All language subtitles for Fun_Bar_Karaoke.1997eeingMole

Written Note: Dad, it's my birthday
tonight let's have dinner together.

I think the model closes her eyes too much.

When?

Right here when she has her
hand on her face.

When she's putting the cream on?

But it should look like that. A bit dreamy.

She looks too sad.

We want her young and clean looking.
That's much better.

Hello.

Hello?

Kaeng, why do you call?

I would like to reserve a table.

Around 8pm in the evening please.

How did things go last night?

We were so damn tired.

Oh?

My wife went to the States.

She brought her dad to
renew his green card.

Congratulations, you
are a free man now.

So are you.

It's not the same for me.

My wife was much better than yours.

And you know she's dead.

You better be careful with a dead wife
and a beautiful daughter like that.

My daughter's always busy
with her advertising job.

She arranges models for
an advertising agency.

Hey, speaking of models.

I've got the perfect one for you.

She was good in bed.
I did her 4 times last night.

She was superb.

What are you talking about?

I'm tired of those you
recommended for me.

They were never any good.

Are you interested?

Her technique was exceptional.
I felt like I was riding an F1 car.

Four times yesterday.
Four freaking times.

We turned all white.

Like riding an F1 car?

Is she fair?

Does she have a long hair?

What's her name?

Yok.

Pardon?

Yok.

Yop?

Yok.

It's Yok.

Hold on, let me take down her number.

Here you go.

Spell it out.

Y..

O..

K.

Yok, that's a cute name.

If you are here with me.

We will watch the moon.

This world will be so blissful.

Because of you, my beautiful one.

See you later, Kaeng.

See you later this evening, boss.

Who the hell are you?

What do you want?

Fucking bitch.

What's up?

Hey.

Look at this.

This is fantastic.

How many times did you do her?

How many times did you do her?

Bastard.

How many times did you do her?

Three times.

But there are four condom packs there.

I see four, you're a fucking liar.

How many times?

Four times.

Four times.

Four times.

Give me this.

Hello.

Yes?

I'm sorry I have to cancel the reservation.

At 8pm tonight.

Yes.

Now, we're onto the
final question of the night.

This is very simple, fortunately.

The words begin with "Sa"

Are you ready?

Yes.

Let's start with the first question.

Begin.

What word begins with "Sa"..

..that is made of concrete.

For cars to travel across.

It's made of concrete.
For cars to travel across.

Sapan. (A bridge)

Sapan. (A bridge)

They're all there. At four junctions.

I'll pass.

Next question.

What lies between waist and legs?

Sadue (A belly button)?

It's not a belly button.

Wrong answer.

It's Sapok. (Hips)

Next Question.

The teenagers love this.

It is sold in 7-11.

It is a drink. A frappe juice.

Is there any "Sa" in 7-11?

Slurpy.

She said Sprite.

Wrong answer.

Pass.

I'll pass.

I'll pass.

It's all over you stupid cow.

I guess she thought saying
pass would win her points.

That's why she keeps saying it.

Damn you, Pu.

You distracted me with that dumb
girl and now I lost the game.

TV is full of half wits.

Let's give her a big round of applause.

Dad forgot my birthday again.

He's so senile.
I'm hardly surprised.

But I left him a note.

Maybe he didn't see it.

I put it on the table by the coffee
cup. He must have seen it.

Maybe he didn't drink coffee.

But I'm watching that
empty cup right now.

Don't you know coffee
destroys your memory?

That will be 37 baht please.

37 baht. Counting.

1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10..

What's up?

How come you count every pile?

Excuse me?

You only need to count one.
Every pile is the same.

I'm not surprised you're only a clerk.

What did you say?

Nothing.

Received a total of 37 baht.

Thank you. Please come again.

So how are you Pum?

Fine thanks.

Did you watch "The Boxer"?

No I was stuck in traffic.

The leading actor was great.

I don't care.

Drinking water, checked.

He's fantastic.

Twelve multiplies by ten.

Somrak is good in his role.

It's as if he's..

It's 8pm.

What's with those glasses.

