us old-fashioned,
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but can you have people
fuck after the babies leave?
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Sorry for the show.
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Gotta keep sucking this dick
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as much as possible before tomorrow,
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when this little Cinderella
turns into an unpaid pumpkin.
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Not my choice.
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- Good morning.
- Morning.
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Okay, so I think we are due
for a night off of Ghost Fag.
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Every weekend is a lot.
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Yeah, I think I need
a break from being gay.
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Wow, so the one night you
want to cancel Ghost Fag
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just so happens to be the same night
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designed to give
people with disabilities
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an accessible place
to hang and fuck, like?
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I mean, they've waited this long.
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What's one more night?
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I'm kidding.
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I'm just tired, and
I want my space back.
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What about you, Julian?
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Don't you want to hang
with your fellow crips?
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Marvin, you literally
refuse to be my friend.
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And now you see why.
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Look, the party's happening,
okay? Press are coming.
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Oh, the real reason
for your altruism. Wow.
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As much as I would love to fuck Shar
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while being interviewed for
some straight girl's podcast,
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it's our anniversary.
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- Aww.
- Yeah. Brunch, babe?
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Yes, but first, I'm gonna
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need you to pose with the babies.
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They look so cute right now.
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Mm.
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Aww. Our first family photo.
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Family? Since when? You
can't even tell them apart.
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Well, first of all, they
look like two identical blobs.
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And secondly, maybe I would
be able to tell which one
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is which if you invited
me over to hang sometime.
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Seriously?
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You've expressed zero interest, Brodie.
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W-which is fine, obviously.
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Maybe I'm becoming daddy-curious.
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Yeah, for the next five minutes,
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until you're distracted
by a literal daddy.
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Ooh, drag him.
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Come on, Ruthie. Let's go
face-fuck some pancakes.
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Yay. All my favorite
old people in one place.
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Ah, Mingus, so glad you could make it.
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Ooh, chocolate chip.
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Grab a muffin and a broom.
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Yes, sir. Reporting for duty.
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Glad I'm missing, uh, whatever this is.
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Um, Marvin, about the crip rave,
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do you have to have sex,
like, in front of everyone,
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or is it just...
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Yep.
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It's mandatory you get railed
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by every single person in the room.
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Afterwards,
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they won't know if that limp
is from the CP or the orgy.
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Delightful. I'll do snacks.
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Hey, you okay, J?
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Yeah.
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I feel like I'm gonna pull an Ephron
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and be the "Wallflower
at the Orgy" tonight.
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What are you talking about?
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You recently got arrested
for blowing a rando in public.
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Okay, that was an enclosed space,
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and no one was watching.
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How's it gonna be, being
at a sex party with Noah?
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It'll be fine.
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I mean, I'm over it.
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But what about you, hm?
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I know you're anti-sex party,
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but are you anti-dating?
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No. I'm not anti, I just, um...
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I've never been in a
relationship, and, uh,
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they just seem like this
complicated intrusion
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on a person's otherwise happy life.
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Mm, yeah.
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I mean, they canbe complicated.
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You know? but they can also feel like
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a warm sweater for your heart...
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and penis.
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Whatever.
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The point is, is that I
like things the way they are.
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Okay?
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Oh... you're gonna want to make sure
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that glory hole is the right height.
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My friend, Benny, really hurt his back
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crouching down into one.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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Da fuck? We got people's
moms in this bitch?
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Um, hi.
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I know we're breaking, like, 50 laws
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using this as an event space,
but please don't tell on us.
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Did we kidnap your child?
Because you can have them back.
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Mom, I repeat, what are you doing here?
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I just came to give you your lipstick.
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You left it in the car.
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Not mine.
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Well, anyway, hi, everyone.
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My name is Judy.
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Whoo!
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Oh, can I do the honors?
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Uh, Brodie, this is Mingus' mom.
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Uh, Judy, was it?
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Brodie, Mingus has told
me so much about you.
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And by "so much" I mean
he's been really cagey,
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and now I see why,
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because you're a lot older than him,
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aren't you?
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- Oop.
- I... I mean, I'm not judging.
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I was just, um, taking
in the information.
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We're just friends.
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Mom, can you stop, please?
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- I'm Marvin.
- Hi, Marvin.
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One of the geniuses behind this here,
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you know, crip rave
extravaganza/sex party.
