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Great, big, nasty, penises.
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Happily on previous...
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- No one believes in me.
- ALL: We believe in you.
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- You're shot.
- Yeah, but it's a heart attack
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I just had that's
really got my attention.
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Gotta join a spin class, eat more kale.
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Amanda, it's me. Where are you?
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He's got her. It's gotta be him.
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- Who has her?
- Sonny Shine.
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Amanda's a goddamn pit bull.
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She can take care of herself.
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[SCREAMING]
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The guy you're looking for
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reminds me of a fellow we all knew.
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Ended up hanging himself.
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He had a kid, that one.
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Wound up institutionalized.
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I wonder some nights,
where's that little boy?
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I know who's naughty and who's nice.
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You wanna stay with me, don't you?
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With my other nice kids.
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You can't touch me
unless you believe in me.
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[STRUGGLING]
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What the hell am I?
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I'm an errand boy for psychopaths.
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But once I get that
password, those days are over.
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- We get Blue, we get your kid.
- Ow.
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Maybe this is the moment
that I can stand for something
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other than just my own skin.
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- Nick, hurry!
- [GRUNTS]
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- Hailey!
- Too late. She's gone.
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All right, "Monkey Pants" callbacks,
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August 16.
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All right, go ahead. Slate it.
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Oh, uh, Benji Peters, A.T.P.
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I'm 5'4" and I'm auditioning for...
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Really? You think we should
put on our Monkey Pants?
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That sounds fun.
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You know what it means when
we put on our Monkey Pants.
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It means it's time to Monkey Dance!
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[CHUCKLING] Yeah!
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Lenny Donnelly, 5'6".
I'm auditioning for...
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It means it's time to Monkey Dance!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, stop! ♪
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Monkey Time! [MIMICS MONKEY]
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Uh, excuse me?
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And you are?
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Sheinberg, Louis, J.
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Uh, I don't see you on our...
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Excuse me, who are you repped by?
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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- Uh, Mr. Sheinberg, is it?
- [EXHALES]
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[GLAM ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Ow don't wet your
bed, take all your meds ♪
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♪ Look a woozy wainbow
inside your pretty heads ♪
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♪ No more monkey pants ♪
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♪ I put you in a trance ♪
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♪ Let's have some joie de vivre ♪
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♪ Just like they do in Paris, France ♪
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[GRUNTING SOFTLY] Security!
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♪ Ah... ♪ No! No!
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Hey! [LAUGHS CRAZILY]
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Choke on my pearls, you swine!
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[LAUGHING] This is the future!
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I am... I am the future!
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[CELL PHONE BUZZING]
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The kids are gone, Mr. Shine.
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- All of them?
- All of them.
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[DARK MUSIC]
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["DECK THE HALLS"]
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♪ ♪
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[GROWLS]
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- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- [SCREAMING]
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♪ Fa la la la la ♪
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Listen to you sing.
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You're a regular little Bitch Perfect.
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♪ Jingle Bells ♪
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♪ Knife your mother's guts ♪
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♪ Twist it all the way ♪
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What was that? Hmm?
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[GRUNTS] I'll kill her, Merry.
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You're gonna watch her die. [WHIMPERS]
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[CHUCKLES] Oh, I don't think so.
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[GRUNTS, LAUGHS]
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But I'll tell you what.
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I'll make sure to send
an invite for her funeral
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to your cell at Rikers.
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You won't be able to attend, of course,
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but feel free to send flowers.
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Mm-hmm, that's right.
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Your leverage over me
is resting peacefully
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in a body bag at County.
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Worse Christmas ever, huh?
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- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- [SCREAMING]
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["DECK THE HALLS"]
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[SOMBER MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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It is my fault.
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She believed in me and I failed.
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Look at me. I'm fading away.
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I... my color, my coat.
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I used to be as blue
as a blueberry snow cone
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and now I... You're still very blue.
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♪ ♪
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- [RECORD SCRATCHES]
- Holy shit!
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[GRUNTING]
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Could we make this quick?
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I plan on being at home in
front of a crackling fire
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by Christmas morning.
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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- Where is he?
- Saint Nick.
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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Ah! Ah!
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[GROANING]
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Psycho Claus, you're
gonna tell me where he is
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or I'm gonna treat you like
my Christmas Day turkey.
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Complete with lead pudding.
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Oh, he took her. Didn't he?
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Well, he is a collector.
I've known that for years.
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You probably got a lifetime
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of psycho-sexual therapy
bills headed your way.
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That is...
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if she survives.
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[GRUNTS]
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- [GUN CLICKS]
- Nick, no. No.
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- [SIREN WAILS]
- Nick, I got something.
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I think I know how to find Santa.
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Nick, my plan involves torture.
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There once was a lonely little boy
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that talked to a sock...
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And an Imaginary Friend was born.
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But you left that little boy. Why?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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You're wasting your time.
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- Am I?
- [STATIC, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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["STUCK IN THE MIDDLE" BY
STEALERS WHEEL PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Well I don't know why
I came here tonight ♪
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♪ I got the feeling that
something ain't right ♪
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♪ I'm so scared in case
I fall off my chair ♪
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♪ And I'm wondering how
I'll get down the stairs ♪
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♪ Clowns to the left of
me, jokers to the right ♪
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♪ Here I am stuck in
the middle with you...♪
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Please, no!
