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Wow.
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This is, uh, so cozy.
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Do you want to come in?
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- It's a little messy.
- My maid skipped last week.
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Oh, no, I-I love it.
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Sorry.
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Um, it's really... I love it,
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it's got such an eclectic,
chic quality.
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Thanks. Well, I-I collect a lot
of very rare and unique pieces.
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Things you can't
find anywhere, so...
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No, yes.
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I can see that.
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- Very...
- It's a little rude of you
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to just show up
without even calling.
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- Well, I did call.
- You didn't pick up.
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Well, I can't find my phone.
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So, how did it happen?
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Did you just go knock
on Patricia's door and say,
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"I'll do it. I'll stab
my friend in the back"?
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Jackie, I didn't feel
like I had a choice.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Amazing sarcophagus.
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- Thanks. It's actually a bar.
- You can open it.
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- Oh.
- I sold that in 1998.
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It was made
by Cairo Home Accents.
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They went out of business,
such a shame.
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They were based in Galveston.
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Why are you making that face?
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- Oh, I'm...
- I'm not making a-a face.
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You're making a face.
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This is why I don't
like people over.
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They don't even understand.
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Jackie, what are you
talking about? I understand.
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Okay? I-I love this stuff.
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What a beautiful
collection of roosters.
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Is this one hand-painted?
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I mean, what an incredible
conversation piece.
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- Look at that scalloped edging.
- That's such a unique detail.
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- Yeah, I sold that in 2002.
- It was made by Farms Unlimited.
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Daniel Farms, he was
such a talented designer.
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He overdosed, though. So sad.
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Absolutely heartbreaking.
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Daniel Farms.
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Funny guy, too.
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Wait a second. Is this all...
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It's everything I've ever sold.
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I wouldn't sell anything
to my Jackalopes
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that I don't love myself, so...
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Jackie, I am really sorry.
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Well, I really appreciate
you saying that.
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Means a lot to me.
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I know Patricia can do
really crazy things,
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so I do understand that.
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Maybe she's just going
through a tough time.
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Oh, my God, please.
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We're all going through
a tough time.
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- Give me a break.
- I'm getting divorced.
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You're going through your stuff.
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Right. Yeah.
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By the way, I do have to say,
you were really good today.
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- I mean, not just, like, good.
- You were fantastic.
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Look, Jackie, I was
basically just doing you.
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- I mean, everyone is.
- You're a legend.
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Please come back
to work. Please.
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I don't know.
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I don't think I'm really
wanted there anymore.
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Jackie, what are you
talking about?
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Of course you are.
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Okay, look, come in
tomorrow morning,
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and we will go talk
to Patricia together.
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Okay? You gonna come in?
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We'll see.
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- 9 a.m. sharp.
- What's your coffee order?
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Light and sweet and piping hot?-
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Mm, I'll think about it.
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Okay, so I'll definitely
see you tomorrow. then.
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upbeat music
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This photo is unusable.
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Can I just say, I know
this is your real life,
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but producer hat, I need
to look at it and be like,
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"The girl has cancer.
I'm sad because she has cancer."
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- Can you do that?
- Yeah.
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- Got it, yeah. Of course.
- Also,
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what is the deal?
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Is Jackie coming back or no?
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Um, duh. Of course
she's coming back.
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Okay, well, I know
you guys are, like,
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little friends or whatever,
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so you better fucking make sure
that she does.
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Okay? Because you don't
just let Patricia down.
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- Right.
- Okay?
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Because that woman
is a goddess, okay?
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And she's taking care
of you, me, everyone here
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more than any of us know.
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And who takes care of her? Hmm?
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- Who's really there for her?
- Tell me.
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Well, I mean, you are, right?
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No. No, I'm not. I'm nothing.
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I'm like a little bug
that's nothing.
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Shit.
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- I have to take this.
- It's Europe.
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quirky, upbeat music
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You know, I think
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you and I should have
a little talk about
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what happened the other night,
because I've, like,
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never, ever, ever
done anything like that.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And, um...
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I don't know,
I think we should, like,
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keep that to a one-time thing.
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That's fine by me, sweetie.
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Yeah, but, like...
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it was frickin'
incredible, right?
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You think?
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Yeah.
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Perry, we fucked
for, like, ten minutes.
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I, like...
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This is so embarrassing,
but for the longest time,
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I thought you were, like, gay.
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Oh, gay, straight.
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L-O-L. What is this? The '90s?
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Honey, I fuck.
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I know.
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Yeah, but I'm glad
you had a good time.
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Boop.
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Hold that for me?
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Hey, Danny, wait up.
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Did you and Perry hook up?
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What? What?