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Oh, wow.
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An inclusive orgy.
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This generation really is
gonna change the fucking world.
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It just sucks that the
poppers today are so shitty.
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That's what I've been saying.
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Where are the fucking standards?
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Right? Right?
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It's, like, a knockoff of a knockoff.
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Oh, my God. I sound like
the older guys I dated.
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Oh, my God. Mom, can you stop please?
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Like, this cool mom routine you're doing
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is fucking embarrassing.
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Okay! I fucked up!
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Where are you going?
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Mingus!
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Don't just say she's
a rich bitch or a slut.
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Let's try and go deeper than that.
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Really ask yourself,
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what kind of titties
would my drag persona have?
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Big, wild, natural ones
or hard-as-a-rock fake ones
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you got done on the cheap in Mexico?
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It's called character building, y'all.
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Wishful thinking, Skyler.
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You're right. I got greedy.
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Uh-huh, and you cleaning that up too.
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Look who fucking came back.
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You ready to play, Chicky?
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Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
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All right.
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Why are we so dressed up?
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Are we going to an "Eyes Wide Shut"
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masquerade ball/orgy?
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You know it has to be a surprise.
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It's tradition.
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Oh, shit.
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Brenda just texted saying
she has quote, unquote
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"martini poisoning" and
can't babysit tonight.
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- No.
- I guess...
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I guess I'll start canceling.
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Canceling?
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Uh, no, bitch. It's our anniversary.
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We're going out.
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But there is no one that can watch them
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with this short notice.
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You know, I just want the record to show
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that I'm here, bravely
abandoning my baby, Ghost Fag,
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to help with my other
babies, and for that,
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Uncle Daddy's a hero.
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They are not your babies, bitch.
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What Shar means is that, eventually,
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we should talk about
the role you want to play
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in our children's lives,
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but for now, just don't kill 'em, okay?
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Sorry. Ali's texted me eight times
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since I walked through the door.
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Oh, this is promising.
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You can't even do one thing at a time.
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Ah, give him a break, Shar.
He could be our Mary Poppers.
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The most important thing to remember
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is they have to be down by 7:00.
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If you miss that window,
you've summoned Satan.
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They'll scream all night, and
it'll be hell for all of us.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 7:30 p.m. Got it.
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I said 7:00.
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Mm. Hilarious.
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Admiral's Plantation. Wow.
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Is this your problematic
fav or something?
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It's a NOLA institution.
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The food is supposed to be incredible.
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Plus, it's fun to act bougie
and privileged for one night.
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Let's have the confidence of mediocre,
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straight white men.
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Confidence isn't really
an issue for me, babe.
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But sure, I'll give it a try.
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Uh, Flo, Jett, why are you acting
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like two circuit gays in
front of a plate of carbs?
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Just drink the milk.
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Okay. Um, fine.
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Shh. Fine.
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Um, how about we take a selfie?
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Come on. Help Daddy show
Noah that he's a recovering,
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responsible fuckboy, okay?
260
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Hey, look, look. Hi! Hi!
261
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,985
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
262
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,528
Oh!
263
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,822
Oh, wow. Here. Yeah.
264
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,785
Remind me to teach you your angles.
265
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,254
What does one wear to a sex party?
266
00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:01,174
And why is there a sex swing in my room?
267
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,093
Marvin wanted to make
room for the Hoyer lifts.
268
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,428
Also, I'm gonna have to see
some of these outfit options
269
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,681
on you to know for sure.
270
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,684
Don't look.
271
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,739
Ta-da.
272
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,867
Only you could pull off a
button-down at a sex rave.
273
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,369
Here, let me.
274
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,788
Oh, thank you.
275
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:41,673
Actually, leave the top few unbuttoned.
276
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,509
Well, what are you gonna wear?
277
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,969
Very little.
278
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:50,223
Marvin guilted me into
being a go-go dancer, so.
279
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,684
Wow. How nice for everyone.
280
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,353
Would you tip me?
281
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,272
Mm-hmm.
282
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,734
Ugh, that's it. Okay?
283
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,819
You need to stop being all
"Temptation Island" with me,
284
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,030
because Brodie is my brother,
285
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,865
and it's too incestuous,
286
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,034
even for gay guys.
287
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,595
♪ Be my man ♪
288
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,689
What up, sluts?
