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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,600 Come on! 2 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,240 Seriously? 3 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,720 Thank you so very much. 4 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,640 Fuck! What's wrong with this alarm? 5 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,920 Dizengoff! Dizengoff! Dizengoff! 6 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,080 You'll owe me one million Lira! 7 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,000 You're a witch. This is not possible. 8 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,720 I'll go prepare your consolation prize. 9 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:36,120 I'm not hungry. But I will shnorr another cigarette. 10 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,520 I have to get going or I'll miss my waxing appointment. 11 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:55,960 You just got here. 12 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,000 -Three hours ago. -I'll do this waxing thing for you. 13 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:03,080 Great idea, I always wanted my grandmother to wax my bikini line. 14 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:09,120 We still need to go over the bar's books before I do the salaries. 15 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,120 Can't you do it alone this month? 16 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,840 Don't give me that look. 17 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,840 It's not like I'm putting you in a public retirement home. 18 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,320 Yet. 19 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,240 It's because of this new girlfriend of yours? 20 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,560 Not just another girlfriend. It's different. 21 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,840 Maria is... 22 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,400 You have to meet her. 23 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,480 No, no, no. I've met enough girlfriends. 24 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,920 I can definitely skip this... Maria of yours. 25 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,760 Because you don't like her name or because she's not circumcised? 26 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,080 No. Because it's a waste of time. 27 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,440 All these Marias are a waste of time. 28 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:47,760 Besides, moving in with someone after knowing them for two minutes, 29 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,560 that's just in bad taste. 30 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:50,760 Three months. 31 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,840 Don't go unpacking your boxes just yet. Casanova. 32 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,680 You're such a romantic. 33 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:05,720 Romance is for young women 34 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,160 who don't have cellulitis. 35 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,800 Yet. 36 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,800 Good afternoon, ladies. 37 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,320 Oh, Ibrahim. 38 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,840 Perfect timing. 39 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,600 Your playmate is here. 40 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,920 Take my seat but be careful. She bites today. 41 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,960 -What are you doing here anyhow? -I warned you. 42 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,120 You said you have a crack in the wall. 43 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:29,320 You're a doctor, why do you let her use you for construction work? 44 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,680 I'm using her. 45 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:36,040 The place should be in tip-top shape the day we get our houses back. 46 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,120 Nice, I didn't know Palestinians joke about the Nakba. 47 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,240 Who said I was joking? 48 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,960 Ok, come on. Go, wax your thing. 49 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:51,880 Don't call it a thing. 50 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,920 She's more beautiful when she's in love. 51 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,880 Enough with the Schmalz. 52 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,760 Do you want some cookies? 53 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,680 I want you to keep my seedling alive until I come back from Germany. 54 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,280 The day is going to come 55 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:18,240 that your kids are going to notify the German authorities 56 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:23,040 of an old, dangerously pushy Arab who visits too often. 57 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,120 I'll go fix your thing. 58 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:39,120 KISS ME BEFORE IT BLOWS UP 59 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,400 -Shlomi? -Seriously? 60 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:49,280 Shlomi, I'm so sorry. Give me a sec to find parking. 61 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,240 No, I don't have time for this. 62 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,160 I have to load the truck in half an hour. 63 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,040 She thinks we have time for this shit. 64 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,840 Careful, this washing machine has already moved five times. 65 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,600 This might be her last reincarnation. 66 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:23,720 Is this for me? 67 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,920 God, I missed you, Mucki. 68 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,280 Thanks. 69 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,920 -I can't believe we're really doing it. -Yes. 70 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,200 No, no need for a ticket! 71 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:44,320 Shira? 72 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,120 Neta? 73 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,560 I can't believe it. 74 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,320 It's been years. 75 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,120 -So, what's up? -Are you moving in or out? 76 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,240 We're moving in. This is Maria, my girlfriend. 77 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,880 -Hi. -This is Neta. 78 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,640 -Nice to meet you. -Hi. Hello. 79 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,240 Have you been to the bar? 80 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,000 You should come to the bar. 81 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,440 Well... do ex-girlfriends get a discount? 82 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,680 Do you want me to go bankrupt? 83 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:13,600 And what about exes who spent three months with you in India? 84 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:14,680 Yes. 85 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,000 We'd better go now, take everything inside... 86 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,440 -Great seeing you. -Yeah. 87 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:25,960 Yeah. 88 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,800 Bye! 89 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,920 -Re-park your car. -Of course. 90 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,560 India? 91 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,440 Yes. 92 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:43,440 Best landscapes, worst indigestion... don't ask. 93 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,920 Maybe I should start asking. 94 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,720 Do you have to be so nice to them? 95 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,280 Do you have to be so sweet? 96 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,960 I see now why animals mark their territory. 97 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,520 Do you mean you wanna... 98 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,640 -Because I'm not sure I'm into that. -No... 99 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,640 -I have a better idea. -Ok. 100 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,120 A very romantic one. 101 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,520 Wait... 102 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,680 Found it! 103 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,120 A ring? 104 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,760 Shit! 105 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,320 It's ok, Mucki, 106 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:34,760 it's not like I expected this moment to be a full-blown 90s romcom. 107 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,720 No, this is not how I meant it. 108 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,600 I know, and believe me, 109 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,440 "shit" isn't really what I had in mind for this moment, but... 110 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:47,320 I guess it will be a pretty good story to tell the kids. 111 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,440 Kids? 112 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,080 -I... -What? 113 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:04,960 Nothing. 114 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,360 -Give me your hand. -Oh my God. 115 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:22,320 Abomination! Disgusting! 116 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,400 Whoever coined the term "lesbian bed death" hasn't met you, Mucki. 117 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,480 What is it? 118 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,360 Oh my God, I love that I'm your first. 119 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,320 Can I borrow your phone for a sec? 120 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,600 I need to call my mom and tell her I've found the woman of my dreams. 121 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,920 You're an endless source of pickup lines. 122 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,400 And I fall for them. Every single time, Mucki. 123 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,720 No! That's what I call you. 124 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,880 You need to find me a nickname, and before we get married. 125 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,200 Okay. 126 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,200 I can do that. 127 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,040 How about... 128 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:24,160 You're going to look so beautiful in a white dress. 129 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:33,680 I didn't know you had this kind of heterosexual fantasies. 130 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,200 Who you calling heterosexual? 131 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,120 You're the one who went down on one knee in the middle of the street, 132 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,360 making me feel like Julia Roberts. 133 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,800 Let's go get breakfast? 134 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,920 But first... 135 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,280 No... No, no, woman. Are you trying to kill me? 136 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,000 I need water, food. 137 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,320 Want some? 138 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,800 What's up, bro? 139 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:36,960 Really? 140 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,200 Where is she? 141 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,440 You stink. 142 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,960 -It's bleach. -It's vagina. 143 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,080 And how would you know? 144 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,280 That's a silly pet. 145 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,480 Kind of suits you, Liam. 146 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,840 Care to explain the fluff monster? 147 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,720 The rabbit is for you. 148 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,920 A small token of my appreciation. 149 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:11,120 I have no idea what you're after but the answer is no. 150 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,880 How can you say no without even knowing what he wants? 151 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,480 Let me show you. 152 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,840 What do you want? 153 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,640 Thank God you're here, Maria. 154 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,880 She's way nicer when you're around. 155 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,160 Spit it out, furball. 156 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,680 I need to make a documentary film for my final school project. 157 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,320 They told us to find an Arab or an Orthodox or... 158 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,920 You know, one of those things that always look good on camera. 159 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:39,680 So I figured nothing can top my favorite Israeli-German dyke couple. 160 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,040 And that's why you first say no and then ask. 161 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,400 Survival 101. 