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I'm looking at you, I'm thinking:
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Footsies are just about the
most ticklish things ever.
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I wonder if that goes
for stinky socks too.
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♪ Losing control and I'm
all over the place... ♪
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Sweet baby Jesus... [LAUGHING]
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Oh, no, please. [LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Please!
- Was that as good for you
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as it was for me? What
kind of monster are you?
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I'm Imaginary Friend.
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We're all Imaginary Friends.
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A brother and sisterhood of
strawberry frosting and dreams.
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And you've been a very bad sock.
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- No.
- You abandoned your friend
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when he needed you the most.
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You left him alone
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with nothing but a little
yarn, a few buttons,
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and the whack-a-doodle
thoughts inside his head.
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Didn't you?
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[EMOTIONALLY] I'm so ashamed.
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He saw things.
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Things no child should ever see.
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They drugged him, locked him away.
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I was all he had.
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But he didn't stay locked up forever.
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I kept thinking,
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"He'll grow up, he'll leave me behind."
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But it never happened.
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He didn't want to grow up.
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Ever.
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And then he started to hurt people.
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I couldn't bear to watch
what he did to them.
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[CRIES] So I ran.
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[SOBS]
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[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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I know you all feel
scared and abandoned.
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The day always comes when our
friends don't need us anymore.
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But right now, someone does need you.
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This is your chance to do something.
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To have a purpose for
maybe the last time.
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We may have lost our friends,
but we found each other.
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Together, we can do things
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no one ever imagined.
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We just have to believe.
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We believe in you, Happy.
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ALL: We believe in you.
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♪ ♪
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Now tell us where he is.
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[GULPS]
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[DARK MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Well, this has turned
into a hot little mess,
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now hasn't it.
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♪ ♪
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There's gonna be some very
unhappy goddamn campers
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when those packages don't
show up on Christmas morning.
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Hope you're pleased with yourself.
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And really, what's your daughter?
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What's one little girl?
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There'll be thousands more just like her
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in the audience tonight.
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I mean, is it really worth all this?
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I guess it's just a
matter of perspective.
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[GRUNTS, BREATHES HEAVILY]
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You'll be erased.
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This is the future and
you're not a part of it.
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♪ ♪
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I'm the future.
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[SCOFFS]
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Children... [LAUGHING]
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Chil...
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"Children are the
future." That's very good.
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That's... touché.
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Yeah, you're on a roll.
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And soon to be...
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in a hole.
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♪ ♪
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Bam!
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[HUMS]
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Oh, it's a gift from
the Sultan of something.
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I'm gonna go get dressed.
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Remember? It's the Wishtacular?
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It's tonight.
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At least one of us has
something to look forward to.
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Clean up all this ugly stuff.
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["O TANNENBAUM" PLAYING]
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They want you to look all grown up,
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but you're not grown up.
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- You're little.
- ALL: ♪ O Tanennbaum... ♪
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[WHISPERS] Like you should be.
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Yeah.
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Grown ups...
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they try to steal everything...
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that makes you special.
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It makes me so mad.
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It makes me wa...
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- Makes me want to...
- [GRUNTS]
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Oh. I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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♪ ♪
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I'm sorry.
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♪ O Tannenbaum... ♪
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[SIGHS]
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[DISTANT THUDDING]
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We have to go.
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[THUDDING]
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[DARK MUSIC]
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[GRUNTS]
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And here we are yet again.
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Come on, Nick. This way.
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I want to remind you,
we're here on the word
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00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,090
of a sock puppet. I mean...
262
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,119
♪ ♪
263
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:11,050
This whole thing just seems
a little sketchy to me.
264
00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:14,320
What I'm saying is, this, uh...
265
00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:16,959
so-called intel source of yours,
266
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,699
you sure he's on the level
267
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,729
and not just blowing
powdered sugar up your ass?
268
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:23,299
Trust me, Nick. He was highly motivated.
269
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:24,489
♪ ♪
270
00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:27,139
- Uh?
- This is it.
271
00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,669
[GRUNTS]
272
00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:30,039
♪ ♪
273
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,739
[SIGHS] All right.
274
00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,879
[SNIFFS] Show 'em to me.
275
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,110
So you're telling me
that this door leads
276
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,079
to a dark subterranean lair
277
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,749
right underneath Gimbel Brothers
278
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:42,950
where Shitty-Pants Santa,
who's neck I'm gonna break
279
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,820
when I find that son
of a bitch, took my kid?
280
00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:48,789
And I am fully aware that
I am talking to a unicorn,
281
00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:50,590
but I gotta tell you,
282
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,689
even my credulity has its limits.
283
00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:53,890
[LOCK CLICKS]
284
00:12:55,430 --> 00:13:02,439
♪ ♪
285
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,339
All right then.
286
00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:07,340
[BELLS JINGLING]
287
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:13,219
♪ ♪
288
00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:16,190
[LAUGHING]
289
00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,759
Where are we going?
