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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,467 Here's what you missed last week. 2 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:06,061 Quinn's pregnant, and Puck's the father, but Quinn's decided... 3 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:08,664 to give the baby to Terri, who's not pregnant, just pretending to be. 4 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,643 - It was her sister Kendra's idea. - We're gonna have to get you a baby. 5 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,770 - Also, Ken proposed to Emma, and she said... - Yes. 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,941 Oh, and Sue got Figgins to make her co director of the Glee Club. 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,416 - Hey, kids. - And that's what you missed on... 8 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:31,392 How did this happen? I look like a crazy person. 9 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:34,024 That's not me. Wow. 10 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,830 I didn't know the vein on my neck could stick out like that. 11 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:38,666 We've been going at it for a week... 12 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:42,265 since the decongestant incident where Figgins brought Sue in to co-run the Glee Club. 13 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:45,743 I'm so ashamed of myself. She's turned me into her. 14 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,149 Look at me. 15 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:55,517 Even in the heat of battle, I'm so elegant... 16 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,078 regal. 17 00:00:57,157 --> 00:01:00,558 I am Ajax, mighty Greek warrior. 18 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:04,461 God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester. 19 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,465 Shut up, Sue. 20 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,502 Look at us. We're even fighting in our voice-overs. 21 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,470 I guess things really started to fall apart a couple days ago... 22 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:15,167 right after Figgins called us into his office for a sit-down. 23 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,505 Sue, Schue, I called you here... 24 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,841 to get the temperature of the Glee Club. 25 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,404 - Great. - I wanted to get a progress report... 26 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:25,474 on how you're working together as co directors. 27 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:27,281 - Well, I think... - In my opinion... No, go ahead. 28 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:28,581 - No, you. - Okay. 29 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:30,122 - Please. - Principal Figgins. 30 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:34,217 - Uh, things couldn't be going more smoothly. - I couldn't agree more. 31 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,930 I don't want to hear any reports... 32 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:45,800 of either of you trying to curry favor from the children. 33 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:48,534 - Am I clear? - Oh, absolutely! 34 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:52,066 As we head into sectionals, I wanna get some feedback. 35 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:55,637 Like, what kind of stuff you guys would like to be doing. 36 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:58,206 Is there anything... any music in particular... that you guys wanna do? 37 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:02,084 Can we maybe try something a little more black? 38 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,487 I agree. We do an awful lot of show tunes. 39 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:06,616 It's Glee Club, not Crunk Club. 40 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:08,684 Don't make me take you to the carpet. 41 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:12,253 Fantastic! Thank you, Mercedes, Kurt. 42 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,493 Duly noted. Anything else? 43 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:16,762 I can pop and lock. 44 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:19,430 Not really what we're goin' for, Mike... 45 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:22,270 but... noted, noted, yes. 46 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:25,539 - And no pitting the kids against one another. - Never. 47 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:28,274 I wanna pit these kids against one another. Am I clear? 48 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,213 Quinn, update. Go. 49 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:33,878 The minority students don't feel like they're being heard. 50 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:37,047 Ah. Chink in the armor, huh? 51 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:41,423 I am going to create an environment that is so toxic... 52 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,724 no one will want to be a part of that club. 53 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:46,959 Like the time I sold my house to a nice, young couple... 54 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:49,695 and I salted the earth in the backyard... 55 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:52,761 so that nothing living could grow there for a hundred years. 56 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,534 You know why I did that? 57 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:57,872 Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs. 58 00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:01,072 Sectionals is coming up. 59 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,138 What are your co director plans? 60 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:06,379 Uh, we were actually... Uh, we're each gonna direct our own number. 61 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:08,852 And we'll be flipping a coin to see who goes first. 62 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:12,221 - It'll be very civilized, very sportsmanlike, so... - Mmm. Yes. 63 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,484 This arrangement is pleasing to all. 64 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:16,961 - Isn't it? - It's great. 65 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,328 Now, let's hug it out. 66 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,163 - I'd rather not do that. - I really don't see that happening. 67 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,433 This meeting doesn't end until I see your bodies touching. 68 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:30,772 It's a technique I learned last week at my leadership seminar. 69 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,311 I will destroy you. 70 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,616 I'm about to vomit down your back. 71 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,122 It's on. 72 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:55,128 - I'm freaking out. - Everything's gonna be fine. 73 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:58,329 Relax. At your age, there's very little chance of anything being wrong. 74 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,201 Awesome. 