162 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,320 -You'll get the hang of it. -No, you can't say no. 163 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,240 It's only a film. A short one. 164 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,760 Okay. But we decide exactly when and where 165 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,720 you get to poke around with your camera. 166 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,800 Fine. 167 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,160 You can take some nice pictures of the princess. 168 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,560 I'll put them on Facebook. 169 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,720 She aimed for a Jewish princess and found me. 170 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,240 -Fräulein Stasi. -I'm from Stuttgart, Dummkopf. 171 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,240 South West Germany? 172 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,560 -Google it. -East, west... 173 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:23,080 I don't discriminate. At one point you were all Nazis. 174 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,320 -Not everyone. -Everyone. 175 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,840 I have to get going. 176 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,440 Mom sent me to buy a few things before the stores close. 177 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,360 See you tonight. 178 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,520 Take this with you. 179 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,160 Bro, no one ever said all lesbians must have cats. 180 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,320 -Good evening! -Good evening! 181 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,600 Shalom Shabbat. 182 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,960 It's Shabbat shalom. 183 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,320 -I memorized the important stuff. -Okay. 184 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,520 Your mother is going to feed me if I want it or not. 185 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,840 Resistance is futile. 186 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,920 Your father always needs to have the last word. 187 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,960 You're the only one who can withhold him this prerogative, 188 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,280 that's what you do best. 189 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,640 I am not to try without adult supervision. 190 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:26,720 I'm allowed to say "no" next time Ella asks me if I want to see her rifle. 191 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,720 I shouldn't shake Liam's hand if he offers it because he never washes them. 192 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,520 I got it all, right? 193 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:39,160 I don't want you to regret proposing to me, so I'm going to say... 194 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:41,720 Yes. 195 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,320 Speaking of proposing, I... 196 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,080 I was thinking, maybe we... 197 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,080 Shouldn't tell our families yet? 198 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,960 How did you know? 199 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,560 I know my parents and I've met yours, so... 200 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,520 I'd call it an educated guess. 201 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,800 And because we're a match made in lesbian heaven. 202 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,760 What? 203 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,120 Just imagining how lesbian heaven would look like. 204 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,560 But I really want to tell my grandma. 205 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,280 Sure. I get it. She'll be happy for you. 206 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,560 Happy? Let's not exaggerate. My grandma wouldn't know happiness 207 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,720 if it smacked her in the face with a Torah Scroll. 208 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,240 How can you talk like that about a Holocaust survivor? 209 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,560 She's not a "Holocaust survivor". 210 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,920 She's my grandma. 211 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,480 WELCOME TO MINSA 212 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,280 NOT FOREIGN LAND BUT OUR ANCESTRAL HERITAGE... 213 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,240 Can you translate it? 214 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,720 Schnupsi? 215 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,200 Schnupsi? 216 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,400 Is that supposed to be a nickname or is that the way you sneeze in German? 217 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,920 My girls! 218 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,320 Oh my God, is this the salad? 219 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:28,520 I've been craving it ever since my student exchange program 220 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,080 in South Germany. 221 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,960 Oh, and... here are the other provisions. 222 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,080 Only a Jew can get that excited about pork. 223 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,000 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 224 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,440 I better hide it in the back of the fridge. 225 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,840 -You're here! -Hey! 226 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,920 I can't believe the two of you, crazy love birds. 227 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,360 You should come over and see the new place. 228 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,600 I've been there already. I helped Shira move some of her crap. 229 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,880 If bitching and whining qualifies as helping. 230 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,280 They're the fifth column! 231 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,800 Why don't you go back to Europe if you don't like it? 232 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,320 Why does he always yell at the TV? 233 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,880 It's an Israeli thing. 234 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,520 We don't protest, we yell at the TV. 235 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,600 Ora! 236 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,560 Can we start the Kiddush already? 237 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,640 Hi. 238 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,320 Have you lost weight since the last time you were here? 239 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,560 No, I don't think so. 240 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:28,240 Liam! The girls are here. We want to start Kiddush. 241 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,800 You know I can't stand it when you wash your hands in the kitchen sink. 242 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,880 What did she say? 243 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,960 That she's so happy to have the whole family in the kitchen. 244 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,720 I'm also very happy to be here. 245 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,360 You should take some Hebrew lessons. 246 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,440 Mom... Have you noticed Shira's hand? 247 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,040 Is her allergy back? 248 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,120 -No. -I hope you're hungry. 249 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,680 You were there today. Do you know anything I should know? 250 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,480 -How should I know? You tell me. -Tell you what? 251 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,400 I know she's a lesbian. 252 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,280 But if your straight daughter 253 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,640 showed up with a new boyfriend for Friday dinner 254 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,920 wearing a new ring on her fat finger... 255 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,520 With Maria? 256 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,600 A wedding? 257 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,320 Oh my God! A wedding! 258 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,560 -Oh my God! -Could you stop yelling already? 259 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:01,080 -Have you noticed your daughter's hand? -Is the allergy back? 260 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,800 -The other hand! -Can you stop it with the yelling? 261 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,280 -I think they've noticed the ring. -Yeah. 262 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,240 Ring? 263 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:16,960 How many carats? 264 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,960 -Let me see, let me see. -No. 265 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,400 It's not a diamond, it... 266 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,040 It was spontaneous. 267 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,840 I get to plan a wedding? 268 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,760 -Mom, we get to plan a wedding! -We get to plan a wedding! 269 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,320 I have to refresh my German. 270 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,280 Fischers Fritze fritzt frische... 271 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,360 Who's Fritz? 272 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,480 "Fischers Fritze fischt frische Fische." 273 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,720 -Come here. -Frischers Fritz... 274 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,160 You're going to pay for stealing my moment. 275 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,080 Pay for it? You should thank me for capturing it on film. 276 00:19:56,640 --> 00:20:00,360 -Fischers Fritz fischt frische... -Fischers Fritz fischt frische... 277 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,440 Grams! 278 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,280 Just sitting down for dinner. 279 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,000 Sure... 280 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,920 Yes, sure. Bye. 281 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,240 Grandma summons you and the current one. 282 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,320 That would be you. 283 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,360 Are you recording the Muezzin? 284 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,800 This one's my favorite. Such a beautiful voice... 285 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,960 Really? I'll remind you of his beautiful voice next time 286 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,360 you grumble about him at five in the morning. 287 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,320 -Me? I never complain. -Oh no, you never complain. 288 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,200 And I'm not fat, I'm just exaggeratedly beautiful. 289 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,800 Quiet! I prepared some questions. 290 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,480 When did you first learn about Shira's sexual orientation? 291 00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,920 "Sexual orientation"? Sounds like a medical term. 292 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000 -Okay, being a lesbian. -Sounds like a disease. 293 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,800 -I'm out of synonyms. -You know... 294 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:11,560 Homosexuality was considered to be a disease not so many years ago. 295 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,000 -Do you consider it to be a disease? -Of course not. 296 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,600 How come I open up my mouth and your voice comes out? 297 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,320 He's trying to make it look as if we have a problem with Shira. 298 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,360 -It's fake news. -He's not that sophisticated. 299 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,480 He's right, I'm not. 300 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,760 To get back to my question. Do you think it's a disease? 301 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,000 I love my daughter exactly as God created her. 302 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,440 -When did she come out? -At 13. 303 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,200 Your mother thinks Adi was the one that made her a lesbian. 304 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,480 Because she did. 305 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,880 Isn't it genetic? 306 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,360 Well if it is, it's from your mother's side. 307 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,600 Do you think getting married after three months is too fast? 308 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,720 I'm happy it's the last time we have to host a new girlfriend 309 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,800 for Shabbat dinner. 310 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,280 Stop! You make her sound like a floozy. 311 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:59,480 -We got married after six months. -That's because I knocked you up. 312 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,960 A pregnant bride has a double glow. 313 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,560 Disgusting. Knock it off. 314 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,200 Anyway, Maria's going to be a great addition to our family. 315 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,000 Yeah, your sister scored the triple whammy, the holy trinity: 316 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,520 lesbian, gentile, German. 