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I cannot believe my mother
is having an affair.
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I'm having palpitations.
I'm having palpitations.
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Darling, seeing a doctor
does not necessarily mean
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they're being intimate.
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Oh, please. When I see a man, you
don't think I'm intimate with him?
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Not if he sees you.
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You know, sweetheart, I went through
the same thing with my parents.
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It's totally beyond
your control.
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Why aren't you as shocked as me?
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Well, I'm, you know, European.
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Things are a little
more accepted there.
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It's looser. It's freer.
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It's... so wrong.
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My mother is not European.
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She's a middle-aged
Jewish yenta,
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that should be going to see a
doctor for intestinal problems.
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That I can believe.
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I just heard about the affair.
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Oh, don't worry, Franny,
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your father's a very good man.
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Sylvia wouldn't throw
that away for some fling.
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- No.
- Exactly.
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Yetta's absolutely right.
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I'm sure this thing with your
mother and her doctor won't last.
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My daughter's dating a doctor?
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Whoo-hoo!
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran ♪
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Oh, doctor.
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I am so flattered, but I
have to tell you the truth.
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I am wearing a little makeup.
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No!
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You've changed your hair,
haven't you?
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Did it get lighter from the sun?
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Yeah, the sun.
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Yeah. I notice every
little thing about you.
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Including how much you love...
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Oh, my God! Samples!
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Got swabs! Oh, handy wipes!
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Antibacterial ointment!
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Oh, you are so extravagant!
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You know, my daughter is giving
me the third degree about you.
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She can't wait to meet you.
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Are your kids doing
the same about me?
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Oh, no, my daughters
respect my privacy.
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They know that when I'm
ready I'll introduce you.
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They would never intrude
in my private life.
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So, Miss Blodget.
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What are your symptoms?
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Well, I'm sick and I'm nauseous.
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I think I had some
bad Italian at an affair.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, let's try
your reflexes first.
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Okay.
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Sorry, you know how weird
those nerve connections can be.
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I want to look in your ear.
Do I need to put on a cup?
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( laughs )
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Is that your family over there?
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- Yeah.
- You have a lovely wife.
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I did. Lost her nine years ago.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Did I say nine years?
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I can't believe
it's been that long.
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This picture we took on our last
anniversary. We went to Hawaii.
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Your hair was so dark
and you were so tan.
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That's Don Ho.
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Your wife was very beautiful.
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She was, wasn't she?
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You know what you miss the most?
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The little things.
Her perfume. Her laugh.
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The look on her face whenever
I would surprise her.
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Tickets for a Sunday matinee.
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You mean you didn't spend your
Sundays sitting in front of the TV
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spitting out peanut shells
watching the football game?
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My wife hated sports.
So I gave them up.
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If you didn't want to direct my
school play, why did you say yes?
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Because you asked me before
they were married and pregnant
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and I thought I still had
a shot with your daddy.
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Maxwell, will you tell
her the director is God?
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She's rehearsing us
until 2:00 in the morning.
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It's because you stink!
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C.C., what do you
expect when you choose
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"Antony and Cleopatra"
for a grammar school?
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Oh, how hard is it
to play a pushy broad
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who runs around half-naked
with too much makeup on?
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Have you learned nothing
from your mother?
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( Phone rings )
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You're all off-script
tomorrow, or you're out. Talk.
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- Help me.
- Oh, sweetheart.
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You open Saturday
and you're still not off-script?
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All right.
Well, this is just great.
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The kid playing the messenger
is grounded for cheating.
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All I did was slip him a few answers
so he could get to rehearsal on time.
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Well, C.C., can't you just cast
some other kid in the part?
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Who? He was perfect. He looked like a
weak, tired old man beaten down by life.
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Who am I going to find
to play a part like that?
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What?
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Maxwell, wouldn't Niles
be perfect
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for that part
in our sitcom in LA?
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Me? What part?
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Oh, if only there were a way
I could see him on-stage first.
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Me? What part?
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C.C., I don't think
this is a very good idea.
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You're always trying
to hold me back.
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You're just terrified that
people are going to find out
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that someone in this house
has more talent than you.