289
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,361
I know you're all dying to
tear each other's clothes off
290
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,529
or have your attendant
take them off for you,
291
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,239
but I want to remind everyone
292
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,159
that we're not just
fucking for fun, okay?
293
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,160
We're fucking for charity.
294
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,582
All proceeds go to local disabled orgs
295
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,542
whose founders I haven't
called racist on Twitter.
296
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,629
Oh, and if you want
to take photos, fine.
297
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,632
Whatever. Just remember: consent.
298
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:09,469
Okay? And don't forget
to use the hashtag...
299
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,845
"fuck disabled people"?
300
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,263
Ali.
301
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,598
When I asked you to come
up with a catchy hashtag,
302
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,393
I thought it was gonna
be something empowering,
303
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,852
not offensive.
304
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,604
It's both. Like you, honey.
305
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,065
Look, y'all.
306
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,733
Go have fun, all right?
307
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,403
♪ Be my man ♪
308
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,655
Recently, I turned 50,
309
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,950
and, well, it sucked.
310
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,910
Gay 50 is straight 70,
311
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:37,038
and it's like suddenly,
you're invisible.
312
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,582
And it's really hard
not to internalize that.
313
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:45,839
But I'm here because
I refuse to be erased,
314
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,841
and more importantly,
315
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,052
I refuse to erase myself.
316
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,972
For me, drag is an act of defiance.
317
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,188
All right, Mingus, you next.
318
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,230
Oh.
319
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,028
Well, hello.
320
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,530
I'm Mingus.
321
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:14,075
And gee, uh,
322
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,411
I'm here because I like drag.
323
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:24,878
And I really need to work on my sewing.
324
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:30,175
So just a little bit about me.
325
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,593
Mm-hmm.
326
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,309
Thank you, thank you.
327
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,728
On that note, let's take a break.
328
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,026
Come on, people.
329
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,612
I didn't order these
custom-made glory holes
330
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,239
for this middle school dance bullshit.
331
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,033
All right? It's time
for us to come together.
332
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,410
Literally. Grab some genitals.
333
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,537
Let's go, let's go! Damn.
334
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,626
Hey, where are the straws?
335
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,378
I didn't get any.
336
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,214
It's bad for the environment?
337
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,049
It didn't occur to you
that some of us need straws
338
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,258
to eat or drink?
339
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,678
Oh, I'm... I'm really, really sorry.
340
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,847
I'm actually not usually
this bad at being disabled.
341
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,275
Let me guess.
342
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,028
Your disability is a...
343
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,905
shellfish allergy?
344
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,047
I'm Julian.
345
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,475
Well, what gave it away,
huh? The seafood tower?
346
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,232
Oh, right.
347
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,151
That makes sense.
348
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,407
Oh. Oh, no, no. I-I can't.
349
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:21,953
I, um, I... I need to stay here
and, um, not have sex with you.
350
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:41,056
Honey, why are you giving
me "Go-go Boy, Interrupted"?
351
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,474
I'm fine.
352
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,808
Huh.
353
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,938
Oh, hell no.
354
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,399
- What?
- You and Julian?
355
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:54,194
You out here making puppy eyes
at that one-man goof troop?
356
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,945
No, I'm not.
357
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,989
Oh, I get it.
358
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,657
It's not safe to discuss in public.
359
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,827
Well, why don't we
go get a private room,
360
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,996
while you give me a lap dance?
361
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,998
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
362
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,250
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
363
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,800
I hope you enjoyed your soup.
364
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,885
The turtles are local.
365
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:23,056
Wait, wait. Did I just
eat literal turtle?
366
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,599
Because that would be amazing.
367
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,725
Uh, fuck turtles.
368
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:26,851
They're so slow. They
deserve to be eaten.
369
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,271
Uh, can we just get, like, some bread?
370
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,190
Sure. I'll be right back, ladies.
371
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,635
Okay, that's the second
time he's misgendered you,
372
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,196
and you even politely corrected him.
373
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,031
It's whatever.
374
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,533
I'm used to it.
375
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,120
Do you hate it here? I fucked up?
376
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:48,164
I-I'm good, baby. I love it.
377
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,669
Okay. Actually, it sucks.
378
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,713
Fuck that waiter, and fuck this place.
