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Previously, on "You"...
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There are no recent pictures of your dad
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because he's dead.
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He OD'd, and you were
the one that found him.
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You started a few poems about that day,
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but you never finished them.
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I have one just like this.
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It was my dad's.
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This is the red ladle story?
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It's okay, Beck. I'm going to help you
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get the life you deserve.
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You fall for the wrong men.
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You have questionable taste in friends.
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And that Peach is the worst.
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I just need to know who you really are,
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besides a broke poetry student
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in a subsidized apartment
you could never afford.
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What you really need
is someone to save you.
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Let me help you, Beck.
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Beck, is it? Blythe.
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I read one of your essays
in the "Review" last month
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and it was so illuminating.
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That's funny. There's a book missing.
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Joe was looking at it at my party.
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Tonight, I show you I'm the one.
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You want it down and dirty? You got it.
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Did you just...
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Did you just...
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Ah.
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What was that?
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Eight seconds?
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Oh, yeah. He's got that "Trump
just took Pennsylvania" look.
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Say something. Say...
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"Happens all the time, NBD."
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No, you'll sound like a slut.
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You could say, "Let's order food."
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Move past it.
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Is Grey Dog open late?
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Oh, thank God!
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- Um, I should...
- Yeah, yeah.
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Shit.
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Ugh, you idiot.
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Why did you tell him you were
available this weekend?
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Why don't you think?
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Well, go. The Captain calls, you answer.
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You know how this works.
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He paid for the bed you just got laid on.
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Or whatever that was.
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And your phone bill.
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Good girl. _
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That wasn't so hard, was it?
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Seriously?
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Seriously?
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Hey, Beck,
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I'm gonna run to the store.
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Shit, Joe.
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Probably thinks you're hiding in here.
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Uh, hold on a second. I'll be right out.
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Oh, God. Please stop.
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They're just words, Beck.
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Tell him what he wants to hear.
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Oh, no.
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Joe?
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Ugh, Beck.
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You're a disaster.
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Last night. Eight second sex. Joe.
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If you're gonna act like a whore,
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may as well look like one.
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You just have a magic poon.
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#yonitoogood
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Thanks, that's helpful.
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Is he big?
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Is he big? Oh, my God.
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Why are you even asking them?
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Can you for once just have
your own opinion, Beck?
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Got pix?
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With the bun?
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You're not helping.
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Is he worth it?
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Is he worth it? There we go.
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Good question.
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Is he?
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Annika wouldn't know a good dick
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if you hit her over the head with it.
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It's not like it doesn't
happen to tons of guys.
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I mean, Benji used to nod off
while going down on me.
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I thought we weren't
talking about Benji anymore.
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We're not. He's dead to me.
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I'm just merely using him as a reference.
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Benji didn't work retail.
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Joe works in a book store.
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A hop, skip and a bad haircut away
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from selling men's leather
bracelets at a Club Monaco.
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Becks, love yourself.
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Ghost him already.
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Sorry to interrupt, ladies,
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but we are all clear.
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Are you saying I don't have bed bugs?
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I didn't find a one.
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Would you like to see
the 22 bites on my ass?
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- Uh...
- Don't answer that.
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They're there. Go find them.
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Go find them!
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Ugh. Wonder how he is
with finding rare books?
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Joe did not take your "Wizard of Oz."
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"Ozma of Oz."
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And who said anything about Joe?
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That's it. I'm booking a room
at the Mandarin Oriental,
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and you're coming with.
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I would so love to, but I can't.
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I, um...
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I am going to a writer's
retreat in Rockland.
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- Since when?
- She knows when you're lying.
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Since I wrote this piece in workshop
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that everyone called "treacly."
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Ugh. Tell me you're not writing
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another dead puppy thing as a metaphor
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- for your dad dying.
- I...
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What? That's completely
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what it's really about.
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Look, I'm just saying,
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stop killing puppies.
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Write fresh. You know, there's
so much more inside of you.
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Who are you now, Beckalish?
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- Hm?
- I thought it was a good piece.
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Aw.
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Sorry, boo boo.
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Okay, go.
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Find that brilliant bad ass inside of you
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and believe in her.
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I know I do.
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Literally the most
supportive she's ever been
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about your writing,
and you're lying to her face.
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You are the worst friend.
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Aw, there they are.
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Wait a minute, why do you need these
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if you're going on a writer's retreat?
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What? So it's look hot or be a writer?
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You could just leave.
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You could, you know, cut the cord,
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take off the yolk.
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Bon voyage, Captain.
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You're a coward.
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Britney got through 2007, though, right?
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Maybe this is what you need
to find your inner bad ass.
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Maybe Emily Dickinson had it right.
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"The solitary prowess of a silent life."
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What is it with motel rooms
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and you wanting
to dive into your panties?
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He is always late. And you're frustrated.
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Plus, after last night, you're owed one.
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Oh, Joe.
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You seriously need to call him.
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Has he been working out?
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It's two days.
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You got this.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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Did you just...
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You should be screaming
my name right now.
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Digging your nails into my back.
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You expected me to please you,
get you off.
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But you didn't scream
and my back is not bleeding
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and you definitely did not get off.
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You don't even know what to say, do you?
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You must be mortified.
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Ignore it. Ignore it, Beck.
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The hell have I done?
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Seriously?
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You're already telling whoever that is.
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I've reduced myself to an anecdote.
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Mr. Quick Draw. The Minuteman.
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Being generous.
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Don't let it be Peach.
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The Captain?
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The hell is this?
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What?
