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When a marriage breaks up,
there are numerous ways to cope.
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You can cry. You can move.
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It's left-right, not right-left.
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Or, as Charlotte did, dive into a new routine.
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A tap routine.
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I feel good.
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I even signed up
for sculpture and tap dancing class.
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Because you can't do one without the other.
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And everyone keeps telling me
to take time to grieve.
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I don't need time.
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This divorce is going to be clean and swift,
like pulling off a Band-Aid.
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Carrie!
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My God, I thought that was you.
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There it was,
the unmistakable voice of Susan Sharon.
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- What's new? What's going on with you?
- Same old, same old.
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Just writing, gallivanting, eating.
You know, the usual.
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- Carrie!
- What?
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You're forgetting the most important thing.
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- They're engaged!
- You're getting married!
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My God!
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Aidan, mazel tov!
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Okay. Let me see, where's the...
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It's here, it's right here.
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Why is it around your neck?
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Is that what
the people are doing these days?
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- I'm so out of it.
- No, it's just me.
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It's closer to my heart this way.
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So, spring wedding?
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Fall wedding? Where are you doing it?
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God, we haven't even begun
to think about that stuff.
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You'd better chop-chop, missy.
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Because these places book up,
I'm telling you, years and years.
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Okay, anyway, the wedding.
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The next morning,
a hotel mogul and his publicist...
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began another grueling day at work.
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- Can I help you?
- You're gorgeous.
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Tell me something I don't know.
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As intimate as their personal affair
had become...
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when it came to their business affairs,
Samantha remained cool and professional...
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...in theory.
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J.J. Mitchell.
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J.J., Samantha Jones.
I have your column in my hand...
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and I'm very disappointed.
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Jonesy, I thought
you'd be sucking my dick...
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for getting
Richard Wright's name in the paper.
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We'll talk about your dick later. Richard
Wright canoodling with Bebe London?
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That's bullshit. I know he's canoodling with
one woman and it's not Bebe London.
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Okay, guess which hotheaded publicist
can't seem to keep track of her own client?
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Guess which two-bit gossip columnist
is talking out of his ass?
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Believe me,
I'd rather be talking out of your ass.
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So, just say the word...
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Jonesy?
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J.J. Mitchell's column said
you were canoodling with Bebe London.
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He's an idiot, just giving you a heads-up.
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All press is good press, right?
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So, you were canoodling
with Bebe London?
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Is that a problem?
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No.
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I just need to get all the facts
so I can do my job.
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Why don't you take a break from your job
and get that sexy ass in here?
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In an effort to drown out thoughts
of Richard canoodling with Bebe London...
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Samantha focused on her own canoodle.
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And in a more modest shower uptown...
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- Excuse me, have we met?
- Can I get in there?
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The Sheetrock guy is coming in 10 minutes.
It's really coming along over there.
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Walls are coming down,
washer-dryer's on the way.
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I forgot about the washer and dryer.
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I've been dreaming of that
my whole New York life.
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- Here's something else for you to chew on.
- What's that?
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How about Hawaii?
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- As what, the 50th state?
- As in, we get hitched.
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We grab a couple friends,
down some mai tais, tie the knot.
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You know, we can get "Maui'd."
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Buddy, did you just pun in the nude?
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- Yeah.
- What did I tell you about that?
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- Give me the soap.
- What do you think?
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- What, about Hawaii?
- Yeah.
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Come on, do I look like the "Hang-10,"
"Surf's-up" kind of bride to you?
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'Cause I really think
my grass skirt days are over.
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Okay, how about Aspen?
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Christmastime in Aspen
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You, me, a polar bear, a judge.
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How's that sound?
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For a shower with so little water pressure...
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I suddenly felt a ton of it
beating down on my shoulders.
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And here's the spine, right here.
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Isn't that incredible?
Here's the heart beating.
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See?
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Kind of. I think so.
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Okay.
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Do you want to know the sex?
I can tell you right now, if you do.
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- Okay.
- Sure?
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It's a boy.
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It's a boy. How do you feel?
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Great, a boy!
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Boy, oh boy.
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I just faked a sonogram.
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- I'm sorry?
- I was lying there...
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the technician's
giving me a guided tour of my uterus...
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then she tells me I'm having a boy...
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My God!
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- You're having a boy?
- You see? That.
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That's what this woman wanted out of me,
but I couldn't get it up for her. So, I faked it.
