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- Welcome.
- Thank you.
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This is Miss Harberg's suite.
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The bedroom is on your right.
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On your left, you
have the living room
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with a direct access
to the terrace,
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and the beautiful view of Paris.
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- This is a living room?
- Groom: Yes, it is.
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- Very nice.
- Groom: Mm-hm.
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This is the bathroom that
opens into the living room?
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Uh, yes, it does.
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Honestly, Carla, it's small...
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and Mira's not gonna be happy.
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It's not small.
It's more Parisian,
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and, and charming,
and, and, and cozy.
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This is no big production.
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We can't afford The Plaza.
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That was clear from the start.
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And Zelda approved of it?
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Well, she didn't reply,
but we assumed it was fine.
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Okay, well, I'm gonna call
Zelda and figure something out.
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- Zelda: Hello?
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Hey, she's gonna freak out
when she sees this room.
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I mean, it's nice, but it's
a fucking junior suite.
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I told her not to get
involved with those people.
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What else can I do?
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Regina:
You told her that?
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That's insane.
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This is exactly the part
she's been dying to play.
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Zelda: Who do you think
you're talking to?
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Your job is to book flights,
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to keep her entertained, and
to make sure she sees emails
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that would end up
in her spam folder,
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and I don't think you have
the brain to do that job,
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so let's not start thinking you
have the capacity to do mine.
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Part of your job is
to keep her happy,
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and she hasn't been
for a while, so.
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Zelda: She has no
reason to complain.
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"Doomsday" is a massive hit!
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Time to cash in.
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That's so not her.
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Yeah, it's me, and
as far as I know,
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she takes advice from her agent,
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so thank you for your insights,
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but let's keep the
decision-making to the adults.
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Carla: Okay, quiet
during the make-up test.
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Jeremie: If you come
close... to the camera.
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Tighter.
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It's a very tight closeup.
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Even tighter.
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Yes.
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If you walk around now,
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I'd like to see how the
light plays on the catsuit.
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Look at us.
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Uh, I lost you.
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Okay.
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Again, a bit closer.
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- And cut.
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One last picture and I'm done.
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Mira: Great.
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Sorry.
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- -Okay,
perfect. Is it the last look?
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Carla: Yeah, we're good.
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That's okay.
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- Great.
- Mira: Yeah, it's okay.
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- Laetitia: The style is almost like Musidora.
- Mira: Yeah.
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Right, let's take off your hood.
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I'll walk you to
your dressing room.
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Great, yeah, it's getting hot.
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It's a nice hotel,
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but we really had
to twist their arm
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to get a decent suite.
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Well, you're in Europe.
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They have a culture of saving
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on whatever they can.
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It's a TV show.
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It's not some...
indie feature.
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Zelda wants you
to call her back.
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I will tomorrow.
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Please, she's already called
you, like, three times.
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Zelda: Heard
they're shutting down your show.
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Why would they do that?
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Can't get René insured.
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Mira: Anybody can get insured.
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Yeah... if you pay.
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And they're asking
for a shitload.
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Pack your bags, and get the
hell out of there, okay?
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This is bad news.
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Well, no one here seems to know.
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Zelda: They know it.
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They're just not telling you.
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Okay, you have five minutes?
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No. I wanna take off my
makeup and get going.
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Zelda: I want to discuss
the "Silver Surfer" sequel.
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Yes, and we've
already discussed it.
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Zelda: They want you.
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Yeah, but it's a boring part.
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I'm tired of being
the girlfriend.
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Zelda: Listen.
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Here's the twist...
It's a reboot.
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Okay? Silver Surfer dies, and
the girlfriend takes over.
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This is exactly what
people want right now.
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High-concept, feminist,
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lady-led superhero movie.
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All right? They are
gonna go nuts over this.
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Mira: Are you serious?
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You want me to play
the Silver Surfer?
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She wants me to play
the Silver Surfer.
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Zelda: Yeah, I sure do.
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I would even pay to see it.
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And they're ready to
write you a blank check.
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Who's directing?
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Zelda: A hot new
British filmmaker.
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He directed Grimes' videos.
His name escapes me.
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- Zelda: Babe...
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"Irma Vep" is not happening.