317 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:27,440 But how can you be so sure she's going to like me, Shiri? 318 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,880 -Shiri? No. Boring. -Shiksa? 319 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,400 Shiksa? 320 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,320 You struggle with "Shabbat shalom" but Shiksa you picked up? 321 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,600 Where did you hear it? No one uses that anymore. 322 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,680 Is it a bad word? 323 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:42,520 Shiksa is a non-Jewish woman, and in some circles... 324 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,440 Yeah, it's considered a bad thing. 325 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,440 Does your family belong to these... circles? 326 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,720 No, no, no... God, no! 327 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:54,120 My dad only sounds like a fascist, but... 328 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,960 If you look closely and close your ears, 329 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,680 he actually resembles a Care Bear. 330 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:05,320 So why am I not supposed to tell anyone about your grandma's Arab lover? 331 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,640 Because this Care Bear starts shooting rainbows from his tummy 332 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,800 when he hears the word "Arab". 333 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,280 And my grandma thinks no one knows. 334 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,160 Not even me... 335 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,080 Your family is complicated. 336 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,920 Shira'le. 337 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,880 That's how my grandma calls me when she wants to be extra nasty. 338 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:28,840 Shushi! 339 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,240 -Wanna listen to some music? -Yes, Shushi. 340 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,840 Look. 341 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,680 That's how my grandma spends her reparation money. 342 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,280 That's whisky, not coffee. 343 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,600 Shira! 344 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,760 What are you doing here? 345 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,840 If you wanted her to come out differently 346 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,560 you should have smacked her on the tushy as a kid. 347 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,560 She also has a father, you know. 348 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:16,520 Don't get me started about that settler of yours. 349 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,800 Finally, they let me meet you. 350 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,000 It's a pleasure to finally meet you. 351 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,520 I just want you to know that I don't care if she's a lesbian. 352 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,920 As long as she doesn't look like a truck driver 353 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,280 I'm ok with it. 354 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:38,400 Maria, I could use a hand in the kitchen. 355 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,720 So, your mother said that she is doing a PhD in something with plants. 356 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,280 And she's German. Whatever. 357 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,680 So what's the problem? 358 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,920 You exchange girlfriends as often as I misplace my dentures. 359 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,920 Why do I have to meet her? What's so special about her? 360 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,080 Grams? 361 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,960 -What? -You love me, right? 362 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,680 You're the one I tolerate the most. 363 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,680 You're going to love her. 364 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,480 I liked the last one. Maya, wasn't it? Maya? 365 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,200 Maya... She was... 366 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,280 And one freezer isn't enough? 367 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,360 It's her vault. That's where she keeps her... 368 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,200 Emotions. 369 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,440 Did you interview Maria for your film already? 370 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:49,040 -Not yet. But... -Why not? Not nice. You should. 371 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,760 You should also ask her about her family. 372 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,720 We don't know anything about them. 373 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,200 About my parents? 374 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,520 We have to meet them. 375 00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,560 And your... grandparents. If they're alive. 376 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,320 No, unfortunately not. 377 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:11,560 So... what do you know about your family's history? 378 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,280 It's not as interesting as your family. 379 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,760 Mine have lived in Germany in the same place for generations. 380 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,760 Real Germans? 381 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,920 So they were all Jew eaters? 382 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Liam! 383 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,600 I guess he meant to ask 384 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:40,320 what your grandparents did during the... war. 385 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:54,400 There's a box of cookies up there. Can you bring it with you? 386 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,200 Not the cookies. The cookies are for guests. 387 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,480 -Don't we qualify as guests? -No, you don't. 388 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,840 Come on, I'll buy you new ones. I need something sweet. 389 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,400 What you need is a diet. 390 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,800 I just told her. The cookies are not good anymore. 391 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,240 It's ok, I'm not really hungry. 392 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,440 Your roses are very beautiful. 393 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,240 I have to let them wilt. They need too much water. 394 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,840 -Is this an apple-tree seedling? -Yes. 395 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,720 She's baby-sitting it for her... You know... 396 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,320 Mom? 397 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,120 -Are you seeing someone? -Me? 398 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:56,200 Not since Golda Meir was in charge of this sinking ship. 399 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,360 It was a joke, mom. 400 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,440 Good. 401 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,400 Because she tends to have... exotic taste in men. 402 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,880 Get out of there. 403 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,840 -Sorry, grandma. I didn't notice. -What are you doing with this camera? 404 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,440 I told you on the phone. I'm shooting a documentary. 405 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,520 About me? 406 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,720 About them. 407 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,920 -These two are not that interesting. -Yes, they are. 408 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,280 My teacher said it's the best project in class. 409 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,760 We have lesbians, Shoah... 410 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,760 -And now marriage! -Liam! 411 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,840 Why the look? 412 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,600 -You should be happy for me. -What for? 413 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:46,600 For marrying the first Shiksa you hop into bed with? 414 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,360 Shiksa? 415 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,400 You and your sister owe your lives to a Shiksa! 416 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,480 -Any chance she had a minor stroke? -God forbid. 417 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,400 My grandma is really happy for us. 418 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,880 Unfortunately she was born without the facial expression to match. 419 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,960 Why would you want to buy the first pair of shoes you ever try on? 420 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,560 Grandma? 421 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,960 I actually... 422 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,680 It was... 423 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,880 You don't have to answer. 424 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,080 Where can I find the toilet? 425 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,640 Mom, let's not repeat my wedding fiasco. 426 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,960 We're going to have one normal wedding in this family! 427 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,400 What wedding? We haven't even talked about it. 428 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,440 -You're getting married. Period! -Sure. 429 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,040 -In June. -Am I invited? 430 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,040 Excuse me, I meant what I said. You're not getting married. 431 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,480 Especially not to Eva and Adolf's spawn. 432 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:56,360 -Now, you don't give me that look. -Hitler's spawn? 433 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,840 Since when do you use the Holocaust as a bargaining chip? 434 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:03,040 Since rolling in the hay wasn't enough and you decided to marry the German. 435 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,480 Mucki, let's go. The shrew lost her broom. 436 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,520 -But I should say good-bye. -It's ok. Let's go. 437 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,400 On your way out, put the cookies where they belong. 438 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,880 Why would she even care about how many women I've been with? 439 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,880 Why would you even talk to your grandma about such an intimate topic? 440 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,440 She's my grandma. We talk. 441 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,400 -About everything? -You make it sound creepy. 442 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,840 It's totally normal to share things with your family. 443 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,840 Can you not share intimate details about me with them? 444 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,400 I don't even recall telling her. Really. I'm as surprised as you are. 445 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,760 Okay. Okay, I got it. 446 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,760 Aren't you going to rinse that? 447 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,560 It's full of pesticides. 448 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,000 Not to mention all the dirty hands that touched it 449 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,680 before it landed in our fridge. 450 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,680 Pesticides, shmesticides. It's good for the immune system. 451 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,160 Okay. 452 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,120 I like me a decisive woman. 453 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,800 Can I ask you a question? 454 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,400 -Is that a German thing? -What? 455 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,040 Asking permission to ask questions? 456 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,600 It's a polite thing. 457 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,240 Seems like a terrible waste of time. 458 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,640 Did my mom ask you about your family already? 459 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,880 Yes. 460 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,280 Are you interrogating me? 461 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,960 Muck, you have parsley in your teeth. 462 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,000 I told you already, they were farmers. That's all we know. 463 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,400 Why are you asking again? 464 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,200 Did your grandmother say anything? 465 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,200 And your mother's parents? 466 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,120 Died before I was born. My mom said they never talked about it. 467 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,840 Okay. 468 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,760 Where I'm from that's all we talk about. 469 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,560 And if we're not analyzing it 470 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,960 or using it as an excuse for something we're not supposed to be doing 471 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,360 we're eating. 