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- What?
- Uh, look, just so you know,
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I took three credits
at community college
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in body language, and the way
he handed you that donut,
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I am strongly getting
that you guys hooked.
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Okay, could you just...
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Beena, please don't
tell anybody that.
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I don't know
what's going on, like,
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- I can't tell if he likes me.
- Like, you're the expert.
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Does he like me? Like,
I don't know what's going on
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- with my life right now, Beena.
- I'm freaking out.
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Whoa.
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Listen.
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Do you remember years ago,
when the Dave Matthews Band
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tour bus poured all that shit
from their septic tank
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off a bridge
into the Chicago River
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and it landed
on a bunch of people?
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- Just head-to-toe in feces?
- Okay, sorry,
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what does this have to do
with my situation?
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Well, I was managing
Dave Matthews at the time.
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And, sweetie, it was my decision
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to dump those black tanks
into that river.
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Dave told me not to, but I don't
take orders from talent.
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The point is, I made a mistake.
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But that's how we learn
what we truly want.
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Read this.
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Trust me,
it'll change your life.
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"Act Like a Lady,
Think Like a Man."
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Steve Harvey. Icon.
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All right, people,
heads up.
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Gather, gather, please.
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Sit down.
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- We've got work to do.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.
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We are three days out
from Cancerthon.
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Just a reminder, we have to sell
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one million dollars' worth
of merchandise in the first hour
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or we don't make real money.
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So, I need everyone
together on this.
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Where's Jackie?
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Oh.
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Hello, Jackie.
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No, I don't need a coffee,
you silly goosie,
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just get your little bottom
over here.
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What's that?
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Oh, you were just
being impulsive
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but now it's all okay?
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We do all have those days.
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Yeah. Okay, bye.
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- Jackie will be here any minute.
- Crazy traffic.
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Um, I think
Jerry Seinfeld's in town.
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I wonder what kind
of classic car he's driving.
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I don't know who that is.
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Jerry Seinfeld?
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We're done here.
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Yes, of course. Final sale.
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Of course. I guess
my only issue with that
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is I'm on the website right now
and it does not say final sale.
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No, yeah, and I was
on the website, obviously,
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when I bought the bag,
and it didn't say final sale.
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More than happy to do that.
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I am on the site now
and it says,
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- "- All sales are final...
- are final."
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So I guess it says that
and you were right.
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Okay, well,
what's the exception?
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You do in-person returns
in France.
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Okay, well, that will be
perfect for me.
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Good. No, I'll just do that,
and thank you so much
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and take care and merci.
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I think I know where Jackie is
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and I think we should
go see her together.
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- No.
- Uh...
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Fuck!
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- Uh...
- Let's go.
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atmospheric music
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Oh, hey. Come on in.
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Jesus, Jackie.
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Do you want to sit down?
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- W-Where should I do that?
- Here.
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Sit down.-
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Here, you can sit right here.
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- Here, I'll clear this off.
- Come in.
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Take a seat. Here.
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- You can sit here.
- No, you can sit there.
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- Okay. Uh...
- I have bells
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from 49 states,
I just need to get
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- a good Minnesota.
- Oh, wow.
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They're fun.
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Just gonna move this
for one second.
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Do you guys want something
to drink?
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Want a glass of water?
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Yeah, I had some water
on the way over.
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Well, I have really good
fresh mint lemonade, if you...
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Glass of wine or something?
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Jackie, baby.
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I think you need help.
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I think we all could use
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- a little bit of help, right?
- No, no, no.
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She has a problem.
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What do you want, Pat?
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We need to talk.
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- Let's talk.
- Love to talk.
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Actually, Pat,
I've been thinking a lot
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about what I want to say to you,
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and I would like
to offer an apology.
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It was unprofessional of me
to not show up at Beautiful You,
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and for that, I am sorry.
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Apology.
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Aww.
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When are you coming
back to work?
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But...
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the fact that we haven't
been in alignment
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is an important message
that I really think
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I need to receive
from the universe.
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So on that note,
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I do have to say that I don't
see an authentic path forward
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for me at SVN.
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What?
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Jackie.
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Just watching Joanna go through
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her battle has made me realize
how short life can be.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait.
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What are you saying exactly?
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Well, what I'm trying to say
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is that I think my time at SVN
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has come to a natural
ending point.
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And-and I think Joanna would
make the perfect successor.
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Okay, all right,
I-I'm sorry, but, um...
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Are we on MTV's Jackass?
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Because, you know,
t-this feels like
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it's just a big prank, you know?
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- Right, Jackie?
- This is a big prank.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Okay.
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You want to quit your job?
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It is what it is.