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All right? Don't worry, I'll
make sure they pay you out,
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but, uh... get over it.
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Oui, oui.
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- Mira: Do you come here a lot?
- I haven't been here for ages.
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There's a seat over there.
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I spoke to my agent.
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She said they're
shutting us down.
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- Absolutely not.
- You sure?
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What would you like to drink?
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- Do you want a beer?
- Thanks.
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Well, they found another insurer
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who's covering René
with no extra cost.
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But you want me to be honest?
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I think they should
shut us down.
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Why do you say that?
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Because René is nuts.
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Yeah, I've heard,
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but, you know, based
on my experience,
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I think... he's
nuts in a good way.
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Yeah, I love him very much...
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Well, most of the time,
but he can be scary nuts.
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Well, no offense meant,
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but... you're something
of a kook, too.
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I'm wardrobe. Who cares
if I have a screw loose?
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- So, the show is happening?
- It is.
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So, I'm not going back to LA?
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Did you want to go back to LA?
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No. Not really.
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Because you broke
up with Laurie?
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No.
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If you go back to LA,
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you'll end up seeing her again.
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Not if I can avoid it.
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Do you trust yourself?
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Mira: No.
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I trusted Laurie, though.
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I, I, I opened up, I let her in.
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Uh... she chose to
take advantage of it.
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But it was great.
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It was great, so great...
before it went toxic.
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Anyway, she helped me
out of this relationship
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with my ex, Eamonn,
that was going nowhere.
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Um, I wouldn't have
done it on my own,
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so... I should be grateful.
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I thought you and Eamonn
were madly in love.
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We had, um...
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two good years, and...
the third year was hell.
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That's not at all what
he told the media.
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Well, Eamonn rewrites the story.
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Well, you dumped a megastar
for your assistant.
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- He felt humiliated.
- Or angry.
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A lot of people got
angry on social media.
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You know what? You're not
supposed to date your employee.
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They loved it when Laurie
turned the tables on me.
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They felt vindicated, and
they made sure I knew.
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What about you?
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How did you feel?
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The wild thing is...
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that it turned me on.
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So, you prefer chaos in
Paris to loneliness in LA?
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You know what? I
have no fucking idea.
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- Ah!
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Philippe Guérande:
Follow that car.
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Go, go!
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Grand Vampire: Ah,
Mister Philippe Guérande.
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Philippe: You're not the
Count of Noirmoutier,
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you're the Grand Vampire.
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- Grand Vampire: You fell into our trap.
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- Now it's time to pay the price!
- Let me go!
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Let me go!
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Grand Vampire: Go, go, go!
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Vampire: Come midnight,
you will be sentenced
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by the Vampire's
Grand Inquisitor.
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And you will be executed at dawn
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before the Dark Committee.
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To punish you for meddling,
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the dancer, Marfa Koutiloff,
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has been poisoned.
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- She's dead.
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Sorry, I... I
think of Musidora.
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She was perfection.
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I just feel like
a cheap imitation.
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No, there's nothing cheap
about what you're doing, Mira.
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You almost have it.
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Uh... it's not
the way it feels.
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Let yourself go.
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- Don't focus on the step.
- Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do,
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but it just feels stiff.
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No, you're pretty close.
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But don't lose the pace.
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Yeah.
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Look.
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When you do this movement...
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you have to stretch,
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and feel your foot
until the end.
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Yeah, okay?
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And then you come here,
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and stretch your
body very high, yes.
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And shoulder, and
suddenly... turn.
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Ugh.
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- Ugh, it's always the turn, ugh.
- Don't worry, Mira. It's okay.
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Don't worry.
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Let's do it one more time
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just to make sure we
hit all the marks.
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And remember,
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you're not dancing
for an audience...
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you're dancing for the camera.
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- Sure.
- The moves that feel bizarre
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can be good on-screen.
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But acting is like choreography.
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It has to feel right,
it can't be forced.
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Let's do it one more time.
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- Right, first, yeah.
- Okay.
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Volodia: Wow. We've got it.
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Where did that come from?
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- I don't know.
- Really?
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I don't know. It felt
bizarre... so I went for it.
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It's about the teeth
or something like that?
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- Maybe I thought of vampires.
- You're crazy!
