Original subtitles

You and l..

Because l love you

Boys get together and go out Girls get together and chat

How will we get together?

Deep in my heart you and l

You and l..

Daylong of longings whenever you're nowhere near

Who all were you with?

So if you love me?

Why didn't you profess your love and you fought me off?

Now come into my arms

Boys get together and go out Girls get together and chat

Deep in my heart you and l

First of all God created the world.

Then he went off to sleep over it..

and He conjured up a guy and He was glad..

..that he rested for some more days.

That's when He made His biggest mistake

He created a Girl.

Which done He lost his sleep. So we lost our sleep too. For good

And the world was split into two halves

girls and guys like you and l

You and l..

So what do we do about .. you and l?

Renowned cartoonist Karan Kapoor's debut novel "Hum-Tum"..

is a national bestseller

First week sales crossed 10 000 copies

Publishers say that they have orders of ten thousand more.

Karan Kapoor joins the press in a first look after this grand success

Vedika from Mumbai for NDTV lndia.

How does a cartoonist turn into an author?

Tried cartoons now l'm trying words

hoping to understand .. women someday

Come to grips with that understanding?

Hopefully after a few more books

And you'll write only on women?

Anything better more interesting?

Notwithstanding your digs at girls.. - lndeed..

l think your novel is woven around.. your real life experience.

Look.. when love is requited.. there's no story left to be told.

A failed romance isn't worth talking about

And unrequited love..?

True love never goes unrequited

lt's consummated one day or another.

Because life's a long while

Many such romances in your life?

Only one object of romance.

But the romances she sparked were many

Mamma! - Silence

Mamma enough - Rhea stop it

My daughter is going abroad..

Who else in the family ever went?

Who else in our colony?

And listen.. l've packed lots of snacks for you

Spiced grams pickles sweets

Eat almonds every day sharpens your brains

l'll miss you Mamma

l will also child

Your attention please..

..this is the last and final call for passengers traveling..

Hey gorgeous

Karan where have you been?

Well.. - Something forgotten back in the car? - Yes

Oh car keys

You see.. - Don't even start

l don't care whoever she was.

Who said l was with any girl?

Hey who said l was with some girl?

Karan listen have you kept your passport and tickets carefully?

Mom l'm going to America. To study.

l think l can take care of myself

Rubbish

Oh no! Hey brother

Don't hey brother me okay?

l got your passport tickets

What would l do without you Mihir?

Grow up okay?

Sure Karan grows up someday

Hear that?

Thank God Shalini is in New York.

She'll take care of you

Don't remind me. - She's your girlfriend

So? Never take girls too seriously

Girls are like buses.

There's one every two minutes traffic permitting

Karan l have told you many times..

..l disapprove of your attitude towards girls.

And l've told you that before Girls..

Are mothers sisters. l know. But not my sisters

Karan You will learn to show respect to women.

Says who that l don't respect women?

l respect you l respect lndira Gandhi

Mother Teresa Mother lndia Miss lndia

Miss lndia. Ooh miss lndia. - Karan.

Keep Him on your desk.

Lord Ganesha Thank you for sparing me that melodrama

Look

One minute Rhea..

Mamma enough. l'm off - Listen

l'll be late for my flight

You always do that. - lf you won't stop l'll beat you. Wait.

Oblations from our Goddess of Succour.

Give it to the poor in America

Mamma! - Never argue my child.

Do one good deed then you'll deserve a good in turn

My tigress. Bye wish you good luck.

Hoist those pants

Hello! Yes one minute.

Your dad - Your husband.

l wish you'd mention him with a smile

Hello hey dad.

Yes l am all set.

Yes l got the passport.

What is with you guys man? Hey dad..

..l was thinking this time for a change

..why not holiday with me in New York?

Yes okay great.

l'll see you there bye dad. Bye.

ls it on time? - Yes l think.

The way he talked l think he misses you

ln all these seven years

did he care to call me up even once?

Anyway Better for you if you stay out of this mess.

Concentrate on your studies. - Yes studies

Bye mom. - Bye dear. Take care.

Mihir you'll take care of mom?

Like you always take care of her?

Come on. You make nice-sounding parting shots

like take care of Ma etc.. etc

Bye Karan. - Take care

Mom. - l love you dear.

l love you too mom. l love you. - Yes yes. l love you. - l love you.

l hope he does fine

You're worrying about him? l pity the girls out there

They don't know what's coming their way.

Not bad. Do good and get good.

All the best Karan.

There is vermillion on your forehead.

Thanks.

Don't say hi out of the blue

Wait a minute in fact don't even glance at her.

She might be watching you only.

Oh my oh god shit.

Praise the name of The Lord Preserve the name of The Lord

Whatever hundred sardars say.

Sorry

Not one nice airhostess

Boring.

"l.. l and you.."

Excuse me. - Sorry sorry.

you know beer-dinner-playing hard to get was a waste of time

When it's too late to even say hi..

Then you ask for a magazine

Excuse me can l have a magazine? Please.

Yes sure.

Thank you.

Know what for three hours we've been

only two inches from each other..

..without knowing each other's names.

Strange?

Why didn't you ask before?

Rhea Prakash

Bond James Bond. No sorry.

Karan Kapoor You can call me Karoo

Hi!

The makings of a highly interesting acquaintance?

You and l

Not as in yourself and me You and l.

My cartoon character.

Excuse me sir. Would you like to have tea or coffee?

Let's make a guess. You're the tea type

One tea for the lady. - Okay sir.

One coffee please with very little sugar brown sugar..

..and just about two spoons of milk.

Okay madam l'll just get it for you.

Nice you avoid tea. You know tea types?

My mother prefers tea

Correct.

Just what l was about to say. Tea types

are conservative mothers grandmothers

Coffee. Coffee is a modern girl's drink.

Today's woman prefers coffee not tea

l am glad you are a modern girl. l like modern girls.

Modern girls are modern you know.

Hello.. sleeping beauty. Do you want to come to Khandala? Hello..

Excuse me. Hi. - Hi.

Our New York flight is six hours away

Airport squatting is boring.

Let's take a tour of Amsterdam

You got a visa. - How did you know?

l checked your passport. - What? You rifled my bag?

You were asleep. l was bored.

So l thought how l'd kill some time

How dare you.

You don't open a lady's handbag.

Why what's inside a lady's handbag?

Okay l stand corrected. l'd never do it again

l am sorry.

l can't believe you rifled my bag. - l said l'm sorry

Where are you headed? - l thought we'd sight see Amsterdam

"l and you.."

So where does our story end? - Story? Ours?

Yes Every one has a story.

So when we meet others our stories meet

We'll spend lots of time together and

We'll look each other up in New York

Or we might say goodbyes and never meet again

Yes..

No matter how long or how short There's a tale of the two of us

Keep. Euro 1 .40 - What was that?

My fare. - Don't be silly. Only 75 Rupees

Fifty-fifty. Why must you spend on my tickets?

Yes how are we related?

lt was a bad joke. - Very.

No. l was about to tell one more bad joke.

Here's where we are.

And there's where we're headed

Sorry

Why do people smoke?

You don't know. Oh come on Rhea.

Unless you try how will you know? lt's amazing

You are right.

Why do people smoke?

Can l have some gum?

Only one. - Can l have one more?

"l and you.."

l thought we're taking this tour together

So? - Why do you guys always walk ahead of girls?

Why are girls always a step behind?

We walk ahead to show you the way

and we follow so we can support you

Okay that is quiet sad.

