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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,056 --> 00:01:05,155 When a marriage breaks up, there are numerous ways to cope. 2 00:01:05,224 --> 00:01:07,776 You can cry. You can move. 3 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:10,372 It's left-right, not right-left. 4 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:14,273 Or, as Charlotte did, dive into a new routine. 5 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:15,836 A tap routine. 6 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:17,317 I feel good. 7 00:01:17,383 --> 00:01:20,100 I even signed up for sculpture and tap dancing class. 8 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,239 Because you can't do one without the other. 9 00:01:22,311 --> 00:01:24,766 And everyone keeps telling me to take time to grieve. 10 00:01:24,839 --> 00:01:26,116 I don't need time. 11 00:01:26,183 --> 00:01:30,111 This divorce is going to be clean and swift, like pulling off a Band-Aid. 12 00:01:30,183 --> 00:01:31,328 Carrie! 13 00:01:31,623 --> 00:01:33,957 My God, I thought that was you. 14 00:01:34,406 --> 00:01:37,603 There it was, the unmistakable voice of Susan Sharon. 15 00:01:37,671 --> 00:01:40,573 - What's new? What's going on with you? - Same old, same old. 16 00:01:40,646 --> 00:01:43,875 Just writing, gallivanting, eating. You know, the usual. 17 00:01:43,943 --> 00:01:45,372 - Carrie! - What? 18 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:48,420 You're forgetting the most important thing. 19 00:01:51,974 --> 00:01:54,941 - They're engaged! - You're getting married! 20 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:56,381 My God! 21 00:01:56,902 --> 00:01:59,171 Aidan, mazel tov! 22 00:01:59,782 --> 00:02:01,985 Okay. Let me see, where's the... 23 00:02:02,053 --> 00:02:04,639 It's here, it's right here. 24 00:02:06,341 --> 00:02:07,748 Why is it around your neck? 25 00:02:07,813 --> 00:02:09,918 Is that what the people are doing these days? 26 00:02:09,989 --> 00:02:12,607 - I'm so out of it. - No, it's just me. 27 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,235 It's closer to my heart this way. 28 00:02:18,629 --> 00:02:20,571 So, spring wedding? 29 00:02:20,645 --> 00:02:22,979 Fall wedding? Where are you doing it? 30 00:02:23,301 --> 00:02:26,116 God, we haven't even begun to think about that stuff. 31 00:02:26,181 --> 00:02:27,807 You'd better chop-chop, missy. 32 00:02:27,877 --> 00:02:31,521 Because these places book up, I'm telling you, years and years. 33 00:02:31,589 --> 00:02:33,531 Okay, anyway, the wedding. 34 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:37,374 The next morning, a hotel mogul and his publicist... 35 00:02:37,445 --> 00:02:39,834 began another grueling day at work. 36 00:02:41,604 --> 00:02:43,873 - Can I help you? - You're gorgeous. 37 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:45,631 Tell me something I don't know. 38 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:48,121 As intimate as their personal affair had become... 39 00:02:48,196 --> 00:02:52,931 when it came to their business affairs, Samantha remained cool and professional... 40 00:02:57,732 --> 00:02:59,008 ...in theory. 41 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:00,859 J.J. Mitchell. 42 00:03:00,932 --> 00:03:04,096 J.J., Samantha Jones. I have your column in my hand... 43 00:03:04,164 --> 00:03:05,571 and I'm very disappointed. 44 00:03:05,636 --> 00:03:08,091 Jonesy, I thought you'd be sucking my dick... 45 00:03:08,164 --> 00:03:10,400 for getting Richard Wright's name in the paper. 46 00:03:10,467 --> 00:03:14,013 We'll talk about your dick later. Richard Wright canoodling with Bebe London? 47 00:03:14,084 --> 00:03:18,110 That's bullshit. I know he's canoodling with one woman and it's not Bebe London. 48 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:22,108 Okay, guess which hotheaded publicist can't seem to keep track of her own client? 49 00:03:22,179 --> 00:03:25,561 Guess which two-bit gossip columnist is talking out of his ass? 50 00:03:25,827 --> 00:03:28,216 Believe me, I'd rather be talking out of your ass. 51 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,112 So, just say the word... 52 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,156 Jonesy? 53 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:36,090 J.J. Mitchell's column said you were canoodling with Bebe London. 54 00:03:36,163 --> 00:03:38,880 He's an idiot, just giving you a heads-up. 55 00:03:39,074 --> 00:03:40,765 All press is good press, right? 56 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,386 So, you were canoodling with Bebe London? 