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Hi.
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I'm sorry. I just came in here,
I'm like ambushing you.
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I just really wanted
to ask you something.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I need to talk to you too,
actually.
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Oh, Okay.
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Okay, do you want to go first?
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No.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'll go.
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Okay,
it's a little bit embarrassing.
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Oh, yeah. mine is also
a bit embarrassing. So, yeah.
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Is there any way
that you would like to have sex
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with me right now?
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I'm sorry, I know it's weird.
It's just...
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That's all I've been thinking
about all morning
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and I can't even focus on work.
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So, I think there's just one way
out of this.
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Oh, my God. You don't think
I'm a freak, do you?
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No, or a very nice freak.
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Beautiful freak.
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You think I'm beautiful?
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Yes!
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Of course.
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-Can I take these off?
-Yeah.
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-No, I'm kidding.
-Are you Okay?
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What was your thing,
by the way?
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-What?
-What was your thing?
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Oh, the sex thing.
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-Me too.
-Really?
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Oh, my God!
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-Samy?
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Samy, you in there, bro?
Dude man?
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Did you pass out
while defecating?
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It happens.
I saw a video online.
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Can you go away, please?
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I'll wait till you finish.
Will that take long?
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No, not really.
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Yeah, it will be very long.
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Just tell me,
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did you break up with
your Nazi girlfriend or not?
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-You have a girlfriend?
-No!
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You should be bumping
on the word "Nazi"
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and I don't have a girlfriend.
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-Do you?
-No!
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-Promise?
-Yeah.
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Yesterday you said you wanted
to end things with Ma...
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-Did you wash your hands?
-Yes.
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-They're not wet.
-Because I dried them.
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I didn't hear the dryer.
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What do you want?
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Just want to let you know
Maurice is here.
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-Why didn't you just say that?
-I didn't want to stress you.
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The intestine
is like a second brain.
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna clean out
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-my second brain.
-No, you cannot go inside.
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-No?
-No.
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You cannot go in the toilet.
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Michel doesn't want anyone
in there.
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-You were just in there.
-Yes, but...
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No Germans.
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Because of the war
and everything.
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-It's a joke? A French joke?
-Sorry.
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-Because it's not funny.
-It's Michel, he's...
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Dude, we did apologize, Okay?
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Several times.
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And I was born after the war,
if you do not see that.
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Plus!
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my friend, you are the one
who is fucking a Nazi!
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Stop with that word!
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The "F" word?
You're afraid of the "F" word?
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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The "N" word!
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The "N" word?
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-I would never say the "N" word.
-Nazi.
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Anyway,
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I'm sorry for everything
that happened.
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But I cannot allow
any more discrimination
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-against my people.
-Wait, no!
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I feel like
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the German Rosa Parks
of toilet blocks.
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How did it go with Maurice?
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Fine. It's Okay.
It's all sorted.
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-I'm good.
-Tschüss.
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-So sorry.
- My God!
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-I'm so sorry about this.
-It's okay.
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I... He was...
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Yeah, it was terrible.
It's okay.
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I kind of liked it.
I felt like that...
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What's the name...
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The kid that hides in the attic
in Amsterdam?
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-Anne Frank?
-Yes, exactly.
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Even though I heard
that's all fake. Did you know?
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I really like
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when you speak French.
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It's so cute.
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Yes, I have experience
in international politics
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finance regulations and
I'm a strong believer in free
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enterprise. It would be great
to move back to London.
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I've always wanted to work
in the City.
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-That would be...
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What's going on?
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Fucking Brexit! They're moving
the whole department
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to fucking Frankfurt!
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-All right.
-I can't move.
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I want to see my kid grow up
every other weekend.
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It's all right, Kenneth.
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Who's that?
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This lady is applying
for a job here.
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Good luck.
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-Thank you.
-Sorry, sorry.
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-I'm pathetic.
-No, it's all right...
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It's fine, you're upset.