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You know what? Break a leg.
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Oh, honey.
We are in so much trouble.
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This guy that mom is seeing,
he's handsome, he's romantic,
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he's a doctor.
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He can park wherever he wants.
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Daddy would have
an affair with him.
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Sweetheart, are you sure your mother
isn't just going through a phase?
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I would like a word in private
with Miss Blodget, please.
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How dare you interfere
with my affairs?
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Affairs?
How many you having, Mom?
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Why are you doing this to me?
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I have never interfered
in your personal life.
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Oh! Please!
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Let there be a witness,
no one will believe this.
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Ma, how could you
do this to daddy?
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Don't you realize how
much he loves you?
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Darling, the only time your father
looks at me with desire in his eyes
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is when I'm holding a chicken.
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You know what he gave
me for my birthday?
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A standing rotisserie
that drips the fat off.
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Is that stupid or what?
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I thought you'd like it.
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Fran, your father doesn't
talk to me anymore.
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If at least he fought with me,
that's life, but indifference?
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I can't live with that.
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But, ma, if you and
daddy have problems,
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why don't you go
see a professional?
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I am.
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Fran, you're my
daughter and I love you,
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but you have no idea
what I'm going through.
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Ma, I'm sorry but I cannot
and I will not accept this.
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Then you and I no longer
have anything left
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to say to each other.
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Oh, yes, there is!
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That fatless rotisserie
was a great gift!
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What happened?
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I just broke up with my mother.
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You know, I'm very impressed with
how you're handling the fact
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that your mother
decided to show up.
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Well, honey, I'm a big enough
person to set my differences aside.
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Today's day is all about Gracie.
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Tell me, messenger, what
news bring you from Caesar?
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Tell her that she is not going
out for Chinese
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with us after.
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Tell her that I would be
happy to get it to go.
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Could you two be quiet?
My son is in this play too!
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Big deal, what is he
playing? The camel?
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And don't you yell
at my daughter.
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She's pregnant
with my new grandchildren.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Tell her that when her
morning sickness kicks in,
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a little warm
seltzer would help.
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- Oh, my mother always said...
- Tell her!
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Warm seltzer helps.
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Tell her thank you.
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I ask you, messenger, what
news bring you from Caesar?
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That big kid stinks.
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Oh, there's my adorable husband.
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You know, honey, I am so glad that you
set up your office here at the house...
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( Max thinking )
She's made up with her mother,
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so now she's going
to nudge the father.
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So, if I don't get out of here soon,
she's going to ask me to do something.
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Oh! I'll make up a meeting.
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Wonderful husband you are.
So what do you say?
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Will you stick around
and help me out with daddy?
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Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
I'm afraid I have a meeting.
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Oh.
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You know, they called
and cancelled that meeting.
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Oh, well, in that case
I'm free as a bird.
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( Max thinking ) She
cancelled my fake meeting!
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( doorbell rings )
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I'll get it!
I'll get it!
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Hello, sweetheart!
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- What's in the bag?
- Hey, I'm no idiot.
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There's a lot of thieves
out there that want these.
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Daddy, they don't even want
the car. Come, sit down.
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Hey, you're looking
pretty good, kiddo.
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- Thank you.
- So, what's up?
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You invite daddy to brunch. You
got something on your mind, huh?
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Somebody? Come on. Sit down on daddy's
lap and tell me all about it.
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- Come on, tell me all about it.
- Daddy... Dad! Dad!
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I'm pregnant, Daddy! Daddy!
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Well, you know, this weekend is yours
and mommy's 40th wedding anniversary.
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And I was just thinking maybe the four of
us could go out for some romantic dinner
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and dancing
at the Skylight room?
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What would I do there? I wouldn't
know what to do in a place like that.
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- I don't fit in there.
- Sure you do, Daddy.
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You're eating
the paper off the muffin.
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God!
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You would make mommy very happy, and you
wouldn't even have to buy her a gift
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because you can give her,
like, a real fantasy night.
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Hey, wait a minute. We don't
get into that kinky stuff.
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One time, we ate cheesecake
off each other in bed,
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but that's only 'cause nobody
wanted to get up for a napkin.