75 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,764 It is gonna be a little cool to the touch. 76 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:05,936 Can you just be careful with my uniform? 77 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,536 All right. 78 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,946 Speaking of your ages, have you two given any thought... 79 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,678 to what you're gonna do after the baby is born? 80 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,585 Whatever Quinn wants is fine. 81 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:18,783 Well, if it makes a difference, it's a girl. 82 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:36,535 - Hmm. Hey. - Hey. 83 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,841 The baby's fine. Uh, no mutations or anything. 84 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:44,815 Not even any cool ones. 85 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:48,820 Thanks for taking us today. I was too freaked out to drive. 86 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:51,220 Yeah. No problem. 87 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:56,194 Hey. You doing all right? 88 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:59,390 Um, no. 89 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,197 I mean, how am I supposed to take care of a real person? 90 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:06,670 My mom won't even let me have fish. 91 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:09,674 I thought Quinn wanted to give the baby up for adoption. 92 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:13,075 For now, but we both know that's not my call. 93 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:17,075 This sucks. 94 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,449 Get all the stress and the worry and none of the control. 95 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,223 It's cool, Mr. Schue. 96 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,283 You wouldn't understand. 97 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,670 The independent polling company in my Dockers... 98 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,573 has determined you're the hottest girl in this school. 99 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,305 - Ew. - Have you been reading my blog? 100 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,370 Of course not. You're a gossip monger... 101 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:51,383 and your blog is nothing but trash and lies, many of them about me. 102 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:54,784 You'll be happy to know the one I'm working on right now has nothing to do with you... 103 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,118 or your rumored lust for Jew-fros. 104 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,124 It's about Quinn Fabray. 105 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,524 Word on the street is that she's in trouble. 106 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,892 - Where did you hear that? - Are you denying it? 107 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,124 Yes. 108 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,690 Because the same birdie told me you're heartbroken... 109 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:11,931 Finn Hudson didn't choose you to carry his litter. 110 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,979 - What is it gonna take for you to not run the story? - Well... 111 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,676 Ladies' choice. Heads. 112 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:27,811 Tricksters Trick Store? This is Sue Sylvester. You got any of those double-headed coins? 113 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,418 Heads. 114 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:33,652 Awesome. All right. 115 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,717 Following students have been selected... 116 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:38,491 for a special elite Glee Club called Sue's Kids. 117 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:42,091 - Hold on. We agreed not to split up the group. - Aw, come on, Will. 118 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,466 Give me a chance to do things Sue Sylvester's way. 119 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:46,937 Maybe with my proven leadership abilities... 120 00:06:47,006 --> 00:06:49,600 I can help this pathetic group of mouth breathers place at sectionals. 121 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:52,872 We can't even compete in sectionals if we divide up the club, Sue. 122 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:56,005 - It's against the rules. - Really? You need to crack open a book, William. 123 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:59,347 Here. I have. Show Choir Rule Book. Page 24. 124 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,887 Provision 14. Second addendum. 125 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:05,213 "Twelve members must perform for each team. 126 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:08,658 However, not all members must perform every song." 127 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:17,202 Fine. Hey, just go ahead, take all the football players and your Cheerios. 128 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,034 All right, everybody. Listen up. 129 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:23,872 When you hear your name called, cross over to my side of this black, shiny thing. 130 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,673 - That's called a piano, Sue. - Santana! 131 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:30,011 Wheels! Gay kid! Come on! Move it! 132 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:34,176 Asian! Other Asian. 133 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:38,519 Aretha. And Shaft. 134 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:42,152 I don't want to participate in a group that ignores the needs of minority students. 135 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:45,493 - You have got to be kidding me! - I wouldn't kid about this. 136 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,556 And maybe that's your problem. 137 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,897 Bigotry is no laughing matter. 138 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,369 And that's how Sue sees it. 139 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:54,702 Outstanding. 140 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,570 I wanted to remind you to tell that Quinn girl... 141 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,878 not to vaccinate in the hospital. 142 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:07,852 I'm pretty sure those shots made my kids stupid. 143 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,912 Oh. I guess I could use the vaccination money... 144 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,151 to buy the organic crib mattress. 145 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,389 I mean, what are the chances of the baby getting polio, right? 146 00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:18,089 Bye, Kendra. 147 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:21,133 - I hate you, Will! - That was rude! 148 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,361 Don't take the stress of your workday out on me. 149 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,370 I don't wanna take it out on you, Terri. 