57 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:45,051 Is that a problem? 58 00:03:46,178 --> 00:03:47,519 No. 59 00:03:47,587 --> 00:03:51,034 I just need to get all the facts so I can do my job. 60 00:03:51,394 --> 00:03:55,550 Why don't you take a break from your job and get that sexy ass in here? 61 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:09,563 In an effort to drown out thoughts of Richard canoodling with Bebe London... 62 00:04:09,633 --> 00:04:12,121 Samantha focused on her own canoodle. 63 00:04:13,377 --> 00:04:15,930 And in a more modest shower uptown... 64 00:04:18,721 --> 00:04:20,859 - Excuse me, have we met? - Can I get in there? 65 00:04:20,929 --> 00:04:25,053 The Sheetrock guy is coming in 10 minutes. It's really coming along over there. 66 00:04:25,121 --> 00:04:28,155 Walls are coming down, washer-dryer's on the way. 67 00:04:29,793 --> 00:04:31,615 I forgot about the washer and dryer. 68 00:04:31,681 --> 00:04:34,136 I've been dreaming of that my whole New York life. 69 00:04:34,209 --> 00:04:37,023 - Here's something else for you to chew on. - What's that? 70 00:04:37,089 --> 00:04:38,169 How about Hawaii? 71 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,306 - As what, the 50th state? - As in, we get hitched. 72 00:04:41,376 --> 00:04:44,922 We grab a couple friends, down some mai tais, tie the knot. 73 00:04:45,472 --> 00:04:47,480 You know, we can get "Maui'd." 74 00:04:47,552 --> 00:04:49,854 Buddy, did you just pun in the nude? 75 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,440 - Yeah. - What did I tell you about that? 76 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,863 - Give me the soap. - What do you think? 77 00:04:56,544 --> 00:04:58,486 - What, about Hawaii? - Yeah. 78 00:04:59,135 --> 00:05:03,576 Come on, do I look like the "Hang-10," "Surf's-up" kind of bride to you? 79 00:05:04,128 --> 00:05:07,030 'Cause I really think my grass skirt days are over. 80 00:05:07,104 --> 00:05:08,860 Okay, how about Aspen? 81 00:05:08,928 --> 00:05:10,750 Christmastime in Aspen 82 00:05:10,975 --> 00:05:13,179 You, me, a polar bear, a judge. 83 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,351 How's that sound? 84 00:05:16,512 --> 00:05:18,781 For a shower with so little water pressure... 85 00:05:18,847 --> 00:05:21,847 I suddenly felt a ton of it beating down on my shoulders. 86 00:05:24,798 --> 00:05:27,700 And here's the spine, right here. 87 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:31,062 Isn't that incredible? Here's the heart beating. 88 00:05:33,215 --> 00:05:34,229 See? 89 00:05:34,366 --> 00:05:36,635 Kind of. I think so. 90 00:05:37,534 --> 00:05:38,581 Okay. 91 00:05:39,198 --> 00:05:42,264 Do you want to know the sex? I can tell you right now, if you do. 92 00:05:43,582 --> 00:05:45,338 - Okay. - Sure? 93 00:05:48,638 --> 00:05:49,947 It's a boy. 94 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:53,814 It's a boy. How do you feel? 95 00:05:59,198 --> 00:06:01,085 Great, a boy! 96 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:03,288 Boy, oh boy. 97 00:06:05,117 --> 00:06:07,004 I just faked a sonogram. 98 00:06:07,613 --> 00:06:10,068 - I'm sorry? - I was lying there... 99 00:06:10,141 --> 00:06:13,240 the technician's giving me a guided tour of my uterus... 100 00:06:13,309 --> 00:06:15,097 then she tells me I'm having a boy... 101 00:06:15,165 --> 00:06:16,824 My God! 102 00:06:18,109 --> 00:06:20,530 - You're having a boy? - You see? That. 103 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:24,955 That's what this woman wanted out of me, but I couldn't get it up for her. So, I faked it. 104 00:06:25,021 --> 00:06:27,323 What exactly does a fake sonogram look like... 105 00:06:27,389 --> 00:06:29,494 in case I ever need to do it? 106 00:06:31,741 --> 00:06:34,075 Everyone else is glowing about my pregnancy. 107 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:35,002 When will I? 108 00:06:35,069 --> 00:06:38,647 I get the same thing every time someone hears I'm engaged. They're like... 109 00:06:38,716 --> 00:06:42,677 I'm supposed to be all excited about picking a date, and a place, and a theme. 110 00:06:42,748 --> 00:06:45,498 And I just want to lie down and take a big nap. 111 00:06:45,564 --> 00:06:47,058 I feel like a deadbeat bride. 112 00:06:47,132 --> 00:06:49,620 So, don't do all that stupid stuff. Fuck them. 113 00:06:49,692 --> 00:06:52,921 I better do something soon because I'm getting the distinct feeling... 114 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:55,803 my grace period is O-V-E-R. 115 00:06:56,507 --> 00:06:59,856 I don't even want to look for a dress. Me, no dress! 