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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:56,960 Look, 2 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,080 let me stop your right there 3 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,720 because I don't believe in climate change. 4 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:04,120 But this is more about biodiversity. 5 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:06,560 I don't believe in all that. 6 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,640 All of that, what? The animals? 7 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,560 Of course, I believe in animals. 8 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,640 I've got five dogs, Rottweilers. Look. 9 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:17,360 There's Smiley. He bit someone, 10 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,920 but that's all right. He was happy. 11 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 -Cute. 12 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:25,360 It's all those other animals: pandas and sharks... 13 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,560 I just think it's... 14 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,640 What? 15 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,720 I just think it's anti-business propaganda. 16 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,640 Okay... 17 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,720 What about the... 18 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,360 British fishermen? 19 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:40,840 You believe in them? 20 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,760 We're going to table his shark thing! 21 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:51,840 What? 22 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,720 Yeah. Because guess what? After Brexit, 23 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,080 when we'll be free, all our British fishermen 24 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,920 will be able to kill those sharks 25 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,760 and sell the fins to the Chinese 26 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:05,360 when it will be forbidden to the Frenchies and the Spanish! 27 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,360 It's a huge competitive advantage for our boys. 28 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,440 Exactly. 29 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,320 I'm not sure British fishermen... 30 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:13,440 Yeah, good strategy. 31 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,280 Yeah. So. 32 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,400 So, are you gonna get the group to table it? 33 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,280 Absolutely! With all the bullshit 34 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,280 those Italians get through, 35 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,840 I think it's our turn for a change! 36 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,120 -Yeah. -Yeah! 37 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,120 As of tomorrow, Rose, you'll be working for Samy on that. 38 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,720 All right. Have fun, kids! 39 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,240 Wait, you mean with Samy, not for. 40 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,800 All right. Toodles, toodles. 41 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,240 Thank you. Nice meeting. 42 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,720 -No, she said for Samy. -Yeah, but she didn't mean that. 43 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,440 No. 44 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,120 Hello, and good morning, Brussels! 45 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,400 I've brought Mr Breakfast. 46 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,160 It's sweet and savory just in case, 47 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,040 so here's a mustard-meat sausage 48 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,840 and one peanut butter vegan, my personal favorite. 49 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,880 And then one mustard-meat-peanut butter vegan 50 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,840 just in case you're flexitarian. 51 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,840 Okay. Sure. I get it. Um... 52 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,800 You're still mad at me for the committee vote. 53 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,440 If you want to be childish that's okay. 54 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,680 What is it? 55 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,120 It's the breakfast wurst. 56 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,160 Oh, yeah. 57 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,120 That's just extremely culturally insensitive. 58 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,800 Okay, come in. 59 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,840 My office is free for everyone! 60 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,280 Weird. It smells like the German delegation meeting room. 61 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,400 All right! Let's all make fun of the Germans, it's allowed! 62 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,320 What's this? 63 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,960 Trying to count votes for the amendment. 64 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,560 That's ludicrous. Did you get that from The West Wing? 65 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,040 No, I... 66 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,320 Just... 67 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,040 Eh... 68 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,000 So, in the Parliament, 69 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:19,480 you have anti-EU MEPs, and pro-EU MEPs. Yeah? 70 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,600 Mm-hm. 71 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:26,360 Then you've got the pro-fish and the anti-fish people. 72 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:28,920 Right. So... 73 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,480 -Yeah? -Yeah. Okay. 74 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,560 The pro-fish, pro-EU MEPs will vote 75 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,600 for your amendment no matter what. 76 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:37,440 Like the German Greens. 77 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,600 -Yeah? -Mm-hm. 78 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,480 But, on the contrary, 79 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,480 the anti-fish, anti-EU people, like the Greek nationalists, 80 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,160 they will vote against it no matter what. 81 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,920 I guess they have other fish to fry. 82 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,280 So, that leaves two categories of MEPs 83 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,800 whose minds you can change. 84 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,040 You've got the "love the EU, 85 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,360 don't really care about fish" group. 86 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,240 You can get them by saying that you're offering 87 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,600 a "European solution" to finning. 88 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,240 They probably don't know what finning is 89 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,160 but they always go for the European solution. 90 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,680 Then you've got the "meh-EU, love fish" group. 91 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:15,800 These are the ones you're gonna get by showing them 92 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,000 heart-wrenching videos 93 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,240 of sharks dying a slow, painful death. 94 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,840 -Yeah? -Okay. 95 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,800 But, your problem is the "I don't give 96 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,480 a damn about your amendment" MEPs. 97 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,800 Where are those? 98 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,120 Everywhere. 99 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,160 -Obviously. -Right. 