150 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,532 I just don't wanna feel as powerless in my own home as I do at school. 151 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:32,772 I have to come home and listen to you making major decisions about our son with your sister. 152 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,836 I haven't even felt the baby kick yet... 153 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,075 and the only time I've ever been to an OB/GYN office... 154 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:39,208 was when I took Quinn and Finn for the 10-week ultrasound. 155 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:42,448 You did? How's the baby? 156 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,116 Fine. It's a girl. That's not the point. 157 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,421 Well, what is the point, Will? 158 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:51,327 My point is that I am the father of that baby. 159 00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:00,734 And I'm coming with you to your next doctor's appointment. 160 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:09,641 So what did you have to do to get him to stop? 161 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,683 Let's just say I feel sorry for my dads... 162 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:15,312 'cause they're probably gonna have to dip into my college fund to pay for intensive therapy. 163 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,754 - Whoa! Hard core. - I don't mind. 164 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:20,451 - I did it to protect you. - And Quinn. 165 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,187 - Of course. - Yeah. 166 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:24,991 - We're all teammates. - Hey, I gotta tell you. 167 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:28,158 You really are awesome. 168 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,532 I'm gonna make it up to you someday, I swear. 169 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,442 I need another pair. 170 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,705 - What's wrong with the ones I already gave you? - Look. 171 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:43,271 - Uh, they still had the tag on them. - Put those away! 172 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:46,284 I want Rachel Berry panties. 173 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:48,343 Okay. I expect delivery by tomorrow morning... 174 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:52,118 or the story of Quinn Fabray and the stork goes wide. 175 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:54,682 I feel an urge to kiss you right now. I'm just gonna go for it. 176 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,228 You stop it! 177 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,230 Okay. Sorry. 178 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,595 - I'm k-k-kind of nervous. - I debated not even showing up. 179 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:10,472 I think it's gonna be great. Did you catch Sue's Corner last night? 180 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:14,479 Sometimes people ask me, "Sue, how come you're so sensitive to minorities?" 181 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,515 I'll tell you why. 182 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:21,042 Because I know firsthand how hard it is to struggle as a minority in America today. 183 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,588 I'm 1/16th Comanche Indian. 184 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,988 In fact, I like minorities so much... 185 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,549 I'm thinkin' of movin' to California to become one. 186 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:32,557 Hey, kids. Brought some of my brass buddies with me. 187 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,998 Thought maybe they could help us out a little bit. Okay. 188 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:38,127 So I selected a song that I think will speak to the frustration you've felt... 189 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:41,332 under the failed leadership of Will Schuester. 190 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,936 "Hate on Me," an R & B song! 191 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,104 You like that? Yeah. 192 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:51,616 Changster, I wanna see some of that pop and lock groove you're so famous for. 193 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:54,744 You go to town. And you, Mercedes. 194 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,913 - I want to see some Mariah hands. - I can do that. 195 00:10:56,989 --> 00:11:00,618 - Yeah! - I think we g-got this one, Miss Sylvester. 196 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:03,184 All right. Well, we'll see. Hit it! 197 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,982 Sue. Hey, Sylvester, I'm talking to you. 198 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:09,316 Oh, hey, buddy. I thought I smelled failure. 199 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:12,016 Why'd you take the piano when it was my time up with the kids? 200 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,582 A properly steam-cleaned piano is the key to any successful music group. 201 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,651 You are undermining me in front of these students. 202 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,323 Your delusions of persecution are a telltale sign... 203 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:21,491 of early-stage paranoid schizophrenia. 204 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,558 Sue, I am not done talking to you. 205 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,968 What about all my sheet music? My kids need that music. 206 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,700 Well, Will, the last thing your kids need is chronic sinusitis... 207 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:31,504 from the mildew I feared was infesting that old, moldy paper. 208 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:34,068 - So, what, you sent it away for some testing? - Nah. Burned it. 209 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:37,343 That is it, Sue! This ends right here! 210 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:39,782 A cockfight. Fantastic. 211 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:44,346 We are here for these students. Whatever problems we have, we're gonna get 'em out in the open! 212 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:47,358 You wanna get real? You're right, Will. 213 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:50,987 I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call religious. 214 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:54,624 And you wanna know why? Because I don't trust a man with curly hair. 215 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:59,194 I can't help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there... 216 00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,205 and I find it disgusting. 217 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:03,434 Oh, you are a terrible influence on these kids. 218 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:07,275 - You're dangerous. I think you teach them the wrong lessons! - I don't care what you think. 219 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,975 I have a legacy to protect, William, and Glee Club is a part of that legacy. 