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- Great.
- Okay.
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I am the Vampire's
Grand Inquisitor.
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Now it's time to
administer justice.
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Let me go, let me go!
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You will pay for this!
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The Vampires' secrets.
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I swear, I will
avenge Marfa's death.
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I will know no peace
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until the evil network of The
Vampires has been destroyed.
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The Grand Vampire and
his nefarious accomplices
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will pay for their crimes.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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Gottfried: Hey!
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Hey!
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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Must have been a long trip.
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- Three days.
- Where were you?
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North of Finland.
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- Sodankyla.
- Ah.
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So, Gottfried, what were
you doing in Sodankyla?
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They have a film festival.
257
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I was on the jury. Aki
is a friend of mine.
258
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,104
Why not fly?
259
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,523
I don't fly.
260
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,775
Fear of flying?
261
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:05,069
Anything that flies
has to be evil.
262
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:06,863
Okay.
263
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,951
You can just sit on
the bench if you want.
264
00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:14,078
Driver was supposed to be here.
265
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,881
Can, can I trust you?
266
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:28,218
- Yeah, sure.
- It's hard to say, um.
267
00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,178
I'm a, I'm a bit embarrassed.
268
00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:31,387
No, please, don't be.
269
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,097
Ah!
270
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:34,950
- Don't worry.
- I, I don't, I don't know how to put it.
271
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,268
Yeah, but I've heard a
lot. It's part of the job.
272
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,896
Really, don't be embarrassed.
273
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,775
I'll be honest. I have
an... addiction issue.
274
00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:46,402
Well, happens to the best of us.
275
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:47,695
Crack.
276
00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:50,406
Crack?
277
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,284
Okay... And?
278
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,744
I saw customs officers
279
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,288
between Gothenburg and Hamburg,
280
00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:59,540
and I... I freaked out.
281
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:02,085
I... I flushed my
stash down the toilet.
282
00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,129
It turns out they were just
283
00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:07,298
Swedish soldiers on leave.
284
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,805
- Be careful.
- Yeah.
285
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:16,933
Can you just get in,
please, Gottfried.
286
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:34,909
I don't know if you have
ever had problems with rocks.
287
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,620
Nope, never.
288
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:39,622
I've actually never tried crack.
289
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,082
- No?
- No.
290
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:42,917
Don't believe what they say.
291
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:46,838
It, it, it doesn't
fry your brain.
292
00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:49,424
- No.
- Not entirely, I mean.
293
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:51,801
But the addiction is mean.
294
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,595
I've heard it's, kind
of, overwhelming.
295
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,639
Overwhelming, exactly.
296
00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:02,729
I've been... off crack
for a full 24 hours.
297
00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:04,022
Carla: Oh, great!
298
00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:05,523
That's the first step.
299
00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,567
Now we have a couple of
days left to get clean
300
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:08,943
before we start shooting.
301
00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:10,486
You'll be all right.
302
00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:13,740
Uh, Carla, right?
That's your name?
303
00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:16,659
- Yeah.
- Carla, I, I never acted clean.
304
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:20,246
You have to score me some.
305
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:23,624
- Okay.
- Or else I'll throw myself out of the window.
306
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:57,325
Here... Um, can I have
your photo ID, please?
307
00:26:57,408 --> 00:27:00,620
- And a credit card for incidentals?
- Yeah.
308
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:01,829
Thank you, sir.
309
00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:42,865
Michelle : I'm so
sorry about the pictures.
310
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,200
French paparazzi.
311
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,535
What pictures?
312
00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,119
A French site ran a picture
313
00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:49,330
of you and Regina shopping.
314
00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:54,252
So, um, what's wrong with
shopping with Regina?
315
00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:56,921
Michelle: They are all looking
for the new girlfriend.
316
00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:59,423
She's young, cool,
she fits the part,
317
00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:00,675
makes good story.
318
00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:03,761
If they want Regina,
let them have Regina.
319
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,721
I don't recall anyone asking me.
320
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,557
You know it's part of the job.
321
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:11,018
That may be, but
I don't enjoy it.
322
00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:13,646
I don't want people
to think we're dating.
323
00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:16,774
She's right. It's
unfair to both of you.