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What exactly
does a fake sonogram look like...
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in case I ever need to do it?
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Everyone else
is glowing about my pregnancy.
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When will I?
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I get the same thing every time
someone hears I'm engaged. They're like...
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I'm supposed to be all excited about
picking a date, and a place, and a theme.
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And I just want to lie down
and take a big nap.
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I feel like a deadbeat bride.
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So, don't do all that stupid stuff. Fuck them.
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I better do something soon
because I'm getting the distinct feeling...
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my grace period is O-V-E-R.
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I don't even want to look for a dress.
Me, no dress!
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- What's wrong here?
- Maybe it's like the dentist.
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You put it off and put it off,
and then you finally go...
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and afterwards you feel great.
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God, I have to go to the dentist.
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Okay, wait. I'm having a radical idea here.
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There's a horrible bridal shop
a couple of blocks away.
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- We could go...
- How do you even know this?
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Because every time I pass by it, I go "blech."
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We could run in, you
could try on the worst dress they have...
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just face the dragon, get it over with.
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And then I'll treat you to a Tasti-Delite.
It's like aversion shock therapy.
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You want me to try on a bad wedding dress?
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You're gonna have to do
a lot better than Tasti-Delite.
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I'll try one on too?
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- Hi!
- Hello.
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Ladies.
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My friend Miranda here is getting married.
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So we're looking for something special...
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and we're in kind of a hurry.
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And for Carrie here...
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we're thinking
of something with a lot of bows...
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very frilly and poofy.
We want her to look like a giant cupcake.
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I'm sorry,
which one of you is getting married?
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We both are. We do everything together.
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And right now,
Miranda has everything but the gown...
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- And the groom.
- Whoops!
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Okay.
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Is this a lesbian wedding?
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No, it's a very straight-laced,
conservative crowd.
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Lots of Wall Street types.
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I'll see what I can find. Come with me.
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Your rehearsal dinner is gonna rock.
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Okay, on the count of three...
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One, two...
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Stop, I'm going to pee in this thing.
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- Look at you!
- Look at yourself!
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- Hold still, you need a veil.
- Okay.
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Look, look.
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I look beautiful.
You can't even tell I'm pregnant in this.
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The sleeves balance out the tummy.
Don't you think it's kind of fetching?
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My God.
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This is too tight, I can't breathe.
Can you get it off me?
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- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm not kidding!
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You don't want the woman
to come back in here.
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I'm not kidding. Get it off!
I'm burning up. I can't breathe!
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I'm sorry!
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There are a million buttons back here!
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My God, your back is all red.
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Just get it off, just rip it off!
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My God.
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What just happened?
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- I can't do it, I can't get married.
- This is all your fault.
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- How could you take her to that dump?
- It was an experiment. It went awry.
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Okay, let's just slow down.
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This is classic cold feet.
Let's not do anything rash.
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Rash, yes exactly, rash. Look at this.
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My body is literally
rejecting the idea of marriage. Look!
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Once you get a rash from a guy,
it's time to heave-ho.
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No, it's not him, it's me.
I'm missing the bride gene.
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I should be put in a test tube and studied.
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It's not just you, I don't want to get married.
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Ever?
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Why do we even have to get married? Why?
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Give me one good reason.
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Aside from
the not-wanting-to-die-alone thing.
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Which is something to think about, I admit.
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For me, when it was good,
it gave me a sense of security.
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But I feel secure now.
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Things are great with us.
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- You know what they say, "If it ain't broke..."
- Don't marry it.
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- What are you afraid would change?
- I don't know.
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Nothing.
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Everything.
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Every bride feels that way at one point.
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Why aren't they speaking up?
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Carrie, I'm going to ask you
an unpleasant question now.
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- Why did you ever say yes?
- Because I love him.
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A man you love, kneels in the street...
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and offers you a ring, you say yes.
That's what you do.
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You get married, you hope for the best.
It doesn't work out, you get divorced.
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You can take tap with Bo Jangles here.
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No, I can't take a vow of forever-and-ever,
if what I mean is...
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for-the-foreseeable-future.
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- I can't do that to Aidan.
- Talk to him about it.
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How do you talk about this?
"Aidan, what's up?
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"I've been having some doubts
about the whole 'I do' thing."
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Lt'll break his heart.
I should never have said yes.
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- I'm a bad person.
- It's amazing.
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In a courtroom, reasonable doubt
can get you off for murder.