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I'm talking about being
debonair. Romantic.
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Send her flowers.
Fawn over her.
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Are you crazy? If I sent
your mother flowers
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for no reason, she'd think
I'm fooling around.
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Daddy, take the risk.
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I think mommy's feeling just
a little bit underappreciated.
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You're talking crazy talk. Your
mother's a very happy woman.
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She's not, Dad.
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Bringing home a case of Heinz vegetarian
beans does not a happy woman make.
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Franny, come on, you don't
know what you're talking about.
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Dad, she was over here!
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She talked to me.
She's not happy.
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Did she mention
the beans specifically?
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Would you genug with the beans already?
You're going to lose her, pa.
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If you don't smarten up,
you are going to end
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up spending the rest of
your life without her.
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- Now, is that what you want?
- No, of course not!
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I mean, we're a team. Morty
and Sylvia. We belong together.
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All right, well then here's
what you're going to do.
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You're going to go out
with us to the restaurant,
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we're going to celebrate your anniversary
and you are going to romance your wife.
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Okay, you've got a deal. Just
let me know when, that's all.
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It's Saturday night.
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Saturday? Hey,
the Islanders are playing!
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Daddy!
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All right, all right, I'll tape.
I'll tape.
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00:14:27,098 --> 00:14:29,633
- Hello.
- Hello.
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Heard you laid
a big egg last night.
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( Dance music playing )
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This place is so romantic,
isn't it, Daddy?
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00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,735
Huh? Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.
243
00:15:05,736 --> 00:15:08,872
Sylvia, how about I order
a skirt steak for two?
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Morty,
this is a fancy restaurant.
245
00:15:12,877 --> 00:15:14,744
They don't have skirt steak.
246
00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:16,746
I'd like a Beef Ellington.
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00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:22,719
Oh, God, they're talking about
skirt steaks. How embarrassing.
248
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,857
Just order Beef Ellington
for the table.
249
00:15:26,858 --> 00:15:30,060
Say, Morty, I bet every man
in the place
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wishes he could
change places with us right now.
251
00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,665
Why?
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00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:38,768
I'm sitting under a vent here.
It's blowing now.
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00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:41,805
- Sylvia, want to switch?
- Daddy!
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00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:45,842
What? What? Your mother's got hot flashes.
She'd like a breeze.
255
00:15:47,845 --> 00:15:52,182
Besides, I want the most beautiful woman
in this restaurant to be comfortable.
256
00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:54,985
What?
257
00:15:54,986 --> 00:15:56,320
I'm trying to be nice.
258
00:15:56,321 --> 00:16:00,557
Well, cut it out.
It's unsettling.
259
00:16:00,558 --> 00:16:02,692
Sylvia, I'm trying
to treat you special.
260
00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:04,561
Why now, all of a sudden?
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00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:07,964
Because...
because she said I should.
262
00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:12,802
Franny, this is no good.
This isn't me.
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00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:17,741
I'm not comfortable.
I've got to get out of here.
264
00:16:17,742 --> 00:16:19,809
Did you say something
to your father?
265
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:23,713
No. He did.
266
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:42,166
Daddy, Daddy, come out here.
I need to talk to you.
267
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:46,002
Oh, excuse me.
Your fly's open, sir.
268
00:16:46,003 --> 00:16:48,738
Daddy, I have to talk to you.
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00:16:48,739 --> 00:16:52,642
Oh, my God!
What are you doing here?
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00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:55,345
- Well, I was just walking...
- You two know each other?
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00:16:55,346 --> 00:16:59,883
Yes, this is that doctor that mommy's
been seeing because she's got...
272
00:16:59,884 --> 00:17:03,053
You know, that... that,
ah... she's got that, ah...
273
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:06,323
- Carpel Tunnel Syndrome.
- Carpel Tunnel Syndrome.
274
00:17:06,324 --> 00:17:09,659
Daddy, who's been married to my mother
for 40 years, this is Dr. Rosso.
275
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,761
- Oh, how do you do?
- The same.
276
00:17:11,762 --> 00:17:14,898
Look, look, Franny, I'm sorry
that your mother's upset with me,
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00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:18,969
I really am, but look, I'm just not the
kind of guy she needs or wants anymore.