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Obviously, you don't love him.
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Love ya!
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Love ya.
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Love ya?
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You never said that to Benji.
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And look what had to happen to him.
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Beck, just when I think
we're getting somewhere...
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Yeah, so here,
you're sacrificing a hardcover
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but you're getting greater
textual accuracy
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than any previous edition.
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It's the final word
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on the Tolkein trilogy.
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Thank you so much.
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My dick reduced to cartoon food items.
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This is my nightmare.
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A hot dog. I'll take it.
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Yes, with the bun.
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Tell her, Beck.
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Go on. Listen to your gut.
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Joe's the one.
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Yes, worth it. K. One more shot.
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Not like there was any real doubt.
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Outfit? Are you kidding me?
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Just got it. Hope you like.
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You do all this for him?
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Christoph's party -
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Montauk tonight. U in?
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Can't. Gotta write.
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You even lie to your friends
about this guy.
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What the hell?
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And you've been confirmed
at the Seahorse Motel.
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Ethan.
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I need you to close tonight.
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Oh, man, I'd love to,
but I gotta split soon.
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Rastiche, my Balalaika teacher is holding
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- a master class tonight.
- Wasn't a question.
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I'm sorry. I have an
appointment out of town.
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Beck, I should be your captain.
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It can't be.
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How old is he?
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If only I could tell you I'm here.
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You don't need to do this,
whatever this is.
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It's not too late to stop it.
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- So good to see you, hon.
- Yeah, you too, Dad.
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Dad?
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The place belongs
to a couple from church.
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There are plenty of rooms and it's...
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it's ours right through New Year's.
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Sounds like a pretty cool place.
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Even has a hot tub out on the patio.
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Though if... I know Nancy,
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she won't let the kids near it.
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She doesn't normally
want the kids near me either,
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but here we are.
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I really think you'd love it
up there, honey.
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Yeah, um...
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I don't know my schedule
that far out, unfortunately.
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Of course. I... I...
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I understand.
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And you wonder why he asks for more.
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Um...
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But I'll totally check
and I'll let you know
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as soon as possible.
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What? Is it too much
for a Dickens festival?
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No, no. I mean...
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It's just some people
may find it, you know...
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How is Nancy?
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Why is he your secret, Beck?
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"Has only one fault that I know of.
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"And it happens, unfortunately,
that that single blemish
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"is a want of taste.
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She don't like me."
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Pretty great, huh, sweetie?
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Yeah, it's, uh, amazing.
253
00:14:19,369 --> 00:14:22,414
Amazing this many people
are fans of contrived plotting
254
00:14:22,415 --> 00:14:23,832
and melodrama.
255
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:25,375
If they even read Dickens.
256
00:14:25,376 --> 00:14:27,919
More likely they couldn't pass
up an excuse to day drink.
257
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,504
How's your mom?
258
00:14:29,505 --> 00:14:31,381
Um... uh, she's actually...
259
00:14:31,382 --> 00:14:32,251
she's on a cruise.
260
00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:33,404
But she's great.
261
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:34,484
Riddled with anxiety,
262
00:14:34,485 --> 00:14:36,230
low self-esteem, on antidepressants,
263
00:14:36,231 --> 00:14:38,847
dating men so safe and
boring she must wanna scream
264
00:14:38,848 --> 00:14:40,198
But don't worry.
265
00:14:40,199 --> 00:14:42,851
You abandoning her
didn't scar her at all.
266
00:14:42,852 --> 00:14:44,770
How about your brother? How's he doing?
267
00:14:44,771 --> 00:14:46,730
Uh, you know, works a lot.
268
00:14:46,731 --> 00:14:49,232
Anya, too. But they seem happy.
269
00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:51,207
According to Facebook.
270
00:14:51,569 --> 00:14:53,403
And how's school going?
271
00:14:53,404 --> 00:14:55,697
It's great, actually. I'm...
272
00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:57,948
I'm just working on
building my portfolio.
273
00:14:57,949 --> 00:15:00,035
It's... it's more than just
that first book.
274
00:15:00,036 --> 00:15:01,953
You really need the second
275
00:15:01,954 --> 00:15:03,871
- if you're going...
- Hey, where are you guys?
276
00:15:03,872 --> 00:15:06,958
Beck, you're such an asshole.
277
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:09,419
"Love me, Daddy.
I'm gonna be a writer, Daddy."
278
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,712
God, just shut up forever.
279
00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:13,799
There they are.
280
00:15:15,843 --> 00:15:17,761
Oh, my God.
281
00:15:17,762 --> 00:15:19,721
She's actually gotten more smug.
282
00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:21,305
Beck, look, I have a cane.
283
00:15:21,306 --> 00:15:23,058
Yes, you do.
284
00:15:23,059 --> 00:15:24,782
Look at you guys.
285
00:15:25,685 --> 00:15:27,645
You look... pretty.
286
00:15:27,646 --> 00:15:29,106
Stop hating them.
287
00:15:29,107 --> 00:15:30,357
They're just kids.
288
00:15:30,358 --> 00:15:31,440
None of it's their fault.
289
00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:33,860
Aw, thanks, Mia. So do you.
290
00:15:33,861 --> 00:15:37,905
Guinevere, how are you?
291
00:15:37,906 --> 00:15:40,283
- Mm.
- Great. I love your dress.
292
00:15:40,284 --> 00:15:42,535
Not necessarily you in it, but...
293
00:15:42,536 --> 00:15:43,953
I bought you something.
294
00:15:43,954 --> 00:15:45,246
Just couldn't resist.