"l and you.."

Museum! - Oh no Rhea.

We decided not to see boring museums.

Excuse me. When did we decide?

Okay we're deciding now.

Oh come Rhea don't be such a girl.

Museums are for kids school teachers and old people.

Okay l am going. You are on your own.

You'll leave me all alone?

You will leave a girl all alone in Amsterdam?

How will l get to the airport on my own?

Fine. - Fine. - Fine.

You go your way. l'll go mine.

lt is an art dear. lt is good.

Done with your museum?

Now let's do something.. Fun.

God - What have l done?

Why were you staring at that girl?

Your x-ray eyes see through dresses? - l wish

What? Rhea man..

Karan how would you feel if you were ogled at by a girl?

Wait don't even bother to answer me.

Thank God not all guys think like you

Okay what? Rhea.. Not all guys think like that? You seriously think so?

You mean every guy is looking for the same thing from a girl?

Right.

And what if he doesn't get it? - We cover up with lies

Lies?

So what's your lie?

Your lies

When a girl smiles at me..

l tell my friends look she gave me her telephone number

When she gives me her telephone number

l'll tell that l took her out

When l take her out l'll say that l held her hand

When she holds my hand l'll say..

l kissed her

After l've kissed her l'll say..

We've done something. You know what.

And talking about us what lies will you tell your friends?

l didn't mean you. l meant.. - You guys are sick.

You guys are sick! - But l didn't mean you.

Why does she take everything so seriously?

You'll never figure why..?

She thinks harder but she knows lesser

Whatever her heart tells she'll do quite something else

l'll never figure why she isn't like a guy

She thinks harder but she knows lesser

Whatever her heart tells she'll do quite something else

l'll never figure why she isn't like a guy

There's romance lurking in her heart but she wants you to make a start

And when she's rattled

lt's her locks that she ruffled"

l mean you're all the same

We're nice friends l never thought of you that way

Sounds fine but it never came to my mind

Up close she says you're so special

and soon nothing about you is good enough"

What an awful shirt What a haircut

Stop speeding

Stop hogging

Give me a break

Up close she wants to change your life

the spell she casts can ruin your life"

You'll fall for her words then you'll know why..

what started with a laugh ends in a cry

And you'll never figure why she's so unlike a guy

lf happiness is being alone what makes you such a flirt?

The thousand gifts you shower on her for what were all those flowers?

You didn't tell me your name

How about a coffee?

Can l drop you home?

When do l get to see you next?

lt's a wayward life you've lived living like a tramp

But you'll insist you're different why are you so vain?

That wet towel on the floor

Cap of the toothpaste tube missing

Wear used socks inside out

Never knows how time flies?

How to live a life she shows you

She makes something human out of you

Not one moment can you live without her

And she knows what you can't tell her

That's just why no girl's are like a guy

All sorts of strange dates she'll always call to mind

Love can be forgotten but forgetting a date is crime

On 1st March we looked at each other. 4th April l went to meet you

May 21 . You touched me

June 6. l felt something stirring

Can't trust a guy these guys are so fast

Now he's here now he's gone no telling how long he'll last

Your Mummy-Daddy aren't at home? Great! Can l come over?

Your friend is going home alone. Poor thing shall l escort her?

She'll lead you up the street before she says yes

She's enjoying herself while you're getting harassed

She's shy that's why she hides.."

But if she said yes ever she's is avowed forever

That's just why a girl's different from a guy

That's just why a girl's different from a guy - Someone shut her up

All right what's the quarrel?

Like a bee he comes singing his song

then he's busy l got the timing wrong" - Oh come on Rhea

Please l'm busy or l'd never..

So what you'll live in my heart forever

The beauty he fell for once is now so boring..- l am not listening to you.

and before you know it his..

..eyes have begun philandering - l am not listening to you.

You can't live on love and fresh air.

Why not take up interior decoration?

Okay that's it.

"l and you.."

Rhea hey wait up dear.

Rhea come on stop. Look..

..l kissed you. You slapped me. Scores settled?

Come on dear.

Now you're going to listen

l thought you're a nice guy only a little stupid but a respected guy.

And you got me all wrong

Because it was l who broke the ice on the plane?

l went out with you in Amsterdam tried puffing a cigarette..

you thought l was all laid out for you?

How true. Guys like you expect only one thing from any girl

You are sick. You have no respect for woman.

Such strange notions

You wanted to know?

How our story ends? There's no story about us

There's only "The End" and this is the end

Understand and good bye.

No bye's Rhea.

Life's a long while

You and l.. unlike other guys and girls we won't fight

Okay cool. - l like that.

Stop whistling. lt's not nice

l'm not whistling at a girl

You go whistling after girls?

Gosh you are sick.

You go whistling at girls and you say l'm sick?

l never whistled at anyone and l didn't say l wouldn't fight

You girls are totally confused silly girls.

No point telling the truth to girls - Meaning?

For example in that dress you don't look fat

What? l look fat in this dress?

l don't look fat for the dress.

lt's the pink. Pink makes me look fat

Neither you nor your dress is to blame.

Pink takes the blame.

Oh God.

l'm serious. l look slim in blue

l'll be back. - Where are you going?

Where am l going.. hot dog

Hot dog? One for me. - Okay

l knew! lt's.. you

l knew too. l'm avoiding you

Avoid? What do you mean avoid?

You're still angry? Rhea l was only..

You transpired. lt's bound to happen. - Forget it. Now we meet..

After 6 months in New York. Like l told you..

between us there's a story. - And what about your other story?

Which story? - The one behind the tree..

in which you were doing whatever.. - Who me..?

Rhea..? - No man.. - Shalini

Rhea! ln New York? - Yes studying fashion designing

Fashion designing wow. Wonderful.

And you..? - Columbia University

Rhea have you met my boyfriend? - Hi!

Karan is your boyfriend? - Yes. Ever since college. ln Delhi

Rhea and l were classmates in school.

Your friend from school? That's nice

We never saw each other after we went to college

How do you know each other?

Karan. He's your boyfriend

Rhea is your friend from school

lf one of you doesn't tell me How you met up

No baby no - l'll scream. Right now

Excuse me - Come darling l'll tell you

When we met in Amsterdam.. Shalini was still your girlfriend?

You went to Amsterdam? - l.. l..

Come l'll tell you everything

Wait a minute wait a minute.

Shalini l'll tell you how we met up in Amsterdam

l've got some work. l'll see you. - What work..? Karan!

l'll tell you when l remember - Come here

He's a real jerk. l swear! He actually kissed me. l slapped him

What? - He is there.

Look dear l am sorry. l hardly met this girl.

Listen!

Thanks.

Somebody has told it right that..

..behind every successful man there's a woman

Of course

That's because girls never run after guys who don't succeed

You must rig the tent in four days

Mr. Mishra we've organized so many weddings together..

l've given you so much business. And today on the right time..

no you must do something. Please

Assurances and assurances. Nothing ever seems to happen

Why are you staring at me? Get on with your jobs

Good morning mom.

Nothing for breakfast?

l only got to ask for breakfast and you break into tears?

The tent isn't up. Mr. Sharma's wife is in labour

And even that cow is sick!!! Why haven't you taken a haircut?

This is my Tom Cruise look - Tom Cruise look!

l told you stop organising weddings. - Karan please leave me alone

Ok l'll make myself breakfast. You want anything?

Karan what are you doing next week? - Next week?

l don't know about today and you ask me about a week ahead

l've never planned so long ahead

Wait a minute. Why?