220 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,984 And I will win. 221 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:16,954 If it means I have to get you fired to do it, so be it. 222 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,456 Those drinks are crap! 223 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:36,467 Oh! Thanks, honey. 224 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,670 I wanna finish grading these papers first. 225 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:43,078 What, you think the kids weren't drunk when they wrote 'em, hmm? 226 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,411 Listen, honey. 227 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,612 I've been a really crummy wife lately. 228 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,952 Uh, Terri, you're carrying my baby. 229 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,322 I have no right to expect anything more than that from you. 230 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,191 No, that is my sister's marriage, and I don't want it. 231 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,458 Anyway, listen. 232 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,465 Okay. 233 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,764 I think that I might be able to help you with your problems at school. 234 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:08,898 Uh, thanks, Terri, but the last time you helped out at school... 235 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,965 it didn't go over very well. 236 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,739 Eh... 237 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,975 Besides, this is serious. 238 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:20,041 I mean, Sue said she wouldn't rest until she saw me fired. 239 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:24,180 All the more reason. You gotta do whatever it takes, honey. 240 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:28,522 You gotta get down in the gutter if you wanna win this. 241 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:33,020 Sue, a lot of our readers at Cheerleading Today... 242 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,589 - I'm cutting you off. Is this a cover story? - Yes. 243 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,501 Okay. This is all your readers need to know. I'm all about empowerment. 244 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,061 I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear... 245 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:44,200 by creating an environment of irrational, random terror. 246 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,268 Speaking of which... Q! Here, now! 247 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:53,079 - Where are my Cheerios? - Coach Sylvester, they're not academically eligible. 248 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,746 Mr. Schuester flunked them. 249 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,724 This is a travesty of international proportions. 250 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,961 You are jeopardizing my Cheerios' role as goodwill ambassadors... 251 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,059 and I have a call in to the president. 252 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:15,129 I have a Spanish quiz in which one of your cheerleaders misspelled her name... 253 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,573 and answered every question with a drawing of a sombrero. 254 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,874 You can't stand it. You can't stand to see a woman in a position of power. 255 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:24,006 - That has nothing... - Your psychosexual derangement would be fascinating, Will... 256 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,381 if it weren't so terrifying! 257 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,182 Sue, Will did a little research. 258 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:32,382 According to our test records, most of your cheerleaders are functionally illiterate! 259 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:36,451 - Oh, so what? - And why, only last Friday, at the football game... 260 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:40,589 they tried to spell out "Go, team," and they spelled out "To game." 261 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,568 "To game."Since 1992, 95% of your Cheerios... 262 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,627 should have flunked Spanish... 263 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:49,299 and I, for one, am not gonna be a part of it anymore. 264 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,742 Oh, Will, we all know about your devotion to that dying language! 265 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,939 - Dying language? - Let me break this down for you, okay? 266 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,506 I empower my Cheerios to be champions. 267 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,178 Do they go on to college? I don't know. I don't care. 268 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,187 - See... - Should they learn Spanish? 269 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,416 Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners. 270 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:10,394 But if they wanna be bankers and lawyers and captains of industry... 271 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:13,522 the most important lesson they could possibly learn... 272 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,159 is how to do a round off. 273 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:20,069 She is deranged. You know, this all happened on your watch! 274 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:23,267 You have allowed this to go on for years. 275 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,469 Say something! 276 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,980 Oh, plea... Okay! Sue, Will is correct. You're wrong. 277 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,516 - What? - From now on, no free passes. 278 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,575 That's it! There. 279 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:38,111 - See you in Glee Club, Sue. - Don't... touch me. 280 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,092 That is a lawsuit, mister! 281 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,754 I will sue your ass! 282 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,922 What happened to our little agreement, huh? 283 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,993 Will I be uploading a certain video to YouTube this afternoon? 284 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,130 Anti-embolism stockings can be purchased... 285 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:58,336 Oh, Sue. I put it on YouTube myself, and it only got two hits! 286 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:02,870 - Damn! - Let me break it down for you. Nobody cares! 287 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:15,359 No! Not the children! 288 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,691 Move! Move! Move! 289 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,129 - Mmm. - What is this? 290 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,196 Check it out. 291 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,003 I came up with a name that I think would be good for the kid. 292 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,203 Eyes on your own test, Finn. 293 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,739 What's up now, Ronnie? 