379
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,214
I appreciate the thought.
380
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,675
Baby, I do, but why are we here?
381
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:02,554
Literally everyone in this
room voted against our rights.
382
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,557
I just wanted to do something different.
383
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:09,352
I get it, but we can
still be young and fun.
384
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,687
The twins are safe.
385
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,147
Look, Brodie's been
documenting the whole thing
386
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,440
on Instagram.
387
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,487
Oh, look at their red, puffy eyes.
388
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:20,780
I mean, they look like
they haven't stopped crying
389
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:21,948
since we left.
390
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,074
They'll be fine.
391
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,870
Shar, we've earned a wild night.
392
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,748
You're right, you're right. I'm sorry.
393
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,251
Now, open your gift.
394
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,586
Jewelry?
395
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,588
This is how we supposed
to get our edge back?
396
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,965
Just open it, psycho.
397
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,803
Ooh, Ruthie.
398
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,221
- Coke?
- Mm-hmm.
399
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,891
Ruthie, bitch, you
trying to get me arrested?
400
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,517
Hell no.
401
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,186
I haven't done that in years. No.
402
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,146
Come on.
403
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,357
It's the perfect drug for parents.
404
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:56,983
It only lasts 15 minutes.
We'll be totally sober
405
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,819
by the time we get home
to the little babies.
406
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:12,248
Wow.
407
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,333
I definitely should have gotten beignets
408
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,751
for the sex party instead.
409
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,967
You know what?
410
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,552
This is why I prefer having sex
411
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:26,054
with strangers in
public restrooms, okay?
412
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,431
There is no food element required.
413
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,691
Yeah, well, I'm trying to branch out.
414
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:40,235
Just, um, living at Ghost Fag is, like,
415
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,279
a little intense for me.
416
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:51,996
Yeah, yeah.
417
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,457
Just, um...
418
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,168
I guess I'm not sure if
I fit in there, either.
419
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,213
Okay. Can I just say something that's,
420
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:03,174
like, potentially offensive?
421
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:05,218
Signing seems hard.
422
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:21,234
I'm... I'm so sorry.
423
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,778
I just... I think that
having CP and being deaf
424
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,448
might just be a bad disability match.
425
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,743
What'd you sign?
426
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,343
♪ We all go up ♪
427
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:54,559
♪ We go up, up, up, we go up, yeah ♪
428
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,977
Boy, I'll tell you this.
429
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:58,188
You better at shaking that
ass than you are at lying.
430
00:23:58,229 --> 00:23:59,481
Can't believe you're making me
431
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,983
have this conversation
in a wrestling onesie.
432
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,610
Marvin, who hurt you?
433
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,820
Sit down, baby. You good.
434
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:14,579
All right, you really
can't tell Brodie anything.
435
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,039
Not like there's anything to tell.
436
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,290
Nothing's even happened.
437
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,792
But you want to though, huh?
438
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,044
Especially after
seeing Julian leave here
439
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:24,881
with that hot wax figure of a man.
440
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,344
O... okay, okay. He wasn't that hot.
441
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,679
Girl, he was so damn fine
442
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,389
it made me hate Julian even more.
443
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:34,808
How does that man keep
pulling such top-shelf dick?
444
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,769
Shouldn't you be, like, friends?
445
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:39,562
Why? Because we both disabled?
446
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,731
Don't make me cancel your ass, Noah.
447
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,983
We're just different, all right?
448
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:47,779
Julian's just some basic-ass,
rich-ass, white-ass gay
449
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,949
that walks around like he
just had leg day at the gym.
450
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,868
Better question is why
do you like him so much?
451
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:58,373
What are you guys crying about?
452
00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,208
Look, I get it.
453
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,793
You're inheriting a fucked-up world,
454
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,336
and you're gonna have to clean
up my generation's giant mess,
455
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,130
but you don't know that yet.
456
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,425
Okay.
457
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,931
Fuck!
458
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,933
Oh, shit. It's almost 8:00.
459
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:19,811
Your asses were supposed
to be in bed an hour ago.
460
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,606
Okay.
461
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,028
You know what?
462
00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:30,947
Let's... let's go on a quick field trip.
463
00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:33,241
Yeah? Okay, shh.
464
00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:46,463
"I need to work on my sewing."
465
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,173
That was really moving, Mingus.