Because you're going to help me out with this wedding

Oh come on mom. Am l supposed to organise weddings?

- l'm not asking. l'm ordering you. Do you understand? That's it.

No way! l can't do all this l won't get into all this

l am sorry but the answer is No.

Sahib what goes in between? white flowers? Greens or marigolds?

What do you feel? - Marigolds could be better

l used marigolds for my wedding. - Then go ahead why ask me?

Oye! - Not Oye. My name is Jhallo Ram. - Take your basket away

Hello! Susie don't believe Natasha

She and l are just friends. Nothing happened between us

l don't care. l just called to say that boss has cancelled your leave

lf you don't report for work today you're fired

Let him do that

He was very serious - Even l'm very serious

The Times of lndia has made me an offer.

They'll carry my Hum-Tum cartoons daily

And the money is good. So who cares for this nine-to-fiver?

Right Tuka Ram? - No. Jhallo Ram

The bride's people have arrived

Susie the bride's people have arrived

Suji.. the stuff for making sweets? (Suji: semolina)

Jhallo Ram. Unload the stuff

Where is the electricity generator? Nothing's on time if l'm not around

This is nice.

Remove that basket

Nice venue for a wedding

Thank you very much.

A wedding villa is a fun place. How far away is your bridegroom?

Hum-Tum! l always browse the strip in the Sunday Times of lndia

Hey that's cool.

My Hum-Tum is so popular among girls? - Yours? Hum-Tum are very cute

Right. You and l are cute

Hi l am Pooja.

Hi Karan.

Karan Kapoor? - That's right.

No way. Rhea.

Hey well done dear.

You are looking like a girl. - Don't touch me.

Damn tent. Oh Jesus.

Something awful always happens whenever l see you

Whatever happened to your hair? - lt's my Tom Cruise look

You won't understand. Not your level. This is fashion

What? - You loser!

What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?

l'm in charge of wedding plans here

That's obvious. - Actually it's my Ma. l'm helping her

That's so sweet. - Right? See so sweet

What are you doing here? - You're organising the wedding?

And you don't know who the bride is? - Who..?

No way you.

You're marrying so late?

You could've mothered three kids by now. Have you?

Come on tell me how many. - You are really a loser Karan.

3 years on l thought my slap would've mended your mind

l guess l was wrong.

Some guys never change

My bags are inside the car. Have them delivered to my room

You think l'm a porter? - Likewise

Bye Karan.

l hate that chick.

What's up? - How many kilos of candies?

Who wants candies? l hate them. Who asked for it?

The bride's mother. - Who chooses sweets for the wedding?

The bride's mother? Or l..? - You're the boss

Get ten kilos of pastries. - Done

Greetings. - Greetings

l'm the bride's mother. Sorry you should've said you hate candies

l'd never have asked for those

Aunty l was only..

Aunty? How can you call me aunty?

Jhallo Ram where are you going? - To buy your pastries

l was just joking. What did the bride's mother ask for?

Candies. - Then candy it is

Buy 10 kilos. No 15 kilos

5 kilos from my side

Many thanks

You're Anju's son? - Yes Aunty

What's this cursed Aunty-Aunty?

ln our times we married early we had our babies fast

lf you insist..

..you can add a Bobby with Aunty.

The name's Mrs. Parminder Prakash

But everyone calls me Bobby Aunty. lt is my pet name

lf l may say so

you're as beautiful as the legendary danseuse Umrao Jaan

l've been noticing you all along. Your poise your grace..

today's girls have none of it. Now take your daughter

Son.. even l've been noticing you all day

striding like a tiger.. showing off your stripes to the girls.- Not l..

Come off it. Wish you good luck

Please.. - Karan..

Yes Bobby Aunty..? - Shut up

l think this shut up problem is from their ancestors.

Hey hi Priya. - Hi.

Not Priya. Pooja

l think Priya suits you more. - No

Can l call you Priya? - No.

Thank you.

Jhaloram. Hey Jhalo.. tell any of your friend to get me a car.

Your friends and family just hijacked all the cars

And my designer wants me to try out my wedding gown right now

Get me a cab

Here's a village.

You won't spot a cab in a 12 mile radius

Well! There's a way

Why aren't you attending the ritual?

You aren't supposed to meet your fiance two days before the wedding

Obviously you don't know.

ls it an arranged match? Or love?

What do you think? - l don't know arranged?

Oh love. - No both.

What do you mean by both?

Sameer and l went to college together

We became good friends.

He proposed.

l said okay. - Just like that you said okay.

He's smart sensitive successful mature..

unlike you. Find-my-towel-type. - What's find-my-towel--type?

Like someone who'd scream from the bathroom..

Where's my towel my shoes.. where's the newspaper?

Just peas and potatoes?

ln short find-my-towel--type.

You expect your Sameer..

..won't ask you to find his towel after the wedding?

Oh you poor thing.

ln New York you lived with Sameer? - Before my wedding? Are you mad?

Oh come on Rhea..

Don't tell me you never..? - What..?

You know what l mean ding dong?

Why should l tell you that?

That means no. l knew it no ding dong.

You don't know anything ding dong?

Rhea this looks fantastic on you. - Thanks Malini..

..but don't you think it should be slightly more fitted here.

Just a little from here perfect.

Rhea Pooja said your Sameer is some computer engineer

Sounds quite serious and quite boring

Being a computer engineer doesn't make him serious and boring

Unlike you he isn't an immature fool

Had l been more mature you would've considered me..?

Shut up Karan. l'm getting married in two days. You're sick

Did l ask you to marry me? She takes everything so seriously

Hello. - Hi.

l don't see your husband. He's in the catering business?

You're in the weddings' business he's in the catering business..?

Wonderful! Wish you good luck. - No he's a photographer

Even better! He's going to shoot the wedding photos?

No he's a fashion photographer. Besides he doesn't live in lndia

ln fact we've separated. - So what?

l've separated from my husband too. lt was a matter of life and death

Bobby you're a wonderful example of perseverance

Somewhat true. But Anju you've got it going for you

You run a thriving wedding business.

And all you have is one son

You haven't a worry in life

Of course l worry. Mention marriage and Karan runs scared

Oh! Why..?

Marriage is the end of love and romance

Taking a potshot at marriage? Does he know what love and romance is?

What would she know? She's getting hitched

You tell me did Adam and Eve marry? - No..

They didn't and they basked in their un-marital bliss

Look at legends. Romeo and Juliet. Did they marry?

No. - They didn't

Did Heer marry Ranjha? - No

Did Shirin and Farhad marry? - No

Ever wondered why? - Why..?

l'll tell you why.

Marriage would've spelled doom for their romance

They could never have become legendary lovers

So l tell you if you wish to find true love never marry

Fall in love like me

What rubbish Nonsense

Yet every romantic legend stopped short of a wedding? How come?

You ever heard a story told about the romance of any married couple?

Of course. And everyone in the world knows

Emperor Shah Jahan gave his wife Mumtaz..

..the finest tribute to love. Taj Mahal

Chocolate heroes

They're screaming for love..

these roadside romeos..

They're screaming for love..

these roadside romeos..

but they'll duck the wedding

Chocolate heroes

Deep down inside whatever he is..

he'll put up a heroic posture

All day he's ogling books..

full of girlie posters

He'll say life's a carnival..

but marriage is trouble

So show him the door

Chocolate hero

Chocolate heroes

Talk of marrying..

and he throws a fit - Really?

