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Toto?
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-Toto?
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Oh, my God,
my office is on fire!
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I put up a screen there to look
busy when people come in.
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That's not a question
I get to ask often enough:
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what are you doing
under my desk?
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I'm looking for hints.
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-Hints?
-Yeah.
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Of how you and Ingeborg
intend to fuck me
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at the vote on my amendment.
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-Oh, that.
-Yeah.
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And you thought I might
have dropped some papers here
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with our evil power plan
all laid down on it?
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Like in a crappy Cold War
secret agent movie from the 50s?
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Well...
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-If I beg you, will you tell me?
-It's tempting.
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Even if I told you, it wouldn't
make much of a difference.
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Is she pulling
some procedural trick?
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Did she bribe the socialists?
What did she offer?
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Bigger offices? A resolution
on the 35-hour week?
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Samy, Samy.
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Why struggle-struggle
if you've lost-lost already?
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Accept the world as it is.
The Knacki is here to be eaten.
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Ingeborg is here
to get what she wants.
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Rose?
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Rose, is that you?
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-You okay?
-No!
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I don't know why I'm crying.
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I've got everything
I ever wanted.
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The UK is out of the EU,
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I've got this perfect body,
this great hair...
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Yeah.
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They're making a biopic
of Elton John
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after all the letters I wrote.
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I think maybe
you're depressed again.
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So, if it keeps happening
this often,
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you could go and see
a psychologist, maybe?
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Why? I'm not gay!
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That wasn't exactly
what I was saying.
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I just meant that maybe
talking to somebody would help.
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I'm not crazy, Rose.
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I've just got feelings,
that's all.
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Yeah, I know.
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You could try work, maybe.
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That's what people do
to stop thinking about life.
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There's a vote on finning
at the Fisheries Committee.
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-That could work.
-That's boring.
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-Fish are boring!
-Fish are boring...
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Brexit?
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-You love Brexit.
-Yeah.
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Negotiations are stuck
and it's chaos in Westminster.
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-You think?
-Yeah.
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A mind like yours
could be a game-changer.
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-It's a good idea.
-Yeah.
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Those technocrats,
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they don't know their left
from their right.
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Exactly. Great!
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So, good? Okay, we're good.
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But what will I focus on?
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Irish border?
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-Yeah, okay, Irish border.
-Okay.
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But what's the problem
with the Irish border?
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So, this is the UK.
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Let's say he's Europe.
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-Oh, she, that's Jenny.
-Right, so, she's Europe.
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She's Europe.
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So, what we want is a border
between the UK and Jenny.
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Right, yes, the EU.
Oh, absolutely!
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Take back control!
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We don't want a border
between N. Ireland
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and the Republic of Ireland.
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-We don't, no?
-Well, no.
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Because when we did,
we sort of had a civil war.
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Oh. We don't want that, do we?
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No...
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So, the question is:
where do we put the border?
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Right.
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-That is hard. I don't know.
-Yeah.
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Where? Okay.
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You have a think about that,
I'll do some emails.
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There.
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Problem solved!
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Next.
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So, we give away
Northern Ireland?
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-Is that a problem?
-Yeah.
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It is part of the country
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so some people
have got pretty attached.
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I guess you're right.
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Plus, it was our last colony,
wasn't it?
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Call the maître d'. He'll know.
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Who?
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Because what is cannot not be
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and what is not cannot be,
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otherwise nothing
would make sense!
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It's called a tautology. It's at
the root of human knowledge.
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Don't come with your
technocratic bullshit with me!
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I represent the people!
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-There is a secret fifth option.
-Oh, yeah?
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Don't say it's from me.
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That's not a problem, I'll say
it's the Sharon solution.
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In this option,
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the UK maintains its access
to the EU market,
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the Irish border
is frictionless,
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you even keep on receiving
your salary
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as a Member
of the European Parliament.
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Sold! We can call it
the Sharon settlement.
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Write that down, Rose.
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I think the option
is already called
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"remaining in the EU".
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Okay, we've checked again.
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There is no secret MI6 plan
to solve the Irish border.
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And did you Google
"Irish border" and "solution"?
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To check on millions
of goods crossing
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an invisible border every day?
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-I'm afraid even Google...
-Actually, I just did.
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-But to no avail.
-Come on!
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There's an app
for everything these days.
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I can't believe there isn't one
to check a border!
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It's nonsense.
I don't claim to be an expert,
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but, you know, we could just
do something like Deliveroo,
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throw in Bitcoins
and put a bit of block-chain,
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and then just track it all
with a massive GPS?
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One moment, we're taking notes.
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-What was that about Bitcoins?
-I don't bloody know!
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Hey, man!
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Eamon, sorry.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, my friend. Let's make peace.
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I win this time,
you'll win next time.
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-It's democracy, you know?
-Yeah, totally.
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Let's enjoy this short moment
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before you realize that your MEP
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spontaneously withdrew
the finning amendment.
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What?
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Yeah.
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That's not...
Why would he do that?
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Good question. I think
it's because we asked him to.
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-Seriously?
-Yeah.
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I thought you wanted to use
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-the chair to postpone the vote.
-Yeah, we did that too.
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Just look at my outfit.
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That was the hint I was
giving you. It's double trouble.
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Why would I wear belt
and braces?
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I don't know.
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I thought it was a German thing.
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Thank you, Alan.
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Negotiators have been arguing
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over the Northern Ireland
border issue for months.
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But in a surprising turn
of events, we hear today
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that they have come up
with a "technological solution".
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According to senior diplomats
in London and I'm quoting,
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It's a bit like Deliveroo,
"chuck in some Bitcoi
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and track it all
with a massive GPS."
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The European Commission
has yet to comment,
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but experts are skeptical.
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