466
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,884
I choked up.
467
00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:52,177
Yeah, well,
468
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,845
I didn't know this was
gonna be group therapy.
469
00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:56,431
Like, why can't we just go back to,
470
00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:57,932
"What kind of boobs should I have?"
471
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,142
That was fun.
472
00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:02,937
If you think that drag
is just padded bras,
473
00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:04,981
tucking, and death drops,
474
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,858
you in the wrong place.
475
00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:11,112
Baby.
476
00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:14,741
Being honest in this
space will help you,
477
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,744
as a performer and as a person.
478
00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:22,749
Everybody in this room
has gone through shit.
479
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,503
And they not gonna judge you.
480
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,349
- We loved it. It's just...
- Eyes.
481
00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,642
Eyes are bigger than our stomachs.
482
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:46,356
Okay. Where were we?
483
00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:48,858
You were worried about
turning out like your mom.
484
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:51,152
Oh, it's already happening.
485
00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:52,529
No, baby, it's not.
486
00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:54,656
I wouldn't let it.
487
00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:55,698
I fucking love you.
488
00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,992
I fucking love you too.
489
00:26:58,034 --> 00:27:00,370
And my mom, I guess.
490
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:02,538
They know where they are.
491
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:08,211
Watch your elbows, miss.
492
00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:09,921
It's very hot.
493
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:12,507
Look, I don't... I don't
want to be annoying,
494
00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:15,260
but I already told you I'm not "miss."
495
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,721
Right. Sorry... sir.
496
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:18,722
Ugh.
497
00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:20,515
Oh, my dude.
498
00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:23,059
Look, I told you my
pronouns are they/them.
499
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,894
Okay, now, I know you busy
500
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,354
serving all these people tonight,
501
00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:29,065
but I want to implore you to consider
502
00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:31,026
why we, as a society,
503
00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:33,528
have this compulsive need
to gender people, because...
504
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,321
It's a construct, bitch.
505
00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:38,450
That's right, baby.
506
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:41,202
I mean, we don't sit here
and gender this bread pudding.
507
00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:42,328
Mm-mm.
508
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:43,621
We don't sit here and wonder,
509
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,665
"Now, does this bread
pudding have a thick cock
510
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,459
or a tight pussy, hm?"
511
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,336
Let's find out then.
512
00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:52,088
Uh-oh. Oh, okay.
513
00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:54,299
Ooh, fuck.
514
00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:56,217
Ooh-hoo!
515
00:27:56,259 --> 00:27:57,594
It's a boy.
516
00:27:57,635 --> 00:28:01,890
It's got a big, old thick dick.
517
00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:03,391
Mm-hmm.
518
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:06,061
- Oh, its dick is so big.
- Mm.
519
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,146
It's gonna take a improv class.
520
00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:09,397
Oh.
521
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:10,440
- That's disgusting.
- Okay, uh...
522
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,317
- Ooh.
- Mmm.
523
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,653
Maybe you shouldn't have
the fucking word "plantation"
524
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,405
in the name of your restaurant!
525
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:18,490
Fuck you.
526
00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:38,093
Wow. Bitch is back.
527
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:40,428
Yeah. I don't know what
the fuck is getting into me.
528
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:41,930
- Cocaine.
- Ah, right.
529
00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:43,598
Right, right, right,
right, right, right.
530
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,933
- Right.
- I have more.
531
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:47,894
Uh, you know, babe, I think I'm good.
532
00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:50,105
Shar, seeing you like that,
533
00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:51,856
it was fucking hot.
534
00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:56,903
Should we go rave it up?
535
00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:59,072
Ruthie, the way your brain works.
536
00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:01,366
My brain's not what's gonna be
537
00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:02,492
fucking the shit out of you tonight.
538
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:03,993
Oh!
539
00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:11,793
Julian looks at things the way
540
00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:13,712
that I used to look at things,
541
00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:16,464
before I became a fucking jaded
542
00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:18,466
go-go dancer with a law degree.
543
00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:20,885
Damn, I forgot you were a lawyer.
544
00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:23,054
You are like out of
a fucking porno, Noah.
545
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:26,975
Look, I... I get it.
546
00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:29,728
It's problematica with
the Brodie of it all,
547
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:33,648
which is why you can't
say anything... ever.