290
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,190
♪ ♪
291
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,230
[GRUNTS]
292
00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:29,780
Toyland.
293
00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,839
Toyland.
294
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,139
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
295
00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:42,149
[DOOR CREAKS]
296
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,980
[GRUNTING]
297
00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:51,390
[STRAINING]
298
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:58,899
♪ Toyland ♪
299
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,729
♪ Toyland... ♪
300
00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:04,199
[LAUGHS] Toyland.
301
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:07,300
♪ Little girl and boy land ♪
302
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,839
♪ If you dwell within it ♪
303
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,209
♪ You're very happy there ♪
304
00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:17,010
♪ Within it childhood joy land ♪
305
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:21,219
[GIGGLES] ♪ Mystic merry toy land ♪
306
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,750
♪ Once you cross its borders ♪
307
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:28,289
♪ You can never go back again ♪ [LAUGHS]
308
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:35,330
♪ Never return again ♪
309
00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:36,900
[MUSIC STOPS]
310
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:43,310
- [GRUNTING, MUTTERING]
- [METAL CLANGING]
311
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,820
I used to have a pretend friend.
312
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,999
[MUSIC RESUMES, FADES IN SLOWLY]
313
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,929
Like you.
314
00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:10,199
♪ Toyland... ♪
315
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,339
[LAUGHS]
316
00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:14,400
♪ ♪
317
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:17,909
But now I have new friends.
318
00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:20,809
So many friends.
319
00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:22,279
[DARK MUSIC]
320
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:26,719
♪ Once you pass ♪
321
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:30,750
♪ Its borders ♪
322
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:34,359
♪ You'll never... ♪
323
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,359
[DARK MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
324
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,760
♪ ♪
325
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:42,090
[SCREAMS]
326
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:56,059
- Mr. Shine...
- Oh! God.
327
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,969
You look like a cruise
ship got torpedoed
328
00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,730
with Liberace's corpse.
329
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:01,890
I don't know who you are.
330
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:04,770
But I'm not interested.
331
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,379
Who let you in here?
332
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,409
Backstage pass.
333
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:10,109
Oh, you're a cop.
334
00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:12,749
I've been meaning to get
to those parking tickets.
335
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,080
Just came from your studio, Sheinberg.
336
00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:19,089
Don't have to tell you
what we found there.
337
00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:21,089
I have facilities all over.
338
00:16:21,090 --> 00:16:22,859
I rent them out when
I'm not in production,
339
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,729
which I'm not.
340
00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:27,359
[INHALES] Russians,
341
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,799
Chinese, Saudis.
342
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,560
God only knows what
they do on those stages.
343
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:36,670
[THUMPING]
344
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:41,710
I've had cops before.
345
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,549
Sexually, I mean.
346
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,010
It's over.
347
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:48,849
- Excuse me?
- All this.
348
00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:50,489
The Man Who Made Christmas.
349
00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:52,719
The Three Wishes Guy.
350
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,670
I'm bringing you down.
351
00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:59,599
How cute.
352
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,460
Is there anything else
I can help you with?
353
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:02,529
Yeah.
354
00:17:02,530 --> 00:17:04,150
Amanda Hansen.
355
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,699
[CLEARS THROAT]
356
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,600
Is this about that delusional woman
357
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,709
who showed up at my office today?
358
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:13,879
Yeah, she seemed to be
suffering from some sort of
359
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,709
paranoid schizophrenic episode.
360
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,910
Yeah, probably something she saw on TV.
361
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,779
[SQUEAKS]
362
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:23,789
[CHUCKLES] I'm no doctor.
363
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,249
[WHISPERS] It's on the wrong foot.
364
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,010
Where is she?
365
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,430
[GRUNTS]
366
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:33,459
I get it.
367
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:35,460
You're untouchable.
368
00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:38,969
Probably got the bad dirty
on everyone who's anyone
369
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,739
all the way up the chain.
370
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:43,409
You're like a nuclear reactor.
371
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,509
You go down, you bring
everyone down with you.
372
00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:47,879
I've gotta be on stage in a few minutes.
373
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:51,549
[DARK MUSIC]
374
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:54,630
It's the Sonny Shine Wishtacular.
375
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,919
I'm sure you've heard of it.
376
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,560
We raise millions for
disadvantaged children.
377
00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,530
You can go on stage,
378
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,520
wiggle your ass and twinkle your toes
379
00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:05,659
for all your adoring fans.
380
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:10,029
And then I'm gonna drag you
off in cuffs on live television.
381
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:13,170
It'll be as shitty as you
looking right into the cameras
382
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,639
and telling the whole world
there ain't no Santa Claus.
383
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,670
I know you'll be out
before the ink dries
384
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,990
on your arrest report,
but you'll be walking out
385
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,449
to a wasteland formerly
known as your career.
386
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,479
♪ ♪
387
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,549
Hmm. This Hansen woman,
388
00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:32,089
is this all you're asking for really?
389
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:33,620
For now.
390
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,659
You should stop by my tower.
391
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,990
You might find her there.
392
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,099
I can't speak to her frame of mind.
393
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,399
♪ ♪
394
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:46,380
Okay, you found your way
in, now find your way out.