116 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,219 - What's wrong here? - Maybe it's like the dentist. 117 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:06,706 You put it off and put it off, and then you finally go... 118 00:07:06,779 --> 00:07:08,568 and afterwards you feel great. 119 00:07:08,635 --> 00:07:10,740 God, I have to go to the dentist. 120 00:07:10,811 --> 00:07:13,593 Okay, wait. I'm having a radical idea here. 121 00:07:14,043 --> 00:07:17,239 There's a horrible bridal shop a couple of blocks away. 122 00:07:17,307 --> 00:07:19,925 - We could go... - How do you even know this? 123 00:07:19,994 --> 00:07:22,809 Because every time I pass by it, I go "blech." 124 00:07:22,874 --> 00:07:25,809 We could run in, you could try on the worst dress they have... 125 00:07:25,883 --> 00:07:27,890 just face the dragon, get it over with. 126 00:07:27,963 --> 00:07:31,508 And then I'll treat you to a Tasti-Delite. It's like aversion shock therapy. 127 00:07:31,578 --> 00:07:34,099 You want me to try on a bad wedding dress? 128 00:07:34,171 --> 00:07:37,487 You're gonna have to do a lot better than Tasti-Delite. 129 00:07:37,786 --> 00:07:39,477 I'll try one on too? 130 00:07:42,618 --> 00:07:44,047 - Hi! - Hello. 131 00:07:44,122 --> 00:07:45,104 Ladies. 132 00:07:45,178 --> 00:07:47,829 My friend Miranda here is getting married. 133 00:07:47,898 --> 00:07:50,581 So we're looking for something special... 134 00:07:50,906 --> 00:07:52,499 and we're in kind of a hurry. 135 00:07:52,570 --> 00:07:54,675 And for Carrie here... 136 00:07:54,746 --> 00:07:57,463 we're thinking of something with a lot of bows... 137 00:07:57,530 --> 00:08:01,272 very frilly and poofy. We want her to look like a giant cupcake. 138 00:08:01,337 --> 00:08:04,239 I'm sorry, which one of you is getting married? 139 00:08:04,313 --> 00:08:06,484 We both are. We do everything together. 140 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:09,106 And right now, Miranda has everything but the gown... 141 00:08:09,177 --> 00:08:10,999 - And the groom. - Whoops! 142 00:08:11,289 --> 00:08:12,336 Okay. 143 00:08:12,473 --> 00:08:13,815 Is this a lesbian wedding? 144 00:08:13,881 --> 00:08:16,783 No, it's a very straight-laced, conservative crowd. 145 00:08:16,857 --> 00:08:18,744 Lots of Wall Street types. 146 00:08:20,057 --> 00:08:22,261 I'll see what I can find. Come with me. 147 00:08:22,329 --> 00:08:24,271 Your rehearsal dinner is gonna rock. 148 00:08:24,345 --> 00:08:27,127 Okay, on the count of three... 149 00:08:27,993 --> 00:08:30,448 One, two... 150 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,832 Stop, I'm going to pee in this thing. 151 00:08:42,905 --> 00:08:45,271 - Look at you! - Look at yourself! 152 00:08:45,336 --> 00:08:47,889 - Hold still, you need a veil. - Okay. 153 00:08:49,336 --> 00:08:51,605 Look, look. 154 00:08:53,688 --> 00:08:57,200 I look beautiful. You can't even tell I'm pregnant in this. 155 00:08:57,271 --> 00:09:00,654 The sleeves balance out the tummy. Don't you think it's kind of fetching? 156 00:09:00,728 --> 00:09:01,840 My God. 157 00:09:02,136 --> 00:09:05,365 This is too tight, I can't breathe. Can you get it off me? 158 00:09:05,432 --> 00:09:07,635 - Are you kidding? - No, I'm not kidding! 159 00:09:07,704 --> 00:09:09,940 You don't want the woman to come back in here. 160 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,876 I'm not kidding. Get it off! I'm burning up. I can't breathe! 161 00:09:12,951 --> 00:09:14,195 I'm sorry! 162 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:16,946 There are a million buttons back here! 163 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,022 My God, your back is all red. 164 00:09:19,095 --> 00:09:21,877 Just get it off, just rip it off! 165 00:09:28,919 --> 00:09:30,064 My God. 166 00:09:30,999 --> 00:09:32,657 What just happened? 167 00:09:33,238 --> 00:09:36,554 - I can't do it, I can't get married. - This is all your fault. 168 00:09:37,046 --> 00:09:41,203 - How could you take her to that dump? - It was an experiment. It went awry. 169 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:43,757 Okay, let's just slow down. 170 00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:46,351 This is classic cold feet. Let's not do anything rash. 171 00:09:46,422 --> 00:09:48,942 Rash, yes exactly, rash. Look at this. 172 00:09:49,334 --> 00:09:52,782 My body is literally rejecting the idea of marriage. Look! 173 00:09:52,854 --> 00:09:55,504 Once you get a rash from a guy, it's time to heave-ho. 174 00:09:55,573 --> 00:09:58,388 No, it's not him, it's me. I'm missing the bride gene. 175 00:09:58,453 --> 00:10:00,558 I should be put in a test tube and studied. 