294 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,510 Anyway, then I read that Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid Apple... 295 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:45,546 and I think that's so cool 'cause you know how much I love apples, right? 296 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:49,924 So I figured we should name our kid something more original and poetic. 297 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:53,089 Then I came up with the best baby name of all time. 298 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,563 - Drizzle! - Drizzle? 299 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,899 Yeah. Yeah. 'Cause you know how awesome it is... 300 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,462 when it's just drizzling outside, but it's not really raining... 301 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,441 so it smells like rain, but you don't need an umbrella to go outside. 302 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,375 - Are you a moron? - What? 303 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:09,846 We're not naming our baby Drizzle. We're not naming our baby anything. 304 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,340 Finish your test, Finn. 305 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,648 Will you give me my test back? 306 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,451 - I just don't understand anything. - That's not my problem. 307 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,754 You are so insensitive! 308 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,193 Bringing up baby names to me when you know I don't want to keep it. 309 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:27,926 - I can't keep it. - I know, but I don't get what you expect me to do about it. 310 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,560 - Not have an opinion? - Hey, this is happening to me too! 311 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,627 No, it's not! 312 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:37,038 You're not the one whose parents will burn her like a witch if they find out. 313 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:40,010 Sometimes I wish you were a little more like Rachel. 314 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,877 - Really? - Yeah. She cares about my feelings. 315 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,942 She sticks up for me. She sticks up for both of us. 316 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,420 She gave that Jacob kid a pair of her underpants... 317 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,981 just to keep him from posting on his blog about you being pregnant. 318 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,619 You think she did that for me? 319 00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:00,624 - Just to be a good teammate? - That's what she told me. 320 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:05,261 I know some guys cheat on their wives or pregnant girlfriends. 321 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,897 Just don't do it with her. 322 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,804 Whoo! Hey! Ho! 323 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,006 Hey! Ho! 324 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,785 Come on now. 325 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,461 Whoo! Yeah. 326 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:13,527 I miss us all being together. 327 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,403 I hope we don't get in trouble for our covert jam session. 328 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,966 If Sue catches us mingling, we're cooked. 329 00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:23,037 She told me if I even talked to one of Mr. Schue's kids, she would shave my head. 330 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,174 And I just can't rock that look. 331 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,185 Even Justin Timberlake is growing his fro back. 332 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,244 - Well, we gotta go, you guys. - No! 333 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,155 Miss Sylvester is expecting us in 10 minutes in the dance studio. 334 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,159 - Oh, man! - Bye! 335 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:36,717 - Bye. - Bye. 336 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,990 - Bye, white people. - Sorry. Bye. 337 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:40,998 Hey! What are you guys doing here? 338 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,261 Just s-s-stopping by to say hello. 339 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,269 - Ah, it's great to see you guys. - Bye! 340 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:47,669 - Bye, you guys. - Bye, guys. 341 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,900 All right. Great news, guys. 342 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,103 Brought the band with me, and I think that we have our number for sectionals. 343 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,169 Mr. Schue? 344 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,408 We don't like what this has become. 345 00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,940 Don't you guys see? That is how Sue wants you to feel. 346 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:03,010 Giving up doesn't help anyone but her. 347 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:06,080 Look, if it were up to me, we would all perform together at sectionals. 348 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,353 But it's not up to me anymore, okay? 349 00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:11,692 Sue's gonna do her song, and we are gonna do ours. 350 00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:16,097 Sue's Kids are singing about hate... literally. 351 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:20,798 So, I thought we would try a kinder approach. 352 00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:24,740 All right. Finn and Rachel, come up here. You're gonna take the leads. 353 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:27,608 Oh, I love this song. Okay. Follow my lead. 354 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,943 Don't wait for me. 355 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,381 So much for togetherness. 356 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,646 Guys, you guys really need to practice this, all right? 357 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,746 Night and day, between classes. It has to be letter-perfect. 358 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,291 - Okay? - You got it, Mr. S. Hit it. 359 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:43,608 Amazing, guys. Bull's-eye. 360 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:46,116 Excuse me. What about us? 361 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:49,051 You expect us to just sway back here like props? 362 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,054 Say it for me again, word for word. 363 00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:55,183 "What about us? You expect us to just sway back here like props?" 364 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:57,558 Perfect. Then turn to the other two and say... 365 00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,654 I think Sue is right about him. 366 00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:01,995 He clearly doesn't like minorities. 