295
00:15:45,247 --> 00:15:48,583
- No, she's not.
- Ohh.
296
00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:51,001
Oh, it's perfect.
297
00:15:51,002 --> 00:15:53,019
Oh, um...
298
00:15:53,463 --> 00:15:55,424
You're slipping a bit, dear.
299
00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:58,592
Touch me again, crazy pants. I dare you.
300
00:15:58,593 --> 00:16:00,053
Thank you.
301
00:16:01,848 --> 00:16:04,599
Play a game?
302
00:16:05,977 --> 00:16:08,019
You really are capable
of keeping a secret.
303
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,064
Four, by my count.
304
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,608
Who the hell are you, Beck?
305
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,740
Hi, there.
306
00:16:20,741 --> 00:16:22,616
- Hey! That's a boy.
- Oh! First try.
307
00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:23,993
You're a natural.
308
00:16:23,994 --> 00:16:25,370
Yo!
309
00:16:25,371 --> 00:16:27,261
Two down.
310
00:16:28,623 --> 00:16:30,333
What an arm on him.
311
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:33,169
I know. I... I know I'm
embarrassing, I know.
312
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:35,505
Babe, just get a shot for the blog.
313
00:16:35,506 --> 00:16:37,631
Ooh!
314
00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,509
If I wasn't so blinded by love,
315
00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:41,218
I would've seen the secrets
316
00:16:41,219 --> 00:16:43,512
right in front of me,
waiting to be uncovered.
317
00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:46,140
Captain Beck. AKA, The Captain.
318
00:16:46,141 --> 00:16:49,617
AKA, Edward Martin Beck.
319
00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:52,021
The addict part was true, I see.
320
00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:53,647
But he never died, which he credits
321
00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:55,357
to his friends in the NA fellowship
322
00:16:55,358 --> 00:16:57,333
out of St. James Church.
323
00:16:57,987 --> 00:17:00,070
It was there that he
not only conquered his demons
324
00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:01,990
but also met church rep and divorcée,
325
00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:03,908
Nancy Whitesell.
326
00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:07,718
AKA, "The Christian News'"
Mommy Blogger of the Year.
327
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,664
"If Ned can do it, so can you."
328
00:17:10,665 --> 00:17:11,957
He became a feature in her blog.
329
00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:13,876
Then, her life.
330
00:17:13,877 --> 00:17:17,213
Less than a year, they were married.
331
00:17:17,214 --> 00:17:19,508
He really landed himself
the perfect family.
332
00:17:19,509 --> 00:17:22,176
If your step-mother is to be believed.
333
00:17:22,177 --> 00:17:24,136
But what about you, Beck.
334
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:26,639
Where do you fit into all this?
335
00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:46,326
Your father has come such a long way.
336
00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:48,078
He worked hard for it, too.
337
00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:49,538
You're barking up the wrong tree, lady,
338
00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:50,622
if you think I'm gonna sit here
339
00:17:50,623 --> 00:17:51,914
and validate that man.
340
00:17:51,915 --> 00:17:54,709
Yeah, he's, uh... he's lucky to have you.
341
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:56,017
Hm.
342
00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:58,462
Just goes to show you
what a good Christian household
343
00:17:58,463 --> 00:18:00,382
and loving family can do.
344
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,466
She did not just suggest
if you were more Christian
345
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,845
he wouldn't have abandoned you
for a crack pipe.
346
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,737
Mommy, come watch me.
347
00:18:08,139 --> 00:18:09,947
Excuse me, my dear.
348
00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:21,778
Your dad talk to you yet?
349
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:24,822
She's so her mother, only less subtle.
350
00:18:24,823 --> 00:18:27,576
- Talk to me about...
- Well, he's supposed to
351
00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:30,468
tell you he can't send money anymore.
352
00:18:31,289 --> 00:18:33,581
But he's gonna help you
find a better job first.
353
00:18:33,582 --> 00:18:36,292
Mom doesn't think he should wait.
354
00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:38,420
She's so cranky.
355
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,394
It's the hormones.
356
00:18:41,715 --> 00:18:45,050
Oh. I wasn't supposed to tell you,
357
00:18:45,051 --> 00:18:47,401
but she's pregnant.
358
00:18:48,263 --> 00:18:49,681
That's why they're fighting about it.
359
00:18:49,682 --> 00:18:51,599
Great. That's great.
360
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,866
He's starting a new family.
361
00:18:54,561 --> 00:18:58,746
Because fixing the one he had
obviously wasn't an option.
362
00:18:59,274 --> 00:19:02,166
Why would he ever do that?
363
00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:07,449
I'm going to find a bathroom.
I'll be right back.
364
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:18,516
Can I get another Timber Doodle?
365
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:32,598
Uh! Bitch.
366
00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:48,155
Hi. Is Joe Goldberg working today?
367
00:19:48,156 --> 00:19:50,491
Joe Goldberg is not working today.
368
00:19:50,492 --> 00:19:52,661
But, uh, I'm Ethan.
369
00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:54,828
- And you would be...
- Looking for Joe.
370
00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:57,414
- Expect him anytime soon?
- I do not.
371
00:19:57,415 --> 00:19:59,834
Uh, relatively speaking.
Joe's out of town.
372
00:19:59,835 --> 00:20:01,670
But is there anything
I can help you find?
373
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,837
Possibly. I'm in the market
374
00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:06,340
for a first-edition copy of "Ozma of Oz."
375
00:20:06,341 --> 00:20:08,593
Oh, that's a pretty rare critter.