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In an engagement,
it makes you feel like a bad person.
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Look, everyone
has anxiety around weddings.
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Maybe your anxiety threshold
is just lower than other people's.
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Interesting theory.
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You think that dress
is still outside the dumpster at Tasti-Delite?
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After being hit by a bridal wave...
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I tried to get my mind
around the concept of happily ever after.
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As progressive as our society claims to be...
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there are still certain life targets
we're all supposed to hit.
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Marriage, babies,
and a home to call your own.
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But what if,
instead of breaking out in a smile...
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you break out in a rash?
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Is something wrong with the system?
Or is it you?
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And do we really want these things?
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Or are we just programmed?
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In a crisis,
people always tell you to listen to your gut.
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Mine was telling me to start smoking again.
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Hi.
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Marlboro Lights, please.
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But I decided not to throw it all away.
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You know what? Actually...
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Just these.
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Later, while Aidan
worked on the apartment next door...
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I worked on reprogramming my attitude.
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Could I be a spring bride?
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Happy bride?
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Peekaboo bride?
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Stop!
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Stop, Aidan, stop it!
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Aidan!
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I'm freaking out.
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I can't, I...
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I cannot...
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I am having...
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a very strong reaction to all this change.
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- Okay, just don't freak out.
- I am freaking out!
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00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:12,808
- It all just feels really fast.
- The hole?
242
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:16,140
- I told you I was gonna come through there...
- It's not just the hole!
243
00:13:18,991 --> 00:13:20,038
What?
244
00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,397
It's the marriage stuff.
245
00:13:30,158 --> 00:13:32,013
I love you and I'm sorry...
246
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,948
if I'm not supposed to talk to you about this.
247
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,979
But I have to.
248
00:13:41,838 --> 00:13:43,114
Come here.
249
00:13:43,214 --> 00:13:45,221
Just sit down on the floor.
250
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,693
What's happening?
251
00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:00,938
I didn't want to say anything...
252
00:14:01,454 --> 00:14:04,137
but then that thing came through my wall.
253
00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:12,932
I don't think
that I'm ready to get married yet.
254
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,599
- Do you hate me?
- No, come on.
255
00:14:19,437 --> 00:14:23,234
- You're catching me a little off guard here.
- I know, I just...
256
00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:26,185
I hear you.
257
00:14:32,108 --> 00:14:33,832
I need a minute here.
258
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:42,053
Is it because I said we could get "Maui'd"?
259
00:14:47,564 --> 00:14:49,603
Thank you for making a joke.
260
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,117
Let's slow it down.
261
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,608
Okay, how much time do you need?
262
00:14:58,827 --> 00:15:00,136
Six months?
263
00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:02,953
Nine months?
264
00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:08,329
- The end of the year?
- Which year?
265
00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:13,315
So, you just need some time?
266
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:15,650
Yeah.
267
00:15:16,138 --> 00:15:17,447
I think so.
268
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,298
Okay.
269
00:15:21,866 --> 00:15:23,393
We'll get there.
270
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,011
Thank you, Aidan.
271
00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:30,569
Thank you for listening.
272
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,968
Did you see the washer and dryer?
273
00:15:43,306 --> 00:15:44,615
I love you.
274
00:15:47,817 --> 00:15:51,810
The next day, Miranda enjoyed
a few moments of solitude with her bills...
275
00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:53,223
and her cleaning lady.
276
00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:54,369
Magda?
277
00:15:54,441 --> 00:15:57,256
I'm going to pay you
for a whole month, okay?
278
00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:02,910
Look what I found on the kitchen counter.
It's beautiful!
279
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:06,499
- Did they tell you boy or girl?
- Yes, it's a boy.
280
00:16:09,609 --> 00:16:10,721
A boy!
281
00:16:12,328 --> 00:16:16,638
A boy is coming into the house.
A boy is highest blessing, it's good luck.
282
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,393
Smile.
283
00:16:24,329 --> 00:16:25,855
Smile for a boy.
284
00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:28,033
A boy!
285
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,272
A boy!
286
00:16:40,072 --> 00:16:44,349
And while Miranda had tea for one,
Charlotte was mastering Tea for Two.
287
00:16:44,424 --> 00:16:47,206
We're coming across the floor with me
288
00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:52,390
Step shuffle step for you,
step shuffle step for me.
289
00:16:55,239 --> 00:16:57,378
And now, two by two.
290
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:58,749
Go!