548
00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:36,151
Calm the fuck down. I won't.
549
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:39,529
Not like anything will
even happen 'cause,
550
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:42,032
oh, that boy has boundaries for days.
551
00:29:42,073 --> 00:29:45,827
Well, no shit. He's probably
got mad intimacy issues.
552
00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:48,079
More than the average queer person?
553
00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:50,165
Uh, yeah.
554
00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:52,625
Look, Julian's CP might
be more mild than wild,
555
00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,252
but, you know,
556
00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:58,048
he still lives in a society
that doesn't give a shit.
557
00:29:58,089 --> 00:29:59,424
You know, he's probably just like,
558
00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:01,468
all right, message received.
559
00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:05,347
I don't deserve a boyfriend
or, like, fucking anything.
560
00:30:05,388 --> 00:30:08,016
You know, it's like, how
can his heart be accessible
561
00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:11,311
when the world around him isn't?
562
00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:20,612
Well, I'm gonna say it.
563
00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:22,864
Tonight was a lot more
sweet and wholesome
564
00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:24,240
than I would have thought.
565
00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:44,219
Wait, wait.
566
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:48,473
I can't go inside.
567
00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:51,476
I have to stay outside.
568
00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:53,186
I'm gonna go back to Ghost Fag.
569
00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:27,887
♪ Don't let the party stop ♪
570
00:31:30,432 --> 00:31:32,851
♪ Just keep the rhythm hot, hot, hot ♪
571
00:31:34,227 --> 00:31:36,771
♪ Don't let the party stop ♪
572
00:31:51,036 --> 00:31:53,246
Okay.
573
00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:55,040
Okay, it's okay.
574
00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:56,541
Okay, y'all.
575
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:59,669
Um, y'all are just gonna
hang it here for a second,
576
00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:02,714
okay, while I pass off the keys.
577
00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,424
And hey, hey, hey, do not judge me
578
00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:05,967
for putting you in a sex swing, okay?
579
00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:07,719
I'm a work in progress.
580
00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:10,221
Keys?
581
00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:12,640
- What the...
- Bye, Ali.
582
00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:17,187
Okay. Let's get you back
to Mommy and Zaddy's...
583
00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:20,732
Oh, my God.
584
00:32:24,194 --> 00:32:27,322
Y'all found serenity in a sex swing.
585
00:32:27,364 --> 00:32:30,325
You really are my kids.
586
00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:34,496
I've wasted so much time
587
00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:37,624
not being my authentic self.
588
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:42,837
Like, up until fourth grade.
589
00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:48,718
But now, it's time to fully be me.
590
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:55,016
What about you, Mingus?
591
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,894
Who is Chicky Fil-A?
592
00:32:57,936 --> 00:33:00,438
What's at her core?
593
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,815
My mom's hand-me-downs.
594
00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:04,150
Mingus.
595
00:33:04,192 --> 00:33:05,694
Bussey.
596
00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:12,784
Um, I mean, when I
started wanting to do drag,
597
00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:15,954
my biggest trauma was when
my seventh grade boyfriend,
598
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:18,456
uh, Tristan, ghosted me,
599
00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:20,291
which in my defense, was really hard.
600
00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:23,086
He was, like, so cute.
601
00:33:28,008 --> 00:33:30,802
But, uh...
602
00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:34,931
yeah, then, um...
603
00:33:34,973 --> 00:33:37,142
Babylon.
604
00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:46,151
I don't know. It's like, sort of feels
605
00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:47,902
like I skipped a few steps.
606
00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:56,369
I mean, like, I'm 17,
607
00:33:56,411 --> 00:33:58,830
you know, and I...
608
00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:04,002
I feel like I'm marked or something.
609
00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:09,883
Um...
610
00:34:12,969 --> 00:34:15,680
I don't... I don't...
I don't really know
611
00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:17,265
if I'm supposed to talk about this.
612
00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:19,893
Just talk.
613
00:34:37,702 --> 00:34:39,537
It's okay if it's too much.
614
00:34:39,579 --> 00:34:40,872
It's a process.
615
00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:42,165
All right. I'm sorry to disappoint,
616
00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:43,708
but I am withdrawing
617
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,543
from this trauma dick-measuring contest.
618
00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:47,587
Hey, Mingus, we're
almost done for the day.