376
00:20:08,594 --> 00:20:10,095
Uh, not sure we have it.
377
00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:11,553
See, books of that pedigree we keep
378
00:20:11,554 --> 00:20:13,807
under lock and key downstairs.
379
00:20:13,808 --> 00:20:15,531
And you don't have the key?
380
00:20:16,394 --> 00:20:18,478
Well, normally I have the key.
381
00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:20,270
But I just don't have it right now.
382
00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:22,691
Uh, Joe left with it. He just
forgot to give it to me.
383
00:20:22,692 --> 00:20:24,457
And where is Joe?
384
00:20:28,321 --> 00:20:30,365
I thought I was supposed to be writing.
385
00:20:30,366 --> 00:20:32,032
Are you with Eight Seconds?
386
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:34,202
No, I told you. I'm on a retreat.
387
00:20:34,203 --> 00:20:35,578
Is he with you?
388
00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:39,581
- What is it, Ethan?
- Hey, bro.
389
00:20:39,582 --> 00:20:41,626
Uh, I know you didn't
wanna be interrupted,
390
00:20:41,627 --> 00:20:43,545
but, uh, this chick
was just in asking about
391
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:46,423
a first ed. "Ozma of Oz."
- What are you talking about?
392
00:20:46,424 --> 00:20:48,549
Joe's there, in Nyack.
393
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:51,720
- What did she look like?
- Uh, 25-ish, brunette,
394
00:20:51,721 --> 00:20:54,556
kinda hot, but you know,
maybe that's like a type thing.
395
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,223
Peach Salinger.
396
00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:57,501
Are you lying to me?
397
00:20:57,526 --> 00:20:59,060
Of course you are, that's what you do,
398
00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:00,520
lie so your life looks better.
399
00:21:00,521 --> 00:21:02,856
Peach, I'm... I'm not lying.
400
00:21:02,857 --> 00:21:05,066
I told you, I'm here to write. I...
401
00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:06,734
I can't deal with this right now
402
00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:09,404
- I promise I'll call you.
- And you told her I'm here?
403
00:21:09,405 --> 00:21:11,822
I'm sorry, man. Did I screw up or...
404
00:21:11,823 --> 00:21:14,241
You'll know I'm here.
You may already know.
405
00:21:14,242 --> 00:21:17,036
Hey, you. Oh, sorry.
406
00:21:17,037 --> 00:21:18,203
So sorry.
407
00:21:18,204 --> 00:21:20,248
How is this explainable?
408
00:21:20,249 --> 00:21:23,001
Do I run? Shit, shit, shit.
409
00:21:35,513 --> 00:21:37,598
Joe?
410
00:21:37,599 --> 00:21:39,142
Beck?
411
00:21:39,143 --> 00:21:40,519
What are you doing here?
412
00:21:50,654 --> 00:21:54,031
That's true, you are
a book seller, aren't you?
413
00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:57,659
Sadly, I humiliate myself
like this annually.
414
00:21:57,660 --> 00:22:00,511
Mm. Well, this is kinda working for ya.
415
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,456
You mock.
416
00:22:02,457 --> 00:22:04,181
It's... it's fair.
417
00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:11,132
I'm... I'm lying.
I'm lying to you right now.
418
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,593
- Excuse me?
- I knew you were here.
419
00:22:13,594 --> 00:22:15,928
I wasn't happy with how we left things.
420
00:22:15,929 --> 00:22:18,431
And apparently, neither were
you, seeing as how you were
421
00:22:18,432 --> 00:22:20,016
- hiding out in the bathroom.
- I... I...
422
00:22:20,017 --> 00:22:21,850
I wasn't hiding, I swear.
423
00:22:21,851 --> 00:22:24,229
We can at least agree that I may
424
00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:26,356
have left you a little wanting.
425
00:22:26,357 --> 00:22:28,273
- Yeah...
- So, you're saying you did
426
00:22:28,274 --> 00:22:29,818
want it to last
longer than eight seconds?
427
00:22:29,819 --> 00:22:32,110
No! I mean... yeah. As in...
428
00:22:32,111 --> 00:22:33,905
Wait, I thought it was a race.
429
00:22:33,906 --> 00:22:35,656
Didn't I win?
430
00:22:35,657 --> 00:22:37,866
No. Um...
431
00:22:37,867 --> 00:22:40,912
I just... I thought it'd be nice
if I came and surprised you.
432
00:22:40,913 --> 00:22:42,720
And not leave you with...
433
00:22:43,415 --> 00:22:46,335
that memory of me for too long.
434
00:22:47,877 --> 00:22:50,421
How did you, um...
435
00:22:50,422 --> 00:22:52,131
How did you know I was here?
436
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,925
Oh, well, you posted
a nature shot this morning.
437
00:22:54,926 --> 00:22:57,678
See that little restaurant sign
in the background?
438
00:22:57,679 --> 00:23:00,347
Apparently, Pops and Millie's
ain't a chain.
439
00:23:00,348 --> 00:23:02,224
Mm, shocking. Really should be.
440
00:23:02,225 --> 00:23:03,619
Yeah.
441
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,603
So I Googled it
and I saw all the information
442
00:23:05,604 --> 00:23:07,187
about the festival and I figured
443
00:23:07,188 --> 00:23:08,565
this was probably why
you were in the area.
444
00:23:08,566 --> 00:23:10,983
And by the way, this outfit is
really working on you, too.
445
00:23:10,984 --> 00:23:12,777
Ohh.
446
00:23:12,778 --> 00:23:14,084
Um...