100 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,040 Other fish to fry! I got it. 101 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,720 It's not bad. 102 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,160 -It's a good first joke. -Yeah. 103 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,360 One solution to get MEPs interested 104 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,680 is to throw a conference. 105 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,160 Oh, like a "Save the shark" conference? 106 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,600 Conference sounds boring. 107 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:49,240 You could call it an event, like on Facebook. 108 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:52,360 Maybe we should call it an event, like on Facebook. 109 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,720 Sounds equally boring. 110 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,240 A party? 111 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,600 Banquet? 112 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,920 -No. -Hmm... 113 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,800 No. Guys, I got it! 114 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,800 -An orgy. -No! Just call it event. 115 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,800 - Yeah, okay. -Yeah? 116 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,480 Whatever you call it, 117 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,240 what we need is a famous guest speaker. 118 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,920 I kind of never agree with him, but it's true. 119 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,600 No one cares about finning, but everyone loves celebrity. 120 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:17,680 Hmm... 121 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,480 -Angelina Jolie? -I knew you were gonna say that. 122 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,480 She had her breasts removed, so she might identify... 123 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,840 Did not know that was why you would say that. No. 124 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:26,920 No! 125 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,040 Stromae? 126 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,680 Everybody loves him. 127 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,920 Yes. Do you have his contact details? 128 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:33,840 No. 129 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,920 -That was useful. -Yeah, thank you. 130 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,440 How about someone who's big in the EU bubble? 131 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,840 What about Marianne Nordager? 132 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,560 -Yeah, okay. -Yes, she would be perfect. 133 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,720 Oh, yeah. 134 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,120 Who is she? 135 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,600 Marianne Nordager. 136 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,680 Mm-hm. 137 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,800 -Marianne Nordager. Nordager. -Yeah? 138 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,240 Do you not know who she is? 139 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,600 No, I don't who she is. 140 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,560 Marianne Nordager. 141 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,000 Saying it louder doesn't help. 142 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,160 She's the Competition Commissioner. 143 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,000 She fined Apple, she punished Microsoft. 144 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,040 Okay. 145 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,000 She's very cool and classy. 146 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,920 There's a whole TV show about her. 147 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,280 A TV show about Europe? Boring! 148 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:18,480 But if she is such a big cheese, how can we get her anyway? 149 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,240 Because she's a Danish politician. That means she's... 150 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,160 She does her own shopping, 151 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,040 she rides to the office on a bicycle. 152 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,560 She's accessible. 153 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,600 I could help you guys because we shop at the same supermarket. 154 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,440 So, we're kind of like grocery buddies. 155 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:32,560 Oh! 156 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,400 That's not true. You're not. 157 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,920 Are you jealous? 158 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,920 I'm not jealous. 159 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,040 Jealous. 160 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,560 - I'm not jealous. -She is. 161 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,280 I'm not jealous! 162 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,920 How can we find her then? 163 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,760 I know this because I track her movements. 164 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,560 Can you just pass on 165 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:17,800 that we'd love to talk to her? 166 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:18,920 Please. 167 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,880 And why would I do that? 168 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,280 Because it's your job. Thank you. 169 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,760 Cool chain. 170 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:44,920 Just put a little 171 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:45,960 smiley face here 172 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,160 -at the end... -No. 173 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,280 Don't do that. 174 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,560 What is that? Is that a "d"? 175 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,800 Put a heart on that "i". 176 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,960 -Rose, can you let me finish? 177 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,080 No, because... 178 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,200 Are you happy? 179 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,520 -Yes, I am. -Super. 180 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,560 Look at you, guys. 181 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,960 You're behaving like it's Kim Kardashian. 182 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,760 She's just an EU commissioner. 183 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,520 Are you saying that valuing 184 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:57,280 an experienced stateswoman makes less sense than 185 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,800 idolizing an illiterate reality TV 186 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,320 celebrity popularized by a sex tape? 187 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,040 -That's not what I'm saying. -There she is! 188 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,160 Go, go, go. 189 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,560 Miss Nordager. Excuse me. Sorry. 190 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,560 We would like to invite you to an event on Tuesday afternoon. 191 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:08,680 That's impossible. 192 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,400 You're the one who sent me the note? 193 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,920 Yes, it's about finning. 194 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,920 Each year, 100 million sharks are hunted for their fins. 195 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,080 -Really? -Yes. 196 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,560 -That sounds bad. -Yes. 197 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,160 Tuesday, we have a very important 198 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,800 meeting with Mark Zuckerberg. 199 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,800 We could break up Facebook if we wanted. 200 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,760 We're not gonna do that but we could! 201 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,520 We're gonna have free tofu sausages. 