Talk of living-in..

you'll find he swears by it

ln every girl he finds romance

But commitment not a chance

He'll never find Juliet so Romeo loses his shirt

Chocolate heroes

Chocolate hero

Chocolate heroes

He'll grow up to become an ageing beast..

and the coughing will rack his ancient chest..

he won't find a helping hand..

then he'll miss love's caring wand

When he is abandoned then he will repent

And then finally he will remember me

Chocolate hero

Chocolate heroes

They're screaming for love..

these roadside romeos..

but they'll duck the wedding

Chocolate hero

Chocolate heroes

The bridegroom has come.

What's all this excitement over? fetching the bridegroom?

He's bound to turn up isn't he? lf he fails to turn up..

then you've reason for excitement.. the bridegroom is missing..

Come on Rhea come on.

What a naughty boy

Where ends our story?

Story? Ours? - Yes

A story is happening around every one.

When we meet others our stories meet"

There's no story about us.

There's only The End. The end. This is the end.

Bye - Bye.

l wish Mamma was here

You know she's busy at home. lf she could've come she would

Carrying prayer candles

What..?- Always transpires with prayer candles

Mamma? Mamma! Mamma l thought you wouldn't make it

Yes dear.

Actually l was totally stuck.

l thought l'd miss your flight. But Karan took care of everything

He is a very helpful boy dear. - Karan?

Friend's colony? l live in Friends Colony too

ls it? Which block? - 'M' l am in K 42

Sorry l lied. Actually l live in Kailash Colony

But now that we've met Let's meet up more

Yes sure. - Nice meeting you. - Yes. - Bye.

K 42 in friends colony. Yes.

No use

No use. You'll end up taking her out

You'll spend money take her for a long drive..

..and when you're dropping her home.

you'll hope she asks you in for coffee

She won't

How can you say?

Even l did my bit. But don't worry

my success rate wasn't hundred percent

Many a times l was left thirsting for coffee

What happened? You think l don't think like you?

For you as many girls as you wish?

For me only one for a whole lifetime?

Don't worry Rhea didn't make a wrong decision

No boring scenes as in when l suddenly..

..realise that you're in love with Rhea

No! - Even if he does too bad

We need women more than they need us

And somewhere inside all of us guys ..

..there's a kid who refuses to grow up

No matter.. how feeble she might seem..

..but in here we're far weaker..

But you won't understand now

The day you find your Rhea you'll know..

Take care. - Bye bye.

You always appear just when l've forgotten all about you

Which means you think of me all the time when l'm away

l never meant that

lf you wish never to see me again..

you must think of me always

Because when you've forgotten all about me..

l'll make my appearance - Yes

But if you're thinking of me always you're actually wishing you'd see me

Right? Yes.. no..

That's why a boy and a girl can never be friends- Why?

Because you girls always end up talking about love

Then you and l will never be friends

Too bad. - Too bad. - Bye. - Bye.

Dad will you ever be on time..?

Excuse me madam. - Yes please. - Can l get a beer? - Yes sure.

And one Cognac.

l'm no poet

But my pretty one..

..ever since l've seen you..

poetry just dawned upon me

l'm no poet

He is my son. Cheers.

l had heard of love no doubt

But l didn't know what love was

l remained confused as confusions generally are..

and remained an enemy among friends

Yet l'm no foe..

..but dear pretty one..

..having seen you..

l've learnt to make friends

And l was no poet

Hi dad. - My dear son. - Thank you.

Wow! - ls it good or bad?

Dad it is in the front cover of Vogue. Mind blowing.

Your Dad isn't an international photographer for nothing

l am so proud of you dad. - Thank you.

Could l find her phone number?

Now Paris? Aren't you tired of shifting base every year or two?

What's tiring about it?

ln the last eight years l've done New York Milan and now Paris

Who are you running from? - Your mother

Okay done dear.

l won't talk ill of your mother in front of you

Dad! Not even behind my back

A man has a right to live his life no?

lf not my wife whom do l criticize..

..my neighbour's wife?

Even after all these years of living apart?

You still consider her your wife?

There is something.

l don't know but l love Bombay.

Mom was upset when we shifted from Delhi.

She's settled down.

Hey nice house dad.

Your room is over there. - Thanks

Wow amazing dad.

Nice pictures dad.

Nice pictures. - Relax boy relax.

Part of my last year's photo exhibition

That is why they are there.

Snacks? - Yes please

Your wife is fine Dad.

Did l ask how she is?

Not in many words.

Good day mister. Coffee or tea?

How are you?

Nothing thank you.

Good day madam. Coffee or tea? - Coffee.

Milk very little just about two spoons. Sugar..

..brown sugar. That's it.

Like l said life's a long while. We keep meeting

Karan. - Hi.

l am sorry madam.

That was bound to happen

Oh come on how can you forget?

Every time we meet something always goes wrong

You haven't changed a bit

What are you doing in Paris? - l run a little boutique here

Nice. - What are you doing here?

l'm pursuing love between" You and l"

Remember my cartoon characters Hum-Tum?

You won't believe it the whole country is raving about Hum-Tum

l mean from like news paper clippings T-shirts caps no words dear.

l mean it is really very successful.

Very good. - Thank you.

Publishers wanted me to write a novel about Hum-Tum.. in which..

they fall in love.

Because Paris is the most romantic city in the world..

here l am catalysing their romance.

And it's so awful you're walking out?

No it's my station. All the best for your Hum-Tum Bye.

Hey Riya! Say hi to Sameer.

Sameer is no longer part of my life

l just want to talk to her.

Have your food is it to eat or to see?

Should l call her up Dad? - Certainly not

Wait till the next summer

l want to talk to her.

l want to know what happened to her

l just want to make her feel better.

She isn't the same old Rhea

But l haven't left a good impression

Hope she doesn't get me wrong

lf you wish to do good do it. Don't hesitate

Take my mobile and call up.

lf you keep mulling over it you'll end up nowhere? Now be a man.

You keep thinking just do it.

Who will eat that food? Your Dad? Not a bad idea who wants to diet?

Hello Can l speak to Rhea?

Who's calling? l'm hearing Hindi after ages

By the way who are you?

Umrao Jaan is that you? - Umrao Jaan?

Aunty l'm Karan. Karan Kapoor. Mrs. Kapoor's son

ls that you Tiger? Where are you calling from?

l'm calling from Paris. You needn't raise your voice

Shut up l'm tired of talking in hushed tones

Blast their diction they always seem to be conspiring in whispers

lf you're in Paris aren't you coming over to see us?

Give me your address and l'll be over in a flash

Address? You know how these names sound

.. l went to school till 8th standard

Yes l can manage English

But it is not like that.

but this language.. never heard anything like it

French.. never speak what they write. More like they are gargling.

Aunty address.

l'll give it a try. Write.

Apartment - Red brick building..

lt's a red building on the street. l can't manage the name of the house

Made of olden type red bricks

Sometimes in life some things happen and you lose faith in God

Did Sameer and Rhea hurt anyone?

Just after their first anniversary..

..like everyday Sameer was leaving for work

Some college students jumped a traffic signal for the fun of it

And in a moment's time Rhea's life changed forever

There was a time when she lit up my life whenever she came home

Nowadays she's so quiet..

Sometimes l don't realize that we are in the same room.

She left America lndia.. and now she's here..

where she knows that no one knows her

l think she wants to get lost in the crowd

Now it's as if Rhea has lost herself

My Rhea lived life on her own terms;

in life's hands she suffers her defeat

Just met your mother

Can l share your umbrella? Thanks.