176 00:10:00,629 --> 00:10:02,996 It's not just you, I don't want to get married. 177 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,109 Ever? 178 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:07,186 Why do we even have to get married? Why? 179 00:10:07,253 --> 00:10:08,627 Give me one good reason. 180 00:10:08,694 --> 00:10:11,563 Aside from the not-wanting-to-die-alone thing. 181 00:10:11,893 --> 00:10:13,998 Which is something to think about, I admit. 182 00:10:14,069 --> 00:10:17,647 For me, when it was good, it gave me a sense of security. 183 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:19,505 But I feel secure now. 184 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,776 Things are great with us. 185 00:10:21,844 --> 00:10:24,910 - You know what they say, "If it ain't broke..." - Don't marry it. 186 00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:28,014 - What are you afraid would change? - I don't know. 187 00:10:28,181 --> 00:10:29,358 Nothing. 188 00:10:29,684 --> 00:10:30,633 Everything. 189 00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:32,683 Every bride feels that way at one point. 190 00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:34,512 Why aren't they speaking up? 191 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:37,547 Carrie, I'm going to ask you an unpleasant question now. 192 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:41,264 - Why did you ever say yes? - Because I love him. 193 00:10:41,652 --> 00:10:45,361 A man you love, kneels in the street... 194 00:10:45,684 --> 00:10:48,782 and offers you a ring, you say yes. That's what you do. 195 00:10:48,852 --> 00:10:52,464 You get married, you hope for the best. It doesn't work out, you get divorced. 196 00:10:52,532 --> 00:10:54,572 You can take tap with Bo Jangles here. 197 00:10:54,644 --> 00:10:58,702 No, I can't take a vow of forever-and-ever, if what I mean is... 198 00:10:58,771 --> 00:11:00,200 for-the-foreseeable-future. 199 00:11:00,276 --> 00:11:02,731 - I can't do that to Aidan. - Talk to him about it. 200 00:11:02,804 --> 00:11:05,651 How do you talk about this? "Aidan, what's up? 201 00:11:05,715 --> 00:11:08,585 "I've been having some doubts about the whole 'I do' thing." 202 00:11:08,659 --> 00:11:11,823 Lt'll break his heart. I should never have said yes. 203 00:11:11,987 --> 00:11:13,962 - I'm a bad person. - It's amazing. 204 00:11:14,035 --> 00:11:16,817 In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. 205 00:11:16,883 --> 00:11:19,566 In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person. 206 00:11:19,634 --> 00:11:22,601 Look, everyone has anxiety around weddings. 207 00:11:22,835 --> 00:11:25,933 Maybe your anxiety threshold is just lower than other people's. 208 00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:27,180 Interesting theory. 209 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:30,382 You think that dress is still outside the dumpster at Tasti-Delite? 210 00:11:31,795 --> 00:11:34,096 After being hit by a bridal wave... 211 00:11:34,162 --> 00:11:37,959 I tried to get my mind around the concept of happily ever after. 212 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:43,720 As progressive as our society claims to be... 213 00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:47,566 there are still certain life targets we're all supposed to hit. 214 00:11:47,634 --> 00:11:51,081 Marriage, babies, and a home to call your own. 215 00:11:51,154 --> 00:11:53,521 But what if, instead of breaking out in a smile... 216 00:11:53,585 --> 00:11:54,959 you break out in a rash? 217 00:11:55,026 --> 00:11:57,993 Is something wrong with the system? Or is it you? 218 00:11:58,066 --> 00:12:00,432 And do we really want these things? 219 00:12:00,498 --> 00:12:03,083 Or are we just programmed? 220 00:12:04,113 --> 00:12:07,823 In a crisis, people always tell you to listen to your gut. 221 00:12:07,889 --> 00:12:10,572 Mine was telling me to start smoking again. 222 00:12:10,641 --> 00:12:11,623 Hi. 223 00:12:12,529 --> 00:12:14,569 Marlboro Lights, please. 224 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:20,621 But I decided not to throw it all away. 225 00:12:20,785 --> 00:12:23,086 You know what? Actually... 226 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,230 Just these. 227 00:12:25,809 --> 00:12:28,394 Later, while Aidan worked on the apartment next door... 228 00:12:28,464 --> 00:12:30,886 I worked on reprogramming my attitude. 229 00:12:30,961 --> 00:12:32,903 Could I be a spring bride? 230 00:12:36,112 --> 00:12:37,454 Happy bride? 231 00:12:40,016 --> 00:12:41,478 Peekaboo bride? 