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Joanna,
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you're the new host
of Beautiful You.
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We done?
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Sure, we're done. Yeah.
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I guess. I mean...
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Yeah. We're done, yeah.
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Let's go.
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What?
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Well, your timing
isn't exactly ideal,
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with Cancerthon in three days.
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It would be nice if you could...
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...still do your segment
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and formally pass
the baton to Joanna.
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Oh, my God, of course. Yes. Yes.
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Joanna and I will do that
and-and I have
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to say goodbye to my Jackalopes.
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Fine.
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Then we're done.
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You two can figure out
your segment.
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- Okay, I just...
- Isn't there anything
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that you-you want
to share with each other?
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Like, talk a-a
little bit more to each other?
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Give a share?
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You know,
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Jackie,
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you wonder why I don't trust
you to make your own decisions?
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Look around you.
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Look at this.
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I rode with her, so I should...
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Yeah.
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somber music
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Okay, so one idea I have that's
so good is I-I would, like,
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descend from a giant staircase
in, like, angel wings?
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Like, really dramatic
and spiritual, you know?
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Oh, my God, that makes
total sense, because, like,
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you are an angel, you know?
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Oh, my God,
these chocolate-covered
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espresso beans are so good.
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One, two,
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three, four, five!
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They make me feel shaky
but I love them.
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So then what would happen
is that, what I would say,
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I'd say to my viewers, thank you
so much, you've all been
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so loyal, I love you,
I love you, I love you,
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and I'll be bequeathing
Beautiful You
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to the lovely Joanna Gold,
and then--
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- I'm listening.
- This is so cool. What would
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happen is I would
lift up off the floor,
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up high to the ceiling, it's
almost like it's a magic trick.
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Like, special effects, kind of.
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And I would go up,
up, up, up, up, up,
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up into the heavens,
blasting away.
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- Wouldn't that be great?
- Okay, I'm processing.
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Now, my only question is,
what do I say next?
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Well, just say
whatever you want to say.
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- I mean, say what feels natural.
- Say what comes to you,
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- from your heart, you know?
- Honestly,
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if I'm saying what
I really want to say, I'd want
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to say, like,
why are we even doing this?
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Like, maybe this is
just a big mistake?
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Oh, no, no. No way, no way,
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because it's definitely
happening.
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That's absolutely
not a possibility. Because
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it's almost like Pamela says,
there's no mistakes...
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- Just happy accidents.
- Yes.
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Hey, wait. Did you ever see
when Elton John played
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at Lady Diana's funeral?
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Oh, my God, yeah, it's my
favorite funeral of all time.
333
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,928
So that's exactly the vibe
that I want.
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Like, not, like the sad
of it all, but, like,
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- the glam of it all.
- Whoop!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, no.
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- Oh, thank God, it's okay.
- Oh, my God.
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My heart was pounding.
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- It's okay, it's fine.
- I thought it cracked.
341
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:06,989
Wh-What is that?
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00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,782
This is what I stole
from Neiman Marcus
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00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,534
when Patricia had to come
bail me out.
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They let you keep it?
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00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,245
No. No, actually,
a few months later
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she just bought it for me
for my birthday.
347
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That was so sweet of her.
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Because she knew how much
I liked premium
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feline home accents.
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gentle music
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Jackie, why are you leaving?
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00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,812
Maybe I'm overthinking
this whole goodbye thing.
353
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,106
Maybe we should just do,
like, ten minutes of calls,
354
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,233
and then I'll turn it over
to you.
355
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:47,404
I mean, nobody likes
long goodbyes. Right?
356
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:54,286
- Yeah, let's just do that.
- Then we can be done.
357
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gentle music
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Fuck.
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00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,826
Whoa.
361
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,036
Fuck. Perry,
what are you doing here?
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00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,122
I'm just looking for
a new concealer.
363
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,958
My old one cakes like a mother.
364
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,668
What are you doing?
365
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,379
Hey, you just in here
being sad?
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00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,131
No.
367
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,009
I'm on the phone with a buyer
from France,
368
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,303
trying to return a bag
because I'm a fucking idiot
369
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,472
- and a loser.
- Hey. No, you're not. Hey!
370
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:59,810
Please do not speak that way
about my sweet friend Darcy.
371
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,896
- You don't get it.
- I have to return this bag,
372
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,482
- or I'm in, like, deep shit.
- Okay.
373
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,359
Monsieur,
thank you for holding.
374
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,237
Unfortunately, we cannot accept
your return at this time--
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00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,322
No, I know you said that
earlier, but you don't under--
376
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,491
- Shh-- Hey, hey, hey!
