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Why isn't he here yet?

I'll give him a call.

Hi, nice to meet you.

You go to the stage right.

And you...

Front desk.

And you...

Why didn't you come before?

Front gate.

And you...

What are we supposed to do?

Okay, pay attention.

Smile naturally.

Naturally.

Welcome!

Nice to meet you!

Welcome!

Nice to meet you!

Where do you want me?

You scare me.

Smile a little.

I'm smiling.

Really?

We're in trouble.

Three of the workers got hurt

on the way here.

What?

I'll get fired if I miss

the deadline again!

Soldier.

How strong are you?

Smiling has nothing to do with strength.

I lost 3 workers today.

But I got you!

Soldier!

Can you finish in 15 minutes?

I came here as a model!

I wanted to be an actor too.

But when everyone

plays their part within the society,

the world becomes more beautiful.

3 minutes!

3 minutes!

(Woo Ju waiting room.)

(I.Q.I waiting room.)

I scare you because I'm a celebrity?

No, I'm thankful for it.

Is it because I'm mean?

You're not that mean.

Then why don't you like me!

Honestly...

You're not pretty.

You're okay.

What?

You don't like how I look?

Not just your looks.

Hey!

Go ask anyone on the street.

No one would agree with you!

Am I your first?

Slap me.

What?

So people will think you broke up with me!

If you don't want people to talk about

someone breaking up with the I.Q.I...

Bastard.

Who do you think you are!

You really liked me, didn't you?

I have to go somewhere.

Change your shoes.

It's raining.

You just broke up with

the center of I.Q.I?

Korea's best girl group?

When she erases her make up...

She's just like her.

If she's not pretty,

who is?

I wonder that too.

Wow.

When can we have our show like that?

Okay...

She's mine.

Which one are you going for now?

Go sit down first.

Se-gun!

Park Se-gun!

I got $30 for hammering nails

until my arms went numb.

You guys get $30

for saying welcome?

How much do they get?

$300?

$3,000?

I came because Se-gun

is supposed to be here.

He's no where to be seen...

And I spent the whole day

hammering in nails...

What's wrong with that?

No!

What the hell!

Anyone there?

It's the finale.

They'll be done in 3 minutes.

You know me?

Sketch class in Moonsung University...

Look at me.

Stand up straight!

Look at me and hang in there!

Say something!

Say what?

Anything!

Do you work here?

Yes!

What kind of a girl does this job?

Go do something easier next time!

My back's about to break!

Just stand there.

What if I can't!

I'll hold it up.

You can't!

I can!

When I see pretty girls...

I get stronger.

Thank you for your time.

10 seconds.

When I count to 3,

we move to the right.

1.

2.

3!

It's warm...

You're bleeding.

It's nothing.

I couldn't have done this without you.

Thank you.

I should be saying that.

Huh?

Thank you.

I wanted to talk to her

so I was waiting until this was over.

Dying before talking to her

would've sucked

You saved me.

Then...

She's why...

Isn't she too pretty

to die before getting to know her?

Make sure they pay your hospital bill.

Did you get hurt?

Were you scared?

A little...

That fell...

I'm sorry.

No.

Don't cry over this.

People feel bad when pretty people cry.

(Queen of the Ring.)

(Fellowship over the ring.)

Excuse me, if you're not seeing anyone...

I do.

Wait...

The world is full with pretty people.

Do you live in Yongin too?

Yup.

Then can you take Nan-hee home?

Mo Nan-hee?

Nothing will happen to her.

How can you be sure?

Just look at her.

I'm gonna go!

Nan-hee!

Mo Nan-hee!

And...

Everyone just likes pretty people.

Only if I can do this to a real face.

This damn society

only likes pretty people.

The problem is...

I like...

Pretty people too.

(6 months ago.)

I saved you a spot.

By that blue tray.

I think this is my spot...

Sit with me for a bit.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Everyone ready?

Yes!

Da Vinci dissected

almost 30 corpses in his life.

Mona Lisa's smile was...

How are we gonna paint like this?

The face muscles...

Do you even take this class?

I've never seen you before.

Can you smell alcohol?

Are you drunk?

Who drinks at the 1st period?

I'm nervous.

Should we get started?

Make me look good.

Beautiful things are always right.

That's good.

Beautiful things...

Always make my heart flutter.

Isn't she too pretty

to die without talking to her?

You saved me.

Let's tear this apart.

I know I'm not pretty

but I'm not an idiot.

You tore my heart.

I can tear you apart too.

I'm such an idiot!

This is all mom's fault!

How is it?

Do you like it?

Ms. Meju!

Dad.

Nan-hee, no!

Do you think I'll die?

Do you this this tiny blade

can cut through my arms?

Do you want a real knife?

No, I want money.

What money?

I already gave you

an estimate for my plastic surgery.

Can she borrow $35,000?

I'll go take out my liver.

Mo Nan-hee.

Why are you stressing out your pretty mom?

If you're broke why didn't you

make me look pretty in the first place?

If my mom made me pretty,

you wouldn't look like that either!

Some people look like their dads.

Why do I only look like you?

Why do girls in our family so ugly?

Did you just make fun of my mom?

Did you?

You're too pretty to get angry.

Tell me how you did it.

I spend my days looking at

Se-gun's drawing in my room.

How did you get a man like him

and got happy?

I spent my whole life connecting

other people until I get hurt.

But how can you be so loved

when you look just like me!

Tell me!

Nan-hee!

Don't stay out too late.

Mom...

It's time...

(Resume.)

Okay, I'll call you.