395
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,380
[BLOWS]
396
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:54,909
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
397
00:18:54,910 --> 00:19:01,950
♪ ♪
398
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,559
[GRUNTS]
399
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,829
- [STRAINS]
- Uh, Nick?
400
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,729
I got this. I got this.
401
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:15,129
[STRAINING]
402
00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:16,629
- Nick.
- What?
403
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:18,669
Look.
404
00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:25,609
♪ ♪
405
00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:27,080
Good eyes.
406
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,490
Nick, look.
407
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:41,000
It's hers. We're going in the right...
408
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:43,629
["THE LITTLE BOY THAT
SANTA FORGOT" BY VERA LYNN]
409
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:44,859
♪ ♪
410
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,090
What the...?
411
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,699
It's a toy, Nick.
412
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,360
I know what it is.
413
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:51,269
Aww, he wants to play.
414
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,669
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
415
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,509
♪ Christmas comes but once a year ♪
416
00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:59,979
- [LAUGHING]
- ♪ For every girl and boy ♪
417
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,379
♪ The laughter and joy... ♪
418
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:04,079
That's the biggest kid I ever saw.
419
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,990
That ain't no kid.
420
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,330
[SLINKY CLATTERS]
421
00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:10,789
Man, see a dentist.
422
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,519
[THUMP]
423
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,459
♪ ♪
424
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:17,859
♪ This little fellow's Christmas ♪
425
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:24,039
♪ Is just another day ♪
426
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,570
♪ He's the little boy ♪
427
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:32,470
♪ That Santa Claus forgot ♪
428
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,109
♪ And goodness knows he
didn't want a lot... ♪
429
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,709
This is gonna pinch.
430
00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:40,519
Just a little.
431
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,239
[WHISPERS] You can be little forever.
432
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,019
[DARK MUSIC]
433
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:46,819
Like my other friends.
434
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:50,129
♪ Broke his little heart ♪
435
00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:54,159
♪ When he found Santa hadn't come ♪
436
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,169
[DARK MUSIC]
437
00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:58,830
♪ ♪
438
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,869
[DRILL WHIRS]
439
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:05,379
♪ ♪
440
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,110
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
441
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,579
[GRUNTS]
442
00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:11,549
- [SHOUTS]
- [SCREAMS]
443
00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:14,549
[ROARS]
444
00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:20,459
♪ ♪
445
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:22,459
[SCREAMS]
446
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:24,129
[GRUNTING]
447
00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:27,029
[SCREAMS, GROANS]
448
00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,629
Oh, Nick!
449
00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:29,989
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- Nick!
450
00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:32,699
Hailey.
451
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,539
Find Hailey.
452
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:37,539
[EERIE MUSIC]
453
00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:43,979
♪ ♪
454
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:46,049
Oh, fuck.
455
00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:50,850
♪ ♪
456
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,690
No thanks.
457
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:57,089
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
458
00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:59,530
[GRUNTS]
459
00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:05,069
You can't do this to people.
460
00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:08,500
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- Amanda, you all right?
461
00:22:08,510 --> 00:22:10,409
This is evil.
462
00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:11,570
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
463
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,439
Merry.
464
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,910
They... I know.
465
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,180
They can't get away with this.
466
00:22:16,190 --> 00:22:17,549
They can.
467
00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:19,349
♪ ♪
468
00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:21,980
But not forever. Okay?
469
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:25,650
Nick's found Hailey.
470
00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:27,489
Come on.
471
00:22:27,490 --> 00:22:30,059
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
472
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,130
[GRUNTS]
473
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,500
[GRUNTS]
474
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,530
Why don't you pick on
someone your own size?
475
00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:45,539
♪ ♪
476
00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:48,079
Happy, you came back.
477
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,479
♪ ♪
478
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,550
[GROWLING]
479
00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:58,090
[GRUNTING, SHOUTING]
480
00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:04,590
Run!
481
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,129
- [GRUNTING]
- [CROWBAR PINGS]
482
00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:09,100
Hey!
483
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,130
[GRUNTS]
484
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,599
[BEAR TRAP CREAKING, BLOOD DRIPPING]
485
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,069
[STRAINS]
486
00:23:15,070 --> 00:23:16,370
[EXHALES]
487
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,540
I just keep discovering
bold new frontiers of suck.
488
00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:24,379
[GRUNTS]
489
00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:25,979
[STRAINS]
490
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:28,349
♪ ♪
491
00:23:28,350 --> 00:23:30,649
[GROANS]
492
00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:32,889
[GRUNTS, STRAINS]
493
00:23:32,890 --> 00:23:35,389
No. No, no, no, no... [MUFFLED]
494
00:23:35,390 --> 00:23:40,430
♪ ♪
495
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:50,339
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
496
00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:57,380
♪ ♪
497
00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:04,380
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
498
00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:06,449
[ELEVATOR CLANGS, WHIRS]
499
00:24:06,450 --> 00:24:08,450
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING RAPIDLY]
500
00:24:08,460 --> 00:24:11,459
[SCREAMS]
501
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,590
[SHOUTS]
502
00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:20,099
Stop!