You know they make you like a hit man.

They make me look cool.

That'll 42 baht.

How much?

42 baht.

2 baht.

Where's the 2 baht?

Can I pay you next time?

Here.

Oh, Pu.

No, you keep it.

Just take it.

It's just a loan okay?

Here, 2 baht.

What are you smiling for?

Nothing.

Thank you. Please come again.

See you later Pu.

Hey.

Look at your eyes.
Fancy him, don't you?

You're crazy.

I keep having weird dreams recently.

My mom was building
a house in my dream.

How is that strange?

In every dream the house gets
more and more completed.

That's strange.

I can see death.

Here, see this?

A fair and skinny woman.

Related to a house.

This will bring death.

This woman could be..

..either your mom or you.

Dad, that could be any
woman building a house.

In your dream what
color is she wearing?

A black suit.

Did she smoke cigarettes?

Yes, she did.

She's building a house alone?

Yes.

When this house is completed,
someone will die.

Who's going to die, dad?

You will if you don't shut up.

Right.

Let's see who will die.

Shit. It's your father.

How did it disappear?

Now, watch carefully.

Look, it will vanish again.

Wow.

It's amazing. Do it again.

Come on, do it again.

No, no. That's enough.

Now who wants to go for supper?

Me.

You coming?

Yes.

You coming?

Yes.

The foreigner has to come
or he can't go home.

Of course.

How about you?

I will go.

And..

Let's postpone the supper.

What?

Why?

Would someone take this
foreigner home please?

No.

Dad.

Dad.

Dad.

Oh, it's you.

Good Morning. How are you today?

Good Morning. How are you today?

Good Morning. How are you today?

Good Morning. How are you today?

I am very well. Thank you.

Good Morning. How are you today?

I am very well. Thank you.
What about you?

I am very well. Thank you.

Can you speak english?

Yes, I can speak english very well.

Are you a college student?

Yes, I..

What's she playing?

Her role?

Housewife.

Housewife?

So how come she looks like a whore?

Look at her mouth and eyelashes.

Is she going to play Chinese Opera?

If you don't understand, Pu.

You just have to ask. To ask.

How come you don't ask?

What's your name?

Annie.

Annie? That's a pretty name.

May I trim your hair a bit?

Sure.

If only half of Thai
actresses had your attitude.

We'd win an Oscar for sure.

What's he playing?

A husband.

A husband?

Pu, come here.

Look.

This is how she should look.

Like this. Can you do it?

Pu, I just have no idea
what's wrong with you lately.

You don't pay attention.

It's like your mind is somewhere else.

How can you build a
house like that?

Fifteen minutes more you have to..

Hey Pu, are you even listening?

Enough, just go home.

Hey Noi, find a freelance.

Hurry up. Anyone will do.

I told you to get out.

The stock market fell again today.

1226.35

And now it's heading
for the lowest point.

What the hell.

You asked me to follow your advice.

After all your boasting,
this is what I get.

You don't have to say a word.
And don't blame it on the economy.

If Kaeng was still alive
I wouldn't be in this mess.

30000 baht?

That's nothing.

I can make 10 times more
selling one of my amulets.

This Buddha is bullet proof,
knife proof and everything proof.

The poor owner was shot dead.

So how come you said
it's bullet proof then?

Yes, but not at close range.

The lord wants to come to you.

If you don't believe me,
try holding it in your hand.

If it's authentic, it'll be hot.

The lord will show you his power.

Come on, just hold it in your hand.

So is it hot?

The moon shines brightly in the sky.

The sky is decorated with stars.

The world is so beautiful just like..

..this blissful city.

The breeze brings the scent..

..of flower all over the land.

Very strongly, I feel..

..I am missing you, darling.

What kind of beauty..

..can be compared to yours?

Your beauty attracts me..

..like no one else does.

If you..

..stay and watch the moon with me.

This world will be..

..so blissful.

My beautiful one.

Dad.

What happened?

A mosquito bite.

Come on, tell me.

What happened?

I'm OK. Just a little drunk.

Come on, let's go.