619
00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:49,464
You know what, Bussey,
do you get off on this?
620
00:34:49,506 --> 00:34:51,132
Like, no kink-shaming,
621
00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:53,927
but I don't need drag that
fucking bad, all right?
622
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,389
Mingus.
623
00:35:08,983 --> 00:35:12,237
Okay. What's going on?
624
00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:18,660
Are you gonna punish me for
being gone most of the night?
625
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:19,953
Because...
626
00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:21,996
Ooh, fuck yeah, baby. I deserve it.
627
00:35:22,038 --> 00:35:25,291
Marvin, shut up.
628
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,045
Do you trust me?
629
00:35:29,087 --> 00:35:30,880
Is this the part where you
tell me you murdered someone?
630
00:35:30,922 --> 00:35:33,383
Because I don't know if
I can help hide a body.
631
00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:34,926
Marvin.
632
00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:45,854
I'm serious.
633
00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:47,939
Do you trust me?
634
00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:53,278
Yeah. I do.
635
00:36:12,088 --> 00:36:13,089
One second.
636
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,844
Okay.
637
00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:25,018
To read lip.
638
00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:27,687
Oh, of course. Yeah.
639
00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:08,186
Hot.
640
00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:09,938
♪ Sticks and stones may break my bones ♪
641
00:37:09,979 --> 00:37:12,649
♪ But that, that, won't,
won't stop, stop me ♪
642
00:37:12,691 --> 00:37:15,026
♪ Sticks and stones may break my bones ♪
643
00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:17,237
♪ Sticks and stones may break my bones ♪
644
00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:19,531
♪ Sticks and stones may break my bones ♪
645
00:37:19,572 --> 00:37:22,075
♪ But that, that won't,
won't stop, stop, stop ♪
646
00:37:22,117 --> 00:37:26,371
♪ Sugar and spice and everything nice ♪
647
00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:31,876
♪ That's what they'd like
to think they're made of ♪
648
00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:36,089
♪ Sugar and spice and everything nice ♪
649
00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:41,344
♪ That's what they'd like
to think they're made of ♪
650
00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:43,805
Mmm. Now let me do you.
651
00:37:43,847 --> 00:37:44,973
No.
652
00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:48,643
This isn't about me.
653
00:37:48,685 --> 00:37:50,311
It's about you.
654
00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:52,022
I want you to feel good.
655
00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:57,444
It's different for me. You know that.
656
00:37:57,485 --> 00:38:00,488
Just let me explore a little bit.
657
00:38:00,530 --> 00:38:01,781
All right?
658
00:38:18,715 --> 00:38:22,218
- Feel good?
- Yeah.
659
00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:49,287
I've never touched your legs before.
660
00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,580
Is that okay?
661
00:38:52,624 --> 00:38:53,958
Yeah.
662
00:40:03,945 --> 00:40:04,945
Wow.
663
00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:47,405
Did my brother pay you?
664
00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:50,116
Are you a sex worker?
665
00:40:59,584 --> 00:41:01,461
N... no.
666
00:41:03,588 --> 00:41:04,798
No.
667
00:41:19,854 --> 00:41:23,191
I'm really trying my best here.
668
00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:25,694
Maybe one day...
669
00:41:25,735 --> 00:41:28,613
I don't know...
670
00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:32,784
I can become someone you'd
be proud to call your dad...
671
00:41:32,826 --> 00:41:35,578
not donated sperm.
672
00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:42,502
What the actual fuck?
673
00:41:49,926 --> 00:41:50,844
You think Flo and Jett are old enough
674
00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,303
to be at a sex party, hm?
675
00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:54,556
No, but they didn't go
down for their bedtime.
676
00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:56,391
Oh, you're too busy
performing babysitting duties
677
00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:58,435
for Instagram, rather
than actually babysitting?
678
00:41:58,476 --> 00:42:03,023
Look, the only reason I came
here was to drop off the keys...
679
00:42:03,064 --> 00:42:05,525
you know what? I'm done.
680
00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:07,694
I've been trying to show
up for everybody tonight
681
00:42:07,736 --> 00:42:10,405
and prove that I'm actually
responsible, but you got me.
682
00:42:10,447 --> 00:42:12,657
In what way have you been responsible?
683
00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:14,784
Well, Shar, the babies are asleep.