503
00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:22,169
- [FABRIC RIPPING]
- No!
504
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:24,439
[GRUNTS, GROWLS]
505
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,709
[GRUNTING]
506
00:24:26,710 --> 00:24:29,179
[LAUGHS]
507
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:32,079
♪ ♪
508
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,210
[LAUGHS]
509
00:24:39,590 --> 00:24:42,189
[SHOUTS]
510
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,059
[GRUNTS]
511
00:24:44,060 --> 00:24:45,989
[GROANS]
512
00:24:45,990 --> 00:24:48,190
[HAILEY SCREAMS]
513
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,699
[DARK MUSIC]
514
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,599
[GROWLS]
515
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,199
♪ ♪
516
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,599
[GIGGLES]
517
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,739
- [LAUGHS]
- Leave me alone!
518
00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:00,439
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
519
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,539
[CHUCKLES EVILLY, SHOUTS]
520
00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:09,919
♪ ♪
521
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,480
Hmm, minty.
522
00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:14,489
[SHOUTING]
523
00:25:14,490 --> 00:25:20,029
♪ ♪
524
00:25:20,030 --> 00:25:23,059
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
525
00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:30,100
♪ ♪
526
00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:34,970
[SIREN WAILING]
527
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,650
[DOOR SLAMS]
528
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:47,820
♪ ♪
529
00:25:50,390 --> 00:25:52,429
Help, please!
530
00:25:52,430 --> 00:25:54,659
He's coming! Help!
531
00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:56,599
♪ ♪
532
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,630
[CRYING] Help.
533
00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:00,599
Help!
534
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,190
Don't be afraid.
535
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:04,000
Don't be afraid.
536
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:15,649
When my daddy went away...
537
00:26:15,650 --> 00:26:17,619
they made me grow up.
538
00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:19,889
[EERIE SOMBER MUSIC]
539
00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:22,359
Gave me medicine.
540
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,389
♪ ♪
541
00:26:24,390 --> 00:26:26,990
I didn't want... I didn't want to...
542
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,529
♪ ♪
543
00:26:30,530 --> 00:26:32,610
I didn't want to be scary.
544
00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:36,500
You don't have to be.
545
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,569
No, no, it's too late.
546
00:26:39,570 --> 00:26:44,779
♪ ♪
547
00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:46,479
But I can save you.
548
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,049
I can save you. [SNIFFLES]
549
00:26:49,050 --> 00:26:52,080
I had to grow up, but you don't have to.
550
00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:55,789
You don't have to ever grow up.
551
00:26:55,790 --> 00:26:58,789
[DARK MUSIC]
552
00:26:58,790 --> 00:27:04,929
♪ ♪
553
00:27:04,930 --> 00:27:07,500
Hold my hand...
554
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:13,670
And we will fly away together.
555
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,039
♪ ♪
556
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,040
Before the police get here.
557
00:27:19,410 --> 00:27:21,570
Before they see what I did.
558
00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:25,710
Come on. Take my hand.
559
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,950
♪ ♪
560
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,089
Take.
561
00:27:29,090 --> 00:27:31,089
- My.
- [DOOR OPENS]
562
00:27:31,090 --> 00:27:34,729
♪ ♪
563
00:27:34,730 --> 00:27:35,929
[SCREAMS]
564
00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,729
No.
565
00:27:37,730 --> 00:27:40,530
[GRUNTS]
566
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,469
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
567
00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,099
♪ ♪
568
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:13,130
Uh.
569
00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:18,800
It's all right.
570
00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:20,870
I'm...
571
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,679
I'm, uh...
572
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,879
[SOFT MUSIC]
573
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,879
Well, I'm, uh...
574
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,549
[GRUNTS]
575
00:28:29,550 --> 00:28:32,019
Happy sent me.
576
00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:33,889
Daddy?
577
00:28:33,890 --> 00:28:38,459
♪ ♪
578
00:28:38,460 --> 00:28:39,460
Daddy!
579
00:28:39,461 --> 00:28:42,459
[BOTH GRUNTING]
580
00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:45,429
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
581
00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:52,510
♪ ♪
582
00:28:54,010 --> 00:28:55,979
I'm the spirit of Christmas.
583
00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:58,440
- [GROANS]
- I've walked these roof tops
584
00:28:58,450 --> 00:29:00,549
for a long time.
585
00:29:00,550 --> 00:29:04,520
The only thing that
can hurt me is magic.
586
00:29:06,690 --> 00:29:13,089
♪ ♪
587
00:29:13,090 --> 00:29:14,829
Hocus pocus, motherfucker.
588
00:29:14,830 --> 00:29:17,829
[BOTH GRUNT]
589
00:29:17,830 --> 00:29:19,629
♪ ♪
590
00:29:19,630 --> 00:29:21,630
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [HEARTBEAT]
591
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,469
[GROANS] Not now.
592
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,329
Ah, not again.
593
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:27,469
[GROANING]
594
00:29:27,470 --> 00:29:30,510
[GRUNTING]
595
00:29:31,950 --> 00:29:34,949
[STRANGLED GROAN, GASPING]
596
00:29:34,950 --> 00:29:37,980
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
597
00:29:37,990 --> 00:29:39,989
You're not magic.