When the house is completed,
someone will die.

For those born on Thursday,
romance is blossoming.

Could it be Noi?

Why?

It must be Noi.

He was trembling the other day
when you gave him those coins.

Maybe he was drunk?

No, I don't think so.

He was so nervous.

I think he's kind of cute.

You don't like him?

Flirt with him then.

He likes you, not me.

Hey, if he asks you out
for a movie, will you go?

No way.

For those born on Thursday,
romance is blossoming.

Be careful of a car crash
at the end of the month.

Creditors might turn up. Someone
close to you may get hurt or fall sick.

And..

My father.

Your father what?

He cut himself in the toilet.

So cutting himself in the toilet
belongs to what category?

Was is it a car accident
or a creditor turned up?

Hey Pum, this is not a joking matter.

Don't you make fun of it even
if you don't believe in it.

Creditor could be a karmic creditor.

Aunty, you're crazy.

What karmic creditor?

Her father slipped in the
toilet when was drunk.

That's all there is to it.

You don't have the slightest idea.

Pu, go out and buy a coffin.

You're crazy.

Just be quiet.

I ask you to buy a coffin because..

..it will take away bad luck.

Honestly, do you think
a coffin would help?

You are both crazy.

Hey aunty, you haven't paid for your beer.

I'll pay for it next time.

Good morning. How are you today?

My name is Noi.

I am very well. Thank you.

What is your name?

Holy shit.

You've opened all bad cards.

How come?

How old is your father?

Fifty five.

And you?

Twenty four.

Pick 3 more cards.

Here's what you do.

You've got to boil 51 eggs.

And they have to be
chicken eggs, okay?

Then peel them.

At midnight, go outside.

Out of the house?

Yes, you have to be
outside the house.

Rub them on your face to
take away bad karma.

Do it in a circular motion like this.

Rub the first egg clockwise 3 times.

The second one counter clockwise 5 times.

The third one clockwise 3 times.

The fourth one counter clockwise 5 times.

When you have finished
going through all 51..

..bury them all.

Whatever you do don't let
anyone eat them.

They're full of bad karma.

Bury all of them under a rain tree.

By the way, does your
house have a rain tree?

At my house. A rain tree?

I don't think so but we've
got one at the office.

Ah well then bury them at your office.

Where did you get all this from?

From my ancestors.

This is nonsense.

No. I studied it well from a book.

Absolute bullshit.

You're bull shit.

Don't forget don't let
anyone eat those eggs.

When can you do it?

I've got it all planned for tomorrow.

Ask sir Ma to prepare that thing.
I will go get it at night.

Need any backup?

I'm fine alone.

It's troublesome to silence my partner
after finishing off Toeng.

And no one knows about this?

No one knows. I'm doing it alone.

Okay then. Here's half.

Okay?

Sign here.

Oh, you want me to sign too?

Yes. It's our policy.

Sign where?

There.

Here?

Yes.

Done.

It's like this, sir.

I've heard you and Yok
are quite close these days.

Although Yok is close to a lot of regular
guests here, you and her are too close.

From what I know..

You are both close enough..

..to have spent time at her apartment?

Aren't you interested to know
who paid for the rent?

All the furniture and the rent,
I paid for them.

Including that sofa you used.

Sir, she belongs to you?

You could say that.

Why are you telling me all of this?

How come you went to shit so long?
Something wrong?

No.

Are you sure?

Right, sir.

Let's put it this way.

From now on I suggest..

..you keep away from Yok.

Whatever happened between you two.

I'm prepared to forget.

Hold on, sir. What are you on about?

If she really belongs to you..

..then put her on a leash.

I'm not trying to cause trouble.

So am I.

I was just singing and some
assholes pulled me here for a talk.

I think you're totally drunk.

Okay, then.

This is the final warning.

Take good care of yourself.

Especially your stinking mouth.

Sir.

Next time it won't be the rope.

Look at the dot, please.

Open your eyes a little bit.

Now the left eye.

Okay.

It's not as bad as it looks.

But you'll have to wait until
I've checked the xray.

Yes.

1..