291
00:17:01,223 --> 00:17:02,500
Next pair.
292
00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:05,086
Nice!
293
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:10,947
Very nice.
294
00:17:14,695 --> 00:17:16,517
You, in the flowers...
295
00:17:16,711 --> 00:17:17,572
go!
296
00:17:17,639 --> 00:17:20,356
- I don't have a partner.
- Just go it alone.
297
00:17:20,454 --> 00:17:21,949
And go!
298
00:17:22,247 --> 00:17:26,044
- I don't want to go it alone.
- You'll be fine. Come on, flowers.
299
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:30,787
Picture me upon your knee
300
00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:36,100
I can't do this, I'm sorry, I can't.
And I shouldn't have to.
301
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:40,060
I deserve a real partner.
And this song is abusive and hurtful.
302
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,562
Should I stop?
303
00:17:41,701 --> 00:17:44,036
You should
think about how a person would feel...
304
00:17:44,102 --> 00:17:46,174
who's going through a difficult divorce...
305
00:17:46,246 --> 00:17:50,174
and who just comes here to have fun
and feel good about themselves!
306
00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:59,777
In her attempt to skip over her grief,
Charlotte tapped into her pain.
307
00:18:07,301 --> 00:18:11,163
The next week, we all put on our finest
and gathered at the Black and White Ball...
308
00:18:11,237 --> 00:18:13,725
Richard Wright's charity fundraiser.
309
00:18:15,972 --> 00:18:18,274
Aidan looks so handsome in a tux.
310
00:18:18,469 --> 00:18:20,257
- Yeah.
- How's he doing?
311
00:18:21,028 --> 00:18:22,686
Good, good.
312
00:18:23,013 --> 00:18:25,401
Still a little thrown
about the change in plans...
313
00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:26,686
but good.
314
00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:29,602
I just hope I did the right thing.
315
00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:33,465
You followed your feelings.
That's always the right thing to do.
316
00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,125
I'm drinking seltzer...
317
00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:38,617
and I'm in a formal gown
with an elasto-waist.
318
00:18:38,691 --> 00:18:40,415
I really fit in here.
319
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:45,018
Do you realize you're growing
a teeny tiny penis inside you?
320
00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:46,620
That's so sci-fi.
321
00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:49,691
My God! You're having a boy?
322
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:51,803
Aren't you so excited?
323
00:18:54,787 --> 00:18:57,918
Two glasses of French fizz here
and a sody for you.
324
00:18:57,988 --> 00:19:00,955
Did you know that Miranda's having a boy?
325
00:19:02,371 --> 00:19:04,575
I think I'm going to hurt myself.
326
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,847
I trust
you're finding something noteworthy...
327
00:19:06,915 --> 00:19:08,824
to put in your column, J.J.?
328
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:10,208
Look at you.
329
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,209
I can think of other places
I'd like to put my column tonight.
330
00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:15,454
- Dream on, J.J.
- Never hurts to ask, right?
331
00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:17,083
I'm sure you know this one...
332
00:19:17,154 --> 00:19:20,449
but guess which hotel king
is having very private relations...
333
00:19:20,515 --> 00:19:22,303
with a very public New York woman?
334
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,443
I guess the cat's out of the bag.
335
00:19:24,515 --> 00:19:27,329
It's out of the bag. Look at them together.
336
00:19:29,506 --> 00:19:31,546
That Judith McBain, she's insatiable.
337
00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:34,749
Word is they've done it
in every one of his hotels.
338
00:19:35,554 --> 00:19:36,830
Excuse me.
339
00:19:38,338 --> 00:19:39,679
Good chatting with you.
340
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,463
Samantha could handle the press,
but not the truth.
341
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:45,115
Richard is fucking
the entire styles section...
342
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:48,534
and for the first time in my life,
I actually give a shit.
343
00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:51,512
I think I have monogamy.
I must've caught it from you people.
344
00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:53,855
- It's airborne.
- There are a lot of hot guys...
345
00:19:53,922 --> 00:19:57,337
but I don't want to fuck
a single one of them. Not him...
346
00:19:57,409 --> 00:19:58,423
or him.
347
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:01,214
What about this guy over here?
He asked me if I knew you.
348
00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:02,296
Who?
349
00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:07,582
No, I'm not interested. Damn it, I'm not well.
350
00:20:07,649 --> 00:20:09,504
At least you're not getting divorced.
351
00:20:09,569 --> 00:20:12,471
- Just tell Richard how you feel.