598
00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:42,050
They'll see.
599
00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:44,079
You can't even fly.
600
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,559
Maybe not. But I can.
601
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:53,500
♪ ♪
602
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,439
And I brought Friends.
603
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:04,479
♪ ♪
604
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,980
Cut him, Twig.
605
00:30:09,550 --> 00:30:11,580
[GRUNTS]
606
00:30:13,370 --> 00:30:16,129
Let's re-gift this fruitcake!
607
00:30:16,130 --> 00:30:18,559
[OVERLAPPING SHOUTING, GRUNTING]
608
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,559
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
609
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:28,600
♪ ♪
610
00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:33,809
Daddy, are you okay?
611
00:30:33,810 --> 00:30:36,139
[GASPING] Pills.
612
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:38,479
Pocket... pills...
613
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,749
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
614
00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:41,810
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
615
00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:43,079
Hey... oh!
616
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,849
Hey, no, let go! Look out! Look out!
617
00:30:44,850 --> 00:30:46,019
No!
618
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:52,259
♪ ♪
619
00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:54,990
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
620
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,860
Watch... watch out! Oh, God!
621
00:30:57,870 --> 00:31:04,870
♪ ♪
622
00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:10,750
- [GRUNTS]
- Ow!
623
00:31:13,710 --> 00:31:16,249
Santa's coming! Santa's coming!
624
00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,749
I don't wanna ruin Christmas for you,
625
00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:20,889
but there comes a time when every kid
626
00:31:20,890 --> 00:31:23,059
has to face the truth...
627
00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:25,930
There ain't no fucking Santa Claus.
628
00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:27,259
[GUNSHOT]
629
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,759
["I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS"]
630
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,999
♪ ♪
631
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:39,239
♪ I'll be home for Christmas ♪
632
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,869
♪ ♪
633
00:31:40,870 --> 00:31:46,109
♪ You can plan on me ♪
634
00:31:46,110 --> 00:31:47,779
♪ ♪
635
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:49,879
♪ Please have snow... ♪
636
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,149
- [NECK SNAPS]
- [MUSIC STOPS]
637
00:31:52,150 --> 00:31:56,019
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
638
00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:59,020
[CREAKING]
639
00:31:59,030 --> 00:32:05,900
♪ ♪
640
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:12,470
[CLEARS THROAT]
641
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,800
What?
642
00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:24,600
[CRYING] I told Sonny Shine
I only wanted one wish.
643
00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:28,150
I wanted to meet my dad.
644
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:35,190
♪ ♪
645
00:32:44,870 --> 00:32:47,070
[GRUNTS]
646
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:58,410
[GRUNTING]
647
00:32:59,150 --> 00:33:00,990
Hailey.
648
00:33:01,090 --> 00:33:03,169
- Hailey!
- Mommy!
649
00:33:03,170 --> 00:33:05,620
Oh, God. [CRYING]
650
00:33:05,630 --> 00:33:07,629
Oh. Are you okay?
651
00:33:07,630 --> 00:33:14,670
♪ ♪
652
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:18,390
You were right.
653
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:25,640
About another stocking on the mantle.
654
00:33:25,650 --> 00:33:27,280
You were right.
655
00:33:34,290 --> 00:33:36,190
Maybe one weekend...
656
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,860
We'll talk about it.
657
00:33:43,130 --> 00:33:46,100
That'd make me happy.
658
00:33:46,110 --> 00:33:53,150
♪ ♪
659
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,390
You definitely deserve a nap, buddy.
660
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,729
We did it, Nick.
661
00:34:02,730 --> 00:34:04,499
I never stopped believing in you.
662
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,719
[HEARTBEAT SLOWLY]
663
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,950
Likewise.
664
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,259
♪ ♪
665
00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:14,229
But this ain't no nap.
666
00:34:14,230 --> 00:34:16,029
This is bye-bye.
667
00:34:16,030 --> 00:34:18,589
What do you mean? No, Nick.
668
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:20,119
Nick, we won.
669
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,069
Yeah, we did.
670
00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:24,869
♪ ♪
671
00:34:24,870 --> 00:34:27,739
Thanks to you...
672
00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:29,320
partner.
673
00:34:29,330 --> 00:34:33,779
♪ ♪
674
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,149
Cue the music.
675
00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:38,180
♪ ♪
676
00:34:38,190 --> 00:34:40,300
And...
677
00:34:42,850 --> 00:34:44,420
fade to black.
678
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,100
You know, I was starting to
get used to you being dead.
679
00:35:05,110 --> 00:35:07,090
Yeah, I always thought I'd prefer it,
680
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:10,100
but now...
681
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:14,969
I may just stick around,
see how it plays out.
682
00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:17,400
Got some good news for you and the fam.
683
00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:19,309
- Yeah?
- Word on the street is
684
00:35:19,310 --> 00:35:20,739
when Nick Sax died,
685
00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:23,470
he took Blue's so-called
password with him.
686
00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:27,149
"Word on the street"?
687
00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:29,519
Your heart stopped for eight minutes.
688
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,919
Hmm. That's impressive.