472 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:37,560 -That's connected to the Holocaust too. -They didn't talk, now they're dead. 473 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,080 Pity. 474 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,280 Would it change anything? 475 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,680 -Okay. Let me get that straight. -Hey! 476 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,760 We don't use the word straight as a synonym for right. 477 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,360 I'm not joking right now. I really want to know. 478 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,200 If my grandfather was a farmer working his land, 479 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,880 then I'm a good German. 480 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,520 But if my grandmother ate Jews for breakfast 481 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,640 then I'm a bad German, have to go pack my bags and leave? 482 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,240 No. It wouldn't change anything for me. 483 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,240 But it doesn't contradict the need to know. 484 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,520 I asked. 485 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,480 Farmers. 486 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,080 Okay. 487 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,440 Maria! 488 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:32,920 Shit! 489 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,680 That's an original proposal. Love it. 490 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,480 A bit vulgar, if you ask me. 491 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,920 -Oh, no one did. -Play nice, ladies. 492 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:44,640 So... 493 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,280 About the wedding. What's the plan? 494 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,960 What's the budget? 495 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,440 I always wanted a beach wedding. 496 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,160 Small. 300 guests max. 497 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,040 And who's going to pay for that? 498 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,720 The guests. You just put down a down-payment. 499 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,520 I mean have you talked to your parents yet? 500 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,440 Are both of them willing to chip in? 501 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,080 Is it even legal in Israel? 502 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,240 No. But we fake it. 503 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,080 But why? I mean... 504 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,800 Who needs a big wedding anyway? 505 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,680 -Everyone. -Everyone? 506 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,120 Yes, a big wedding at the end of your 20s 507 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,520 and then popping out kids in your 30s. 508 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,160 Even lesbians? 509 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:33,240 The Jewish need to couple and reproduce does not skip even us homos. 510 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,120 Were you aware of her somewhat 511 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,360 progressive approach to the whole wedding topic? 512 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,840 We haven't really talked about it yet. 513 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,040 I give it two months. I don't like you pulling double shifts for her 514 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,040 to play house with another tourist. 515 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,320 That's what you do when your business partner is your best friend. 516 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,400 I give it till just before the wedding. 517 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,320 Ready to go. 518 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,840 Shushi? 519 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000 What's up? 520 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,240 I heard you moved to the building next door. 521 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:40,920 Funny... 522 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,480 Come for a drink, you'll get a neighborhood discount. 523 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,600 And you? Where have you been hiding? 524 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,160 This is Maria, my fiancée. 525 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,120 So... I've been busy. 526 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,880 So you're the reason we don't see Shushi at the surf club anymore. 527 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,320 And I cracked my surfboard, so I'm getting it fixed. 528 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,920 Gotta go, I smell like steak. 529 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,600 See you around. 530 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,400 Surfboard? 531 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,880 Totally forgot to pick it up. Need some water? 532 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,720 And she... Is she an ex? 533 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,080 So sweet when you hiccup. 534 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,640 We should wait a few minutes to be on the safe side. 535 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:49,600 I wonder what's setting it off constantly. 536 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,400 It could always be one of your exes hiding in the storage room. 537 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,720 I think I finally found a fitting nickname for you. 538 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,520 Can I spend the night at your place? 539 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,200 My bed is broken. 540 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,360 Not everything can be solved with sex, you know. 541 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,440 You want me to prove you wrong, don't you? 542 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,720 Is that anger I'm detecting on that beautiful face? 543 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,800 Stop it! 544 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,000 Shushi! 545 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,720 -Is everything all right, Mucki? -No. 546 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,800 Care to elaborate? 547 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,080 I don't want to ruin what we have. 548 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,040 Why does it sound like you're about to tell me 549 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,920 you're married to a Klaus-Jürgen who's grilling sausages for you as we speak? 550 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000 I'm not joking. 551 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,600 -About Klaus-Jürgen? -Stop it! 552 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,840 -So talk. -I can't! 553 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,920 Why? 554 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,960 I didn't mean to propose the day I arrived. 555 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,680 There, I said it. 556 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,600 I wanted to... 557 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,200 God, it sounds so stupid. Mark my territory, so... 558 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,400 I thought it's great timing for giving you the perfume I got you as a present. 559 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,760 And then the ring fell out and you thought... 560 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,640 -But... -I'm sorry. 561 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,920 I'm so sorry. 562 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,120 -You didn't want to propose. -No. 563 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,120 I mean, I did not not want to propose. It hadn't even occurred to me. 564 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,440 I love you more than I ever thought is humanly possible. 565 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,080 But you don't want to marry me. 566 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,680 So why didn't you tell me right there and then it's a misunderstanding? 567 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,920 -Because you were so happy. -Yes. 568 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,680 And I was so happy. 569 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,360 I really was. 570 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,080 I am. 571 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:11,880 It's so fast, we don't really know each other and maybe we don't even fit. 572 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,200 I know we shouldn't fit but... we do. 573 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,840 Somehow. 574 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,920 Isn't this... Are you sure you... 575 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,920 -Can you shut up and see if it fits? -Shut up? 576 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,240 Almost as romantic as "shit". 577 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,040 See? 578 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,920 It shouldn't fit... 579 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,320 but somehow it does. 580 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,120 I don't need 300 guests on the beach. 581 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,000 I just need you. 582 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,880 Will you marry me? 583 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:35,120 I just really need to hear you say it... this time. 584 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,680 Yes. 585 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,360 I want to marry you. 586 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:46,760 And I'm going to need a notarized copy of this declaration. 587 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,560 Who's calling? 588 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,600 Why do you hang up all the time? 589 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,640 Apple. 590 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,480 Abble. 591 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:29,880 No, not "B". 592 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,080 "P". A-pple. 593 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,440 Can I have a cookie? 594 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,440 Only if you can ask for it in Hebrew. 595 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,040 And if I can't? 596 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,800 Then I'll defrost you a proper lunch. 597 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,560 I killed Ibrahim's apple tree. 598 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,880 Why do I have to learn Hebrew? 599 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,880 Because your granduncle asked me to help you. 600 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,840 He said it's because you lost in poker. 601 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,880 And now you owe him. 602 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,080 Because he's the poker king. 603 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,520 Oh really? 604 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,680 And what else does your uncle say about me? 605 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,720 That you're... ok for a Jew. 606 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:24,800 And that you don't smile a lot but when you do it's the most beautiful... 607 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,440 Here, take it. 608 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,160 Is that your surprised, happy, hysteric laugh 609 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,680 or your own special way of telling me that I'm ruining my life? 610 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,880 You know your mother. She's not the crying type. Show me the ring. 611 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,600 Here. Can you see it? 612 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,560 It's a family heirloom. I don't even take it off for showering. 613 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,480 -We have to visit you immediately. -Yes. 614 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,560 No! 615 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,120 Sure, we have to see the place where our daughter lives. 616 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,440 Meet Shira's parents... plan a wedding... 617 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:23,040 Wait a second. May I first ask why you want to marry at all? 618 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,800 I mean, this is all going very fast. 619 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,720 Is this about equality of same-sex marriage 620 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,320 or your way of protesting for your civil rights? 621 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,080 I guess it's because she's in love. 622 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,960 We love each other and we didn't marry either. 623 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,520 -Not yet. -Hans! 624 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,040 Should I leave you alone? 625 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:46,960 No, but am I the only one worried about your moral and physical health? 626 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,880 I didn't enlist in the army, mom. I fell in love. 627 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,640 Let her do her thing. 628 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:58,840 Okay. You know what? 629 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,120 If you insist, we'll come. 630 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,000 -What? -We're coming. 631 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,800 I never said that. That was dad's idea. 632 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,360 Yes, we are. We're coming. 