- I can't do that.
352
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,287
He likes me because
I'm supposed to be immune to this bullshit.
353
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,514
There goes that Judith Bitchy-McBitch
heading for Richard.
354
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,723
Okay, I'm going to go over there...
355
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:25,622
and I'm going to be completely calm,
and completely professional.
356
00:20:26,112 --> 00:20:29,145
Every day, millions of people
suffer from monogamy.
357
00:20:29,216 --> 00:20:31,038
There is no known cure.
358
00:20:31,488 --> 00:20:32,895
I'm so sorry.
359
00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:39,385
- Hey, gorgeous. Great turnout.
- This is purely professional.
360
00:20:40,159 --> 00:20:42,614
Exactly how many women are you fucking?
361
00:20:42,687 --> 00:20:46,233
It's the "Black and White" Ball,
not the "black and blue" ball.
362
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,359
As your publicist, I must tell you
all this canoodling and bed-hopping...
363
00:20:50,431 --> 00:20:51,806
is tacky and immature.
364
00:20:51,872 --> 00:20:55,516
- It makes investors nervous, and frankly...
- It makes you nervous, too.
365
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,819
As your publicist, yes, it does.
366
00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:02,013
So, grow up. Stop fucking other women.
Just fuck me.
367
00:21:03,487 --> 00:21:06,335
Come on, we're not the monotonous...
368
00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:09,949
- I mean, monogamous type.
- Maybe I am.
369
00:21:11,455 --> 00:21:13,277
Gorgeous, I'm not.
370
00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:16,438
Fine.
371
00:21:17,854 --> 00:21:19,709
Jonesy, you get any good dish for me?
372
00:21:19,774 --> 00:21:21,334
In fact, she did.
373
00:21:21,694 --> 00:21:24,083
Samantha gave J.J. An exclusive...
374
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:27,259
just to prove to herself that she was not.
375
00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:30,263
- What the...
- Shit.
376
00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:32,726
Shit! Just a minute.
377
00:21:32,798 --> 00:21:35,416
It wasn't the first time
a guy went soft on Samantha...
378
00:21:35,485 --> 00:21:38,202
but it was the first time she didn't care.
379
00:21:38,461 --> 00:21:41,909
Jonesy, I can't believe this is happening.
This never happens to me.
380
00:21:41,982 --> 00:21:44,731
I can give a list of women
who this has never happened with.
381
00:21:44,797 --> 00:21:46,008
That isn't necessary.
382
00:21:46,078 --> 00:21:49,874
No, I want to,
I want you to call Anna Bonnie at 957-7297...
383
00:21:49,949 --> 00:21:52,404
or Lisa Yellin at 459...
384
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,133
There you are.
385
00:21:54,205 --> 00:21:57,053
Listen, maybe I was too quick back there.
386
00:21:57,725 --> 00:22:00,278
If there's anyone
who could keep monotony interesting...
387
00:22:00,349 --> 00:22:01,875
Man of the hour.
388
00:22:06,812 --> 00:22:08,503
You'll never change.
389
00:22:09,277 --> 00:22:12,277
And I wouldn't want you to.
Let's just keep things as they were.
390
00:22:12,349 --> 00:22:15,283
This doesn't count.
He couldn't even stay hard.
391
00:22:15,677 --> 00:22:17,400
Good seeing you, J.J.
392
00:22:20,637 --> 00:22:22,524
Don't say it, limp dick.
393
00:22:22,684 --> 00:22:23,731
Okay.
394
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,457
That's a very good look for you.
395
00:22:31,036 --> 00:22:33,719
I think we both look kinda sharp tonight.
396
00:22:34,556 --> 00:22:36,661
You've never looked prettier, my friend.
397
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,008
Thank you.
398
00:22:38,812 --> 00:22:40,754
Let's get married tonight.
399
00:22:41,787 --> 00:22:44,951
Come on,
you've got this beautiful white dress on...
400
00:22:45,051 --> 00:22:47,636
I've got this tux for another 13 hours.
401
00:22:49,307 --> 00:22:50,867
Let's just do it.
402
00:22:51,099 --> 00:22:52,823
Let's get in a cab...
403
00:22:52,891 --> 00:22:54,582
airport, Vegas.
404
00:22:56,571 --> 00:22:58,131
No muss, no fuss.
405
00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:02,074
- Aidan, this isn't funny.
- Come on!