689
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,489
Thought I...
690
00:35:35,490 --> 00:35:38,489
thought I finally got rid of you.
691
00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:39,989
Anyway.
692
00:35:39,990 --> 00:35:42,029
You know, if I were you,
I would take advantage
693
00:35:42,030 --> 00:35:45,229
of my new reputation.
Lay low for a while.
694
00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,069
Hear California's nice.
695
00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:48,899
California?
696
00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:51,100
It's not my kind of dirty.
697
00:35:51,110 --> 00:35:53,100
Besides, I hate avocados.
698
00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:57,509
How's your kid holding up?
699
00:35:57,510 --> 00:35:59,479
She's gonna be all right.
700
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,079
She's tough.
701
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,119
Like her mom.
702
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,219
[SIGHS]
703
00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:08,789
You know, this world may not
be all glitter and tinsel,
704
00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:11,540
but there are a few people
in it that make it work.
705
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,399
You're one of 'em.
706
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,169
[SOFT MUSIC]
707
00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:22,199
You know what you did, right?
708
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:29,240
♪ ♪
709
00:36:32,510 --> 00:36:34,780
You gave me my daughter, Mer.
710
00:36:39,450 --> 00:36:41,450
You're my hero.
711
00:36:46,130 --> 00:36:47,959
You don't get to take that one back.
712
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,829
- I don't want it back.
- Good. 'Cause I'm keeping it.
713
00:36:49,830 --> 00:36:51,929
- All right, keep it.
- I will.
714
00:36:51,930 --> 00:36:53,899
♪ ♪
715
00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:55,430
[CLEARS THROAT]
716
00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:59,940
All right, see you around the block.
717
00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:04,009
- Where you going?
- Eh, I got a date.
718
00:37:04,010 --> 00:37:06,220
- Ah.
- Gonna...
719
00:37:08,010 --> 00:37:09,630
I don't know, go out to Coney Island,
720
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,980
- grab some ice cream.
- It's winter.
721
00:37:11,990 --> 00:37:14,319
Yeah, I'm new to this. What do I know?
722
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,859
All right, well, if that's the case,
723
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,889
you might wanna slap
a little aftershave on.
724
00:37:17,890 --> 00:37:20,459
You smell like you murdered a hooker.
725
00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:22,539
That obvious?
726
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:24,560
Thanks.
727
00:37:26,350 --> 00:37:27,969
[SCOFFS] Nick was right.
728
00:37:27,970 --> 00:37:30,169
I look completely ridiculous.
729
00:37:30,170 --> 00:37:31,939
Is my nose really that big?
730
00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:35,139
It's the cutest,
funniest nose I ever saw.
731
00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:37,279
♪ ♪
732
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,810
I just wanted to say I'm
so glad I got the chance
733
00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:42,819
to be your Imaginary Friend, Hailey.
734
00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:45,149
I had no idea it would be so much fun,
735
00:37:45,150 --> 00:37:47,519
and scary too.
736
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,120
Happy, you look different.
737
00:37:51,130 --> 00:37:53,990
How come I can see through you?
738
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,029
It's because...
739
00:37:56,030 --> 00:37:58,329
well, you're growing up,
740
00:37:58,330 --> 00:38:00,399
and you have your daddy now.
741
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,500
And someday you'll forget
all about that silly horse.
742
00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:06,869
But you're my best friend.
743
00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:09,339
Even if you are imaginary.
744
00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:11,340
Why do you have to go?
745
00:38:11,350 --> 00:38:13,949
That's how it is with Imaginary Friends.
746
00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:15,479
We can't stay forever.
747
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,819
Otherwise, it can get a bit...
748
00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:19,939
you know, creepy.
749
00:38:19,940 --> 00:38:22,019
Where will you go
750
00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:24,289
if nobody needs you anymore?
751
00:38:24,290 --> 00:38:26,590
Oh, I don't know, somewhere fun.
752
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,450
I hope. I... and who knows.
753
00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:31,260
Maybe there is someone
who needs me somewhere.
754
00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:32,829
Come to think of it,
755
00:38:32,830 --> 00:38:35,030
I better practice my song.
756
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,000
♪ I'm... happy ♪
757
00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:40,149
♪ The happy horse, horse, horse ♪
758
00:38:40,150 --> 00:38:42,339
♪ So full of fun of course, of course ♪
759
00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:45,469
♪ It's plain to see it's fun to be Happy ♪
760
00:38:45,470 --> 00:38:47,049
♪ Happy ♪
761
00:38:47,050 --> 00:38:48,910
♪ The happy horse, horse, horse ♪
762
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,640
♪ So full of love of course ♪
763
00:38:51,650 --> 00:38:53,920
[WHISPERS] ♪ Of course ♪
764
00:39:02,430 --> 00:39:04,620
I'll never forget you.
765
00:39:06,730 --> 00:39:08,699
Come on, sweetheart.
766
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:10,199
Let's go meet your dad.
767
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:17,240
♪ ♪
768
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,100
Come on, Sax, you got this.
769
00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:31,220
It's a movie. You just...
770
00:39:31,230 --> 00:39:33,959
sit down and... and...