You know Rhea..

Sometimes whatever happens to us..

God what am l saying..?

Whatever l say what use..

You're home

And you couldn't even say how you liked the conversation

Thank you Karan - What for?

For what you've been trying to say Bye.

Hey Rhea can l borrow your umbrella?

Oh sure.

Thanks bye.

"You looked at me and gifted me.."

Mamma phone.

Hello. - Hello could l speak to Rhea please.

One minute.. your phone.

Who is it? - No idea

Hello! - This is such a problem.

l grasp Neither the language nor the cuisine

l end up eating what l never ordered.

Listen have lunch with me tomorrow.

And l get to return your umbrella

No Karan. Not lunch. l'm busy tomorrow

Are you sure. - Yes.

Anyway thanks bye.

He only asked you out for lunch

You could've said dinner

All day you sit at home. You could do with an outing

What a life. Home-to-boutique-to-home

Mamma. - What am l saying?

l'm only watching my movie 'Teesri Manzil.'

Shammi Kapoor is a star

My darling baby

What do you think about this?

lt is good. - lt is very soft..

..and this color looks very nice on you.

lt is so soft.

Finding that Chinese restaurant was tough. - Karan.

You said you'd be busy.

So l thought let's have lunch here

Would you like to join us? - No thanks l will have it later.

l want this. - You want to take this?

Come on l am famished

You want to eat this? - Why are you doing this Karan?

Why this expression of sympathy?

This is the reason

why l didn't return to lndia after Sameer died

l hate seeing people pitying me

Why can't you people be just normal with me?

The food bill. 32 Euros

Your share is 16 Euros. Remember? You only said fifty-fifty

Can we eat? l'm really hungry

Lovely food

How did you find out l like Chinese?

l never knew. l love Chinese

Come on start eating.

Excuse me. Oh l am sorry l didn't know you were closed for lunch.

No no it is fine. Come l'll help you.

Eat in peace. Let me take care of her

Hi l am Karan. - Hi l am Nicole.

Hey nice doggy. - Thank you.

l want an overcoat. - Okay what type?

Pretty child. - Thank you

Something about me? - l only said she's a pretty child

Not bad. You picked up French so fast?

Must know the language where you live

l seem to be able to make do with Hindi anywhere in the world

lf they don't know Hindi l make sure l teach them some

Hey look at them.

lf l don't teach Hindi to those French kids..

..you can change my name to something French All right.

But if l succeed you'll do as l say. - Do what..?

Chuck up

Chuck up - Chuck up every woe

Chuck up - Chuck it l'm with you

Try and smile once

Let hues of the Spring blossom once again

Try and smile once

Let hues of the Spring blossom once again

Sing a new song strike a new melody

lt's a new season it's a new day

Chuck it..

chuck every woe

Chuck it l'm with you

Chuck it..

chuck every woe

Chuck it..

l'm with you.

Unleash new joys sing a new rhapsody

Let loose your moorings ride new waves of ecstasy

Unleash new joys sing a new rhapsody

Let loose your moorings ride new waves of ecstasy

Get the bounce on your feet let dance the sands at your feet

Feel your spirits rise and reach for the skies

Chuck it. Chuck every woe.

Chuck it. l'm with you.

Chuck it. Chuck every woe.

Chuck it. l'm with you.

lt's the only life you ever had through twists and turns good or bad

Hug every moment get life's feel. Smile life's joys you can steal

Chuck it..

chuck every woe

Chuck it l am with you.

Chuck it..

chuck every woe

Chuck it l am with you.

Try and smile once

Let hues of the Spring blossom once again

Sing a new song strike a new melody

lt's a new season it's a new day

Chuck it..

chuck every woe

Chuck it l am with you.

Chuck it..

chuck every woe

Chuck it l am with you.

Chuck it..

chuck every woe

Chuck it l am with you.

What are you doing? My bags..

l don't run a hotel.

lf you're living with me you'll socialize with me

lf you're seeing only Rhea find someplace else

Get lost don't stay with me. Out! Dare don't stay with me!

Dad. These dramatics don't suit you. Open the door

Spending so much time with a girl doesn't suit you either

By the way is it serious?

What an awkward monologue with a door.

Please open the door.

On one condition. You'll introduce me to Rhea

Rhea has invited us to lunch tomorrow.

Really? Come in. - But.. - Come in.

The door was open? - Then what?

You think l'm a bad dad who'll lock his son out in the cold?

No l am not so bad.

l'm a bad boy

Excuse me..

ls Karan in?

l am Arjun Kapoor. Good day. - Good day. l'm Nicole

Nicole. - Welcome

Greetings. - Greetings. - My father. - Greetings uncle.

So you are Karan's "bau'ji".. - "Bau'ji"..? - Dad?

Myself Mrs. Parminder Prakash. You can call me Bobby

l'd rather call you Dimple the actress who played Bobby

Your Bau'ji is very colourful Karan. - Dad..

Flowers for my Umrao Jaan. - Lovely flowers. Nice boy

l wish l had carried those flowers

Oh chocolates for you. - Thank you.

Please come in - Do come inside

Nice house. - Thank you

So you've taken after your father

Son..

l want to see Rhea married again

You ought to talk to my mother

She organizes weddings

Silly l didn't mean that

You aren't talking about me..? - l love my daughter dearly

Would l ever want her to marry someone like you?

Thank God. l was scared

Life is meant to be lived.. to the fullest

l know what loneliness means

At least l had Rhea

After l'm gone who stays with Rhea?

Everyone of us needs someone..

For company love support

But l have a feeling That Rhea will refuse to agree

That's why she is living here. But whom will she find here?

But son if we can find a nice boy l think it'll work out

So you're looking for someone conservative homely..

ln other words a very boring guy.

Because interesting boys like you Never make for good husbands

Thanks aunty. l am not interested.

Okay now give me a nice smile. Smile smile. Hold it there!

What happened uncle?

Nothing just remembered someone

l met her a few years ago. She's very beautiful

The only beauty l could never capture ln my camera

nor into my life

l should not be asking but.. - Then don't ask

Caught you. - Come in l'll tell you

l was just back from London after a course in photography

You know l was part of this very glamorous life..

Then l met Anju

Anju's world was very different from mine.

She was a plain simple girl. With a strong mind

That's the quality in her that sets her apart

You may have conquered the world but..

..you want to come back home to a woman like this.

We married

To make each other happy initially we made our compromises

Then followed the questions.. Like where-are-you-going..

..who-is-she? Maybe l was not prepared for marriage

Afterwards questions that had never been raised cropped up

l guess l was not ready for marriage.

With time there was more work more quarrels. ln a fit of rage..

l took up a six-month assignment in America

She didn't ask questions l gave no answers

For six months l waited for a call from her;

maybe she waited for mine

Then six months became a year and years became ages.

We never.. On one count l'm grateful to her

She never let Karan feel the distance between us

l don't know why l'm telling you this

.. l never even confided in myself

Neither to me

Wish you had tried at least once..

So neither have you been able to forgive me

l forgave you long ago Dad.

But l never got over what you did

l am sorry son. l am really very sorry.

Maybe you ought to say sorry to someone else

l am sorry Rhea.

You must think l'm evil.

No one's evil. Evil are the times that befall

You're saying l've fallen into evil times

There you are. Come inside. l don't serve a bad lunch

Come inside first eat and see. Come. - Come please.

l never could bring up this topic with my dad

Thanks Rhea. - lt is okay.

lf you tell anyone l cried

l'll kill you. No l am serious. l'll kill you. Remember it.