447
00:23:16,365 --> 00:23:19,048
Can you hold on for just one second?
448
00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:23,495
Hey, sweetie.
Cooper's kinda hitting a wall.
449
00:23:23,496 --> 00:23:25,373
We were gonna head back
and rest up before dinner.
450
00:23:25,374 --> 00:23:28,876
Oh, okay. I'll find my own
ride back to the hotel, so...
451
00:23:28,877 --> 00:23:31,462
And who is this handsome gentleman?
452
00:23:31,463 --> 00:23:34,339
Sorry, this is... this is Joe.
453
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:36,885
He works at a book store
I go to in the city.
454
00:23:36,886 --> 00:23:38,359
Well, hey, Joe.
455
00:23:39,096 --> 00:23:41,431
This is my wife, Nancy.
I'm... I'm Ned, Beck's dad.
456
00:23:41,432 --> 00:23:43,974
- Hi.
- Hey, nice to meet you both.
457
00:23:43,975 --> 00:23:46,560
You're welcome to join us
for dinner, Joe.
458
00:23:46,561 --> 00:23:49,606
Yes! Totally. If you can.
459
00:23:49,607 --> 00:23:52,232
I... I'd love to.
460
00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:53,791
We'll see you then.
461
00:23:56,488 --> 00:23:58,239
Okay, uh...
462
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,490
I can explain.
463
00:23:59,491 --> 00:24:01,006
Um...
464
00:24:03,454 --> 00:24:05,997
One day, when I was, um, 12,
465
00:24:05,998 --> 00:24:09,250
I got home from school
before my brother and sister.
466
00:24:09,251 --> 00:24:11,376
My mom was at work.
467
00:24:11,377 --> 00:24:15,298
So I go into the basement
to play "Mario Brothers"
468
00:24:15,299 --> 00:24:18,440
And I, uh... I find...
469
00:24:18,969 --> 00:24:20,651
my father...
470
00:24:21,429 --> 00:24:25,224
unconscious, with a needle in his arm.
471
00:24:27,352 --> 00:24:29,451
I thought he was dead.
472
00:24:30,188 --> 00:24:32,106
I'm so sorry
473
00:24:32,107 --> 00:24:33,441
you had to go through that.
474
00:24:33,442 --> 00:24:35,457
I mean, he survived it.
475
00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:40,447
And... which, of course,
was this amazing thing.
476
00:24:40,448 --> 00:24:43,451
So when he disappeared on us
because he relapsed,
477
00:24:43,452 --> 00:24:44,967
I just...
478
00:24:45,204 --> 00:24:46,844
I couldn't believe it.
479
00:24:47,748 --> 00:24:51,307
Right then and there,
I decided he was dead.
480
00:24:53,294 --> 00:24:55,837
Which is why I told you he was,
which is...
481
00:24:57,508 --> 00:25:00,718
Totally wrong, I mean, who does that?
482
00:25:00,719 --> 00:25:04,097
The first deep, personal thing
483
00:25:04,098 --> 00:25:05,889
I tell you is a total lie.
484
00:25:05,890 --> 00:25:08,350
Well, hang on. That's...
485
00:25:08,351 --> 00:25:10,520
No, I get it if you are horrified
486
00:25:10,521 --> 00:25:12,145
and think I'm a total fraud and liar
487
00:25:12,146 --> 00:25:14,357
and want nothing to do with me.
488
00:25:14,358 --> 00:25:16,290
After everything you've been through?
489
00:25:17,110 --> 00:25:18,443
I get it.
490
00:25:18,444 --> 00:25:20,085
I'm sorry.
491
00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:25,953
You're sorry?
492
00:25:27,996 --> 00:25:29,637
I am.
493
00:25:31,959 --> 00:25:34,751
Anyway, I was... I was at Brown
494
00:25:34,752 --> 00:25:37,337
and he tracked me down
to say he had gotten clean.
495
00:25:37,338 --> 00:25:39,549
And then he says he wants to help
496
00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:43,051
with my school and some of my bills.
497
00:25:43,052 --> 00:25:47,514
Like dad amends. So I bury my resentment
498
00:25:47,515 --> 00:25:49,599
and start having lunches with him
499
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,242
and doing stupid shit like this.
500
00:25:52,687 --> 00:25:55,272
Playing the dutiful daughter.
501
00:25:55,273 --> 00:25:59,109
Enduring this nauseatingly
perfect new family of his.
502
00:25:59,110 --> 00:26:02,787
- I'm sure they're not perfect.
- Believe me, they are.
503
00:26:02,788 --> 00:26:06,451
- Well, I guess I'll find out tonight.
- No.
504
00:26:06,452 --> 00:26:07,993
I'm not subjecting you to that.
505
00:26:07,994 --> 00:26:10,829
I'll just... I'll tell them
you had to go back.
506
00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:13,081
- Book emergency.
- I'd be on board,
507
00:26:13,082 --> 00:26:15,542
but that would be so un-Victorian of me.
508
00:26:15,543 --> 00:26:18,087
The virtuous maiden
is supposed to be rescued
509
00:26:18,088 --> 00:26:21,382
by the dashing, sometimes broody
510
00:26:21,383 --> 00:26:23,593
altogether charming hero.
511
00:26:23,594 --> 00:26:26,402
And who is that? Is that...
is that meant to be you?
512
00:26:28,307 --> 00:26:29,557
But that boat, she can take it.
513
00:26:29,558 --> 00:26:31,254
You know. No, no, I know, I know it well.