771
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,559
you don't even have to talk.
772
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,499
Oh, boy, this is worse than I thought.
773
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,939
- What the hell?
- Talking to yourself, buddy?
774
00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:42,819
People are gonna think
you're shit-house cray cray.
775
00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:44,920
- Why are you here?
- Nick, I can't abandon you
776
00:39:44,930 --> 00:39:47,510
in your darkest hour. What
kind of partner is that?
777
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,550
["DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM
FAIRY" BY TCHAIKOVSKY]
778
00:39:49,650 --> 00:39:51,509
What are you talk...
779
00:39:51,510 --> 00:39:54,049
[LAUGHS] What are you... what?
780
00:39:54,050 --> 00:39:56,390
"My darkest hour"? You said it yourself.
781
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,410
We won. We killed the
bad guy. We saved the kid.
782
00:39:58,420 --> 00:40:00,249
What have you been nipping
at the coffee syrup.
783
00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:03,060
[SCOFFS] I've never felt
so solid in all my life.
784
00:40:03,070 --> 00:40:04,459
I'm a...
785
00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:07,310
I'm a goddamn royal flush.
786
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,929
[STAMMERS] I'm white night.
787
00:40:09,930 --> 00:40:11,329
I'm...
788
00:40:11,330 --> 00:40:13,519
I'm the hero that she
always thought I was.
789
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,409
I'm... I'm terrified, man.
I don't know what I'm do...
790
00:40:16,410 --> 00:40:18,379
I don't know what I'm doing.
791
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:19,949
I don't even know how to talk to her.
792
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:21,829
There, there, buddy. I got you.
793
00:40:21,830 --> 00:40:24,519
I know everything about
Hailey. All her secret hopes,
794
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,950
- her dreams...
- Yeah, you know everything.
795
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,920
You know everything!
I don't know nothing!
796
00:40:27,930 --> 00:40:29,279
[STAMMERS]
797
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,389
[WHISPERS] I don't know
nothing about being a dad.
798
00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:34,119
You're just gonna do
what comes naturally.
799
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,589
♪ ♪
800
00:40:35,590 --> 00:40:39,289
What come... What comes naturally.
801
00:40:39,290 --> 00:40:41,689
Dismemberment comes naturally to me!
802
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:44,200
What are you doing? You're
Hailey's little buddy.
803
00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:47,489
- Wh... go bother her.
- But... well, about that.
804
00:40:47,490 --> 00:40:49,309
- See...
- Oh, man.
805
00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:52,400
See, the thing about
Imaginary Friends is,
806
00:40:52,410 --> 00:40:54,170
we're kind of supposed
to help out the person
807
00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:57,239
who needs us the most.
808
00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:00,109
What? You...
809
00:41:00,110 --> 00:41:02,479
You...
810
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,449
uh...
811
00:41:04,450 --> 00:41:07,450
Mm. Did...
812
00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:10,460
[STAMMERING]
813
00:41:11,910 --> 00:41:13,659
Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
814
00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:15,559
- Here it comes.
- [GAGS]
815
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,099
- Yeah, it is.
- Here comes the fun.
816
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,950
- Oh, boy, here it comes.
- Are you ready?
817
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,770
[GAGS, VOMITS, COUGHS]
818
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:24,709
I think someone needs a
little shot of liquid courage.
819
00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:27,680
Maybe a bump of booger sugar. Right?
820
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,149
["BACK DOOR SANTA" BY CLARENCE CARTER]
821
00:41:32,150 --> 00:41:39,129
♪ ♪
822
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,810
♪ They call me Back Door Santa ♪
823
00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:43,939
- ♪ I make my runs ♪
- [BUZZER SOUNDS]
824
00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:45,939
♪ About the break of day ♪
825
00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:48,540
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
826
00:41:48,550 --> 00:41:51,710
♪ They call me Back Door Santa ♪
827
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:55,849
♪ I make my runs about
the break of day ♪
828
00:41:55,850 --> 00:41:57,889
♪ Oh, ho, ho. ♪
829
00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:00,789
♪ I make all the little girls happy ♪
830
00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:04,429
♪ While the boys are out to play ♪
831
00:42:04,430 --> 00:42:05,729
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
832
00:42:05,730 --> 00:42:08,729
[DARK MUSIC]
833
00:42:08,730 --> 00:42:14,739
♪ ♪
834
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:16,869
Michelangelo.
835
00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:20,440
I was beginning to wonder
if I'd ever see you again.
836
00:42:21,450 --> 00:42:24,309
- Blue.
- Mm-hmm.
837
00:42:24,310 --> 00:42:25,949
Now.
838
00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:30,349
Have you finally brought
me that which is mine?
839
00:42:30,350 --> 00:42:37,390
♪ ♪
840
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,560
[EXHALES]
841
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,670
[GRUNTING]
842
00:42:51,690 --> 00:42:56,690
- [SCREAMS]
- [BONES CRUNCHING]
843
00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:00,419
[FAINT SCREAMS]
844
00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:03,420
[GROANS]
845
00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:08,810
Mr. Scaramucci?
846
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:11,820
You all right?
847
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,120
I'm hungry.
848
00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:28,920
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