- Perry, it's not--
377
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,453
Écoutez-moi, j'ai
trois millions de followers
378
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,874
sur TikTok, et je pense
qu'ils seraient très...
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00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:22,833
pissed
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00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,918
que vous avez baisé mon ami
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00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,046
pour un sac stupide.
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00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,965
- Non, non, non.
- Oui, j'ai dit baisé.
383
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,595
Alors tu vas arranger ça?
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00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:37,514
Ah. D'accord. Merci.
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00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,851
Done. It'll post in three
to five business days.
386
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,479
What?
387
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,813
Perry, oh, my God.
388
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,148
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah.
389
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,691
You have no idea how much
you just helped me.
390
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,109
Oh, my God, don't--
Hey, don't mention it.
391
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,319
- Perry's got your back.
- Give me a hug.
392
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,862
Come on, big hug,
you little crybaby.
393
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,323
- You have no idea.
- I was so fucked.
394
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,115
Oh...
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00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,159
You just, like, saved my life.
396
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,911
Hey, it's okay.
397
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:02,706
- Thank you.
- Yeah. Yeah.
398
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,087
Yeah.
399
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:12,716
I need to find my way, hmm
400
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,433
Hey.
401
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,603
Hey.
402
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,754
What are you gonna do
after this?
403
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,260
You know, I'm not really sure.
404
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,887
Fuck you, you fucking keto fuck!
405
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,890
I'm leaving you 'cause
he's so much better than you,
406
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,934
and we did it from the front!
407
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,187
Yeah, fuck you, you fucking...
408
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,731
Such a messy bitch.
409
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,611
I know. So psycho.
410
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,082
Are you sitting down?
411
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,458
I know you're getting ready for
412
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,918
the barn thing at
Laura's Vineyard,
413
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,796
but I have something important
to tell you.
414
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,173
What?
415
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,425
I'm, like, about to drop
a major truth bomb,
416
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,718
so don't scream.
417
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,303
What is it?
418
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,972
I slept with Perry.
419
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,016
That's okay.
420
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,894
- It's not even a big deal.
- You're right.
421
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,646
He's extremely not gay.
422
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,816
- Uh-huh.
- And...
423
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,277
...I'm leaving Austin.
424
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,987
- Well, maybe that's good.
- Maybe that's good.
425
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,572
Because you've been
thinking about that
426
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,074
way outside of Perry. Like,
Perry doesn't even matter.
427
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,493
No, no, I'm doing it
because of Perry.
428
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,246
I'm, like...
429
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,790
Oh, my God,
I'm in love with Perry.
430
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,001
Like as friends?
431
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,336
No, like...
432
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,129
Have you ever heard the term
"twinflame"?
433
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,548
Like, I think we're just, like,
meant to be, or something.
434
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,342
I brought the kids
to SeaWorld one time,
435
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:21,220
and we, like, swam with
dolphins, and it was insane.
436
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:25,057
And, like, that's the only other
time in my whole life
437
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,725
I've ever felt like this.
438
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,895
It did feel like that.
439
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,021
What?
440
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,191
I swam with dolphins, too,
once, Beth Ann.
441
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,527
You're not the only one who's
ever slept with a dolphin.
442
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,990
I'm gonna go get scissors,
'cause this is...
443
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,742
See you later.
444
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,410
Okay.
445
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,878
gentle music
446
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,422
447
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,405
I knew you were
a fucking liar!
448
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,616
You don't have cancer!
449
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,369
What are you talking about?
450
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,954
"What are you talking about?"
451
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,497
That wasn't your doctor.
452
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:34,459
That was your dad
with the meatballs.
453
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,671
What?
454
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,050
quiet music
455
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,094
456
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:46,805
Uh...
457
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,521
Um...
458
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,817
I-If you want to rat me out,
459
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,737
just... just go ahead.
460
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:04,531
Please. Really.
461
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:09,328
- Okay? I... I get it.
- I understand.
462
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:12,164
And I-I deserve it.
463
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,291
Just--
464
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,711
Just tell Patricia.
465
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,800
Oh. I...
466
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,011
Okay.
467
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:32,351
You want me to do it
for you,
468
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:35,479
because you're too much
of a little baby coward
469
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,814
to do it yourself.
470
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,650
Wow, wow. Oh, my God.
471
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:44,154
I've been, like, jealous of you
this whole time,
472
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,948
but you're in hell.
473
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:51,828
No, I'm not gonna do
your dirty work.
474
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:56,917
Honey, you made this dirty
little dirt bed,
475
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:59,711
and now you have to lie in that.
476
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,799
quirky music
477
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,301
Cut to me doing great because
478
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,930
I'm acting like a lady
and thinking like a man.