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Maybe you should stay
in Brussels, Rose.
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-Brexit is killing us here.
-In Brussels?
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What do you do in Brussels?
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It's finance regulations
and legislation, really.
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The two main things I do.
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Is this a fucking Brexit poster
behind you?
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I don't know what that was,
but, personally, I actually lean
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-to a more...
-She's fucking pro-Brexit.
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No, that's...
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You have ruined my life,
you fucking twat!
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-Calm down.
-No, I'm not calming down!
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She's not gonna pay
for my fucking mortgage!
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You, you never come back
to London,
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you fucking slag or I'll...
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Fuck you!
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-Okay.
-Why don't...
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Stop that fucking bullshit!
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Bye.
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Idiot!
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Sorry, I...
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No, it's your office.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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I have the weirdest déjà-vu.
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Are you here
to have sex with me?
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Christ, no!
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That's a strong reaction!
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Can I use your office for
a Skype job interview tomorrow?
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-Oh, sure, yeah.
-Yeah?
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-Good.
-But...
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-In exchange...
-Finish that sentence
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and I'll Me-Too you
out of this building.
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What do you know
about compromise amendment?
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There are two ways
to build a coalition.
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Number one is to convince people
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that what you propose
is fantastic.
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That's the hard way.
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What's the second option?
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The second option is to split
the opposing coalition.
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But you've not got
any leverage, so...
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Why would you say that?
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You have to present a compromise
amendment tomorrow morning
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and I am teaching you
what it is for the fourth time.
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Yeah.
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Plus, you have a Spanish front
against you.
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You can't play off one
nationality against another.
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-Oh, shit.
-Sorry.
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I fucked it up, right?
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Well, yeah, but don't sweat it.
You tried to save
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the most notoriously
unpopular animal on the planet.
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-Ingeborg.
-Christ, that woman is scary.
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She's not that terrible.
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She's just trying
to make things move her way.
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That's Stockholm syndrome.
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Stockholm what?
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Syndrome. Look it up.
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-You staying?
-Yeah.
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I have a lot of work to do.
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Plus,
I haven't found a flat yet.
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-Sorry.
-Yeah.
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I have to take this.
It's my boyfriend, Sayeed.
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Long-distance relationships
are tricky.
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Hi.
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-Yes, sorry, I didn't have time.
-Bye.
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I'm looking forward
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to coming back to London,
it's an exciting challenge.
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I've had a look
at your company's...
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Perfect. I was researching,
it's not on your résumé,
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but you actually do work
for a Brexit MEP, right?
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Yes, well,
she was a moderate Tory,
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but then with the referendum,
we had to reshuffle and adapt.
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So, adaption is one
of my main...
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We're very much in uncertainty
regarding new positions
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in London because of,
you know... Brexit.
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But, we anticipate when the UK
will be out of the EU,
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that we're going to need
extra support in Brussels.
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Which you could be useful for,
given your
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experience there.
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You're offering me a job
in Brussels.
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Yes.
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-You still there?
-Yeah, still here.
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So, are you interested
in a try-out?
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Yes.
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Sure.
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Okay. You're going to have
to make an effort
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with the clothing
because it's...
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-You know?
-No, sorry.
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Look in the mirror.
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Look at myself. Do same.
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-Be more...
-Me.
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You. Yeah. Be more you. Okay.
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-Good.
-Good. Yes.
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I'll buy a shirt.
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Okay.
This is going to be amazing.
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-Yes.
-I have a good feeling.
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Me too.
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Do you?
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-All right, bye.
-Yes, sorry.
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Are you there. You are... Right.
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-Hi.
-Hey, hi.
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Cheers.
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-You Okay?
-Yeah.
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Yeah?
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Listen.
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You said something before
about Anne Frank.
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Right. You're not gonna go
all PC on me, are you?
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Besides, we don't have to agree
on everything to have fun.
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-You think?
-Of course.
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Let's just have fun.
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Samy?
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