278
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:21,371
Your mother's at the
point of her life I think...
279
00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:25,275
Your mother needs somebody like...
somebody like a guy like this.
280
00:17:25,276 --> 00:17:29,045
No, she doesn't! She does not.
281
00:17:29,046 --> 00:17:32,116
- Dad, don't you love her?
- Well, of course I love Sylvia.
282
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:35,752
I'm crazy about her. All right, so
look, I forget things once in a while.
283
00:17:35,753 --> 00:17:40,124
I forget things like birthdays. I forget
to talk to her during a commercial.
284
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,859
But she's got to know how
much I care about her.
285
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:46,230
Daddy, and I meant him...
286
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,133
How's she going to know
if you don't tell her?
287
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,235
You are going to lose her,
you know.
288
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,537
Some other guy could come along.
289
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,741
I think that you guys
have exceeded the amount
290
00:17:55,753 --> 00:17:57,874
of time two men should
stay in a men's room.
291
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,576
No, no, no.
Let him finish. Go ahead.
292
00:17:59,577 --> 00:18:03,046
Some other guy could
come along and tell Sylvia...
293
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:11,721
all the things she really
wants to hear from you.
294
00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:16,293
Come on, Daddy.
295
00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:25,068
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
296
00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:27,904
I know you don't see this
right now, but trust me,
297
00:18:27,905 --> 00:18:30,774
someday you'll
thank me for this.
298
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:44,921
Sylvia...
299
00:18:47,892 --> 00:18:49,652
Sylvia,
I don't want to lose you.
300
00:18:53,064 --> 00:18:57,100
I'm sorry if... if I didn't
do or say the things that
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00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:59,203
made you feel like
you were appreciated.
302
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,205
I'm sorry.
303
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:04,508
I don't know where
the hell our 40 years have gone.
304
00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,510
I look at you
305
00:19:06,511 --> 00:19:09,879
and I see a sweet
little 16-year-old girl,
306
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:14,251
behind a candy-counter
at Woolworths
307
00:19:14,252 --> 00:19:16,986
wearing a pale blue dress.
308
00:19:16,987 --> 00:19:19,223
And you eating that
chocolate-covered cherry
309
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:22,859
with the juice dripping down
your mouth.
310
00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:26,263
It was marzipan.
311
00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:29,032
You remember my blue dress?
312
00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:32,269
I remember a lot of things,
Sylvia.
313
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:35,972
I just don't know why you
don't know how I feel.
314
00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:40,877
I tell you now, Sylvia, I...
315
00:19:40,878 --> 00:19:42,279
God, I love you.
316
00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:50,987
I love you too. I just...
317
00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:54,725
I just don't feel
special anymore.
318
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:56,560
Our life, it's like...
319
00:19:59,697 --> 00:20:03,333
There are no surprises anymore.
320
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:09,172
No surprises, eh?
321
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:13,577
You want a surprise?
I'll give you a surprise.
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00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:20,584
♪ The very thought of you ♪
323
00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:23,219
♪ And I forget to do ♪
324
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,221
♪ The little ordinary things ♪
325
00:20:25,222 --> 00:20:29,893
♪ That everyone ought to do ♪
326
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:34,298
♪ I see your face
in every flower ♪
327
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:38,034
♪ Your eyes in stars above ♪
328
00:20:40,004 --> 00:20:43,807
♪ It's just the thought of you ♪
329
00:20:43,808 --> 00:20:47,076
♪ The very thought of you ♪
330
00:20:47,077 --> 00:20:50,314
♪ My love... ♪
331
00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:02,426
Well, I don't think you have
to worry about your mother
332
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,761
leaving your father anymore.
333
00:21:07,064 --> 00:21:08,732
What?
334
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:10,701
Why don't you ever sing to me?
335
00:21:41,065 --> 00:21:42,933
Oh...
336
00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:52,042
You got a lousy review in
a grammar school news flyer.
337
00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:53,744
Get over it.
338
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,416
Do you think my British
accent sounds fake?
339
00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,988
( Jazz music playing )
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