479
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:12,099
And I'm in love.
480
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,311
contemplative music
481
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,355
482
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:47,259
Hi. Why are you still up?
483
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,969
Oh, hi.
484
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:53,723
Um... why are you still up?
485
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,436
Um...
486
00:23:57,477 --> 00:24:00,772
I kind of want to, um...
487
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,609
Like, I want to tell you
something.
488
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,237
Okay.
489
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,781
I love you.
490
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:11,575
- What?
- Sorry.
491
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,744
I love you.
492
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,790
And I you.
493
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:22,002
I... I love you, too.
494
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,630
gentle music
495
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:26,882
Mm.
496
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:29,634
Mmm. Come here.
497
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,861
Shit and piss.
498
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:51,490
Oh, my God, Mom.
499
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:52,699
What are you doing here?
500
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,827
We brought you
your photo albums.
501
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:58,455
I couldn't figure out
how to scan 'em.
502
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,957
You drove all the way here?
503
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,543
That's so nice of you, Mom.
504
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,129
We need to have a talk.
505
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:11,218
Your dad and I,
we've been talking,
506
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:16,097
and you need to figure some
things out for yourself.
507
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,183
Oh, like, um,
508
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,185
how to scan photos?
509
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,938
- I know how to do that.
- No.
510
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,731
I mean in life.
511
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,150
You and Dad both talked
about this?
512
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:31,530
Yeah.
513
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:32,948
We both talked about this.
514
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,491
Dad, did you wash your hands?
515
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,535
Chip.
516
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:41,581
What's been going on with you,
it's disappointing.
517
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,458
And we're not doing it
with you anymore.
518
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:48,380
It's just everything has gotten
so messed up at work,
519
00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:53,009
and I just, I don't know
how to fix it anymore.
520
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:58,348
I need you guys
to tell me what to do.
521
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,353
Joanna, you're an adult now.
522
00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:05,355
We don't make your decisions.
523
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:09,234
I'm not asking you
to make my decisions,
524
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,736
I'm just asking you
for some help.
525
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,281
And we've given you help,
Joanna.
526
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,537
Hello and what?
527
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:24,082
Sit down. Something
insane just happened.
528
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,000
What?
529
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,835
We got Phillippe for Cancerthon.
530
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:31,047
- I am losing my fucking mind!
- Oh!
531
00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:35,760
- Oh, my God.
- What's wrong?
532
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:39,139
I just didn't want to meet
533
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:41,933
Ryan Phillippe this week.
534
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:46,813
You gotta figure this out
on your own.
535
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:48,815
That's it.
536
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:52,944
Mom?
537
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:58,241
I agree with your father.
538
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,702
upbeat music
539
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:03,079
540
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,260
541
00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,642
- Okay, let's go.
- Let's clear the set.
542
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:29,397
Jackie, you ready for
one last one?
543
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:32,817
Oh, my God,
I can't believe it.
544
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,361
What about you, Joanna?
545
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:39,115
Um, could we, uh--
546
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,451
could we, uh...
547
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,744
- What's wrong?
- Are you okay?
548
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,705
All right, people,
let's do this!
549
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,832
I need to tell you something.
550
00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:50,335
- Patricia?
- What's going on, Joanna?
551
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,379
I-I need to tell you all
something, okay?
552
00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,214
Oh, my God, you're scaring me.
553
00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:57,509
No, I just, um, uh...
554
00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:01,429
- The-the thing is...
- I'm not sick.
555
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:05,225
Okay? I-I haven't had cancer
this whole time.
556
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:07,852
I've just been lying.
557
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,980
What?
558
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:22,075
- Um--
- I'm so sorry.
559
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:24,869
- Uh...
- How could you do this to us?!
560
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,705
"All That She Wants"
by Ace of Base
561
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:30,333
She leads a lonely life
562
00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:35,880
She leads a lonely life
563
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,436
When she woke up late
in the morning light
564
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:51,771
And the day had just begun
565
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,649
She opened up
her eyes and thought
566
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,569
"Oh, what a morning"
567
00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:59,696
It's not a day for work
568
00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:01,990
It's a day for catching tan
569
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:05,910
Just lying on the beach
and having fun
570
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,620
She's going to get you
571
00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:10,957
All that she wants
is another baby
572
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,667
She's gone tomorrow, boy
573
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:16,504
All that she wants
is another baby
574
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,797
Yeah
575
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,301
All that she wants is
another baby
576
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:22,969
She's gone tomorrow, boy
577
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:27,974
All that she wants
is another baby, yeah
578
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:38,443
All that she wants
579
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:53,207
No traipsing.
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