202 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,040 -I know you like them. -Torsten. 203 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,560 Um... 204 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,800 Can you not... 205 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,200 Yes, sorry. 206 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,240 I'll take it. 207 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,360 Trust me. 208 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,440 Okay. Um... 209 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,640 I'll have a think about this event. 210 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,080 Could you um... 211 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,280 Can you send me some documentation? 212 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,400 Yeah, sure. 213 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,800 We can't. We've canceled Zuckerberg twice already. 214 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,520 Every time we do, he gets nicer, doesn't he? 215 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,560 Men, you treat them mean, keep them keen. 216 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,160 Yeah. 217 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,280 Maybe I'll see you on Tuesday, then. 218 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,040 -Okay. -Samy the Shark. 219 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,440 She knows my name. 220 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,920 How come she knows my name? 221 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,560 You signed your little note. 222 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,960 Yeah, but like... 223 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,160 Is it me or did something happen there? 224 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,400 No, it's just you. 225 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,080 If you specify 226 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,440 there will be mini frankfurters 227 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:21,040 that will gather a crowd way better. 228 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,520 Right, yeah. 229 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,960 I'm not gonna do that. I said there will be a buffet. 230 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,560 That will not do because people respond better to pictures. 231 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,040 I can't put a picture in that. 232 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,200 You can put a picture in it. 233 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,560 Guys, guys! Marianne just responded to my email. 234 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,040 And wow! 235 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,440 What? 236 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,560 Smiley face. 237 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,280 Aggressive. 238 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,560 Did she say she's coming or not? 239 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,680 Rose. 240 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,040 Marianne and I are obviously in a romantic mode, right now. 241 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,960 Of course, she's not going to show me her game. 242 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,160 That's not how it works. 243 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,520 She's building up the desire. 244 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,760 Like a modern-day "Liaisons dangereuses". 245 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,560 You English don't know anything about romance. 246 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,800 Okay, right. 247 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,560 Let's split the tasks. 248 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,800 I'll book the room tomorrow, I guess. 249 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,040 Nice to have Marianne as a friend. 250 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,960 You guys do the publicity. 251 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,560 -You're not friends. -We are. 252 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,560 Email me when you've done it 253 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,960 and I'll redo it. 254 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,440 -Hey, Rose? -Yeah? 255 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,800 -You know what? -Yeah? 256 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,160 We should double-date! 257 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,800 -You and Sayeed, Marianne and I. -Ooh, Yeah! 258 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,040 That's such a great idea. I guess... 259 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,160 The only problem with that is 260 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,520 I've been going out with Sayeed for six years 261 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,280 and you and Marianne 262 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,160 is a fictional romance you've invented. 263 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,680 Six years... 264 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,440 People usually break up during the seventh year. 265 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,040 So you should enjoy that. 266 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,040 That's not nice. 267 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,680 It's a joke. 268 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,200 -Okay. -I'm kidding. 269 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,160 What should I answer? Smiley with... 270 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,960 Take Marianne away from me and I'll kill you. 271 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,920 -What? -I'll kill you. 272 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,800 Do you live here? 273 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,280 No! 274 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,040 I don't care. Um... 275 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,440 This is for you. 276 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,520 What is this? 277 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,040 It's a costume. For the conference. 278 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,160 What? 279 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,040 Sharon's idea. She thought you might like it. 280 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,560 Is that a joke? I'm not gonna wear this. 281 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,800 Marianne will be there. It's like a first date. 282 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,520 Did you buy the cycling helmet to carry around with you? 283 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,040 It's not mine. 284 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,160 Really? 285 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,200 I don't need a bike. 286 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,560 Right, because you live here. 287 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,160 Yes. No, I... 288 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,400 All right. See you later. 289 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,040 I'm not gonna wear this. 290 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,040 You are. You don't have a choice. 291 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,400 Because Sharon wants you to. 292 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,520 So what? 293 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,040 Do you want her support? 294 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,800 -Yeah. -Yes. 295 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,560 Good luck. See you there. 296 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:04,480 Nice smell. Is it coconut? Tropical fruit? 297 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,640 -It's honey. -Honey! 298 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:09,880 Nice. 299 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,600 Rose, rose... 300 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,960 Look, Rose. 301 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,600 Dan, dan, dan, dan... 302 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,960 -Rose? -Mm. 303 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,080 Any idea why our conference looks like 304 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,200 a Ku Klux Klan high school reunion? 