633 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,120 We're coming and we're excited to meet Shira's parents. 634 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:16,160 But let's be clear about one thing: I'm not going to cross the green line! 635 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,680 Bro, you called me to help, so let me help. 636 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,560 Go help Adi. I can handle the cash register. 637 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:43,560 You know I stopped trusting you the day you beheaded all my Barbies. 638 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,080 I'm going to pretend I love you like a sister till after the wedding. 639 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,760 It's going to be the best party ever. 640 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,800 Maybe we'll just sign papers in Germany and that's it. 641 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,880 No, you won't! 642 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,360 We're going to have a proper wedding. Everyone wants to be a bride. 643 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,600 Not everyone. 644 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,200 -Is this Maria's influence? -No. 645 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:12,000 So what's wrong with you? Is this a leftist or a feminist thing? 646 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,480 Still waiting for the blood results. 647 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,360 -Careful, it might be contagious. -Seriously, man. 648 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,680 Why do you have to be against everything? You sound like grandma. 649 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,840 Shut up, don't call me "man" and don't call me "grandma". 650 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,040 Even grandma doesn't sound like grandma anymore. 651 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,320 You know what I love about Israel? 652 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,760 It entails everything. 653 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,720 Warm and cold, arid and wet, ugly and beautiful... 654 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,960 -Don't you think that's amazing? -You said you're a scientist, right? 655 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,920 -Yes. -Why aren't we sitting in a cool lab? 656 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:56,120 And what is this PhD of yours even about? 657 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,920 I'm writing a PhD about climate change, so... 658 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,440 I need to collect data. Seeds. 659 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:05,880 This bush, or by its scientific name "Sarcopoterium spinosum", 660 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:10,000 exists across the entire climatic gradient of... 661 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,840 Can we go now? I'm sweating from my ass. 662 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,560 Thanks for sharing this information with me. 663 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,680 You're welcome. 664 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,000 Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing? Stay here, it's not safe. 665 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,000 -I know him. -So? 666 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,400 Are you out of your mind? There's a fence for a reason. 667 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,360 True, it's in order to protect the experiment. 668 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,160 -Yeah, but... No. -So you wanted something to film. 669 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:43,680 So come with me and talk to him. He's your age. 670 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,640 Don't forget to take the sheep with you. 671 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,640 So, if you're not going to help, you can at least teach me some Hebrew. 672 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,560 What else do I absolutely need to know how to say? 673 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,600 I eat pork on Yom Kippur. 674 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,360 -What does it mean? -I'm not Jewish. 675 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,880 I told you I don't want you to film while we're eating. 676 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,280 So throwing things at him is your solution? 677 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,680 -Original, isn't it? -Not in the occupied territories. 678 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:20,000 -Liberated, not occupied. -Maria, how many pieces would you like? 679 00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,280 One, please. 680 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,240 I want the thin one. 681 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,520 That's what happens to leftists from Tel Aviv. 682 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,840 They forget how to defend their Schnitzel. 683 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,960 I will never understand why you willingly pay horrendous prices 684 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,440 for apartments in neighborhoods that look like Dresden 685 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,360 after the allies finished with it. 686 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,880 They had it coming, you don't. 687 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,800 Right, we really should be looking into renting a trailer. 688 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,560 -And move to the neighboring hill. -Or to the desert. 689 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,160 I know what ruined you. It was your Arab-loving, tree-hugging mother. 690 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:55,600 You're right. 691 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,680 She also installed the gay chip right here underneath the skin, 692 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,800 drowned the Altalena, signed the Oslo Accords and started the first Intifada. 693 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,240 Carrots? 694 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,880 Your seedling is not dead. 695 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,320 Yet. 696 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:22,360 Give me a few more days. But the little brat you can keep to yourself. 697 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,240 I have enough of those. 698 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,640 I'd rather pay cash if I ever lose again. 699 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,520 I have a better idea. 700 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,400 Good, because I wasn't going to pay you a dime. 701 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:41,840 If I win... 702 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,800 you agree to go on a date with me. 703 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,800 Not here... 704 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,520 Outside. 705 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:56,920 Your silence is a yes. 706 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:58,960 Sorry... 707 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:03,320 My hamstring is killing me since I started taking Zumba classes. 708 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,600 Now is not a good time. 709 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:08,360 It'll never be a good time, now is as good as ever. 710 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,760 Or as bad as always. 711 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,040 These aren't politics, these are facts. 712 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,240 An Arab who appears in the first act explodes in the last. 713 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,840 I wish you'd put your creative copywriting skills to a better use. 714 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,200 He used to be a nice American boy when we got married. 715 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,800 He only changed his politics once he figured out 716 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,040 that grandma wouldn't cross the green line. 717 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,800 That was indeed the cherry. 718 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,000 On top of it being cheaper to buy a house on this beautiful hill 719 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,480 that I would one day be able to pass on to my children. 720 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,120 You keep the hill. I'll take cash. 721 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,920 You're such a condescending ass. You think we're stupid 722 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,520 for serving our country and standing strong against terror. 723 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:46,600 I never said that. 724 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,600 Because of people like you the world thinks 725 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,800 we don't have the right to defend ourselves. 726 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,240 -You're doing real damage! -People like me? 727 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,480 Citizens who have the right to express their opinions? 728 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,640 Even if you don't like what they say? 729 00:51:57,720 --> 00:52:00,600 Can we at least try to get through one Shabbat dinner 730 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,320 without fighting over politics? 731 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,920 -I don't think so. -It's a rhetorical question, you idiot! 732 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,920 Oh no, no, no, sweetie, we're not fighting. 733 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,360 -No! -No, we're not fighting. 734 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,720 -It's Friday foreplay. -Yes. 735 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,520 Foreplay? Disgusting. 736 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,840 Can we finally talk about the wedding? 737 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,800 Yeah... Let's talk about the wedding. 738 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,040 Mom... 739 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:37,360 We're not going to live according to social constructionism. 740 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:40,960 Of course you're not. 741 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,600 You'll adopt a blond baby whom you're not going to have circumcised. 742 00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:49,320 Then you're going to move to Germany like the rest of the freeloaders 743 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,560 that use their grandparents' passports because you'd rather live in a place 744 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:56,000 where your baby won't have to serve in the army like the rest of us idiots. 745 00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:00,000 -And I'm going to join the Wehrmacht. -Excuse me, young ladies. 746 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,160 I've been going to weddings for years and paying good money 747 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:08,680 so that when the day comes and it's my childrens' turn to get married, 748 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,840 it will be my turn to collect. 749 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,880 So now it's my turn! 750 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,640 Now give me your plate, Maria... 751 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,800 I don't want your mother thinking 752 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:27,360 we're not feeding you when she sees you tomorrow. 753 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,520 I guess I can squeeze in a few more potatoes. 754 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:34,800 Good girl. 755 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,640 We're too old for these kinds of games. 756 00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:47,960 You're right. 757 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,160 Bridge would have been the age appropriate choice. 758 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,440 Ok, I'll let you win this time. 759 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:55,920 Berta... 760 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:57,440 It's your turn. 761 00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,600 We are going to have this conversation. 762 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:03,360 Your name is still Ibrahim and this is still the Middle East. 763 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,240 So, no, we really don't need to have this conversation. 764 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,360 Take a page from your granddaughter's book. 765 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,080 She seems to be doing just fine. 766 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:14,960 I'm at the age of taking a Philippine caregiver, not an Arab lover. 767 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,800 Exactly! We're old. No one cares what we do. 768 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,640 We finally got another chance here, don't you see that? 769 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:22,800 Berta. 770 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:27,520 Everyone who once stood in our way is dead. Gone. 771 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,920 And I'm a doctor. 772 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,800 Are you going to play? 773 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,240 But doesn't your mother want a proper wedding? 774 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,280 She believes the state shouldn't interfere 775 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,000 in private matters of the heart. 776 00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:56,000 That's why my parents never got married. 