Okay thank you very much for the lunch.

Wish you good luck.

Thank you very much.

You are here again? - Hello is it Karan's dad? - Hi.

Hi Nicole hi sweety.

Hi do you stay here?

The one with the dog?

No no she is saying she loves your dog.

Thanks. - Welcome. - Have fun. - l'll try.

You are a brat you'll never progress. - Aunty don't say that. Greetings.

Bye dad see you. - Bye.

l wonder what her mother's like. - What..?

Bye uncle.

Rhea father and son will never progress. Come on let's go.

Mamma. - ls that son and father..

Let's go in.

Karan. - Just 2 seconds Rhea. Coming.

You aren't dressed yet? Not going to the airport? Get dressed

Spare me. - Why?

l can't bid goodbyes

Sorry.

Getting late l should make a move

Take care of yourself.

l love you.

Have a nice flight bye bye.

Remember we met at the airport

After that first meeting.. l really hated you.

l know same here. - Not at all.

l really hated you.

You hated me.

That's why you tried to kiss me

Only tried? - Shut up. - Thank you.

Then l hated you so much all because..

you didn't know how to talk you had no respect for women..

..you were so ill-mannered and irritating - Not Bad.

After all these years you remember everything about me?

Did you hit upon a story for your Hum-Tum?

l have something in mind. ln the end who knows Hum-Tum may fall in love

All the best. - Thank you.

You know Karan l didn't think l would ever admit this to you.

l think l'll miss you

We're going to see each other very soon. Guess why?

Because though life's a long while

we have very little time

Are we going to be friends now?

Friends? But you always said you'd never make friends with girls

Pretty girls are the exception

And l am not pretty! - When did l say that?

Are you saying l'm pretty?

Actually.. - listen. - Yes. - Shut up! - Okay.

Rhea is coming after 3 days? - Yes

Whose friend is she yours or mine? - Mine

And am l your chauffeur or secretary? - Neither

Then why do you want me to pick her up from the airport?

Because l want you to marry her

You want me to marry Rhea..? - Exactly

Come on Mihir you're perfect for each other

lf Rhea is perfect why don't you marry her?

Hey don't talk rubbish dude. l can't marry Rhea. - Why?

l'm the sort a mother would warn her daughter about

You agree with me thank you very much.

l know Rhea. She needs a mature experienced guy

Which is you so shut up and trust me. - l trust you.

ln three days Rhea is coming. Pick her up at the airport

lf you don't like her you needn't see her ever again

Okay so you are going to pick her up. Thanks.

When did l say yes? - You didn't say no

l can't believe it .. l'm doing your bidding

Oh come now Mihir stop all this.

lf Rhea realizes that l'm introducing the two of you

She will kill me alright?

After the wedding can l tell her we're married?

Not bad! Already contemplating the marriage?

Rhea is putting up with her aunt. She knows the address all right

Come on l'm busy. Hang up

Nice sport. Australia fields so well even in video games

You Rhea. - Yes.. you..?

Hi l am Karan sorry Mihir.

So you are Mihir. Myself Mrs. Parminder Prakash

How handsome You're just like Karan described you

Karan described..?

No.. he didn't. He only said Mihir would receive us instead of him

You couldn't tell me that before? - Such a long flight. l'm at wits' end

Sorry l mean. - Hi hello.

Something cropped up suddenly. Karan is busy.. so l had to come

Suddenly? But you said Karan informed my Mummy about you..

Really? The car is parked outside. Shall we..?

Which car do you have?

Just asking because we've got so much luggage.

Don't mind. - Come.

No no it is okay. Please.. - Good manners.

Come come let's go.

There's something about lndia

The country has a smell of it's own..

look kids defecating along the kerb

Nice to be here

Son what do you do? - l run a business in computers

l see. How much turnover?

Mamma! - Rhea is also a computer buff - Really?

Not much except office computing

Karan says you run a store in Paris.

Not store. Boutique of lndian designs

Boutique is a store no..?

You come into lndia and you grab a paper! Always reading

Times of lndia carries Karan's Hum-Tum

This Karan is..

Yes Karan.. - Yes this Karan is..

l just joined the chorus

ln Bombay you don't disconnect phones at night?

Yes Karan. - Hey hi Rhea.

Don't tell me hi. l am okay.

You're angry? Okay l'm going home. - What?

l'm standing outside your house

l'm famished. Can l find something to eat?

lt is nice to be back in lndia.

Mamma is right. Your country is your own

Who told you to live in Paris?

l am sorry l didn't mean.. - No no.

Don't be sorry. Karan actually the thing is..

lf l stayed in lndia..

..everyone would've begun to insist that l marry again

After Sameer died l wasn't interested anymore

You can't stop loving someone because he's dead. l'll always love Sameer

l will always love him.

Yes l can understand that Rhea but..

..does it mean that you can't pick up the threads of your life?

You can't stop living.

True. But to start afresh one needs a good companion

Not someone in an arranged marriage.

What if you might find someone?

What rubbish. Hey tell me.

l think arranged marriages work

l know much about arrange marriage.

What are you talking? - l am serious dear..

Let's pretend l'm here to look up an arranged match

Pretences at 2 am!

Hello Rhea l'm Champak Bhumiya

Your aunt's niece's daughter' friend speaks highly of you

She says we're perfect for each other. Made for each other

Made for each other Rhea. - Why not. - Come on Rhea don't be a fool.

Not Champak Bhumiya. lf a genuine smart guy..

asks you whether after so many years in Paris..

will you be able to adjust to Bombay life? With me?

Sandwich. - Thank you.

Hey Rhea come on just sit down. - Come on Karan. lt is not funny.

lt is funny. lt is really funny. Remember fun.. come on. - Okay.

Okay what were you asking? - After Paris..

will you be able to adjust in Bombay?

More important than the city..

..is adjustment between people. lf two people are happy together..

Bombay or Paris what difference?

10/10 it is a perfect answer. - Thank you.

After the marriage will you work?

You don't want me to work afterwards?

No no l think it is great.

l think every woman should work.

Not as a pass time. Serious work. Like you Really

Now that is a perfect answer 10/10. - Thank you.

Now what about kids. - What about kids..?

Not you. Aren't you supposed to ask me? whether l love kids?

Yes do you love kids? - Of course

First l want a daughter. Beautiful intelligent. Like you

l'll make a fine daddy

lf l find someone like me flirting with her l'll break his legs

You think that will make you a fine daddy?

Look you'll make a fine mother

What harm if l spoil the kids a little bit?

So l do all the hard work and you have all the fun?

Yes look at it from my point of view and it's a wonderful marriage

A puppy is all it'll take to complete the family portrait

Let's call him Tommy. - Awful name

Okay Tommy. On one condition. You take Tommy out for walks

l can't do all this. - Done.

l'll only feed him morsels from my plate. "Tommy take"

That's all l am going to do.

Apart from spoiling the kids and Tommy what else will you do?

What else is left to be done? l'll live happily ever after..

with my kids and Tommy .. and of course you. Sorry

So l come after the kids and Tommy.

And yes.. with you too. - l come after the kids and Tommy?

No Rhea it is.. l am sorry.

Mention me after the kids and Tommy

and l'll hack you into small bits..

and l'll feed you to Tommy. - Okay l'm sorry. No more kids-or-Tommy

l'll always love you more than anyone else

See how easy it is to discuss an arranged marriage..?