324
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:19,360
Michelle... I'm
used to this stuff.
325
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:21,153
It's been my life for years now.
326
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:23,573
- Michelle: Oh. Okay, gotta go.
327
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,408
- Bye.
- Mira: Bye. Bye-bye.
328
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,247
-Zoe: Is she done?
-Yeah, she just hung up. Come in.
329
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:35,251
- Mira: Wow, are you okay?
- Jesus Christ... Yeah.
330
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,421
So... how do you feel?
331
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:39,547
Nervous.
332
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:42,300
This is Irma Vep
at her most iconic,
333
00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:45,720
and they, they want me to
get it right on my first day.
334
00:30:46,721 --> 00:30:48,472
You'll kill it.
335
00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:50,349
Quite the challenge, though.
336
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:56,981
Um... I got rid of the
black veil for the blouse,
337
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,025
made it more similar
to Musidora's.
338
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:02,278
The original was perfect, so.
339
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:05,448
And what about the lighter
fabric for the dress?
340
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:07,742
Easier for the choreography.
341
00:31:07,825 --> 00:31:09,994
- Great.
342
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,996
- Mind if I smoke?
- No, of course not.
343
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:15,291
Uh... could you do the belt?
344
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,835
Hop. Let's see.
345
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,587
- What do you think?
- Yeah, it's good.
346
00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:21,255
Love it.
347
00:31:21,339 --> 00:31:23,382
Regina, can you show
me the scene again?
348
00:31:23,466 --> 00:31:24,592
Regina: Yeah.
349
00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:31,140
- I think I'm gonna make a few pictures for René.
350
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,434
Make sure that he likes it.
351
00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:52,995
Zoe: Regina, please,
can you step out?
352
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:55,206
Reginaaa!
353
00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:57,833
- Sorry.
- Zoe: Go away.
354
00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:03,815
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
355
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:07,677
I love it, and I love,
I love, I love you.
356
00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:10,846
I have to show the
pictures to René.
357
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:03,769
Um...
358
00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:34,205
Ah!
359
00:39:43,924 --> 00:39:45,801
Thank you for letting
me share your ride.
360
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,719
Yeah, you're welcome.
361
00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:51,682
- It's been a really hard week.
- You should be more patient.
362
00:39:51,765 --> 00:39:55,394
You have no idea how much I've
been stretching my patience.
363
00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:57,062
Regina: I think René is right.
364
00:39:57,146 --> 00:39:59,731
I like Philippe's
mother. I... I miss her.
365
00:39:59,815 --> 00:40:00,858
You should bring her back.
366
00:40:00,941 --> 00:40:02,442
Edmond: No, uh,
if he even tries
367
00:40:02,526 --> 00:40:05,320
to bring her back, I'm
done. I'm out of here.
368
00:40:07,281 --> 00:40:08,949
Zoe: Can I ask you a question?
369
00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:11,534
Yeah.
370
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,997
I don't want it to be
embarrassing, though.
371
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:20,043
But, you know, sometimes, there's
stuff online that you can't avoid.
372
00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:23,005
Yeah, are you talking
about Laurie's Instagram?
373
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:26,049
Those old photos she
posted last night.
374
00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:29,553
Yeah... Pretty hot, right?
375
00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:33,599
I guess she saw the paparazzi
shot of you and Regina.
376
00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:39,062
Ah...
377
00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:43,609
- You're... okay with that?
378
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:49,364
Uh, no, I'm not, but I
guess it's part of the job.
379
00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:54,203
- Meaning part of being famous?
- Uh, part of... wanting fame.
380
00:40:54,286 --> 00:40:56,288
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hm.
381
00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:59,499
Uh, you make... you make a
deal when you crave that.
382
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:01,752
You, uh, get fame, and...
383
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,340
give a piece of
yourself in exchange.
384
00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:09,843
- Like what?
- Like embarrassing photos.
385
00:41:10,761 --> 00:41:13,889
Like outrageous behavior.
386
00:41:14,848 --> 00:41:17,184
Like sharing your privacy.
387
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,523
Uhh, yeah.
388
00:41:22,606 --> 00:41:26,735
The skirt, maybe it should
be a little tighter.
389
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,737
Hm.