777 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,560 Take it like a man. 778 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,600 Oh, by the way... 779 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,160 I found a rabbi who's willing to perform your wedding ceremony. 780 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,280 -But... -You did what? 781 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,080 I eat pork on Yom Kippur. 782 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:20,640 What did I say? 783 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,440 You eat pork on Yom Kippur. 784 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,520 Never learn anything from Liam. 785 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,000 I wanted to say, "I'm not Jewish." 786 00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:34,320 Well, you can always convert, you know? 787 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,160 Can you be more condescending? 788 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:43,280 I just find it funny that Dad thinks Maria would ever convert. 789 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,480 Why? 790 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:51,240 I'm not telling you to convert. But if you want to have kids... 791 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:55,720 What does giving birth have to do with anything? 792 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,800 Well... 793 00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,840 If she's not Jewish she can't carry my grandchildren. 794 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:18,000 You need to keep your religion out of our reproductive systems. 795 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,080 Ok? 796 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:22,600 -Let's go home now. -I can do Friday foreplay. 797 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,800 Can I please have another piece of Schnitzel? 798 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,400 Oh my God! Are you out of your mind? 799 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:50,800 He's very useful for when my parents get on my nerves. 800 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,520 And she just asked for another Schnitzel? 801 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,040 Wow, call me impressed. 802 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,480 Excuse me, Miss Impressed, 803 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,080 but if the Dancing Queen over here wants to marry a Jew 804 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:30,960 she better accept that Mommy Dearest is going to demand a big old wedding. 805 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,720 And you, Miss Self-Hating Jew, 806 00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:39,840 that papa's going to preach his grandkids to lose their foreskin. 807 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:44,360 You can always open a Jewish Princess in Germany. 808 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,880 Play by the rules or be exiled? 809 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,640 I was trying to be funny. 810 00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,800 We'll adopt a blond baby. 811 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,800 And move to Germany. 812 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,360 I'm so sorry. 813 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,480 No more Friday foreplay for you. 814 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,160 Don't shush me! 815 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,120 My mom's right. 816 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,640 It's no place to live. 817 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,560 Are you Maria's parents? 818 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:03,800 Who's asking? 819 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,480 The Mossad. 820 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,000 No, no, no, it's a joke. 821 00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:12,520 I'm Liam, Shira's little brother and Maria's biggest fan. 822 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,880 Didn't she tell you about the documentary? 823 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,080 You're from Stuttgart, right? 824 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,960 South West Germany. I googled it. 825 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,000 Ok, it won't take long, 826 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,960 I'm going to ask you the same questions I asked my parents. 827 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,040 Alright? 828 00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,280 Ready? 829 00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,920 When did you first learn about Maria's sexual orientation? 830 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000 What do you mean? 831 00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,440 -When did she tell you she's a lesbian? -She didn't. 832 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:46,400 We know. She didn't have to come out or anything. 833 00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,840 Love is love. 834 00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,240 We don't care as long as she's happy. 835 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:53,040 -Even if it's a Jew? -Are you suggesting anything? 836 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,960 No, no, I'm not suggesting. I'm asking. Look, it's in my notes. 837 00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:58,480 But why are you asking? 838 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,480 I also asked my parents. They didn't seem to mind. 839 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:02,880 What did you ask them? 840 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,600 -About Maria. -What about Maria? 841 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:09,400 I don't know. That... you know. She's not Jewish and... German. 842 01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,040 What did they say? 843 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:15,200 Hey, I'm supposed to be the one asking the questions around here. 844 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:16,280 Mom? 845 01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,640 -Hey! -Hey! You're early. 846 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:19,720 Yes! 847 01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,800 We only had carry-on luggage. 848 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,680 You're here! 849 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,200 So happy to have you here. 850 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,800 -Was he being impolite? -Me? 851 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:32,920 You should ask her. 852 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,280 -Let's go up. -Yes. 853 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,760 No, no, wait! I'm not done yet. 854 01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:40,240 Oh, yes, you are. 855 01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:43,520 I'm going to grandma's tomorrow, you can join then, you little vulture. 856 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,560 You wanted them to meet your grandma? 857 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,200 Well, ah... We would love to meet your grandmother. 858 01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,560 But my wife went ahead and booked us a tour for tomorrow. 859 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:53,880 What? 860 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,000 The two of you alone? Where to? 861 01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,160 To a... refugee camp. 862 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,080 Forget about grandma. I want to be there when they meet dad. 863 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,840 -Let's go? -Yes. 864 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:12,800 Why do you make plans without me? Don't you want me to come with you? 865 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,480 You just moved in. You have enough on your plate. 866 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,800 You don't have to take care of us. 867 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,920 This is great! This is a great apartment. 868 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,200 You're going to your grandma's tomorrow? 869 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,720 The Shiksa is coming with you. 870 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:55,080 Are you trying to commit suicide by onion? 871 01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:58,480 Less than one Shekel a kilo! I bought 20 kilos. 872 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,240 Oh, what a joyous event. 873 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,520 -Close the door. -It's murder-suicide you're going for. 874 01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:05,840 What are you doing here anyway? 875 01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,840 I left without saying goodbye last time. 876 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:11,800 Have a seat. 877 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:25,160 We don't have to eat them now, you can keep them for later. 878 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:47,400 Open the door. 879 01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,600 The word is you're unbeatable in Monopoly. 880 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,720 Want to see for yourself? 881 01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:04,360 I would love to. 882 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:16,840 Liam showed me an interview he made with your friend, the Bedouin boy? 883 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:18,400 What Bedouin boy? 884 01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:23,040 Ahmed. I give him water and some of your cigarettes. 885 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,840 And he keeps his sheep out of my research station. 886 01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:28,560 Well, he tries to. 887 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:33,240 It seems you are good with impossible things. 888 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,480 I'm afraid I killed it. 889 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,400 You over-watered it. 890 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,960 But I think I can save it. 891 01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:52,040 First, let's put it outside, but no direct sun. 892 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,400 I'll find a place for it. 893 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,280 She's nice. 894 01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,320 She's very nice. 895 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,320 But you still can't marry her. 896 01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:09,400 But I'm going to. 897 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,640 I even gave her the ring. 898 01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,280 You did what? 899 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:15,240 My mother's ring? 900 01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:18,200 I wanted to give her the most precious thing I own. 901 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:19,920 But I gave it you! 902 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,240 It is all I have left of my mother! 903 01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,560 -It's because I'm German? -She didn't say that. Stop pulling. 904 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:28,520 Sorry. I shouldn't have accepted the ring. I knew its history. 905 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,400 Don't apologize. You have to apologize! 906 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,280 You're absolutely right. There is no apologizing for that. 907 01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:35,400 And no forgiveness. 908 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:39,400 Will you please stop pushing your Hitler where it doesn't belong? 909 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:40,480 Grandma! 910 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,920 Do I have to change my locks? 911 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,160 -Did she lose in Monopoly? -She lost her mind! 912 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,400 She gave her my mother's ring! 913 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,240 Despite all my best efforts 914 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:54,320 she turned out to be a selfish, inconsiderate brat. 915 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,400 Me? 916 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,040 It's like you're looking for the bloodiest wound 917 01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,960 to rub salt into it. 918 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,640 Sorry for thinking that the person who's in love with an Arab 919 01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,840 wouldn't have a problem with my German! 920 01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:05,920 What? 921 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,440 Me? 922 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:08,760 Never! 923 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:12,760 Unlike you, I can't just decide to be with somebody 924 01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:15,400 and ignore everything else. 925 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:19,720 -What is "everything else"? -Reality, Ibrahim! 926 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,360 Re-a-li-ty! 927 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:28,160 Tell her I want my ring back before she disappears with it. 928 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,640 You have reached the mailbox of... 929 01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:45,960 Yes, Adi? 930 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,520 Ok. Don't let her leave. 931 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,240 Mucki, thank God. 932 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:07,400 Get it off me. 933 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,000 Only if you promise you're not going to leave me. 934 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,880 I need to get it off me now. 935 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:20,800 I shouldn't have let you come with me. I'm sorry. You have to believe me. 936 01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:24,080 Look at me. 937 01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:29,640 Look at me. 938 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:45,280 The ring doesn't fit. 939 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:49,160 Fuck the ring. Fuck any ring. I'm going to buy you a new ring. 940 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:50,840 No history attached. 