We almost got married

Rhea! - Hi aunty. - Hi dear. - How are you?

You look gorgeous. - l ought to be telling you that

You have not changed. - ls it?

Sit. How about coffee tea juice..? - Just coming from our place

And you know Mamma never lets me leave before breakfast

How is she? - She is okay. - Great.

Aunty this is for you. - For me?

lt is pretty.

But Rhea these formalities..

Actually Karan's dad has sent it for you

He's fine.

Rhea l'm the one who makes your Ma laugh all the time

And you make my Mom upset as soon as you step in

Sorry aunty.

Don't fall for what she says

She is a very bad girl. - Karan shut up!

l hope they send 150 pieces. l'll pay after l've checked the consignment

lf l find a one-piece short in the shipment..- God! One piece..

how much poorer will it make you how much richer will he become?

You women are forever cribbing over one Rupee..

..one potato one coriander leaf..

why fight over trivia? - lt isn't about money. lt's principle

lt is about principles.

But why discuss principles with you?

Rhea shut up.

Yes Mihir come over park the car

Mihir is coming? - Yes.. l forgot to ask you..

How did you find Mihir? - Okay.

But what is Mihir doing here? - l thought we'd have lunch together

Hey. - Hi Karan. - How are you? - Good. - Tell him hi. - Hi.

So how was your shopping?

l wasn't shopping. lt was business

l'm hungry. Where are we going for lunch?

Oh! No. - What happened? - Lunch reminds me..

l have to meet Diana. - Who's this lady?

Just a friend. Met her a week ago. Strictly business

She is damn hot Mihir you should meet her. Okay.

Not your first lunch date with Diana? - Lunch yes. For the first time

Couple of days ago we went out for dinner

You go ahead and have lunch.

l'll see you afterwards for coffee. Got to run

Karan!

l know a great joint for grilled fish.

Rhea. - Yes sorry.

l know a great joint for grilled fish.

l don't like grilled fish

Where to? China garden? Delhi Durbar?

l forgot.. Mamma has cooked lunch

Will you drop me home?

Yes sure why not.

Next to your place there's a Dosa Diner

Today's my birthday.

Strange! Karan never told me. - Karan must've forgotten

Karan is such a.. he is such a..

Anyway happy birthday. - Thanks.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Mihir. Happy birthday to you.

Strange you never reminded me it's your birthday

Sorry l forgot that you forget. - Never mind. Eat cake

Something tells me l'm forgetting something

How dare you? - Daina. - Daina.

You are a very bad boy. - Listen l am really very sorry.

Enough of your apologies! You forget that you invited me?

l waited for you for ages

You must be Rhea.

Don't ask me how l know you're Rhea

And you are Mihir.

Happy birthday.

What sort of birthday..? No champagne?

To new friends. - l don't drink. - Wow.

A man who doesn't drink and is man enough to admit to it..

l am impressed. Karan l really liked your friend.

l think he is cute. - Cute?

Mihir you didn't tell me what you do.

- l run a computer company. Micro lndia

We design computer systems

Really? All the computers in my office were sourced from you?

Wiz Entertainment. - You're Diana Fernandez?

Right. - No wonder your voice sounded familiar.

We've spoken several times on the phone

You actually spoke to her or you heard

of her conversations over the phone?

After so many conversations now we meet.. amazing

How amazing

Karan what a boring song. - Awful song

No way l love this song.

For the first time l danced with a girl to that song

So sweet. - Close dance.

How cute. Me and you Mihir come let's dance.

Just calm down.

How strange. For the many times that

they talked business they never met

One chance meeting and they've taken to each other

Somewhat too fast. Who'll say it's their first meeting?.

Karan shut up.

Sometimes the first look is enough. Sometimes it takes so many meetings

What..? - True

Wow

l mean Mihir and Diana..

you know.. Mihir and Diana they're so unlike

l don't know how they liked each other

They're so different

Karan. Have you heard that phrase that opposites attract? - Yes.

lt's widely accepted that

the more varied the match the better it is for the relationship

She makes up for her husband's flaws;

he makes up for his wife's shortcomings

Which makes for a perfect marriage.

Wow Rhea you ought to be writing a book

Principles of Marriage by Rhea

Seriously. - Good evening everybody.

Tonight l'm happy.. elated

Guess why?

l just got engaged Mihir and l..

..and the person instrumental in getting us together..is..

Rhea. Cheers.

lf Rhea liked Mihir if Mihir liked Rhea..

then you and l wouldn't have been here today

Karan tried his best to make Rhea and Mihir fall in love

Then l materialized l guess l got lucky

So.. cheers to Rhea once again Oh Mihir l love you

Please give me a chance to explain

Rhea. - How dare you Karan?

You've no right to scorn me.

Scorn? l was arranging your marriage. - Marriage?

You know because of all this..

l went away to Paris to avoid this

You know it..

..because out there no one would be arranging weddings for me

l don't get it!

Why won't people leave a girl in peace until she's married?

ls marriage the sole purpose of life for us?

Without a man in her life a woman's life is incomplete?

What tangent are you getting at? - And you Karan..?

l never expected you to behave like this

How could you be one of them? - Come on Rhea..

..over something so little.. - lt's nothing so little

lt is about my life. My personal life.

Not everything in life is a joke

So what now? Do we sit down for a quarrel?

Forget it You don't get what l'm saying

Of course l don't understand what you say.

l thought you and Mihir.. - What about Mihir and l..?

What is wrong with you?

How can you think like this? Did you ever ask me what l want?

l only want to see you happy

You think l'll be happy with Mihir?

Will you be happy with a guy like me?

Come on tell me.

Now why are you quite?

Enough is enough..

Listen Rhea. - Don't follow me Karan!

Love is the problem isn't it?

Karan was right. A boy and a girl can never be friends

Because love always comes in the way

Come on Rhea.

How long will you hide your feelings from each other?

lf you expect Karan to make the first move forget it

That fool doesn't even realize he's in love

No one knows Karan more than l

Every year he forgets my birthday but

..each little word about you he remembers

lf not love what else is it?

He loves you Rhea. He loves you very much.

True love is so hard to come by it happens only once in a lifetime

You are lucky.

To have found this joy twice you're lucky

Simple. l'm not a nice guy

Not a nice guy and when it comes to girls..

first class scoundrel. - He's one of us

You get it?

For the first time in my life l wanted to do good for a girl

Did l do anything wrong? - No

l did. - You did..? - Big mistake l did

Big mistake.. l broke her heart

The tears.. welled up from her heart.

l made her cry. - Made her cry?

Very bad.

When her tears stream down here..

..why do l ache in here?

Her eyes her tears

And here it aches?

ls this any justice? - No

Oh yes it's justice This is justice

lf the burden of both tears and pain

were hers what justice would it be?

Were her tears and her pain to be mine justice would be done.

Understood?

Understood. - What can you understand?

She says l don't understand anything.

lf l never understood anything.. how come l understand

What am l and what is she?

Understand?

Understood. She's coming for you

She isn't after me. - Behind you

Hide the glasses. No drinking in front of a lady.

But l can drink because l'm not a nice guy. Pass my glass.

Karan come home.

Rhea l'm not a nice guy.

l'll leave brother.

l am not a nice man.

"l and you.."

Let our sighs caress

Let subdued heartbeats race

This moment craves.. a tryst..

"l and you.."

Your eyes let me enchant

ln your arms take me as l relent

This moment craves.. a tryst..

"l and you.."