684
00:42:14,826 --> 00:42:17,328
Don't do that. Don't defend him.
685
00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:19,205
- I'm not.
- I hate this.
686
00:42:19,247 --> 00:42:21,750
I hate that you always
protect him when he fucks up.
687
00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,251
Okay.
688
00:42:24,544 --> 00:42:27,756
I'm sorry. It's just we
were having so much fun.
689
00:42:27,797 --> 00:42:29,299
Don't let this ruin our night.
690
00:42:29,341 --> 00:42:32,093
That's exactly what this
is, Ruthie, one night.
691
00:42:32,135 --> 00:42:34,012
This is not our lives anymore.
692
00:42:34,054 --> 00:42:35,096
I know that.
693
00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:36,973
I don't think you do actually.
694
00:42:39,225 --> 00:42:43,063
Fine. Let's just get out of here.
695
00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:46,983
I'm sorry.
696
00:42:47,025 --> 00:42:49,444
You're clearly doing a great job,
697
00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:52,322
and I know you don't need my help,
698
00:42:52,364 --> 00:42:54,866
but if Brenda ever bails...
699
00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:58,161
We're good, Brodie.
700
00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:03,958
- Okay, but...
- You are not needed.
701
00:43:10,006 --> 00:43:13,885
It's okay, it's okay.
702
00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:19,641
It's okay. Hi.
703
00:43:22,018 --> 00:43:23,561
What's this?
704
00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:26,564
I am extending our relationship.
705
00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:30,527
Do I even want to know
where you got this money?
706
00:43:30,568 --> 00:43:32,362
No.
707
00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:38,159
Wow.
708
00:43:38,743 --> 00:43:40,328
What?
709
00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:44,165
We raised a shitload of money
for disabled charities tonight.
710
00:43:44,207 --> 00:43:47,127
And, like, if you think about it,
711
00:43:47,168 --> 00:43:49,295
I'm a disabled charity too, you know?
712
00:43:50,714 --> 00:43:54,843
Look, I had a great time tonight.
713
00:43:54,884 --> 00:43:56,594
Like, a really great time,
714
00:43:56,636 --> 00:44:01,516
and I'm not ready for this to end.
715
00:44:01,558 --> 00:44:05,103
I feel like you and
I, we've got a thing.
716
00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:06,479
I mean, a paid thing, I know.
717
00:44:06,521 --> 00:44:08,023
I'm not being delusional or anything...
718
00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:09,566
- Marvin.
- I just...
719
00:44:12,027 --> 00:44:15,238
I feel the same way.
720
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,866
Which, to be clear, is not great.
721
00:44:17,907 --> 00:44:22,162
Sex workers falling for
their clients is a big no-no.
722
00:44:22,203 --> 00:44:25,498
I know I'm irresistible.
723
00:44:25,540 --> 00:44:26,583
You are.
724
00:44:28,752 --> 00:44:30,253
Look at you tonight,
725
00:44:30,295 --> 00:44:32,714
just commanding every
room you walk into.
726
00:44:32,756 --> 00:44:34,758
I don't walk, bitch.
727
00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:37,260
You know what I mean.
728
00:44:37,302 --> 00:44:40,430
I like being around you, all right?
729
00:44:50,899 --> 00:44:52,400
Mm, mm.
730
00:44:52,442 --> 00:44:55,820
I am at my quota on
emotions for one night.
731
00:45:31,189 --> 00:45:32,774
Well, look who it is.
732
00:45:32,816 --> 00:45:35,902
Didn't expect to see you till morning.
733
00:45:35,944 --> 00:45:40,031
How was Leo?
734
00:45:40,073 --> 00:45:43,868
Leo was a surprise.
735
00:45:43,910 --> 00:45:46,413
Look, I know you were
nervous about tonight,
736
00:45:46,454 --> 00:45:49,249
and I just wanted to make
sure you had a good time.
737
00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:51,334
What the fuck is wrong with you?
738
00:45:54,587 --> 00:45:55,630
Okay.
739
00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:13,750
Hey.
740
00:47:18,171 --> 00:47:19,964
What are you doing here?
741
00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:24,344
Just wanted to see you.
742
00:47:50,662 --> 00:47:52,455
Do you think I'm a fuckup?
743
00:48:21,067 --> 00:48:23,528
No. I don't.
744
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,000
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