406
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,166
Look, if we get married tonight...
407
00:23:07,355 --> 00:23:09,558
we wake up tomorrow, it's done.
408
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:14,516
All right? We're still us.
We don't even have to tell anybody.
409
00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:19,729
What about what we discussed?
410
00:23:19,803 --> 00:23:21,810
Come on. You're just scared.
411
00:23:21,882 --> 00:23:23,408
Yes, I'm scared.
412
00:23:24,826 --> 00:23:26,964
Come on, Aidan, we talked about this.
413
00:23:27,034 --> 00:23:29,173
No, you talked and I listened.
414
00:23:29,722 --> 00:23:33,038
Carrie, I looked at you tonight
from across the room...
415
00:23:33,690 --> 00:23:35,632
and I thought, I love her.
416
00:23:35,898 --> 00:23:37,458
And she loves me.
417
00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:39,316
And what are we waiting for?
418
00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:41,524
Because I need more time.
419
00:23:41,849 --> 00:23:43,573
What's going to change?
420
00:23:43,642 --> 00:23:46,675
This is me.
I don't have any tricks up my sleeve.
421
00:23:46,745 --> 00:23:49,363
- This is who I am.
- This isn't about you.
422
00:23:50,201 --> 00:23:52,208
I'm not ready for marriage.
423
00:23:52,505 --> 00:23:53,552
I am.
424
00:23:54,329 --> 00:23:56,533
I'm sorry if that scares you, but I am.
425
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,667
People fall in love, they get married.
426
00:23:59,737 --> 00:24:02,519
- That's what they do.
- Not necessarily.
427
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,622
Why can't we...
428
00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:11,187
just keep things the way they are...
429
00:24:11,256 --> 00:24:14,420
- just live together?
- I don't want to live together.
430
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,262
I've had girlfriends for 20 years.
431
00:24:17,432 --> 00:24:19,342
I want you to be my wife.
432
00:24:19,736 --> 00:24:22,802
- Aidan, you're pushing me.
- Maybe you need to be pushed.
433
00:24:22,872 --> 00:24:25,457
What's the big deal?
It's just a stupid piece of paper.
434
00:24:25,528 --> 00:24:29,390
If it's just a stupid piece of paper,
then why do we need it?
435
00:24:29,464 --> 00:24:31,057
Because I need it!
436
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,095
I want to make this official
and lock this thing down.
437
00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:39,219
I want the whole wide world to know
that you're mine.
438
00:24:39,287 --> 00:24:41,076
Who else's would I be?
439
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,712
My God.
440
00:24:48,951 --> 00:24:50,577
You still don't trust me.
441
00:24:50,648 --> 00:24:52,884
You don't even wear that ring
on your fucking finger.
442
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:55,537
I am yours. There is nobody else.
443
00:24:56,855 --> 00:25:00,335
I love you.
But I can't marry you to make you trust me.
444
00:25:05,431 --> 00:25:06,740
Look at me.
445
00:25:08,694 --> 00:25:11,377
Look at me before we make a huge mistake.
446
00:25:12,758 --> 00:25:15,475
If you don't want to marry me right now...
447
00:25:16,118 --> 00:25:18,256
you'll never want to marry me.
448
00:25:18,774 --> 00:25:21,524
- That's not true.
- I think it is.
449
00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:34,899
I'm gonna sleep
in the other apartment tonight.
450
00:25:34,965 --> 00:25:36,110
Really?
451
00:25:37,366 --> 00:25:38,772
Yeah, really.
452
00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:41,070
Just for tonight?
453
00:25:42,773 --> 00:25:45,195
I can't believe I'm back here again.
454
00:25:47,286 --> 00:25:48,333
Shit.
455
00:25:57,877 --> 00:26:01,968
We had left the land of black and white,
and now, everything was gray.
456
00:26:02,901 --> 00:26:06,796
To the outside world,
Miranda's maternal gene might never kick in.
457
00:26:11,508 --> 00:26:15,370
But that night
she felt a real kick from deep inside.
458
00:26:51,763 --> 00:26:54,032
There are some walls
you can push through...
459
00:26:54,099 --> 00:26:55,757
and some you can't.
460
00:27:01,459 --> 00:27:03,663
That was the only night
we would ever spend...
461
00:27:03,731 --> 00:27:05,870
on the other side of the wall.
462
00:27:09,650 --> 00:27:12,268
The next day, Aidan moved out.
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