Let our sighs caress

Slumber's caress smears the kohl in your eyes

Oh was it a fleeting carnival of dreams..?

Let desire consume us body and soul

Leave yourself to rock amid abandon and ecstasy

This moment craves.. a tryst..

"l and you.."

Let our sighs caress

Caress me..

like symphony's strings

Darkness hidden in your tresses..

let loose liberate my nights

Wait till night's veil slips away from her bosom

Wait for dew to moisten her petals

But this moment craves.. a tryst..

"l and you.."

Let our sighs caress

Let subdued heartbeats race

This moment craves.. a tryst..

"l and you.."

Calm down.

Don't take God's name in vain

Where's Rhea? - She isn't coming

You had a fight with her?

No she is just busy.

My ring. Come on.

l left it in the car

You don't say shit inside a church

We were supposed to come together no? l waited for you.

l got busy over here.

Just a second.

l can't even face her

ldiot even his tie isn't matching

What must she think of me?

Why did we take so long to know each other's minds?

Whatever happened was wrong

Why does it feel so perfect?

Friends.

We are gathered together..

l've lost her forever

l don't want to lose him ever

On the eve of Mihir and Diana Fernandez.

ls this the end of our relationship..?

The beginning of a new relationship..?

As long as you both shall live.

l do.

How can l start this conversation? Please say something Karan

l am sorry Rhea.

l am really really sorry.

Whatever happened should never have come to pass

l mean l should never have done that

l am sorry.

We ought to get married.

Yes we ought to get married. - Why?

Why do you want to marry me Karan?

Don't get me wrong Rhea - You're getting me wrong

Do you feel that whatever happened was wrong?

Yes Rhea. The mistake was mine

Then we ought not to commit another mistake

We ought not to make another mistake by marrying for the wrong reasons

Don't get me wrong. - Enough Karan

You need not say anything more

Need not say anything more

"l and you.."

From the outset l never liked that Mihir

He was always evading questions How annoying

What makes you laugh? - l'm not laughing Bobby

You've been laughing at me forever on the sly. Sarcastically

Where are you going with those Huge bags? Our flight is next week

What happened my child?

l'm leaving

l don't know where .. for how long

For four years l kept you away from your country your relatives

Away from everybody.

This time l want to go away alone

l want to come to terms with my life with myself on my own

Let me be on my own Mamma please

Rhea my child..

home for me is wherever you are

l'll never even ask you why we're going or where

But don't tear yourself away from me

l'm coming with you. Period

Wait l'm coming

My darling baby

God can't be everywhere. That's why He made mothers

Love you dear. l love you.

Karan. Have you finished your breakfast?

What's the matter? lt's been two days

and you're completely uncommunicative

And there's no news of Rhea. Have the two of you had a fight?

Karan can you pick up the phone please.

This boy is too much

Hello hi Sheila how are you? Yes.

Just a minute Sheila. Sheila l'll have to call you back later.

You're not listening you aren't talking

you aren't answering phones doorbells

Just like your Daddy

Whose son is he after all?

You..?

Can l come in?

Karan. - Dad.

What are you doing here?

Coming directly from the airport to see you.

How have you been? - l'm fine

lt shows. How's Rhea?

What do you want to ask?

l want to know why you're running away from your life. Like l did

What..?

ln my personal life.. l took a lot of wrong decisions

which l have come to regret

l had the loveliest the most loving wife in the whole world

But l never could understand her

Finally l realised how much l had been given and what l had lost

Every father wants his son to follow in his footsteps.

l must be.. the first father in the whole world who prays everyday..

may my son never become like me

But sometimes when l look at you..

l fear l may have passed on to you my legacy of failures.

l fear.. you may lose faith in relationships because of me

But then l look at Rhea and my fears are allayed

l feel she's the one who can extricate my son..

..from the orbs of my shadows

Rhea called me in Paris yesterday to tell me that she's leaving forever

She'd say no more but l realised

you've proven that you're my son

No one else could ever break a heart so full of love

Dad l'm in love with Rhea. But how can she love a guy like me

lt's what we fail to grasp about women.

How can they love morons like us?

17 years ago l broke someone's heart..

..someone l ought to have worshipped

God never gave me a second chance

You're about to make the same mistake.

Know it He won't give you a next chance

Karan where are you going?

After all l'm your son Dad.

ln matters of the heart l'm slow on the uptake

But now that l know l'm not wasting 17 years trying to find her

The second chance God never gives. We ought to seize it ourselves..

like my son is doing

Like our son..?

For 3 hours we've been only 2 inches apart

and we don't know each other"

You rifled my bag?

Rhea Rhea Prakash.

Why must you spend on my tickets? - Yes how are we related?

Karan Kapoor.

You're organising the wedding and you don't know who the bride is?

Sameer is no longer part of my life

But to start afresh one needs a good companion

ln the end Hum-Tum might end up falling in love

Have you heard of the phrase opposites attract...

l only want to see you happy. - You think l'll be happy with Mihir?

Will you be happy with a guy like me?

Mention me after the kids and Tommy

and l'll hack you into small bits.. and l'll feed you to Tommy."

Okay l'm sorry. No more kids-or-Tommy

l'll always love you more than anyone else

l'll always love you more than anyone else.

Tea or coffee sir. - No thanks.

Okay l'll have a cup of coffee with.. - Okay.

With very little milk. - Just about two spoons of milk.

A teaspoon of sugar. - Brown sugar. - Brown sugar.

You know why? - Why sir.

Because she loves me.

Sometimes the first look is enough.

Sometimes it takes so many meetings"

l think l'll miss you.

Words..

my eyes spoke..

had you read..

you'd never lose me..

Wait..

if that word.. you ever said..

in loneliness we wouldn't walk

Once a moment craved.. a tryst..

yours and mine

l and you.

Only problem with Hum-Tum.. without you l'm incomplete

Many relationships fall apart because people can't express themselves..

they can't talk their hearts out.

lf you got something to tell someone..

just go ahead and say it. Don't wait it might be too late

Rhea couldn't understand my love because..

l was the one who couldn't fathom my love.

Now she's gone..

and l never got a chance to express myself.

Out of this book..

l seek no riches no fame.

l only want to tell her.. how much l love her

That's it.

You believe you'll meet her again?

She will meet me. l'm sure.. because life's a long while

Rain in January..?

lt doesn't rain in January

lt was bound to happen yes Karan?

Because whenever we've met..

something always happens

You read the book?

How did you like it?

Reminded me of a friend

Ever told you about this friend of mine?

Never

l met him many years ago

And you kept seeing him..

till he became my best friend

Then he fell in love with you. Why did you walk away?

Because he didn't stop me

l don't like your friend one bit

Not a word against my friend

Then what do l say?

What you've never said

That l'll love you more than the kids and Tommy?

You better! Else l'll cut you into little bits..

l love you Rhea.

l told you there's one story about us. - ls this the end of our story?

No now's when our story begins

Where are you going? You didn't hear what he said?

Story isn't over

Who's this guy?

Why is his cot so close to my daughter's?

He's a new-born! - You never know these guys

No sooner than they're born they start flirting with pretty girls

Saw that..?

He's using kids' sign language to call my daughter

lf he's like that l wonder what his mother's like

When did you see his mother? - Just a joke

When did you see his mother?

Look your baby is cute.

When did you see his mother? - l saw his dad. Doesn't resemble him

l thought he must resemble his mother

You and l..

Because l love you

Boys get together and go out Girls get together and chat

How will we get together?

Deep in my heart you and l

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