367 00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:09,998 Can you imagine in this day and age being discriminated against? 368 00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:13,044 My goodness. The pain you must be feeling. 369 00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:15,102 So your last name's Puckerman, huh? 370 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,648 - Shalom. - Who knew? 371 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:21,809 And poor, sweet Brittany. 372 00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:24,754 Oh, I know the Dutch are famous for being a cold people... 373 00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:26,757 but that's no excuse for treating you... 374 00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:30,659 like some half-price hooker in Amsterdam's famous Red Light District. 375 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:33,960 Well, all I can say is, if you're serious about leaving Schuester... 376 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,364 Sue Sylvester's rainbow tent... 377 00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:40,427 will gladly protect you from his storm of racism. 378 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,947 Hey, babe, you home? 379 00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:55,309 - Hey, what's for dinner? - Oh! 380 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:59,346 - Why don't you get something from takeout, sweetie. - Hey, listen. 381 00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:01,358 I don't expect you to start cooking... 382 00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:04,657 but on nights when you're home first, I think it's appropriate for you to take care of dinner. 383 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:08,665 Wow, you're so forceful. What's gotten into you? 384 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,724 You. 385 00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:12,793 You were right. I stood up to Sue... 386 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:15,738 and now she's begging me for mercy. 387 00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:19,265 Oh, I feel great! 388 00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:21,744 And I have you to thank for it. 389 00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:23,678 I have my moments, huh? 390 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,978 You're gonna have another one this Friday at 4:00. 391 00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:28,849 I made an appointment for us with Dr. Woo. 392 00:26:31,189 --> 00:26:33,953 - My obstetrician. - Yep. 393 00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:37,290 - Oh. - I'm finally gonna get a look at my little boy. 394 00:26:39,698 --> 00:26:42,565 Hey. Pick whatever you want for dinner. 395 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,869 Just not Chinese again. 396 00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:58,579 Who do you think you are? 397 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:01,676 Well, now you know how it felt for me to have my Cheerios snatched away. 398 00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:03,516 I can't do a song with three kids. 399 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:06,148 Not with that attitude. 400 00:27:06,224 --> 00:27:08,818 Look, I'm prepared to cut you a deal. 401 00:27:08,893 --> 00:27:10,827 You pass my Cheerios... 402 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:13,329 and I'll give you back your team of losers and snot faucets. 403 00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,669 Sue Sylvester... 404 00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:23,174 you're gonna have to pry those F's from my cold, dead hands. 405 00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:25,505 Can't wait, pal! 406 00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:31,141 My job is very stressful. 407 00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:34,344 After dentists, obstetricians have the highest rate of suicide... 408 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:36,717 among medical professionals. 409 00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:39,757 Caring for my bonsai relaxes me. 410 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:43,783 - I had a huge crush on the Karate Kid when I was a teenager. - Can we cut the crap? 411 00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:47,093 I guess I'm a little curious as to what you ladies want from me. 412 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:50,362 - Neither of you are pregnant. - Well, Woo... 413 00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:52,403 you delivered all three of my kids. 414 00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:56,770 Each one is dumber than the last. Plus, they all have A.D.D. 415 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:59,867 And, although my husband nor I have red hair... 416 00:27:59,944 --> 00:28:01,878 they are all creepy ginger kids. 417 00:28:01,946 --> 00:28:05,780 - It's caused by a recessive gene. - That's one theory. Do you wanna hear mine? 418 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,683 You gave me too much Pitocin when I was in labor... 419 00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:10,744 and it screwed up their DNA. 420 00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:13,052 That's not a theory. You just made that up. 421 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:16,651 Mrs. Schuester, is your sister on some kind of new psychotropic medication? 422 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:18,753 - Not that I know of. - That's offensive. 423 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,261 - Are you all right? - Shh. Here's the deal, Woo. 424 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,597 My husband does the taxes... 425 00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:28,127 for some very powerful mid size law firms in this town. 426 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:31,403 And I'm sure somebody would be more than happy to take on my lawsuit. 427 00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,671 - You'll never win. - I don't have to win. 428 00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:36,009 There's only two OBs in this town. 429 00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:38,208 You get even the slightest stink on you... 430 00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:40,342 and you can bet that a bunch of your patients... 431 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:42,409 will just close on up their legs... 432 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:44,580 and walk on over to Dr. Chin. 433 00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:46,954 Okay, this is outrageous. 434 00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:50,585 What do you want? 435 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:57,661 Listen here, treasure trail. We're about to have a smack-down. 436 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,761 I don't want to have a confrontation. 437 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:02,864 Don't play stupid with me, stubbles. 438 00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:07,344 I'm having Finn's baby, and you need to back off. 439 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:10,381 I'm asking you as nicely as I possibly can. 440 00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:12,814 Leave him alone. 