232 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,367 Stop! 233 00:12:44,016 --> 00:12:45,739 Stop, Aidan, stop it! 234 00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:54,123 Aidan! 235 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,703 I'm freaking out. 236 00:12:58,288 --> 00:12:59,629 I can't, I... 237 00:13:00,495 --> 00:13:01,772 I cannot... 238 00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:03,588 I am having... 239 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:07,240 a very strong reaction to all this change. 240 00:13:07,311 --> 00:13:10,180 - Okay, just don't freak out. - I am freaking out! 241 00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:12,808 - It all just feels really fast. - The hole? 242 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:16,140 - I told you I was gonna come through there... - It's not just the hole! 243 00:13:18,991 --> 00:13:20,038 What? 244 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,397 It's the marriage stuff. 245 00:13:30,158 --> 00:13:32,013 I love you and I'm sorry... 246 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,948 if I'm not supposed to talk to you about this. 247 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,979 But I have to. 248 00:13:41,838 --> 00:13:43,114 Come here. 249 00:13:43,214 --> 00:13:45,221 Just sit down on the floor. 250 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,693 What's happening? 251 00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:00,938 I didn't want to say anything... 252 00:14:01,454 --> 00:14:04,137 but then that thing came through my wall. 253 00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:12,932 I don't think that I'm ready to get married yet. 254 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,599 - Do you hate me? - No, come on. 255 00:14:19,437 --> 00:14:23,234 - You're catching me a little off guard here. - I know, I just... 256 00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:26,185 I hear you. 257 00:14:32,108 --> 00:14:33,832 I need a minute here. 258 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:42,053 Is it because I said we could get "Maui'd"? 259 00:14:47,564 --> 00:14:49,603 Thank you for making a joke. 260 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,117 Let's slow it down. 261 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,608 Okay, how much time do you need? 262 00:14:58,827 --> 00:15:00,136 Six months? 263 00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:02,953 Nine months? 264 00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:08,329 - The end of the year? - Which year? 265 00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:13,315 So, you just need some time? 266 00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:15,650 Yeah. 267 00:15:16,138 --> 00:15:17,447 I think so. 268 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,298 Okay. 269 00:15:21,866 --> 00:15:23,393 We'll get there. 270 00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,011 Thank you, Aidan. 271 00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:30,569 Thank you for listening. 272 00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,968 Did you see the washer and dryer? 273 00:15:43,306 --> 00:15:44,615 I love you. 274 00:15:47,817 --> 00:15:51,810 The next day, Miranda enjoyed a few moments of solitude with her bills... 275 00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:53,223 and her cleaning lady. 276 00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:54,369 Magda? 277 00:15:54,441 --> 00:15:57,256 I'm going to pay you for a whole month, okay? 278 00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:02,910 Look what I found on the kitchen counter. It's beautiful! 279 00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:06,499 - Did they tell you boy or girl? - Yes, it's a boy. 280 00:16:09,609 --> 00:16:10,721 A boy! 281 00:16:12,328 --> 00:16:16,638 A boy is coming into the house. A boy is highest blessing, it's good luck. 282 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,393 Smile. 283 00:16:24,329 --> 00:16:25,855 Smile for a boy. 284 00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:28,033 A boy! 285 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,272 A boy! 286 00:16:40,072 --> 00:16:44,349 And while Miranda had tea for one, Charlotte was mastering Tea for Two. 287 00:16:44,424 --> 00:16:47,206 We're coming across the floor with me 288 00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:52,390 Step shuffle step for you, step shuffle step for me. 289 00:16:55,239 --> 00:16:57,378 And now, two by two. 290 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:58,749 Go! 291 00:17:01,223 --> 00:17:02,500 Next pair. 292 00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:05,086 Nice! 293 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:10,947 Very nice. 294 00:17:14,695 --> 00:17:16,517 You, in the flowers... 