305 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,480 I've no idea where they came from. 306 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,880 Rose... 307 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:51,960 I don't know. 308 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,440 You can ask them. 309 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,960 Don't... 310 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,360 -Yes? -Can I just... 311 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,440 Suomalaiset. 312 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,720 What's that? 313 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,960 The real Finns. 314 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,720 It's a Finnish far-right party. 315 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,840 What? 316 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,240 -Oh... The real Finns? -The real Finns! 317 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,160 Yeah. 318 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,080 I love this place! Come on! 319 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,160 -Where's Samy? -Oh, he's... 320 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,160 Samy? Come out! 321 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,320 Don't say my name! 322 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,440 Don't be shy. 323 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,160 Fuck! It's super realistic. 324 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,720 Except the cycling helmet. 325 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,120 Right, no. 326 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,400 Is that what...? 327 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,720 No, no. Come on. What are you doing? 328 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,240 -Ouch! -It's mine! 329 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,920 Don't do that. 330 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,600 The main point is finning. 331 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,920 Guys? 332 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,480 -Hello. -Thank you for coming. 333 00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,920 You're welcome. 334 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,200 -And your friend, Samy? -Yeah, he's... 335 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,960 Hello. 336 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,120 So, yes, 337 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,360 sharks are frightening, 338 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,880 but life is not a film. 339 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,160 It's not Jaws. 340 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,760 Sharks may look scary... 341 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,680 So, you like texting relationships, don't you? 342 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,920 What? 343 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,360 Lots of dot, dot, dot. 344 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,120 Cute monkey emojis hiding their eyes. 345 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,520 You think I wouldn't notice? 346 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,400 I see everything. 347 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,400 I'm like Mark Zuckerberg. 348 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,360 Except you can't break me. 349 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,680 I don't think you're like him. 350 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,000 Because you're... 351 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,960 prettier than him. 352 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,440 Don't touch me! 353 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,440 But it shouldn't go unnoticed. 354 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,680 Oh, look at him! He's so cute. 355 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,360 I want a picture. Sharkie? 356 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,120 Bring him here. 357 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,000 Help him, he can't see anything. 358 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,440 Be careful where you put your fucking fins. 359 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,920 I want a picture. 360 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,680 Enjoy it while you can. 361 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,160 We meet someone like you every other week. 362 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,600 A nice cause, a few texts. 363 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,680 As soon as we're in that elevator, you're off the map. 364 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,960 Maybe we should go. 365 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,920 We have that video conference with Jeff. 366 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Oh, yes. 367 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,240 Jeff Bezos. He's the founder of Amazon. 368 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,640 He's a friend of ours. 369 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,360 We gotta leave. Sorry. 370 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,720 Marianne? 371 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,880 -Yes? -Uh... 372 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,760 Do you want to go for a drink? 373 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,400 -A drink? 374 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,840 Yes. 375 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,760 It doesn't have to be now. 376 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,400 It can be another day, I don't know. 377 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,160 Well, no. 378 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,880 But keep up the good work, Sharkie. 379 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,760 Ah, okay. Thank you. 380 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,240 No, no, no! 381 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,160 Dude! 382 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,760 Bro! 383 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:31,960 It hurts. 384 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,320 So sorry. 385 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,680 My fin... 386 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,920 You just got finned. 387 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,200 Hi. 388 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,360 Hey. 389 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,960 What were you talking about? 390 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,920 Aquatic life. 391 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,640 No, we were... 392 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,160 He said he would help with the amendment. 393 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,240 -Really? -Yeah. 394 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,000 What? That's great! 395 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,400 He... 396 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,960 He's one of the best MEPs. 397 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,880 Oh, okay. All right. 398 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,440 He's a good one. 399 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,080 I didn't know that. 400 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,920 Should we get a picture? 401 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,160 A little memory. 402 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,200 -Okay, cool. -All right. 403 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,880 Yeah? 404 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,440 Okay. 405 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Well, no. 406 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,680 I meant with the... 407 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,480 -Oh! The shark. -Yeah. 408 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,240 You need a hand? 409 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,720 Yeah, to close my mouth. 410 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,960 Is that... Okay. 411 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,360 Okay. 412 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,160 Nice. 413 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,240 Nice. 414 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,720 Okay. Well... 415 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,720 Fine, take it off, then. 416 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,080 -Thank you. 417 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,680 Yes, like that. Stop. 418 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Yes. 25752

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