390
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:31,448
I haven't hemmed it up yet.
391
00:41:33,575 --> 00:41:35,118
I am angry with Laurie,
392
00:41:35,202 --> 00:41:38,413
but... that's real life.
393
00:41:38,497 --> 00:41:39,831
Our life.
394
00:41:39,915 --> 00:41:42,209
And the games she wants to
play on the fuckin' internet
395
00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:44,294
are the least of my concerns.
396
00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:47,381
She praises Herman to no end,
397
00:41:47,464 --> 00:41:49,549
like he's changed her life.
398
00:41:49,633 --> 00:41:52,177
I know... Gross.
399
00:41:52,261 --> 00:41:55,847
What was it like
working with him?
400
00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:59,017
Uh, he's a pro.
401
00:41:59,101 --> 00:42:03,355
He loves doing what he
does, and he's a good guy,
402
00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:06,316
but I wouldn't pay to
see a movie of his.
403
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:11,655
Are we really talking
about Herman now?
404
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,450
Was it your first
time with a girl?
405
00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:17,952
Yeah.
406
00:42:17,995 --> 00:42:20,622
And it left you a
little bit confused.
407
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,333
I guess so.
408
00:42:28,964 --> 00:42:29,840
Are you done?
409
00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:31,758
They're waiting for you on set.
410
00:42:31,842 --> 00:42:32,842
I-I-I'm sorry.
411
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:35,095
I had no idea you
guys were waiting.
412
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:09,421
Guys, no need to argue.
413
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:14,176
We did a good job,
and I'm... happy.
414
00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:16,470
Let's get going.
415
00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:18,305
What are we starting with?
416
00:43:18,388 --> 00:43:19,908
Carla: Irma Vep has
been hired as a maid
417
00:43:19,973 --> 00:43:21,224
at Philippe Guérande's place,
418
00:43:21,308 --> 00:43:24,519
- and she wants to get the red codebook back.
- Sure.
419
00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:26,396
I meant the Grand
Inquisitor's codebook
420
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,857
with all the secrets
of the Vampires.
421
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,735
That never made sense to me.
422
00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:34,112
I mean, why would the
Vampires be so dumb
423
00:43:34,196 --> 00:43:37,532
as to write down all their
secrets in a notebook?
424
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:38,784
I have no idea.
425
00:43:42,204 --> 00:43:44,122
Oh, s-sorry to keep you waiting.
426
00:43:44,206 --> 00:43:48,085
No worries, uh. We, we had,
uh, stuff to fine-tune.
427
00:43:48,168 --> 00:43:49,836
So, this is, uh,
Philippe's bedroom,
428
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,381
and, uh, just y-you'll
open this window.
429
00:43:52,464 --> 00:43:54,883
Look. And then through here,
430
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,094
she will let the Vampire in.
431
00:43:57,594 --> 00:43:59,596
And...
432
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:01,932
And, uh, the Vampire
will search this desk
433
00:44:02,015 --> 00:44:03,809
for the red codebook.
434
00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:06,353
Can I ask you something?
435
00:44:07,229 --> 00:44:08,313
René: I'm here to help.
436
00:44:08,397 --> 00:44:11,066
Yeah, I just need a
little clarification.
437
00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,735
Um... do you want a coffee?
438
00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:17,739
- Uh, yes.
- Okay, come, um.
439
00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:22,619
- So... you know, if I were a Vampire...
- Mm-hm.
440
00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:24,830
I don't know if I
would, you know,
441
00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:27,082
write down all my secrets.
442
00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:29,960
- Mm-hm.
- Or I would keep them in a safe, or...
443
00:44:30,043 --> 00:44:34,464
But, uh, w-w-what do you do
with, uh, your passwords?
444
00:44:34,548 --> 00:44:37,634
- I write them down.
- Uh-huh.
445
00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:41,221
- So, are, are they in a safe?
- Who has a safe?
446
00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:44,391
- Ah, uh.
- See?
447
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:47,519
I know... Okay,
get your point.
448
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:49,604
Umm...
449
00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:51,815
So, um...
450
00:44:53,275 --> 00:44:54,776
let's make sure
I got this right.
451
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:58,321
She's gonna spike Philippe's
herbal tea with a sedative.