514
00:26:31,255 --> 00:26:32,461
I don't know if Beck's told you,
515
00:26:32,462 --> 00:26:34,754
but I captained the Nantucket
Ferry for 16 years.
516
00:26:34,755 --> 00:26:36,313
I did not know... see, now,
517
00:26:36,314 --> 00:26:37,690
I feel like I've been telling
518
00:26:37,691 --> 00:26:39,232
Mickey Mantle how to hold a bat.
519
00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:40,276
Oh, please.
520
00:26:40,277 --> 00:26:41,735
Do you sail, too?
521
00:26:41,736 --> 00:26:43,320
Oh, God, no.
Never had the patience for it.
522
00:26:43,321 --> 00:26:45,615
Oh, Dad, you know your way
around a sailboat.
523
00:26:45,616 --> 00:26:47,241
Well, enough to know that I'm all thumbs.
524
00:26:47,242 --> 00:26:48,826
Yeah, I've been out a couple times.
525
00:26:48,827 --> 00:26:51,369
You don't remember the renters next door?
526
00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:53,414
They had that Sunfish
they let you take out.
527
00:26:53,415 --> 00:26:57,126
The Murphys. Their cars were
always blocking the driveway.
528
00:26:57,127 --> 00:26:59,587
How's life in the big city, dear?
529
00:26:59,588 --> 00:27:02,130
It's great. Thanks for asking.
530
00:27:02,131 --> 00:27:04,800
Oh, and we broke our
centerboard that one time.
531
00:27:04,801 --> 00:27:07,095
And... and the current took us,
like, halfway to Long Island.
532
00:27:07,096 --> 00:27:09,262
Eh... what'd I say? Not much of a sailor.
533
00:27:09,263 --> 00:27:11,598
But you do, you remember it, right?
534
00:27:11,599 --> 00:27:13,309
I mean, it was pouring.
535
00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:16,105
I learned every swear word
in the book that day.
536
00:27:18,357 --> 00:27:20,357
I don't think he remembers, dear.
537
00:27:20,358 --> 00:27:23,443
I think he can speak for himself, Nancy.
538
00:27:23,444 --> 00:27:26,155
God, you know, you don't...
you don't have to protect him.
539
00:27:26,156 --> 00:27:28,199
Okay, he's... he's not a child.
540
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,367
You're one to talk.
541
00:27:30,368 --> 00:27:34,038
- Excuse me?
- You invest nothing in this family.
542
00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:35,705
Nothing.
543
00:27:35,706 --> 00:27:37,333
Not even a call
to your father on his birthday.
544
00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:38,792
You know what? Stop.
545
00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:40,293
You have no idea
what you're talking about.
546
00:27:40,294 --> 00:27:42,712
'Cause your father...
he's just an ATM to you.
547
00:27:42,713 --> 00:27:44,965
- Right, Beck?
- Uh, please,
548
00:27:44,966 --> 00:27:46,550
- let's not do this.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
549
00:27:46,551 --> 00:27:48,136
And what is he to you?
550
00:27:48,137 --> 00:27:50,262
A feature for your blog so you can brag
551
00:27:50,263 --> 00:27:52,682
how you lifted him
out of the pits of despair?
552
00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:55,100
News flash!
He was sober when you met him.
553
00:27:55,101 --> 00:27:56,726
I was in the pits with him.
554
00:27:56,727 --> 00:27:59,480
And not because
I wasn't Christian enough.
555
00:27:59,481 --> 00:28:01,982
You didn't save him.
556
00:28:01,983 --> 00:28:03,276
You think he'll fall over
557
00:28:03,277 --> 00:28:04,860
if you pull your hand out of his ass?
558
00:28:04,861 --> 00:28:07,864
Guinevere! Enough.
559
00:28:07,865 --> 00:28:09,030
What the hell are you looking at?
560
00:28:09,031 --> 00:28:11,325
- Guinevere.
- Do not talk to my daughter that way.
561
00:28:11,326 --> 00:28:13,618
Okay, whatever. I'm done.
562
00:28:13,619 --> 00:28:15,328
Oh, and, um...
563
00:28:15,329 --> 00:28:17,539
congrats on the baby.
564
00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:19,332
How blessed you all are.
565
00:28:47,195 --> 00:28:49,044
Do you want him dead?
566
00:28:52,701 --> 00:28:54,299
What?
567
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,305
Kinda feels like you and he...
568
00:29:01,877 --> 00:29:03,586
have some unresolved stuff.
569
00:29:03,587 --> 00:29:07,298
Believe me, I'm king
of unresolved family issues.
570
00:29:07,299 --> 00:29:09,648
I know what people splitting feels like.
571
00:29:12,221 --> 00:29:14,278
I just wonder if, uh...
572
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,184
Look, he's here. He's alive.
573
00:29:18,185 --> 00:29:21,980
Use that as an opportunity
to talk to him.
574
00:29:24,148 --> 00:29:27,457
Or, uh, you're a writer.
575
00:29:27,903 --> 00:29:29,319
Could be helpful to write about him.
576
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,280
- Cathartic, too.
- What are you doing?
577
00:29:32,281 --> 00:29:33,449
N-nothing... I don't...
578
00:29:33,450 --> 00:29:34,825
Do you hear yourself right now?
579
00:29:34,826 --> 00:29:36,077
I mean, who the hell are you
580
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,578
to tell me that I have daddy issues.
581
00:29:38,579 --> 00:29:39,955
You don't even know me.
582
00:29:39,956 --> 00:29:40,956
Hey, Beck, hang... hang... hang on...