2..

3..

4..

5..

1..

2..

3..

4..

5..

Don't let anyone eat the eggs.

Hello.

Pu, come here!

Okay, right away.

Just run through it.

Huh?

Just run through it.

Sure.

Hello.

Sorry you have the wrong number.

No problem.

What the hell.

Hello.

What the hell?

I said wrong number.

This isn't a VD clinic.

Where did you leave those eggs?

What?

The eggs. The hard boiled eggs.

No, I didn't do it.

That's good to hear.

What? Why?

Nothing.

What if I did?

So you did it?

What if.

Oh nothing, my dad
miscalculated the eggs.

Miscalculated?

Yes.

How many did he tell you?

Fifty one.

It should have been fifty two.

He asked me to inform you.
I called but no one picked up.

Hello, Noi.

Hello, Pum.

But I know you're not so
stupid to believe that shit.

Even I feel it's totally bull shit.

How would rubbing your face with
eggs helps getting rid of bad lucks?

Nobody wants to do something like that.

Hello.

Hi.

So little items today?

I'm quite broke.

Let's have it.

Did you watch "The boxer"?

No. I was stuck in traffic.

Pu, did you watch it?

This item, 10 baht.

Hey, Noi.

It's 8pm. What's with the glasses?

What happened to Pu? She looks sick.

Hey, Pu!

Pu.

Pu.

Pu.

What happened, Pu?

Get her some water.

Water.

Pu.

Water.

Water.

Are you getting the water or what?

Here it is.

Hold on.

It's okay now.

Are you okay, Pu?

You should take leave.

So how's your dad?

Forget it, I don't really care.

Poor guy, he got badly beaten up.

He deserved it.

Hey look at that foreigner's big tits.

Where?

There, that one.

Wow.

How come this fridge is filthy?

Pu. Whose cake is this?

It stinks.

I don't know.

Good morning Pu.

Pu.

When do you get off work?

Why?

Are you planning on
getting beaten up again?

When you're finished with your work..

..I was thinking of
cooking dinner for you.

Can you cook?

Of course. Don't judge a
book by it's cover.

Bring Pum along too.
I haven't seen her in ages.

I have to go to work now.

Fine, but what about dinner?

We'll see.

So what kind of soup is this?

Tomato soup.

It's clear tomato soup.

Why?

And here are the various veggies.

Pork, fish and vegetables.

How is it.

The revenue has been decreasing.

About the matter of tax collections,
there might be some better methods..

Still dreaming about your mother?

Yes and now I start seeing
myself in the dream too.

Good. Ask her to stop building the house.

Or snatch it away when she's careless.

But myself in the dream like what
she's building and I even helped her.

Listen. The next time you
dream, take me along as well.

I'll burn that damned house.

See if your father can
overcome his unfortunate events.

Stop kidding around.

Noi.

Noi.

Noi.

Noi.

Hey Pu, what are you doing here?

I'm looking for some foreigners
for a TV commercial.

What about you?

Nothing. Just..

Looking for girls?

No.

Did you find any?

Any what?

Foreigners?

I found 2 but they stink.

They really smell bad.

How many?

Two.

Why do you ask?

What kind of commercials?

So what's the commercial for?

Men's underwear.

Why do you need foreigners?

The sizes are too big.

Size?

They're bigger, you know?

So where are you going now?

I'm going to The Mall Bang Khae.

Bang Khae?

How about you?

I'm going the same direction.
Wanna go together?

Have you got a car?

Of course.

You think I walked?

Yeah.

Really.

Okay, let's move.

Let's go.

Let me help.

Even if it's just a little..

..I feel it with a pure heart.

Day and night passes by amusingly.

I just give you all of my pure heart.

You are the one. He is the one.

Staying together, supporting each other.

Day and night passes by amusingly.

Everyone give others
all of their pure hearts.

Love blossoms. Body and heart.

You and I. We both wish.

Love blossoms. Unburden us
of our grievance..

..physically and mentally.

Love really exists. Love comes true.

Even if it's just a little, I don't mind.

Noi, why don't we get married?