452
00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:00,949
Yeah. Yeah, like, like, this.
453
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,617
He will be in a deep sleep
454
00:45:02,701 --> 00:45:05,245
- when the Vampires come in.
- Yeah, and then she's gonna
455
00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:07,622
- steal the red notebook.
- Uh, r-red...
456
00:45:07,706 --> 00:45:09,791
- The red codebook, yeah.
- Code-code-codebook.
457
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,461
And, and the whole plan
458
00:45:12,544 --> 00:45:15,714
depends on Philippe
drinking herbal tea
459
00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:16,673
before he sleeps.
460
00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:18,967
Yeah, yeah. It-it's his habit.
461
00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:20,802
Detox?
462
00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:24,389
- No, s... It, it was a joke.
463
00:45:24,473 --> 00:45:26,057
- It is...
- Sorry.
464
00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:29,102
Okay, so, uh... And, and
also, wh... like, wh...
465
00:45:29,186 --> 00:45:33,064
Who hired Irma Vep,
uh, to be his maid?
466
00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:36,318
Actually... his mother did.
467
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,153
Is she still in the film?
468
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:40,197
I thought you were
getting rid of her.
469
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,449
What I promised, uh, Edmond
470
00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:44,493
to get him off my back,
471
00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:47,787
but truth is, uh, I kept her.
472
00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:50,290
So, Philippe lives
with his mother.
473
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:53,126
Cool.
474
00:45:53,210 --> 00:45:55,587
Uh... and she's here.
475
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:57,005
- Come, come.
- Yeah.
476
00:46:00,217 --> 00:46:03,553
M-Marie-Rose.
Marie.
477
00:46:03,637 --> 00:46:07,432
- Um, Marie-Rose, uh, I want to introduce you...
- Yes?
478
00:46:07,516 --> 00:46:08,808
To Mira Harberg.
479
00:46:08,892 --> 00:46:10,572
- So nice to meet you.
- Marie-Rose Germon.
480
00:46:10,644 --> 00:46:13,855
She's a grand dame
of French stage.
481
00:46:13,939 --> 00:46:15,190
We're ready to shoot.
482
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:16,709
- So are we, huh?
- S-See you in a bit.
483
00:46:16,733 --> 00:46:19,903
- See you later. Bye.
- See you later. Bye.
484
00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:27,869
Carla: We're
shooting! Positions, please!
485
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,582
Is Edmond aware that
Philippe's mother is back?
486
00:46:32,666 --> 00:46:36,586
Uhh, uh, I haven't told him yet.
487
00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:38,922
It's a kind of surprise.
488
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,715
Can't wait to see his reaction.
489
00:46:40,799 --> 00:46:43,218
I guess he will have to adapt.
490
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,904
- Excuse me. This is the poison.
491
00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:46,471
- This is the poison.
- Oh.
492
00:46:51,351 --> 00:46:53,186
A-Are you ready?
493
00:46:56,773 --> 00:46:58,441
Action.
494
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,625
Uh...
495
00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:43,630
Mira, uh, can you make
it a bit more real?
496
00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:45,465
But she knows the
bullets are blanks.
497
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:47,634
She reloaded it herself.
498
00:48:47,717 --> 00:48:48,885
Yeah, yeah, but, uh, she l...
499
00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:50,637
She still should do a better job
500
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:51,763
pretending, you know?
501
00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:53,223
I thought, uh, I did a good job.
502
00:48:53,306 --> 00:48:56,685
It was fake. The, the way
you stepped over the railing,
503
00:48:56,768 --> 00:48:58,621
- there is no sense of danger.
- Carla : We're going
504
00:48:58,645 --> 00:49:01,248
- for another take, please!
- And what kind of journalist is Philippe?
505
00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:03,483
Ready to kill two
unarmed burglars?
506
00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:05,068
Self-defense. You
tried to poison me.
507
00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:07,779
- Yeah, no jury would ever buy that.
- René: Maybe not today,
508
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but we are in 1916.
509
00:49:09,656 --> 00:49:12,701
Yes, but our audience
is a century later.
510
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Don't worry. They will get it.
511
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It's Feuillade's crazy plot.
512
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Uhh... okay.
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