941 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:54,760 I love you. 942 01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:57,600 More than anything. 943 01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:08,480 How about I promise to keep my grandma and the rest of the crazy away? 944 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,360 And you promise to stay here with me? 945 01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:16,680 Deal? 946 01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,040 -Do you have it? -I have it. 947 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:34,560 Topple the monarch! 948 01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:37,640 Shit! 949 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,200 What are you doing here? 950 01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:53,480 Making sure salaries are paid. 951 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:59,120 And I own the place. But go ahead. Don't let me bother you. 952 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:02,960 Wait. 953 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:07,720 Take it. 954 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,040 I don't want it anymore. 955 01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:18,920 So, I guess... 956 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:23,160 you don't want the money I invested in your business either? 957 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,480 Give me 30 days to come up with the money. 958 01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:42,440 Hey! 959 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:47,600 Oh my God, I'm so happy to finally meet you. 960 01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:50,120 -Ron. It's a pleasure. -Oh! Hans. 961 01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:51,760 Hans, a pleasure, too. Ron. 962 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:53,120 Hello. 963 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:05,320 Maria told us you spent some time in a student exchange program in Germany. 964 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,400 Yes! 965 01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:10,280 And I also remember all the important things. 966 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,040 Fischers Fritz fritze frisches frische... 967 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:15,160 "Fischers Fritze fischt frische Fische." 968 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,560 -Fischers Fritz fischt frische... -Mom! 969 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,240 People are praying here. 970 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:23,200 And this is Ella, our beautiful soldier. 971 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:26,280 You already met Liam, right? 972 01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:28,520 Yes. 973 01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:31,320 I'm also your tour guide for today. 974 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,760 Would you like to start at the Via Dolorosa or the Holy Sepulchre? 975 01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:37,080 -Are you on duty now? -No. 976 01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:40,840 I get a discount when I'm in uniform and I can get us into cool places. 977 01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:44,440 I don't feel comfortable. I believe in peace. 978 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:50,560 So do we. That's why we fight for it. 979 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,960 I know what we need: food. 980 01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:57,560 Food! 981 01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:59,960 Food! Yes, wonderful idea. 982 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,280 -I could eat. -I have a better idea. 983 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:06,240 The Lodz Ghetto was established for Polish Jews 984 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:10,160 following the 1939 invasion of Poland. 985 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:14,720 It was the second-largest ghetto in all of Nazi-occupied Europe 986 01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,440 after the Warsaw Ghetto. 987 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:23,600 Who made all these photographs? 988 01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:28,360 Well, they came from various sources. A lot of them Germans. 989 01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:34,280 This is where my mother's family came from. 990 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,400 And your family? 991 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,200 From a small village in South West Germany. 992 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:55,040 Maria didn't tell us much about them. 993 01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,120 Yes. 994 01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:01,800 They died before she was born. 995 01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:09,760 I also didn't get to know my grandparents 996 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,080 because my mother didn't really know them as well. 997 01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:19,960 She was four years old when her parents put her and her older sister in hiding. 998 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:25,400 That was the last time she saw them. 999 01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:30,080 What's... 1000 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,160 What happened? 1001 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:37,840 Years after the war they finally found someone 1002 01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:40,280 that was in the same transport with their parents 1003 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,920 and could tell them what had happened to them. 1004 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,840 The whole family was gone. 1005 01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:51,320 No one survived, except my mother and her older sister. 1006 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,240 My mother's earliest childhood memories 1007 01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:00,560 are of a cold, dark attic. 1008 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,160 And hunger. 1009 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:09,600 She always told me how hungry she was. 1010 01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:13,560 Oh, no, no, no! 1011 01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:17,920 Oh my God, oh my God. Please don't cry! 1012 01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:23,800 Shira's going to kill you. 1013 01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,680 They rounded them all up 1014 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:32,520 and made them stand in the snow for hours, 1015 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,720 waiting for the weakest to collapse. 1016 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,040 Follow me. 1017 01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:43,520 A holocaust museum, seriously? 1018 01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:46,480 How does he come up with this shit? 1019 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:49,520 I envy these people. 1020 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:51,080 You shouldn't. 1021 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:54,320 They are paying a fortune for stories 1022 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:56,400 I've been hearing my whole life for free. 1023 01:15:56,480 --> 01:16:01,080 No, it just occurred to me that I never was able to simply be sad as a person. 1024 01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:03,480 How come? 1025 01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,840 I always experienced it as a German. 1026 01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:09,360 I feel guilty about it as a German, 1027 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:11,400 I feel ashamed of it as a German. 1028 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,960 I wonder how it feels when you're not a German. 1029 01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:16,520 Stick with me. 1030 01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:17,920 If history repeats itself, 1031 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:21,240 you and I are going to be first in line for the crematorium. 1032 01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:23,800 Then you'll know how it feels as a victim. 1033 01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:34,160 -Mucki, wait, it was a joke. -Shira? 1034 01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:36,960 Maya? 1035 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:47,760 Maria. Her fiancée. 1036 01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:49,960 Fiancée? 1037 01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:54,400 You're fast. 1038 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:55,960 Excuse me? 1039 01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:58,840 Four months ago we were supposed to move in together. 1040 01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:00,800 And now she has a fiancée? 1041 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:18,520 So much for keeping the crazy away. It didn't even last a single day. 1042 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:21,200 -Mucki, I can explain... -No, don't Mucki me! 1043 01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:24,040 Wherever I turn there are skeletons. 1044 01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:28,520 It's like I'm living in a minefield waiting to explode right in my face. 1045 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:31,080 And if that's not enough then there's your exes. 1046 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:34,440 Is there a woman in Israel you haven't fucked? 1047 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:36,040 Shushi! 1048 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,040 Stop! 1049 01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:52,040 -Let me go, I need to break his camera. -You were driving, it's your fault. 1050 01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:54,920 You're lucky I broke my left hand. Papa! 1051 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,680 I'm the only normal person in this family. 1052 01:17:58,440 --> 01:17:59,440 Mucki. 1053 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,760 Hello. 1054 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,280 Ibrahim? 1055 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,480 Ibrahim? 1056 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,920 I can't believe this! 1057 01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:27,920 You know each other? 1058 01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:32,080 Grandma sent me to visit him 1059 01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:35,520 when I went on the student exchange program to Germany. 1060 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:37,760 How do you know each other? 1061 01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:42,600 -We loved having you around. -How is your beautiful wife doing? 1062 01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:44,040 She passed away. 1063 01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:48,560 I'm so sorry for your loss. 1064 01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:51,280 So you're back, right? 1065 01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:55,680 The kids have their own lives and I was yearning for... 1066 01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:58,680 ...the sun. 1067 01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:02,880 Let me introduce you, my husband, 1068 01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:06,200 my youngest, Liam, my other daughter Ella, 1069 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:08,480 Shira's fiancée, Maria, 1070 01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:11,400 her parents, soon to be my in-laws. 1071 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:13,520 And you know, they come from Stuttgart. 1072 01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,920 Are you planning on giving him the full genealogy? 1073 01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,680 -Hi, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 1074 01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:24,160 I did my fellowship in Tübingen. My children still live there. 1075 01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:26,400 "Schaffe schaffe, Häusle baue." 1076 01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:31,840 Is there a cousin in Jerusalem your mother doesn't know? 1077 01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:34,440 Happy to see everyone's ok. 1078 01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:37,240 Mom... 1079 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,600 These are Maria's parents. 1080 01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:45,760 Mom. Mom, please. 1081 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:58,800 -Get her off me! -Grandma! 1082 01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:01,000 -Stop it! -You don't yell at me! 1083 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:03,080 From all the girls you dated, 1084 01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:07,720 suddenly, magically, you are cured from your commitment phobia 1085 01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,120 with a German? 1086 01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,080 I'm not taking this shit anymore. 1087 01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:19,200 Hallelujah! 1088 01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:21,760 Finally, she got the hint. 1089 01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:23,960 Mucki? 1090 01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:34,800 You're better off without her. 1091 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:41,120 I have the feeling I'm better off without you. 1092 01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:48,680 I'll put a rush on your release papers. 