295 00:17:16,711 --> 00:17:17,572 go! 296 00:17:17,639 --> 00:17:20,356 - I don't have a partner. - Just go it alone. 297 00:17:20,454 --> 00:17:21,949 And go! 298 00:17:22,247 --> 00:17:26,044 - I don't want to go it alone. - You'll be fine. Come on, flowers. 299 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:30,787 Picture me upon your knee 300 00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:36,100 I can't do this, I'm sorry, I can't. And I shouldn't have to. 301 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:40,060 I deserve a real partner. And this song is abusive and hurtful. 302 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,562 Should I stop? 303 00:17:41,701 --> 00:17:44,036 You should think about how a person would feel... 304 00:17:44,102 --> 00:17:46,174 who's going through a difficult divorce... 305 00:17:46,246 --> 00:17:50,174 and who just comes here to have fun and feel good about themselves! 306 00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:59,777 In her attempt to skip over her grief, Charlotte tapped into her pain. 307 00:18:07,301 --> 00:18:11,163 The next week, we all put on our finest and gathered at the Black and White Ball... 308 00:18:11,237 --> 00:18:13,725 Richard Wright's charity fundraiser. 309 00:18:15,972 --> 00:18:18,274 Aidan looks so handsome in a tux. 310 00:18:18,469 --> 00:18:20,257 - Yeah. - How's he doing? 311 00:18:21,028 --> 00:18:22,686 Good, good. 312 00:18:23,013 --> 00:18:25,401 Still a little thrown about the change in plans... 313 00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:26,686 but good. 314 00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:29,602 I just hope I did the right thing. 315 00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:33,465 You followed your feelings. That's always the right thing to do. 316 00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,125 I'm drinking seltzer... 317 00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:38,617 and I'm in a formal gown with an elasto-waist. 318 00:18:38,691 --> 00:18:40,415 I really fit in here. 319 00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:45,018 Do you realize you're growing a teeny tiny penis inside you? 320 00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:46,620 That's so sci-fi. 321 00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:49,691 My God! You're having a boy? 322 00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:51,803 Aren't you so excited? 323 00:18:54,787 --> 00:18:57,918 Two glasses of French fizz here and a sody for you. 324 00:18:57,988 --> 00:19:00,955 Did you know that Miranda's having a boy? 325 00:19:02,371 --> 00:19:04,575 I think I'm going to hurt myself. 326 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,847 I trust you're finding something noteworthy... 327 00:19:06,915 --> 00:19:08,824 to put in your column, J.J.? 328 00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:10,208 Look at you. 329 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,209 I can think of other places I'd like to put my column tonight. 330 00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:15,454 - Dream on, J.J. - Never hurts to ask, right? 331 00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:17,083 I'm sure you know this one... 332 00:19:17,154 --> 00:19:20,449 but guess which hotel king is having very private relations... 333 00:19:20,515 --> 00:19:22,303 with a very public New York woman? 334 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,443 I guess the cat's out of the bag. 335 00:19:24,515 --> 00:19:27,329 It's out of the bag. Look at them together. 336 00:19:29,506 --> 00:19:31,546 That Judith McBain, she's insatiable. 337 00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:34,749 Word is they've done it in every one of his hotels. 338 00:19:35,554 --> 00:19:36,830 Excuse me. 339 00:19:38,338 --> 00:19:39,679 Good chatting with you. 340 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,463 Samantha could handle the press, but not the truth. 341 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:45,115 Richard is fucking the entire styles section... 342 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:48,534 and for the first time in my life, I actually give a shit. 343 00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:51,512 I think I have monogamy. I must've caught it from you people. 