441 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:18,546 You're right. I-I've helped you not because it's the right thing to do... 442 00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:21,524 but because I had romantic ulterior motives. 443 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:25,859 But just so we're clear, you're the one who's cheating. 444 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,865 - Excuse me? - I have on good authority that you're Sue Sylvester's mole... 445 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:31,333 and you can deny it all you want, but I know it's true. 446 00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:33,336 I have no idea what you're talking about. 447 00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:36,237 Sue is not on your side, Quinn. She's not on anyone's side but her own. 448 00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:39,140 Can you imagine what she's gonna do when she finds out about your situation? 449 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,906 She'll probably try to rip off your uniform with her bare hands. 450 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:44,175 All right. Every time you whisper in her ear... 451 00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:46,649 you empower her to do more damage to the Glee Club. 452 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:49,744 And right now, Glee Club is all you have. 453 00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:52,915 And if I were you, I'd recognize who my true friends are. 454 00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:54,925 And I'd practice a little bit more... 455 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:57,860 because you obviously have a lot you need to express. 456 00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:02,389 Oh, you have no idea. 457 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:55,542 All right, everybody, take five. 458 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,451 We would just like to say that although we find ourselves... 459 00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:13,895 on opposite sides, we hope you enjoy our number... 460 00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,729 - and we look forward to seeing yours as well. - Get on with it! 461 00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:19,031 Enough with the jibber-jabber. Sing something! 462 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,196 Sue, you can't talk to kids that way. 463 00:32:30,381 --> 00:32:31,973 All right, that's it. Come on. 464 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:34,416 She had her chance. Everybody up. We're leaving. 465 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:36,817 I'm sorry. Is there a fire? 466 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,482 No, and that's the point. There is no fire. 467 00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:43,323 You know, it's sad enough that my Sue's Kids are living in squalor... 468 00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:46,363 - and probably on food stamps... - My dad's a dentist. 469 00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:49,059 But for you to drag 'em in here and bore 'em to death? I won't stand for it. 470 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:52,034 Come on, kids. Out. We're goin' for Coneys. My treat. 471 00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:54,537 - All right, that's it! - Really? 472 00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:57,699 You know what, Sue? You've been pretty honest about your feelings for me... 473 00:32:57,775 --> 00:32:59,868 so let me return the favor. 474 00:32:59,944 --> 00:33:04,381 You're rude, Sue. You have no class, and you are a terrible teacher! 475 00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:07,748 - I'll have you know I have my Ph.D. - You got it online, Sue! 476 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,014 You are a failed performer, Will. 477 00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:12,352 You weren't good enough to make it in the real world. 478 00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:16,519 You're not even good enough to run this stupid little club that nobody cares about. 479 00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:19,222 Time after time, Will, you fail! 480 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,322 You spend every waking moment of your life... 481 00:33:21,399 --> 00:33:23,924 figuring out ways to terrify children to try to make you... 482 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,936 feel better about yourself and the fact... 483 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,131 that you're probably gonna spend the rest of your life alone! 484 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:30,572 - How dare you talk to me like that! - Don't you even... 485 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:33,633 Don't you point your... 486 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,213 Enough! 487 00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:40,216 I'm sorry, Mr. Schue... 488 00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,684 Miss Sylvester, but if we wanted to hear Mom and Dad fight... 489 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:45,552 those of us who still have two parents would just stay home on payday. 490 00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:48,285 I agree. Glee Club is supposed to be fun. 491 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,953 And furthermore, I don't like this minority business. 492 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,465 I may be a strong, proud black woman, but I'm a lot more than that. 493 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,796 - I'm out. - M-Me too. 494 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,893 Fellow Glee Clubbers, it would be an honor... 495 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:01,302 to show you how a real storm-out is done. 496 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,636 I encourage you to follow my lead. 497 00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:30,259 Is that necessary? It's nothing I haven't seen before. 498 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:32,427 I mean, I am the one who knocked her up. 499 00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:35,961 Just standard operating procedure. 500 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,838 You okay, Mr. Schuester? You seem upset. 501 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:42,107 Just-Just a little stressed. Bad day at work. 502 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,148 Will, you're about to see your child for the first time. 503 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:46,479 Can you forget about those dancing delinquents for one minute? 504 00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:50,009 You're right. I'm sorry. 505 00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:55,554 Oh, my parents are gonna kill me if I don't come home with a DVD. 506 00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:06,065 Got it right here. 507 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:07,798 All right. 508 00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:11,531 Juno. 509 00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,236 Oh. 510 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,074 - You okay? - Oh, that must be cold. 511 00:35:15,146 --> 00:35:17,171 - Sorry about that. - It's really... Yeah, it's a little cold. 512 00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:28,157 Wow! 513 00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:29,989 That's him! 514 00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:35,189 Oh, hold on a sec. 515 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:38,724 What? I-Is something wrong with him? 516 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,771 Well, not exactly. 