1093 01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,280 No! No, no, no! 1094 01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:21,720 I, too, have the right to be treated as a person 1095 01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:23,440 and not only as a German. 1096 01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:26,760 Not for a woman who's entire family was murdered. 1097 01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:29,400 We should apologize to Shira's family. 1098 01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:31,320 Have you lost your mind? 1099 01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,400 Do you know how they call me? I'm a Shiksa. 1100 01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:37,800 And you are Goyim. Plural for anyone who's not Jewish. 1101 01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:41,480 And these are only the synonyms they have for non-Jews. 1102 01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:44,760 When it comes to Germans, that's when they get truly creative. 1103 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:47,200 Joining cultures is a very difficult thing to do. 1104 01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:49,440 I'm very proud of how you're handling it. 1105 01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:51,760 Look how many new words you've learned! 1106 01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,800 Can I please have my parents back? 1107 01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:58,520 Since when do you cry all the time? 1108 01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:02,240 And why does everything you say sound like a damn Beatles song? 1109 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:04,600 I told you, she never should have come here. 1110 01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:07,040 Of course she should. She's here for love. 1111 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:09,360 Love? 1112 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:11,000 Where? 1113 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:14,040 Everyone here hates each other. 1114 01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:16,920 Everything is controversial. Everything. 1115 01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:21,680 Except that every German is hiding a Nazi past. 1116 01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:25,120 You can just explain that in your family it's not the case. 1117 01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:28,720 -Yes, it is. -No. 1118 01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:33,000 Yes, it is. My grandfather, my father, and my mother too. 1119 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:35,440 They really believed in it. 1120 01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:39,880 I had no idea. They kept it a secret, covered it up. 1121 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:43,960 I never knew my grandfather, my father died shortly after I was born, 1122 01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:48,360 and my mother portrayed both of them as saints. 1123 01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:50,200 And so did I. 1124 01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:52,280 Until... 1125 01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:56,680 Well... 1126 01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:03,040 But my mother refused to talk about it. So I burned the family album. 1127 01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:05,400 It was all just a big lie anyhow. 1128 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:11,560 You never asked. 1129 01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:17,360 And I didn't want to tell. 1130 01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:38,280 Start chewing. 1131 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:41,600 We have exactly half an hour before the wife starts nagging. 1132 01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:44,400 It's seven o'clock in the morning. 1133 01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:48,600 What are you doing here anyhow? 1134 01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:51,680 -Can I join? -No! 1135 01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:56,800 Exactly like in high school. 1136 01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:00,160 You and me, sitting in your room, ignoring your siblings 1137 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,760 and talking about girls. 1138 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,320 Please! 1139 01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:06,720 Back then everything was easier. 1140 01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:10,480 Back then you weren't aware of the complexities. 1141 01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:13,040 I'm hungry! 1142 01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:14,880 Liam! I'm trying to sleep! 1143 01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:29,560 Yeah. 1144 01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:32,160 I'll cover today's shift. 1145 01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:36,920 I'm on my way, yeah, no need to yell. 1146 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,080 Ok, bye. 1147 01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:42,640 Adi? 1148 01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:47,600 Are you really ok borrowing the money from your in-laws? 1149 01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:52,320 If you're ok with hanging a portrait of my Jewish princess on the wall... 1150 01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:20,560 -Ready? -What's that? 1151 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,400 You sneaky little fuck. 1152 01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:43,280 Bye. 1153 01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:12,120 What? 1154 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:16,240 So, yalla, send another one! I can't miss my flight! 1155 01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:18,760 How long, you said? 1156 01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:21,000 Ok, bye. Bye. 1157 01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:23,400 Shira's girlfriend! 1158 01:27:25,680 --> 01:27:27,360 Of course... poetic justice. 1159 01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:30,600 Hi. Have a good shift. 1160 01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:32,120 Going on vacation? 1161 01:27:34,720 --> 01:27:35,920 Just a sec. 1162 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:41,200 Sorry, I really can't stay and chat. 1163 01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:44,800 -I got to get to the airport. -Good luck with that! 1164 01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:48,000 There was a huge accident around the corner. Two trucks. 1165 01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:51,280 Don't ask. Everything is blocked. 1166 01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:53,600 Didn't you notice the road is almost empty? 1167 01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:07,800 I really need to get to the airport. Can you help me? 1168 01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:10,640 Of course. 1169 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:17,160 My car is parked right across the accident. 1170 01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:19,640 So, trust me, you'll catch your flight. 1171 01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:22,920 Thank you, I can't tell you how much I appreciate your help. 1172 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,360 I insist on compensating you for your time. 1173 01:28:25,440 --> 01:28:28,560 No, no, no, it's okay. My shift is over, and besides... 1174 01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:31,440 It's always my pleasure to help a beautiful lady. 1175 01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:38,160 No, dad is right, we really insist on paying you for this. 1176 01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:39,720 Alright. 1177 01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:47,240 You know, it feels like shit now but it gets better. 1178 01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:48,320 I doubt that. 1179 01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:51,640 Believe me. Been there, regretted that... 1180 01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:55,160 No, I don't regret any of it. 1181 01:28:56,240 --> 01:28:57,560 Don't be so sad. 1182 01:28:57,640 --> 01:28:59,760 It probably means she wasn't the one. 1183 01:28:59,840 --> 01:29:01,600 She's definitely the one. 1184 01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:15,560 Shit! 1185 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:20,840 I can't leave. 1186 01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:25,800 Thank you. 1187 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,960 -What? -Petra, please. 1188 01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:32,960 -So you're staying? -Hans! 1189 01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:34,920 Come on. 1190 01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:05,800 Get me the car keys. 1191 01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:06,880 Berta? 1192 01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:43,960 Take it. 1193 01:30:44,920 --> 01:30:46,680 Give it to your German 1194 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,640 before you let a good thing get away from you. 1195 01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:23,240 Grams... 1196 01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:27,240 Don't let a good thing get away from you. 1197 01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:45,080 This biblical beauty... You simply can't find it anywhere else. 1198 01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:48,600 -It's magical. -Come on, give me a break. 1199 01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:56,160 I just really can't cross the green line! Just look at this! 1200 01:31:57,520 --> 01:32:00,920 Hans, stop the car! I'm serious, stop the car! I can't do this! 1201 01:32:01,480 --> 01:32:03,560 I'm really sorry, but I can't do this. 1202 01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:07,120 Have you seen that? They separate Israelis and Palestinians! 1203 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:10,760 Enough! My leg is broken. So you're going to take me to Shira. 1204 01:32:12,480 --> 01:32:15,320 Then you can go and make your own decisions about your own lives. 1205 01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:18,680 And I'll make mine. Even if they don't make any sense to you. 1206 01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:22,160 Exactly! 1207 01:32:23,040 --> 01:32:24,280 For the sake of love. 1208 01:32:29,440 --> 01:32:30,440 Darling? 1209 01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:31,520 But... 1210 01:32:52,520 --> 01:32:53,880 Thank God, Mucki. 1211 01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:58,520 -I'm sorry, I shouldn't have run away. -No, no, no, I'm sorry. 1212 01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:00,120 I'm sorry, I... 1213 01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:03,120 God, I love you, Mucki. So much. 1214 01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:07,120 You and me. That's the only thing that matters. 1215 01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:09,480 You don't understand. Mom's parents were Nazis. 1216 01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:15,240 You Germans sure know how to kill a romantic moment. 1217 01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:30,360 We did a good job with her. 1218 01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:45,800 We can marry now. 1219 01:34:17,720 --> 01:34:19,920 To couples that shouldn't fit 1220 01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:21,000 but somehow do. 1221 01:34:22,640 --> 01:34:23,880 Cheers. 1222 01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:32,360 Grams... 1223 01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:34,680 Love is a mess... 1224 01:34:35,720 --> 01:34:37,280 A beautiful mess. 1225 01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:39,880 And it's a mess worth celebrating. 1226 01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:43,440 I'm really happy for the two of you. 1227 01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:45,040 Cheers. 1228 01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:50,480 And this here settles the issue of who gets the house? 1229 01:34:57,800 --> 01:34:58,800 Mom... 1230 01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:02,040 I'm really happy for you. 1231 01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:06,560 And it's a beautiful, beautiful wedding! 1232 01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:07,920 Cheers! 1233 01:35:10,960 --> 01:35:12,920 Dear Berta, dear Ibrahim, 1234 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:14,200 congratulations! 1235 01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:17,800 People like you are proof that the two-state solution is... 1236 01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:22,600 To love! 1237 01:35:41,880 --> 01:35:42,880 Dad... 1238 01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:47,200 Now would be a good time to climb down the tree. 1239 01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:50,840 I know you're busy rubbing my face in this blissful reunion, 1240 01:35:50,920 --> 01:35:54,440 but am I the only one concerned they didn't hire a security company? 1241 01:36:14,320 --> 01:36:17,360 Weddings are so much fun when they're not yours. 1242 01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:30,840 My grandma insisted. 1243 01:36:49,040 --> 01:36:50,240 Oh, Schatzi. 1244 01:36:51,040 --> 01:36:52,280 Schatzi? 1245 01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:55,240 Rhymes with Nazi. 1246 01:36:56,560 --> 01:36:58,360 Has potential, right? 1247 01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:26,640 Bomb! 1248 01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:30,320 You're all fucking racists! 1249 01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:32,640 Hey, how was I supposed to know it wasn't a bomb? 1250 01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:35,040 Shut up, you racist! 1251 01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:01,680 No, no, please! I believe in peace. 1252 01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:24,120 Thank God, Mucki! 1253 01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:46,360 Subtitling: FAST TITLES MEDIA 88429