344 00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:53,855 - It's airborne. - There are a lot of hot guys... 345 00:19:53,922 --> 00:19:57,337 but I don't want to fuck a single one of them. Not him... 346 00:19:57,409 --> 00:19:58,423 or him. 347 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:01,214 What about this guy over here? He asked me if I knew you. 348 00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:02,296 Who? 349 00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:07,582 No, I'm not interested. Damn it, I'm not well. 350 00:20:07,649 --> 00:20:09,504 At least you're not getting divorced. 351 00:20:09,569 --> 00:20:12,471 - Just tell Richard how you feel. - I can't do that. 352 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,287 He likes me because I'm supposed to be immune to this bullshit. 353 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,514 There goes that Judith Bitchy-McBitch heading for Richard. 354 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,723 Okay, I'm going to go over there... 355 00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:25,622 and I'm going to be completely calm, and completely professional. 356 00:20:26,112 --> 00:20:29,145 Every day, millions of people suffer from monogamy. 357 00:20:29,216 --> 00:20:31,038 There is no known cure. 358 00:20:31,488 --> 00:20:32,895 I'm so sorry. 359 00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:39,385 - Hey, gorgeous. Great turnout. - This is purely professional. 360 00:20:40,159 --> 00:20:42,614 Exactly how many women are you fucking? 361 00:20:42,687 --> 00:20:46,233 It's the "Black and White" Ball, not the "black and blue" ball. 362 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,359 As your publicist, I must tell you all this canoodling and bed-hopping... 363 00:20:50,431 --> 00:20:51,806 is tacky and immature. 364 00:20:51,872 --> 00:20:55,516 - It makes investors nervous, and frankly... - It makes you nervous, too. 365 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,819 As your publicist, yes, it does. 366 00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:02,013 So, grow up. Stop fucking other women. Just fuck me. 367 00:21:03,487 --> 00:21:06,335 Come on, we're not the monotonous... 368 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:09,949 - I mean, monogamous type. - Maybe I am. 369 00:21:11,455 --> 00:21:13,277 Gorgeous, I'm not. 370 00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:16,438 Fine. 371 00:21:17,854 --> 00:21:19,709 Jonesy, you get any good dish for me? 372 00:21:19,774 --> 00:21:21,334 In fact, she did. 373 00:21:21,694 --> 00:21:24,083 Samantha gave J.J. An exclusive... 374 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:27,259 just to prove to herself that she was not. 375 00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:30,263 - What the... - Shit. 376 00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:32,726 Shit! Just a minute. 377 00:21:32,798 --> 00:21:35,416 It wasn't the first time a guy went soft on Samantha... 378 00:21:35,485 --> 00:21:38,202 but it was the first time she didn't care. 379 00:21:38,461 --> 00:21:41,909 Jonesy, I can't believe this is happening. This never happens to me. 380 00:21:41,982 --> 00:21:44,731 I can give a list of women who this has never happened with. 381 00:21:44,797 --> 00:21:46,008 That isn't necessary. 382 00:21:46,078 --> 00:21:49,874 No, I want to, I want you to call Anna Bonnie at 957-7297... 383 00:21:49,949 --> 00:21:52,404 or Lisa Yellin at 459... 384 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,133 There you are. 385 00:21:54,205 --> 00:21:57,053 Listen, maybe I was too quick back there. 386 00:21:57,725 --> 00:22:00,278 If there's anyone who could keep monotony interesting... 387 00:22:00,349 --> 00:22:01,875 Man of the hour. 388 00:22:06,812 --> 00:22:08,503 You'll never change. 389 00:22:09,277 --> 00:22:12,277 And I wouldn't want you to. Let's just keep things as they were. 390 00:22:12,349 --> 00:22:15,283 This doesn't count. He couldn't even stay hard. 391 00:22:15,677 --> 00:22:17,400 Good seeing you, J.J. 392 00:22:20,637 --> 00:22:22,524 Don't say it, limp dick. 393 00:22:22,684 --> 00:22:23,731 Okay. 394 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,457 That's a very good look for you. 395 00:22:31,036 --> 00:22:33,719 I think we both look kinda sharp tonight. 396 00:22:34,556 --> 00:22:36,661 You've never looked prettier, my friend. 397 00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,008 Thank you. 398 00:22:38,812 --> 00:22:40,754 Let's get married tonight. 399 00:22:41,787 --> 00:22:44,951 Come on, you've got this beautiful white dress on... 400 00:22:45,051 --> 00:22:47,636 I've got this tux for another 13 hours. 