Wait.

You don't have my number yet.

Okay.

Call me!

You didn't get it.

Can't you read this?

(Good looking people wanted.)

Why does a cashier has to be good looking?

To increase the sales.

Should we have our kindergarten reunion

in Paris?

Mi-ju said we can stay at her house.

She invited us.

Do you like it?

I don't even have a job.

I can't go to Paris.

Why is she only telling you about it?

I don't know.

What?

Tuna mayo is sold out again?

Ta-da!

Tuna mayo gets sold out by 12:30.

I knew you were my best friend.

I know.

So good!

Pervert!

My name is Byun Tae-hyun!

Give it back!

Wait!

Here's yours.

We have tons of time left!

Why are you working so hard?

There's gonna be an important guest

at the fashion show.

That girl from the I.Q.I?

Or a flight attendant from last year?

Way more important than any of them.

Way more important...

Wait...

The model from last night?

Hey!

How far did you get?

Her house.

Then did something good happen?

I walked her home.

Why?

You said she's pretty.

From up close...

She wasn't.

What?

Be honest...

Are you a virgin?

Hey!

You are!

How can a someone like you...

Wait...

You can't...?

No...

There's a hospital...

Named Stand Up Hospital in Gangnam.

It's the best in Korea in that area...

Not that.

Here.

Eyes?

I...

Think she's pretty.

But as soon as I feel like

I seduced her...

Yes?

I get sick of her.

For me...

As soon as I think I got her...

I want to travel with her.

But...

Most women...

Fall for you.

That's why I get sick of them.

Did anyone not fall for you?

Just...

One.

A girl I briefly met 6 months ago.

She was perfect.

If she's our model,

we'll win the fashion show.

Then call her.

I can't...

But...

You think you won't get sick of her?

Just wait until she calls me.

She'll fall for me so hard...

She won't be able to live without me.

I'm home.

What's going on?

Let's go to your room.

My room's over there!

(Meju's room.)

Mo Nan-hee...

My pretty daughter...

You have another daughter?

Now...

Is the time to hand it over.

I don't want anything from you.

Women in our family...

Has a secret

that goes way back in time.

There's a hereditary disease now?

Don't be too shocked.

This is the one ring.

What ring?

The one ring.

If a man you like...

Put this ring on you...

To him...

You'll look like his perfect woman!

You want to give me your delusions?

Bye.

A delusion would at lease be

better than my life now.

I brought this in case you didn't trust me.

Grandma and grandpa.

This is your great grandparents.

Your great great grandparents.

What?

All of grandmas are ugly.

But why are grandpas so handsome?

Do you see now?

This really is the one ring!

Then...

You and dad too?

What does he say all the time?

Doesn't he say that

I have a face of a supermodel?

To him...

I really look like that!

This face?

Yup, this face.

No way...

No...

This isn't possible...

Seriously?

Then if I just wear this ring...

A man will always think I'm his type?

But...

You have to wear this

in front of him at all times.

Or?

He'll see your real face.

Then I can ask any man to put this on me?

Then they'll all think I'm their type!

That's a disaster and a blessing.

I forgot to tell you about

your great great grandmother.

Start!

Yes, ma'am!

She became a queen.

But...

She was eventually killed

by the rebels.

You know dad gets off at 7, right?

You have to bring it back by then.

Or I might get killed too.

Does this really work?

How am I gonna get this put on me?

Wait!

Hey!

It's you!

I'm just a you...

What?

No, never mind.

Anyways...

Are you here to see me?

Meeting you once was enough for me.

I know.

But...

Wait!

Can you buy me a drink?

I don't drink with any girls I meet.

I'm not an any girl...

Then?

Someone else will come too.

Who?

She's prettier than Suzy.

Her breasts are about this big.

Her butt is as big as a soccer ball.

Her legs are like up to here.

Her elbows are really white.

Her heels are really soft.

And her hair is like silk.

It's him.

He dumped I.Q.I.

Who's she?

Is she his girlfriend?

No way!

Do you see people staring at us?

Why do you think they are?

What?

Because why would someone perfect like me

come here with you?

Can we fix this as soon as possible?

Why isn't she here yet?

(Mom.)

(adkjlkdaf;ie.)

She'll be here in 10 minutes.

This better not be a hoax.

Hoax?

Did you ever have this before?

Tea bag drink.

Tea bag drink?

I'll make it today.

You'll fall in love with it.

Isn't it good?

Drink up.

You're buying.

You got paid for the hospital, right?

I got $30.

Why?

I was there as a model.

Apparently the agency needs to pay me.

But they said I left my post

which is a violation...

Then why were you there

hammering in nails?

He was about to get fired...

Are you too nice or stupid?

You hurt your arm by holding up the wall!

For $30?

Why are you being so nice?

Where else could I use my strength?

He wasn't fired.

I saved the models.

My life...

Was always on backstage.

Backstage?

There are people like you

who are always on center stage.

But there are people like me

who are always on backstage.

Why do you think I know how to make this?

When you spend the time alone

until 2 or 3 in the morning at blind dates

while your friends get partners,

this becomes my partner.

But did you know...

Other girls always take me

to their blind dates?

They need me at the back

so they can look more pretty.

Don't be so blunt.

I don't understand...

And it's awkward to sympathize.

Normally, I don't.

I'm only saying it to you.

Why?

Because I'm going to disappear.

This is my last time...

Being someone who's so

ugly...

and stupid.

Are you going to cast magic or something?

What if I do?

Put that on me.

What?

I'll show you magic.

Put it on me.

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