517 00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:44,865 This is really embarrassing, but it appears as if your boy is a girl. 518 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:48,036 Oh, my God. Did something happen to his... 519 00:35:48,112 --> 00:35:50,046 No, he never had one. He's a she. 520 00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:52,241 Must have misread the first sonogram. Sorry about that. 521 00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:06,225 Honey, I... 522 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:08,788 I didn't know that having a boy was so important to you. 523 00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:10,800 It isn't. 524 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:17,066 I don't care what she is. 525 00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,200 She's all ours. 526 00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:24,542 I'm just so happy. 527 00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:29,211 No matter what happens... 528 00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:31,915 I want you to remember at this moment... 529 00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:33,923 that we love each other. 530 00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:35,083 Okay? 531 00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:50,333 Hey, Sue. 532 00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:53,434 William. Close the door. 533 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,740 I, uh, wanted to talk to you about the auditorium. 534 00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:02,047 Good. I wanted to come to you, too, but I have no idea where your office is. 535 00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:04,679 - Why don't you have a seat? - Sure. 536 00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:08,819 So I decided to step down as co-head of Glee. 537 00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:13,256 - Really? - Yeah, it's not for me. It's too fruity. 538 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:17,700 I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional unless it's from physical exhaustion. 539 00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:20,236 - Yeah. It did get pretty bad in there. - Yeah. 540 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:22,238 I'd still like to stay on as consigliere. 541 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:25,537 You know, maybe you could show me your set lists before competitions. 542 00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:28,636 - Just so I feel like I'm contributing. - Cool. 543 00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:32,581 You know, I was a VJ for a couple of years. Not MTV, but still. 544 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,711 Why do I feel like I'm about to fall through a trapdoor into a pit of fire? 545 00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:41,349 - Because you don't trust me. - Mmm. 546 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:45,054 I know my methods are extreme, and I know I'm not like the rest of you hippies... 547 00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:48,496 caring about the kids' feelings as if they're real. 548 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:51,434 But I do care about teaching. 549 00:37:51,502 --> 00:37:56,030 And when I coach them, and they win, I win. 550 00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:59,566 And you know how I feel about winning. 551 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:02,135 I do. 552 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:05,512 Look. Who's to say everything I do is a hundred percent on the ball? 553 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,608 No one would say that. 554 00:38:07,685 --> 00:38:12,019 Probably right, but, um, in hindsight... 555 00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:16,185 you were right to shine the spotlight on the fact that those kids are minorities. 556 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:19,093 Because you're all minorities. 557 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:22,530 You're in the Glee Club. Now, there are only 12 of you. 558 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,592 And all you have is each other. 559 00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,696 So it doesn't matter that Rachel is Jewish... 560 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:32,174 - or that Finn is... - Unable to tell my rights from my lefts. 561 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,335 Sure. 562 00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,675 Or that Santana is Latina... 563 00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:38,044 - or that Quinn is... - Is pregnant. 564 00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:45,755 Sorry, Q. It'll be all over the blogosphere by this afternoon. 565 00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:48,815 Now everybody knows... including me. 566 00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:07,644 How could you do that? 567 00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:10,237 Do you have any idea how much pain you caused by running that story? 568 00:39:10,314 --> 00:39:12,248 Sue made me do it. 569 00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:15,649 This was a particularly interesting find... 570 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,654 from today's round of locker checks. 571 00:39:17,722 --> 00:39:20,418 Are these your droopy, white granny panties, Jacob? 572 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,392 Are you an Eve who was born a Steve? 573 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:27,295 Because if you are, I think there's a special school that would better address your needs. 574 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,390 And I think that school is in Thailand. 575 00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:32,129 Rachel gave them to me so I wouldn't run the Quinn story. 576 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,068 What Quinn story? 577 00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:36,072 Quinn Fabray is pregnant. 578 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:42,307 Not a chance. 579 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:46,646 If my head cheerleader was pregnant, jeopardizing the very future of my Cheerios... 580 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:50,414 and thus my teaching tenure, I think she would have come to me. 581 00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:53,321 Quinn Fabray respects me and would never lie to me. Never. 582 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,018 I have three sources confirming. 583 00:40:00,364 --> 00:40:02,730 Please don't expel me. 584 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,927 I'll kill the story. 585 00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:09,032 No. Run it. 586 00:40:09,106 --> 00:40:11,666 I'm sorry, Rachel. 587 00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:15,770 It's okay. 588 00:40:15,846 --> 00:40:18,440 It's okay. 589 00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:20,609 It's okay. 590 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:22,743 It's okay. 591 00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:27,887 Everything's gonna be okay. 50342

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