583
00:29:40,957 --> 00:29:42,916
Just go.
584
00:29:42,917 --> 00:29:45,475
Leave me alone. I'm serious.
585
00:30:07,650 --> 00:30:09,166
Hey, hon.
586
00:30:10,695 --> 00:30:12,294
We're gonna get going.
587
00:30:15,325 --> 00:30:17,633
Cool, um...
588
00:30:18,369 --> 00:30:20,260
Thanks for dinner.
589
00:30:22,650 --> 00:30:24,695
This should cover the room.
590
00:30:39,223 --> 00:30:41,865
It's hard for me to see you with them.
591
00:30:42,269 --> 00:30:45,520
I keep waiting for you to be you again.
592
00:30:45,521 --> 00:30:47,440
Well, this is me, Guinevere.
593
00:30:47,441 --> 00:30:49,399
No, it's not. You were...
594
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,651
Reckless.
595
00:30:50,652 --> 00:30:51,985
And out of control.
596
00:30:51,986 --> 00:30:54,655
And, honey, you were a kid, you...
597
00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:56,240
You didn't see what was going on.
598
00:30:56,241 --> 00:30:57,631
Yes...
599
00:30:58,201 --> 00:30:59,758
yes, I did.
600
00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:03,165
And you were more than just an addict.
601
00:31:04,665 --> 00:31:06,640
I miss you.
602
00:31:10,588 --> 00:31:13,522
Whatever.
603
00:31:14,342 --> 00:31:16,636
You know, I tell people that you're dead.
604
00:31:18,512 --> 00:31:21,655
Kinda feels like you did die
that day in the basement.
605
00:31:26,771 --> 00:31:28,870
I'm sorry you feel that way.
606
00:31:31,568 --> 00:31:33,528
You were a good sailor.
607
00:31:40,910 --> 00:31:43,302
Well, maybe you can
tell me about it sometime.
608
00:31:43,914 --> 00:31:45,804
Maybe in Vermont.
609
00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:48,598
Over Christmas.
610
00:31:52,088 --> 00:31:54,215
Like I said, I'll have to let you know.
611
00:32:42,638 --> 00:32:44,472
On the plywood over the bay window,
612
00:32:44,473 --> 00:32:47,350
we spray paint taunts
at Hurricane Isabel.
613
00:32:47,351 --> 00:32:50,020
Cow her into a tropical storm.
614
00:32:50,021 --> 00:32:53,774
Her moon tide, though,
carries your beach chair away.
615
00:32:58,405 --> 00:33:00,780
Sea glass and Springsteen.
616
00:33:00,781 --> 00:33:04,326
The beached whale, the silent walk home.
617
00:33:04,327 --> 00:33:07,455
The grill that doesn't start
on the Fourth of July.
618
00:33:13,544 --> 00:33:17,839
The woman at the drug store
you hit on who isn't Mom.
619
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,482
The renters blocking the drive.
620
00:33:20,886 --> 00:33:23,902
The string of my sweatshirt I gnaw on.
621
00:33:25,682 --> 00:33:28,642
Morning sun over Wauwinet.
622
00:33:28,643 --> 00:33:31,228
The red ladle over the pan.
623
00:33:31,229 --> 00:33:33,897
Your wrist, the perfect cant.
624
00:33:37,569 --> 00:33:41,405
You leave for the 8:20 to
Hyannis with one commandment.
625
00:33:41,406 --> 00:33:44,451
Get the batter off the ladle
while it's wet.
626
00:33:52,666 --> 00:33:54,668
The ladle's left in the sink.
627
00:33:56,838 --> 00:33:58,713
Mom lets it soak.
628
00:33:58,714 --> 00:34:00,840
Leave it, she says.
629
00:34:00,841 --> 00:34:03,608
You go away, and we come home.
630
00:34:04,178 --> 00:34:07,013
And what's left of you. It loosens.
631
00:34:07,014 --> 00:34:09,349
And the water carries it away.
632
00:35:10,579 --> 00:35:15,222
They say girls with daddy
issues are really good in bed.
633
00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:18,251
Mm.
634
00:35:24,258 --> 00:35:26,775
I like who I am with you, Joe.
635
00:35:42,986 --> 00:35:45,320
Mm, mm... sorry I didn't call.
636
00:35:45,321 --> 00:35:47,281
Is it okay if I come in?
637
00:35:58,001 --> 00:35:59,626
Ah!
638
00:36:03,089 --> 00:36:04,590
Ahh!
639
00:36:11,890 --> 00:36:13,238
Ahh!
640
00:36:14,225 --> 00:36:17,268
- Oh!
- Ah!
641
00:36:17,269 --> 00:36:19,480
Too rough for you, Goldberg?
642
00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:20,730
Not at all.
643
00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:29,322
- Uh!
- Yeah!
644
00:36:38,874 --> 00:36:41,961
I want you, Joe.
645
00:37:18,205 --> 00:37:19,706
Hey, stranger.
646
00:37:19,707 --> 00:37:21,348
Ohh.
647
00:37:22,292 --> 00:37:23,960
You drool in your sleep.
648
00:37:23,961 --> 00:37:25,852
So cute.
649
00:37:26,214 --> 00:37:27,797
Were you watching me?
650
00:37:27,798 --> 00:37:29,397
Maybe.
651
00:37:30,426 --> 00:37:32,567
Uh-oh. Stalker.
652
00:37:33,053 --> 00:37:35,390
Learn from the best.
653
00:37:49,653 --> 00:37:52,697
How... how did you
figure out where I live?