Noi.

What?

I said this is your stop.

Oh, thanks.

Thanks again.

Yes, I am a student.

Where are you going?

I am going to the
United States of America.

I wish dad could see this.
He will like it.

Once it's done he will.

But it is finished, mom.

Not quite. It will be
when there's a picture.

Picture? What Picture?

Dad, what did you break?

A picture. I dropped it.

Watch out for broken glass.

You want some coffee, dad?

Yes please.

There you go.

Be careful.

That's enough. Don't spill it.

What's the picture of?

It's a picture your mother
took a long time ago.

Mom took it?

If I remember correctly, she took it
a day or two after we got married.

See, I bought this piece of land for
her as a present on our wedding day.

She thought one day
she'd build a house on it.

Build a house?

Yes.

So did she build it?

No, she passed away.

Pu.

I'm leaving early today.

I have to see the doctor today..

..and get the picture reframed.

So tonight you are on your
own for dinner, okay?

Can I eat this?

Take it.

Right.

Can you speak English?

Yes, I can speak English very well.

Are you a college student?

I love you.

I love you.

Do you love me?

I'm leaving.

That's alright, never mind sir.

Where did you get them, Noi?

They were broken.
On the day you fainted.

So I took them home to repair.

I don't know if they can be worn?

What are you laughing at?

Some fancy glasses they are.

I don't know. I just..

..used superglue.

Strong stuff, you know?
I still don't know if they work.

Once it's used, it's totally stuck.

They won't break again.

I still don't know if they work.

Are you free on Saturday?

Why?

You want to go see a movie?

Well, if you are not free,
it's totally okay with me.

I guess you are busy.

I'm free.

Really?

And I am too.

Don't butt in.

You always intrude.

Don't butt in, man.

I can't believe this traffic. I have
never seen one in forty years.

I'm stuck here for three hours.

I can only move 2 metres ahead.
It's not even funny.

I see.

Going into town is just as bad.

Be patient. This is Bangkok.

I'm phoning in the second round.

Guess what? I'm still stuck
at the same spot.

The furthest I can move is 3 inches ahead.

Have you had dinner?

Yes. Have you?

No. I haven't.

I heard someone reporting before.
He was stuck for three hours.

I've been here three and a half hours.

I'd like to warn people going inbound
and also people going outbound..

Hello?

Yes, yes. We're listening.

Hello?

Hello?

I'd like to warn people going inbound.
And also people going outbound..

That if they can stop somewhere for
dinner or shopping or some drinks..

Hello?

Yes, please go on.

..please feel free to stop by somewhere.

If you get home before
5am you're lucky.

Yok.

Heaven laughs at me. Is this fate?

Earth takes advantage of my life.

Fate draws the line of the happenings.

God or satan..

..I have no fear

I want to laugh at Heaven.

Don't say it, Earth, that I threaten you.

Heaven and Earth, I have no fear.

Is there anyone better than me,
that Heaven and Earth are afraid of?

One more time.

One more time, come on.

One more time.

You're amazing.

One more time, come on.

I'm going to the loo.

I gotta piss.

Kill him.

You were warned.

Why the fuck doesn't he do it?

Stay still.

Stay still.

Dad.

Dad.

After that, I stopped
dreaming about my mom.

And your dad also stopped having bad luck.

Yes.

Come on, Pu.

It was because he stopped being a playboy.

It had nothing to do with your crazy dream.

Who knows?

Hey Pu, someone should
make a movie about this.

Are you high?

I'm serious.

Famous stars. Lots of music.
Blow up some cars. It'll work.

In this villa, we've created a lifestyle.

At Oraphan Grandville where
happiness and warmth..

..are combined to make a house.

Where you and your loved ones
will say this together..

This is absolute heaven.

Reserve your dream house today and
get a special discount on down payment..

Hello.

Dad, how are you?

See you later, Pu.

Thank you. Please come again.

Hello.

No I didn't forget.

I'll see you tonight, dad.

And happy birthday to
you my dearest father.

Okay, bye.

Hey.

Memorizing that address?