401 00:22:49,307 --> 00:22:50,867 Let's just do it. 402 00:22:51,099 --> 00:22:52,823 Let's get in a cab... 403 00:22:52,891 --> 00:22:54,582 airport, Vegas. 404 00:22:56,571 --> 00:22:58,131 No muss, no fuss. 405 00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:02,074 - Aidan, this isn't funny. - Come on! 406 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,166 Look, if we get married tonight... 407 00:23:07,355 --> 00:23:09,558 we wake up tomorrow, it's done. 408 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:14,516 All right? We're still us. We don't even have to tell anybody. 409 00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:19,729 What about what we discussed? 410 00:23:19,803 --> 00:23:21,810 Come on. You're just scared. 411 00:23:21,882 --> 00:23:23,408 Yes, I'm scared. 412 00:23:24,826 --> 00:23:26,964 Come on, Aidan, we talked about this. 413 00:23:27,034 --> 00:23:29,173 No, you talked and I listened. 414 00:23:29,722 --> 00:23:33,038 Carrie, I looked at you tonight from across the room... 415 00:23:33,690 --> 00:23:35,632 and I thought, I love her. 416 00:23:35,898 --> 00:23:37,458 And she loves me. 417 00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:39,316 And what are we waiting for? 418 00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:41,524 Because I need more time. 419 00:23:41,849 --> 00:23:43,573 What's going to change? 420 00:23:43,642 --> 00:23:46,675 This is me. I don't have any tricks up my sleeve. 421 00:23:46,745 --> 00:23:49,363 - This is who I am. - This isn't about you. 422 00:23:50,201 --> 00:23:52,208 I'm not ready for marriage. 423 00:23:52,505 --> 00:23:53,552 I am. 424 00:23:54,329 --> 00:23:56,533 I'm sorry if that scares you, but I am. 425 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,667 People fall in love, they get married. 426 00:23:59,737 --> 00:24:02,519 - That's what they do. - Not necessarily. 427 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,622 Why can't we... 428 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:11,187 just keep things the way they are... 429 00:24:11,256 --> 00:24:14,420 - just live together? - I don't want to live together. 430 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,262 I've had girlfriends for 20 years. 431 00:24:17,432 --> 00:24:19,342 I want you to be my wife. 432 00:24:19,736 --> 00:24:22,802 - Aidan, you're pushing me. - Maybe you need to be pushed. 433 00:24:22,872 --> 00:24:25,457 What's the big deal? It's just a stupid piece of paper. 434 00:24:25,528 --> 00:24:29,390 If it's just a stupid piece of paper, then why do we need it? 435 00:24:29,464 --> 00:24:31,057 Because I need it! 436 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,095 I want to make this official and lock this thing down. 437 00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:39,219 I want the whole wide world to know that you're mine. 438 00:24:39,287 --> 00:24:41,076 Who else's would I be? 439 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,712 My God. 440 00:24:48,951 --> 00:24:50,577 You still don't trust me. 441 00:24:50,648 --> 00:24:52,884 You don't even wear that ring on your fucking finger. 442 00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:55,537 I am yours. There is nobody else. 443 00:24:56,855 --> 00:25:00,335 I love you. But I can't marry you to make you trust me. 444 00:25:05,431 --> 00:25:06,740 Look at me. 445 00:25:08,694 --> 00:25:11,377 Look at me before we make a huge mistake. 446 00:25:12,758 --> 00:25:15,475 If you don't want to marry me right now... 447 00:25:16,118 --> 00:25:18,256 you'll never want to marry me. 448 00:25:18,774 --> 00:25:21,524 - That's not true. - I think it is. 449 00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:34,899 I'm gonna sleep in the other apartment tonight. 450 00:25:34,965 --> 00:25:36,110 Really? 451 00:25:37,366 --> 00:25:38,772 Yeah, really. 452 00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:41,070 Just for tonight? 453 00:25:42,773 --> 00:25:45,195 I can't believe I'm back here again. 454 00:25:47,286 --> 00:25:48,333 Shit. 455 00:25:57,877 --> 00:26:01,968 We had left the land of black and white, and now, everything was gray. 456 00:26:02,901 --> 00:26:06,796 To the outside world, Miranda's maternal gene might never kick in. 457 00:26:11,508 --> 00:26:15,370 But that night she felt a real kick from deep inside. 458 00:26:51,763 --> 00:26:54,032 There are some walls you can push through... 459 00:26:54,099 --> 00:26:55,757 and some you can't. 460 00:27:01,459 --> 00:27:03,663 That was the only night we would ever spend... 461 00:27:03,731 --> 00:27:05,870 on the other side of the wall. 462 00:27:09,650 --> 00:27:12,268 The next day, Aidan moved out. 35616

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