654
00:37:54,075 --> 00:37:56,869
The bearded guy from the bookstore.
655
00:37:56,870 --> 00:37:58,426
Oh.
656
00:38:02,417 --> 00:38:05,086
Mm, you taste like maple syrup.
657
00:38:10,258 --> 00:38:12,925
- Mm, wait.
- What?
658
00:38:17,055 --> 00:38:21,268
I have to apologize about our talk.
659
00:38:21,269 --> 00:38:23,603
I was a hostile goose.
660
00:38:23,604 --> 00:38:25,021
A hostile goose?
661
00:38:25,022 --> 00:38:27,273
Yeah, geese are total dicks.
662
00:38:27,274 --> 00:38:29,025
But, uh, no, seriously.
663
00:38:29,026 --> 00:38:32,612
You called me on my shit,
664
00:38:32,613 --> 00:38:35,491
and I took it really poorly.
665
00:38:35,492 --> 00:38:38,117
Because, um... well, because
666
00:38:38,118 --> 00:38:39,786
you were totally right,
and I didn't wanna hear it
667
00:38:39,787 --> 00:38:41,288
and I'm sorry.
668
00:38:41,289 --> 00:38:43,081
Like you said, we barely know each other.
669
00:38:43,082 --> 00:38:44,708
- And here I was, trying...
- You really don't think
670
00:38:44,709 --> 00:38:46,460
we know each other?
671
00:38:46,461 --> 00:38:49,087
I mean, I was just... I was angry
when I said that and...
672
00:38:49,088 --> 00:38:50,645
Look...
673
00:38:52,050 --> 00:38:56,637
sometimes I could swear
I've known you forever.
674
00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,262
But in the grand scheme of things,
675
00:38:58,263 --> 00:39:00,097
Not long enough
676
00:39:00,098 --> 00:39:01,391
for me to be commenting
677
00:39:01,392 --> 00:39:02,934
on your relationship with your father.
678
00:39:02,935 --> 00:39:04,393
Oh, you were just trying to help me see
679
00:39:04,394 --> 00:39:06,896
that I'm full of shit.
680
00:39:06,897 --> 00:39:09,148
And you were sweet.
681
00:39:09,149 --> 00:39:13,027
Uh, it's funny. I feel like
every guy I date is...
682
00:39:13,028 --> 00:39:15,322
they're either messes...
like my dad was...
683
00:39:15,323 --> 00:39:16,989
or they're like my dad is now,
684
00:39:16,990 --> 00:39:19,924
trying to be something
that they think they should.
685
00:39:21,454 --> 00:39:24,831
Or they're me. Both a mess and a fraud.
686
00:39:24,832 --> 00:39:26,333
You're not a fraud.
687
00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:29,335
- So just a mess?
- No, not more than anyone.
688
00:39:29,336 --> 00:39:32,547
But then there is you.
689
00:39:32,548 --> 00:39:35,007
I mean, you're not trying to be
anything than what you are.
690
00:39:35,008 --> 00:39:37,594
You're just you. There's not an ounce
691
00:39:37,595 --> 00:39:39,137
of falseness in you.
692
00:39:39,138 --> 00:39:42,683
I mean, you drink Cafe Bustelo
and you own starch.
693
00:39:42,684 --> 00:39:45,268
And I like how you don't care
about dumb shit
694
00:39:45,269 --> 00:39:47,271
like posting your life online.
695
00:39:47,272 --> 00:39:49,691
I mean, it's... it's a revelation.
696
00:39:51,609 --> 00:39:55,612
Do you know how many selfies
I've taken on the toilet?
697
00:39:55,613 --> 00:39:56,779
A lot.
698
00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:05,204
Okay, instead of sitting here,
watching you judge me,
699
00:40:05,205 --> 00:40:06,789
I'm gonna go pee. No.
700
00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:08,125
I'm not...
701
00:40:08,126 --> 00:40:10,919
And try not to take a selfie.
702
00:40:13,881 --> 00:40:15,215
What are the chances
703
00:40:15,216 --> 00:40:16,842
I'm getting a follow-up review?
704
00:40:28,854 --> 00:40:33,317
Apparently I've redeemed myself.
705
00:40:33,318 --> 00:40:34,735
Far be it for me to stop you
706
00:40:34,736 --> 00:40:37,570
from shouting it from the rooftops.
707
00:40:37,571 --> 00:40:41,339
Plus, I guess it is nice
to hear it from your friends.
708
00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:44,828
Even if not all of them
709
00:40:44,829 --> 00:40:46,704
can share in your happiness.
710
00:40:50,251 --> 00:40:52,085
It's really too bad
711
00:40:52,086 --> 00:40:53,587
the one whose approval you crave most
712
00:40:53,588 --> 00:40:55,213
isn't my biggest fan.
713
00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:08,157
Fortunately, Paco's a
remarkably quick reader.
714
00:41:10,396 --> 00:41:12,438
I can return the book I, of course,
715
00:41:12,439 --> 00:41:14,581
never had any intention of keeping.
716
00:41:15,401 --> 00:41:17,417
And if that's not enough,
717
00:41:17,861 --> 00:41:20,587
if Peach still has a problem...
718
00:41:21,865 --> 00:41:23,784
well, every relationship has
719
00:41:23,785 --> 00:41:26,009
its obstacles to overcome, right?
720
00:41:26,870 --> 00:41:29,095
I won't let her get
in the way of us, Beck.
721
00:41:29,624 --> 00:41:30,916
I won't.
722
00:41:34,885 --> 00:41:42,951
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